THE BIG INTERVIEW - Gabriel Iglesias Talks Snoop Dogg, Car Collection, Christmas Parties, Valentine's Day Show, and Disney TV Show
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Welcome to another episode of The BigThe Big Interview Podcast. Every single major
thing that I've I've been able totry to get to Snoop is right in
front of me. Like I waslike, yeah, I'm at reservator.
It's like, wow, he's heretoo. Don't you got like lighters?
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Don't you have like a Smokeley griggleor something? You said? He's managed
to just build this incredible empire.But I do get envious of some of
the things because, like, forexample, he opens up his own Funkal
store and I'm like, you gota Funkal store. I want a Funkal
store. And it was like thesame week I found out about the Funkal
store and then WrestleMania, I'm like, he's Dicky hey man, big boy
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neighborhood. It is a pleasure thathad this man back in the neighborhood.
Ladies and gentlemen, fluffy in theneighborhood, gather glaciers, welcome back,
my brother, Thank you so much, pleasure to have you in here.
Man Tacky Jose wearing your hoodie today. And I was like, it's almost
like he knew. It's almost likehe had a calendar. Yeah, it's
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almost like he's a groupie. Yeah, I would like today, you know,
because I'm perpose toly when I seeI'm like, oh man, make
sure I don't wear anything, youknow, because it almost looks a little
cheesy. You know what I'm saying. That's not your cheese, cheddar cheese,
all of them. You gotta live. But welcome back to the neighborhood.
Bro, Thank you. You continueto stay busy before we get into
anything. We're here in the holidayseason. As we sit down, you
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have always been like Santa Claus tomany people. You know what I'm saying.
Do you have time where you shutdown? Uh? You know I
call those Mondays right right the Tuesdays. Usually that's when I get back home
from the road and I just wantto just be in my room. I
stay in my room, crank theac, chill with the dogs, put
on some Netflix, get on myphone and just scroll. That's your time,
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because your other time is for everybodyelse is yeah always, Bro,
you got a New Year's resolution oryou don't doing I stopped doing those a
long time. I'm still fat.Yeah, I just I just stopped.
I just stopped a man new Year'sresolutions to remember when I said, man,
I'm working out every day during duringour call. You all see me
now I'm on the couch. Yeah, I'll just finished. But yeah,
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I don't do New Year's Resilu.I just say hopefully I'll make you better.
I make it better. But NewYear's resolutions like just hope to make
it to the next Yeah, man, you're doing what at least five thousand
steps to day? Yeah, I'mgonna try. And then I'm five thousand,
she's ten. I want to takethe ten. I want to take
the five though I'm doing ten thousanda month. That's what. It's a
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couple of miles right there? Yeahis it? Five thousand is a couple
of miles? Night? Well whatis it? The feet? Hundred eighty
five is a my mile? Right? But steps? You know you're talking?
Yeah, but anyway, good luck. They'll be the ones that do
it. You just don't. I'llgive you. I'll give you my steps,
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and if you need to borrow anyplease let me know. And then
I remember when I was five hundredpounds. I used to be like,
man, I wish people could justyou could just loan people. Wait,
you know what I'm saying, LikeBen let me get fifty for me,
like, oh, here you go. You know what I'm saying. Make
sure people that say, oh Ijust can't gain weight no matter what I
do, I can't gain amen.Bad for you. People were like,
yeah, you know I had toput on twenty pounds for this movie all
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like Jesus, man, was itfun? Like as hell? It was?
Hey, I wish somebody would tellme back in the days, like
bro, eat everything, eat everything, and we're going to give you a
trainer, Like, man, I'lleat everything after trainer though, you got
Are you gonna do Valentine's Day atkill Form? Yeah? I once again,
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Yeah I'll be home. And Ithought that doing a show on Valentine's
yeah, man, would be wouldbe fun. And that's the perfect gift.
It's a perfect gift. Plus I'msingle, so I don't got to
worry about, like, you know, dealing with whatever happens. What's going
to be Like what do you meanyou? Probably people probably gonna question,
like, man, am I reallyin love? If we came to this
show and it's just all about usbeing like are you guys sure y'all want
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to do this right? It's likea love intervention yeah, what are you
guys doing? Start looking at eachother, and then I'll be sitting there
like, dude, he really lookshappy. I could be that. Did
I do what the dogs? Road? Give me two dogs and I'm chilling?
Man? Why at home for Februaryfourteenth, So it's actually Valentine's Yeah,
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actually on February fourteenth, So youknow, there's a couple of shows
that weekend, the Valentine's weekend,but I figured i'd actually do it on
the day. Is it different doingshows at home? It's always what's more,
it's a lot more personal, andthen you know my car's there.
Which do you get a hotel roomwhen you perform in La to just have
near the venue, or you comestraight from home. I drive straight home
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because you're in the hotels a lot. Well, if I go to a
hotel, it's it's like being onthe road. Yeah. You know,
when I'm on the road, I'mjust like ah, And usually I'm sleeping
on the bus right Oh yeah,yeah, yeah, okay, we sleep
on the bus. But yeah,if i'm home, I'll just drive home.
Okay, Now, if I you'redrunk, then I'll have somebody drive.
Yeah, somebody, Hey, man. I remember we came out of
Doctor Stadium, which was like,bro that come on man. I was
there. I was there, andI remember we were leaving out. Man,
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it was celebration time for you.You know. You talked to me
in Jose for like forty five minutesto an hour and said, and that's
when I knew people say, man, people would tell the truth. They
said, what is it? Ababy, a kid, a drunk and
it was something else. It wasthree things that don't like Yeah, and
it's just tell the truth. Man. You gave us so much love.
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We walked away like, man,that dude really love us, you know,
like, come on, man,I'm like, man, thank you
for the black hair. Take anotherthat's my things. Take another one.
Take another one. Man, startbringing up old stuff like big s rubbing
my face, sorry about your dadand not being in your life. I'm
like, dude, I love you, big, love you big. I'm
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like remember in the final Love You, you were like, man, thank
you for coming out. I loveyou. And I was like, please
get out of the car. Hewas in the back seat. Please,
man, we got it. Getout of there. He was at Dodger
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Stadium so long that even the Dodgersare like, Bro, you gotta go.
We got a game tonight. Heyman, what did that feel like
to you? Bro? And we'vehad this conversation, but do you trip
off of you did a show atDodger Stadium. It's still one of those
things that's gonna be the you know, the the thing that you know I'm
gonna die with since like, wow, real talk, I passed by Dodger
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Stadium and on everything, Bro,I think of you because you man that
how many times of all that food? Amen? Let me tell you,
Bro, I can't tell you howmany times I've opened up my phone when
I get notifications because I'm waiting foryou to have a Smith's party And I
literally been like, okay, no, it's not going on. Your parties
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are the best parties. And youknow how to cater, yeah, because
we've broken bread so many times?God, Bro, the uh all those
parties originally started? God, tenplus years ago, I was doing just
Christmas get together. There were littleChristmas get togethers over at Taste of Texas
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and West Covina and I would Iwould, I would just you know,
get a few friends together, andthen I do it again the next year
and there's more people, and youknow, and I think, you know,
I want to say you were therea couple of those Yeah, yeah,
yeah, definitely Texas, definitely travelYeah. And so the restaurant wound
up closing and I didn't do partiesfor a while, and then all of
a sudden I made up for losttime. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm
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still paying for that last one.Oh yeah, because I'm telling you,
man, when you stopped for acouple of years, when people put the
petition together, I was like,dude, yeah, I'll sign that,
you know. I was like,those things need to come back. Yeah.
It was always good because he hada tree there you take and that
would be our holiday picture and thenwe would just sit there and we would
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just we would just mow it wouldit And just with you being in La
Bro, for one, You're lovedaround the world. People really love you.
Bro. Have you grown up withyour audience too? Have you had
people that come to you and yourecognize them from being at shows? Oh,
there's people definitely that over the years, Like you remember certain fans in
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certain areas You're just like, wow, they're still coming to the show man.
Do you see people that's like nowthey have kids or yes, yeah
you see somebody like man, hehad a little gray hair. Now.
Well to hear and then to hearpeople say I grew up watching you.
That's like yeah, man, yeah, I can't take it for granted,
you know, yeah, because yeahI got the grays. Now, ye
got no hair up on top,like the hairshift the rest of that,
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and I was clean, baby face. You see how God works. You
see how God works. The hairson my back and oh you got such
a sexy back. Thank you.I appreciate. Yeah. When they gonna
come in like on my back now? Man, they got they got all
this stuff. When are they comingwith that? Yeah? Man, jose
a struggle is real. You knowwhat I'm saying. I feel you,
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man, I feel you. Ibought a machine called pit boll on top,
so I buzzed my head with that, you know, so it's real
clean. What is it just toshave your head? It's just, you
know, to shave and it's goingto your hand. Yeah, okay,
what is it? It's like youget you get that at what fluffy dot
com or what? I don't sellthose? Yeah, yeah, hey man,
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that would be another You are amerch king though, bro, But
you know what, there is sucha thing as too much, because I
think I got a little carried awaya couple of times. And yeah,
just like some of them like yeah, I just but you do funko and
you'll do like what some just somegear or something right like what wet hoodies,
bibble heads to stationary hans, pencils, actual button up shirts, bibs.
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I was selling shoes at one point, you know, really yeah,
shoes. Yeah. I had tostop that real quick right when Nike came
in. I got one season tosystem, like you know what, just
stop? Hey did you get itfrom Nike? Where you're doing it?
Confirmed? There is? Yeah?Yeah, you definitely want that popping back
up. Hey man, we weretalking about February fourteenth, Valentine's Day.
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Yes, doing that at the house. Does your list look different when you're
at the house, like my witchlist, like guess list, because you
know we all want to show up. Oh you know what, anytime I
do shows in l A, thatlist is like that's half the crowd.
Yeah you know, and uh it'syou know what I don't like is when
I get the call the day beforesorry about that. Nice? Yeah,
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that's why you have a call.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Like no, we're not. We're not. The day before,
you know, we do we dothat fake stuff. Be like, man,
is that tonight? Hold on there, fluff, that is tonight.
Man, that's crazy. Where areare we in the front? We are
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out there in the front, man, Yeah, like we're not. Oh
there we go, Fluff. Weneed all accents. Me and Ose and
Bishop and Eric and Jessica and Annie. Just give an a pass. I
didn't. I figured out Yeah,and I figured I figure that's got to
happen for you a lot. Ithappens a lot. We did a show
recently in Ontario at the Toyota Arena. Yeah, man, and that's you
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know, it's forty five minutes anhour away. And still the guest list
was over one hundred and fifty.Oh yeah yeah we can get there.
