A HAIRY day is a successful one?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake up, John Jay, Rich what's cracker like?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the Big Boss does snoopy Deagle.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Double gigsel dang boom?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rin ten team. We're not talking
about last year. It's the one and only does last
the lastly big smooth Eagle double jiggle in your face
to me and in the place to be And you're
listening to John Jay and Rich Wakes.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
We're new to our show. Let me just go over
some of the players the cast of the show. Kyle
on Fuguh, Peyton.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Whitmore, Rich barraw me. John j Van asked.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
You got Noah Lashley in the back like a little
audio producer. Then you've got Jenna who's new, and Grant
who's our video guy. Then you got Nick who is
our executive producer, if you will, right, yeah, yeah, And
then every once while all of us kind of like
pick each other's brains to see what's going on each
other's lives.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
And something happened to Nick where I was like, you
need to tell that story on the radio, so please Nick.
Welcome guys.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
I wouldn't consider myself like a hairy person. And right
like I've got I've got like hair in my head
and and normal you know, normal.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Normal hair on your arm yeah, beer beard. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
But I hate all the hair that is not on
my head, Like it's such a pain, Like I wish
that I could just get like my entire body lasered.
I cannot stand it, and specifically like my armpits. It
took one photo of me like raising my arms at
blink a last week and you can see the armpit

(01:32):
hair just kind of peeking out for me to be like,
I'm done with this.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
And it's weird because it grosses me out, and you
think that I have control over it. I just rarely
take advantage. So after I saw that photo, I was
I was in the shower the next day and I
was like, enough is enough. I'm done with this hair.
And so I decided, for the first time ever, I'm
gonna shave my armpits.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
I love that my dad shaves his armpits and always has,
so I'm here for that.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
When it's the first time you do it, maybe don't
use like an electric razor without any attachment onto it.
Because the second I started, I nicked the inside of
my armpit. Oh and so then now I'm like, well,
I've started, but it looks like a murder scene inside

(02:24):
the shower because there's so much blood. I got to
keep going, So I keep going, and then I use
and then I used my spoiler, my wife, Caitlin. I
use my wife's razor on my armpit and it's like
a straight razor and now I have a razor burn.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
So you save your whole arm bald, bald, That.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Wasn't the intention. The intention was to just kind of
trim it up with the electric. But I got too
close to I got too close to the sun, and
it just it just took a whole check.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
You say, your arm your armpit bald, it's.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
I mean, I can't.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Just in the bald armpit.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
He got hair on his chest and it looks like
a looks like a feather, a featherless chicken.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Hair I have on my body. It's in on my nipples.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
But it's funny you have all this hair on your
chest and then you have this like perfectly smooth armpits.

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Would you would think that you should just go and
shake your chest to bring it all the way down. Sorry,
doesn't hurt when you put on your deodorant. That's what
I put on my deodorant. It is I'm dealing with
the razor bird and now it's starting to grow back
a little bit. So it's it.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
You did both armpits there. What time I wanted to
try a wax, I waxed. I thought, get my arms wax,
and so they put one on my this armor hair.
They put a little bit of wax and they did
one one part and I was like, thank you, that's enough.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
That hurts so bad.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
I can't imagine that you went through and did both
ar pit and your dad does both arpits like with
a razor.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
Racer, like like a straight razor.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Like shaves it til there's no hair.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
How come because he doesn't like the hair underneath his arms.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
Man, But I wish I felt bad for.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
You, Nick, because I just don't because the razor burn
I can relate.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
I just don't feel bad for you. I think that's
just a cost of being a woman.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
The hair and my armpit was like, as long as
your braids are.

Speaker 9 (04:24):
You should just go for it. Do the laser hair removal.
The dad should too, Payton I did that like years ago.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
And it's amazing.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Your arp hair never go back.

Speaker 10 (04:32):
I get like every one.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
Well, you know what's actually funny is because I really
don't have to shave myripits anymore. But every once in
a while I'll give it a little look ski and
there's like just a couple of stragglers that like make it.

Speaker 10 (04:42):
Thrill and really long? Do you just pluck on?

Speaker 8 (04:48):
Like shame?

Speaker 9 (04:49):
But literally it's like one or two you know what
I mean? It looks like Charlie Brown's head.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Why don't we get I'm sure there's an advertiser of
this radio station that does that laser hair removed?

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, I would get it done, like, get that worked out.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
You get both armpits lasered, and you have to get
one leg, just one leg laser.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
That's fine as long as they don't.

Speaker 11 (05:14):
Yeah, just.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
So the hair in my head is fine.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
We'll find get We'll get it done for you. I promise.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
I crossed my fingers.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Maybe hit commercial on the radio. Nick, Hello, I'm hairless, Nicks.

Speaker 12 (05:27):
I know somebody with a spot that has a laser.
Would you write to the laser Wait a minute, Yeah,
they'll do it for you.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
All right, Nick, thanks for sharing that. Grant walked in
here this morning. I did, and he said do you
cause hear what's going on? Do you know about the rich?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Are?

Speaker 13 (05:55):
Like?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
What right?

Speaker 11 (05:57):
The Zen shortage?

Speaker 12 (05:59):
Yeah, yeah, there's apparently in the valley here there's a
Zin shortage. The little nicotine pouches which I consume copiously.
Uh there apparently went in the gas station today the
grab grab a pair of cans and they said, uh,
there's there's a shortage.

Speaker 11 (06:14):
And I was like, well, how does that happen?

Speaker 12 (06:16):
And the lady, the kind lady at circle k told
me she said, apparently the warehouse burnt down here in
the valley. The supplier of Zin in the valley burnt down.
And she also then proceeded to tell me that she
had talked to other circle K employees and they said, uh,
you know, Zen's actually rolling out a new product, so
it may be a conspiracy that the you know, the

(06:37):
the warehouse was lit up that yeah. So I'm like, dude,
bring back the old stuff.

Speaker 14 (06:40):
Man.

Speaker 12 (06:40):
So I didn't know you used nicotine patches till this
very moment.

Speaker 11 (06:44):
Yeah, you've never.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Seen Grant with a big old Zin in his mouth.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I see that. I thought.

Speaker 12 (06:51):
I gave one to Peyton one time and she ate it.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
I was like, where did the zin go. I was like,
oh yeah, not about that.

Speaker 12 (07:01):
I think, you know, God, this actually brings me into something.
As I mentored Peyton with the zen, I mean, I've
been on the show, what ten.

Speaker 11 (07:10):
Years now at least.

Speaker 12 (07:11):
Yeah, and uh, I kind of the video department, kind
of the executive you know.

Speaker 11 (07:20):
Kind of sigulated.

Speaker 12 (07:26):
I mean so, and you know, I've been here ten years,
and you know, we just got Jenna. She's new to
the video department, our John Jay Ridge video department.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
To which you are, which I am the senior.

Speaker 12 (07:35):
CEO of the department, and I I've been trying to
give advice and be helpful. But I'm also I'm obsessed
with Cobra Kai, you guys obsessed with The new season
comes out November eleventh, So I'm just I'm just getting ready.

Speaker 11 (07:52):
I'm months out.

Speaker 12 (07:53):
Mons dropped the season first half first half, and I
don't know, I've just been like rewatching Cobra Kai and
I I feel I am Johnny Lawrence. I'm like, I'm
kind of the bad boy here on the radio show.
A lot of people have been talking about how I'm
a bad boy in the radio show. So it's you know,
we record everything all The rooms in this building are
recorded at all times and someone's constantly going through it.

(08:15):
And somebody sent me this clip of me mentoring Jenna today.

Speaker 11 (08:20):
Hey Jenna, what's up?

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Nothing much? The coffee machine's broken.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
That's okay, Jenna.

