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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wait you as John Jay and rich Man, what's crack
a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls do snoopy deagle double
gisel bang boom, what you don't.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Let's not talking about rid ten team. We're not talking
about last week.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
If the one and only.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Dough you know, the glasses last, the big smooth eagle
double jib in your face to me and in the
place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and rich Wakes.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
John Jay and rich call today seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven text us, text jj R
and whatever you want to talk about to nine six
eight ninety three.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's what Brian's calling about, right, Brian? What's up? Bad?
Good morning? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Good morning again?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh Brian, you got a texting story?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh do I ever? What is I ever?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Let's hear it?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Where do I be? Where do I begin? I think
it was? Have you ever texted the wrong person? Yes?
Yes I have, and it's super embarrassing. I was at
a doctor's office and an appointment for below the belt
kind of appointment.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Uh the colleges and.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Not not mine? I mean, yes, yes, I mean I
guess she's more of a eurologist, more of a guy,
a cologist, guy a collegist. Yes, And oddly enough, on
that day it was college bring your college students to
work day. There was a definite group of college students
(01:22):
that were learning, and the doctor was like, do you
mind if they're in the room with you? And I'm like, no,
that's that's fine. I guess we have to learn somehow.
But I thought it would be funny to text my
wife because they were all females, and I was like, hey,
you'll never guess. I've got a room full of females
looking at my stuff. And I hit sent, and when
I looked back, it accidentally sent that to my mom.
(01:46):
She immediately called me and like, is everything okay? What's
going on? What's And I'm like, huh, disregard give disregard
to text Bob. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
But were you graphic with your wife?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Were you like you said, there's a group of women
and they're looking at my and when you said stuff,
were you do the graphic words?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I mean I did use them or anatomical.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, correct word because I was just trying.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So your mom was calling you more she was concerned
for your health, not that you sent graphic terminology.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
To your mom.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean I think she was calling for both the
twenty questions of like is everything okay? And then why
is there a group full of women looking at And
I'm like, uh, Mom, yeah don't. That wasn't for you.
But mindfully, was just a text. I didn't send a photo.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm a nude model man, thankfully poor. So did it
turn out okay for you? Are you healthy? Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh? Yeah, well one hundred percent. I always stay on
top of health.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
But O good.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
A very very awkward, awkward moment for mom and son.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So anybody here ever texts the wrong person.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I actually just recently did that and it was so awkward.
So I was telling you guys, just know I went
and took my engagement picture. So now we're having to
do the save the dates. And with the save the dates,
we have all been tasked with getting all of the
addresses of all the people we want to invite to
our wedding. And I went to go text my friend Maddie,
and I definitely texted a different Maddie for her name
(03:05):
and address, and I went and I unsent the message,
and it gave me that little notification of like this
message is deleted on your end, but Maddie hasn't updated
her phone, so it's gonna go through.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
She didn't text me back, though, Did you actually say
can I have your address for wedding invites?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Or just can I have your updated address?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It was like, hey, Gurley, like, what's your address?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's perfect, perfect. It could be like it's for Christmas cards?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, I guess, and then now you have to send
her a Christmas card even if you're not doing Christmas cards.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's a really valid point. But I'm supposed to see
her this upcoming weekend, so I will let you guys
know she brings it up.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Do you guys remember Grant? These work on the show? Yeah, Brian,
do you remember Grant?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh yes, yes, I mean me needs to try to
touch bases in sleeping jam out on the drums.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I've called Grant a couple mornings for certain things, you know.
And I remember I called Grant and I didn't recognize
his voice at all. And it was a Grant, a
guy who remodeled our cabin.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Like hello, yeah, He's like, He's like, so I can't
help you the computer, And I was like, what about.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
You Kyle, I didn't text the wrong person, but I
did have one of those moments where I sent the
text and immediately wanted to take it back. I was
texting with my best friend and that we'd come to
the end of the conversation, and what I meant to
text was love you, and what I actually text and
saw it before I hit send, but sent it anyways
was love Ho.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I was like, whoops, I hope she does the thing that.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I'm calling her home or is it me?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Love Hoe? The name like that's how you that's how
you had your friends call you home.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I was like, whoops, And of course I had to
talk to her, but not Ho. I meant to you,
but apparently I typed it in wrong and I said anyways,
and it was like just a totally unnecessary explanation.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I should have just left it at that.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Just call me hell from now.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Horto College, Like Kyle uses that word so much that
we just assume she's trying to call something else.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
But just you get so nervous, you just accept that name.
You got people to call you that name because of
the misdis Hey, Brian, I have this friend of mine.
He was at the urologist too, and he was getting
this procedure done and he was like, just like you.
There was college students that day, and he said, while
he was getting a procedure done, the doctor was flirting
with one of the college students, asking them out to
(05:37):
ask him out on a date, while this my friend,
who's a patient there is getting stuff done.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
To Oh my gosh, inappropriate, I know.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Totally memorable story though, I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
So you're good. What were you getting done? While were
you there? Were you getting surgery?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I've been talking about getting the snip snip?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So oh oh wow.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, so they wanted to have a parade a bunch
of attractive college girls in front of you.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Just say if it worked or not?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, I know, of all the of all the people
that come into your room, why does it have to
be You could have said no, I guess I could have,
but I'm always down for you know, you got to
learn somehow. And if you don't, go here and.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Take a look at plus dude a s u urology.
Those chicks are hot. I'm just kidding. College urology calendar.