Yeah, we can definitely get there. I mean, man, you should
be so. I promise you forthe Forum. It's it's gonna be.
It's gonna be a healthy guests.I'm gonna tell you you in Istanbul.
At the same time, I'm like, hey, what's up, man,
let us in, let me inhere. The show that you did at
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the Toyota. Was that the nightwith hates Wus Suppovita. I saw two
nights so he was for no noa suppervit in Phoenix, Oh Man,
Jesus and Jerry. Those dudes arebeast man. Yeah, they are best.
We are actually really good to hangout with too. Yeah, man,
good lot of times. I don'tknow, like the new generation of
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comedians, I wish I was alot more in touch, but there's so
many So I rely on my guysto be like, hey, you got
to look out for this guy.Check out this guy, check out this
guy. And so I wanted todo a thing where I started bringing out
guys that I've never seen before andgive them a chance to do the arena.
And so because you know what,I think that it's it's nice and
I feel like I'm at a pointnow where I got nothing to prove.
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Let me try to help others,you know, let me try to you
know, bring some you know,light on on some guys that might not
have that opportunity. And you andyou've given people like great experiences and you
know, in front of crowds that'sreceptive, and maybe they weren't, you
know, I mean, those guysthey kill. But there's a difference between
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you, you know, what yourstage look like and what your audience look
like. And a lot of times, you know, people just people just
don't share it. You know whatI'm saying, People just don't share it.
Yeah. And the beauty of thattoo, is that it is a
very diverse audience that they're they're gettingup in front of, right, you
know, so I'm very selective.Do what exactly make sure that he don't
be you know, I don't needno emails later. Yeah, And then
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he said, and it wouldn't evenbe their their name, it to be
yours. Yeah, how did youlet them on? Oh? It's always
my fault, hey, man.And we talk about the cancel culture and
everything, man, and it seemslike it's getting even worse, you know,
every time we sit down we askabout it. But now, Bro,
it's like, do you ever think, like, Man, did I
say that twenty years ago? Iknow for a fact that there's material out
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there that I've done that based ontoday's rules, I could get the acts
right. Right. I also knowthat, you know, because I asked
the audience. Every night I go, I will ask the audience who here
has never seen my show, doesn'tknow me, make some noise and I'll
act get like maybe one or twoand I'm like, all right, well
do you I apologize? I go, uh, you know, I basically
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lay it out that I'm not hereto rub people the wrong way. I'm
here to have fun and put ona good show. And if you get
offended, it's it's your fault,right yeah, yeah, pretty much,
it's your fault, right right,you sens it and you still don't curse
on stage? I do, right, I do again. I noticed that
Dodger Stadium it was a little bita little a little bit loose, but
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I mean, god, that wasthree hours. That was three hours,
n And if I would have knownwhat the fine was gonna be, I
would have been cussing a lot more. Can you share with us what the
fine was for going over at DodgerStadium. When you rent out Dodger Stadium
to do a concert, it isvery expensive, and uh, you have
to be done off stage by acertain time, and if you're not,
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then it's like and it strikes rightat that time, first boom in the
fine territory. And then is itevery minute or every five after that?
Or you know what. I didn'task. I just saw the what it
was, and it was it wasa couple of hundred grand fine. Damn
yeah, and I do it again. You know, if I'm ever gonna
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pay a fine, it's going tobe for the best line of my life.
So well, I was my homeworkgot a fine jumping out the car
and he didn't have no money.I had to pay for it. So
yeah, so that was like agift to us. And you knew you
were over. I knew I wasover for sure. For sure. I
knew I was over. But Ialso knew when am I going to get
a chance to be in front ofthis many people in my hometown just finished
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taping a special you know, andI was it was. That was my
celebration. That was my dad.And so I think people stuck around because
nobody was leaving. No people hungout, and I'm like, oh,
yeah, okay, it was.It was. I'm telling you, man,
it was a celebration. It was. It was a celebration, man,
and people were people were so happyto see you, you know.
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And do you still enjoy comedy,like getting on this stage? You still
enjoy what you do? I stillenjoy what I do, but there does
come points where you you do getused to certain things. And that's why
I'm always trying to dig holes inmy show to see if I can get
out of them, just so thatI don't get comfortable. It's like a
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like an exercise. That's the onlyexercise I do. See you even better
because I don't like challenges. I'mgonna do but anytime, you know,
because I don't get nervous before Igo up anymore, and I miss that,
I miss having the butterfly sensation though, oh what's going to happen?
I'm very comfortable, and that kindof bothers me because it's like, what
do I gotta do to get excitednow? And so that's why I'll go
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up on stage and I'll just I'lljust totally off the cuff and start just
digging holes and talk about random thingsto see if I can spin it and
your challenge turn it into something.Damn ay man, So what about Dodger
Stadium? Where you probably not Iwas excited different it was. It was
such a different feeling. I wasn'tnervous for the performance part. I was
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nervous are these lights gonna work?Right? Is the microphone system gonna work
good? How's the monitor gonna bebecause these are all things that are next
level from my regular show, andI only have this one chance to get
it right. And if there's aglitch in the system, let's say the
video doesn't play right, then thecrowd is like, oh, because I've
had shows where the system goes downand it just it takes the air out
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of the room. And now yougot to start over, and that's you
know, you don't want that.You want people to be on that high
sided and coming out. So Iwas nervous for the technical It was okay,
so you was cool with yours?Oh yeah, yeah, you're just
like everything else. The sun,the moon in and stars, everything else
got out line, and I knewthat I was gonna get emotional because I
realized, Wow, what this isand what it means. I didn't know
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it was gonna hit me right outthe gate. So when I walked out
on stage and I'm just taking itin, I started crying in the first
thirty second. What did that feellike? Bro? Because we're looking at
you and I'm a crowd watcher.I'm looking at the crowd. But I
remember when I went out on stage. That from the stage out is a
whole different view, bro. Andpeople came from like eight to eighty.
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You know, people came with theirfamilies. It was you know, it
was date night. It was aspecial night for everybody. So I know
if I tripped off of walking out, you had to like, oh my
god, Like it's there's no wayto put like there's fifty thousand people excited
to see you, yeah man,and happy for you and got there.
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You know, it's like that they'rehappy for you. People are saying,
are you worried about that? No, if they're there at that show,
they're already along for the ride.This is a celebration for everybody. Do
you keep anything from that night?Do you keep the outfit? Do you
kee keep that invoice? Yeah?Yeah, damn man out Yeah. Man.
I kept telling you, like,man, get off the stage.
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I helped contribute to that seven hundredmillion. Yea. I would have been
like, can they take a batter? Amen? Old Tony would not be
here if you didn't do that show. They was like, man, we
ain't got oh call him up?Hey man, can you walk into Dodger
Stadium a game without a ticket?Uh? I've never tried to just show
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up to the door and they're like, hey, can I You know,
hey dude, you should try it, just just to see you should try
it. Man, They would letyou in because I've used your name to
get in. Yeah, okay,hold on, he's ten minutes behind this
away, three minutes behind it.Just go into the suite, okay,
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yeah, oh yeah man. Andyou got to think, I'm pretty sure
you know people at Dodger Stadium thatwe don't know, Like you probably know
big dogs like the well you know, because like they have that VIP area
at the dugout where they have likehot dogs and everything and pasta, and
you know they have good cheats theretoo. They have good what good seats
you say? You said we arethe hot dog you're not even talking about.
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I don't even think I made itto the seats. Come out,
keep going and deal with it.That's you up to to keep the game
on the monitor, so that reallykeeps you from going out there. And
then when you try to go out, remember I had the fridge with the
drinks and the peanuts and all that. So soon as you walk out,
you back into more food. ThenI go I gotta go back here.
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Yeah, I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta go back in there.
So but you you gotta know bigdogs over there. We can make a
phone call. Okay, you canmake I haven't abused it. I don't
want to be that guy. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Yeah,
because I heard I'll abuse it foryou and attack you. You do
it, please? Yeah, yeah, let's let your assistant Kurt Alexander do
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it. Please don't google who KurtAlexander is. You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, so we'll definitely make thathappen. Believe that you obviously are
very good at your craft. You'reamazing at it. What are there other
things that you're really good at that? Mit a price us, keep it
clean? Techy boy? God,uh, this is stupid. Uh when
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I do it, I really knowhow to make a bed. Oh,
really good at making a bed.Where did that come from? I don't
know, maybe OCD or something.Do you every morning? But when I
do? You know, I've stayedat enough hotels where it's like, I
like the edges and everything folded,like the military folds and stuff like that
tucked. Yeah. Man, whenmy bed is like that, I end
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up sleeping on top too tight.You don't want to mess it up.
You gotta use all that shoulders,you know what I mean, and kick
my feet up to get the bottomloose. Like sometimes even when I'm in
like a hotel, I'm like,man, who made this? Like Jesus,
chrizy, do you cook? No? I'm good at breakfast. If
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I want to make any with eggs, okay, yeah, I remember that.
But anything past that, I stopthat sandwich really yeah, do you
make a sandwich? That's as faras I go. Okay, anything or
anything like, I don't have adish that yeah, you know, I
have a drive through. So ifwe are having a pot, look,
you're gonna bring something that I'm gonnabring somebody who can make it. I
heard that. I heard that.Yeah, alrighty bro, But I know
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good catering. That's what I know. That's my hell do bro? I
know I know the number gift theykeep on giving. I know the number.
What does your phone look like?As far as catering spots, Well,
there's I have one person that Icall and I let them know exactly
what I need. A man.Events that birthday party went to over at
your career, Yes, at theat the office. That right there,
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man, I don't know what youspent, but yeah, it wasn't wasn't
more than the fine at Yeah.Just yeah, hey, dude, even
when when I saw the Drone show, you know, more than from twe
a couple of years ago. Damnremember that the dog I got in trouble
for that. Ka, I'm notin trouble but talking. Wait, which
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one was that? I tho?Yeah, a couple of years ago,
and people got upset with that becauseyou work hard and you love your kids.
Yeah, you know I people tellyou what you could have done with
your money? Yeah right, yeah? Okay, yeah, heymen, but
I remember because you went that night, right, I think I was out
of town. I remember Jose cameback and he was like, Dad,
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he was eating stuff and I waslike, dude, those are doggy biscuits.