Speaker 12 (08:25):
You know sometimes in life coffee machines break, but we
don't let that break us. You know why, Jenna, because
we're champions.

Speaker 11 (08:35):
And you know what champions do.

Speaker 12 (08:37):
They go out and they win the All Valley Karate Championship.
Are you ready to win the All Valley Karate Championship?

Speaker 11 (08:44):
Don't answer that. I already know because you're a champion.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Because you know what we do here at the John
Jay and Rich Show.

Speaker 11 (08:50):
We win, We win championships.

Speaker 12 (08:53):
Specifically, we win the All Valley Karate Championship.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Oh okay, Well what am I supposed to do about
the coffee?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
That was just.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Wow that moment.

Speaker 12 (09:08):
You know, as a senior VP executive producer of the
John Jay and Resisting Department, I feel like, yeah, we
do need a mentor. And Cobra Kai comes out November
eleventh only on Netflix.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
So now we are going into the Valley Championship Karate.

Speaker 12 (09:21):
Champions Actually, we're all I registered all all of us
for the All Valley Under eighteen Karate Champion.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Now you need to wear your geek. She's gonna we're
gonna get matching. Gee, dude, it's gonna be sick.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Well, thank you grant that. Yeah, today is National Slap
a Coworker Day. It's also National Croc Day, and it's also.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Peyton what is it National iPod Day?

Speaker 7 (09:46):
So the vibe, I'm gonna tell you which song matches
your vibe that you were probably playing on your iPod
back in the day.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Nikki, good morning? What's your sign?

Speaker 15 (09:57):
Good morning?

Speaker 16 (09:57):
I'm gonna query.

Speaker 7 (09:58):
Okay, Clarius, you have always been ahead of the curb,
but your iPod was filled with iconic anthems that have
definitely defined an era.

Speaker 8 (10:06):
Mister Brightside by the Killers is.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Your go to?

Speaker 16 (10:10):
I love that song?

Speaker 11 (10:14):
You know, that's the first song I ever heard on
an iPod.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
Really look at this.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
I feel like this is like a song that plays
at every wedding. So it's pretty on brand because everybody.

Speaker 8 (10:24):
Loves my Aquarius is just like everyone loves his song.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Go, Nikki, good way to start today.

Speaker 17 (10:31):
That is a great way.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
You're so positive. Thanks, Thanks, have a good day, Bree,
good morning, what's your sign?

Speaker 17 (10:40):
I am a Libra.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
Okay, A Libra's iPod was always stacked with the classic
songs that made you feel romantic even when you are
like super single, So you're still here for those feel good,
soul soothing hits and the perfect balance for you, guys
is Crazy in Love by Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Kyle.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
Did you have Crazy and Love on your iPod?

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Worse?

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Of course I love this.

Speaker 18 (11:08):
I'm going through a divorce right now and this is perfect.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yes, so perfect.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
Crazy and love.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Just like Peyton said, even when we're single, we're going
through we want.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
To hear the love stuff. Good luck, Breeze, thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Thanks Steve.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
What's your sign? Good board you guys, I have a
cancer cancers.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
You love a good nostalgic moment, and you are the
kid with the iPod blasting sad.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Girl anthems, and today is no different.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
So crank up those emotional bops and relive your teenage
feelings because Avril Levine face never ends complicated.

Speaker 11 (11:43):
So it's a great playlist right now.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
That's funny, such a hit. Cancers are so complicated, they are.

Speaker 8 (11:54):
That is very complicated, but that's funny.

Speaker 13 (11:57):
I thank you. Guys very much.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
You get a good day, Dara or Dara.

Speaker 16 (12:03):
Hi, Dara, good morning.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
I'm a virgo, okay, Virgo.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
You are always in your feelings, but in a productive,
let's get organized kind of way. Your iPod was curated
with zero skips and everything has its place. But the
song on repeat for you was Boulevard Broken Dreams by.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Green Day, but it is a good song.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
I have a great day.

Speaker 11 (12:37):
Thanks fired up for something.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
I don't know what. I got an iPod after Rich
and I you know, I'm a virgo and that song
was on my iPod. You know why?

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Because I didn't want to deal with it. I just
gave mypod to Rich and he downloaded all his music
on iPod.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Hi Gemini, Gemini, You guys are chaos and your iPod
is going to be as of every genre ever, but
somehow it works. You're the type of shuffle between bubblegum
pop and punk rock and one sitting leading people guessing
which Gemini mood they are getting. But the song on
repeat for you is Oops, I Did It Again by
Britney Spears, Think.

Speaker 10 (13:26):
Coming Love, Oh Gosh, wait to start our more gosh?

Speaker 8 (13:37):
You just keep playing the rest?

Speaker 19 (13:40):
What funny is that on my Amazon music on my soundtracks,
it is a little bit of a mix.

Speaker 20 (13:45):
That song always comes on every day as it should
a good reason day.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Thanks for listening. I have a great day.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
If you missed your horoscope today, they are all up
at John Jenrich dot com. It's John Jay and Rich.
So the number wheneow on Netflix is the worst ex ever?
Francis is on the line. We'll go by Francis. She's
keeping her name, you know on the QT. Good morning, Francis.

(14:15):
You have a worst ex ever story?

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Right? I do?

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Indeed?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 17 (14:21):
I was married to a man once and I got
out of the marriage without too much damage, and then
a couple of years later I realized he was having
more issues. And one day he called me and asked
me to meet him for coffee and I said no,
thank you, And I asked him not to be angry

(14:44):
about it, because I knew when he told me that
Hitler was his favor, he had kind of lost it,
and so he asked me. He texted me later and
asked if I still believed in prayer and asked me
to play for him, and I said of course, and
then he ended up taking the life of the woman
he was living with, her daughter, her daughter's baby, and

(15:07):
then her daughter fiance, and then himself. Oh my god,
thank god every day that that would have been me,
you know.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
Yeah, Wow, that's insane.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Was this guy in the news?

Speaker 17 (15:21):
Oh yeah, the news called me for three years to
try to get me to make a comment because our
marriage was public record. But I just say no comment.
I didn't want to disparage or take anything away from
the innocent vibes that were lost. Yes, and you know
how people can misconstrue.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
Your words, so right, Oh yeah, but what a heavy
thing to just keep with you.

Speaker 17 (15:43):
Yeah, it tripped me out for quite a bit of time.
I had some healing to do from that, for sure,
because he came here because of.

Speaker 13 (15:53):
Me, you know.

Speaker 11 (15:54):
Yeah, do you think about that every day a lot.

Speaker 17 (15:57):
I met him when I was young. We we're both
on scholarships in Germany, and speaking of which I'm also
half Hispanic and half white. My dad's Swedish. So people
have often said, oh, you remind me of John Jay.
I'm like, oh my god, but yeah. I met him
in Germany when we were fifteen sixteen on an agricultural

(16:21):
scholarship program. So it was a weird experience.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Boy, this is like a whole movie.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
I feel like this could literally be the next Netflix
true crime drama.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like it's so sad.

Speaker 17 (16:34):
I thought people really asked me to write a book
or you know about it, because I obviously we were
I know his childhood and why he became the way
he became.

Speaker 11 (16:46):
So something happened.

Speaker 17 (16:49):
Oh yeah, he had a very traumatic childhood. And when
he was like eighteen, he searched out his biological father
and he got work back from his biological father that
he didn't want anything to do with him, and he
was just a one night fand and the mother didn't
protect him from you know, just one thing after another.

(17:10):
He was in the Marines, he got a big chicken
dinner and he wanted that to be his career. And
he just felt like everywhere he goes when he was abandoned.
And I think that's what triggered it. But you know,
it's it is something very odd to think about.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Well, thank you for sharing that with us, Francis. Thank
you very pleasure, blessed. Thanks for listening and.

