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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up John Jay and Rich what's crag a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the Big Boss Dove snoopy Diagle double
gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do John J J. We're not talking
about rid ten team.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
If the one and only does you all the glasses?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Lastly, big snoop eagle double jiggle in your face to
me and in the place to be and.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You're listening to John Jay and Rich Wake.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Lass, Hi Love, Hi, what's up?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So? I wanted to collect on my date from mister
Bubba on the Kiss f M Show.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, go on, and I do believe he.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Owes me a sushi dinner. And my goddaughter is going
to be born in Chicago in the middle of the
month next month. And her name is Lily Love. She
is named after me. So I would like to collect
my date with Bubba.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, give us the background how you got the date,
just so I can remember as I looked at my
paperwork at my notes.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
All right, So he was officiating his sister's wedding and
he forgot the wedding certificate and he asked me because
I was the dog ham at the wedding if I
could go home to his house and get the wedding certificate.
And I said, yeah, but you're gonna owe me a
sushi dinner. He said done, And he's never given me
my sushi dinner, so I want to collect.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah. I think he's hot too. What city were you
in when this happened? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
So we know Pardy Sally at the l L What
is that wherever?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
El Chino?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, chio, I was the dog handler. I was I
was handling Lily his dog, and uh, Oliver, it was
all of His name is Christopher on the Fred Show
on demand?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh so the Fred Show?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Okay, so a little side note. Fred is from Scottsdale.
The Fred Show is in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yes, okay, and his mom's out here. And it's complicated
because like his I'm my best friend.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
So you want to go So you don't want to
go out with Fred because we know you know, let's
get Fred on the line.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hold on, I want to go out with him. I
want to marry him.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Okay, hold on, hold on, I'm hold on real quick. Okay,
I'm gonna get Fred on the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, oh yeah, hold.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
On, hold on, but it's not Fred who owed you
this sushi dinner?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It is He's won in the state.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I'm sending this to Grant. We're gonna Get're gonna get
him on. See if you can jump on there with us.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Right now, I'm trying to get a date with this guy. Yeah,
I'm trying to get a date. That's what I'm trying
to do with God.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I want I love you, and I'm cheat on sushi.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I'm one, rolling done. I don't take advantage of him,
but he has to pay for me because he owes
me dinner.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, I mean you were there when he needed you.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Where's he now?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
What are you doing right now? Love?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I am at the dog park next to Doc who
hands out treats, and I'm gonna take my Golden Retriever
to go play the dog park. But this is more
important because I want to marry this guy.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You want to marry Fred.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I want to marry Bubba.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Is Fred and Bubba the same person?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm confused they are, okay.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
F Bubba is a character that Fred does or Chris
does Christians.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
And Bubba are one in the things.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So complicated, can't I just met.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Her a few weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
In a radio Are you you want to date your
your best friend's son.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I want to marry him. He brought me, He brought
me on the phone. I want to know why.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
All right now we're calling.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Did you hear that? What he blocked her?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, this might not be a good thing.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
We will tell him that part.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
So listen, Love, you stay quiet while well we try
to explain everything that Fred. Okay, hold on, okay, hold
on Love, Hey Fred, John Jay and Rich my brother. Well,
we're doing a show. And then we get this call
from this woman. Her name is Love and she says
that she wants to marry you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Why is she calling you?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I so Love? You want to say hi to Fred?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
She said she met you at a wedding and taking
care of her dog. And are you are you also?
