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Speaker 1 (00:00):
According to an annual study of the one hundred cities.
They considered that these are the ten best cities to
be in for Halloween, and they look at parties, costume stores,
chocolate and candy stores, haunted houses, pumpkin patches, farm events,
movie theaters, plus the typical weather. In October thirty first,
these are the ten best cities for Halloween this year.

(00:24):
New York City is number two, Jersey City is number one, Gilbert,
Arizona is number three.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I believe that Kadem and I were just talking about
that last night.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I had asked him because he grew.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Up in Portland, like in the like Northport, Northeast Portland,
and I was like, you guys don't really have neighborhoods
like we have.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
How was trick or treating for you? He's like it
wasn't really.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like a thing for us. And I was like, I
trigger treated till I was like seventeen. Because it's such
a vibe out here.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Well, the thing is too.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
When I look at this list, it's like it's kind
of it's very cool because it's massive cities. It's New York,
it's Chicago. It's like, we beat Chicago, we beat Boston.
We beat Florida, we bought We beat Santanna, California, which
is Los Angeles, you know, Minneapolis, it's weird Newark like Gilbert,
Like you never hear about Gilbert, Like why would they
just say Phoenix.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Now because it's Gilbert in particular, because I live in
Gilbert and it is not a celebration as much as
it is a competition.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
We all want to win Halloween.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well that's very cool anyway. Oh oh, we get into
a guy thing. You got it? It's a what's the
guy thing called? With you?

Speaker 7 (01:31):
So okay, I don't know if this is just my
husband or if it is a guy thing, So.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Paint the picture for you.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
We're in the car, Scott's driving. I'm in the front
seat and my kids are in the back seat, and
I notice we need it.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
We need a tissue.

Speaker 7 (01:46):
A Kleenex is needed in the back seat, okay, like
desperately immediately. And I'm like, Scott, do you have Kleenex
in your car? He's like, no, absolutely not. Like where
are those Kleenics that I hit.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
In your car?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I threw them away? Are you kidding me? So now
I'm imaging through my person.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
I'm like I gotta have a Kleenex in here somewhere,
And I find what and I and I put it
in the back. Crisis averted.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
We're saved.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
And I'm like, why would you throw away the Kleenex
that I put in? Like I put it in the
glove box. It's a way, it's not making the car messy.
It's there just in case you have an emergency like
we just had. And he's like, it's dirty, and it's
my car. I can have what I want in my car. Well,
I don't want the extra things in the car. He's
very particular about keeping his car very clean. And I'm like,

(02:29):
do you have like wipes, do you have something if
there's like a spill or anything.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
No?

Speaker 7 (02:35):
And that baffles me because if you go, he's playing
got kid, he's got a clumsy wife. Let's be real,
Spills are gonna happen, kids are gonna need Kleenex. Like
it's just like this, we should we should anticipate this,
Like you go in my car, I've got I've got
packing tape, I've got Kleenex, I've got sharpies, and I've

(02:57):
got wife. I've got chairs, a blanket, whatever, I've got snacks,
I got all kinds of things. All I'm asking is
just put a little thing of Kleenex. Like I have
this little travel Kleenex pack and I'm like, can I
just leave this in here, away from where you can
see it, and then it'll be here.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Just in case we need it. Absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I don't understand, So don't I'm going to say, in
my opinion, that is not a guy thing for me.
Like if I go eat at Chipotle or I go
to certain restaurants, I will take the napkins extra and
hide them in the side in case I need an apple.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I also have extra napkins.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, I don't have a tissue the kleenex, but I have,
and I'd like to keep dude wipes.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I keep them in my backpack in my car.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
You may be surprised, because I am a clean car person.
I think you guys have noticed. I don't think that's
a guy. I think I keep Kleenex in my car
and the.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Extra nap The rich baron keeps Kleenex.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
In his car napkins just in case my husband leave
it in the glove box.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
It doesn't bother anybody bothers him.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Why bothers him?

Speaker 8 (04:01):
He doesn't like the clutter.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
He likes his car absolutely clean.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Eight seven, seven nine three seven one to four seven.
What else is just a guy thing? You have a
question about zee, What do you got? Is it a
guy thing?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
What?

Speaker 8 (04:12):
So?

Speaker 9 (04:12):
My? Is it just a guy thing?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Is this that your brothers just roast their sisters?

Speaker 9 (04:17):
Like if your brother isn't making fun of you, like,
are you the problem? Because I've never met a brother
who does not make.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Fun of their sister ever.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, No, that's a guy thing.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Definitely, definitely makes of my sister.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Brothers come from a brother with a sister.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I make fun of my sister every day as so
much as I possibly.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Can, because you are like ruthless.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I saw this video on Instagram of this girl and
she's cooking and the brother walks up to her and
pretends to be hitting her.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
You seeing that she just.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Used to it.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
And she just continues cooking. It's so funny. One, that's
a guy thing.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (04:59):
So is it a guy thing to be checking your
fantasy football every single second on all of Sunday Because
both my brother and my boyfriend can't even have a
conversation without checking their fantasy.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Tall Yeah okay, but I am also guilty of this.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
The fantasy football thing. Yeah, so it's not just a
guy thing. I am not guilty of it.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
I love check, like that's the only reason I like
like watching football all day on Sunday, except for like
normally before fantasy football, I was like, Okay, let's watch
the Broncos game, Let's watch the Cardinals game. And then
I'm not uninterested. Now I want to watch all the games,
and I'm like, oh my gosh, did you see Green Bay?
Like Tucker Kraft went off?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
You were locked?

Speaker 10 (05:38):
Ude?

