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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake up, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack a leg? And this is the big boss
dove snoopy deegle double gigsel dang boom, what you don't do.
We're not talking about rin tend and we're not talking
about last year.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
It's still one and only dogs last fixer egle double
jibble in your face to me and in the place
to be and you're listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Wake your ass John Jay and Rich. Our phone number
is eight seven seven nine three seven one O four seven.
Call us and jump on the air with us anytime.
You can also shoot us a message on social media
at John Jay and Rich. Yesterday, Noah and I were
in here after the show. Kyle was getting ready to
do Channel three or doing Channel three, and we were

(00:46):
planning out the show for the next day. Right Grant
comes in to take notes and he grabs a piece
of paper off my stack of things. My stack of
things that's created. It's the stacks of stacks from hacks.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Somebody's moving John Jays use everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
And I and I guess know what was taping the
whole thing so you could listen to what happens. This
is behind the scenes of what it's like after the show, and.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
If something comes up that's better tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I go, I go Will at six thirty. Okay, yeah,
the we're changing things around. Just just change hear what
you do so I can put.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
It, finish my chicken, and.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Of these one of these, I want to see what paper?
That's the ten things you need to make a smile.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
We need that.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
You got it out of order. I was just shoving
it back in there. I have a system'll walk.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
Alright, what even.

Speaker 9 (01:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's somebody who removes your paper and does not put
it back at the right place. Apparently I got big dude,
I got big dog there.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
You hear how it's like it's like John six thirty.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
His brain short circuiting there.

Speaker 10 (02:03):
Oh my gosh, I just looked up Jill Wad.

Speaker 11 (02:06):
It's a underpain, a clueless moron, an idiot.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh my god, it's so perfect.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
You don't think working here long enough that people should know,
like this is my stack of stuff. And when I
put stuff on the chair that grants sitting on, that's trash.
So before you sit down instead a lot of people
grab the trash and put it back here and I'm like, no,
if you're gonna sit down in this chair, grab the
trash and throw it away. I'm gonna throw it away
when I go to the bathroom. But if you're gonna
sit down before then grab the trash. This is not trash.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Defense.

Speaker 8 (02:43):
It could be mistake in his trash because it definitely.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
You were new here if today was your first day.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, Grant's been here for nearly a decade now, over a.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Decade longer than us.

Speaker 11 (02:59):
But it says Urban Urban Dictionary says that you have
to be slap dill lots.

Speaker 10 (03:04):
So you have to have to be slap dill LODs.

Speaker 9 (03:08):
Oh okay, well verbally did.

Speaker 12 (03:14):
Dude, I mean, we just got it. We have to
have a better trash management system here in the studio.
It's piling up everywhere. What's crazy is this stack right,
this will go from It'll go from that area to
the drawer right here first, okay, and then it goes
it gets staged in there, and then it goes to
the drawers.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (03:31):
And then what's crazy is ten years from now we'll
find all those papers just in a drawers. Every every
five years we clean out nobody more aggressive and thrown
away papers than Grant.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
If you put something aside, he will say, listen, it's gone,
it's gone.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
I can't even find the piece paper you took out
of there so I could bring it.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh dang.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Ten it was it was ten things that make you smile?

Speaker 10 (03:53):
And then didn't you say, Grant, are you gonna really liked?

Speaker 13 (03:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, we're getting into ten things are gonna.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
It's here to get because also Kyle's getting ready to
do TV. She's talked about.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Chicken because I was eating and we and I realized
they told me we still had five or six minutes,
and Jenna was like she was she had rushed to
be by the camera, and I.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Was like, take it easy. I guess we got five
or six minutes. I'll just finish my chicken, my chicken
and hummons, and that's better.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Tomorrow I go will at six thirty.

Speaker 9 (04:22):
Okay, yeah, they were changing things around just.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
To hear what you do so I can put it.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I finished my chicken, and honey, here's one of these.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I want to see what of paper?

Speaker 6 (04:36):
That's the ten things you need to make a smile?
We need you got it out of order. I just
shoving the bag in there.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
I have a system still watching.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
When hear yourself back in that situation, John Jay, how.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Does that hit you? It gives me anxiety what it
means because I can't I can't find the piece of
paper that's I'm about to do it right now, but
I want to show you. Here are the ten things
that make you smile.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
There's no part of you that hears that, and goes man,
I probably could have just chilled.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Out at what's happening there.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
He says, I want to hear you, and he grabs
a piece of paper, and I'm in with your own
piece of paper.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I have now, and I've lost him for the rest
of the show.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Looking through that pile, looking through the top part of
the stack.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
He shoved it in the middle because the middle has
paper clips.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Wait, but isn't that your prep from today to No?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
This is the last couple of this is I checked
that drawer, so the last couple of weeks still why
At some point I was going to get to the
top ten breakdancing songs of all time, but now I can't.
Still way, that's one of the things that make you smile.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
The wrong stack is one of the breakdance songs. Kitty popla.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I bet you that's awesome. No, that's not it. Thanks Gancy.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Well see what you've done. Now he's obsessed and.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
I'm looking for it. You know What's funny? As I
went home and told my wife about this, did you
really yeah? No?

Speaker 12 (06:02):
And I was like, I moved I moved some of
John Jay's papers last night.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
It was an old thing. I can't Hey, you can't
move the cheese anyway, Thank you grabbing And I say,
dill Wad with love about it? With love? I do
I have names for all of you. Jill Wad's for granted.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
A lot of love spewing from Bill Way, John.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Richard, step this way, step that way. So there's many
many ways to get ahold of us, and I'm going
to get into just right now how we got up.
We got contacted by every single one of those ways.
You can call us at eight seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven. You can text the show
he takes jj R whatever your messages to nine six
eight ninety three. Then you have the talkback right, which

(06:48):
is on the iHeart radio app. You just tapped the microphone.
Then you got the drug down line right, which is
six oh two eight, and eight, nineteen thirty three. You
can leave a voicemail message, and then you could also
leave an Instagram voicemail message. And I got one of
those this weekend and I sent it to Nick and
Noah and I said, does this make sense to you guys,
because I was not aware of what comes up in

(07:10):
this message?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, my richism.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
That drives me crazy, even though I love Rich so much,
So Rich, don't.

Speaker 13 (07:18):
Take this on.

Speaker 10 (07:19):
It's Friday and John Jay's got a game for you.
Every single time he goes boom boom, and it drives
me crazy.

Speaker 14 (07:26):
It's that's not even part of the song, but everything,
and he can't help it.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Bless the sweetheart can't help it every time bom.

Speaker 10 (07:34):
Maybe you can listen back.

Speaker 14 (07:35):
I mean, if you made a montage of it, it
would be like ten minutes long.

Speaker 15 (07:38):
So much love.

Speaker 10 (07:40):
It is so funny.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
I didn't know I got that message, so I've never
heard that before.

Speaker 11 (07:45):
Oh my gosh, I tell you all the time. Every
time he says, I just look at Kyle and laugh
because I love it. I think it's so funny. I've
noticed it. You Rich, You started doing it like, I
mean a couple of months ago. But it is every time,
and there's a couple of times that you don't do
and I'm like, what's up, bro.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
I think he's starting because we don't have a Monday one,
so on Mondays we just sing it.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
And I feel like rich is so musical that I
think he felt.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Like he had to add some of there's a bump
bump in the in the song version of it that
we have. That's why I do it.