Do you have other nicknames?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Fred? I have a legal name?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I know she knows your legal name.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, watch out for that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So Love, you got your chance. There he is. We're
setting it up right now.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
What you feel like?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He owes you?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So, Bubba, This is Lauren otherwise known as Love your
Mom's best Friends, And I hear you on the radio
show I'm on Friends and Family and my goddaughter, Lily
is going to be Lily Love is going to be
born in Chicago. And I do believe you owe me
a sushi dinner, So I would like to collect that
(04:44):
sushi dinner. And I only want one role.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Okay, hold on love, hold on, hold on, hold on love? Okay, okay,
Fred Fred Fred your thoughts so far? I thought you
guys were my friend.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Fred, I love you like a brother, my man.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I suggest door dash and just send it to where
for she?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, No, that doesn't work. No, I want to be
with him, so I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Hey, he did wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
As you a date? He promised you sushi dinner?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We did?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah? True?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, So fred Fred, does this sound familiar to you
or no? Should we say goodbye to her?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Well? No, yes, But if you're my mom's best friend,
why are you calling John?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
That was what we were.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Block me. You totally blocked me on the phone, and
so I figured I'd call a radio station because you're
a radio person. That give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
And all right, so listen, fred Fred. We do a
segment called second Date Update on this show.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You should try it. It's a good bit.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
And this could be good Cross promotion Phoenix, Chicago.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Fred, we're gonna see I.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Wish that all radio people didn't know each other.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
All right, Fred, you're my brother from another I'll talk
to you later. Brother.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
We said, hey, I love you too.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I love.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Remember I talked to her in Dallas. She was lovely A.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Bye Fred, all right, Love we started. We got the
ball rolling. Okay, it's up to you.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I can't go any further. I put it out there.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, good, you put it out there. God bless you
by love.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Thank you, Rich Gret.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I said you did something that I'll think, How did
I say that?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I said that that you would that you guys wouldn't
approve of.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I mean, unless there's more to it, but you know,
it's classic.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's classic.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
So I go to the grocery store every day, and
lately I've kind of had a beef with Albertson's. They've
been doing this pretend bag shortage thing, which bothers me.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So I get there and I have to bring my
own bags. I'm annoyed. You know, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
So I also there's etiquette at grocery stores, like if
you're getting something, you don't stand there too long. Otherwise
you know you're gonna annoy the people behind you. Like
if you're gonna clip a coupon with the app, you
don't stand there and clip it. You walk off and
you find it on the app, you clip it, right.
So I was with my wife. Normally, she doesn't like
my antics. She doesn't appreciate, you know, my energy at
(07:20):
the grocery store, which is fine. I'm all business, you know,
I'm their shop there for dinner. I like to get home,
get done. So we're at the cheese. She's gonna make dinner.
She's making these uh Hawaiian roll sliders with pepperoni pizza stuff,
and so we need mozzarella cheese. There's so many options
for mozzarella cheese. We get the generic brand, and then
(07:43):
we see Sargento as a deal and we're like, whoa,
let's get that Sargento cheese. But there's a lady just
standing in the way, and she doesn't really know what
cheese she wants. She doesn't really you know, But I'm
holding the cheese I don't want, right, and I'm like, well,
do I just squeeze around this lady and say excuse me?
So I just did that real quick grab the cheese
(08:04):
the sargento I want, and we start walking away, but
I still have the cheese.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
In my hand. That's, you know, that I don't want.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
So what I do, and Caitlyn sees me do it,
is I put the cheese I don't want in the
lady's cart, right, No, no, no, no exactly wait, hold on,
hold on, it's so much better.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So we time it.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
We get all our stuff and we see the ladies
behind us in the self checkout aisle, and I'm just
kind of watching this lady because I know what I did.
And as she pulls up to get you know, her
stuff out of her car, the first thing she grabs
to scan is the cheese I put in her car,
and she scans it and puts in the bag. So
she bought the cheese that I put in her car.
It was a big win for men.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Maybe you helped drop.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
With self checkout. Then obviously it's not like she grabbed
the cheese, goes. I didn't put this in my car,
but if you would have been a cashier, it could
have slid by easily. But the fact that she held
it a look at here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
That made me laugh.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
And she had the four cheeses she bought that were
the Sargento cheeses, so she also had one generic. She's
got great cheese taste, but she also has the low moisture.