Speaker 17 (17:34):
Listening for many years, and you're very entertaining and kind
and generous people, and I love that.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Thank you, thank you, Yeah, God blessed, thanks for listening.

Speaker 13 (17:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (17:45):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
It's John j and Rich he a wake up wife.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Took my kids shopping for some back to school stuff, right,
and two of the three kids jorts.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
No, they're back.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
The jeorts are back, right. And it's funny because I
hate sent Kyle this video I saw on Jimmy Fallons.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Tonight show about jorts. I'm in my shorts him and
Will Ferrell and Joe Jonas. I'm in my jorts.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Shorts that means George.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
So my kids love jorts. They must be making a comeback.

Speaker 8 (18:24):
They totally are.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
I've been on the hunt for jeorts and I actually
have to go to like the little boy section because
none of.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
The girls once fit me.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
My wife said she got him at a store called
Cotton One. That's where the she got the jorts. And
then Noah says, I've been saving this audio. It's two
years old, and it's Kyle laughing her ass off because
I use the word jorts.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
Listen to this.

Speaker 8 (18:56):
I love that word.

Speaker 10 (19:00):
Did you pull the Georges out?

Speaker 21 (19:09):
You're still on top of it, just like with a
fanny pack, just wait, I'm bringing back Paisley.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
That's an X.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Anyway, it's time for Staxson hacks, right, go over stacks
of information and rich have life life hacks. I follow
the founder of spanks because her husband, him and I
have DMed each other before. He's fascinating. We go back
and forth. So I started following the founder's banks. So
the founder's banks. Now she's a billionaire. She has unleashed
her new thing called Sneaks s n e e X,
which is a pair of high heeled sneakers. The product

(19:39):
is launching tomorrow for now. The price are pretty high,
around four hundred and six hundred pair. I haven't seen
they look like yet.

Speaker 11 (19:45):
But oh I saw a picture of him this morning.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
They did.

Speaker 12 (19:48):
They kind of look like really dark colored sneakers, but
there's like a stiletto heel on the back of them.

Speaker 11 (19:53):
They're high. I don't know if I'd be excited.

Speaker 8 (19:57):
I think I'd rather have some jorts.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Right. There's a news report at the Washington Post about
how adults now are creating lemonade stands to run a
side hustles. They're almost like food trucks, so they're not
really competing with like your local lemonade stand but still
so if.

Speaker 22 (20:13):
You know me, you know i'd just be doing random stuff.
And my life literally changes as the wind blows, but
it's always for the betterment of myself. So I decided
to start this lemonade business. I literally saw a girl
in here starting eliminade business and like pay for her
entire pharmacy school, and I was like, Yeah, I'm about
to start eliminade standings, pay off some debt, and just

(20:36):
kind of like get things together because I think I
want to go to law school.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
Okay, how about this trend? Demurre very mindful, very mindful.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
So I guess the woman who started the demure trend
on TikTok can't believe how big it's gotten. She's a
trans beauty influencer named Jules Lebron, who used the word
in a couple of videos earlier this month, and it
blew up.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
This is Jules. Probably do my makeup for work. I
don't look like a clown when I go to work.
I don't do too much. I'm very mindful of while
I'm at work, very demure.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
A lot of you girls go to the interview looking
like Marge Simpson and go to the job looking like
Patty and Thoma, not demure.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Be mindful of why they hired you. Here's your reality check, diva.
What's the name? You'd like me to make it out too?
So it's taken off.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Yeah, it's massive.

Speaker 7 (21:25):
Literally, you can't scroll on TikTok or Instagram and not
see very demure.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
Yeah we also did it.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
By the way, all three and four gen z ers
blame social media for having a negative impact on their
mental health, but they still use it mostly due to boredom.
They're needing a break or distraction. So that makes sense. Uh,
there's a trend right now online. Someone challenge people to
start a fight in five words or less. You cannot
mention politics. Here're the best ones. Hot Dogs are tacos.

(21:57):
You're acting like your mom. Oh wine is better with ice.
Dogs are better than cats. Anything about popular movies like
Star Wars, Game of Thrones, or like if you say
Game of Thrones are stupid, Brad Pitt was never hot,
or Will Ferrell isn't funny? That starts arguments. Man's blaining
is valid communication? Breakdancing isn't a sport. My son went

(22:21):
to go see the new alien movie Romulus and he's
seen all of them. This is Jake, my oldest and
he said it's fantastic. He really said it's the best
alien out of all of them. And it topped the
box office a forty one point five million dollars. All
SOOL sources say Mariah Carey is secretly enjoying Jennifer Lopez's downfall.
Taylor Swift's latest album is still number one, and Taylor's

(22:43):
dad handed out chicken tenders to everybody running.

Speaker 9 (22:47):
Taylor's dad needs a metal I know.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Right.

Speaker 11 (22:52):
Let's talk about first impression. Impression.

Speaker 12 (22:56):
We all want to make a good first impression because
you want people to like you right away when meeting
somebody for the first time. And there is a trick
that science has figured out. Of course you've heard ask questions,
make eye contact, but the biggest key is to keep
on moving your face, keep your face moving, smile, raise
your eyebrows, widen your eyes. Because it sounds strange, but

(23:17):
studies have shown that visually expressive people are more liked,
especially when you first meet them.

Speaker 11 (23:24):
Peyton, You've got the best faces I've ever seen.

Speaker 12 (23:26):
First off, because at first of all, Kyle and I
can't move our face it's a smile and you make
good eye contact. I think this room is actually really
good at making first impressions.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
You said keep moving your face.

Speaker 9 (23:45):
I was like, don't look like you've been on a
mess trip.

Speaker 11 (23:52):
Don't do nothing.

Speaker 8 (23:54):
I'll be like, what's wrong with her?

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Rich said, it would make.

Speaker 12 (23:59):
Keep your head sort of still, but move your face. Yeah,
I don't twitch around. Look like I just said, shock treatment.
None of that make facially stretches.

Speaker 13 (24:12):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (24:12):
And for a list of those things that are non twitching,
go to John Jay and Rich dot com.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Good Morning, Aaron in Scottsdale eron What's Up?

Speaker 18 (24:20):
I was calling because Kyle said that what her husband
said that was driving her nuts. And my husband always says, oh,
you have to realize, and it's something simple, something so simple,
and be like, well you have to realize, Like do
I do?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I have to realize.

Speaker 16 (24:43):
Nuts.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
I've already got one of those. With the relationships.

Speaker 12 (24:49):
My wife will ask me a direct question like do
you want to go to dinner on Friday night? I'm like, yes,
that'll be great, and she'll be are you sure? I
get the are you sure? After every thing, and.

Speaker 11 (25:00):
Sometimes you just gotta say yes.

Speaker 12 (25:02):
This is why I asked the answer the question because
I was sure.

Speaker 11 (25:06):
Are you sure? After everything? You have to realize here
that I get.

Speaker 18 (25:13):
Do you have to realize, oh my gosh, have.

Speaker 11 (25:18):
A great day.

Speaker 23 (25:20):
At one.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
I have to be like you.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yeah, so Aaron's got you have to realize rich You've got?

Speaker 7 (25:28):
What do you?

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Are you sure? And Kyle yours is what's the deal?

Speaker 21 (25:32):
What you deal?

Speaker 5 (25:33):
What's your deal? All right?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven. Is there
something someone in your life says that annoys you, normy?
What do you got that's annoying?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (25:46):
Hi, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 24 (25:49):
I'm always listening to you guys. Just you guys are awesome.

Speaker 19 (25:52):
You make my day than.

