November 21, 2025 • 5 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Johntain and Rich Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Drew, all right, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I need a little advice. I think I accidentally invited
a girl I'm not even dating to Thanksgiving. Yeah, we've
we've been texting back and forth a little bit, and
I mentioned her how stressful my family is this time
of year, and she was like, oh, I'd love to
meet them someday. And I very jokingly said, oh, come
(00:25):
save me then, you know, lol, ha ha ha ha.
And I thought she knew I was kidding, but she didn't.
And she texted me yesterday asking me what time to
show up and if she should bring wine to her
or whatever. And my mom thinks that I'm bringing home
my future wife because she saw her tagged in some
Facebook posts. I don't even know what the hell's going on.
And I don't know how to know this girl that
(00:45):
I wasn't being curious, and that is you know, I
don't know, man, I don't want to be a jerk.
It's weird.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And you got to suck it up and take her
to thinks and she liked you or else she wouldn't
be like all in right, she'd be she'd take the joke,
but she's looking for the sounds like I.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Think so, but I don't know. Maybe she misread it
because I know tone matters and we've been flirting, but like,
I don't know, man, it looks I keep rereading it.
It looks like a joke to me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's actually kind of weird why she would want to come.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, maybe she's the other way around.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
She's like, oh God, this guy thinks.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I got to get out of this thing.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
That would be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But it's gonna happen though. You can't like uninvite her now.
That would terrible, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I feel like you have to suck it up and
hope that she bails, like, oh I'm sick or my
stuff with my family's going a little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That sucks. Though I would almost.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Just be like, no, don't worry about it. I can
never put you through that, you know, like try to Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
You know what if she's like, oh, no, I'm in,
I've already picked up.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
No, Drew, what is there any particular nationality that this
woman is?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is she black? And she Mexican? Is she Chinese?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
She's Puerto Rican?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Okay, why you say, my uncle's coming. He's racist. I
don't think you should my uncle's coming. I really don't
say I don't think you should come. I'm so sorry.
My uncle is just so racist, terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's a terrible look.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Well, yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You want to go that round. Don't do that, Drew.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
He's giving terrible advice over there.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Well, I mean, are you kind of into her at all?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm definitely into her, but we're more like the talking
phase of things. We're not in the uh meeting each
other's family and like, I barely know her, but you
put it there, starts drinking wine. I know, I know.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
To save me, you got a girl who wants to
save you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It did say, l.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, No, I was kidding. I didn't think she'd jump
on it like a hyena. I figured she had her
own family to go to, so I wasn't saying it
like an invite. You know, I think when you invite somebody,
you would genuinely invite somebody.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I kind of feel like when she hopped back and
said okay, sure, you'd be like, oh no, no, I'm
just kidding. There's no way I'd put you through that.
And then it could have been done, but did you
say okay? Like, what was your response after she hopped
on the bandwagon?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I literally type back lol, like uh uh, I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
To be nice, you know what I mean, here's what
you do.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Then now you go, hey, I'm so glad this is happening.
Our flight leaves tomorrow at ten, and she'd be like, flight, well, yeah,
my family Thanksgiving is gonna be in freaking Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And she oh god, I didn't know that. I can't go.
I needed whatever whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
She's o God, So what if she says okay, then
you got to you gotta figure something out.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Wisconsin I really undesirable.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I would. That's why I said, Wisconsin, you got a gamble.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Take a gamble where she can be like, I can't
leave for three oh oh, it's a forty weeknd thing.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I thought you wanted to come with me.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
This.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
She's gonna be like, oh my god, he thinks we're
gonna have sex. He thinks whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I gotta eat the family and I gotta pack and
go to Wisconsin and I'm gonna miss this, this and this.
So then you just gonna put her in a situation
or she has to say no, and then when she
says I can't, then you go, but I love you.
Then you could be You'd be like hold on, you
could be like Pete Pete Davidson. It'd be like, but
I could tell we're gonna have kids right away.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I was gonna propose it. Thanks kidding, I was good.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I want my whole family to meet you, and she's
gonna think you're a whack job, and then you're out
of it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
This is all terrible advice.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I think it gets out of bringing something strange because
what's gonna happen is the rest.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Of your life.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
If you don't move forward with her, your family's gonna
be like, do you remember that time you brought that
Portuguese girl the Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And they're gonna bring it up for the rest of their.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Life on the only dated or twice Puerto Rican? Oh
I thought it was Portuguese, doesn't matter his uncle. I'll
go anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
My gosh, Yeah, this is off the charge.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
This is quite positive advice we've been giving.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
She's coming to Thanksgiving. It sounds like I don't think so.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
The l o ls are what makes me think that
you might be okay.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We could call her, Drew, would you like us to
call her and let her off the hook?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
She might just go, Oh my gosh, I wasn't even
actually planning on going, he said.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
L ols like Drew.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Who is it Drew h or Drew Light?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
All right, Drew, I could tell you don't want us
to call her, So anyway, you have a great day.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, you got to thing, all right?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Thanks for calling in what a dilemma. If you got
to response for him, call us at eight seven seven
nine three seven one o four seven or text us
text jj R, and whatever advice you have from Drew.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The ninety sixty eight ninth
Johntain and Rich Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Drew, all right, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I need a little advice. I think I accidentally invited
a girl I'm not even dating to Thanksgiving. Yeah, we've
we've been texting back and forth a little bit, and
I mentioned her how stressful my family is this time
of year, and she was like, oh, I'd love to
meet them someday. And I very jokingly said, oh, come
(00:25):
save me then, you know, lol, ha ha ha ha.