Uh you know, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I was like, you know.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
What, I didn't feel bad, and but why.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Didn't you feel bad? Let's tell you that.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
And you know, Kate normally would be like not approved,
like she would you know, not approve like you guys
would not approve.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
But she thought it was the funniest thing.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
She the fact that the woman held the cheese and
had to scan it herself shows was like, that's where
she I wondered in her mind, She's like, you get
this cheese, I'm not going to bring it back.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
But I used to leave it there.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I used to do that all the time at the
grocery store. I'd find something I didn't I gotta find
a new item I wanted, and I'd just be passing
a cart and I just put it in the cart
of the.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
First I used to do.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I didn't think my mom when I was a kid,
so I could try to get like good serious, but
she never it always, you know, be like we can't
afford this, So now my so Dutch does it all
the time and it's like but I'll be like, I
didn't get this, eh, you know what I mean, just
kind of.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Doing oh yeah, yeah no, and it like it brightened
my day.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I was having kind of a you know, one of
those days where I was just like, you know what,
life isn't that great?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And then that happened. I was like the best day ever,
like a high.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Speed I feel like we should somehow put a pole
up and see if that was.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
If that was good or bad of you, I would
feel differently about it if she had to go put
it away.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But she ended up buying it, so it was.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Like, I think in her mind she was like, I
don't I didn't want Where did this come from?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Maybe I actually I do.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Want to make many pizzas tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well here's the other thing, guys.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
It was on sale for dollar ninety nine, so it's
not like it was like a for.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I think that's so genius.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
What if she's so a powerful witch?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
And she was like, I want the non brand cheese
and looks at it tells you to go put it.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
She's like she's like that's why she checked out. She's like,
thank you she's right now. Thank yous man.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Like a totally unnecessary Instagram.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Listening and members only jacket.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Must have honed.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's time for horsecropes pain. What's the vibe?
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Well, it's National Pastry Day, so I'm going to tell
you how this day is going to align with you
and your zodiac sign.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Call us at eight seven seven nine three one four seven.
Good morning, Meg, good morn.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Now what's your sign on the lovely Cancer?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Okay, cancers, Well for you for National Pastry Day, a
molten lava cake disguised as a pie.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Is kind of your vibe.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
So people are going to think that you're chill, but
if they get too close to you, they're going to
see your emotions just spilling out. So don't cake your
feelings up too much today, Cancers. Let people know how
you feel.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Hey, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Thanks Meg him O. Hi, what's your sign?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm an Aquarian?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Okay, so for my Aquarius, for National Pastry you're giving
vegan pastry energy.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I know, I'm not exactly sure why.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Probably because you're unique and you're bold, and you're kind
of ahead of your time. My aquarians, and some people
just don't get you, but that's okay. Keep being the
one to add a little bit of weirdness to our days.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I really I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I don't know why vegan, but I will try something
to begin today.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Heck yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Have a good day you guys.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Hey, Rick, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Do you got something with you?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
My daughter's Scarlett taking her to school?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
What's her sign?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
She's a Okay.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Let's start with Pisces for you, Scarlet. Okay, Pisces and
rich who's also our Pisces cream puff with extra filling today?
That is your guys's puff pastry vibes. You're dreamy, you're soft,
and you're just floating through life with your powdered sugar vibes.
So sprinkle your sweetness today. But watch out, Pisces, because
you don't want people taking too much advantage of you.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
You see.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Awesome and I got you.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Too, Rick.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
For Aries, Aries, you're giving croissant vibes. That's like fresh
out of the oven. You're golden, you're eresistible, and you're
full of layers. But let's be real, you're flaking out
on your plans again today, Aries, so butter up your
friends today and literally bring them snacks. Then they'll love
you again.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Sounds good, Awesome, y'all take care of drash Shafe.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
How about for Libra?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Yeah, Kyle, you're giving you Claire vibes delightful and balanced
and just enough filling to keep everyone around you happy.
But today is about sharing sweetness a remember to keep
a bite for yourself, Okay, in you today.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
When I was a kid, you know, you know when
you're a kid, you don't like to go shopping. Well,
I didn't want to go shop with my mom, and
I remember she'd go to this gro this department store
called Diamonds, which I think morphin at Dillard's, right, but
it was Diamonds, and we would go there because one
of the things she would always entice me with She'd
promised to give me an eat Claire. So i'd go
it there and we'd go to the bakery Dillards or
Diamonds that I'd get any Claire.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Wow, It's just remind me, are those good?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
They're so good? They get this cream filling and.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Chocolate on top, and I think I've ever had, Oh
my god, so great.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
What do you got for Leo?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
So for Leo's we are giving cranbreulet vibes heart exterior,
but underneath we're just pure sweetness. We shine bright like
a caramelized torch today, which is drawing attention to us
and our you know, pretty great personalities and everyone's going
to be eating it up. But we gotta share too,
share the spotlight.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
How about Virgo?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Yeah, Virgo, John Jay, you're just giving puff pastry perfection
in general, structured and detailed, and you're always Chris under pressure.
