Parker and Paige are brother and sister. Parker won a pretty awesome trip and wants his sister to go with him! The problem? She's supposed to be going on spring break with her friends! So, he's enlisted OUR help so he can SHOOT HIS SHOT to get her to cancel on her friends and head up to beautiful, sunny Alaska!

I had no idea what the word meant, but it sounded funny. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay and his son, Dutch, get into some mischief! WAR OF THE ROSES! Listener, Grace, has a crazy story about her husband! STACKS AND HACKS and so much more!!

Joey and Mario are dating. Recently, Joey has been a little suspicious of Mario's social media. SPECIFICALLY, the type of emojis he's leaving on other dude's posts. Is he cheating??? We're going to find out!

WHY CAN'T THINGS JUST BE WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: We've got a new batch of JJR DRUNK DIALS! Did Johnjay find a "special" massage parlor?? WHAT'CHA WANNA KNOW WEDNESDAY! Suzette's hosting POP 10! Kidney questions and soMUCHmore!!

(Editor's Note: Sorry to those of you listening just for the Beastie Boys clip. It's a whole thing.) Quinn had not one, but TWO interviews for a bartending job. She said they both went really, really well. It was implied, in her eyes, that she was getting the job. Then...she didn't. Now, she wants to know why!

Taylor, please do not be mad at me. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay's son is going to college! 2nd DATE UPDATE! Brand new JJR Drunk Dials! Is Johnjay's nosespray a REAL problem? Suzette's got horoscopes about February reflections! PLUS, so much more!!

Anthony and Leti met on Hinge and went on a really great date! That said, Leti feels a little guilty because the restaurant she chose was more expensive than she originally thought. Now, he's not getting back to her and she can't help but think that's the reason!

I know, I know. I'm kind of a big deal. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Thor has quite the DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! Suzette got ROBBED! It was a busy weekend for the Johnjay & Rich DRUNK DIAL line! We play ADD TRIVIA and so.MUCH.more!!

Feel free to share that knee-slapper with your friends all weekend. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is realizing where things are! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! Wanda calls in with a DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! We play Joey's STREAMING WARS! PLUS, so much more!!

Eric went out with Suzanna twice. To put it lightly, he screwed up BOTH DATES. He wants a third, but doesn't think he'll get it without our help!

Apparently there are reviews, but I genuinely don't know what to do?!? TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay discovers that yoga is hard! WAR OF THE ROSES! Listener, Stephanie, ran out of gas on the highway. Why? It's WILD. BEAT SHAZAM! Celebrity encounters and so much more!

Ashton and Mason have been dating for around six months. Recently, Ashton found something in Mason's car that she thinks is a little suspect. A mask! Not just any mask, but a mask with LIP STICK on the inside of it! SCANDAL.

Additionally, when I'm not getting pulled over, I'm also listening to The Goofy Movie soundtrack. TODAY ON THE SHOW: Suzette has your horoscope sign's theme song! Dr. Doom has a DIRTY LITTLE SECRET! More Johnjay & Rich drunk dials! HUMPDAY DUMPDAY! PLUS, REAL OR FAKE and so.much.more!!

Esteban and Kimberly had been dating for a while. Five-ish months. They had a really nice Valentine's date. He got her a gift, they had sushi, he thought it was great! Apparently, he was wrong because she broke up with him! What the actual F, Kimbers?!?

Hope you're free! Seriously, shooting your shot to hang out with Johnjay is like asking a cow if he'd like a hamburger.
TODAY ON THE SHOW:
Johnjay and Suzette are DEEP into the Tekashi 6ix9nine documentary! 2nd DATE UPDATE! More JJR DRUNK DIALS! Suzette's app that changed her life! PLUS, we're playing REVERSE THE VERSE and so much more!!

Serenity and Xavier met on Tinder and went out. Turns out, they'd actually met before. ANYWAY, they went out and things were awesome! They even had some post-date adventures. Sexually.

Now... he's not calling her back and she wants to know why!

Like, as his job. "Jordan, what do your parents do?"
"My Mommy is a teacher and my Daddy drinks beer and smokes cigarettes."
I was petrified with embarrassment.
TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay apparently spent ALL weekend watching TV! BREAKING BAD NEWS! Drunk Dial voicemails! Suzette has another edition of THE MEME GAME! PLUS, so much more!!

Michael emailed Suzette some bad news he needs to deliver to his friend, Andre. Suzette thinks it needs to be done now. SO, here we go! Let's see what happens!

Just so you know, that refers to nothing within the show today. I hope that's okay. TODAY ON THE SHOW: We want to know what ruined YOUR vacation! SHOOT YOUR SHOT! I'm pretty sure Johnjay watched all the TV last night. We play a new game called celebrity 3WAY! PLUS, so much more!!