Speaker 24 (25:55):
Yeah, and sometimes I'm blue and then but then when
I turned to radio on and then it preaks me up.
So you know, you are a very important part of
my life. But anyway, I have a Pence, I have
a Pansa And what he says that drives me nuts
is I'll be explaining to him because he doesn't know

(26:16):
about social media or ordering from Amazon. I had to
do it. So I'm explaining to him, here is what
you get from ice O Pure. The fourty seven ounces
is not a good deal. The ninety nine ounces is
a better deal, So let's get the ninety nine ounces.
And he keeps saying, I have no idea. That's why
I'm trying to tell you. And I'll keep going on

(26:37):
and trying to explain to you, and he just keeps saying,
I have no idea.

Speaker 21 (26:41):
Okay, thank you, drive safe, thank you for listening, thank you.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
It was so nice. That was so nice. That perk
her up or like a little radio viagra.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Don't think she meant it.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
She goes, I wake up kind of blue. I turned
you guys on. I perk up, Oh jeez, perk up
like a little Seaalice in the morning.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
Where is like.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Xena, good morning, Hi, good morning?

Speaker 16 (27:15):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (27:15):
No, how are you?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'm doing wonderful driving to work.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
So what is something that your sidibia other says, it's annoying?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Oh my gosh. He drives me crazy. After everything he says,
he says, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 24 (27:30):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
It drives me insane. And I get him back sometimes
because we we would be taking a walk or you know,
walking the dogs out, and I, you know, I could
say anything like oh how's the weather, you know, the
weather is wonderful. It's so beautiful outside, you know what
I mean. He just goes along with it because to
him it's normal. It's crazy.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
He's like, yeah, actually, I.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
Do know what you mean.

Speaker 8 (27:55):
It is gorgeous out here.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Thanks Xena, Drive safe, thanks for listening. Thank you, Melissa.
What do you got?

Speaker 25 (28:02):
So it's not with my spouse, it's with my mom,
And it's more in the context when she would say it,
like when I was younger, like when I would finally
apologize for being a jerk, she'd be like, it is
what it is, and then and it's just it's so
cringey and it's so passive aggressive. But now, like anytime
she says it, it's like I'm right back to when

(28:23):
she would say, what enough statement?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
It is what it is.

Speaker 11 (28:27):
It's the most nothing statement.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah, you funny. You remind me of something my mom
used to say all the time. If you're on the
phone with her and she didn't she was just done
talking to you. She would say, you know what, I
don't even know, and then that's it.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
I can't go anywhere after that.

Speaker 19 (28:43):
You don't want to talk anymore.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
I don't even know, all right, Thanks Melissa, have a
great day, you too, Nathan.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah, my wife always says, fool, what are you talking about? Fool?

Speaker 17 (29:01):
Everything is soool?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Thanks brother, thanks for listening. Thank you, Christy, you got something?
Your husband says it's annoying.

Speaker 26 (29:09):
Yes, all the time.

Speaker 20 (29:11):
Yeah, he never knows anyone's name, so whenever we're having
a conversation, he'll be like, you know, what's her name
or who's the face?

Speaker 17 (29:19):
I don't you know, and expects me to figure it out.
And I have no idea what group of people he's
even talking about.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
So I feel you. My wife does that.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
My wife does that, but instead she'll say I was
with Sarah yesterday, Sarah's whatever, and she's got nine friends
their named Sarah. She hadn't say which Sarah or Jennifer's
or whatever. That Jess Rachel's. There's so many Rachels in
our world, that's crazy. Thanks Christy.

Speaker 24 (29:42):
Yep, have a good one.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Hey, Mindy, what's something annoying that you're Sidivia there? Or
someone in your life?

Speaker 20 (29:48):
Says, uh, So it's my dad.

Speaker 15 (29:52):
And I never realized it until my husband pointed it
out to me a few years ago. But my dad
is talking about doing a story or whatever, he goes
and so on and so forth. I can't unhear it.

Speaker 16 (30:09):
He says it all the time, and I never realized.
And my husband pointed it out to me, and I'm.

Speaker 15 (30:14):
Like, he's like, yeah, you've never realized. Your gab says
that like with every story he's telling, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, you're right, it's.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
A good story and so forth and whatnot.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
Thanks, of course.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
If you have any other ones, shoots a call eight
seven seven ninety seven four seven or DM John J.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
VanNess, It's John Jy and Rich Jasper. Thanks for holding man.
What's going on?

Speaker 26 (30:47):
Yeah, I had to call you, guys. I'm having some
pretty serious baby mama drama. Okay, So my psycho X
called the cops on me or poisoning her food. I
lived two hours away from her and I have.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
No money or money for gas to go anywhere near her.

Speaker 26 (31:14):
And it turns out she actually poisoned herself for eating
raw chicken.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
And I guess that wins a psychoic story. Like does
she mean does she means currently you poisoned her?

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Or is she saying when you guys were together you
poisoned her?

Speaker 11 (31:30):
She means like I currently poisoned her.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
Well, I mean, I feel like that'd be easy for
the cops to prove you didn't.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Has it gotten that far or just like she yelled
at you and you're like, I don't even know where
you live?

Speaker 14 (31:42):
She basically yeah, I mean it's you know, open and
shut case.

Speaker 12 (31:46):
But like, I just don't know how she thought she
could get away with accusing me of doing that. Like,
I have no idea what went through her mind.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
It's like it poisoned her.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Mind, you know what.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
I think it's in my opinion, it's like a last
ditch efforts somehow, trying to stay connected to you.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Or hoping you'll be like, what do you mean? Are
you okay?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
If let me come over see are your There's something
like that, maybe she's still or something, because if you
live two hours away.

Speaker 12 (32:13):
Anyway, Jasper's like, I don't have money to travel, I
don't have money for poison. I don't have a poison budget.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Is anyone who concerned about the kids?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Me too?

Speaker 8 (32:21):
How many kids are involved? Like what you might want
to take them from her?

Speaker 5 (32:25):
Totally? Yeah, I just have one.

Speaker 26 (32:28):
But yeah, it's not good.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
It's not good, all right, Manuell Manuel thank you Manuel Manuell.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
Yeah, good luck with that. That's tough.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Good luck, man, Thanks for calling in. Yeah, thank you, guys.
You could throw that out there. Who could beat that?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Psycho X Story eight seven seven nine three seven one
four seven it's John Jay and Rich number one show
on Netflix is Worst X Ever. It's four episodes. I
watched all four and it is jaw dropping of a show.
But we thought we had to get in her own version.
Here about your ex, your crazy X the worst ex

(33:04):
Psycho X Christina, what's your worst X story ever?

Speaker 20 (33:09):
I was at home alone and damp was out of town,
so I was new to the area. Met this guy,
dated for a couple of months, and all of a sudden,
I things went bad really quickly.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
So we broke up.

Speaker 20 (33:23):
And I'm sitting at home and just watching TV and
the power goes out and I'm like, that's weird. It's
not stormy, nothing's happening, Like what the heck? And so
stupid me, I called him and I was like, Hey,
I'm really afraid because I'm here alone and the power
is out, and he's like, oh, no worries, Like I'll
come check it out. And he was there in like

(33:46):
two minutes literally, and I'll mind you, he lived like
fifteen minutes across town. And that should have been my
first red flag, of course, because how did you get
here so quickly? And he's like, oh, it looks like
someone was mess and with the box outside that I've
fixed it, no worries. And I was like, oh my god,
I thanks so much. And of course he's like, oh,

(34:07):
I can stay here with you if that makes you
feel better, and I was like yeah, and so like
he ended up staying over or whatever turns out. The
next day, I asked the neighbors and I got to
look at the camera that they had and it was him.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
But it worked for him because you got to spend
the night right And I'm sure you guys did it?
Did you guys do it?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Guilty? Y?