But Virgos, you need to take a break because not
everything needs to be folded into perfection like twenty seven
million times. It's okay, take a breath.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I ate so bad Saturday night. In fact, one of
the places I was at they had this dessert. I
was standing in line at this dessert area and it
looked like they had this is gonna sound weird, but
it looked like they had pre scoops of ice cream.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
So picture you take a scoop of ice cream. Right.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It was like a bowl with scoops of ice cream,
but they weren't melting, and I was as I was,
it was all fast. I was like getting on the line,
move fast. I go is that pre scoops of ice cream.
They're big, like a big scoop. Lady goes, oh, no,
this is cookie dough, So I said, can I? So
she gave me a scoop of vanilla ice cream and
then a scoop of the cookie dough. They're both the
same size. Do you understand how much cookie dough that is?
(15:12):
It was freaking phenomenal. So that's my pastry of choice,
cookie dough. If you didn't hear yours, you want to
know what you are, go to John Jay and Richetuckkond.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The're all posted well.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
It's beautiful British people in the news all the time.
Also part of the reason I want to bring up
this little fun thing I want to do is because
how many times you watch TV show and you find
out that the star is from England, Like.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
All the time.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
I can't remember her name now, the actress from Yellowstone,
the daughter what, Yeah, you didn't know that?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
What's her name? The daughter? She's amazing, She's in so
many names. You want to be Beth, Beth, she's from England.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
She is, Yes, yes, I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
And there's all time. There's another show I'm watching right now,
the show. It's called.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Clipped.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
It's about the story of the guy that owns the
Los Angeles Clippers, the racist guy, and the main girl
who is stunning. I found out, by the way she's
from Australia and there's all these British accents and stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
So I put together the game for you.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
For you, what I'm gonna do now is I'm going
to give you a phrase and you have to tell
me if it's British or rubbish.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
For example, Peyton, the phrase is chin wag and it
means conversation chin wag British, British or rubbish.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
British.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yes, it is British. Kyle bloke it means a man.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Bloke is definitely British.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It is British.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Rich, trundle drunk meaning suitcase m rubbish it is rubbish.
Peyton bird means a woman. Hello bird rubbish. It is
a British expression Hello Birdyle, you're being very gervasi today,
meaning funny but offensive.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Like Okay, I'm gonna say that's.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Rubbish, rubbish, rich, British or rubbish. The phrase is chuffed
means pleased or delighted.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Oh chuffed, I'm a big chuffed. I said that is
very British.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
It is a British expression. Peyton dodgy, suspicious or unreliable,
dodgy British. It is British. Kyle sock knocker a show
so good you knock their socks off.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I want that to be true, so I'm just gonna
say British.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It is rubbish.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well, let's use it anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
That show is a sock knocker.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Rich knackered it means tired or exhausted, knackered.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I've not heard then I said it's rubbish.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
It is a British expression.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Kyle's like yeah, because she's got the best English accent
whatever she says.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Peyton mate it means friend.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That's British.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yes, Kyle markled the in law you don't care for.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I also want that to be true.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I think it's rubbish because I want.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It to be true.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I'm gonna say British it is rubbish.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Rich gutted means you're extremely disappointed. Gutted British.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Peyton lou means toilet or bathroom British.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, Kyle.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Skittles it means very sweet of you.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Skittles, skit it over the door.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
For you and you walk by Skittles rubb.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Peyton pissed means drunk, rubbish.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
That is a British word.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
It is rich quid.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
It's a slang term for pound, as in money quid British.
