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October 27, 2025 • 8 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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O four seven Uh fun weekend. Thank you for coming
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you to the Luxury Auto Collection, Thank you the Deep
Pet Hotel and all the rescues they came out.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Love Pup was awesome. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Now onto the next November fifteenth at Vertuccio Farms is
a Love Pup family Fest.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's free.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
The Rich Bar Band performing fits in the tantruments, performing
gym class, hero Is performing a couple of surprises. The
whole thing's hosted by our wonderful mc nick Johnson. But
we'll all be there. There's November fifteen, that's free four pm,
Virtuccio Farms. Anyway, what about you, Kyle's going with you.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think it's fun how kids can kind of send
you on emotional roller coasters. So last week I had
my kids parent teacher conferences, and like they made me
so proud. I had like this like really proud parent
moment where like their teachers were telling me like what
a joy they are to have in class and how
they're a good influence on the other kids around them.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
And I think that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
But like, so my daughter Addie, she's always been my
independent learner. Like I've never had to study spelling with
words with her, or do you like memory versus with
her or anything like. She always just kind of like
knows and is on top of things. And because of that,
I think, like she when she gets home from school,
she doesn't want to talk about school, so I don't
necessarily know like what goes on.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
So the teachers are asking me like all these questions
and I'm like, I don't know, you tell me what
is she like? Like, what does my kid like in school?
I don't even know. And but I left feeling really good.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I went home and I congratulated both of them and
just thanked both of them for like being good.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Kids, Like that's that's that's what you try to do
as a parent.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Right Then, later that night, Easton says something I don't
even know how the topic got brought up. Oh, he
was looking at his spelling words right, and then he
was like, this word almost looks like butt, and he's like,
your butt, mom, And I'm like, what about my buddy
goes your butt's getting bigger and bigger. And I was like,

(02:36):
what I mean literally, just like that out of nowhere,
out of nowhere, my butt at the moment it's sitting
in a chair next to him, I'm like, what are
you talking about. He's like, you know, it's just getting
bigger and bigger every time I see it. And I
was like, oh my god, kids don't lie about this stuff.
So my butt is getting bigger, And honestly.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
It is like I have like been like getting a
little bit away.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
But I didn't think other people noticed it, except me,
Oh my gosh, I feel like you should.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Be celebrating because any more booty back there. I think
it is a blessing, that's what.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
You've always wanted.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
True, But when you hear it from a child, it
becomes scathing totally.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
And I was like, Okay, well he is right. I mean,
he's not wrong, and this is gonna be my little
wake up call. So I'm gonna have to I'm gonna
have to make some changes.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
You're getting fat.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You said, your butt's getting bigger.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
He went on to say things other things. He was like,
he's like, it's like a fat butt. Your butt's fatter
than daddy's.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
And then he points it like these circles, is like,
this is your butt, this is daddy's.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
But I'm like, first of all, I've seen your dad's
butt and it's much bigger than mine.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
So that's incorrect. Like it's not like he's like, mom,
you have a double gin.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I know.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And it's like he's not saying anything maliciously, and I
love him so much, but I'm like.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, I hear it, Okay, can I reposition it through
a father's eyes?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
So I got three boys, I've been through the whole
when there's fun to say a bad word and get
get approval and saying the bad word even though but
it's not a bad word. But you said he was
doing spelling words and there's a word it's like butt, right,
so he sees your reaction. He wasn't looking at your
butt and then brought a butt. You gave him the
okay to say butt.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I know.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
So now I feel like that opened the door where
I was like, oh, but okay, but let's talk about
your your butt. Dad's but mom.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
But but now what he doesn't know is he's giving
you a complex and now you're gonna like make it.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You're gonna have like skinny skinny butt. You go on
skinny butt.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Sweet, he's so sweet. But I'm like, yeah, okay, you
let him say but I did let him say butt,
and I think he did think it was funny.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Chicken butt kind of is.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
But also I'm carrying that with me today just so
you guys know, that's so funny. It's the emotional roller
coaster you go through his parents.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
How many years and years have you talked about wanting
to get the Brazilian Like if you did get the
Brazilian butt, lift.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Then he'd be like mom, whoa and then and then at.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
That point I was in control of it, and I
would have been like, uh yeah, check it out, get
it out. I think it's like the mental state is
in a different point right now.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
You were looking for that kind of complement there. I
was from him, what's not?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
And I also know, like I really haven't worked out
in a long time, So it's not like if the
butt's getting bigger, it's not getting bigger in.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
A good way.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Is there a joying class?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
And that's really what you want right exactly? Let's bring
it back to the positive.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
That's what we shall dress is a kyle for Halloween
with big butts.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Have you guys seen that trend? It's like on Instagram
and TikTok and it's like they like people have like
an allergic reaction. It's like, oh my gosh, is there
peanut butter in here? And then go and run away
and they're like, I'm about to blow up and they
turn around and it's their butt has pillows.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
In Its funny. Did you decide what you're gonna be
paying for Halloween right around the corner?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
And I'm stressed out about the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh my gosh, you're gonna last minute shopping all week.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I am. And I don't know if you guys have
noticed this, it seems as if Amazon is backed up forever.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I do feel like like a couple of things that
I've ordered just recently for Halloween were delayed.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, and I'm like, we're prime. It's supposed to get
here in two days.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Not four.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Nope. So I'm a little stressed out about that.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
And Kadeem just has all of these ideas, and his
ideas are just so basic.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like what what's the basic idea?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Like Fred and Daphne from Scooby Doo. That's fun, that's basic.
Everybody does that. Everybody does that.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Everybody does that, everyone does that. That's but I think
that's done.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
It costume your.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
He's like, you want people to like recognize what you are,
and I'm like, well, yeah, yeah, but what happens if
we're out at the clubs and then there's a Fred
and Daphne across the street.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm not gonna be happy.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
The thing is, though, the last few things you've pitched,
I don't think anybody in the room has known what
you're gonna be true, so he's trying to make it
more critical.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Masks.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
You know what, has this same conversation with my son Easton,
because he was like, I would be ed from Ed,
Ed and Eddie and it's like this cartoon I love
Ed and Eddie, you don't tell me about, but nobody
would know who you are if you're just wearing the
green jacket, striped shirt and blue jeans.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, he would also have to have I said, okay,
if we do this, I'm going to have to put
a unibrow on because ed huge brow. And then you'd
have to have the group with you. But even then
I still don't think people would know. They would think
they were just dressed in regular clothes.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Do you know how they'll know how he's Ed and Eddie.
You got to get him the plank. You got to
get him the wooden plank and editing.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
You know, no, you only know that because you've seen
the show. And I don't feel like that many people
trick or treating.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Have said and you don't want an adult to go
to him, go who are you supposed to?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
This plank is all he needs.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
This plank right here is all he needs to have
a recognizable costume right there. I'm telling you, right now,
every gen Z that has ever watched Cartoon Network will
know exactly who Easton is.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I tell you, by the way, this is.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
The perfect time to put up all our Halloween costumes
the past, especially Kyle's magicians assistant put we gotta put
them up with John Jay Rich dot comor on Instagram.
Can we put them on Instagram and just make a
carousel and then we can just swipe. You could swipe,
so go to our Instagram. But John Jay and Rich
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