December 5, 2023 • 10 mins
SPEAK ON IT - Secrets On A Plane/Hooking Up On The First Night?
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(00:00):
Welcome to another episode of the BigBoy Speak on It a podcast, Big
Boy Neighborhood. Honey is up inhere? What Honey? What what you
got on Stern Big with the holidieshere. A lot of people are going
to be traveling, whether it's cominginto town, going out of town,
so they're gonna be on the plane, in the airports, on the buses,
a lot of places just traveling.So somebody from the airport, the
(00:22):
airlines, they came out and theyrevealed the secret. So a lot of
us do think, like the dirtiestplace on a plane is probably the bathroom,
is what you think the first thing, but it's not. It is
not the best of the first place, you guys. This is actually the
dirtiest place on a plane. Yourtrade table where you have your lunch.
Trade tables two and fifty five colonyforming bacterial units or see fuse. In
(00:45):
comparison, the flushing toilet button hadonly two hundred and sixty five see fuse
in the same man, have younoticed when I fly even before COVID,
I take lights, ale wipes,yes, and I wipe down the trade
table and I wipe this basically southwestbecause southwest is just turning the planes around.
Yes, so yeah, man,And I wipe down the head rest,
the arm rest all day before COVID, and those were the other places
(01:08):
that they were saying. They weresaying the seat covers and then just like
that little place where you could putlike the pouch and everything. Right,
I wait, the first thing Ido is I sit down, I put
my water in there, I getall coffee, put my trae table.
We need some of them germs,so we need to tough enough. Yeah,
man, I hate a burrito offthe ground. One ger When I
was a kid, we had toput them in the oven like forty minutes,
(01:29):
and I was like, man,I'm waiting on this. What's that
The fifteen second fifteen minute rows wasa five second room. Mine was fifteen
minutes. I went and got ita chevy kid did it? Helped,
right, helped the immune system andeverything. The planes are nasty anyway,
they are, yeah, man.But they do say that the bathroom is
actually a place that they clean moreoften because people think it's gross. So
they're like, oh, let's cleanthat down. Bathroom is nasty too,
(01:51):
especially like when I say those turnaroundflights, the turnaround flights man, and
you'll see someone you'll flush the toiletand that little blue swirl coming this airlines
where the c discolored. Yeah,you know what. Some other airlines said
the same person who was giving thesecret. They also said what they see
people doing on planes is they'll gowith their socks into the bathroom and they're
(02:13):
like, why are the wet here? Because why do you think I tripped
that people can walk into the restroomin their socks. That is so gross
to me. I recently sat ona plane and I almost fought this girl
because she was really bothering me.I was trying to go to sleep,
and then she kept pushing me withher arm. Why did she almost fight
her? You almost? When wereyou gonna come back and say big I
had a fight almost? No,I mean I did push her back,
(02:39):
like right right, And my brother'slike I thought you guys were friends because
he was sitting across I was like, then she got into my space.
I was trying to be enough,honey, thank you, Sorry, Sorry,
I was just continue this conversation.Yeah, man, you know it's
grossing in a plane. You everseen somebody driving and picking in her nose?
Yeah? Yeah, man, allright, so we'd come back with
(03:01):
the neighborhood grocer than that? Allright, yeah, let's get into a
competition. What's grosser than that tome is when I see people wear like
open toe shoes and could be guys, girls, and their nails are gross
disgusting and you see it grown.I'm like, at least take care of
that. What are you doing?Oh yeah, you know, you know
what's grosser? And then they swallowit down and spit that out. No,
you know what's grosser than that whenthey do that same thing and then
(03:23):
they spit it into the street whilethey're walking, and then you have to
look at it when you walk pastit. You know, if they spit
it and put it in a pocketon the street, right, Okay,
okay, yeah, let me letme hold it in my mouth at the
mall or you know, outdoor mall. You know what's grocer than that?