Speaker 8 (34:33):
That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
That is a crazy accident. Have you watched that show yet?

Speaker 4 (34:38):
He?

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Did you watch it? Christina? Did you watch that show yet?

Speaker 17 (34:40):
No?

Speaker 20 (34:41):
But I heard it was good and I feel like
it could probably start him as well.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 11 (34:46):
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
I mean, do you make your ac Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
All he did was the power. He didn't like you
to closet and hand coffee and shake your heads off.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yes, thanks Christina to have a great day, give an ideas, Ana,
good morning, let's hear about your worst ex ever.

Speaker 19 (35:02):
Well, hi everybody, I just want to say I'm a
long term listener and I absolutely love you guys. And
I also want to say rich, I freaking love your laugh.
It is so uplistening and is so cute and it
absolutely brightens my day.

Speaker 11 (35:18):
Oh you day, Thank you Anna.

Speaker 19 (35:22):
Yeah. Yeah, you guys are amazing. So yeah, So I
dated this guy way too long, ten years too long
and a bunch of cockuff you will hit the fan.
One night that was kind of the last straw, and
I decided to change the locks. My apartment manager came

(35:43):
right over, got.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
It all done.

Speaker 19 (35:45):
It was great, and I assumed eventually one day he
would figure it out. Right a few days a week
or whatever. Didn't expect him to come to my apartment
the next morning. So I get up and I go
to work and he starts blowing up my phone over
and over and over. So I'm like, okay, I'll just answer.

(36:06):
I'm just gonna let him know locks change, dude.

Speaker 7 (36:09):
Bye.

Speaker 19 (36:10):
So I'm like, hey, what do you want And he's like,
the door's not looking, I can't get in and I'm like, well, yeah,
I mean I changed the lock. So and he's like, wow,
I never thought you'd actually go through with it. And
I'm like, well, surprise, like go away, and he's like, no, no, no,
I need to get in. It's an emergency. It's an emergency.

(36:30):
And I'm like what could possibly be going on? And
he's like, well, I really have to go to the
bathroom really bad. And I'm like, dude, go pee at
work like a normal person. And he's like no, no, no,
I'm not gonna make it. I have to go number two.
And I'm like what, Like, why would you come to
my apartment And he's like I come here every morning

(36:53):
in poop?

Speaker 14 (36:54):
What on earth?

Speaker 17 (36:55):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 19 (36:57):
And he's like, yeah, it's quiet, it's clean, my business,
it's on my way to work. Well, no, you're not
pooping at my house anymore. Go to the McDonald's down
the street, blow up their bathroom.

Speaker 12 (37:11):
Bye and wow.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
So if you would have changed the locks, he was
continue pooping there every morning, Okay.

Speaker 19 (37:20):
Yeah, unown to me, Like it was sort of towards
the end of everything, right, So, like he would drop
by sometimes I mean, his stuff was still there, so
he would come by sometimes get stuff he needed for work,
you know whatever. That whole time, I don't even know
for how long, like he was living with another woman,

(37:40):
coming to my house and pooping up my house.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
Relationships thing.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
It's so weird because you said started off talking to
saying I hit the fan and you were kidding when're
talking about cocka.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Well, thank you, Ann, thanks for listening. Anna.

Speaker 24 (37:58):
Yeah, you guys are amazing.

Speaker 17 (38:00):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Have a good one everyone, it's judging and rich.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
You know, it's time for a special Thanksgiving love up moment,
and it's the perfect kickoff for Christmas Wish, which starts
next week. So we're gonna say hi to Shannon. Hello,
Shannon way By Hi. So Shannon, tell us why you
decided to nominate Tabitha for a love up moment.

Speaker 14 (38:25):
Okay, So thanks for having me and allowing me to
nominate someone. I'm really just thankful for my neighbor and
I wanted to share a love that moment with her
because I feel like if anyone could.

Speaker 17 (38:37):
Use it, she could.

Speaker 14 (38:39):
Tabatha's helped me with so much over the last year.
She's really become like one of my best friends and
more like family. She's always helpful with my girls. She
picks them up from school, she watches them for the summer.
You know, if you look put to tear me when
I'm sick, and she'll make super fresh or get a
skater eade or you know, just make sure we're okay.

(39:02):
And through all this, I know she struggled. I just
didn't know how much she struggled.

Speaker 18 (39:07):
Until I got closer to her.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
But she's still.

Speaker 14 (39:09):
Always there to lind an ear in positive words of
encouragement or helping hand. And she's just never asked for
anything in return. And even getting to know like what
she would like for this moment wasn't an easy task.
And she never asked for anything for herself. So I
really just want her to know how love and appreciated

(39:31):
she is and how thankful I am for her.

Speaker 17 (39:33):
In my life.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Alright, So we're gonna get Tabitha on the line right now. Okay,
how long has she been your neighbor?

Speaker 14 (39:40):
And she's actually been my neighbor for over four years,
but I her until like the last two years.

Speaker 11 (39:56):
Hello, Hi, is this Tabitha?

Speaker 5 (39:59):
This is her?

Speaker 12 (40:00):
Yeah, it's John Jay and Rich. We do a radio show.
Can we put you on the air with us for
just a moment please?

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Yeah, sure, Tabitha, We hear incredible things about you. What
are you doing? What are you doing right now?

Speaker 20 (40:15):
I'm sitting with my son setting up some cards.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Okay, So check this out.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
We have a thing that we started, a movement we
started called the Love Up movement, and it's about doing
nice things for people. Okay, okay, So we asked people
to do something nice for somebody and spread kindness. And
it turns out that you like already do that. You
are already living love up. You already do nice things
for people. In fact, one of the people you do

(40:44):
nice things for Shannon. You know, Shannon, your neighbor I do.
She wrote us and told us all about you and
how nice you are.

Speaker 17 (40:52):
She's so sweet.

Speaker 19 (40:53):
I feel like she's the one that's nice to me,
Like she's the one that's helping me in my life.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Well, she she's on the phone. She is on the
phone right now. Shannon. You want to suit hi to Tabitha.

Speaker 13 (41:05):
Hey, Tom, Hey, so Tabitha, Yes, this is.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
A perfect time for us to do this. We want
to grant you a love up moment.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Okay, So, it's Thanksgiving week, and Shannon is very thankful
for you and everything you do for her, so she
wants to love up and show you exactly how grateful
she is. So Number one, we want to make sure
that you have enough food in the fridge for Thanksgiving
and maybe Christmas too, So we're going to give you
five hundred dollars to spend on groceries.

Speaker 17 (41:40):
What.

Speaker 16 (41:53):
Oh my god, I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 24 (41:58):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Well, as the weather gets colder, we're sure you need
some warmer clothes for Jackson, so we're also going to
give you five hundred dollars to spend a target for
new clothes or some household albums.

Speaker 16 (42:14):
Oh, I don't even like is this is a real saying? Like,
I don't even know what to say right now.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
It's for real.

Speaker 16 (42:25):
I've never even.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Heard anything like this happened to me in my life ever.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Like Tabla, it sounds like you could use a day
for yourself for some rest and relaxation, So we're giving
you a We're giving you a spa day at Joya
spa at the Omni Mode Lucia, which is the best
spa in the country. Probably we're gonna hook you up

(42:54):
with a massage, a facial along with a salon, haircut
and style, because Shannon says that your hair needs a
lot of work. So thank you the joyous spot at
that Mona Lucia for the generous donation. And now, Shannon,
she said you could really use some pots and pans,

(43:14):
right all right, so we got you a new set
of pots and pans, and we got your new vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
No, we know Thanksgiving, I mean it's here, it's Thanksgiving week,
but let's face it, Christmas is right around the corner,
and Christmas Wish is a program that starts on our
show next week.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
So we want to get little Jack some things. Oh
so we heard these are the Transformers right.