Kyle cheers means thanks for goodbye.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah that's sure.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
I feel like that's American, but yeah, sure, yes, he's British.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Peyton cheeky did a peaky. It's words that means wardrobe malfunction,
the peaky.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
That is rubbish, Ubisi Kyle new kid on the block.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
It's a word to describe any American boy band.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Sure, British rubbish rich Choco block means you brought close together.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Chuck a block, Chuck a block. That sounds like a
rubbish It is British.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Really chuckle block, Hello, chuckle blog. I mean that's my
fun little gage for you. It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Or throw some shape.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Oh yeah, John Jay and rich eight seven seven nine.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Some stacks and acts. But first, Connor was a what's
going on?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Was a hey, Yeah, I was just calling in because
I'm a Sagittarius and I remember Peyton saying that all
Sagittarius men were evil.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
I feel like Sagittarius. Maybe evil, but that's just because
I have a Sagittarius sister, So I feel like that
also kind of sways my opinion on them.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I was like, what kind of man hurt this woman?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Not a Sagittarius man, Thankfully, I'd be scared.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Gotcha.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Well, I was like, every time every time she does any.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Of the readings, no Sagittarius, hardly ever calls in. I
was like, I was like, well, it's probably because they
heard her say that, we'll.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Call me next time.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Connor car sounds really nice.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Come on, a nice sag Yeah, you might change my opinion.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'm nice to see you.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Get on my bed side.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
There we are, all right, dog, have a great day.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Man, thanks for listening, Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, appreciate uh stacks and hacks. This REGOs stacks of
information which has life hacks.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
A poll ask people how they squeeze toothpaste, Peyton, how
do you squeeze toothpaste.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
From the bottom to the top, Kyle, bottom to top,
rich bottom in your roll it up when you get
you know, when it gets low.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I just do it in the middle.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Seventy two percent people say, from the bottom, twenty percent
like to squeeze out of the top and four percent
use the amount. That's this single grain of rice. I
just grab it in the middle. That's not the top. I
just go I got to pay attention to that more.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah. Plus they had the crust pump for a while
which eliminated it all up. I haven't seen those in
a minute.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Two men in the UK were found with kinder eggs.
Is that is that that you say kinder eggs?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
They were filled with ketamine inside their rear ends while
entering an electronic music festival.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh not surprising headline.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Though, is it?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yes? Why is it not surprising music festival?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Twenty two percent of people with iPhones admit they look
down on Android users and they would never date one.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
That is so crazy.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Like if you if you there was a girl or
a guy you liked and you, oh, they got an Android,
I'm out shallow.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
It's fishy to me.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
It's like excellent for Android losers users.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Gonna say you weed the losers out.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I love Android.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Fold is the best one ever had the only reason
of the iPhone because my whole family's on iPhone is
work with it.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
But like when we text the whole show, Kyle makes
a turn up green the text turn up green Care.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Two best friends found out they were pregnant at the
same time, and they end up having babies on the
exact same day.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
So here's the audio of that happening.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Are you pregnant?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Who's coming to play?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Miss the Baby's meeting in the hospital for the first time.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It was like a dreamed for me.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
I would love to have a baby at the same
time as one of my friends. I had a pregnancy
packed with one of my friends and then when she
told me she was pregnant, I was like, yeah, now.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's what happened, packed it over pregnant.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yeah no, yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
It was like it was like, whichever one of us
gets pregnant first, the other one's gonna have to get
pregnant too, so we can have babies at the same time.
And I backed out lely, and she still holds it
over my head. She has a three year old.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Now you screwed her over it.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I love her daughter, though, so.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Big science stories this week include this is way cool
a planet forty light years away that is the same
size and temperature as Earth. Forty light years away.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
We would be silly not to think that there is
in other forms of life out there.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
People online are debating the things that everyone just pretends
to enjoy, and somehow other people's kids wasn't on the list.
But here are some of the best responses, and think
about that. By the way, things that people tend to.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Enjoy pretend Are you talking about events or food or what?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Like gender reveal parties?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh yeah, Twitter or X.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Or whatever it's called now.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
People pretend of small talk, running, cold plunges and ice.
I don't like cold plunges, but I think it's important
for my health. Family, Christmas and Thanksgiving galleries are Greek gatherings.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I agree with that. LinkedIn people pretend one thing is LinkedIn.
