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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Shoot us a text, text jj R whatever you want
to say to the number nine six eight nine three.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
John Dee Rich need to say this on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I just want to say that I haven't heard that
remix of Peaches and Creem in twenty years, and I've
never heard it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, we were pretty shocked too.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
My son Dutch was with his friend Gavin and they're
at Chipotle and they said, this dude walks up to them,
tall lanky dude, blonde hair, cowboy hat, and sits down
at their table and tries to sell them cologne.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Cologne.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Gavin buys it forty bucks for a bottle of cologne.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Nice big bottle. Clone.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
The reason I know this story is because they kept
it in our fridge in the garage, in the fridge.
In the fridge, the guy told him that he need
to keep it in the fridge. When I open up
thege in the morning, I get like, I get some
water and stuff out of the fridge in the garage,
I see this bottle and it's this very It looks
like it came from a sex shop.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's this weird stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
So Gavin bought it and said, I can't keep this
in my house and Dutch was like, my parents don't care.
And he's right, except I didn't know what it was.
And I said, what is this? And it's called Liquid
Penny Remover. That's the brand of cologne.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
The brain like threw down forty bucks. He's like, let's go.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
He doesn't smell good.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
It smells really good.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Dutch ward is he went the second his second prom
on Saturday and put it on and I smelled it.
It smelled really really good, really yeah. And then I
was like, so yesterday I was like, so, how that
colone works? And he goes, come on, man, oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
John Jay, did you bring it so we can sell it?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, I should have brought it. I didn't, but I
I actually just a mess with him. I was like,
yesterday morning, I was like, dude, I used it.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
You're right. He's like your mom. I was like, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
He's like he's like, whoa, hey, okay okay. And when
I was in college, I remember I worked at the
Chick Hashim place. It's then I sit by these bulletproof
windows and cash checks all day, and I remember a
guy will come in sometimes goes hey, man, a friend
of mine broke in a jewelry store and just we
got these gold chains with some two for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And I was like, one hundred bucks for a gold.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Chain, and I bought them, and I remember that later
they turned green, real gold.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
They were all cracked up to be.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And then I remember when I lived in Cincinnati, I
was getting gas on time and this guy comes up
to me and he's like, hey man, I got all
these movies, first run movies and they're just out in
the theaters.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You can have them before anybody else. And I was like,
hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So I remember I bought this movie. It was with
al Pacino. It was called The Devil's Advocate, and I
remember what. I put the movie in the DVD player
and the movie starts, and then in front of the movie,
here see a guy, excuse me, party gets up like
he was don't put it up in a handheld recorder.
And then I'm watching it with a second and then
like this guy in the movie got popcorn and went
(03:04):
to the bathroom so many times he interrupted the flow
of the movie.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I couldn't watch it.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
And it's not just like unlocked one of my favorite
parts of my childhood right there. Like I remember going
to LA for the summers with my dad and we'd
go to the garment district, like downtown LA and like
super sketchy, but we'd always get the bootleg movies and
it was my favorite thing of it. We'd watch in
our a little DVD player in the car was the best.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
But was it also like that exactly, like.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Because they would record it illegally in the movie, but
it was before you did all that stuff. I just
turned my microphone off. Getting all excited over.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Here about their hands.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
I do.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But here's the thing. Those are all bootleg and they're terrible.
But liquid panttery mover smells really good. I'll bring it
in here, but I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Afraid I think it's really sketchy to keep it in
the fridge.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
What happened like some noxious gas. I'm gonna bring it tomorrow,
change see what happens. My daughter Audrey was in town
from New York. I knocked her glasses off the table
and they shattered him. Those are proud and she's like,
no problem. Three dollars bought them on the streets from
New York. And she's telling me that her and her roommates.
They're all fashioned school kids are getting really good. It's
(04:10):
spotting really good knockoffs. So they buy like fake coach bags,
you know, Gucci spelled without a note two k's.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
The hook a girl up over here.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
You're looking for, that's what That's what they do for fun,
is they look for really good knockoffs.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Say, have you seen the ads for that cologne on
the internet?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
So it's a real thing, you know.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
So basically I think it's a scam, and it's guys,
a bunch of cool guys telling telling a bunch of
guys who aren't so cool be like, hey, this cologne
has pheromones in it, and basically any girl that smells
it will.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Be attracted to you and it'll be like a sure thing.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
And these ads are like the guy will spray the
colonne on himself and they'll be a girl there and
the girl will be like, oh my god, and it's like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's pheromones.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
Basically, it's like the thing that you comes out of
your body that attracts other pe Yeah, it's like stuff
like that. But yeah, apparently this is like a big
thing on the internet, and I think.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It's a scam. You've heard of this, Colonne, I've seen
the ads for it. Yeah, Liquid panty removed.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
No, not for that particular brand. It has like a
classier brand online.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
I don't know what this says about my algorithm, but
that's like.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Every third ad I get for liquid pan like.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Literally and it gets the girls are like, oh my god.
And then she described something very you know, not appropriate
for the air. So yeahs are going great for me.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Wow, it smells good.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'll bring it in tomorrow, like, well, so maybe it's
got feromones that you're attracted to with there posted.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'll post it.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I took a bunch of pictures of it because I
couldn't believe I didn't know what it was for some time.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I saw it put in the fridge right away. We
don't know what happens, you know what I mean? Forty
bucks for a knockoff is pretty expensive for that, right, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Not a knockoff. I guess that's a brand.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Oh really, because I was going to say a regular
bottom much more than that.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I think it's a scam. But what was that knockoff? Also?
You know happened?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
So Friday I went to the learner and Rowe Golf tournament, right, so, uh,
you know, big time lawyers. They do this and they
really do give back to the community. They raised over
a million dollars on Friday and they give it back
to the community.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
They give it to a love pup. They give it
the Love Up.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And when you golf there, when you sign up the golf,
you get like last year they had the VR glasses
and the year before I had the or ring. This Friday,
everybody that golf got a pair of the Meta ray bands.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Oh my gosh, I saw on your stories. I saw
your videos you were posting.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
You doo.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I actually know what's funny. I'm actually surprised that you
haven't bought these already. Like I'm wondering what.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You're taking so long unless Grant hooks them up record
things for you.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
The Meta glasses like this, when you have these on
you like advertised during the Super Bowl number.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So when you have these on right when I like,
I'm wearing them right now, if you could listen to
your to the radio stage, listen to the iHeart app
and in places in your ears and nobody else can
hear it.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It is why that you guys.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Just hear it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Just haid battery one percent.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
No, I did not hear that.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
And then if that's what I'm saying, it's like if
I double.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Tap, they look like spy glasses the.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Flash I'm reporting. H I think I just took pictures.
There we go. So now I'm fuming.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Those are totally spy glasses like.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Fall for your Are they because because there are some
sizes this.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is the two X Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I just feel like they're high up because of your headphone.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It was all excited because I thought they fit. But
so right now, so right now? Is it blinking?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah? Okay, so I'm going to post this. This is
me talking to you guys. Don't and I'll be able
to put that out.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh no, I see a little like blinking. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Do you know if the video it's recording, it's pretty
good quality.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Where does it go? It goes to your phone somewhere.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It goes to the meta app, and then you transferred
to your gallery and then you posted huh yeah. And
then if I put on the music, it's hits right
my ears perfectly.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
So do you like, like, are you a fan of
the glasses?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
This is only the second time I put him on,
so I don't really use technology.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I mean, maybe they laughed at the Apple Watch when
it first came out. Now you know, most people have it,
so maybe the metaglasses are not far behind.