Though, I know your uncle hasbeen a mechanic for twenty five years and
(03:46):
this black stuff never comes out ofhis hands. He's the one helping making
them for the holl Yeah, that'sreal, that's oil. What grocer is
just hands to touch any handrail,whether you're on the escalator, whether you
think about that all the time yougo down escalator. When you're going down
(04:06):
the stage, you're just holding onto the rail. No I did it
again? Yeah, man, Icatch myself. It's so gross. I
hate it. You know what's grosserthan that? Never seen somebody bring you
like a bottle of water and theyhold in the top. That is so
gross to me. Or when youhave like a server and they holding the
top of your drink and there like, okay, I'm not to drink this.
You know what's grosser than that whenyour toddler drinks from a water bottle
(04:29):
and then tries to offer it toyou and you can see everything in it.
Yeah they don't know how Oh yeahman. That is when you see
kids that they have like snot andthey take their tongue go yeah man.
Yeah. It's when you get tosee the back of the kitchen. That's
gross than that. When you seethe back of the kitchen because you have
(04:51):
to use the restaurant that was restaurantand now you're like, I'm not coming
to one restaurant. My man hada bed back there and he had to
back in cheese on the bed andall that. Like, man, you
should not have let me back here. You have told me that. Yeah,
it's not for a different different Iwant to go back to that place.
(05:12):
Yeah. What's grossing in that iswhen you in the restaurant and you
already started to eat a little bit, then you see something gross like a
rope Yeah yeah, man, yeah, yeah man. Or what's grossing in
that? You ever walked into likea festival porter potty? Oh yeah,
yeah, he do what you goingto a rolling out porter potty like at
(05:35):
the end of the night and theyput a hundred thousand dollars in there wrapped
in plastic and you had to putyour head in there and get it and
I knew it was one hundred thousanddollars. Yeah, you know it's grossing
in that doing it for fifty thousandRadio Big boy neighborhood, it's this big
boy's neighborhood. Big boy neighborhood isup in here with everybody needs to leave
(05:57):
Christen Cavalary alone. You are alone. She's had some comments about dating and
how she feels people should sleep witheach other, whether it's on the first
night, couple of days, whateverit is, And I agree with her,
bro how many dates till you sleepwith a guy. I've been on
this thing in the last like twoyears, maybe of being like you should
make him wait like three or fourdates, I don't think it matters.
(06:19):
It doesn't matter if you sleep withhim the first date or the tenth date.
If there is chemistry and feelings there, it doesn't matter. I saw
this relationship coach post ninety percent ofcouples who are in like the best relationships
where they like found the one allslept together the first or second date.
(06:39):
So I don't think it matters.Well, you're definitely on find what you're
looking for. Yeah, you knowwhat I'm saying. You definitely go on.
Fine with you, But definitely froma guy's perspective, if there is
chemistry there, go ahead, ladies, why not go ahead? Figure it
out right then? And there rightis in like smashing and a lot of
toads. Yeah, a lot offrauds. What's wrong with that? I
(07:00):
always said? He was like,he always said that men don't look at
women the same if they sleep onthe same day, Like they'll do it
the first date. But what doyou mean we won't look at them the
same the same? Yeah, He'slike, I don't consider it like I
never considered it, like like serious, Yeah, I don't consider a woman
how many times you do it.I didn't need to know that because he
said that at all. That meaningwas more than once about you know,
(07:27):
MANI man, you know what I'msaying, many lady, man. But
yeah, obviously when a girl says, you know, it's too early,
I understand that. But when you'retalking about like I don't do it within
like a month or something, thenyou're just like, right, is there
a magic number? Yeah, there'sno. I don't think there's a magic
number. I don't know, man. I also think you and you've had
conversations with the homies too, andyou're like, man, yeah, she
let me smash you know what I'msaying. I don't know. Yeah.
