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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake yours, John Jay and Rich?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack a leg? And this is the big boss
dove snoopy deagle double gilding boom, what you don't do?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about rich ten T and we're not
talking about last year. It's the one and only, does
y'all last eagle double gizzl in your face to be
and in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, Wake yours.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Shoot us a text or call us at eight seven
seven ninety three, seven one oh four seven. If you
text us, you text jj R whatever you want to
say to the number nine six eight ninety three. We
have a text here. In fact, I just let me
just call this person real quick. Hello, Hey, John Jay
(00:55):
and Rich calling about your text?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh no way, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, what's up. What's your name? My name's brook Brooks.
So tell us about your text? What'd you text about?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh gosh, I sent you guys multiple Was it the
one about talking to people you don't realize they're younger
than you?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, that was the most recent one. I think you
were going off of what Peyton said.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Oh yeah, yeah, she was talking about that. Yeah, I
was getting my nails done and I'm like twenty seven,
and I was just like chatting it up with my
nail lady, telling her all my drama. Sorry, I'm really nervous,
but I was trying of like giving her my life story.
And then I was like talking about my little brother
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and how he's like a man now, and then I
was like, oh, how old are you? Like I'm twenty.
I was like, oh god, I've just been dumping all
this on me. Pro I think I'm a weirdo, feel
like an old lady. I'm like an old lady.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah, it happens more often than not. Actually, recently, I
didn't get id's at the bar and I was like,
you're not going to check my ID?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
He was like no.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I was like, I'm not to write a Yelp review
because what dare you? I look underage?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, yeah no. That started happening to me too, and
I always am kind of sad. I'm like, what you
don't want my ID?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Like the year I can't remember what year it was
when it shifted and it was like, we don't need
to look.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
If you have a nineteen in front of your book,
Like oh, oh yeah, I know I'm with you though
we're not alone in this.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We are in our prime. You know what.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, we're in our prime right now.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Exactly, Brook said. She sent us a bunch of texts.
I can see all the texts she sent and all
of them. They're fantastic. God, you got great text message.
We got to get in all these here. This is
from June fourth, twenty five. For the weird rules we have.
You tell us about when you got your first car.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh yeah, I think you guys actually called me about
that too. I about lost I lost my mind that day.
I was so excited.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
What was your rule?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Pretty much? My car volume just has to be at
eight when I get out of my car, otherwise I
feel like something bad's gonna happen. When I was like
a kid, I would live when I got my first car,
I would like kind of hop in and out of
my car and like open and shut my door to
see what volume I needed to be at. And that
was eight.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
So that's pretty good. And has that been true with
other cars? You know, when you switch cars, it's the same.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I actually I've had the same car.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh sixteen, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I drive a Yeah, I drive a Kiyasol. Her name
is Yolanda. She's a little beat up, but she's done
me good.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Oh that's another text message, you guys. Remember I was
talking about that doctor. Uh, it was amazing of how
he can help with cancer, doctor Ruben.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And you you met, you texted us about doctor Rubin.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah. I actually I briefly worked at that clinic for
a little while and honestly have nothing but a move
things to say about every single person in that clinic.
Doctor Rubin included, every single person like genuinely cares about
their patients, and I feel like I cannot stress that enough.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, that's the vibe I got to.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
In fact, you know, he asked me just the other
day to be on his podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh my gosh, yes, I yeah, that would be awesome.
Did you do the podcast with it?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
No, I'm going I did a podcast. He was on
my podcast a while ago, and now I'm going to
put him on.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I put him. I'm gonna go on his podcast. But
you know what he gave me.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
In fact, I told you guys this story and I
haven't followed through with it. I said, I'm going to
start wearing a vest, like.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
A weighted vesta he gave me a weighted vest, but
he gave me a weight to vest that you wear
as clothes, not weightedvest to go hiking.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Interesting, Yeah, like it's fashion part of the way, investor.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
What's what's it supposed to do a weighted vest?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
What's just supposed to help you? You're putting extra weight
on them. You never calories. You never asked those questions too.
You're like, oh, were you're waiting?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I'll do it. Are you worried at all it's going
to affect your post?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yes, that's why I haven't worn it because I just
had those injections in my back, so I didn't want
to with it because I was supposed to wear it
when I said I was gonna wear it, but it
was after the injection. So but now I feel cured
of those problems, solve, Gonna wear my best. And then
you said, brook, oh my god, pink eye is so contagious.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh god, yeah, I had. I went to Mexico spree
break one here and my friend got some pink guy
and his girlfriend or no, his girlfriend got pink eye.
He wore sunglasses the bed to protect himself from the
pink guy. But I don't think that was gonna do anything.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Do you guys remember I was telling you about how
my wife Stacy I thought had pink eye and she
I refused to kiss her and she offended.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That's what Brooke was responding to.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay, so yeah, she still says she doesn't have pink eye,
but the medication that her doctor gave her was for
pink eye.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
So I think she got denying it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, I mean it's gone now, it's gone now, it
didn't switch. But they told her to throw ou out
of her like what the mascara stuff? Throw out all
those brushes, give new one, just throw them out.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, okay, wait, give me in a one more text
for me broke, one more text and one more.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Text Okay I think I.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, just tell us that one.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Is it slightly inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Kind of yes? Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Okay, Yeah. So a couple of years ago, a random
Instagram account sent me like an unsolicited photo that I
did not need, and it kind of looked funny, so
I saved it and I send it to all my groups,
all my girlfriends in a group chat is like a
jump scare. And because it's this poor man, I mean,
you kind of get what you deserve. But don't send
(06:34):
random picks like that because so many people have seen
that picture and made fun of him.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
She goes, whoever, this guy has no idea To this day,
that is junk is still being made fun of by
me and all my girlfriends. Hashtag don't send random pics.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
No, but like the jump scare in the group chat
is so real, specially if you put that like that
disappearing ink in front of it.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Hey, there's a going to bring it back brook disappearing
in it.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Send it back around.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
To do that.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Please?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
What a joy? What a joy brook is man? What
a joy?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Stranger Brooky are you guys?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Thank you so much. It was good talking to me too.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Thanks for texting. Have a great day today you too.
Bye bye