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Welcome to another episode of the BigBoy Speak On It on It podcast,
Big Boys Neighborhood Alrighting Down, Nathalio'sup in here, Nathalia Neighborhood News.
What you got? All Right?There is this matchmaker on TikTok and she
gives advice on love and stuff.And she was telling single women where's the
best place to meet men? AndI've got some issues with it. Ladies,
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if you want to meet successful singlemen, you should be going to
high end restaurant or hotel bars.Put on a cute outfit, bring a
girlfriend, or to plant yourself atthe bar, make small talk with the
bartender. Why because a lot ofmen who are on business trips or after
hours at work or just with buddieswill hang out at these places. And
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it's a lot easier to approach youif you're at the bar, versus if
you're at a secluded table. Yeah, that's what you meet all the married
men and is having a drink duringa work trip or break right. That
is exactly what I'm saying, bigLike, I love her enthusiasm. I
love that she's trying to get peopleto fall in love, because you know
me love love. But I feellike if you were at a high end
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hotel where someone is out of town, who knows what's back home with him,
like he could easily take off hisring, or like what if they
also think maybe they think that you'relike soliciting something. Amen. I remember
I was in I was in Vegasplaying slots and lady came up to me.
Yeah. Man. Another time Iwas checking out of Vegas and some
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lady got in the elevator with me, and I guess she had just not
guessed. She had just came fromsomebody else's room and she's like, where
you going on? Like I'm goinghome. She was like, oh,
did you check out your room already? I was like, yes, oh
yeah. But she man, shefollowed me all the way to the taxi
line, and it looked like shehad like a half drink. She looked
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like she had been doing it allnight, and anybody that was looking was
probably like, man, look atbig right. And then when I got
in a taxi, right, Iclosed the door on the taxi and when
I looked around, she waved goodbyeto me. Pretty much. What look
like, Yeah, I don't knowabout that one going to a high end
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hotel that has a bar, butit is tough to meet people like really
like organically and stuff. So Ireally want to know, like, like,
I know, we're great places whereyou can meet women, but like
on the opposite end, like whereare some good places to meet men?
Not that I'm looking, We're probablylike in the hotel lobby other places.
But for those out there, wheredo men and women? Okay, where
do you pick up someone? Wheredo you meet someone? I got the
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perfect spots. They were now Fellasbro real anything that's is unlimited, mimosas.
Okay, just pull up. I'malmost afraid to hear anything. Pull
up. Alright, just pull upunlimited. Yeah, when you said like
that, all right, show forgirls. Okay, well you know what
we do? Where where do younot we do that? Okay, thank
you? Yeah, so we'll dowhere do you not pick up someone?
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The hotel lobby, bar thing?I think that's not a great place.
Where do you not pick up someone? We're going to bring Genesis into the
neighborhood. See it was going downwith Genesis up and here Genesis, Hello,
Hello, Hello there, Genesis allthe beginning Genesis, Where do you
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not pick up someone? The courthouse? Oh? Lord have mercy. Yeah,
the seeding ticket, not because Icaught. Yeah, yeah, there's
a difference. Man. We gottwo different kinds of speeds on our ticket.
Man, believe that. Yeah,the courthouse is a place you do
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not want to pick up some one. You just don't know what kind of
trauma there attached. Yeah, andthen down the line things mess up.
Be like, man, so wheredid y'all meet, like girl, a
courthouse? Oh you didn't know?Yeah, man, so genesis, have
you been hit on at the courthousemultiple times? Every time I go?
Actually? Man, how many timesyou going to court? Then we shouldn't
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pick up on you? You're Lordhave mercy? Man, and you know,
but do you know what it is? This's just two men. We'll
pick up women anywhere, Yeah,anywhere, man, Like it's crazy and
not like, oh this is youknow, don't this is me getting at
anyone. But a guy can workat McDonald's and girls probably may not like,
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oh, you know he worked atMcDonald's or you know, drive through.
But a guy they'd be like,hey, hey, you on fries,
like you know what I'm Yeah,hey, man, when you heard
your voice over the speaker, youknow I knew you looked good. What
time you get out of here?You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
bus stops everything. So yeah,the courthouse, that is true. Scary
people go there. Yeah, sometimesscary people like I've been there for myself
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too, and I'm just like,oh, there's two guys. But yeah,
and especially when you see what divisionis going into, like like Genie,
is you saying you in like trafficdivision? You know what I'm saying.
But you see other people like theylike, oh, I'm looking for
courtroom such and such. You're like, oh, man, yeah, you
probably I'd be coming home to day. Let's bring Joel into the neighborhood.