All right, brother, Hey, thanks for calling. I'm glad you're
doing great. Thanks for sharing that sorry. With US, it's
John J.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Rich
Wait you as John Jay and rich Man, what's crack
a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big bulls do snoopy deagle double
gisel bang boom, what you don't.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Let's not talking about rid ten team. We're not talking
about last week.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
If the one and only.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Dough you know, the glasses last, the big smooth eagle
double jib in your face to me and in the
place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and rich Wakes.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
John Jay and rich call today seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven text us, text jj R
and whatever you want to talk about to nine six
eight ninety three.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's what Brian's calling about, right, Brian? What's up? Bad?
Good morning? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Good morning again?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh Brian, you got a texting story?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh do I ever? What is I ever?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Let's hear it?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Where do I be? Where do I begin? I think
it was? Have you ever texted the wrong person? Yes?
Yes I have, and it's super embarrassing. I was at
a doctor's office and an appointment for below the belt
kind of appointment.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Uh the colleges and.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Not not mine? I mean, yes, yes, I mean I
guess she's more of a eurologist, more of a guy,
a cologist, guy a collegist. Yes, And oddly enough, on
that day it was college bring your college students to
work day. There was a definite group of college students
(01:22):
that were learning, and the doctor was like, do you
mind if they're in the room with you? And I'm like, no,
that's that's fine. I guess we have to learn somehow.
But I thought it would be funny to text my
wife because they were all females, and I was like, hey,
you'll never guess. I've got a room full of females
looking at my stuff. And I hit sent, and when
I looked back, it accidentally sent that to my mom.
(01:46):
She immediately called me and like, is everything okay? What's
going on? What's And I'm like, huh, disregard give disregard
to text Bob. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
But were you graphic with your wife?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Were you like you said, there's a group of women
and they're looking at my and when you said stuff,
were you do the graphic words?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I mean I did use them or anatomical.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, correct word because I was just trying.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So your mom was calling you more she was concerned
for your health, not that you sent graphic terminology.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
To your mom.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean I think she was calling for both the
twenty questions of like is everything okay? And then why
is there a group full of women looking at And
I'm like, uh, Mom, yeah don't. That wasn't for you.
But mindfully, was just a text. I didn't send a photo.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm a nude model man, thankfully poor. So did it
turn out okay for you? Are you healthy? Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh? Yeah, well one hundred percent. I always stay on
top of health.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
But O good.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
A very very awkward, awkward moment for mom and son.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So anybody here ever texts the wrong person.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I actually just recently did that and it was so awkward.
So I was telling you guys, just know I went
and took my engagement picture. So now we're having to
do the save the dates. And with the save the dates,
we have all been tasked with getting all of the
addresses of all the people we want to invite to
our wedding. And I went to go text my friend Maddie,
and I definitely texted a different Maddie for her name
(03:05):
and address, and I went and I unsent the message,
and it gave me that little notification of like this
message is deleted on your end, but Maddie hasn't updated
her phone, so it's gonna go through.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
She didn't text me back, though, Did you actually say
can I have your address for wedding invites?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Or just can I have your updated address?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
It was like, hey, Gurley, like, what's your address?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That's perfect, perfect. It could be like it's for Christmas cards?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, I guess, and then now you have to send
her a Christmas card even if you're not doing Christmas cards.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's a really valid point. But I'm supposed to see
her this upcoming weekend, so I will let you guys
know she brings it up.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Do you guys remember Grant? These work on the show? Yeah, Brian,
do you remember Grant?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Oh yes, yes, I mean me needs to try to
touch bases in sleeping jam out on the drums.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I've called Grant a couple mornings for certain things, you know.
And I remember I called Grant and I didn't recognize
his voice at all. And it was a Grant, a
guy who remodeled our cabin.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Like hello, yeah, He's like, He's like, so I can't
help you the computer, And I was like, what about.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
You Kyle, I didn't text the wrong person, but I
did have one of those moments where I sent the
text and immediately wanted to take it back. I was
texting with my best friend and that we'd come to
the end of the conversation, and what I meant to
text was love you, and what I actually text and
saw it before I hit send, but sent it anyways
was love Ho.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I was like, whoops, I hope she does the thing that.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I'm calling her home or is it me?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Love Hoe? The name like that's how you that's how
you had your friends call you home.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
I was like, whoops, And of course I had to
talk to her, but not Ho. I meant to you,
but apparently I typed it in wrong and I said anyways,
and it was like just a totally unnecessary explanation.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I should have just left it at that.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Just call me hell from now.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Horto College, Like Kyle uses that word so much that
we just assume she's trying to call something else.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
But just you get so nervous, you just accept that name.
You got people to call you that name because of
the misdis Hey, Brian, I have this friend of mine.
He was at the urologist too, and he was getting
this procedure done and he was like, just like you.
There was college students that day, and he said, while
he was getting a procedure done, the doctor was flirting
with one of the college students, asking them out to
(05:37):
ask him out on a date, while this my friend,
who's a patient there is getting stuff done.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
To Oh my gosh, inappropriate, I know.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Totally memorable story though, I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
So you're good. What were you getting done? While were
you there? Were you getting surgery?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I've been talking about getting the snip snip?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So oh oh wow.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, so they wanted to have a parade a bunch
of attractive college girls in front of you.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Just say if it worked or not?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, I know, of all the of all the people
that come into your room, why does it have to
be You could have said no, I guess I could have,
but I'm always down for you know, you got to
learn somehow. And if you don't, go here and.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Take a look at plus dude a s u urology.
Those chicks are hot. I'm just kidding. College urology calendar.
All right, brother, Hey, thanks for calling. I'm glad you're
doing great. Thanks for sharing that sorry. With US, it's
John J.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Rich
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