Speaker 9 (08:12):
So then I'm trying to Nick got this drunk Doyle voicemail.

Speaker 16 (08:17):
Hey, it's gone up for dogging on whatever Rich does
on the show. Whenever John Day does the Monday and
a Game for you, then Richard, he didn't do it
all the time, but I always listen for it, but
don't and I just think that someone's going to call
in and hate.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
I'm for it.

Speaker 16 (08:38):
So love you, guys, Love you rich keep doing your
weird stuff.

Speaker 10 (08:44):
But wild, Yeah, I noticed it every time.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I never noticed it. So I walked in this more.
I said, Noah, did you pull it? How long is it?
He goes, It's only like thirty forty seconds, and then
Nick goes, it could be ten minutes. Here it is, guys.
Yesterday was Father's Day and I put together a little
trivia game about Father's Day, all right, but today is Monday,

(09:11):
Father's Day, you, guys? Is Friday.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
A game for.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
It's Monday.

Speaker 17 (09:21):
For you?

Speaker 4 (09:23):
It's National Limerick Day, you guys, for you, for you?
So today is National one Hit Wonder Day Suday? Okay?

Speaker 10 (09:43):
Is it gong or is it boom?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Changed it up?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
The first one, the first one you played? You hear that? Like,
do you hear it?

Speaker 10 (09:51):
I didn't hear that.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
That was the very first one to go. Hey, guys,
yesterday was Father's Day and I put together a little
trivia game about Father's Day. All right, but today is.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Special on Mondays.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
How did you even notice that?

Speaker 18 (10:16):
Yeah, Nick, guys, I think Rich has been doing it
for so long that he is making it up in
his head because I just listened through all of those
and there's no Gong Gong at the end of any
of them.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
There is here. Listen to a little piano.

Speaker 18 (10:32):
Here, It's Friday, and got a game for you?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I do?

Speaker 10 (10:38):
I hear it, But you go.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
But we go for you and then you go Gonkong.
But in the actual one, it's during the for you.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Is that for you?

Speaker 10 (10:46):
The piano. It's the note on the piano.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
And Reg is replicating that he's doing it at different
times exactly.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Okay, yeah, okay, the music.

Speaker 10 (10:55):
I love it, Rich, I'm here for it. You keep doing.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
It's it's horscope time, Payton, what's the vipe for horsecopes?

Speaker 11 (11:09):
It's National Non Violence Day? So I'm gonna tell you
if you're an aggressive person or not.

Speaker 9 (11:13):
Based on your ZODIACTI Sintial non violence Day.

Speaker 10 (11:15):
Yeah, keep the peace?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
All right? Hello, Mason, what's your sign?

Speaker 16 (11:20):
I'm a Gemini geminis.

Speaker 10 (11:22):
You guys are violent.

Speaker 11 (11:23):
No, you're not verbally aggressive, though you are geminis. You
guys can talk your way in and out of any fight.
Instead of fists, you guys are throwing words. So you
you leave people days and confused, and you're not about
that violent life. But you will roast somebody with a
smile on your face.

Speaker 19 (11:39):
That's scary.

Speaker 13 (11:39):
How accurate that is?

Speaker 19 (11:42):
Mason, have a great day.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
So the next time I'm gonna pick up the name
is s E a m Is it seam or do
you think it's a sean? What do you think seem
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna trust Nick, Good morning, Seaman.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh well, I mean you've never heard anybody before you shot.

Speaker 11 (12:08):
You just like Rich Okay, Pisces, You guys are not
violent until you are pushed too far, and then it
is like a tidal wave of emotions crashing down on
anyone in your path. Your aggression comes out of passionate bursts,
usually followed by an apology and a sad puppy look,
it's happened.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
What about you, seem Yeah, that was on.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
What about you?

Speaker 9 (12:32):
Sean? All right, brother, have a great day.

Speaker 20 (12:37):
Thank you here as well.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
Teresa, good morning.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
What's your signe?

Speaker 10 (12:42):
Sagittarius?

Speaker 11 (12:43):
You guys can snap in a heated moment, but you
get over things as quickly as they started. So one
minute you're yelling and the next you're like, let's just
go get pizza and get over this. See, your short
fuse burns out super fast that no one ever really
feels the.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Burn to a g.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
All right, how about Kyle for Libro?

Speaker 10 (13:07):
Yeah, Kyle, my libra.

Speaker 11 (13:08):
Libra is the ultimate diplomat, So violence, no way is
that happening. You guys would rather smooth things over with
a well timed compliment or even a distraction. But if
somebody threatens your sense of justice, then they are going
to see that other side of you. You're not gonna
get physical, but you're gonna give them an icy stare
and a firm tone and they're going to back off
real quick.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Okay, Yeah, what's your sign?

Speaker 18 (13:31):
Good morning?

Speaker 19 (13:32):
I am a Capricorn.

Speaker 11 (13:33):
Capricorns, you don't waste your energy on petty fights. If
somebody comes at you, you're just gonna raise an eyebrow
and plot their downfall in a much more civilized, in
a long term way.

Speaker 16 (13:44):
Yes, very demir, Yes, that's very mindful.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
Have a great day you till How about Virgo?

Speaker 11 (13:53):
Yeah, John Jay Virgos, you don't need to be violent
because you're already five steps ahead. Why throw punches when
you can destroy someone with a well place compliment or
an expertly planned revenge, You're just gonna sit back and
watch the chaos you already initiated unfold.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Well place compliment is good. You suld really screw with someone,
and that's what I do. Anyway.

Speaker 11 (14:15):
What about for you, Leo, Well, Leo's we're not violent.
We're just dramatic. So if somebody wrongs us, it's less
about throwing fists and more about throwing shade in like
a theatrical way. So we have to have a crowd
behind us, cheering, and we're probably gonna roast you on
Instagram Live or something.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
If we're gonna get your sign, they I'll post it
on our website, John Jay and Rich dot com.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
First, please, quick, quick, quick, I'm gonna ask you a
question in QUI quick week.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Care to give me answer? You can't think too long.
Got to give me an answer, Katon. Something that whistles
starting with a letter T transle.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
You don't know if they whistle. You ever heard a transfer?

Speaker 9 (15:02):
I was looking for a train or a tea kettle
or teacup.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah, Kyle. Something that cries started with a B maybe? Yes, Rich,
something that rings started with a P. Peyton, something that
pops starting with a blu. Yes, a little faster. You
gotta be faster. You see how your two counterparts.

Speaker 10 (15:18):
Here, very fast buffering, okay, man, Kyle.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
Something that creaks started with a D. Yes, you see
how that works?

Speaker 10 (15:23):
Yeah, they're quick though.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Peyton, the part of your body and you don't have
hair on it starts with a P.

Speaker 10 (15:29):
I don't know a P. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
John part of your body. You don't have any hair on. Whatever.
What starts with a P don't matter.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
What started with oh.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Toes when I said I was going with palms, palms
your still hair? Okay. Peyton a part of your body
that blisters easily heals.

Speaker 9 (15:50):
It's going with feet, but heals part of the feet. Okay.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Peyton. A body part that changes in size during the day.
No iris, Kyle, body part you see specialists for see
special Yes, rich, body part that gets bigger as you
get older.

Speaker 9 (16:08):
Yes, okay. These next answers start.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
With H s h Okay, Peyton.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
You might do this to your shoes, stream them looking.