Speaker 16 (43:47):
He loves Transformers right now, Bumblebee is a fever.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Good We got him a Transformers Bumblebee figure set with
a bunch of Transformers.

Speaker 16 (44:02):
Can you hear him?

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (44:04):
So cute.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Jax's twenty seven, by the way.

Speaker 19 (44:11):
Times, he's got the attitude of a twenty seven year old.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
He likes paw Patrol too, right, he does. Okay, we
gotta have a bunch of paw Patrol stuff. And Jurassic Park.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
Oh my gosh, so we got to.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Have a bunch of dinosaurs, including a large dinosaur t
rex playset.

Speaker 17 (44:27):
That is so amazing.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Okay, now, what is going on with your heat and
hot water? We don't understand explain that place.

Speaker 25 (44:36):
It's just so the deposit to pay to get it
turned on was just.

Speaker 17 (44:41):
Been too much.

Speaker 16 (44:42):
And you know, I'm like, I'm stay at home mom.

Speaker 17 (44:44):
My husband works, and it's just really hard to.

Speaker 19 (44:47):
You know, make ends me on warn income, and it's
just not something that's been a priority, you know what
I mean, Like we can, we can make it work
without it.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Oh so you shower in cold water if.

Speaker 19 (44:58):
We need to, or I heat up water for a bath.

Speaker 17 (45:00):
And take a hot bath.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Okay, So how much does it cost to turn that on?

Speaker 16 (45:06):
It's it's been a few years since that because like
the one I checked, it was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 17 (45:11):
I think it was like four.

Speaker 16 (45:12):
Hundred dollars that they were wanting to for a deposit
to start it.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
All. Right, how about we paid that, we get your
gas and your heat and your water back on. We'll
pay your bill for the next six months.

Speaker 16 (45:22):
Oh my god, you guys are.

Speaker 19 (45:24):
Doing way too much.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
This is too much.

Speaker 17 (45:30):
I'm beyond grateful.

Speaker 12 (45:33):
I really don't even have words.

Speaker 17 (45:36):
I don't even have words.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Tabout the happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas. Thank you so
much and love up.

Speaker 16 (45:47):
Thank you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Shannon. Run over there, Run over there, Shannon. Nice to be.
I want to hear you guys, meet and hug on
the radio. Run Shannon run.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
It's okay.

Speaker 19 (46:04):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 14 (46:09):
I'm so thankful for you, Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 17 (46:19):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
All right, hold on you guys.

Speaker 8 (46:23):
Part of the show this morning.

Speaker 19 (46:24):
No worries, It's all there.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
On iHeartRadio.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Desire has been sending me some dms on stuff going
on in her life, and then she sends me the
audio dms, you guys know, like like it's like a
talkback but it's on Instagram. Yeah, and she has so
much personality and so many different things have happened. I
was like, can you just call in please?

Speaker 5 (46:40):
So Hi, Hi, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Oh you are thank you, thank you. So if there's
ever been an a d D d M, it's Desiree.
So let's let it unfold. Desiree start from the beginning.

Speaker 16 (46:56):
I was just going on and on and on. So
my family we uprooted to Paystin from Sandler, Arizona, and
we're in a very rural area. Like right now, I'm
watching goats pee in front of me and there's elk
on the side of the road. So we're over in
Paystin in a really small community, and so we're exploring.

(47:17):
We're trying to go to Pine and we went to
the pie bar in Strawberry. I don't know if you
guys just every oh my god, like tell me. We
gained like ten pounds just because we moved over here,
because the food is so good.

Speaker 17 (47:29):
And everyone is so nice.

Speaker 16 (47:31):
Until I posted a thing on this little Facebook group
and I just got bassed. I just got ripped apart,
and it's just so shocked. So what happened is we
booked a hotel room right a little farther out from
where our house is right now, in our airbn deep
booked a hotel room. We said, you know what, we
probably shouldn't go because the day before it stormed like crazy,

(47:53):
like I'm telling you, like lightning on top of our house,
like my butt cheeks were rumbling. Then we were like
up to the sky and then the water shut off,
We're like, what the heck is that card?

Speaker 9 (48:05):
Let's just go with it.

Speaker 16 (48:06):
We literally drove to like the three different stores in
town just to buy a bunch of water. So they're like, okay,
we got to cancel this. They're long story short, they
won't refund the money. We're like, okay, whatever, Like, maybe
we can reschedule it for another day, even if we
have to came more. They said, no, they can't do it.
It's against their policy.

Speaker 10 (48:21):
No big deal.

Speaker 16 (48:22):
So I'm talking to my husband and he's like, let's
just give this room away to somebody. Maybe someone here
in town doesn't have water and they want to go
to a hotel, right, Like, who would want to take
that up at the free hotel room?

Speaker 10 (48:32):
Right?

Speaker 16 (48:32):
They're thinking it's going to be like the world the rules.
They're gonna get you a free hotel room, write a
note of your choice. The freaks want to be So
I post this right and people are like, scam You're
a scammer. You're trying to steal everyone's credit card information.
I'm like, I'm literally not asking for one bit of
credit card information. Like all I need is an email

(48:55):
and a name, and I call the hotel. Then you
call them and then you give them your credit card
informations for incidentals only. That's all that it is.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
You don't even need to.

Speaker 17 (49:04):
Pay me for the room.

Speaker 16 (49:05):
Oh she's a scammer. I saw her the other day.
She's totally a scamming. Like, what do you mean he
saw him here?

Speaker 27 (49:12):
Where?

Speaker 16 (49:13):
Did you see me at work? There's only just three
praises to go, so maybe they did see me.

Speaker 13 (49:17):
I was.

Speaker 16 (49:18):
It was probably at the pie place. And it was
just weird because then a few days before that, a
random dog came into our property. And we're not supposed
to be dogs here, so it's against the airbnb policy
because they're like dander and stuff, you know, and I'm
super alerted to dogs. Unfortunately, it's just like randomly came
out of nowhere. And so this dog, old dog looks

(49:40):
like he's just like maybe like he he has demension
or the stick or something, and he smells like a skunk,
right right, So I let this dog come in. I'm
you know, taking care of it, feeding it, And then
all the other comments are like, she's not a scammer.
She saved that dog's nice, she shaved the dog. So
I'm like, uh, and so now I'm done for the pus, the.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
Three d oh your band.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
It's almost like your little neighborhood, your face.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Everybody in your Facebook group is looking out the window
in your neighborhood and there's just on Facebook going you
got you do whatever, Like you don't message the people
of Paysing, you do not miss.

Speaker 11 (50:13):
It's a very tight community, super tight, and everyone's so nice.

Speaker 16 (50:17):
And I commented back kindly with like everything. I'm like no, no,
like how it works, just like it's just I'm just
giving them your email and your phone number and you
can call the hotel directly, like I promise, I'm not
a scammer. And someone just reported me and I'm trying
to file an appeal because this is how we run
our businesses through all these little Facebook groups, because we
do so much little we do much little side things.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Is that your what is your business?

Speaker 19 (50:41):
Our business?

Speaker 16 (50:42):
It's called you tell us, so basically you tell us
what you need. So for instance, we do everything as
a family, so if any elderly people in the community
need domin walking, or if they need someone to go
pick up their cowpow.

Speaker 13 (50:53):
We can do that.

