DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Day and Rich the drunk Down Line six oh
two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Use that.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Give that number to people that are hitting on you,
or just call us when you're drunk. Then we've got
the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio. But just free, just
tap the red microphone. We've got quite a few today.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
You need to make the Dutch apple pie with cinnamon
rolls as the crust.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
That sounds so good. Yeah, I mean, we're in in principle.
How could that be wrong? I love it. Just a
demand to make pie.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I think that was directed towards you, Kyle.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I think you need to get back in your baking bag. Yeah,
for sure, yees, John, Jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I just want to say to you guys, you are
my avengers of the morning show radio.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I think say if no, no, y'all will survive on
zombie apocalypse. Maybe fainting he seems little scrappy. I just
want to say it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
He said none of us would survive the insomnia pot
apocalypse apocalypse.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's for maybe me, okay, because I would not be
finding zombies though I would be running away. Hi, don't David,
iipe in and everybody else ipe in listening to you
since I was a baby and now I'm nine and
I still love your chow forever.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh good, that's great because that level.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
I'm listening to today's podcast and I'm dying laughing because
I'm listening to the part where you guys are talking
about cool ways.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You hurt yourself and this is not cool. But it
just happened to me, and it was so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I was at my daughter's dance friend's house on the trampoline.
She was showing me her cool aerial and she goes.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
What tricks do you have? And I'm like, oh, you
want to see tricks.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I's tricks. I'll show you some tricks. I'm like, I
can do a front flip. So I go to do
a front flip and I don't know if I didn't
make it around or I tried to go around, so
I don't really know what happened, but I like skidded
my whole face. So I got a trampoline burn on
my whole face.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I pop up.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I try to act like messing's wrong, like hoping no
one noticed it, and the little girl goes, oh my gosh,
are you okay.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'm like, yes, we'll be signing.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Why and she goes go look in the mirror and
my whole face was skidded yet this then it scapped
over and it's hey, yeah, you guys, I'm I'm gonna
look up for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It just happened. It's so funny, Okay, John Jay and
Rich I need like a dude's perspective on this. So
like when I was a guy on a day uh
before I like left, he was like, hey, text me
when he's at home. Sin I got home safe, So
I texted him. And now it's been like, I don't know,

(02:51):
an hour and I didn't get a response back. So
I'm like, what does that mean? Like I don't know,
maybe you just fell asleep. But it's just it's just
it's super weird, Like shouldn't he be waiting up to
hear and then like text more. Yes, just like let
me know.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's why, because you think you would at least like
give her a thumbs up, you know what I mean,
like a double tap, like hey, to acknowledge that she's safe.
You know, he fell asleep, He fell asleep until the
next day or something. Gee, that's tough, she said. It's
been an hour. Yeah, so she just texted him and
she wants the Hey, you should be up waiting to
make sure I got home.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Okay, yeah you should be. They should should Yeah, good,
well if he were a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
So the text line you text jj R whatever you
want to say to ninety sixty eight ninety three. The
drunk down line is six two eight eight eight nineteen
thirty three, and the talkback feature is the microphone on
the free iHeartRadio app. That's drunk Dows John Jyne Rich