They're still edible, bro, Likereally, I was like, yeah,
man, I was like dude,that hey man, But yeah,
dude, are your doggies? Arethey stuck up? You know what?
They are? My little boy?Because I remember one time, dude,
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is that which one is the littlestone that's the oldest. Yeah, she's
sixteen. Amen, that's the onewhen I brought my dog your dog when
I Yeah, but you give memy dogs out like cardile. But you
can tell that your dogs that Igot got a little finest, like a
little with food, more so withfood. Like my little boy dog Vinnie
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will only eat chicken like you tryto give him in and out and he's
like you can almost hear that.Yeah, how dare you? How damn
you people really eat this? Sohe's all about chicken and the other one
show show mowed down whatever and hasno teeth. That's you just got to
make the pieces really smaonsal little vacuum. Hey man, she don't want to
go to like Johnny Dang or anybody, get one of him grills and don't
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have me dope ud like a grill. Don't think I didn't look into it.
I didn't look into it. Yeah, man. As my dog started
to get older, first her eyesightstarted going, so she got like cataracts
and stuff. And I had noidea that you could you could get procedures
done to correct the vision. Yeah, cataracts. Yeah, And so I
went in and you know, Isaid, are you sure you guys can
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do this to a four pounds andthe vet. She was just like,
you know, she said, Iperformed the surgery on a parrot this morning.
Jesus a parrot. And I'm like, wow, okay, amen,
when do you figure out you cando that like a parrot? Like?
Where where are you? Like,you know, how do you arrive where
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you figure out you can remove cataractsfrom a from a parrot? Well?
Big, I think that. Ithink that, you know, animal testing
unfortunately was probably when they figured itout gang after a lot of one eyed
parrot. So did your dog youget this, get the surgery? Yes?
And it was so cool because whenI took her the that morning,
she was blind. She was walkingin the walls and when I picked her
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up, she looked right at meand then I just started bawling. She
was like, you have a beardwhen you throw that, tell her to
put the cataracts back here. You'rethe famous guy watched. I was wondering
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what was going on, What you'regonna do for the time. Do you
get any downtime for the holidays orthis is gonna be the first time.
I actually take the month of Januaryoff, so there'll be no performing,
no shows in the month of January. I'm just gonna actually just try to
what do you do when you myteam still found work for me. It's
really so are you doing no work? Are you doing now shows? Stand
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up shows? So you're doing something? Yeah, I heard that. I
got a call from WWE to hosta show called Rivals on Peacock And so
it's season two and they want meto go to Orlando to the Performance Center.
And so you work and host athing and but you you heavy into
heavy anti w W yes big time. N So when I got that call,
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hey, man, do you everfeel like a kid in paradise or
some of the stuff that can happenfor you? I do? Yeah,
man, I do. And Irealized that it's an incredible you know,
I'm very fortunate to be there,and I'm excited, and I realized that
Snoop gets it first right right,And then yeah, every single major thing
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that I've I've been able to tryto get to, Snoop is right in
front of me. And I'm justlike, you know, like media,
Like I was like, yeah,I'm at reservat. It's like, wow,
he's here too. Don't you likelighter? Yeah, don't you have
like a smokey or something. Yousaid. Yeah, I love him and
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he's he's you know, he's managedto just build this incredible empire. But
I do get envious of some ofthe things because, like, for example,
I'm big on funkos. Okay,I've got so many of these funkals,
but freget he opens up his ownfunkal store. I'm like, you
got a funkal store. I wanta funkal store. And it was like
the same week I found out aboutthe Funko store and then WrestleMania, I'm
like, he's tacky. Ay man, my thing is this is Dog really
(27:59):
a funko guy? You know,you know what his store did very very
well. Yeah, the store checkedit out and the figures and snoop is
all about the marketing. Yeah,man, I love it. I studied.
I'm like, man, I justwish I could do more like like
him. But I think you probablyhave funk gos, not just you know,
not just fluffy. I think youactually have like like some Yeah.
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I had a collection of over twothousand. Yeah, I bet dog doesn't.
That's what I'm saying. The dogwas like, yeah, I love
g funk It's funk He was overthere, like, yeah, let the
funk hit you. Man, whatis this? Oh? These like little
people things? Yeah, all right, little people, little people like yeah,
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these are little people things. Man. Yeah, that's funky right there.
That's funky because exactly are you sayingthat? After the dog get his
then it's like, oh yeah,yeah, relieve that. Will you open
up a phone calls store? Iwould if they if they give me an
opportunity to do it. I havea really great relationship with the company.
And yeah, see I asked forone. You brought a box. Yeah.
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They've done very very well. Iknow. I was trying to find
them. Yeah. Man, weshipped I want to say, seven thousand
units to Australia and we just gotback from a tour and they all flew
over there. Jesus. Nice.Hey man, when people want like to
borrow money or anything, do youjust give them two of these? Nice?
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Just be like, heyab whatever yougotta do here, I'm not loaning
you nothing. Take two of these. You know these are not in stock
anymo. Yeah, take two ofthese and just sell them. Don't ask
me for anything. You watch youwatch what my Christmas is going to look
like. My sister Sharnine, she'ssixty. She was like, oh,
I like this and it's crazy becausethere's like a you know, the the
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resellers, and there's a street valueand then there's an actual app that you
can you know, click on it. It'll tell you what the going prices
for that podic she was, shewas she was about to buy. Yeah,
yeah, and what we were gonefor yesterday? The one I was
like, yeah, it was onehundred and sixty three. Then there was
one that said four ninety nine orfive, but shipping was like sixty five
sixty six dollars. It was fourninety nine four dollars shipping. That ain't
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gonna happen, and then it'd beone. It'd be a flunko. Yeah,
something wouldn't be right on that big. There are some that go I've
seen them thirty k yeah, yeah, thirty aren't thirty K no, no,
okay. I was about to takeback, hey man about the TA
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Yeah, oh man. I wasreally about to like, man, can
you sign these? Can we?I was gonna pull up the because this
is a new one, so it'sprobably only like maybe twenty bucks or so.
But there's an app, so yougo on the actual app. Let
me see the funk go oh scanit. Can you make sure we get
these back? To get it back? All right? Go and you scan
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the barcode up there it is itis. It says, yeah, listens
fluffy Funko un that's eBay though whenyou go, I feel like these selling
for yeah, this is this isa funkal like the actual Funko site.
So based on that, it saysthe street value trending value forty two bucks,
right, so that one right there, this one right here, forty
two on the streets, damn.But on my website it's nineteen out of
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nine. But don't tell me yourwebsite. Get it at radio big boy
dot com. We got Funko popsfor you right now at radio big boy
dot com. So do you havethose on your on your site right now?
Yes? And so when those sellout, you was just moved to
the next one, the next,to the next. Vake Jesus Christ,
because yeah, she was trying tofind one. What were you looking for?
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Just in general? I put fluffyGabriela Glaciers. When you go to
the Funko Pop store in Hollywood,they didn't have it. They were sold
out. When I went to likethe all the other mini stores sold out
everywhere. Must be nice cool.I'm sitting on so much merch from these
hoodies for two years now. Yeah. Yeah, I probably may just put
your name on it. You knowwhat I'm saying. I can't even get
a hose to word he's my buddy. Yeah, yeah, I wanna put
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a little Funko on there. Anddo they have any fat os or anything
like that? Probably get on that. Yeah, but they're a little bigger,
you know what I'm saying, gota little black marks under their eyes
and and nothing nice. You knowwhat's funny with the funkos is that,
uh they actually have different sized figures. So like they have a this size,
they have a ten inch, theyhave a like massive ones. Do
you have those? Uh? No, because it's it's too big. It's
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too big, right, So ifI'm gonna take stuff out on the road,
it doesn't make it takes up toomuch of the truck. You still
got all your VW buses? Ido and I got thirty Oh my gosh,
bro hey man, he keeps tellingus we got to come by.
The One time we came by,it was for the party because I knew
it was gonna be food there,but yeah, and I took all the
cars. Yeah, there's no carsthere that day. Thirty Bro, how
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do you know which one you're gonnadrive? Or do you drive him?
Still? Its kind of must benice and yours are all beautiful and immaculate.
They're very nice. Is there anyonethat you're working on? Now?
They're all done? Now, there'salways one coming down the pike. Actually,
the next one that's coming is aCarming Gia. I've never had a
carme gear. I was like,Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna have one
(33:16):
one done, damn. So yeah, did you have a VW like bus
back in the day? I had? What made you fall in love with?
My first car was a nineteen sixtyeight VW Bus and it was eight
shades of primer Man Bondo and yours. It was mine. It was mine,
and I remember like, oh,if I had the money, I
would do this and this and this, and you know, years later I
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actually got a bus that looked justlike it, beat up and fixed it
up. What year are your uh? Your bus from nineteen fifty two to
nineteen seventy four and seventy four,say eeventy five. You gotta worry about
emissions and stuff, Jesus, Butthe value goes up and up as years
pass, right, Like these arecollectibles, yes, nineteen sixty seven?
(34:01):
Uh? And before is Yeah?How many sixty seven? And belows do?
Yeah, that's the bulk of them. That's Jesus, probably twenty that's
twenty eight. Yeah, brother,so that happens. I have two that
are over. One is a sixtyeight and the other one's seventy four.
Man, I have a Nissan orModa, but it's under like a dealership.
So if I ever started doing commercials, it's not it's not really mine,
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you know what I'm saying. Myname is on the registration. Yeah,
definitely not thirty cars, you knowwhat I'm saying. Yeah, definitely
not thirty of them. What doyou drive daily? Uh? Actually you
don't jump into a VW daily?No, No, those drive daily.
Those Those those cars are more likethey're you know, their art pieces.
So I'll drive them around the city. I'm not trying to drive to Pasadena
(34:47):
in them or nothing like that.I can, but they're very nice and
I'm not trying to mess. Haveyou ever gifted one to a morning show
host named big Boy. I've neverdone it, man, brother. You
know, I went on a dateone time where a guy picked me up
in a v W bus and himand like, and I thought it was
the cutest things. We get inthe bus, right and I'm like,
(35:07):
wow, this is so cute.He like, you know what, And
then he turns it on and thenwe're going down the street and we're both
like, hey, so, howare you. I can't hear anything because
it was so loud. Yes itis. It is so freaking loud,
and so that and you probably smellgas. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't
like super romantic, but it wassuper cute. The pictures look good,
(35:28):
yeah, yeah, pictures look good. Yeah. So you say you got
into the band and you say youwere screaming? She was she was yelling,
yelling, had to raise your voice. Yeah, that is. It
was you two in the band.It was just us too. There's no
like signage in the outside that saidbang bang bus wasn't the big bus.