Speaker 16 (50:54):
We're making infused pickles, which are really awesome. We're making
a fusee vodka. We're just doing like a bunch of
different things, like connecting basically like the lias On. If
you need something and you're out here in such a
small community, we connect you to where you need to go.
And we don't even charge you a flat amount. If
you pay us whatever you want or if it's someone
that really needs something, we'll just take a donation.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
You tell us is it on Facebook? You search?

Speaker 16 (51:17):
You tell us I forgot what I'm banned right now,
wait a little.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
While, Hey, did you end up giving the hotel room?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Gram is?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Did you end up giving the hotel room to somebody?
Or no?

Speaker 16 (51:29):
No, no one. I was like, and then everyone was like,
I really want to go, but I need a babysitter.
And I'm like, I know you don't test me, but
I will totally watch your kid. I love babies, and
they're gonna think I'm like a creepy baby lady, like
I need I need to offer baby things. I'll watch
a baby.

Speaker 23 (51:44):
You tell me.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Believe there's a great taco bell there in Payson, by
the way, great taco bell we always.

Speaker 16 (51:51):
Sell that we ordered since the whole time we've been
out here, right. We haven't ordered door Dash at all
because I'm like, we're saving money. We're just like living
off the fat at the line and cooking and we're
working on opening up our uber are like our virtual
ubery restaurant. So I've been cooking a ton. But Sunday
we just we just want him, we want we want

(52:11):
him on it. And we were just like having dreams
and hanging out and let's just order taco bell.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (52:17):
Next day the instant regret.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
That talk. The bell is right next to the new dispensary.

Speaker 16 (52:24):
And we've been there. Yeah, you already know we were there.
We were there like two days ago.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
That is that where your mom lives. See Kyle's mom
lives there. She's the one on Facebook reporting you.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
You don't all your mom, it's all your.

Speaker 17 (52:48):
All of it.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
We don't need these people and pays and try to
help others, all.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Right, des Ray, We're gonna check with you every once
in a while. Thank you so much for calling in.

Speaker 16 (53:00):
Awesome.

Speaker 17 (53:00):
Thank you guys for the day.

Speaker 19 (53:02):
Have an idea for the show.

Speaker 7 (53:03):
Listen on the iHeartRadio app and hit that microphone button
to talk back to us.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
It's John Jay and Rich listen to this what's the
lead going at his boyfriend's name, Kyle Benny Blanco. Yes,
I was on Benny.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Bloco's TikTok like I usually do, and he posted this
thing and I was like, is that true? And on
hist TikTok he said if you search your name and
the word poop after it, that there is a song
so that has your name in it with poop, And
I was like, really, So the first thing I do

(53:37):
because my name is John Jay and there is never
anything with my name. When I was growing up, there
were no coffee monks, no license plate, it's nothing. So
the first thing I do I plug in Kyle's name.
Check this out.

Speaker 28 (53:50):
Cow poop, Cal poop, Cal poop, cow poop, cow cow cow.

Speaker 11 (54:09):
Pretty cool a black vibes.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
So then I plug in Peyton's name. Is that really?
Is there a Peyton poop song?

Speaker 28 (54:20):
Peyton poop, Peyton, Peyton, Peyton.

Speaker 11 (54:31):
Johnny.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Then I plug in Riches.

Speaker 28 (54:35):
Rich poop, Rich Rich, Rich poop poop poop.

Speaker 11 (54:43):
Rich poo, rich poo Chris Isaac.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
I like it, So then I just take a shot.
Is there a John Jay? There's not, right, So then
I put in well, let me find the closest I find.
I find this Johnny boom so then I go, oh,
let me see if there's and then I find.

Speaker 23 (55:08):
This John Joan Boo boo poop poop John Poop John
poo poop poop poop poop.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Sounds bummed out. There wasn't a John j one right.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
But then Noah, back in behind the scenes, made me
feel a little bit better. He edited some of the
songs and guess what.

Speaker 23 (55:30):
John Jay poopoo Jay poop.

Speaker 11 (55:38):
Awesome I am in.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
So then as Noah, I asked Noah, I said, can
you put all this stuff in the system. So we
put in the system and he goes check this thing
I found. He found this weird, weird song. I'm not
gonna tell you the name of it. I think you
can figure out maybe.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Kyle, listen, you drink your coffee.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
Nothing seemed out of the.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Norm, but inside your stomach threw a massive storm. Soon
we were all greeted with a terrible sound, then a
river of brown struck all those around.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
I have no words. I'm at a loss because you
just pooped all over your boss. Kyle poops on her boss.
That's on YouTube.

Speaker 8 (56:26):
Somewhere so unhinged this morning, like what is going on?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
So people have a little too much time.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
We're here for it though.

Speaker 8 (56:38):
All the way here, of course, his sauna just looking
up TikTok.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
I was on that thing plugging in. It's so much fun.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
If you try to come up with anybody's name that
you know, it's like, just send him a little video.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Hey, Dave, Dave poop.

Speaker 27 (56:53):
Come down, Christine, thank you so much for holding what's up, hi, guys?

Speaker 13 (57:04):
I just wanted to get some some advice about a date.

Speaker 20 (57:07):
I went on last night.

Speaker 13 (57:10):
It was their second date and the persone worked really well,
but this time he picked me up and his car
was trashed and it's a nice car, and it's not
like I really care about what kind of car he drives.
I just felt like he doesn't care about me if
he doesn't clean up before our date. And when I
brought it up to my roommate, she said the same thing,

(57:30):
that he's not really into me.

Speaker 9 (57:33):
Wait, so did he take everything out of the passenger
seat and just throw in the backseat or was everything
all over the place.

Speaker 13 (57:40):
It worthly seemed that he kind of forgot about the
date and last minute just shopped everything in the back.
Who knows what was in the trunk and didn't make
any time to you know, vack him or clean up anything.
And there was also like this very distinct slat smell,
and that's a whole other shoe.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
So you're ordering your Your question is should you see
him because you don't think he cares? Is that what
you're saying?

Speaker 13 (58:08):
Yeah, Like you'd think that someone would want to clean
up their act, clean up the car and make it
an impression when they pick up their date.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
You would think that. You know, my son Dutch is
kind of a slob. He dresses really nice, but he's
a slob. He has a car. His car is black
and he should tell it. You know, black car is
really dirty when it is right, so it looks really dirty.
And he's got water bottles and clothes and shoes his car.
My son Jake is a clean freak, Like he washes
his car almost every day. It's spotless. So Dutch went

(58:37):
out on a date the other night, like the first
one in our family that was like Mom, Dad, I'm
taking this girl out tomorrow night. And they went to
the cheesecake factory. You know, I think you get there
early just to read the menu. So he was leaving
and I was like, dude in the kitchen, and we
were sitting in the kitchen. I go, your car is
a disaster. How can you go in this first date?

(58:59):
He goes, I'm taking in Jake's car.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
That away, I mean, completely making Kristen's wain.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
I mean, Dutch took it upon himself to ask for
his clean, freek brother's car keys to be able to
impress this girl.

Speaker 8 (59:14):
Obviously he cared enough. So I mean, I'm with you, Kristin.

Speaker 7 (59:18):
I would probably as disgusting as my car is, I
would probably not want to date someone else that had
a gross car.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
Okay, but if you were single, is your car dirty
like that? When you're single?

Speaker 7 (59:28):
Oh yeah right, Okay, so boyfriend's actually disgusted by me
a matter of fact.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Okay, but look at you're in a relationship with him,
so you're giving your advice. But you are in a good, happy,
healthy relationship.

Speaker 8 (59:36):
That I am.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
But I also do hear from my boyfriend is how
come you didn't do this when we first started dating.

Speaker 8 (59:41):
I wish I knew you were this gross?

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Okay, this is where I was going with it.

Speaker 8 (59:45):
There's got to be a new dating term.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
That's like, you know, it's like hood fishing or whatever.

