SPEAK ON IT - I Hate It When: Holiday Edition/Restaurant Red Flags

SPEAK ON IT - I Hate It When: Holiday Edition/Restaurant Red Flags

Episode Transcript

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Welcome to another episode of The BigBoys by Speak on It on It podcast
Big Boys Neighborhood. All right now, beautiful day in the neighborhood. Man
Nathalia is up in here, Nathalia. Survey says Surveys Survey says what Natalia
that forty five percent of people wouldrather have a solo vacation than spend the

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holidays with their family. Forty fivealmost fifty percent of people are like,
nah, I don't want to spendthe holidays if you don't want to go
at a game. They rather whatwould rather a solo vacation, a vacation
by themselves right then spend the holidayswith their family. Wow, isn't that
crazy? Damn? Like with yourfamily, like your wife and kids are
are wondering just a family. Iwould definitely go somewhere else without sitting with

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like my no disrespect my brother,sisters, nieces and nephews and stuff.
I definitely go somewhere by myself.I think also to like, just around
the holidays, it gets to bea lot, and there's you're trying to
take care of everything, You're tryingto plan things, You're still taking care
of the kids or you're like hangingout with your siblings a lot like and
you're just like, you know what, I just need a loane time.
I just want to be by myselfand I want to go on a solo

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trip and just be like I findmyself. The only reason why I would
do a solo trip is because Ithink, and it's one of my patterns.
I put everybody else, especially myfamily, ahead of myself in the
number one position. But when yougo to everybody yourself, you get up
when you want, you go,where you want to eat, how you
want those kind of things. Youknow, got to answer to nobody.
Yeah, man, while answer tothe nobody anyway. And a few other

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people, like for Black Friday,the family got up and they're like,
we're gonna do Black Friday shopping.And I was like, you could drop
me off at David Busters. Iwas literally there by myself watching sports,
drinking a beer and it was thebest time ever. Man. The family
shopping and that's a breakaway from thefamily. And he like, drop me

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off. How did you enjoy thegames? They said? Who won?
He was like, I don't know. You know, all right, the
holidays are here, man, We'regonna speak on it in the neighborhood.
Man, I hate it whin HolidayEdition. I hate it when Holiday Edition.
I got one that involves my mom. Yeah, I got one.
That ball is going to the mallyesterday. Oh yeah, man, I
hate it when Holiday Edition is whenyou're the person that usually prepared a turkey

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you could, and then you're soonto be sister in law comes and says,
hey, I want to fry turkeythis year, and she fries the
turkey and it comes out like theturkey needs lotions. Yeah. Man,
Hey, dude, Louis sent usa picture us of Myra's sister Stephanie.
She did the fried turkey. Dude. When I looked at the picture,

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my voice and my throat got droshed. I was like, how can you
eat that? I hate it whenHoliday Edition dehydrated trials don't experiment on us.
Yeah, no, believe that.I hate it when Holiday Edition.
I hate it when my mom doesn'ttell me what she wants for the holidays,
Like, Mom, what can Iget you anything? Just tell me?

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Oh me, I don't need anything, you know. I just the
love of my daughters and my grandkids, and I just love you. I
don't need anything. And then likethe day before it be like, actually,
I would love and then she'll tellme something. Yeah I do Rose
Royce really good, Lord Mercy.I hate it. Whin Holiday edition.

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This is going to my mom too. But like you know how when the
holidays come around, you're like,oh, I'll be home, I'll kind
of relax and stuff and just notreally not really do much. My mom
will wake up in the morning.So we're gonna do this today. We're
gonna clean the house, We're gonnadecorate this. Then we're gonna take the
decorations down. And then by thetime that finishes, we start working and
I'm like, mom, hey,man, can you tell me just lock
your mom in my closet. Igotta do like a I hate it when

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holiday I hate it when you goshopping, you buy something and then like
two days later you see it onsale. Oh yeah, man, come
on, you gotta go back.He ain't browing. Man. Hey,
did y'all see that Black Friday anythingat Target with a girl pulling off the
prices for Black Friday and the cellprice and they were the same. Oh
wow, yeah, the same man, the same prices. Yeah, I

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hate it. Win damn. Yeah, man, I hate it, Win
you try to park at the mallor the time that we went to the
mall and everything is taken. Everyeverybody's out there. I ain't mad at
you all right now. I hateit when in the neighborhood. Thanks you
got, George. It's a bigboy's neighborhood, big boy neighborhood. Luisgi
is up in here with lot talkabout some restaurant hacks man, so know

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we all go to them. Bro. So you guys know a celebrity chef
restaurant or Gordon Ramsey right, anda lot of international restaurants everywhere, famous
name right, yes, sir,And we know him from Hell's Kitchen and
all the entertainment that he gives us. Because he's a personality, bro,
a crucial element of the surfing turf. Where's the lofst is missing in action?
Where's the lof star? Right here? Chef? This is not possible,