Speaker 21 (16:21):
For shine shine h Kyle?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
A kind of story? What kind of story story? Short story? Rich?
It's painful to get kicked here shins Peyton. If you've
had chicken pox, you may someday get this, Yes, Kyle,
you might celebrate by drinking one of these shastak. Okay.

(16:58):
This next round is called lame lame all right, look
at things that are lame peyton a lame theme for
a party.

Speaker 10 (17:06):
I don't know, Uh, Harry Potter, Sorry that was mean.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
A lame concert to go see cold Play? Rich a
lame birthday dinner.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh uh, Chinese peyton.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
A lame name for a dog. Ted Kyle elame place
to go on vacation.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
I think you can make anywhere exciting.

Speaker 8 (17:31):
Oh Delaware.

Speaker 22 (17:35):
Alright, alright, that's my fun little game ofday and a
game for you.

Speaker 9 (17:44):
Good morning, you were day with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
I wake up with my favorite artist and it's.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Billy Teddy Swims. And you're listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Danielle, you got a Thanksgiving bomb? You're dropping?

Speaker 15 (17:58):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 13 (17:59):
I So I'm a straight a student. I like, I'm
I'm in college and I've just got like one year left,
and I my boyfriend wants to move to LA to
pursue his dreams, and like I really want to go
with him, And so I think I'm just gonna drop
out of school and go, like get a job with him,

(18:21):
Like maybe you drive Luberg until I kind of figure
it out. But I just know that my parents are
probably gonna be pretty upset because I got a full ride.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Damn.

Speaker 13 (18:31):
Yeah, yeah, I I'm nervous.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Why wouldn't you just finish? Let me be your parents
for a second. Why wouldn't you just finish and.

Speaker 13 (18:41):
Then move because we've been together for a year. I
love him like I just like we are. We're so
like intertwined. We've just got like so much going for us,
and I just feel like if I stay back, like
everything will change and like he'll just be doing his
own thing and we won't.

Speaker 23 (18:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (18:59):
I don't think it will work out that way.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Can I give you some advice as well, along the
lines of Kyle. So, my wife and I we got married.
We got married, and I got my first job on
the radio in Cincinnati, and I was moving obviously with
my wife. But my wife's bosses said that's a really
hard career to crack into, and they said, stay here.

(19:21):
We'll pay you this much money for the next three month.
Give him three months. They said, give him three months
and then and then if it works out, then go ahead.
And so they dangled a big care in front of her,
and so she was like, okay. So she says to me,
is it okay if I don't move with you? We've
been married a week and she says, is it okay
if I don't go? I'm like, that's fine. So I
went by myself and going by myself to start my

(19:44):
career and not being married, and it was great because
I could just do, like I just focused on work.
I'd have to work, worry about a wife or kids
or anything, right, So I was just like focused on work.
So my advice would be to you is let him
go start follow his dream, give him a year. That way,
you finish your career, your school, and then you could
be like, if everything's still working out, you go move

(20:05):
with him, because, believe it or not, things worked out
for me.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Good point.

Speaker 13 (20:10):
Well, I don't know, like a year is a really
long time.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Do you see him on the weekends, you see him
on hotidays, you still see him you FaceTime.

Speaker 13 (20:18):
Yeah, it's just so hard with school to like be
together when you know, like if we're not in the
same place, it's it's really hard to like do work
and focus on school. And then he's like so far
away it's hard to visit.

Speaker 11 (20:30):
Yeah, totally. I mean, Daniel, I just turned twenty five.
I graduated college, Like it'll be three years this may.
I have a boyfriend now and we've been together for
a while. But we did a year long distance. I
moved back home, he was still in school, and I
flew out once a month to go see him where
he was in the long distance. It totally sucks, but
like I got my degree, like he was on track

(20:52):
to get his.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Degor if it doesn't work out, you got stuff to
have a future. Moves there and it doesn't work out,
then you're like, are you gonna go back to that school?

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Are you gonna you won't get your full ride again.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I've got these new friends, I've got this new life
over yere. Oh I'm a waiter, I'm a waitress. I
can't make I mean, it's just whatever.

Speaker 11 (21:06):
They're just so tough because it's like when you're so
young and in love and in college and you want
to do what you want to do.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Like I've been in that situation too.

Speaker 11 (21:13):
Like I gave up a full ride basketball scholarship just
to go move and be a regular student. Luckily I
was blessed to get another one because I played basketball.
But like I'm telling you right, and how girlfriend, Like
it is so not worth it, Like sit there, get
your degree, finish out the year, go see him when
you can go see him, and it'll be good. You
get to go to La to go visit your boyfriend.
Like how fun is that?

Speaker 10 (21:32):
Well, you take it as a vacation.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Then you really know if the relationship's gonna last. I
can do if you can get through that, Like you
don't know. If you just move, a ton of things
could happen to break you up. But if you really
test it and he comes through and you guys are together,
then you know it's meant to be.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Plus. If anything, we've given you a lot of practice
for your parents. Yeah, because when you drop this bomb
on them on Thursday, you could be prepared for everything
we just said, because they're gonna say the same thing.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (22:00):
I guess I'll have to sit on it.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Your dad's probably gonna go. Your dad's going to go.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
You know what, do it just go sounds great?

Speaker 9 (22:07):
Yeah, we'll pay for you to go live there.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
By the way. What's your boyfriend's dream?

Speaker 13 (22:12):
He wants to be an actor?

Speaker 4 (22:16):
You know what? You should call us back whenever he
makes it, and we could be like, oh, you were right, Wow,
he made it, and then he dumped you because now
he's dating Gwinneth pal Truck, he's dating Ariana Grande. Is
he any good as an actor?

Speaker 13 (22:34):
Yeah, he's really good. I think, like you know, he's
he's got a couple of things going. But it's just
local and like he just needs a shot, you know,
like he needs to kind of be in that area.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Man, that's a million other people there too. It's the
chances are small.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Has he done he plays?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Like? What what plays he done? He did?

Speaker 13 (22:55):
Streat car name desire?

Speaker 9 (22:56):
Really let me hear you, yes, Stella, Let me hear it.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Let me hear it. See if if it rubbed off.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
I heard that a lot.

Speaker 19 (23:01):
I heard that a lot last year.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Okay, all right, Danielle, Well, good luck to you, Thanks
so much. I appreciate it. Actually, more good luck to
your parents. I would die happy. Thanks Kevin. It's John
Jay Rich Daisy, good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Hello.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
I just wanted to have another opinion on the side
for anybody. We just talked to somebody who said that
they would like to drop out of college to be
able to go and live with their fiance in a
different state and quitting school and being able to just
go as straight into working is not as easy as

(23:43):
it may look, or as it may you may expect
it to be. I had currently I'm doing that right now.

Speaker 13 (23:50):
I dropped out of school last year.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
I was in medical school, and it was difficult for me,
so I had dropped out. And even with my fiance
being a blue collar mechanic and making three thousand dollars
a month, we still cannot pay our bills.

