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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Your face to be and in the place to be.
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your
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Speaker 3 (00:26):
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Speaker 2 (00:40):
Here is a text from a four E zero number.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Referencing the new couples podcast that dropped yesterday, John J.
Rich Snooze Fast Couples Therapy, Snooze Fast.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
My bad, sorry, what was really good? Now?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Of course this person snooze Fast. Yeah. Actually, this is
the first one I have read that was negative. I
got a lot of positive feedback.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You should Yeah, you were laid back. I could tell
that it was the afternoon for you, and you were
much more chill than you are in here. But I
liked here on that so I thought it was cool.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I think it's always fun hearing you guys talk, like
any like any of you. When I'm hearing you talk
and I'm not with you, it's like I'm I get
to eavesdrop on this conversation and it's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, it was. It was like you're kind of like
listening in on what the Vanessa's do, like planning their dinner,
because I was listening to like the level of restaurant
that you were talking about eating at the Healthy like
you were like Peter Jungle Kafa or yeah, And it
was like listening in on like what happens at night
at the Vantasia.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
If you got that for you listen to the whole thing. Yeah,
the whole thing. Do you get the part where Blake
didn't have her headphones pluged in?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It was hilarious to me. I didn't know it's supposed
to plug it in before she kept on calling the microphone.
I didn't know it's supposed to plug in my microphone.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I know you think that you know your husband is
in this business, you would know something about it, but no,
she did not.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I did get a message this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Thing you didn't talk about the big fight, and I said, yeah,
because nobody asked about it. I was answering. We were
answering the questions people are messaging about. But you know
the thing is, next week it's Kyle. Then we're going
to rotate. Then it'll be Nick and his wife, then
Grant and his wife, and then it'll go back to
Rich and Stacy, then Peyton Kadem and then Blake and
Me again. So we'll do one. It's going to be
rotating every single Sunday. So it's the Couple Couples podcasts,
(02:20):
and you can get it on demand, John day Enrich
on demand.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Now let's get to something extremely important.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I got so excited about this big time is that
Easton was riding a bike.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I saw that video yesterday. I got all excited.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
So I shared with you guys that I bought him
a bike because when when he was six, we tried
riding a bike. He fell and he refused to get
back on the bike and he said, I don't want
to ride a bike now, I'll do it when i'm seven.
So he is seven now, he'll be eight in just
a month. And I kept telling him like, hey, what
do you think about getting back on that bike? And
(02:55):
he was refusing until I bought a bike because this
other one basically broke.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It was too small and no one looks cool.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It was a cool bike.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I actually found it used at this bike store where
I got a little bit mom shamed for having an
almost eight year old who doesn't know how to ride
a bike, but just used that as motivation. And this
weekend I was like, Okay, we're gonna go out. We're
gonna go to the park. We're gonna get on some grass,
so if you fall, it's not gonna be a big deal.
It'll just be like a plush landing, like no worries.
And the thing is is he's been riding. You guys,
(03:26):
know those little tiny strider bikes that they give toddlers
and they're like probably like a foot and a half
high maybe, and they ride them. There's no pedals on them.
He's been riding that. He's way too big for it.
But I kept telling him, you've been riding the strider bike,
so your balance, you know, the balance of a bike.
Instead of putting your feet down and using those to move,
(03:46):
just pedal the pedals on the bike. So we get
to the park and he's so scared and I don't
know this, Like he's my most cautious child. I know
the second child is supposed to be the wild one,
but he is definitely not. So we get to the
park and he starts kind of going, and then Scott
goes behind him and is holding on and then does
(04:07):
the thing where he lets go and Easton doesn't know
he let go and he's just going and he's going.
We're like, you're going, this is amazing. I'm so proud
of himself. And it was such like a it was
like almost the same feeling as when he.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Took his first steps, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
It was like that type of milestone where I got
so emotional and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
How many more of these little milestones do I get?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Because I know there's not very many more of them.
And I was just so proud that he like overcame
the fear and he did it. So he was riding
a bike and we went for a family bike ride
last night and it was just the most amazing thing.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I was like, this is.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I loved watching that video. I actually went back in
like double commented. I was like, look at his smile,
like he is so proud of himself to ear that
was so cute, and then like seeing your story of
them all riding the bike and then you you're just
so happy in that peace.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's funny with the youngest kid.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
When Dutch, my youngest kid was six, he had a
birthday party, and he only wanted Kyle and Fish at
the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Right, do you remember that? Yeah, So they came to
this party, right.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
And now Dutch was at the University of Arizona on Saturday,
like touring the school and doing all the stuff. There
was all these things going on, and his brother, Jake,
oldest brother, came home this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So Dutch stayed at Jake's apartment. And what happened. A
huge party broke out a Dutch home.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Of course, Dutch had forty people in Jake's apartment, of
course forty people and had a party upstairs.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And I'm not thinking, I'm thinking of Kyle teaching the
Eastern how to ride a bike.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
And I'm thinking of Dutch's six year birthday party when
kyleen Fish came over before they had kids, and I'm
looking at this little guy and I'm like, what happened?
And then and then yesterday he comes, he comes home
yesterday and something was wrong with my TV. I couldn't
get it right, so I had to reboot it. So I
turned off all the everything, which turned off the Wi
Fi and I hear, I hear a duch yell, Dad'd
you turn off the Wi Fi?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah? The Masters are on? What are you doing? Why
would you turn off the Wi Fi? And the Masters
are on? And I was like, I don't know. I
didn't know we were a golf family. I didn't know
we're watching the Masters, you know? But the Masters is big.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Too, the only thing that was on all weekend. In fact,
I knew this was going to happen and and so
I should have not let it get to me. But
like Scott just disappears so he can watch the Masters,
and he's like gone, and then when he realizes he
can come back in and watch it because nobody's in
the living room. I walked out at the moment, at
the very moment at the end of the tournament when
(06:37):
this happens.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Not a way, how's this masterpiece?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
And Scott is on the couch and he's in truth.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
He loves Mary McLeroy and Rory McElroy has been trying
to win the Masters for like twenty years or something
like crazy like that, and this like cemented his legacy
in golf history because he won the Grand Slam. So
he's won every major now and there's only I think
seven other golfers.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Who have ever done though, it's only five other golfers.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Tiger Wood was one of them.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
You know what's funny about golf is like this is
just my non athletic observation. Like they put on the
green jacket, they put on a baseball cap, right, they
call it a Grand Slam, Like do they want to
be baseball?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, like they got all these baseball terms.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
So yeah, I called it quad. It's not the Quad,
it's the Grand Slam. Yeah I thought it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's like I actually thought that was tennis. So I
was like, also they call it a Grand Slam.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I saw Scott wearing his Master's jacket.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
You know that guy, the guy I think his name
is Jim Nantz Right, he's the announcer and he's the
guy that said he goes. Rory McRoy has his masterpiece
that he practices what to say about all these people
if they do win, because that piece of audio will
be played over and over and over again. Key practice,
Roy McElroy just won his masterpiece. Like that line, Roy,
(08:08):
he's his master piece. But he practiced that for McElroy,
He practice another.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
One for the other guys.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
You practiced no one, so that those clips will be
replayed for forever, because what is that thing?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Fifty years old the Masters or probably a hundred years algo.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It'd be cool to see what he had written for
the other ones, have them do it on our show.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, very cool.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Anyway, Congratulations Kyle on fugg On Easton, Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
On Roy McElroy.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
And if you want to hear the couple's podcasts, you
can get it on the after No No, No No
on demand Johnny Rich on demand is Blake and I
answered a bunch of questions wherever you get podcasts