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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A lot of calls about when we're going to do
partying in the park, tickets and we're going to play
minute to win it. And I wish I was better
organized because if it was about an hour ago, I
would have said, sometime around six or seven.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I did that pass up that opportunity.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
South Park did a whole episode on six seven. It
is hilarious if you get a chance to see it. Hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Samantha, good morning, How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
How are you great?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You call it about nicknames, right, we're talking about nicknames.
The other day about it all sorted because Kyle was well.
We took a phone call from somebody who said they
had a tomato is it tomato.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Soup, tomato souper breath or mouth?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Then and then Kyle said she dated a guy They
called him Rainbow Teeth because his teeth were in the
shape of a rainbow.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
And then what's your nickname story, Samantha, Well.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
My cousin we called her corn breaths. Her breath smell
by corn, so that's a new one. But my husband
and I we were called the couple by a girl
that we used to see, and so she would tell
her sister when we would she would be going out
with us, that she's got to go out with a couple.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
The couple, the couple, the couple.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yes, yes, I feel like there's a story behind that
that Johnny wants to dive into.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Are there more? Are there more nicknames?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, there are more nicknames. But to that story. We
went out to the bar on like Friday night and
there was this girl. She was dressed up, super pretty,
and she was just staying there for a very long time.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
So I felt bad.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I went over to talk to her and it ended
up she was stood up. So we invited her to
the house to have a fire and it went on
for a couple of times after that. But yeah, we
just felt bad and we wanted her to have a
good night.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
So what do you mean you had like a threesome? Yes?
Oh my god, well you say that this girl my
husband and I used to see. Yeah, I did.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
I feel like there's this would love to dive had nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I had no idea that was it.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh my gosh, that went. I guess here's what hold on.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Samantha sent me a DM and said, here names for
people we see at the bars.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Do you want me to go over the Samantha, you want.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
To tell us yes, no, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
The umpire, draft, the lush, the pill popper, name of
whatever bar we're in Jim because we always saw someone
that looked like Jim Chuck's brother, uncle son, even though
they weren't, because they all look alike. So those are
a bunch of nicknames. She had had no idea about
the threesome surprise twist to plot. Well, very nice, Samantha,
thanks for calling.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
In no follow.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I have it to take it too now, Lacey.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
She's calling because we're talking about the things that you
have to explain to a grown ass adult.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What did you have to explain, Lacey?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
So, actually, my husband and my son had to explain
something to me. They had to explain to me that
Sunday is the first day of the week. Because I've
grown up my whole life thinking that Monday was the
first day of the week.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I think, I think that's easy to confuse, you know,
I know.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
But I was really upset about it. I was like,
what I went on trying to prove them wrong, and
I'm like, this is a chat gybut question, and yeah,
chat cheebute didn't have my back.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
On that one.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
It's funny because that's totally how society instructor.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Mondays is the start of the week.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, technically speaking, but yeah, I mean on the calendars,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Thanks Lacey, I have a great day, Thanks for listening.
Thank you you too, Ashley, you have a nickname?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I do.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
I do have a nickname. So six years.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Ago, Oh sorry, go ahead you no, I didn't say anything.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Okay, Yeah, So six years ago, I met the most
beautiful man I've ever seen my entire life in the
airport and I was waiting for my flight and I
see him at the airport bar. There was one spot
open next to him. I'm like, oh, skirt. I was
feeling enough confidence that day. So I go and I
sit next to him, and I tell you, like delicious,
like this man was so beautiful, And we ended up
(03:58):
talking and we get a long story short, we end
up finding out that we're actually on the same plane
going to the same place.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
And when we get on the.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Plane, we're sitting next to each other, so of course
we chat the entire time, which I normally don't do
talk the entire time. Ended up exchanging numbers, but because
we didn't have Wi Fi on I just put his
phone number in my notes app. And then when we
got off the plane and went our separate rays, he
was like, let's meet up back on Sunday when we
both get back, and I'm like, okay, cool, go to
my friends and I'm like, oh my god, you guys
will never.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Guess what just happened.
Speaker 8 (04:26):
I met the most beautiful man and I'm like, what's
his name?
Speaker 6 (04:28):
I'm like, oh crap, like I forgot I don't know
his name, and so we all started calling him Airport Romeo,
and I put them in my phone as Airport Romeo.
And again, long story short, four years ago, I married
Airport Romeo.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
Whole life.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Till this day. He is still in my phone as
Airport Romeo.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Figured it out.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Yeah, I'm like, I still don't know it.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Actually his name is Preston And even funny his side
of the story is he also couldn't, like for sure
remember my name, so he had me in his phone
as Ashley question mark, question mark parentheses, airport girl. It
wasn't it so recently that he changed it. He's like,
in case of emergency, I should probably highlight like you.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Are my wife.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yes, that is wild. I mean, there's something some fate intervened.
You mean, and then you just happen to be on
the same flight, that's one thing, But to be sitting
next to each other, that's the that's the universe kicking
your back there.
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Ye, I love that going that made place.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
And then we've worked flying back we lived in Florida
at the time, flying back to Florida on this on
the same Sunday and like within an hour apart. So
we landed and then went and got lunch and the
rest of history. We got married two years later.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Love it. Thanks for sharing that with us, Ashley, Thank
you so much. Beautiful story.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thanks for listening, so Chantelle you So we got a
couple of things going on, which I love, by the way,
when I show us so much going on. But it
was things you have to explain to an adult, this
bizarre simple. You can't believe you have to explain to
somebody things because because they're a gonass man or woman.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What did you do, chantel?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Well, at work one day a couple of coworkers were
having a fight. They came up to me and said, hey,
we need to to settle something for us. I was like,
all right, Alaska is an island, right, really, no, it's
not an island. Then it's a peninsula, but not an
island connected to Canada. No, it's an island. It's floating
(06:29):
on the side of the US. It was like, you mean,
like where it's kind of above Hawaii.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I was like, well, that's just because they're showing the
maps of the US states. I said, but if you
look at a map of the world, it's connected.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
It's hanging off of Canada. You learned something new every day?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Did you not know that?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Did you not know that Alaska Island?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I didn't think.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I thought it was an island.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I just don't think I also knew it was connected
to Canada. Canada. It's also enormous, right, it's like the biggest.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
State we have.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yeah, that's why they kind of have to showed off
to the side, because if they showed at actual sides,
it's like, you know, half the size of the Lower
forty eight are close to it.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's big. Oh chantel, thanks and thanks for explaining that
to everybody. Thanks for Educkenny Payton.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Bigger than texts anyway, before anybody yells it it's big.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You can participate in nickname or the dumping either telling
adult just text us text JJR, whatever it is you
have to explain to anybody.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, make us feel smart to nine six eighty nine
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