Speaker 19 (24:05):
We still live with our parents.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
That's tough.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
So it really is tough. It's really hard. So I
would just say to have a plan, because no matter
how much door dash and Uber puts out, how great
their company could be, you still aren't going to make
enough money to be able to pay for car insurance
and all of your bills and stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
That's a good point.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
So yeah, I mean, and just like how I think
it was Kyle who had said, you know, if you
want to do a long distance, long distance is a
lot better. I would finish it out if you have
just a couple of months, because a lot of people
do that and they regret it. If I could finish
out college, even with bad grades, I would have done
it because I would have still had that degree.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Really you're saying, I'm sure she's talking about like moving
right away with her boyfriend, But what you're saying is
if your relationship is strong enough, it can handle that
last couple of.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Months exactly, exactly, and I wouldn't say it's a red flag,
but if you've only been dating for a year and
someone is encouraging you to leave something that you started
before you got together, I would really look into that
because school is really good for you, and I mean,
I know a lot of people push that, but your
significant others should want you to progress. No matter what

(25:15):
it is that you started, whether it's schooling or an
independent hobby, you should want to finish that out, no
matter how difficult it is, just so that you're able
to finish it out.

Speaker 10 (25:25):
Good and nice.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Thanks Daisy, thank you for calling in. Thanks for listening. Ashley,
good morning, you got a Thanksgiving body learning?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Hi, I do well.

Speaker 15 (25:35):
My family found out about my only fans, so I
have to deal with that.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I go to home giving.

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Oh so how do you know they found out about
your only fans?

Speaker 1 (25:46):
They called me and said, what is this?

Speaker 9 (25:49):
Okay, and what is this? What is your only fans?
What are you doing there?

Speaker 4 (25:53):
There's not a whole lot I don't do on there.
It's pretty much.

Speaker 9 (25:57):
All out there.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Really Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 23 (26:02):
It's naughty.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
I can see why they would be upset, but also
like but also like you know, I work hard I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I'm just trying to make some money.

Speaker 20 (26:13):
It's hard out there for a girl, you know.

Speaker 9 (26:15):
Sure, how much money have you made with your only
fans so far?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
It's a lot.

Speaker 24 (26:19):
It's it's it's mostly for fun and just for extra cash.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
I mean the most, like.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Four hundred and four hundred bucks a month, maybe five
hundred on a good month.

Speaker 10 (26:29):
That's a good side hustle. Still, though, on extra five
hundred bucks is helpful?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Do you think there?

Speaker 21 (26:34):
Are they very helpful?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Are they upset because you're doing it? Or are they
upset because they've seen it? You know, like now it's scarf. No,
I think they're.

Speaker 23 (26:43):
Upset that I'm doing it.

Speaker 17 (26:44):
They're like, you know, I am a mom.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
They're like, what the kids find out?

Speaker 20 (26:49):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I'm like, well, you know, then.

Speaker 11 (26:52):
One day we have a conversation about consent in my body,
my choice, and then we take it from there.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Okay, So in a couple of days, Thanksgiving Thursday, you're
going to walk in and Thanksgiving with who, mom, dad, brother, sister,
Who's it your Thanksgiving?

Speaker 16 (27:05):
So it'll be my in laws, my sister in law,
her family.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
And that'll be it.

Speaker 9 (27:12):
Okay, so in laws, meaning, are you a married person?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, so my.

Speaker 21 (27:16):
Husband, Well it'll be me, my husband, our kids going
over to his dad and.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Stemw Okay, so your husband knows you have an only
fans right?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah definitely.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Does he participate? Does he participate in me? He will,
so he does? We do it together? Wow?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
That's cool, man, But how awkward it's your in laws.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
It's not even your like that would make me an
extra cringe.

Speaker 8 (27:42):
And they better not bring it up because your kids
are there.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
It's like what happens when your kids find out?

Speaker 8 (27:46):
Well you just told my kids, right if we put
you on hold and they've.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Already tried to have so, so.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
I'm going to put you on hold, and then can
you give grant? Can you give grant? Can you get
like a can you give like a twenty four hour
access to your only fans? We can check it out.

Speaker 19 (28:04):
Yeah sure, why not.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I'm dying. I'm trying to see exactly what we're talking about,
what the family is going to walk into. So hold on, Ashley,
hold on, yikes.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, I mean she's going to be the most uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
I just if you put yourself in her shoes, walking
into Thanksgiving with your in laws or whoever, and they've
all seen you naked, They've all seen you do all
kinds of stuff.

Speaker 9 (28:27):
I mean, that's why don't know how graphic is her
only fans, which she says she does.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
It all right.

Speaker 11 (28:31):
I mean I hope they wouldn't see it, because like,
isn't it only fans? You have to pay to get
a subscription to it?

Speaker 10 (28:36):
In they're that.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
They could see, you know one of them did.

Speaker 10 (28:42):
Oh my gosh, I'd be mortified.

Speaker 8 (28:44):
One of Okay, So if one of Kadem's family members
had an only fans, you wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Do whatever you could to see up to Oh.

Speaker 11 (28:50):
I totally would, which is why I'm like mortified right
now for her.

Speaker 10 (28:53):
I totally saw her.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
If you buy an only fans, if you if you
pay for someone's only fans, they know who you are. Yeah, okay,
so like if okay, it's a transaction, So you would say,
like if I signed up to a family member if
I knew my niece was doing it, and it'd be like.

Speaker 25 (29:07):
Oh yeah, oh my god, that's so crazy.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
All right, If you have any Thanksgiving bombs that you're dropping,
you can let us know at anytime, dm us at
John j and Rich, text jj R and your message
to nine six eight ninety three talk back to us
on the iHeart Radio app. A lot of stuff happened.
Did you get a grant? You got it? Oh my god,
I happened to get grant. Sent me the link to
the only Fans page. And now my Thanksgiving is different, different,

(29:39):
My Thanksgiving is now, it's not changed.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
You're going over Oh god, no, I think I'm.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
I'm gonna be fascinating.

Speaker 17 (29:51):
Kill memory.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Not only do you need to know if they're cheating,
you deserve to know the truth. War of the Roses
right now with John Jay and Rich John Dane Rich's
time for War of the Roses. You guys, Kyle, are
you ready to do this? A rap?

Speaker 10 (30:11):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Are you favorite time of the week saber tooth Tigers?

Speaker 8 (30:15):
So what you said, favorite time of the week?

Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah, but also sabretooth Tigers.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
That means he's ready.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
All right, We're gonna talk to Janna. Hi.

Speaker 24 (30:27):
Good morning, Jenna, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
So what's your scenario? What's your situation? How can we
help you?

Speaker 24 (30:35):
Okay, So I think my boyfriend Phil is like messing
around with someone else We've been together for like a
really long time, and we've had issues with this in
the past, not like real cheating, but like texting other
girls and like liking other girls photos on Instagram and
all that stuff. And he has changed. I saw because

(31:00):
you know, he felt like he could leave his phone out.
He he was like not like running away from the
house to like take phone calls. Like it's all just
been like super weird and says like like these days,
like he's been hiding his phone under his pillow. The
other day, I literally think I saw him take the
phone into the shower, and I'm like, what are you doing?

(31:24):
And so I I just think that I want to
know what's going on, Like I want to know. I
deserve clarity.

Speaker 10 (31:33):
So he is pretty much gatekeeping his phone.

Speaker 11 (31:35):
So have you not had an opportunity to look through it?

Speaker 24 (31:38):
I mean I haven't because he's been like putting it
under his pillow. And I mean, like obviously I like
reach under his pillow, like he's gonna know that. I
tried to like look at his phone. It's always on
his body now. It's like not like on a side
table or like on our counter, It's by his side
all the time, which is also a reason why I

(31:58):
feel super stile about it.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
I always feel like that's definitely a red flag. But
I think always in these situations, you know, we try
to look at it, maybe through a positive angle, like
maybe it's not that like is there any special occasions
coming up a birthday anniversary that maybe he could.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Be he could be being secret.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
Because he's trying to hide something from you. But what
he's hiding could be a good thing.