(35:54):
It's waiting for the bang by christMan. Dude, man, yeamn man.
This escalated quickly. So yeah,I showed up in a jeep today
to answer the question. Man,thank you bro. You know you know
hr is on on the fourth floor. Jesus all this guy over here.
(36:15):
Hey man, you know when wego down we bring other people with it.
I saw that. I saw thatman on fire. That way we
can all be together. Like,man, we ain't that some boot what
they did to us? Yeah?Man, yeah, like I say,
man, man coming off the bushes. They got us, They got they
(36:37):
got it man right there over there. Come on on, man, yeah,
man, we busted. We aretotally busted. The Santa Clauses.
Talk to me about that. Man. Oh yeah, that's right. Oh
damn. I was here for areason. Yeah. Uh. Santa Claus
(36:58):
the season two to show what's Mallen. It's based on the movie franchise The
Santa Claus and it's one of thosethey they kind of followed that format of
Cobra Kai and Karate Kids, solike they had the Karate Kid movies and
then they came out with Cobra Kaithe show, and nobody thought it was
gonna work, and it was abig hit, and so Disney made a
phone call got Tim Allen to bringback the Santa Claus character and season one
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killed it. It was a numberone show and they did a season two
and that's when they you know,they add they added my character to the
character. I play a character namedChris Kringle. How did that happen?
I know, right, it's likemy last name Chris. Yeah, Chris
is Chris Kringle moreno. Yeah,yeah, because if you didn't throw in
the moreno, you wouldn't know,right. I knew something was different.
(37:50):
I couldn't pay Yeah, I knewsomething. They put the moreno in there
to clarify. Hey, man,do you get recognized everywhere you go?
Not everywhere, but I mean ifI go out, there's there's a good
chance. What I think is reallycool is I get people telling me now
I heard your voice, I recognizeyour man, And I'm like, okay,
I didn't. I didn't know that. You know. Like for example,
(38:12):
when I when I go out withMartine, people will recognize Martine first
and then by his look. Yes, right, well Martine has a very
very like you know, the hair, he looks like a rock star.
Yeah, tattoos everywhere, beard andso he looks like he plays for Slayer
or you know how them barber's comeup on Instagram be like, hey,
can I shave your hair again,get away from me. I'm a millionaire.
(38:39):
But you do get recognized by yourvoice, because even today you sound
very fluffy, like you sound GabrielI. Glacy is like like very fluffy
today. So if you heard myvoice around the corner, you would know
it was me. Like if youliterally called up and you were like,
hey, what time do you guysclose, I'd be like fluffy. And
I know, you know, youknow where that happens. That happens at
(39:00):
drive throughs. I'll pull up tothe drive through and I'll start talking and
they're like, just pull up,we got your order, and I'm like,
come on, y'all, you gotme Hey man, do you know
how to use your privilege? Youknow, I don't think I do because
then I always get that, youknow, in Spanish is called that Like
(39:22):
I'm like, I don't want tolike take advantage of things. You know.
It's like I think it's cool whenpeople want to give me like oh,
hook it up, and I'm like, thank you, I appreciate it,
you know, let me just youknow, but then sometimes people flip
it, like I'll accept the freecoffee like oh, you know it just
it's on the house. Oh,thank you, thank you. Hey,
can you come inside real quick?So everybody wants to take videos. Yeah,
(39:43):
and I'm like, all right,just paid for the coffee and you
know you got to do all right, let's do it man. So if
you were to take something that's kindof like, is that borderline taxi?
Oh? I think it also dependson what it is. Like there's the
that thing where you somebody wanted togive you a sofa from Uh, I've
accept the sofa Okay, yeah,I was about to say, we just
(40:05):
got a sofa for off. Yeah, but it's crazy man, because Durham
and I accepted a car. Iaccepted a car, Alexis gave me a
car. Dude, I'm in thewrong circle then, because I was just
about to say about the burger this. Uh yeah, I threw you off.
Sorry, Yeah, yeah, Idefinitely got a tackle hook up.
I did a post a few yearsago, uh, talking about Lexus and
(40:27):
this new car that was coming out, and I posted it and it it
got you know, traction, andLexis saw the post and next thing I
know, freaking It's so funny,Doug, this is the post Fluffy,
Oh will you found it? Isthat? It for real and that's before
they gave you the car twenty eighteen. Damn I heard that. Man,
(40:49):
can you do that with some realby station? We got a list,
put that energy out there out there. I will tell you somebody who always
takes really good care of me.And I know you know who this person
is. Oh yeah, the ownerof Mexic Hanas. Yes Martin, Yes,
(41:09):
a different Martine. Yeah. Hehas not allowed me to pay for
one meal. And it's like afight with him every single time. I'm
like, dude, just let mepay. No, I just got to
the point your money. Yeah,I don't, I don't. Don't fight
him. And that was when Ifirst met him. Like I'll go to
the bathroom. I'll go to thebathroom and I'll sneak like cash to the
cooks. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, he won't take it. So here
(41:30):
and the guys like and then Joseand I They was like, oh you
know, g was here yesterday.I was like, man, did you
take care of the cooks. Iwas like yeah, and I was like,
oh yeah he said that we werein that said that he took care
of he made a call. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was just
here okay. Yeah, And thewhole thing. Yeah, we go down
(41:52):
there and we just say, hey, man, you know we got a
meeting with Fluffy and he told usto pick up something nice. Yeah.
Man, you know how to useyour name. You know what I'm saying
because I'm telling you man, peopledo great things for you. We figured
it out. We figured it out, man, Like, yeah, there's
a spot. You go to thisspot. I don't want to say where
it's at, but it's until Pangamall. You go over there. They'd
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be like, man, we sendyou stuff all the time. Fluffy,
No, he never got it.Nice. Man, that's what we get.
So many different things in your name. Bro, you have no idea,
man, no idea. Speak Spanish. Did you make it to any
of the Taylor Swift concerts? Idid, really. I went to the
(42:36):
uh yeah, I want to sayit was the two the to like what
was the show three of like six? Did you get the bracelets? So
my nieces, Yeah, I tookmy nieces and my son and and they
all went to like Marshal Marshals,what's the arts and craft store? Michael
Michaels, thank you, And theybought all the beads and they made they
made all these just bracelets and uhyeah, it was like we showed up
(43:00):
with two giant zip blogs and wewere just like passing them out. So
you did that to make sure thatthey were straight. As far as like
going to the concert, are youa swifty, I'm not a swifty.
I'm not going to fake I likeit songs. Yeah, unc daddy.
I knew how what a big dealit was. I could tell like that
(43:21):
that's basically that's their Michael Jackson concertback in the day. That's the only
thing I can compare it to.It was an awesome experience, but yeah,
I lost some feeling in my handsbecause I was wearing somebody bracelets,
you know, and don't eat somesalt and to get tighter to cheetos forget
it. Yeah, light hat likeJesus Christ, did you enjoy yourself there?
(43:46):
I did? You know what?She puts on an amazing show.
And I want to say that nightshe went on, there was an opening
band and then she got on stage. I ate something and went to almost
midnight. Amen with you being thedestination for entertainment? Who entertains you?
Who entertains me? Ww entertains me? So any chance I get to go
(44:07):
to a live event like those concerts. I'm always going to the Key of
Forum. Yeah, Eagles, Ilove the Eagles. I was at Actually,
I want to go see Depeche Modea couple of nights ago. That's
doe. So anytime I can goout to go see a concert and they's
got like a depeche Mode day outhere too, that's dope. When you're
talking about okay things, I accept. So I do get free tickets,
(44:28):
free hookups at concerts, and Ido accept those because the seats are amazing.
Yeah. Yeah, people tell meall the time, you know this
is where the Kardashians sit, nottonight. Yeah, and then you're looking
up like, yeah, damnit isthat snoop sit right in front of them
again? Can you let your hairdamn put it on the bun today?
(44:51):
Jesus Christ. You're already like six' five now, you got this hair,
and do change with you do?Can't see nothing, hey man,
Always a pleasure to have you inthe neighborhood, bro, Thank you.
Yeah man, if you can reserveour tickets for Valentine's there, already know
what I'm doing with my wife.You are date night now, would you
(45:12):
say, oh, that's today.Yeah, No, I'm not gonna be
that tacky man because I know thatValentine's is the fourteenth, so I would
definitely hit you on the twelfth.Yeah, I would at least I would
definitely hit you on the twelfth.You know what I'm saying. But no,
thank you for coming into the neighborhood, bro, Always a pleasure to
see you. Thank you for comingin bearing gifts as well. Yeah,
every time you come here, it'salmost becoming a thing. You know what
(45:36):
I'm saying. I can't tell youhow much we made off that tap,
the gift that you gave us.Those bottles were going some places online when
you when you when we saw Thankyou for coming into the neighborhood. Man,
Man Gabitelly Glacis in the neighborhood.The Senate Clauses. That is that
(45:59):
available force right now? Dude,Yes, the Sunta Clauses is streaming right
now. He's into season two.Chris Kringle, Yes, and of course
Keia form Valentine's Day. There isman. If you got nobody love,
come love me. That there itis there, it is Man Gabityway Glaciers
in the neighborhood. Man the fluffyone himself Big Boys Neighbor eighties. You
(46:22):
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(46:45):
it better? Right? Okay?Right? Stop looking up a coming honey.
I don't think we can ask youbut because you haven't had an AX
question. But I do have funfor this guy that I once went out
on a date with, or wentout. Hey, why don't you buy
it time so you're not late soyou can know what time of be there
is? That's a pet peep.Hold on, I got it you guys.
She said, why don't you buya time? Yeah? Already something
(47:08):
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guys do it better.
Welcome to another episode of The BigThe Big Interview Podcast. Every single major
thing that I've I've been able totry to get to Snoop is right in
front of me. Like I waslike, yeah, I'm at reservator.
It's like, wow, he's heretoo. Don't you got like lighters?
