Even in a divided world, we agree on THESE things

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, they say that our country is more divided
than ever before and nobody agrees on anything anymore. I
don't think that's true. I want to test it. I
want to throw out a few things and see if
we all agree. Okay, is there something that ninety nine
percent of us can agree on? Can we all agree

(00:21):
that what socks are? The worst feeling in the world?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Absolutely? So the four of us can agree on that. Yeah,
all right, you.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Walk through the bathroom, you forget there's water on the floor,
then your socks are ruined.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You gotta change it.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I mean, it's a terrible feeling. But if you're John Jay,
you go the worst feeling in the world. I can
think of a bunch of other feelings in the world.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
What are some other things we can all agree on?
The middle seat on an airplane? Everyone agrees that's punishment, right?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Why does self checkout always break when you're in a hurry?
Is there anyone that thinks they are not a good driver?
Everyone thinks they're the best driver in the world.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
That's true. Folding fitted sheets impossible?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Impossible.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
This next one I think not everyone's gonna agree on,
but I agree. People who send voice memos instead of texts.
Who hurt you? I don't like wasaice memos.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
As soon as you see that, you're like, oh, you
know they're gonna go on too long because they feel
like since they've committed to the voice text, they might
as well say something sounds good.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
They're not going to say that.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I love a good five minute voice text.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's like a little podcast. No way.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Honestly, I don't mind it. And it's because we lost
one of my really good friends to breast cancer over
a little over a year ago, and she, out of
our group of friends, was the only one that ever
last left voice texts, and so now it's like we
get to remember her that way.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
So it is sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I guess we're divided on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Can we all agree that people who play videos on
speakerphone in public are villains?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
I know it's wrong to do, but I can't help myself.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Group chats you didn't ask to be in our form
of punishment.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Especially if they have a green text and you can't
get out of it.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
The more numbers that you see on there, the more
you know you're in trouble.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Like with an iPhone group, you can just leave the.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Chat If you borrow someone's car and don't fill the tank,
you're a monster. Oh this is a big one for me.
Facetiming someone without warning, jail. Those are just some fun. Okay,
I got one for you. I know it's chemicals. I
know it's not good for you. But Kraft mac and cheese.
The ridge is the best.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
I love.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Fancy you get Kraft mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
If you don't return a shopping cart, we can't be friends.
I'm fine never means i'm fine.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
We all know that.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
There's a big thing about that, and nobody wants this
season two.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Oh that's right, nobody actually likes black licorice.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Eh. Yeah, gross, ranch goes with everything everything eat and
pizza I have found out from Peyton and Kyle. Oh yeah,
boneless wings are just chicken nuggets pretending to be adults.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
But they're still so good though.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Auto correct ruins more texts than it fixes for sure.
TikTok has a fish and replaced Google. Nobody watches the
recap before a show. I watch it.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I watch a lot, sometimes a lot of the recaps.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I do, even if it's like rolling right from the
last episode, because I'm pretty sure I've not paid a
touch of something.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Every friend group has a chronic let's split it evenly
person even when they ordered the lobster. I mean that's fun.
Those are just some fun things that we can all
agree on, right, Yes, anything else call Us or Texas
was something you think everyone agrees on.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
We're not so divided.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
We're not