People pretend to like LinkedIn. I've never been on LinkedIn?
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Is that because I have a job?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Maybe I think if you lost it, you might go
on there.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Who are America's most trusted news anchors? What I think
of the news? Like national news? I can't think of anybody.
I don't watch the news.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I know Lester Holt and David Mihir.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Lester Holt is number one, oh sixty five percent of
people trust him a lot Anderson Cooper also is number
one in cable news. That made Lester Holt from NBC
is America's most trusted news anchor.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Richway after Life hacks.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
All right, let's talk about the iPhone slowing down like
the old ones because the new ones out, Am I right, Peyton, Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Things don't work.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Like I told you just this weekend that my volume
only works occasionally. Well, so I looked it up to
see if it is actually true, and they say there
is a hack to making your phone work better that
that it actually isn't really the fact that the new
phone's out.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
So here's what you do.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
First of all, close out all your apps that are
all open, and then do a hard and then the
most important thing is because we always complain about our
phone's not holding a charge anymore, the battery is bad,
they say, just take a toothpick and put it through
the little charging port because it'll clean out a lot
of the dust that builds up there. That actually slows
down your battery, makes it charge slower, so it'll charge
faster and hold it longer. All those hacks are complicated,
(25:18):
I know, but they're all up at John Jay and
Rich dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
You know the bag to have in the back,
Wakes up John Jay and Rich what's crag a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the Big Boss Dove snoopy Diagle double
gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do John J J. We're not talking
about rid ten team.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about last year.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
If the one and only does you all the glasses?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Lastly, big snoop eagle double jiggle in your face to
me and in the place to be and.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You're listening to John Jay and Rich Wake.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Lass, Hi Love, Hi, what's up?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So? I wanted to collect on my date from mister
Bubba on the Kiss f M Show.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, go on, and I do believe he.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Owes me a sushi dinner. And my goddaughter is going
to be born in Chicago in the middle of the
month next month. And her name is Lily Love. She
is named after me. So I would like to collect
my date with Bubba.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, give us the background how you got the date,
just so I can remember as I looked at my
paperwork at my notes.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
All right, So he was officiating his sister's wedding and
he forgot the wedding certificate and he asked me because
I was the dog ham at the wedding if I
could go home to his house and get the wedding certificate.
And I said, yeah, but you're gonna owe me a
sushi dinner. He said done, And he's never given me
my sushi dinner, so I want to collect.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yeah. I think he's hot too. What city were you
in when this happened? Exactly?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
So we know Pardy Sally at the l L What
is that wherever?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
El Chino?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, chio, I was the dog handler. I was I
was handling Lily his dog, and uh, Oliver, it was
all of His name is Christopher on the Fred Show
on demand?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Oh so the Fred Show?
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Okay, so a little side note. Fred is from Scottsdale.
The Fred Show is in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yes, okay, and his mom's out here. And it's complicated
because like his I'm my best friend.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
So you want to go So you don't want to
go out with Fred because we know you know, let's
get Fred on the line.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hold on, I want to go out with him. I
want to marry him.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Okay, hold on, hold on, I'm hold on real quick. Okay,
I'm gonna get Fred on the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Okay, oh yeah, hold.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
On, hold on, but it's not Fred who owed you
this sushi dinner?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It is He's won in the state.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I'm sending this to Grant. We're gonna Get're gonna get
him on. See if you can jump on there with us.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Right now, I'm trying to get a date with this guy. Yeah,
I'm trying to get a date. That's what I'm trying
to do with God.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I want I love you, and I'm cheat on sushi.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I'm one, rolling done. I don't take advantage of him,
but he has to pay for me because he owes
me dinner.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, I mean you were there when he needed you.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Where's he now?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
What are you doing right now? Love?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I am at the dog park next to Doc who
hands out treats, and I'm gonna take my Golden Retriever
to go play the dog park. But this is more
important because I want to marry this guy.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You want to marry Fred.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I want to marry Bubba.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Is Fred and Bubba the same person?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm confused they are, okay.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
F Bubba is a character that Fred does or Chris
does Christians.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
And Bubba are one in the things.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So complicated, can't I just met.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Her a few weeks ago.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
In a radio Are you you want to date your
your best friend's son.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I want to marry him. He brought me, He brought
me on the phone. I want to know why.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
All right now we're calling.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Did you hear that? What he blocked her?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, this might not be a good thing.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
We will tell him that part.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
So listen, Love, you stay quiet while well we try
to explain everything that Fred. Okay, hold on, okay, hold
on Love, Hey Fred, John Jay and Rich my brother. Well,
we're doing a show. And then we get this call
from this woman. Her name is Love and she says
that she wants to marry you.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Why is she calling you?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I so Love? You want to say hi to Fred?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
She said she met you at a wedding and taking
care of her dog. And are you are you also?
