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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Getting drunk over the weekend, or just want to talk
to us, Call your John Jay and Rich Trunk dial
line at six oh two eight eight, nineteen thirty three.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi, Madison, you texted us, right.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, I did. Based off Peyton's story about how the
girl was me newer when she was younger, Uh huh,
I kind of a similar thing happened to me in
elementary school. I was just at lunch and telling some
stories at the lunch table, and I thought I was funny,
and you know, you chuckle at yourself, and she goes,
looks straight at me and goes, You're really not that funny.
(00:35):
That's like my whole life.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I feel like, like, like deep down, I'm like I
still think I'm funny, but but yeah, I kind of
stuck with me now. Like every time I say something
I do like think about it afterwards, I'm like, should
I have said that? Should I not have? And it
just I don't know why this play so mean?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So what did that do with your life?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Like, do you do any did it work to where
you're in the world of comedy or are you a
person who sells furniture?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Like what do you do for a living.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh no, I can't. I can hardly talk on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But what do you do for living?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I manage horses?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hilarious, That is a hilarious job. You probably got those
horses laughing their asses off. A certain things that.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Just stick with you. Ye just hit me because I remember,
like they're like, I love singing. I don't think I'm
very good at singing, John Jay, don't say anything, but
it doesn't matter. It feels great to sing along with
the song that you know the words do right. But
every time I would do that as a kid, each
one of my sisters it never failed. Hey, who sings
that song? And I'd be like, oh, that so and so,
(01:46):
And they'd be like, let's leave it to them, let's
keep it that way, that's who should sing it. So
it's like those sorts of things and the things that
stick with you. It's like now it's like if I'm
singing alone, I still hear.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Them in my head saying that. But I do think
you're But isn't that crazy though? How like things really
do stick with you for your entire life, Like let's
just be nice.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Out here, okay, so let me take it up a
notch Okay, I remember, and very very much. I had
this cousin of my name, Robert, and he was always
quote unquote in the gifted program.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So smart, okay, I have I'm in. He was the
sixth grade. I remember, I was like in seventh grade,
and he was like, I have to go here because
I'm gifted. Right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It was so terrible, all right, but he wrote he
sang this song, he said something, and I remember my
dad laughed and I was like, this punk made my
dad laugh. So I repeated it later and my dad.
Remember my dad goes to me, you see, he goes,
it's really hard to be funny, isn't it like it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And I was like, I was your cousin, that wasn't funny.
And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And I remember that's when I started reading and listening
to comedy albums and buying joke books and doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Just do anything I could do to make my dad laugh.
Isn't that terrible?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Sad?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know, we're all sad, sad girls.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And then time one time I had my shirt off.
We were hanging out in the backyard and I was
sitting in a chair and I had like I was
chubby and had rolls of fat. Remember my dad telling
me I had boobs.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Traumatized.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
If I said it to you the way he said
it to me, be really traumatized. And he said in
front of his friend who was busy for the Netherlands.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Look when you started, Madison, we do it does all right?
Have a great day, Madison?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Bye?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Heye John Jay and Rich calling about your text. It's
almost like we should go any further.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Just hang out.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
I'm dead. I'm just dead, emoji dead.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
What's your name, Danielle?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, Danielle. So let's get into your text. Okay.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
So when I'm listening, I'm working and I'm just catching
up on all the podcasts, and I think it was
I can't remember what the game was, but it was like,
what continent is between? Is sharing space with like four
of the the I don't know, I forgot what the
(04:27):
question was, but I know the answer was Africa. But
all I heard was Peyton go what's the continent? And
the whole room busted up and she's like, what's the continent?
And I'm thinking, oh my god, I'm pretty sure it
was like third grade that we had to go through that.
And I'm like this poor girl. Did she miss out
on K through six? Missed out on K through six?
(04:51):
Because I know she's she's gone to college, she's very
educated in her in her criminal justice. She missed Kate's,
which means that she missed cursive too.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I actually, I actually can kind of write in cursive.
I do vaguely remember that conversation and what I think
it was a game? I don't remember. It might have
been one of Rich's games. What is that game that
you play where we get all the cardisans smartest in
the rooms? And I think I think you had me
like in my thought process of like what is a continent?
What is like I'm trying to come up with it
(05:23):
in my head. But then again, I don't know. I
very well could have said what is a continent? And
having no idea? I remember, but I actually, like, I
don't know if I ever told you guys, though I
won the school geography beat in the third grade, so
I know my content.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I wonder what the competition was like that.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Sometimes though, in Peyton's defense, those games get you like
really flustered for no reason. It's like so stupid, you
should not be flustered. But it's like the pressure of
the game is on.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, fourth grade is when they learned all about continent,
so maybe you missed out.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Possibly possibly, but yeah, I have to no, I wanted
geography to prove it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Maybe they were kind of like, let's just get the trophy?
Should we do?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Should we just do a geography quiz with you and
and ask them their first questions?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And bye?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
I remember we had to learn all the fifty states
and we had to recite them, and we did the
continents and how how like the continents were all one
piece at one time before the big bang and all
of that.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
That's interesting.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, listen, thank you so much for texting and bringing
that back.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
It made it made my morning. I almost peed my pants.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I love you so much.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Stay educated by Are you still there? I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Where's your laugh? Where's your last fade? Well? Are you
hang up?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Okay, I'll hang up. Have a good day now. I
can't like to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Okay, she said. Funny
Getting drunk over the weekend, or just want to talk
to us, Call your John Jay and Rich Trunk dial
line at six oh two eight eight, nineteen thirty three.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Hi, Madison, you texted us, right.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Yeah, I did. Based off Peyton's story about how the
girl was me newer when she was younger, Uh huh,
I kind of a similar thing happened to me in
elementary school. I was just at lunch and telling some
stories at the lunch table, and I thought I was funny,
and you know, you chuckle at yourself, and she goes,
looks straight at me and goes, You're really not that funny.