Speaker 9 (59:48):
But like like your car was so clear when you dated,
but you were actually as slob like literally, So I
think you're looking at this all wrong, Christ And he
is just showing you his true colors right away.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Baby.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
He likes you enough and feels comfortable enough with you
to show you his his true self.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
The stink.

Speaker 8 (01:00:12):
I get all the lime like as gross as my
car as.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
It does not stink same same.

Speaker 9 (01:00:17):
It's just like you, Like my husband won't even drive
in my car because he hates like there's always things everywhere,
And I'm like, you know what that's like, just who
I am, your kids, our kids.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
I don't think we have any answers for you, Christ, I.

Speaker 23 (01:00:31):
Think we do.

Speaker 9 (01:00:32):
I think we we collectively decided that it doesn't necessarily
mean he doesn't care about you or didn't care or
forgot about the date.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
That's true, or at least that's what I think.

Speaker 13 (01:00:43):
All right, Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
You're welcome, Drive safe, thanks for listening.

Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
Meet him there wherever there is, just meet him there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Kana. Hello, you are contestant for our game. Nick is
the host, Nick, what gave me playing?

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
You guys were gonna play counteract today? I like to
theme my games and when you when you so Counteract works?
Is I play a clip of an actor in a movie, right,
and I like to theme the games. I went with
people who have had fevers before. Kidding you guys, it's
space themes, space movie in space. Okay, we're gonna go

(01:01:27):
around the room. If you can guess the actor and
the movie that they're in, you get two points. If
you can add any additional movies to that actor has
been in, you get additional points of that as well.
Are we ready? Yes, Okay, We're gonna start with John Jay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less
than twelve.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Parson Harrison Ford does Han Solo.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
He's in Star Wars, Empire strikes Back, Returned to the Jedi,
he is in Patriot Games. He is in Indiana Jones,
Last Crusade, Raiders, Lost Arc, Templo, Doom.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Right there.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Yeah, good job, John Jay. It looks like eight points there.
Solid start, uh Rich, it's your turn.

Speaker 5 (01:02:12):
Things will get bad.

Speaker 11 (01:02:14):
Bring it down.

Speaker 12 (01:02:15):
Chris Pratt Guardians of the Galaxy in Jurassic World.

Speaker 24 (01:02:19):
Uh huh.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
He's in Parks and rec like a movie.

Speaker 11 (01:02:23):
He's in the Lego movie.

Speaker 29 (01:02:24):
Uh huh.

Speaker 11 (01:02:26):
And Garfield.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
I could also win with the Guardians of Galaxy volume
two or Guardians of Galaxy Volume three or Avengers. Oh yeah,
good job, Rich.

Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
I'm feeling confident coming from there, not at all.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
I'm so sorry, Peyton.

Speaker 7 (01:02:51):
That's from Space Sham and that is one of the Monstars,
and that is what's his name.

Speaker 8 (01:02:57):
Bill Murray? Okay, Bill Murray. Bill Murray's in Space Jam.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
You were over three? Yeah, you were over three. I
drew Paint a curveball because I was putting this game
together and she was like, oh, do I get Space Sham.
I'm like, yes, that was that was That was Gonzo
of the Muppets from Muppets in Space So that wasn't
even space So sorry, all right, well no, points is

(01:03:25):
in a Muppet Christmas Girl and all the Muppet films.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
So we're gonna move on, Kyle, Let's play some basketball.

Speaker 17 (01:03:36):
I can't I can't send you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
That was from Space Jam.

Speaker 9 (01:03:41):
Yes, sounded like Michael Jordan's Yes, and Michael Jordan is
in Space Jam.

Speaker 13 (01:03:46):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (01:03:48):
I don't know any other movies.

Speaker 9 (01:03:49):
Michael Jordan's Kyle.

Speaker 8 (01:03:51):
Today, Michael B.

Speaker 29 (01:03:53):
Jordan's has a silhouettes care home alone might be and
be like Mike. Like Mike, He's cut out and home alone.

Speaker 8 (01:04:04):
That's right, he was bulls.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
It's turn what the I'm a cartoon? Is this where
the game is going to happen?

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
Lron high Mays is correct?

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
Go on.

Speaker 20 (01:04:21):
Up and see other movies.

Speaker 17 (01:04:25):
How I think he's a house party.

Speaker 10 (01:04:27):
That's another one.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
I can't confirm deny that the last one be heay,
well he's.

Speaker 5 (01:04:35):
A house party. I'll give you the party at his house.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
I only thought he was in he was in then
Amy Schumer movie train Wreck that space Well he wasn't
in the original space Shim, but I gave him space.
I mean now Peyton's I don't know. This game is
out of control after one round. John Jay's in the
lead and we're moving into round two. Now when mom beats?

Speaker 10 (01:04:59):
Is that.

Speaker 13 (01:05:02):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Oh okay, that's the Will Smith Yeah, Men in Black,
Men in Black two legend? I am legend?

Speaker 12 (01:05:09):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
Oh god, what am I thinking of right now? Not
forty eight hours?

Speaker 13 (01:05:14):
That? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
Bagar vants.

Speaker 11 (01:05:17):
Tager Vance really excited that you'd shout out that movie.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
You do special game bag for uh?

Speaker 6 (01:05:24):
Four points in that round John Jay and the lead?

Speaker 21 (01:05:27):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
I mean really a commandingly when we're going to Rich here.

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
A Man in Black?

Speaker 11 (01:05:35):
Oh? Hey, that's also Will Smith.

Speaker 12 (01:05:37):
Good job, pursuit of happiness legend.

Speaker 11 (01:05:41):
I am legend of the movie, I am robot. He
is also in the Wild Wild West.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
And Beggar Vants.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
Could have gotten the legend of bag of vans were
the h we are looking for?

Speaker 7 (01:05:54):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
That was for Men in Black two?

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Okay, anyway, Rich didn't quite catch John Jay is a
paint can on board?

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
What dam you think? What do you think you should
have done?

Speaker 8 (01:06:08):
That is Will Smith in After Earth?

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
Whoa Jaydon Smith?

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
I love?

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
Will Smith is also in Men in Black Men and
Black one Men and Black two.

Speaker 8 (01:06:22):
Oh I can't use the same one.

Speaker 7 (01:06:23):
No oh?

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
What why would you do?

Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
Why would you think that that would be right? That's all.

Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
I learned that trailer word for word when I was
like thirteen, because I was so obsessed with Jaden Smith.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
That's wild. I really thought, I really thought that I
was going to get you. Because now it's Kyle's turn
and we'll see how this goes.

Speaker 21 (01:06:45):
On July fifteenth Bars killed an alien Roman the fabulous.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Okay is that Will Smith?

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:06:53):
He's in Bad Boys one, Bad Boys two, Bad Boys three.

Speaker 11 (01:06:56):
He's in the.

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
Pursuit of Happiness, which I think it was already might
be already said.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
He's in Men in Black four, Men in Black three.

Speaker 6 (01:07:06):
That's from Men in Black three. Congratulations, Kyle.

Speaker 10 (01:07:11):
Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 24 (01:07:13):
I thought I was gonna do that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
I mean a lot of the movies have already been said.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
I and Keana, good luck here catching John Jay. I
guess all right.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Welcome to Earth. I forgot about that. You go one
more time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Welcome to Earth, Will Smith.

Speaker 25 (01:07:36):
I'm gonna goes Hancock.

Speaker 6 (01:07:37):
Will Smith, is you're not looking for handcock.

Speaker 11 (01:07:41):
We are looking for Independence Day.

Speaker 10 (01:07:43):
Independence Day.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
You know what, Keana, I'm feeling generous today.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
It's John Jay Rich