(07:49):
I've always been told too, becausemy brother and his friends were talking to
hear how they talk about that thrownup yo, yo, muffins just gonna
ry up. It's okay at leastlike three days, like three months,
not even in a day old bakery. Now a year old baker on the
(08:09):
first day. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean you're work anyway, It's
like you're girls. I would yourlips. I don't know where you've been,
You're going to be a red flagwhen someone asks you, like who,
how how many people have you beenwith them? When you say your
number. I've heard so many guyssay, you know what, I want
to marry you just because of that. And that's crazy because they want it
because they're like you want to beThey want to marry you, just not
(08:31):
right now. Yeah, I don'twant to. You know what I'm saying,
I don't know what is the number? Yeah, I don't know what
is the number. I just knowthat on guy talking like, you know,
double standard that the first night islike, I just like the woman's
crazy, both of y'all having sexthe first night, you know, Yeah,
I just like that. The womancame out and said that, you
know, she's getting all this backcavalary. Of course, you know she's
(08:54):
had a number of guys she's been. I don't know that associated with well,
I don't know that, but Ijust know that it's viral time.
I just know it's viral time.Believe that man already you'll stick around?
Ya? Is there a there's likea broad make them wait? Yeah,
you know, or make her wait? You know what I'm saying, Like
with me. You're not getting thison the first night. Let's stick around.
(09:18):
Your radio is Big Boy neighbor eighties. You're find a Big Boy from
Big Boys Neighborhood on iHeartRadio. There'sanother, in case you missed it,
moment with us Natalia. So Isaw this online and this made me so
happy that I have a fake Christmastree in my house. Guys, because
(09:39):
this girl showed a video of somethingthat hatched inside her real Christmas tree.
Hundreds and hundreds of prain mantis.That's the plural of praying mantiss. So
basically there was a little egg inthere that she didn't know, and then
all of a sudden, all thesepraying mantids were in her Christmas tree in
(10:01):
her house. And the brand Manswill keep you awake. Yeah, all
you here, gor Jesus, thankyou for listening. It is upon the
Big Boy Big Boy's Neighborhood. Youcan catch more of us right here on iHeartRadio.
Welcome to another episode of the BigBoy Speak on It a podcast, Big
Boy Neighborhood. Honey is up inhere? What Honey? What what you
got on Stern Big with the holidieshere. A lot of people are going
to be traveling, whether it's cominginto town, going out of town,
so they're gonna be on the plane, in the airports, on the buses,
a lot of places just traveling.So somebody from the airport, the
(00:22):
airlines, they came out and theyrevealed the secret. So a lot of
us do think, like the dirtiestplace on a plane is probably the bathroom,
is what you think the first thing, but it's not. It is
not the best of the first place, you guys. This is actually the
dirtiest place on a plane. Yourtrade table where you have your lunch.
Trade tables two and fifty five colonyforming bacterial units or see fuse. In
(00:45):
comparison, the flushing toilet button hadonly two hundred and sixty five see fuse
in the same man, have younoticed when I fly even before COVID,
I take lights, ale wipes,yes, and I wipe down the trade
table and I wipe this basically southwestbecause southwest is just turning the planes around.
Yes, so yeah, man,And I wipe down the head rest,
the arm rest all day before COVID, and those were the other places
(01:08):
that they were saying. They weresaying the seat covers and then just like
that little place where you could putlike the pouch and everything. Right,
I wait, the first thing Ido is I sit down, I put
my water in there, I getall coffee, put my trae table.