(00:35):
That's like my whole life.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I feel like, like, like deep down, I'm like I
still think I'm funny, but but yeah, I kind of
stuck with me now. Like every time I say something
I do like think about it afterwards, I'm like, should
I have said that? Should I not have? And it
just I don't know why this play so mean?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
So what did that do with your life?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Like, do you do any did it work to where
you're in the world of comedy or are you a
person who sells furniture?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Like what do you do for a living.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh no, I can't. I can hardly talk on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But what do you do for living?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I manage horses?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hilarious, That is a hilarious job. You probably got those
horses laughing their asses off. A certain things that.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Just stick with you. Ye just hit me because I remember,
like they're like, I love singing. I don't think I'm
very good at singing, John Jay, don't say anything, but
it doesn't matter. It feels great to sing along with
the song that you know the words do right. But
every time I would do that as a kid, each
one of my sisters it never failed. Hey, who sings
that song? And I'd be like, oh, that so and so,
(01:46):
And they'd be like, let's leave it to them, let's
keep it that way, that's who should sing it. So
it's like those sorts of things and the things that
stick with you. It's like now it's like if I'm
singing alone, I still hear.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Them in my head saying that. But I do think
you're But isn't that crazy though? How like things really
do stick with you for your entire life, Like let's
just be nice.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Out here, okay, so let me take it up a
notch Okay, I remember, and very very much. I had
this cousin of my name, Robert, and he was always
quote unquote in the gifted program.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
So smart, okay, I have I'm in. He was the
sixth grade. I remember, I was like in seventh grade,
and he was like, I have to go here because
I'm gifted. Right.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It was so terrible, all right, but he wrote he
sang this song, he said something, and I remember my
dad laughed and I was like, this punk made my
dad laugh. So I repeated it later and my dad.
Remember my dad goes to me, you see, he goes,
it's really hard to be funny, isn't it like it?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And I was like, I was your cousin, that wasn't funny.
And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And I remember that's when I started reading and listening
to comedy albums and buying joke books and doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Just do anything I could do to make my dad laugh.
Isn't that terrible?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Sad?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know, we're all sad, sad girls.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
And then time one time I had my shirt off.
We were hanging out in the backyard and I was
sitting in a chair and I had like I was
chubby and had rolls of fat. Remember my dad telling
me I had boobs.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
Traumatized.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
If I said it to you the way he said
it to me, be really traumatized. And he said in
front of his friend who was busy for the Netherlands.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Look when you started, Madison, we do it does all right?
Have a great day, Madison?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Bye?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Heye John Jay and Rich calling about your text. It's
almost like we should go any further.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Just hang out.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
I'm dead. I'm just dead, emoji dead.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
What's your name, Danielle?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, Danielle. So let's get into your text. Okay.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
So when I'm listening, I'm working and I'm just catching
up on all the podcasts, and I think it was
I can't remember what the game was, but it was like,
what continent is between? Is sharing space with like four
of the the I don't know, I forgot what the
(04:27):
question was, but I know the answer was Africa. But
all I heard was Peyton go what's the continent? And
the whole room busted up and she's like, what's the continent?
And I'm thinking, oh my god, I'm pretty sure it
was like third grade that we had to go through that.
And I'm like this poor girl. Did she miss out
on K through six? Missed out on K through six?
(04:51):
Because I know she's she's gone to college, she's very
educated in her in her criminal justice. She missed Kate's,
which means that she missed cursive too.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I actually, I actually can kind of write in cursive.
I do vaguely remember that conversation and what I think
it was a game? I don't remember. It might have
been one of Rich's games. What is that game that
you play where we get all the cardisans smartest in
the rooms? And I think I think you had me
like in my thought process of like what is a continent?
What is like I'm trying to come up with it
(05:23):
in my head. But then again, I don't know. I
very well could have said what is a continent? And
having no idea? I remember, but I actually, like, I
don't know if I ever told you guys, though I
won the school geography beat in the third grade, so
I know my content.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I wonder what the competition was like that.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
You know.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Sometimes though, in Peyton's defense, those games get you like
really flustered for no reason. It's like so stupid, you
should not be flustered. But it's like the pressure of
the game is on.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Well, fourth grade is when they learned all about continent,
so maybe you missed out.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Possibly possibly, but yeah, I have to no, I wanted
geography to prove it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Maybe they were kind of like, let's just get the trophy?
Should we do?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Should we just do a geography quiz with you and
and ask them their first questions?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And bye?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
I remember we had to learn all the fifty states
and we had to recite them, and we did the
continents and how how like the continents were all one
piece at one time before the big bang and all
of that.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
That's interesting.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, listen, thank you so much for texting and bringing
that back.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
It made it made my morning. I almost peed my pants.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I love you so much.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Stay educated by Are you still there? I'm still here.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Where's your laugh? Where's your last fade? Well? Are you
hang up?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Okay, I'll hang up. Have a good day now. I
can't like to listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Okay, she said. Funny
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