Speaker 24 (32:20):
Maybe, I don't know. We just have had a past
of like him texting other girls and make you like
another girl's instagram, and so like it's just whether or
not something good is about to happen. The way he's
going about it is making me not feel goodly.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
So you've seen it before in the same old behaviors back, Yeah,
because if you think about it, if you put yourself
in that shoe, would you ever need to hide your
phone from like think a look if anybody can look
through my phone, Like it's just it's just what it is.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
Yeah, just for the internet surges, they're a little embarrassing.

Speaker 10 (32:57):
But just to clarify, Jana, your birth they isn't coming up.

Speaker 24 (33:01):
My birthday isn't coming up. Our anniversary isn't coming up.

Speaker 10 (33:06):
I just wanted to make sure, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Because you said you've been together for a long time,
so you're like, oh, maybe he's gonna propose.

Speaker 8 (33:12):
But I mean, honestly, like if I had the same
situation as you and you had been down that road before,
like I mean, that's the first place you would go.
It's like being shady again. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (33:24):
You know? What's weird for me is I would think,
with all the information that's out there nowadays, like I
don't know why you would sleep with the phone under
your pillow just because I would think I'd be so
paranoid of the radiation that you out like you know,
like they tell you now like it's even a law
in California you drive, you know, on speaking because as
for car accidents, but you don't want your phone next
to your head for a very long time. They don't

(33:45):
want you to talk on the phone like this. You know,
you want it on bluetooth or you want you keep
your phone away from you. So to put your phone
under your pillow and sleep for eight hours like that,
I would that would drive me. I would be paranoid.

Speaker 11 (33:56):
It's also kind of a fire Housard, because if it's
on the charger and you're cussing your phone and it
gets hot, it's going to be such your house on fire.

Speaker 9 (34:03):
Probably he must be hiding something big where he's real
frame cancer.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
It's not funny, but you're right it is.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
He's posing a major risk with what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Right, Okay, we'll call Phil and we're gonna tell him.
Coyle's gonnaell him. He wanted red roses, romantic, red roses,
very romantic. So whoever he says them to, he's in
a relationship with that. There's emotion, there's love, there's intimacy.
So we'll see who he says them to, all right, Jenna,
all right, all right, so hang tight. War the Roses
continues next with John Jay and Rich John Zaine Rich.

(34:42):
We're in the middle of War of the Roses. You
got jan online. She is dating Phil. They've been together
for a while now. She's caught him in the past
like Viking girls photos on Instagram, texting girls, but not
really doing the big the big cheat, am I right, Jana?
Not the big cheat?

Speaker 24 (34:57):
Yeah, not the big one, not the big sea.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
But he here's the thing. He's been acting really weird. Lately,
he won't show you his phone. He's got puts his
phone down or he sleeps with it under his bed.
You see him texting, you're just kind of freaked out. Now,
you're you're you see a lot of the word people
use nowadays. Trigger, there's a lot of triggers, right, So,
so now you think maybe he's cheating. So you've come
to us. We're gonna call him up. Tell me one
a dozen red roses. He could send him to anybody

(35:20):
he wants, anybody in the.

Speaker 24 (35:21):
World, fingers crossed, it'll be me, Like, I hope I'm
making all.

Speaker 18 (35:25):
Of this up.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
Okay, now who is me? I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
I deal with a lot. But my son plays basketball
in Hawaii and he's got friends from all over the country,
all over the world. One of it like, he's got
a teammate named my So when you say so, he
could easily have a teammate named me. I just want
to be clear for our international listeners.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
That is kind of you.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
That is kind Now who is you? Stop?

Speaker 11 (35:56):
It's like, okay, we figure this out.

Speaker 24 (36:02):
I'm like, oh yeah, this is a good time to joke.
I'm not feeling nervous at all.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Trying to lighten the mood. But yeah, we have you back.

Speaker 10 (36:10):
And stop.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
Hello, Hi there, May I please speak to Phil? Phil, Phil,
it's kind of your lucky day. So my name's Nadine.

Speaker 8 (36:28):
I know this is probably so random. I'm with a
new company. We're actually called J and R Flowers. That's
important to remember, J and our Flowers. That's what the
sphone call is all about. And you, Phil, have been
chosen to be one of our micro influencers.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
So here's the cool thing about it.

Speaker 8 (36:42):
For you, Phil, So you could send our pure passion bouquet.
It is our most sensual bouquet of roses. We call
it the Red Velvet Roses, and.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
We want you to do that totally free, to anyone
you want.

Speaker 8 (36:54):
All we're asking in return, Phil, is that you have
post about J and R Flowers on whichever social media
platform you use the most. So I say it's really
cool because it is absolutely free, and it's usually about
an eighty dollars bouquet, which is a little pricey, but
we do want it to make a real splash, and
we do just say it's like it's just sending a
physical form of flirtation if you will, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 10 (37:19):
Perfect.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
So I'm not going to need any personal information from you, like.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Credit card or anything like that.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
But Phil, I will send it out with like a
nice little card, and we do say they're really you know,
romantic and passionate on their own, but this is your
chance to really, you know, personalize it and just make
it more yours. So on the card you can write
whatever you want. We've seen messages that are you know, fun, flirty, sexy, dirty,
whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Okay, So don't be shy, I've seen it all.

Speaker 8 (37:44):
Let me know what you want on the card and
then I can get them sent out as early as today.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
All right.

Speaker 20 (37:52):
Let me let me think I would say something like
how I'm so proud of I'm so proud of you
and this life that you you, you and I have
built together, and I love you very much, and I'm
excited to see what the future holds.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Okay, and I love you very much.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Excited to see the future.

Speaker 8 (38:16):
Oh, I love that beautiful And so I'm guessing you
would liked a love Phil at the end.

Speaker 20 (38:23):
Yes, Yes, I love Phil?

Speaker 5 (38:26):
And then who do you want me to address this to? Phil?

Speaker 20 (38:28):
I'm gonna send this to my girlfriend Janna.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Janna's gonna love This should be a good surprise.

Speaker 24 (38:37):
Janna, I don't understand why are you acting like so
weird Phil You're hiding your phone and everything, and why
are those roses going to me and not someone else
at this point, because it seems like you're talking to
somebody else.

Speaker 20 (38:52):
Jana, what do you what is this?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
What are you doing?

Speaker 24 (38:56):
I'm just like, you've been acting so weird lately, even
charging your phone under your pillow. You literally brought your
phone with you into the shower the other day, and
I'm just you're sending me so many mixed messages of
like you hiding things from me, but now you're sending
me roses. I don't know what you want for me
really right now, and I'm just trying to figure it out.

Speaker 17 (39:20):
Well.

Speaker 20 (39:20):
I will definitely tell you I'm surprised that we're talking
on this call right now, but no, like wow, no,
I just honestly I don't I don't want you to
freak out or anything, but I'm planning something for you,
like I got something in the works.

Speaker 24 (39:34):
So I don't know if I believe you because you've
lied to me before, Like I'm thinking about when we
were in college and you were texting my roommate like,
how do I know that you're telling the truth this time?