Speaker 8 (05:38):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
So.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
I mean so it is probably just a fantasy football
league thing maybe, but also probably a guy.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Thing, you know.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
A way, speaking of fantasy football, yesterday I was shooting
the John Jay Vans podcast and there was a camera
guy named Jet, and I walk in. He goes, hey, man,
are you watching the World Series? I go, no, because
you're not watching the World Series? I go no, And
dude would not let it go, like he was, how
are you not watching the World Series? I go, I
don't know. None of my kids are home. I'm not
watching the World Series. Like, I just don't.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
I don't. I don't know about it.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
I don't really care you're like, you're just like I'm watching,
nobody wants there. You should be involved in that.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
I saw the game World Series on at my son's
baseball game last night.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Vultu midnight last night. My grandma and I woke up
this morning.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
She goes, did you watch? Did you stay up to
watch the World Series? And said no, She's like, the
game didn't until midnight.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
I stayed until the fifteenth inning, which was like a
ten forty five our time.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
My shame. I'm kind of out now. I hear about
it later.

Speaker 10 (06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Things.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I do have a list though, of like ten ultimate
guy things. It's ranked okay, so it's like, you know,
fantasy football. I know it's like a guy girl thing,
but like these are only guy things. So number ten
is the post fix victory scene. So like after successfully
fixing something, they'll stand there silently admiring it for like
ten minutes, like they built the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Over nine, refusing two trips from the car, they will
dislocate their shoulder before making a second trip with the groceries.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah, I mean you can roll those things all the
way up your sleeve and it hurts, yeah a lot,
But you got to do it, John Jay, I think
you can.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Relate to this.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Number eight is the deep love for an ancient hoodie.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I have my favorities.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Would you keep it saying?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I could make that when watching literally anything like a
cooking show, a word working video, a three thousand custom
coffee table, doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
They can get it done.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Hilarious.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, the grill master ego.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
My dad has this like one hand on a spatula
beer and the other acting like they're Gordon and Ramsey,
but they're only grilling hot dogs.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
That's good. I can't really grill up and bummed up.
Tracy High. What do you got?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Hi? Yeah, So I have my husband and I have
two boys, and I was just saying telling the other
girl that I have six sisters, so I know this
is absolutely a guy thing. But my husband and my boys,
I always have to give me a play by play
everything that happens in the bathroom. But here's the thing.

(07:58):
He won't let me. My husband, won't you go in
the bathroom, Like he turns the fan on, closes the door,
can't go in there because he gets embarrassed. But yet
I get a play by play what just happened?

Speaker 10 (08:10):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (08:10):
You have six sisters.

Speaker 9 (08:13):
I have six sisters and one brother.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Is the brother the youngest?

Speaker 10 (08:17):
He is?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Wow, So they all going your dad wanted a boy.
They just kept going right.

Speaker 9 (08:23):
I you know he he says they didn't have cable.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Wow, your brother is going to be Is he married?

Speaker 9 (08:34):
He's not. He's the youngest, so he's he's like in
his early twenties.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Okay, if he's going to be a great husband because
he's got all those sisters training him out.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
A good guy.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Definitely.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I feel like men are women that marry men that
have only sisters, Like you got a good one because
they love their mom down, they love their sister down.
They know how to protect, provide all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, you have six sisters and then you had two boys.
It's like my wife she grew up with yes, and
she's got three boys.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Yeah, And it's weird because my husband has two sisters.
So we thought for sure. I was like I always say,
like I prayed so hard for our first that I
ended up getting two boys. And there's like no chance
of girls in my life. So so it is what
it is. I just I'm I'm a I'm a boy
mom all the way, and and I love it.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
That's Tracy. Thanks for listening, thanks for calling.

Speaker 9 (09:22):
Thank you. Yeah, I love you, guys.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
You know what I want to get back some I
don't know Dylan had a boyfriend. We don't really know
anything about it.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I haven't into that.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
It just dove. I haven't died.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I haven't doved into it.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Let's doubt.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Dylan.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
What's your You have a boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
How long has that been going on?

Speaker 8 (09:47):
We're actually coming up on a year next week.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Oh so this isn't new, this is yeah. You haven't
brought up said boyfriend. We haven't really talked to her
about it.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
We just my goodness, Dylan has an interesting character. You guys.
You gotta go back there and chat it up with
What else?

Speaker 4 (10:02):
What do we not know about Dylan?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
It's just funny. I mean, she's twenty five percent black,
which is cool to me.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
What Yeah, shocker.

Speaker 10 (10:08):
Yes, my dad is half black, but my mom's very white,
so that's why.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
She's super cool. She was in a sorority, right, Dylan.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
Yes, Kappa Gamma, you're a cap.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
My wife's a Kapa Gabagama. Really, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Every time my wife meets the Kapagama, she goes, what's
the cheek keakama captures all the stupid things?

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Do you do all that stuff?

Speaker 10 (10:28):
Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of clapping and
chanting with the sororities.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
And you guys don't think maybe listeners, Mike, but do
you guys don't think Dylan's voice speaking voice sounds a
little like Taylor Swift speaking voice.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
You've said this multiple times and I'm not here.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
I can't hear it.

Speaker 7 (10:43):
It's just it's just distinctly Dylan to.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Me, Are you living in a sorority house right now?

Speaker 8 (10:49):
No? No, so I graduated.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
But hold on, I thought I thought Peyton.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I thought you said she lives in No.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, no, she was in a sorority Oh okay, I
was in one.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Yes, back at Sanna Clara.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Okay, that's where you were a Kappa Kapa Gappa yama. Okay,
very cool.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
All right, Hey, it is your boyfriend, Travis Kelsey. Could
you sound like Taylor Swift to me?

Speaker 4 (11:08):
No?

Speaker 8 (11:10):
No, not d Thomas Kelsey
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