(00:23):
Don't you have like a Smokeley griggleor something? You said? He's managed
to just build this incredible empire.But I do get envious of some of
the things because, like, forexample, he opens up his own Funkal
store and I'm like, you gota Funkal store. I want a Funkal
store. And it was like thesame week I found out about the Funkal
store and then WrestleMania, I'm like, he's Dicky hey man, big boy
(00:46):
neighborhood. It is a pleasure thathad this man back in the neighborhood.
Ladies and gentlemen, fluffy in theneighborhood, gather glaciers, welcome back,
my brother, Thank you so much, pleasure to have you in here.
Man Tacky Jose wearing your hoodie today. And I was like, it's almost
like he knew. It's almost likehe had a calendar. Yeah, it's
(01:07):
almost like he's a groupie. Yeah, I would like today, you know,
because I'm perpose toly when I seeI'm like, oh man, make
sure I don't wear anything, youknow, because it almost looks a little
cheesy. You know what I'm saying. That's not your cheese, cheddar cheese,
all of them. You gotta live. But welcome back to the neighborhood.
Bro, Thank you. You continueto stay busy before we get into
anything. We're here in the holidayseason. As we sit down, you
(01:30):
have always been like Santa Claus tomany people. You know what I'm saying.
Do you have time where you shutdown? Uh? You know I
call those Mondays right right the Tuesdays. Usually that's when I get back home
from the road and I just wantto just be in my room. I
stay in my room, crank theac, chill with the dogs, put
on some Netflix, get on myphone and just scroll. That's your time,
(01:53):
because your other time is for everybodyelse is yeah always, Bro,
you got a New Year's resolution oryou don't doing I stopped doing those a
long time. I'm still fat.Yeah, I just I just stopped.
I just stopped a man new Year'sresolutions to remember when I said, man,
I'm working out every day during duringour call. You all see me
now I'm on the couch. Yeah, I'll just finished. But yeah,
(02:16):
I don't do New Year's Resilu.I just say hopefully I'll make you better.
I make it better. But NewYear's resolutions like just hope to make
it to the next Yeah, man, you're doing what at least five thousand
steps to day? Yeah, I'mgonna try. And then I'm five thousand,
she's ten. I want to takethe ten. I want to take
the five though I'm doing ten thousanda month. That's what. It's a
(02:38):
couple of miles right there? Yeahis it? Five thousand is a couple
of miles? Night? Well whatis it? The feet? Hundred eighty
five is a my mile? Right? But steps? You know you're talking?
Yeah, but anyway, good luck. They'll be the ones that do
it. You just don't. I'llgive you. I'll give you my steps,
(02:59):
and if you need to borrow anyplease let me know. And then
I remember when I was five hundredpounds. I used to be like,
man, I wish people could justyou could just loan people. Wait,
you know what I'm saying, LikeBen let me get fifty for me,
like, oh, here you go. You know what I'm saying. Make
sure people that say, oh Ijust can't gain weight no matter what I
do, I can't gain amen.Bad for you. People were like,
yeah, you know I had toput on twenty pounds for this movie all
(03:20):
like Jesus, man, was itfun? Like as hell? It was?
Hey, I wish somebody would tellme back in the days, like
bro, eat everything, eat everything, and we're going to give you a
trainer, Like, man, I'lleat everything after trainer though, you got
Are you gonna do Valentine's Day atkill Form? Yeah? I once again,
(03:40):
Yeah I'll be home. And Ithought that doing a show on Valentine's
yeah, man, would be wouldbe fun. And that's the perfect gift.
It's a perfect gift. Plus I'msingle, so I don't got to
worry about, like, you know, dealing with whatever happens. What's going
to be Like what do you meanyou? Probably people probably gonna question,
like, man, am I reallyin love? If we came to this
show and it's just all about usbeing like are you guys sure y'all want
(04:02):
to do this right? It's likea love intervention yeah, what are you
guys doing? Start looking at eachother, and then I'll be sitting there
like, dude, he really lookshappy. I could be that. Did
I do what the dogs? Road? Give me two dogs and I'm chilling?
Man? Why at home for Februaryfourteenth, So it's actually Valentine's Yeah,
(04:25):
actually on February fourteenth, So youknow, there's a couple of shows
that weekend, the Valentine's weekend,but I figured i'd actually do it on
the day. Is it different doingshows at home? It's always what's more,
it's a lot more personal, andthen you know my car's there.
Which do you get a hotel roomwhen you perform in La to just have
near the venue, or you comestraight from home. I drive straight home
(04:45):
because you're in the hotels a lot. Well, if I go to a
hotel, it's it's like being onthe road. Yeah. You know,
when I'm on the road, I'mjust like ah, And usually I'm sleeping
on the bus right Oh yeah,yeah, yeah, okay, we sleep
on the bus. But yeah,if i'm home, I'll just drive home.
Okay, Now, if I you'redrunk, then I'll have somebody drive.
Yeah, somebody, Hey, man. I remember we came out of
Doctor Stadium, which was like,bro that come on man. I was
there. I was there, andI remember we were leaving out. Man,
(05:10):
it was celebration time for you.You know. You talked to me
in Jose for like forty five minutesto an hour and said, and that's
when I knew people say, man, people would tell the truth. They
said, what is it? Ababy, a kid, a drunk and
it was something else. It wasthree things that don't like Yeah, and
it's just tell the truth. Man. You gave us so much love.
(05:31):
We walked away like, man,that dude really love us, you know,
like, come on, man,I'm like, man, thank you
for the black hair. Take anotherthat's my things. Take another one.
Take another one. Man, startbringing up old stuff like big s rubbing
my face, sorry about your dadand not being in your life. I'm
like, dude, I love you, big, love you big. I'm
(05:54):
like remember in the final Love You, you were like, man, thank
you for coming out. I loveyou. And I was like, please
get out of the car. Hewas in the back seat. Please,
man, we got it. Getout of there. He was at Dodger
(06:15):
Stadium so long that even the Dodgersare like, Bro, you gotta go.
We got a game tonight. Heyman, what did that feel like
to you? Bro? And we'vehad this conversation, but do you trip
off of you did a show atDodger Stadium. It's still one of those
things that's gonna be the you know, the the thing that you know I'm
gonna die with since like, wow, real talk, I passed by Dodger
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Stadium and on everything, Bro,I think of you because you man that
how many times of all that food? Amen? Let me tell you,
Bro, I can't tell you howmany times I've opened up my phone when
I get notifications because I'm waiting foryou to have a Smith's party And I
literally been like, okay, no, it's not going on. Your parties
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are the best parties. And youknow how to cater, yeah, because
we've broken bread so many times?God, Bro, the uh all those
parties originally started? God, tenplus years ago, I was doing just
Christmas get together. There were littleChristmas get togethers over at Taste of Texas
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and West Covina and I would Iwould, I would just you know,
get a few friends together, andthen I do it again the next year
and there's more people, and youknow, and I think, you know,
I want to say you were therea couple of those Yeah, yeah,
yeah, definitely Texas, definitely travelYeah. And so the restaurant wound
up closing and I didn't do partiesfor a while, and then all of
a sudden I made up for losttime. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm
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still paying for that last one.Oh yeah, because I'm telling you,
man, when you stopped for acouple of years, when people put the
petition together, I was like,dude, yeah, I'll sign that,
you know. I was like,those things need to come back. Yeah.
It was always good because he hada tree there you take and that
would be our holiday picture and thenwe would just sit there and we would
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just we would just mow it wouldit And just with you being in La
Bro, for one, You're lovedaround the world. People really love you.
Bro. Have you grown up withyour audience too? Have you had
people that come to you and yourecognize them from being at shows? Oh,
there's people definitely that over the years, Like you remember certain fans in
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certain areas You're just like, wow, they're still coming to the show man.
Do you see people that's like nowthey have kids or yes, yeah
you see somebody like man, hehad a little gray hair. Now.
Well to hear and then to hearpeople say I grew up watching you.
That's like yeah, man, yeah, I can't take it for granted,
you know, yeah, because yeahI got the grays. Now, ye
got no hair up on top,like the hairshift the rest of that,
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and I was clean, baby face. You see how God works. You
see how God works. The hairson my back and oh you got such
a sexy back. Thank you.I appreciate. Yeah. When they gonna
come in like on my back now? Man, they got they got all
this stuff. When are they comingwith that? Yeah? Man, jose
a struggle is real. You knowwhat I'm saying. I feel you,
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man, I feel you. Ibought a machine called pit boll on top,
so I buzzed my head with that, you know, so it's real
clean. What is it just toshave your head? It's just, you
know, to shave and it's goingto your hand. Yeah, okay,
what is it? It's like youget you get that at what fluffy dot
com or what? I don't sellthose? Yeah, yeah, hey man,
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that would be another You are amerch king though, bro, But
you know what, there is sucha thing as too much, because I
think I got a little carried awaya couple of times. And yeah,
just like some of them like yeah, I just but you do funko and
you'll do like what some just somegear or something right like what wet hoodies,
bibble heads to stationary hans, pencils, actual button up shirts, bibs.
(10:00):
I was selling shoes at one point, you know, really yeah,
shoes. Yeah. I had tostop that real quick right when Nike came
in. I got one season tosystem, like you know what, just
stop? Hey did you get itfrom Nike? Where you're doing it?
Confirmed? There is? Yeah?Yeah, you definitely want that popping back
up. Hey man, we weretalking about February fourteenth, Valentine's Day.
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Yes, doing that at the house. Does your list look different when you're
at the house, like my witchlist, like guess list, because you
know we all want to show up. Oh you know what, anytime I
do shows in l A, thatlist is like that's half the crowd.
Yeah you know, and uh it'syou know what I don't like is when
I get the call the day beforesorry about that. Nice? Yeah,
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that's why you have a call.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Like no, we're not. We're not. The day before,
you know, we do we dothat fake stuff. Be like, man,
is that tonight? Hold on there, fluff, that is tonight.
Man, that's crazy. Where areare we in the front? We are
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out there in the front, man, Yeah, like we're not. Oh
there we go, Fluff. Weneed all accents. Me and Ose and
Bishop and Eric and Jessica and Annie. Just give an a pass. I
didn't. I figured out Yeah,and I figured I figure that's got to
happen for you a lot. Ithappens a lot. We did a show
recently in Ontario at the Toyota Arena. Yeah, man, and that's you
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know, it's forty five minutes anhour away. And still the guest list
was over one hundred and fifty.Oh yeah yeah we can get there.
Yeah, we can definitely get there. I mean, man, you should
be so. I promise you forthe Forum. It's it's gonna be.