Speaker 20 (39:49):
Well, I definitely don't want you to think that. I mean,
I I've been I guess it's kind of secretive because
I don't want to tell you what I have planned.
I don't want to ruin it, you know. But I
I guess you've you've caught me being secretive and hiding
my phone and everything. I get it. But I guess
here we go. Your mom and I are planning your

(40:09):
retirement party, secrets out.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Retirement the radio. You're on the Johji and Rich radio show.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Oh hey, how's it going?

Speaker 24 (40:21):
I feel so stupid.

Speaker 20 (40:25):
Obviously, I'm not trying to lie to you. You're my girlfriend.
I love you, and I love what we've what we've
done together. I don't I don't want you to feel
like I'm lying to you. This is just I'm trying
to plan something. And now that you're being a little
nosy girl over here, I guess the secret's out and
I just ruined it.

Speaker 9 (40:41):
Do you work for Twitter? You sound young while you
retiring so young.

Speaker 24 (40:48):
I'm a cage fighter and my body is just tapped.
But it's not for another two months, so I didn't
think about it.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
You're a cage ladder, and do you think feel is
stupid enough to cheat on you?

Speaker 15 (41:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (41:04):
Yeah, you really might throw it down on Villa.

Speaker 20 (41:09):
Yeah my girl, My girl crushed it in the ring.
You know, I'm not trying to you know, if I
get on her bad od, I'm I'm gonna end up
knocked out in the ring. So sure, the last thing
I want to do is.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
That I don't care who it is.

Speaker 10 (41:19):
That's pretty cool, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
And her body, your body is doing what.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
She says, tapped out, it's ready to go.

Speaker 24 (41:26):
Yeah, it's just I've been I've been at it for
you know, since I was eighteen, since I was going
to college, and it is just so stressful on your body.
You're like waking up your training at four am before
work and then you're training after hours. Yeah, and I'm

(41:47):
just ready that I'm ready to sleep and to start
the new chapter. And I was hoping that would be
with Phil and it's looking like it is because I
am an idiot.

Speaker 10 (42:00):
It's a good turn on it, though.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (42:02):
Just just know that we got something, We got something
that works for you, honey, and it's gonna be it's
gonna be a beautiful it's gonna be a beautiful experience.
So I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Are you having perform at HM?

Speaker 10 (42:19):
Well, congratulations, Jenna, that is awesome.

Speaker 24 (42:22):
Thank you so much. I'm really looking forward to it.
And let's pretend this never happened.

Speaker 20 (42:27):
Phil, I love you, Jen. I'll see you soon.

Speaker 24 (42:32):
I love you when you're home.

Speaker 11 (42:38):
A headlock, Yeah that was funny, Rich.

Speaker 20 (42:44):
Yeah, you can feel one of our headlocks.

Speaker 9 (42:48):
This is kind of a weird thing to say that.
That's a happy war of the roses.

Speaker 17 (42:51):
Yeah, we haven't had one of those.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
While I'm dead. They'll give you dye and you go
to heaven and then you hear the first joke in
heaven and you laugh. I'm dead.

Speaker 23 (43:07):
Literally literally, it'd be like, yeah, yeah you are, Yeah,
I'm good. Anyway, that's where the roses John Jayne Rich.

Speaker 10 (43:20):
Even sold well then.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
John Jaye Rich. So we're doing this very special thing.
We did this at Easter right with peeps, and Nick
is in the studio today and we're gonna see if
Nick can fill his mouthful of mashed potatoes and make
phone calls to make reservations for Thanksgiving. So in other words.
Can Nick make a Thanksgiving dinner reservation while his mouth
is full of Thanksgiving food? The irony?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, now I hear that a lot of the restaurants
already booked up.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Nick is eating mashed potatoes that were made by Grant
and Grant's girlfriend. Kind of fluffy these.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Are, but yeah, they look great for the yellow. Get
some garlic in there, and there's.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Lots of butter in there, probably a lot of butter.

Speaker 24 (44:07):
First.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Oh my gosh, that's a big big.

Speaker 15 (44:13):
This is Clared. How mess is you?

Speaker 17 (44:15):
Hi? I'm look at you? Look thanks Giving done?

Speaker 15 (44:20):
Look thanksgivin dinner? Is there's no booking required? I'll no,
it's not required. Our restaurant is pretty large. Our restaurant
is large.

Speaker 17 (44:36):
Family turn I'm sorry, I'll have about family of ten?

Speaker 15 (44:43):
All right, just a moment.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Did you lose some I can't say it's just.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Cashmere, Okay, good morning? Things for calling.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Hi.

Speaker 17 (45:13):
I'm looking at your book of given dinner for my family.
Excuse me, I'm looking to book Thanksgiving dinner from my family.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Absolutely, let me transfer you.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Oh my god, I think they're pranking you.

Speaker 7 (45:29):
They're pranking you now now, thank you for holding Hi?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
How are you good.

Speaker 25 (45:39):
How are you?

Speaker 17 (45:40):
I'm great. I would have to make the web disation for.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
How many people?

Speaker 15 (45:47):
Ten? On Thanksgiving?

Speaker 17 (45:51):
Yeah? Please?

Speaker 7 (45:52):
What time were you hoping to come in.

Speaker 17 (45:57):
Dinner?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 17 (46:05):
Oh you know we were now going to dinner.

Speaker 26 (46:13):
We start serving our Thanksgiving dinner at noon and it
goes until eight.

Speaker 17 (46:17):
Oh my goodness, breaks. What are your openings?

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Fah?

Speaker 7 (46:25):
We have availability mostly earlier in the day.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
For a party of ten.

Speaker 12 (46:31):
Really, anytime between twelve and three point thirty?

Speaker 17 (46:35):
Oh my goodness. How about wanta thing?

Speaker 7 (46:45):
And this was for ten?

Speaker 17 (46:47):
Yeah? Now, apparently I love the Hey.

Speaker 13 (46:55):
A couple of our items?

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Do you have potatoes with them?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (46:59):
Great?

Speaker 15 (47:00):
Can I get your last Can I get your last name?

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Please?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (47:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
You did lord the whole time?

Speaker 9 (47:14):
Cage time for stax and ass stacks and ass?

Speaker 17 (47:17):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Where is your.

Speaker 10 (47:21):
Judge?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I read stacks.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I'll bring the ass.

Speaker 9 (47:25):
Yeah, my gosh.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
According to new research, the average person says what did
you say to someone? Three times a day, twenty one
times a week, and ninety one times a month, and
a thousand ninety five times a year. Now, obviously, there
are several reasons why we ask people to repeat themselves
hearing issues, Kyle, we weren't listening or we were buying
time to come up with an answer. Now, if they

(47:48):
couldn't hear, the average personal ask it to be repeated
twice before giving up an understanding, just pretending.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
To go Yeah, I think I say what'd you say?
Way more times than that.

Speaker 10 (47:57):
Do you triple those numbers, Kyle.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
I was at this like get together yesterday in a
lobby of my doctor's office. Was like an open house.
Everyone's talking and I talked to so many people and
I could not hear. It's like I'm talking to him
face to face, but the background noise is so much
louder than the person that's talking to me. Yeah, my
wife's like, tell me, I need to get my ears checked,
and I will at some point. A poll of people

(48:19):
who claim to have a good sex life found that
the average roll in the hay should last a total
of thirty five minutes, fifteen minutes of foreplay, fifteen minutes
of doing it, and five minutes of cuddling. That's a
long time to cuddle.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Pillow talk, cuddle.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
A new study I discovered that snackers consume seventy seven
percent more calories when you're eating chips served with dip
than just chips alone without dip, so people don't eat
fewer calories when the dip is added.