Do you have other nicknames?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Fred? I have a legal name?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I know she knows your legal name.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, watch out for that.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So Love, you got your chance. There he is. We're
setting it up right now.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
What you feel like?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He owes you?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So, Bubba, This is Lauren otherwise known as Love your
Mom's best Friends, And I hear you on the radio
show I'm on Friends and Family and my goddaughter, Lily
is going to be Lily Love is going to be
born in Chicago. And I do believe you owe me
a sushi dinner, So I would like to collect that
(04:44):
sushi dinner. And I only want one role.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Okay, hold on love, hold on, hold on, hold on love? Okay, okay,
Fred Fred Fred your thoughts so far? I thought you
guys were my friend.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Fred, I love you like a brother, my man.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I suggest door dash and just send it to where
for she?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No, No, that doesn't work. No, I want to be
with him, so I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Hey, he did wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
As you a date? He promised you sushi dinner?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
We did?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah? True?
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, So fred Fred, does this sound familiar to you
or no? Should we say goodbye to her?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Well? No, yes, But if you're my mom's best friend,
why are you calling John?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
That was what we were.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Block me. You totally blocked me on the phone, and
so I figured I'd call a radio station because you're
a radio person. That give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
And all right, so listen, fred Fred. We do a
segment called second Date Update on this show.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You should try it. It's a good bit.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
And this could be good Cross promotion Phoenix, Chicago.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Fred, we're gonna see I.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Wish that all radio people didn't know each other.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
All right, Fred, you're my brother from another I'll talk
to you later. Brother.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
We said, hey, I love you too.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I love.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Remember I talked to her in Dallas. She was lovely A.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Bye Fred, all right, Love we started. We got the
ball rolling. Okay, it's up to you.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I can't go any further. I put it out there.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, good, you put it out there. God bless you
by love.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Thank you, Rich Gret.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I said you did something that I'll think, How did
I say that?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I said that that you would that you guys wouldn't
approve of.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I mean, unless there's more to it, but you know,
it's classic.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's classic.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
So I go to the grocery store every day, and
lately I've kind of had a beef with Albertson's. They've
been doing this pretend bag shortage thing, which bothers me.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So I get there and I have to bring my
own bags. I'm annoyed. You know, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
So I also there's etiquette at grocery stores, like if
you're getting something, you don't stand there too long. Otherwise
you know you're gonna annoy the people behind you. Like
if you're gonna clip a coupon with the app, you
don't stand there and clip it. You walk off and
you find it on the app, you clip it, right.
So I was with my wife. Normally, she doesn't like
my antics. She doesn't appreciate, you know, my energy at
(07:20):
the grocery store, which is fine. I'm all business, you know,
I'm their shop there for dinner. I like to get home,
get done. So we're at the cheese. She's gonna make dinner.
She's making these uh Hawaiian roll sliders with pepperoni pizza stuff,
and so we need mozzarella cheese. There's so many options
for mozzarella cheese. We get the generic brand, and then
(07:43):
we see Sargento as a deal and we're like, whoa,
let's get that Sargento cheese. But there's a lady just
standing in the way, and she doesn't really know what
cheese she wants. She doesn't really you know, But I'm
holding the cheese I don't want, right, and I'm like, well,
do I just squeeze around this lady and say excuse me?