Se was going down with Joel upin here, Joel, Hello, Hello,
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Hello there Joel. All right,well they got y'all got Joel on
two. You call Joe dropping?Oh really no? Alright, well I
can't take no mysterious call. Youknow what I'm saying that, Amen,
that's why you don't pick up onsomeone. You don't pick up on someone
that ain't been prepped and put himon the air live. You believe that.
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Joel did say though, he said, do not pick a guy up
outside of jail, And I waslike, yeah, yeah, that is
a given that I would hear himsay it, though, I know,
yeah, if you see somebody that'sgetting released, yeah, don't pick that
person up. What about the fourteenyear old that called us up? Elijah?
He wanted to get on and say, hey, do not ever pick
anyone up at Allia. I wasjust kind of confused, So I was
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like, wait, Elijah, likeany sounding younger. Told's like, wait,
why Ali, What's what's going onin there? He's like, well,
if somebody is in an alley,they're probably dangerous and sketchy and scary.
I was like, you're right,good point, yeah, you know,
see it. And I love howshe was like why yeah, what
he said, I'm an alley allthe time, didn't you say? He
sounded he made it seem like youwere crazy, like uh dug like a
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dutter, but you know pretty muchjut me. And I was like,
oh, like, I just wantto know why you think that you're right?
You're right, keep thinking yes toan alley. All right, We're
gonna go to Lana. And shewas going down with Lana up in here.
Lana, Hello, I'm doing well, Lona. You could tell she
wasn't prepa Lana, where do younot pick up someone a d MV in
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this line? And I'm already inthe mood not to be here? What
makes you think I want to betalked to and flirted away while I'm standing
in the sung a man? Andlet me tell you, man, have
you ever went on yelp or anythinglike that for the d m V.
It's all like one star, noone, no one loves the d m
V. You know what I'm saying, Be like, can you imagine,
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Lona, somebody coming up to youlike I saw you in that other line
over there too, right, youknow what I'm saying. You know that's
how it happens. And then it'slike, oh, so what are you
in here for to my my business? Hey? You a first time?
When you renew it? What you'redoing? You know what I'm saying.
I'm like, yeah, man,yeah, I'm trying to get my license.
But can you give me a rideto the bus? Yeah? Yeah,
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I don't think the DMV is theplace, you know what I'm saying,
Get off to Hey, Miscelana,you know you can cut right here
if you want, Go ahead andget in front of me. Yeah,
You're like, I'll cut and thenI'll cut right out of here. Believe
that. Let's bring Jacqueline into theneighborhoods. Here's going down with Jacqueline up
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in here, Jacqueline. Hello,Hello, Hello there, Jacqueline, Jacqueline.
Where do you not pick up someoneon a field trip? So I'm
a teacher and I had my kids. We were going on the field trips.
We're leaving, and then the busdriver is trying to get my bitches
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and I'm like, no, damn. So he was the bus driver for
the kids. And then when hewent to go drop you guys off,
he said, hey, let meget that number on you. Yes,
in front of my kids. Infront of the kids too. Yeah,
he probably had you all in thatlong ass rear view mirror on the school
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bus like looking at you like,oh yeah, yeah man. And were
you dressing down or like dressing likea teacher that day? We? I
mean we were I teach high school, so we were going to like the
beach, right. I mean Iwasn't dressed like you know, I wasn't
dressed like a teacher. By definitelywasn't dressed like I was going to beach,
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but definitely wasn't like trying to getlike I was. Yeah, and
I definitely want to blame the victim, but you can't hide fine either,
you know what I'm saying. Andthere's no fault of yours. He should
have you know, he should havekept it, you know, professional,
But yeah, you can't hide five. Hey, he probably didn't know what
he was wanting to see you again? But yes, where do you not
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pick up someone on a field tripin front of the kids. Did the
kids hear You're like, oh,miss, to get your number? I'm
like, no, you denied.Now, Jacqueline, are you in a
relationship? Yes I am not.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh man. See at that timetoo, I would have been like,
man, bring the bus over.You know what I'm saying. Me and
my homegirls want to go to themall. Yeah, hey, can you
can you shoot us down to anamusement park real quick, Disneyland or something.
But I ain't mad at you,I'm glad at you. Yes,
that's where you do not pick upsomeone. Right now, he's probably driving
like, hey, man, Iremember her, you know, y'all hit
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us up? Where do you notpick up someone? Big Boy's neighborhood,
Adie, You're probably Big Boyfriend,Big Boys Neighborhood on iHeartRadio. There's another
in case you missed in moment withus, Natalia, do you have any
superstitions. I have tons of superstisions, which is really like it's crazy,
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more like things like I just likehave to do. Like if I go
to the bathroom and I pull papertowels after I wash my hands, I
have to always pull four, andif four don't nicely pull out, I'll
start again. And I know,thank you, no man versus when you're
in a public one and it's anautomatic one and you just see me standing
there trying to get four. Iknow the wet hands. I know like
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