Speaker 10 (48:49):
Well, the chip is just the vessel for the dip.

Speaker 11 (48:52):
That is.

Speaker 9 (48:53):
Will said, be careful what you leave in your car.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Forty six year old guy in Wisconsin stole a truck
and he says the only reason he's is because there's
a bag of Friedo's at the front seat. There are
eight new emojis being confirmed, including face with bag under
its eyes, and they're gonna roll out the next few months.
I wonder how many people canna use that? Then you
get any sleep. Oh, there's a whole thing on behavior

(49:21):
on airplanes. Unruly behavior on airplanes is down seventy five
percent in the last three years.

Speaker 9 (49:28):
The FAA has.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Only received one four hundred reports complained since twenty twenty one,
which was six thousand.

Speaker 9 (49:37):
And do you know why that is?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Three reasons they say, there are less This is why
there's less fighting, no more mask mandates, people are traveling
differently that or different people are traveling. Sorry. The airline
slash prices back then to get people flying again, and
there were people that were rookie flyers and know the rules,
and airplanes are serving alcoho again. So I guess when

(50:01):
there was no booze it was a problem.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
I would think it'd be the opposite.

Speaker 10 (50:05):
People want to enjoy their moscow.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Sooop dog says the key. Who is twenty seven year
marriage is quote? She understands me. She's a great mother,
a tremendous grandmother, an excellent wife and a great friend.
The good to my bad is her. Here's who Julie
Bowen is. Who's Julie Bowen from a modern family? Modern?

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, she's the wife.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
The wife, right, But you know what else? She was
in No Happy Gilmore? That's right, most that's what I mean.
I didn't know if she was in Happy Gilmore. Didn't
think about it twice. But this is why this story
is leaking that Julie Bowen revealed that her character in
Adam Sanders's character from Happy Gilmore. Two are still together
in the movie. So she's in the movie.

Speaker 10 (50:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
I didn't realize that.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Was her, I know, I know. So anyway, that's that's
some Happy Gilmore scoop. What do you got for stacks
and hacks? What do you got for ass rich?

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I know that We've talked about mosquitos, and I've talked
about ways to get rid of them, and none of
them have worked for Kyle in her house. In fact,
I believe just yes, as you were talking about being
mosquito bit Yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
Went up to Paysin to see my mom last weekend
and I came back with literally fifteen mosquito bites.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Well, I think this is gonna be great for Paysin.
I just think this could be great for your mom,
and I think this is going to change the world.
So did you know that you can scare off Mosquitos
and it only requires music. And the music that Mosquitoes
hate the most is anything with bass or ass if
you will turn up that hip hop, But they say
even better than hip hop is EDM music. And the

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number one song is a countdown that mosquitos hate the
most is right here. It is Scrillicks. It is the
song that is called Scary Monsters. So any nice writes
in Mosquitoes hate this because it vibrates and.

Speaker 10 (51:53):
Then excuser, I remember what that song was like, so.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Big I forget they'd hate make a trainer you know
all about that face.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I always read that they don't hate Megan Trader right now,
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Speaker 4 (52:27):
It's John Jay and Rich phone numbers eight seven seven
ninety three seven one to four seven our website jou
jan Ris dot com. The average Thanksgiving for ten people
should cost forty eight dollars in ninety one cents, is
what they say, according to an annual study. Or you
can head to Old Homestead Steakhouse in New York and
pay one hundred and eighty one thousand dollars. It's billed

(52:48):
as the most expensive Thanksgiving in the world. Now here's
the owner, Mark Sherry, explaining why it costs so much.

Speaker 20 (52:56):
The Old Homestead has the most expensive Thanksgiving dinner the
world had a one hundred and eighty one thousand dollars.
So what we've done with ugury is accused it with
a bottle of lou the thirteenth brandy, which is forty
six hundred dollars should have blops.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
The flabb Coach Oral two had one hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Dollars a pounds sweet potatoes, twelve hundred pounds of bacon
that we imployed, and the famous pig can suspain in
these mashed potatoes.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
We have four hundred and eighty dollars a pounds.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
The kool Aid cheese always says a famous pig from Spain, like,
how famous is that pig?

Speaker 9 (53:35):
Because they've got to kill it?

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Right, I was thinking the same thing.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
It's not like they cut part of the pig out
and then they like hopefully skin grass repair the pig.
The next year.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
I should make the gravy that doesn't have the four
thousand dollars bottle of champagne. I'll have that gravy on
the flip side.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Simp was served a full Thanksgiving dinner to random strangers
on a New York subway train and videos are going viral.
They had everything you expect, so picture of sub way.
The guy had a table, he had the turkey cooked,
he was carving the turkey. He had mashed potatoes. He
had everything set up and people were lined up on
the train as the train was moving, mashed potatoes, veggies,
mac and cheese, corn bread.

Speaker 25 (54:12):
Unbelievable, Hey body, they haven't any father, thank you for
bringing us all together.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
All this thing's different.

Speaker 17 (54:25):
Date.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
There's a lot of people that don't have food. We're
very pressed to happen.

Speaker 16 (54:28):
And we're very thankful.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Can I just say one thing that cheese was correct.
Here's what the possum is.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
When I lived in Houston, there used to be a
possible to come in my backyard. It was scary looking,
big old thing would crawl on this wall, slowly crawled
the wall. My wife would go, there's a possible in
the backyard. I'd look at it through the window and
because I mean, it's not something you see all the time,
you know, and it's weird. So guy in Michigan sawid
he thought was a koala bear, but it's a possum,
and he filmed it and he's freaking out that there's

(55:00):
a koala bear in Michigan, as he should.

Speaker 9 (55:04):
But it's not a koala bear. It's a possum.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Bro, we got koala bears in Michigan.

Speaker 18 (55:14):
Nasty bro, Stop looking at me because yeah, I'm on
tip with you boy.

Speaker 21 (55:21):
No, I'm not gonna leave him alone, all right, bro,
I have a good day.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
All right. So normally have these certain clips pulled, this
clip I don't. I don't have pulled. I'm gonna play
it from the actual news website because, uh, the actual
story is. You know, you guys think all you guys
have I gotta play. I gotta play a part of
the commercial for you know how they have a commercial
the plays darn it, you guys don't need your commercial,
so you know how, I don't have a rumba. But

(55:46):
this is the first I've heard of a rumba, a
mishap happening. Everything turned out okay, but this rumba sucked
up this woman shitsum dog dog. But I just like
the way the dog's fine. But it was a news story,
but I like the way the intro of the news story.

Speaker 20 (56:07):
Police officers responded dozens of calls a day, but for
officers and Baldwin, this one kind of stands out.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
It is a bizarre story.

Speaker 21 (56:15):
A robotic vacuum sucked up a family's beloved pet five
hundred sign. Jenna Barnes has the story and don't worry
the happy ending.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
This is Stoneball.

Speaker 26 (56:26):
He's an elderly shit zoo whose personality lives up to
his name.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
You could be walking towards him Hill still sit there. Okay,
He's not going to go anywhere.

Speaker 26 (56:36):
And that proved to be a problem Friday, when his owner, Megan,
was doing chores.

Speaker 12 (56:40):
Oh, I'll get the vacuum going in these three rooms
for company tomorrow morning.