And I thought she knew I was kidding, but she didn't.
And she texted me yesterday asking me what time to
show up and if she should bring wine to her
or whatever. And my mom thinks that I'm bringing home
my future wife because she saw her tagged in some
Facebook posts. I don't even know what the hell's going on.
And I don't know how to know this girl that
(00:45):
I wasn't being curious, and that is you know, I
don't know, man, I don't want to be a jerk.
It's weird.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And you got to suck it up and take her
to thinks and she liked you or else she wouldn't
be like all in right, she'd be she'd take the joke,
but she's looking for the sounds like I.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Think so, but I don't know. Maybe she misread it
because I know tone matters and we've been flirting, but like,
I don't know, man, it looks I keep rereading it.
It looks like a joke to me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
It's actually kind of weird why she would want to come.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, maybe she's the other way around.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
She's like, oh God, this guy thinks.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I got to get out of this thing.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
That would be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
But it's gonna happen though. You can't like uninvite her now.
That would terrible, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I feel like you have to suck it up and
hope that she bails, like, oh I'm sick or my
stuff with my family's going a little bit longer.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That sucks. Though I would almost.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Just be like, no, don't worry about it. I can
never put you through that, you know, like try to Oh.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
You know what if she's like, oh, no, I'm in,
I've already picked up.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
No, Drew, what is there any particular nationality that this
woman is?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is she black? And she Mexican? Is she Chinese?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
She's Puerto Rican?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Okay, why you say, my uncle's coming. He's racist. I
don't think you should my uncle's coming. I really don't
say I don't think you should come. I'm so sorry.
My uncle is just so racist, terrible.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
That's a terrible look.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Well, yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You want to go that round. Don't do that, Drew.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
He's giving terrible advice over there.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Well, I mean, are you kind of into her at all?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm definitely into her, but we're more like the talking
phase of things. We're not in the uh meeting each
other's family and like, I barely know her, but you
put it there, starts drinking wine. I know, I know.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
To save me, you got a girl who wants to
save you.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It did say, l.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, No, I was kidding. I didn't think she'd jump
on it like a hyena. I figured she had her
own family to go to, so I wasn't saying it
like an invite. You know, I think when you invite somebody,
you would genuinely invite somebody.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I kind of feel like when she hopped back and
said okay, sure, you'd be like, oh no, no, I'm
just kidding. There's no way I'd put you through that.
And then it could have been done, but did you
say okay? Like, what was your response after she hopped
on the bandwagon?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I literally type back lol, like uh uh, I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
To be nice, you know what I mean, here's what
you do.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Then now you go, hey, I'm so glad this is happening.
Our flight leaves tomorrow at ten, and she'd be like, flight, well, yeah,
my family Thanksgiving is gonna be in freaking Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And she oh god, I didn't know that. I can't go.
I needed whatever whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
She's o God, So what if she says okay, then
you got to you gotta figure something out.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Wisconsin I really undesirable.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I would. That's why I said, Wisconsin, you got a gamble.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Take a gamble where she can be like, I can't
leave for three oh oh, it's a forty weeknd thing.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I thought you wanted to come with me.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
This.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
She's gonna be like, oh my god, he thinks we're
gonna have sex. He thinks whatever.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
I gotta eat the family and I gotta pack and
go to Wisconsin and I'm gonna miss this, this and this.
So then you just gonna put her in a situation
or she has to say no, and then when she
says I can't, then you go, but I love you.
Then you could be You'd be like hold on, you
could be like Pete Pete Davidson. It'd be like, but
I could tell we're gonna have kids right away.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I was gonna propose it. Thanks kidding, I was good.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I want my whole family to meet you, and she's
gonna think you're a whack job, and then you're out
of it.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
This is all terrible advice.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I think it gets out of bringing something strange because
what's gonna happen is the rest.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Of your life.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
If you don't move forward with her, your family's gonna
be like, do you remember that time you brought that
Portuguese girl the Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And they're gonna bring it up for the rest of their.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Life on the only dated or twice Puerto Rican? Oh
I thought it was Portuguese, doesn't matter his uncle. I'll
go anyway.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
My gosh, Yeah, this is off the charge.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
This is quite positive advice we've been giving.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
She's coming to Thanksgiving. It sounds like I don't think so.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
The l o ls are what makes me think that
you might be okay.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We could call her, Drew, would you like us to
call her and let her off the hook?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
She might just go, Oh my gosh, I wasn't even
actually planning on going, he said.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
L ols like Drew.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Who is it Drew h or Drew Light?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
All right, Drew, I could tell you don't want us
to call her, So anyway, you have a great day.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, you got to thing, all right?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Thanks for calling in what a dilemma. If you got
to response for him, call us at eight seven seven
nine three seven one o four seven or text us
text jj R, and whatever advice you have from Drew.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The ninety sixty eight ninth
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