It's gonna be a healthy guests.I'm gonna tell you you in Istanbul.
At the same time, I'm like, hey, what's up, man,
let us in, let me inhere. The show that you did at
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the Toyota. Was that the nightwith hates Wus Suppovita. I saw two
nights so he was for no noa suppervit in Phoenix, Oh Man,
Jesus and Jerry. Those dudes arebeast man. Yeah, they are best.
We are actually really good to hangout with too. Yeah, man,
good lot of times. I don'tknow, like the new generation of
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comedians, I wish I was alot more in touch, but there's so
many So I rely on my guysto be like, hey, you got
to look out for this guy.Check out this guy, check out this
guy. And so I wanted todo a thing where I started bringing out
guys that I've never seen before andgive them a chance to do the arena.
And so because you know what,I think that it's it's nice and
I feel like I'm at a pointnow where I got nothing to prove.
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Let me try to help others,you know, let me try to you
know, bring some you know,light on on some guys that might not
have that opportunity. And you andyou've given people like great experiences and you
know, in front of crowds that'sreceptive, and maybe they weren't, you
know, I mean, those guysthey kill. But there's a difference between
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you, you know, what yourstage look like and what your audience look
like. And a lot of times, you know, people just people just
don't share it. You know whatI'm saying, People just don't share it.
Yeah. And the beauty of thattoo, is that it is a
very diverse audience that they're they're gettingup in front of, right, you
know, so I'm very selective.Do what exactly make sure that he don't
be you know, I don't needno emails later. Yeah, And then
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he said, and it wouldn't evenbe their their name, it to be
yours. Yeah, how did youlet them on? Oh? It's always
my fault, hey, man.And we talk about the cancel culture and
everything, man, and it seemslike it's getting even worse, you know,
every time we sit down we askabout it. But now, Bro,
it's like, do you ever think, like, Man, did I
say that twenty years ago? Iknow for a fact that there's material out
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there that I've done that based ontoday's rules, I could get the acts
right. Right. I also knowthat, you know, because I asked
the audience. Every night I go, I will ask the audience who here
has never seen my show, doesn'tknow me, make some noise and I'll
act get like maybe one or twoand I'm like, all right, well
do you I apologize? I go, uh, you know, I basically
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lay it out that I'm not hereto rub people the wrong way. I'm
here to have fun and put ona good show. And if you get
offended, it's it's your fault,right yeah, yeah, pretty much,
it's your fault, right right,you sens it and you still don't curse
on stage? I do, right, I do again. I noticed that
Dodger Stadium it was a little bita little a little bit loose, but
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I mean, god, that wasthree hours. That was three hours,
n And if I would have knownwhat the fine was gonna be, I
would have been cussing a lot more. Can you share with us what the
fine was for going over at DodgerStadium. When you rent out Dodger Stadium
to do a concert, it isvery expensive, and uh, you have
to be done off stage by acertain time, and if you're not,
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then it's like and it strikes rightat that time, first boom in the
fine territory. And then is itevery minute or every five after that?
Or you know what. I didn'task. I just saw the what it
was, and it was it wasa couple of hundred grand fine. Damn
yeah, and I do it again. You know, if I'm ever gonna
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pay a fine, it's going tobe for the best line of my life.
So well, I was my homeworkgot a fine jumping out the car
and he didn't have no money.I had to pay for it. So
yeah, so that was like agift to us. And you knew you
were over. I knew I wasover for sure. For sure. I
knew I was over. But Ialso knew when am I going to get
a chance to be in front ofthis many people in my hometown just finished
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taping a special you know, andI was it was. That was my
celebration. That was my dad.And so I think people stuck around because
nobody was leaving. No people hungout, and I'm like, oh,
yeah, okay, it was.It was. I'm telling you, man,
it was a celebration. It was. It was a celebration, man,
and people were people were so happyto see you, you know.
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And do you still enjoy comedy,like getting on this stage? You still
enjoy what you do? I stillenjoy what I do, but there does
come points where you you do getused to certain things. And that's why
I'm always trying to dig holes inmy show to see if I can get
out of them, just so thatI don't get comfortable. It's like a
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like an exercise. That's the onlyexercise I do. See you even better
because I don't like challenges. I'mgonna do but anytime, you know,
because I don't get nervous before Igo up anymore, and I miss that,
I miss having the butterfly sensation though, oh what's going to happen?
I'm very comfortable, and that kindof bothers me because it's like, what
do I gotta do to get excitednow? And so that's why I'll go
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up on stage and I'll just I'lljust totally off the cuff and start just
digging holes and talk about random thingsto see if I can spin it and
your challenge turn it into something.Damn ay man, So what about Dodger
Stadium? Where you probably not Iwas excited different it was. It was
such a different feeling. I wasn'tnervous for the performance part. I was
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nervous are these lights gonna work?Right? Is the microphone system gonna work
good? How's the monitor gonna bebecause these are all things that are next
level from my regular show, andI only have this one chance to get
it right. And if there's aglitch in the system, let's say the
video doesn't play right, then thecrowd is like, oh, because I've
had shows where the system goes downand it just it takes the air out
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of the room. And now yougot to start over, and that's you
know, you don't want that.You want people to be on that high
sided and coming out. So Iwas nervous for the technical It was okay,
so you was cool with yours?Oh yeah, yeah, you're just
like everything else. The sun,the moon in and stars, everything else
got out line, and I knewthat I was gonna get emotional because I
realized, Wow, what this isand what it means. I didn't know
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it was gonna hit me right outthe gate. So when I walked out
on stage and I'm just taking itin, I started crying in the first
thirty second. What did that feellike? Bro? Because we're looking at
you and I'm a crowd watcher.I'm looking at the crowd. But I
remember when I went out on stage. That from the stage out is a
whole different view, bro. Andpeople came from like eight to eighty.
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You know, people came with theirfamilies. It was you know, it
was date night. It was aspecial night for everybody. So I know
if I tripped off of walking out, you had to like, oh my
god, Like it's there's no wayto put like there's fifty thousand people excited
to see you, yeah man,and happy for you and got there.
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You know, it's like that they'rehappy for you. People are saying,
are you worried about that? No, if they're there at that show,
they're already along for the ride.This is a celebration for everybody. Do
you keep anything from that night?Do you keep the outfit? Do you
kee keep that invoice? Yeah?Yeah, damn man out Yeah. Man.
I kept telling you, like,man, get off the stage.
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I helped contribute to that seven hundredmillion. Yea. I would have been
like, can they take a batter? Amen? Old Tony would not be
here if you didn't do that show. They was like, man, we
ain't got oh call him up?Hey man, can you walk into Dodger
Stadium a game without a ticket?Uh? I've never tried to just show
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up to the door and they're like, hey, can I You know,
hey dude, you should try it, just just to see you should try
it. Man, They would letyou in because I've used your name to
get in. Yeah, okay,hold on, he's ten minutes behind this
away, three minutes behind it.Just go into the suite, okay,
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yeah, oh yeah man. Andyou got to think, I'm pretty sure
you know people at Dodger Stadium thatwe don't know, Like you probably know
big dogs like the well you know, because like they have that VIP area
at the dugout where they have likehot dogs and everything and pasta, and
you know they have good cheats theretoo. They have good what good seats
you say? You said we arethe hot dog you're not even talking about.
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I don't even think I made itto the seats. Come out,
keep going and deal with it.That's you up to to keep the game
on the monitor, so that reallykeeps you from going out there. And
then when you try to go out, remember I had the fridge with the
drinks and the peanuts and all that. So soon as you walk out,
you back into more food. ThenI go I gotta go back here.
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Yeah, I gotta go. Yeah, I gotta go back in there.
So but you you gotta know bigdogs over there. We can make a
phone call. Okay, you canmake I haven't abused it. I don't
want to be that guy. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Yeah,
because I heard I'll abuse it foryou and attack you. You do
it, please? Yeah, yeah, let's let your assistant Kurt Alexander do
(20:45):
it. Please don't google who KurtAlexander is. You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, so we'll definitely make thathappen. Believe that you obviously are
very good at your craft. You'reamazing at it. What are there other
things that you're really good at that? Mit a price us, keep it
clean? Techy boy? God,uh, this is stupid. Uh when
(21:11):
I do it, I really knowhow to make a bed. Oh,
really good at making a bed.Where did that come from? I don't
know, maybe OCD or something.Do you every morning? But when I
do? You know, I've stayedat enough hotels where it's like, I
like the edges and everything folded,like the military folds and stuff like that
tucked. Yeah. Man, whenmy bed is like that, I end
(21:36):
up sleeping on top too tight.You don't want to mess it up.
You gotta use all that shoulders,you know what I mean, and kick
my feet up to get the bottomloose. Like sometimes even when I'm in
like a hotel, I'm like,man, who made this? Like Jesus,
chrizy, do you cook? No? I'm good at breakfast. If
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I want to make any with eggs, okay, yeah, I remember that.
But anything past that, I stopthat sandwich really yeah, do you
make a sandwich? That's as faras I go. Okay, anything or
anything like, I don't have adish that yeah, you know, I
have a drive through. So ifwe are having a pot, look,
you're gonna bring something that I'm gonnabring somebody who can make it. I
heard that. I heard that.Yeah, alrighty bro, But I know
(22:22):
good catering. That's what I know. That's my hell do bro? I
know I know the number gift theykeep on giving. I know the number.
What does your phone look like?As far as catering spots, Well,
there's I have one person that Icall and I let them know exactly
what I need. A man.Events that birthday party went to over at
your career, Yes, at theat the office. That right there,
(22:44):
man, I don't know what youspent, but yeah, it wasn't wasn't
more than the fine at Yeah.Just yeah, hey, dude, even
when when I saw the Drone show, you know, more than from twe
a couple of years ago. Damnremember that the dog I got in trouble
for that. Ka, I'm notin trouble but talking. Wait, which
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one was that? I tho?Yeah, a couple of years ago,
and people got upset with that becauseyou work hard and you love your kids.
Yeah, you know I people tellyou what you could have done with
your money? Yeah right, yeah? Okay, yeah, heymen, but
I remember because you went that night, right, I think I was out
of town. I remember Jose cameback and he was like, Dad,
(23:27):
he was eating stuff and I waslike, dude, those are doggy biscuits.
They're still edible, bro, Likereally, I was like, yeah,
man, I was like dude,that hey man, But yeah,
dude, are your doggies? Arethey stuck up? You know what?