We need some of them germs,so we need to tough enough. Yeah,
man, I hate a burrito offthe ground. One ger When I
was a kid, we had toput them in the oven like forty minutes,
(01:29):
and I was like, man,I'm waiting on this. What's that
The fifteen second fifteen minute rows wasa five second room. Mine was fifteen
minutes. I went and got ita chevy kid did it? Helped,
right, helped the immune system andeverything. The planes are nasty anyway,
they are, yeah, man.But they do say that the bathroom is
actually a place that they clean moreoften because people think it's gross. So
they're like, oh, let's cleanthat down. Bathroom is nasty too,
(01:51):
especially like when I say those turnaroundflights, the turnaround flights man, and
you'll see someone you'll flush the toiletand that little blue swirl coming this airlines
where the c discolored. Yeah,you know what. Some other airlines said
the same person who was giving thesecret. They also said what they see
people doing on planes is they'll gowith their socks into the bathroom and they're
(02:13):
like, why are the wet here? Because why do you think I tripped
that people can walk into the restroomin their socks. That is so gross
to me. I recently sat ona plane and I almost fought this girl
because she was really bothering me.I was trying to go to sleep,
and then she kept pushing me withher arm. Why did she almost fight
her? You almost? When wereyou gonna come back and say big I
had a fight almost? No,I mean I did push her back,
(02:39):
like right right, And my brother'slike I thought you guys were friends because
he was sitting across I was like, then she got into my space.
I was trying to be enough,honey, thank you, Sorry, Sorry,
I was just continue this conversation.Yeah, man, you know it's
grossing in a plane. You everseen somebody driving and picking in her nose?
Yeah? Yeah, man, allright, so we'd come back with
(03:01):
the neighborhood grocer than that? Allright, yeah, let's get into a
competition. What's grosser than that tome is when I see people wear like
open toe shoes and could be guys, girls, and their nails are gross
disgusting and you see it grown.I'm like, at least take care of
that. What are you doing?Oh yeah, you know, you know
what's grosser? And then they swallowit down and spit that out. No,
you know what's grosser than that whenthey do that same thing and then
(03:23):
they spit it into the street whilethey're walking, and then you have to
look at it when you walk pastit. You know, if they spit
it and put it in a pocketon the street, right, Okay,
okay, yeah, let me letme hold it in my mouth at the
mall or you know, outdoor mall. You know what's grocer than that?
Though, I know your uncle hasbeen a mechanic for twenty five years and
(03:46):
this black stuff never comes out ofhis hands. He's the one helping making
them for the holl Yeah, that'sreal, that's oil. What grocer is
just hands to touch any handrail,whether you're on the escalator, whether you
think about that all the time yougo down escalator. When you're going down
(04:06):
the stage, you're just holding onto the rail. No I did it
again? Yeah, man, Icatch myself. It's so gross. I
hate it. You know what's grosserthan that? Never seen somebody bring you
like a bottle of water and theyhold in the top. That is so
gross to me. Or when youhave like a server and they holding the
top of your drink and there like, okay, I'm not to drink this.
You know what's grosser than that whenyour toddler drinks from a water bottle
(04:29):
and then tries to offer it toyou and you can see everything in it.
Yeah they don't know how Oh yeahman. That is when you see
kids that they have like snot andthey take their tongue go yeah man.
Yeah. It's when you get tosee the back of the kitchen. That's
gross than that. When you seethe back of the kitchen because you have
(04:51):
to use the restaurant that was restaurantand now you're like, I'm not coming
to one restaurant. My man hada bed back there and he had to
back in cheese on the bed andall that. Like, man, you
should not have let me back here. You have told me that. Yeah,
it's not for a different different Iwant to go back to that place.
(05:12):
Yeah. What's grossing in that iswhen you in the restaurant and you
already started to eat a little bit, then you see something gross like a
rope Yeah yeah, man, yeah, yeah man. Or what's grossing in
that? You ever walked into likea festival porter potty? Oh yeah,
yeah, he do what you goingto a rolling out porter potty like at
(05:35):
the end of the night and theyput a hundred thousand dollars in there wrapped
in plastic and you had to putyour head in there and get it and
I knew it was one hundred thousanddollars. Yeah, you know it's grossing
in that doing it for fifty thousandRadio Big boy neighborhood, it's this big
boy's neighborhood. Big boy neighborhood isup in here with everybody needs to leave
(05:57):
Christen Cavalary alone. You are alone. She's had some comments about dating and
how she feels people should sleep witheach other, whether it's on the first
night, couple of days, whateverit is, And I agree with her,
bro how many dates till you sleepwith a guy. I've been on
this thing in the last like twoyears, maybe of being like you should
make him wait like three or fourdates, I don't think it matters.