Speaker 26 (56:45):
The robot vacuum got to work, and Stoneball, well, he
didn't go anywhere, Megan, and then the.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Vacuum sucked him up.

Speaker 8 (56:53):
Guys, you think he's like he said, come on, come on, try.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
To take me.

Speaker 17 (57:02):
I've been up the sec.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
And Ryan Ryan, Good morning, Ryan.

Speaker 19 (57:15):
Hi, how's it going.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 19 (57:17):
Hi, welcome, Yes, thank you for having me.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
What's going on?

Speaker 19 (57:21):
Okay, So I need some advice from you guys. So
I've been dating this guy. We've been dating for almost
two years, like a year and a half, really great guy,
Like we met through mutual friends, Like I could definitely
see a future with him, right, So we kind of
live two different lifestyles. You know, he lives in a
refurbished school bus. You know, he started this project probably

(57:45):
like around the pandemic. So he's been living there. It's
really beautiful, really nice. He's a really creative guy.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
Me.

Speaker 19 (57:51):
I live in my apartment. You know, I love my apartment.
It's very nice, cozy. I have a lot of space.
So since we've been we've been getting very serious. He
wants me to move in to the school of Bus
with him, and are you not going?

Speaker 15 (58:06):
I don't.

Speaker 19 (58:06):
I don't know, just something about it doesn't feel stable,
you know, if we start to have kids, like where
with the kids sleep? If we get a doll, where
with the dog? Like it's just a lot of moving factors,
and I don't want to hurt it feeling because he's
a really, really nice guy. But you know, I don't
really know how to break it to him.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Well for me, could he have been doing this to you, like, Hey,
we're going to the next level. I really think I'd
like for you to move in to my bus, hoping
you'd say no, way, you move into my house and
then he'd be like, oh, okay, yes, I'll do it.

Speaker 11 (58:37):
Like he's like has an alternate life because maybe he
thinks you like that about him, but really.

Speaker 10 (58:41):
He's ready to get.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
He's just dive a liver a normal house or a
normal shower, the normal whatever.

Speaker 8 (58:45):
And he was like, no, if that is the case,
I feel like the easy way to present that is like, well,
how you've worked so hard on this, This is like
an investment you should get paid back on. Why don't
you move in with me? And then let's rent out
the buses and air be and b.

Speaker 10 (59:04):
That's a really good day.

Speaker 19 (59:06):
You know, that's a good idea. But I don't want
him to move.

Speaker 11 (59:10):
In on me.

Speaker 19 (59:12):
I move in with him.

Speaker 9 (59:16):
Wait, I understand, I understand your dilemma.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Then you said, you said he's asking you to move
into the bus, but you don't want to move in
the bus right?

Speaker 19 (59:24):
Not necessarily?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Okay, but do you want to live with them? Yes,
but you don't want him the movie with you? So
how do you want to live with it?

Speaker 19 (59:34):
I want him to get his own place, like his
own apartment, then I move in with him.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
So why don't you say to him, then let's get
a bigger place together.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
He's gonna be like a bigger bus. No problem, charter bus.

Speaker 19 (59:46):
I'm on it.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
I mean there is something to like you guys going
out and apartment hunting together or looking for a place
together that you find something you both like, like, Hey,
I want to make it something we both are a
part of type of thing.

Speaker 19 (59:59):
That's that's actually really good idea. I can kind of
like trick.

Speaker 24 (01:00:01):
Him a little bit.

Speaker 19 (01:00:02):
You know, Hey, we're gonna go we're gonna go apartment
shop and let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Like what we like.

Speaker 19 (01:00:07):
Yeah, I think that's a great idea.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Actually, And if you have kids, you're talking about what happens.
If you live in the bus and you have kids,
it'd be great. Then you just drive them to school
every little figure. That's what happens only bus.

Speaker 19 (01:00:21):
Yes, this is actually really cool. Like if we do
like road trips and stuff like that, totally fine. But
living there full time, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
You know, you park the bus and get a house,
park the bus in the house, rent it out like house.
You have a market a great, great, great marketing campaign.

Speaker 19 (01:00:37):
I'm over that as well.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Oh, thanks Ryan, thanks for calling in.

Speaker 19 (01:00:40):
Thank you the bus.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
It's j and Rich.

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We got a pretty amazing prize. Our contestant today's Allison.

Speaker 19 (01:00:55):
Hello Alison, good morning everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
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Speaker 11 (01:01:07):
We're playing, Peyton, We're gonna be playing Payton's categories. So
we're gonna go around the room rapid fire, starting with
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I'm gonna give you guys a category, and you got
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We need to move quick and efficiently. Okay, people, John Jay,
we are starting with you. The category is things that
you would bring to a vampire's pot luck.

Speaker 21 (01:01:27):
Go, tomatoes, garlic, blood, people, virgins. Oh that was a
good one. Thieves, your keys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Not wear wolves, coffins, no light, your purse shaped like
a coffin?

Speaker 10 (01:01:47):
Very you out you don't have one?

Speaker 15 (01:01:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Did you?

Speaker 18 (01:01:55):
Dang?

Speaker 11 (01:01:56):
Okay, it's all good. We're catching the vibe. Okay, now
we're kind of catching a feel. You guys kept up
with me.

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
There.

Speaker 10 (01:02:00):
I appreciate it.

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But now I'm really going to start getting on you.
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Speaker 10 (01:02:11):
It's my game.

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My way.

Speaker 11 (01:02:12):
Okay, we're gonna start with you, John Jays, since Alison
got out things that you should never say on a
first date.

Speaker 10 (01:02:18):
Go, John Jay?

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Are you sexually active?

Speaker 10 (01:02:23):
Quicker?

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Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
I'm going to number two.

Speaker 11 (01:02:27):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
It's not my kid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
You look like my brother.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Do you want to meet my parents right now?

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Do you want to have babies? Do you wax?

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Did you drive here alone?

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
How many babies do you want?

Speaker 7 (01:02:41):
Give a brother?

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
Are you available to go to this wedding this weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
I like my ex better?

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Can I borrow your shoes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Shoes?

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
Can I move in?

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Your breath is terrible? Did you wear makeup?

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
Can I believe it?

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Tooth brush?

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
At your house?

Speaker 15 (01:02:57):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Anything?

Speaker 13 (01:03:03):
Do you want to keep dog?

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She split it out? Okay? What a lovely map of Utah?

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Okay, I'm scared of that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
How do you feel about ex prisoners?

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Can you give me your bank account number?

Speaker 7 (01:03:22):
Kyle?

Speaker 10 (01:03:22):
Get it?

Speaker 19 (01:03:26):
Let's help me read my kid?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
This one hurt a bit? Does this look infected?

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
Gona need you to get me that soda now?

Speaker 21 (01:03:37):
Can my meal?

Speaker 9 (01:03:39):
Your breath smells?

Speaker 15 (01:03:40):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:03:41):
You said that?

Speaker 11 (01:03:41):
Joan Ja House and do not get out and we're
good to go. Okay, Ranch, starting with you said Jay
got out superpowers that you would never.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Want go tasting everything and it tastes like poop.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Reading everyone's minds.

Speaker 13 (01:03:59):
Oh hearing people really think a boner ever to my
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Speaker 15 (01:04:08):
I can't.

Speaker 10 (01:04:12):
Don't want that one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
I don't want to compete with that.

Speaker 11 (01:04:21):
Pressed on that second category, you guys.

Speaker 22 (01:04:24):
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