They are? My little boy?Because I remember one time, dude,
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is that which one is the littlestone that's the oldest. Yeah, she's
sixteen. Amen, that's the onewhen I brought my dog your dog when
I Yeah, but you give memy dogs out like cardile. But you
can tell that your dogs that Igot got a little finest, like a
little with food, more so withfood. Like my little boy dog Vinnie
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will only eat chicken like you tryto give him in and out and he's
like you can almost hear that.Yeah, how dare you? How damn
you people really eat this? Sohe's all about chicken and the other one
show show mowed down whatever and hasno teeth. That's you just got to
make the pieces really smaonsal little vacuum. Hey man, she don't want to
go to like Johnny Dang or anybody, get one of him grills and don't
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have me dope ud like a grill. Don't think I didn't look into it.
I didn't look into it. Yeah, man. As my dog started
to get older, first her eyesightstarted going, so she got like cataracts
and stuff. And I had noidea that you could you could get procedures
done to correct the vision. Yeah, cataracts. Yeah, And so I
went in and you know, Isaid, are you sure you guys can
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do this to a four pounds andthe vet. She was just like,
you know, she said, Iperformed the surgery on a parrot this morning.
Jesus a parrot. And I'm like, wow, okay, amen,
when do you figure out you cando that like a parrot? Like?
Where where are you? Like,you know, how do you arrive where
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you figure out you can remove cataractsfrom a from a parrot? Well?
Big, I think that. Ithink that, you know, animal testing
unfortunately was probably when they figured itout gang after a lot of one eyed
parrot. So did your dog youget this, get the surgery? Yes?
And it was so cool because whenI took her the that morning,
she was blind. She was walkingin the walls and when I picked her
(25:41):
up, she looked right at meand then I just started bawling. She
was like, you have a beardwhen you throw that, tell her to
put the cataracts back here. You'rethe famous guy watched. I was wondering
(26:03):
what was going on, What you'regonna do for the time. Do you
get any downtime for the holidays orthis is gonna be the first time.
I actually take the month of Januaryoff, so there'll be no performing,
no shows in the month of January. I'm just gonna actually just try to
what do you do when you myteam still found work for me. It's
really so are you doing no work? Are you doing now shows? Stand
(26:26):
up shows? So you're doing something? Yeah, I heard that. I
got a call from WWE to hosta show called Rivals on Peacock And so
it's season two and they want meto go to Orlando to the Performance Center.
And so you work and host athing and but you you heavy into
heavy anti w W yes big time. N So when I got that call,
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hey, man, do you everfeel like a kid in paradise or
some of the stuff that can happenfor you? I do? Yeah,
man, I do. And Irealized that it's an incredible you know,
I'm very fortunate to be there,and I'm excited, and I realized that
Snoop gets it first right right,And then yeah, every single major thing
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that I've I've been able to tryto get to, Snoop is right in
front of me. And I'm justlike, you know, like media,
Like I was like, yeah,I'm at reservat. It's like, wow,
he's here too. Don't you likelighter? Yeah, don't you have
like a smokey or something. Yousaid. Yeah, I love him and
(27:33):
he's he's you know, he's managedto just build this incredible empire. But
I do get envious of some ofthe things because, like, for example,
I'm big on funkos. Okay,I've got so many of these funkals,
but freget he opens up his ownfunkal store. I'm like, you
got a funkal store. I wanta funkal store. And it was like
the same week I found out aboutthe Funko store and then WrestleMania, I'm
like, he's tacky. Ay man, my thing is this is Dog really
(27:59):
a funko guy? You know,you know what his store did very very
well. Yeah, the store checkedit out and the figures and snoop is
all about the marketing. Yeah,man, I love it. I studied.
I'm like, man, I justwish I could do more like like
him. But I think you probablyhave funk gos, not just you know,
not just fluffy. I think youactually have like like some Yeah.
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I had a collection of over twothousand. Yeah, I bet dog doesn't.
That's what I'm saying. The dogwas like, yeah, I love
g funk It's funk He was overthere, like, yeah, let the
funk hit you. Man, whatis this? Oh? These like little
people things? Yeah, all right, little people, little people like yeah,
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these are little people things. Man. Yeah, that's funky right there.
That's funky because exactly are you sayingthat? After the dog get his
then it's like, oh yeah,yeah, relieve that. Will you open
up a phone calls store? Iwould if they if they give me an
opportunity to do it. I havea really great relationship with the company.
And yeah, see I asked forone. You brought a box. Yeah.
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They've done very very well. Iknow. I was trying to find
them. Yeah. Man, weshipped I want to say, seven thousand
units to Australia and we just gotback from a tour and they all flew
over there. Jesus. Nice.Hey man, when people want like to
borrow money or anything, do youjust give them two of these? Nice?
(29:33):
Just be like, heyab whatever yougotta do here, I'm not loaning
you nothing. Take two of these. You know these are not in stock
anymo. Yeah, take two ofthese and just sell them. Don't ask
me for anything. You watch youwatch what my Christmas is going to look
like. My sister Sharnine, she'ssixty. She was like, oh,
I like this and it's crazy becausethere's like a you know, the the
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resellers, and there's a street valueand then there's an actual app that you
can you know, click on it. It'll tell you what the going prices
for that podic she was, shewas she was about to buy. Yeah,
yeah, and what we were gonefor yesterday? The one I was
like, yeah, it was onehundred and sixty three. Then there was
one that said four ninety nine orfive, but shipping was like sixty five
sixty six dollars. It was fourninety nine four dollars shipping. That ain't
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gonna happen, and then it'd beone. It'd be a flunko. Yeah,
something wouldn't be right on that big. There are some that go I've
seen them thirty k yeah, yeah, thirty aren't thirty K no, no,
okay. I was about to takeback, hey man about the TA
(30:40):
Yeah, oh man. I wasreally about to like, man, can
you sign these? Can we?I was gonna pull up the because this
is a new one, so it'sprobably only like maybe twenty bucks or so.
But there's an app, so yougo on the actual app. Let
me see the funk go oh scanit. Can you make sure we get
these back? To get it back? All right? Go and you scan
(31:03):
the barcode up there it is itis. It says, yeah, listens
fluffy Funko un that's eBay though whenyou go, I feel like these selling
for yeah, this is this isa funkal like the actual Funko site.
So based on that, it saysthe street value trending value forty two bucks,
right, so that one right there, this one right here, forty
two on the streets, damn.But on my website it's nineteen out of
(31:26):
nine. But don't tell me yourwebsite. Get it at radio big boy
dot com. We got Funko popsfor you right now at radio big boy
dot com. So do you havethose on your on your site right now?
Yes? And so when those sellout, you was just moved to
the next one, the next,to the next. Vake Jesus Christ,
because yeah, she was trying tofind one. What were you looking for?
(31:48):
Just in general? I put fluffyGabriela Glaciers. When you go to
the Funko Pop store in Hollywood,they didn't have it. They were sold
out. When I went to likethe all the other mini stores sold out
everywhere. Must be nice cool.I'm sitting on so much merch from these
hoodies for two years now. Yeah. Yeah, I probably may just put
your name on it. You knowwhat I'm saying. I can't even get
a hose to word he's my buddy. Yeah, yeah, I wanna put
(32:10):
a little Funko on there. Anddo they have any fat os or anything
like that? Probably get on that. Yeah, but they're a little bigger,
you know what I'm saying, gota little black marks under their eyes
and and nothing nice. You knowwhat's funny with the funkos is that,
uh they actually have different sized figures. So like they have a this size,
they have a ten inch, theyhave a like massive ones. Do
you have those? Uh? No, because it's it's too big. It's
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too big, right, So ifI'm gonna take stuff out on the road,
it doesn't make it takes up toomuch of the truck. You still
got all your VW buses? Ido and I got thirty Oh my gosh,
bro hey man, he keeps tellingus we got to come by.
The One time we came by,it was for the party because I knew
it was gonna be food there,but yeah, and I took all the
cars. Yeah, there's no carsthere that day. Thirty Bro, how
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do you know which one you're gonnadrive? Or do you drive him?
Still? Its kind of must benice and yours are all beautiful and immaculate.
They're very nice. Is there anyonethat you're working on? Now?
They're all done? Now, there'salways one coming down the pike. Actually,
the next one that's coming is aCarming Gia. I've never had a
carme gear. I was like,Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna have one
(33:16):
one done, damn. So yeah, did you have a VW like bus
back in the day? I had? What made you fall in love with?
My first car was a nineteen sixtyeight VW Bus and it was eight
shades of primer Man Bondo and yours. It was mine. It was mine,
and I remember like, oh,if I had the money, I
would do this and this and this, and you know, years later I
(33:38):
actually got a bus that looked justlike it, beat up and fixed it
up. What year are your uh? Your bus from nineteen fifty two to
nineteen seventy four and seventy four,say eeventy five. You gotta worry about
emissions and stuff, Jesus, Butthe value goes up and up as years
pass, right, Like these arecollectibles, yes, nineteen sixty seven?
(34:01):
Uh? And before is Yeah?How many sixty seven? And belows do?
Yeah, that's the bulk of them. That's Jesus, probably twenty that's
twenty eight. Yeah, brother,so that happens. I have two that
are over. One is a sixtyeight and the other one's seventy four.
Man, I have a Nissan orModa, but it's under like a dealership.
So if I ever started doing commercials, it's not it's not really mine,
(34:23):
you know what I'm saying. Myname is on the registration. Yeah,
definitely not thirty cars, you knowwhat I'm saying. Yeah, definitely
not thirty of them. What doyou drive daily? Uh? Actually you
don't jump into a VW daily?No, No, those drive daily.
Those Those those cars are more likethey're you know, their art pieces.
So I'll drive them around the city. I'm not trying to drive to Pasadena
(34:47):
in them or nothing like that.I can, but they're very nice and
I'm not trying to mess. Haveyou ever gifted one to a morning show
host named big Boy. I've neverdone it, man, brother. You
know, I went on a dateone time where a guy picked me up
in a v W bus and himand like, and I thought it was
the cutest things. We get inthe bus, right and I'm like,
(35:07):
wow, this is so cute.He like, you know what, And
then he turns it on and thenwe're going down the street and we're both
like, hey, so, howare you. I can't hear anything because
it was so loud. Yes itis. It is so freaking loud,
and so that and you probably smellgas. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't
like super romantic, but it wassuper cute. The pictures look good,
(35:28):
yeah, yeah, pictures look good. Yeah. So you say you got
into the band and you say youwere screaming? She was she was yelling,
yelling, had to raise your voice. Yeah, that is. It
was you two in the band.It was just us too. There's no
like signage in the outside that saidbang bang bus wasn't the big bus.