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co this is no postable. Thiscannot be true that there's here's the
role. We need to go overthere and yell at just in an American
accent, just yell at everybody.But he does know a lot about restaurants

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and he's like, hey, BlackFriday. Man, I bought some damn
pots and pans. Oh did you? Yeah? Because it can't popping up
on my social media. Gordon RamseyYeah, man, well he could give
us some gems. When you goto a restaurant, he said, some
of the things you should probably lookout for is when you go to these
restaurants and it says the word famousor best in the country, It's like,
who gave you that title? Right? Did it come from? Unless

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there's something to back it up.Be careful with product like that Mexi poppy.
You know what I'm saying, MexicPoppy approved. You know, because
I go this post, I'm like, man, it's a Mexic poppy.
Yeah. See if his stickers inthe window. The one thing he says
he will never order is something that'son a specials list, on a specials
list. If there's like ten thingson a specials list, what special if

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you got ten things on there,like you've got That's what I've heard.
I've heard when it's on a speciallist, they're trying to get rid of
it. And that's why, becauseit's like going to go bad soon or
something. In today's this is yesterday'sthat. It's true. That's with the
soup too. He says, ifyou're gonna go for a soup, asked,
hey, what was the soup ofthe day yesterday and the day before

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maybe not chicken? Chicken and rice, And what is it today? Chicken?
Yeah. Man. Another cool thingthat he also mentioned is when you
go, like book a table ata restaurant and it's only two people,
book a table for three, sothey won't put you like in the corner
where there's only like a two personAnd it's happened to me before, like

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the Cheesecake Factory. It was fortwo of us, and it was by
the bar area, and we wereliterally right by the restroom, right by
the exit to the kitchen, Ithink, and me and Myra were in
the back and we're just like allright, like can you pass this over?
The I was like, this isgenius, hey man. Restaurant red
flags in the neighborhood, Yeah,we all got them. I would say,

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like a restaurant red flag for sureis if it's too too dark,
because like I heard that, ifit's dark, they're trying to hide how
dirty the restaurant. An. There'sa spot that we talk about. I
won't say it on air. Youwalk in there, it's always dark.
A carpet field gummy, yeah,man, carpet the red flag. Yeah,
carpet at a restaurant. I'm like, oh, that's a dirty restroom,

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amen. I was, oh,man, but you know it's something
I've been in some dirty ass restaurants. There's some good you know what I'm
saying, good food there is that. Yeah, yeah, man. I
remember one red flag that I had. I was at this this one spot
and they were doing the prep workand the lady was sitting down and she
was like rolling up like wantons andeggs, right, and I heard it.

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Man. I looked at my wasn'tburied, and dude, we just
got up and left. She waslike white. She was like doing egg
rolls and wantons and like taking herhand and wiping her nose. But she
she had like a she had likea chess cold and this before cold.
Oh man. Sometimes when I walkedlike in the back and I start seeing

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like the mood on the floor,like packages and boxes, I'm like,
oh, yeah, why would theyjust leave them on the floor. They've
been there for it and be hesitantrestaurant Red flag when you ask can you
use the restaurant and they like hesitant. You gotta kind of like walk through
the kitchen. Yeah, and youlooking like, oh man, if you
can cancel my order. My thingis like when the tables are dirty or

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the menus are dirty, I'm like, yeah, this had a sticky table
or like a sticky menu. Yeah. Yeah. I pulled up to a
restaurant one time and they had likethis break room in the back and like
half of the people that were smoking, and I was like, oh yeah,
yeah man, like yeah, Iwas at once asked if they had
toothpicks and lady take it out hermouth. Engage it Radio Big Boy Eadies,

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You're finding a big boy from BigBoys Neighborhood on iHeart Radio. We
have the most fun on your radio, Honi. As an intern, wal
I started interning in radio and itwas actually like one of our friends who
are still at the station here,but they were doing like his one year
celebration though, and my mom hadto actually come and meet everyone because I
was staying there late at night.So after she leaves there, like,
you guys were gonna have strippers atthe party, and I've never seen strippers

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before. They actually bring strippers.The strippers get naked and they're like,
honey, you're gonna get a lotdance. And I was like, no
it guys or girls. Girls.And I saw the naked and they were
rubbing like everything on the window,and I was like, oh my gosh,
I shouldn't be seeing this. Butthen after that I totally like pop
my stripper thingy, you know,like the first time that night. I

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couldn't even tell I'm about it untilyears later. I was like, you
know, that day there are strippersthere and they were naked and they were
rubbing their movies all over the windows. Did that dance? I did?
I know. It's like, you, guys, this is really weird.
I did get it though, reallyreally weird. They forced it on you.
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