(06:19):
It doesn't matter if you sleep withhim the first date or the tenth date.
If there is chemistry and feelings there, it doesn't matter. I saw
this relationship coach post ninety percent ofcouples who are in like the best relationships
where they like found the one allslept together the first or second date.
(06:39):
So I don't think it matters.Well, you're definitely on find what you're
looking for. Yeah, you knowwhat I'm saying. You definitely go on.
Fine with you, But definitely froma guy's perspective, if there is
chemistry there, go ahead, ladies, why not go ahead? Figure it
out right then? And there rightis in like smashing and a lot of
toads. Yeah, a lot offrauds. What's wrong with that? I
(07:00):
always said? He was like,he always said that men don't look at
women the same if they sleep onthe same day, Like they'll do it
the first date. But what doyou mean we won't look at them the
same the same? Yeah, He'slike, I don't consider it like I
never considered it, like like serious, Yeah, I don't consider a woman
how many times you do it.I didn't need to know that because he
said that at all. That meaningwas more than once about you know,
(07:27):
MANI man, you know what I'msaying, many lady, man. But
yeah, obviously when a girl says, you know, it's too early,
I understand that. But when you'retalking about like I don't do it within
like a month or something, thenyou're just like, right, is there
a magic number? Yeah, there'sno. I don't think there's a magic
number. I don't know, man. I also think you and you've had
conversations with the homies too, andyou're like, man, yeah, she
let me smash you know what I'msaying. I don't know. Yeah.
(07:49):
I've always been told too, becausemy brother and his friends were talking to
hear how they talk about that thrownup yo, yo, muffins just gonna
ry up. It's okay at leastlike three days, like three months,
not even in a day old bakery. Now a year old baker on the
(08:09):
first day. It's crazy. Yeah, I mean you're work anyway, It's
like you're girls. I would yourlips. I don't know where you've been,
You're going to be a red flagwhen someone asks you, like who,
how how many people have you beenwith them? When you say your
number. I've heard so many guyssay, you know what, I want
to marry you just because of that. And that's crazy because they want it
because they're like you want to beThey want to marry you, just not
(08:31):
right now. Yeah, I don'twant to. You know what I'm saying,
I don't know what is the number? Yeah, I don't know what
is the number. I just knowthat on guy talking like, you know,
double standard that the first night islike, I just like the woman's
crazy, both of y'all having sexthe first night, you know, Yeah,
I just like that. The womancame out and said that, you
know, she's getting all this backcavalary. Of course, you know she's
(08:54):
had a number of guys she's been. I don't know that associated with well,
I don't know that, but Ijust know that it's viral time.
I just know it's viral time.Believe that man already you'll stick around?
Ya? Is there a there's likea broad make them wait? Yeah,
you know, or make her wait? You know what I'm saying, Like
with me. You're not getting thison the first night. Let's stick around.
(09:18):
Your radio is Big Boy neighbor eighties. You're find a Big Boy from
Big Boys Neighborhood on iHeartRadio. There'sanother, in case you missed it,
moment with us Natalia. So Isaw this online and this made me so
happy that I have a fake Christmastree in my house. Guys, because
(09:39):
this girl showed a video of somethingthat hatched inside her real Christmas tree.
Hundreds and hundreds of prain mantis.That's the plural of praying mantiss. So
basically there was a little egg inthere that she didn't know, and then
all of a sudden, all thesepraying mantids were in her Christmas tree in
(10:01):
her house. And the brand Manswill keep you awake. Yeah, all
you here, gor Jesus, thankyou for listening. It is upon the
Big Boy Big Boy's Neighborhood. Youcan catch more of us right here on iHeartRadio.
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