(35:54):
It's waiting for the bang by christMan. Dude, man, yeamn man.
This escalated quickly. So yeah,I showed up in a jeep today
to answer the question. Man,thank you bro. You know you know
hr is on on the fourth floor. Jesus all this guy over here.
(36:15):
Hey man, you know when wego down we bring other people with it.
I saw that. I saw thatman on fire. That way we
can all be together. Like,man, we ain't that some boot what
they did to us? Yeah?Man, yeah, like I say,
man, man coming off the bushes. They got us, They got they
(36:37):
got it man right there over there. Come on on, man, yeah,
man, we busted. We aretotally busted. The Santa Clauses.
Talk to me about that. Man. Oh yeah, that's right. Oh
damn. I was here for areason. Yeah. Uh. Santa Claus
(36:58):
the season two to show what's Mallen. It's based on the movie franchise The
Santa Claus and it's one of thosethey they kind of followed that format of
Cobra Kai and Karate Kids, solike they had the Karate Kid movies and
then they came out with Cobra Kaithe show, and nobody thought it was
gonna work, and it was abig hit, and so Disney made a
phone call got Tim Allen to bringback the Santa Claus character and season one
(37:22):
killed it. It was a numberone show and they did a season two
and that's when they you know,they add they added my character to the
character. I play a character namedChris Kringle. How did that happen?
I know, right, it's likemy last name Chris. Yeah, Chris
is Chris Kringle moreno. Yeah,yeah, because if you didn't throw in
the moreno, you wouldn't know,right. I knew something was different.
(37:50):
I couldn't pay Yeah, I knewsomething. They put the moreno in there
to clarify. Hey, man,do you get recognized everywhere you go?
Not everywhere, but I mean ifI go out, there's there's a good
chance. What I think is reallycool is I get people telling me now
I heard your voice, I recognizeyour man, And I'm like, okay,
I didn't. I didn't know that. You know. Like for example,
(38:12):
when I when I go out withMartine, people will recognize Martine first
and then by his look. Yes, right, well Martine has a very
very like you know, the hair, he looks like a rock star.
Yeah, tattoos everywhere, beard andso he looks like he plays for Slayer
or you know how them barber's comeup on Instagram be like, hey,
can I shave your hair again,get away from me. I'm a millionaire.
(38:39):
But you do get recognized by yourvoice, because even today you sound
very fluffy, like you sound GabrielI. Glacy is like like very fluffy
today. So if you heard myvoice around the corner, you would know
it was me. Like if youliterally called up and you were like,
hey, what time do you guysclose, I'd be like fluffy. And
I know, you know, youknow where that happens. That happens at
(39:00):
drive throughs. I'll pull up tothe drive through and I'll start talking and
they're like, just pull up,we got your order, and I'm like,
come on, y'all, you gotme Hey man, do you know
how to use your privilege? Youknow, I don't think I do because
then I always get that, youknow, in Spanish is called that Like
(39:22):
I'm like, I don't want tolike take advantage of things. You know.
It's like I think it's cool whenpeople want to give me like oh,
hook it up, and I'm like, thank you, I appreciate it,
you know, let me just youknow, but then sometimes people flip
it, like I'll accept the freecoffee like oh, you know it just
it's on the house. Oh,thank you, thank you. Hey,
can you come inside real quick?So everybody wants to take videos. Yeah,
(39:43):
and I'm like, all right,just paid for the coffee and you
know you got to do all right, let's do it man. So if
you were to take something that's kindof like, is that borderline taxi?
Oh? I think it also dependson what it is. Like there's the
that thing where you somebody wanted togive you a sofa from Uh, I've
accept the sofa Okay, yeah,I was about to say, we just
(40:05):
got a sofa for off. Yeah, but it's crazy man, because Durham
and I accepted a car. Iaccepted a car, Alexis gave me a
car. Dude, I'm in thewrong circle then, because I was just
about to say about the burger this. Uh yeah, I threw you off.
Sorry, Yeah, yeah, Idefinitely got a tackle hook up.
I did a post a few yearsago, uh, talking about Lexus and
(40:27):
this new car that was coming out, and I posted it and it it
got you know, traction, andLexis saw the post and next thing I
know, freaking It's so funny,Doug, this is the post Fluffy,
Oh will you found it? Isthat? It for real and that's before
they gave you the car twenty eighteen. Damn I heard that. Man,
(40:49):
can you do that with some realby station? We got a list,
put that energy out there out there. I will tell you somebody who always
takes really good care of me.And I know you know who this person
is. Oh yeah, the ownerof Mexic Hanas. Yes Martin, Yes,
(41:09):
a different Martine. Yeah. Hehas not allowed me to pay for
one meal. And it's like afight with him every single time. I'm
like, dude, just let mepay. No, I just got to
the point your money. Yeah,I don't, I don't. Don't fight
him. And that was when Ifirst met him. Like I'll go to
the bathroom. I'll go to thebathroom and I'll sneak like cash to the
cooks. Oh yeah yeah, yeah, he won't take it. So here
(41:30):
and the guys like and then Joseand I They was like, oh you
know, g was here yesterday.I was like, man, did you
take care of the cooks. Iwas like yeah, and I was like,
oh yeah he said that we werein that said that he took care
of he made a call. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was just
here okay. Yeah, And thewhole thing. Yeah, we go down
(41:52):
there and we just say, hey, man, you know we got a
meeting with Fluffy and he told usto pick up something nice. Yeah.
Man, you know how to useyour name. You know what I'm saying
because I'm telling you man, peopledo great things for you. We figured
it out. We figured it out, man, Like, yeah, there's
a spot. You go to thisspot. I don't want to say where
it's at, but it's until Pangamall. You go over there. They'd
(42:14):
be like, man, we sendyou stuff all the time. Fluffy,
No, he never got it.Nice. Man, that's what we get.
So many different things in your name. Bro, you have no idea,
man, no idea. Speak Spanish. Did you make it to any
of the Taylor Swift concerts? Idid, really. I went to the
(42:36):
uh yeah, I want to sayit was the two the to like what
was the show three of like six? Did you get the bracelets? So
my nieces, Yeah, I tookmy nieces and my son and and they
all went to like Marshal Marshals,what's the arts and craft store? Michael
Michaels, thank you, And theybought all the beads and they made they
made all these just bracelets and uhyeah, it was like we showed up
(43:00):
with two giant zip blogs and wewere just like passing them out. So
you did that to make sure thatthey were straight. As far as like
going to the concert, are youa swifty, I'm not a swifty.
I'm not going to fake I likeit songs. Yeah, unc daddy.
I knew how what a big dealit was. I could tell like that
(43:21):
that's basically that's their Michael Jackson concertback in the day. That's the only
thing I can compare it to.It was an awesome experience, but yeah,
I lost some feeling in my handsbecause I was wearing somebody bracelets,
you know, and don't eat somesalt and to get tighter to cheetos forget
it. Yeah, light hat likeJesus Christ, did you enjoy yourself there?
(43:46):
I did? You know what?She puts on an amazing show.
And I want to say that nightshe went on, there was an opening
band and then she got on stage. I ate something and went to almost
midnight. Amen with you being thedestination for entertainment? Who entertains you?
Who entertains me? Ww entertains me? So any chance I get to go
(44:07):
to a live event like those concerts. I'm always going to the Key of
Forum. Yeah, Eagles, Ilove the Eagles. I was at Actually,
I want to go see Depeche Modea couple of nights ago. That's
doe. So anytime I can goout to go see a concert and they's
got like a depeche Mode day outhere too, that's dope. When you're
talking about okay things, I accept. So I do get free tickets,
(44:28):
free hookups at concerts, and Ido accept those because the seats are amazing.
Yeah. Yeah, people tell meall the time, you know this
is where the Kardashians sit, nottonight. Yeah, and then you're looking
up like, yeah, damnit isthat snoop sit right in front of them
again? Can you let your hairdamn put it on the bun today?
(44:51):
Jesus Christ. You're already like six' five now, you got this hair,
and do change with you do?Can't see nothing, hey man,
Always a pleasure to have you inthe neighborhood, bro, Thank you.
Yeah man, if you can reserveour tickets for Valentine's there, already know
what I'm doing with my wife.You are date night now, would you
(45:12):
say, oh, that's today.Yeah, No, I'm not gonna be
that tacky man because I know thatValentine's is the fourteenth, so I would
definitely hit you on the twelfth.Yeah, I would at least I would
definitely hit you on the twelfth.You know what I'm saying. But no,
thank you for coming into the neighborhood, bro, Always a pleasure to
see you. Thank you for comingin bearing gifts as well. Yeah,
every time you come here, it'salmost becoming a thing. You know what
(45:36):
I'm saying. I can't tell youhow much we made off that tap,
the gift that you gave us.Those bottles were going some places online when
you when you when we saw Thankyou for coming into the neighborhood. Man,
Man Gabitelly Glacis in the neighborhood.The Senate Clauses. That is that
(45:59):
available force right now? Dude,Yes, the Sunta Clauses is streaming right
now. He's into season two.Chris Kringle, Yes, and of course
Keia form Valentine's Day. There isman. If you got nobody love,
come love me. That there itis there, it is Man Gabityway Glaciers
in the neighborhood. Man the fluffyone himself Big Boys Neighbor eighties. You
(46:22):
find a big boy from Big BoysNeighborhood on iHeart Radio. We have the
most fun on your radio. Ifyou had a book, yeah, what
would be like? The type formy ex for your head? Learn how
to get over those abandonment issues.But don't choose that exit you're gonna go
back with Who's gonna dump you ina few months? There? It is
all right, load the title ofyour book be short, guys, do
(46:45):
it better? Right? Okay?Right? Stop looking up a coming honey.
I don't think we can ask youbut because you haven't had an AX
question. But I do have funfor this guy that I once went out
on a date with, or wentout. Hey, why don't you buy
it time so you're not late soyou can know what time of be there
is? That's a pet peep.Hold on, I got it you guys.
She said, why don't you buya time? Yeah? Already something
(47:08):
told me to go to her.Why don't you buy a time? Why
don't you buy a time? Whyaren't you buy a time so you're not
late? Thank you for listening.It is U find a big boy Big
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