So I just did that real quick grab the cheese
(08:04):
the sargento I want, and we start walking away, but
I still have the cheese.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
In my hand. That's, you know, that I don't want.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
So what I do, and Caitlyn sees me do it,
is I put the cheese I don't want in the
lady's cart, right, No, no, no, no exactly wait, hold on,
hold on, it's so much better.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
So we time it.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
We get all our stuff and we see the ladies
behind us in the self checkout aisle, and I'm just
kind of watching this lady because I know what I did.
And as she pulls up to get you know, her
stuff out of her car, the first thing she grabs
to scan is the cheese I put in her car,
and she scans it and puts in the bag. So
she bought the cheese that I put in her car.
It was a big win for men.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Maybe you helped drop.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
With self checkout. Then obviously it's not like she grabbed
the cheese, goes. I didn't put this in my car,
but if you would have been a cashier, it could
have slid by easily. But the fact that she held
it a look at here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
That made me laugh.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
And she had the four cheeses she bought that were
the Sargento cheeses, so she also had one generic. She's
got great cheese taste, but she also has the low moisture.
Uh you know, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I was like, you know.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
What, I didn't feel bad, and but why.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Didn't you feel bad? Let's tell you that.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
And you know, Kate normally would be like not approved,
like she would you know, not approve like you guys
would not approve.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
But she thought it was the funniest thing.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
She the fact that the woman held the cheese and
had to scan it herself shows was like, that's where
she I wondered in her mind, She's like, you get
this cheese, I'm not going to bring it back.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
But I used to leave it there.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
I used to do that all the time at the
grocery store. I'd find something I didn't I gotta find
a new item I wanted, and I'd just be passing
a cart and I just put it in the cart
of the.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
First I used to do.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I didn't think my mom when I was a kid,
so I could try to get like good serious, but
she never it always, you know, be like we can't
afford this, So now my so Dutch does it all
the time and it's like but I'll be like, I
didn't get this, eh, you know what I mean, just
kind of.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Doing oh yeah, yeah no, and it like it brightened
my day.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
I was having kind of a you know, one of
those days where I was just like, you know what,
life isn't that great?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And then that happened. I was like the best day ever,
like a high.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Speed I feel like we should somehow put a pole
up and see if that was.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
If that was good or bad of you, I would
feel differently about it if she had to go put
it away.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
But she ended up buying it, so it was.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Like, I think in her mind she was like, I
don't I didn't want Where did this come from?
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Maybe I actually I do.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Want to make many pizzas tonight.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Well here's the other thing, guys.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
It was on sale for dollar ninety nine, so it's
not like it was like a for.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I think that's so genius.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
What if she's so a powerful witch?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
And she was like, I want the non brand cheese
and looks at it tells you to go put it.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
She's like she's like that's why she checked out. She's like,
thank you she's right now. Thank yous man.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Like a totally unnecessary Instagram.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Listening and members only jacket.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Must have honed.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
It's time for horsecropes pain. What's the vibe?
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Well, it's National Pastry Day, so I'm going to tell
you how this day is going to align with you
and your zodiac sign.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
Call us at eight seven seven nine three one four seven.
Good morning, Meg, good morn.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Now what's your sign on the lovely Cancer?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
Okay, cancers, Well for you for National Pastry Day, a
molten lava cake disguised as a pie.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Is kind of your vibe.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
So people are going to think that you're chill, but
if they get too close to you, they're going to
see your emotions just spilling out. So don't cake your
feelings up too much today, Cancers. Let people know how
you feel.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Hey, sounds good.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Thanks Meg him O. Hi, what's your sign?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I'm an Aquarian?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Okay, so for my Aquarius, for National Pastry you're giving
vegan pastry energy.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I know, I'm not exactly sure why.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Probably because you're unique and you're bold, and you're kind
of ahead of your time. My aquarians, and some people
just don't get you, but that's okay. Keep being the
one to add a little bit of weirdness to our days.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I really I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I don't know why vegan, but I will try something
to begin today.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Heck yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Have a good day you guys.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Hey, Rick, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Do you got something with you?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
My daughter's Scarlett taking her to school?
Speaker 3 (12:32):
What's her sign?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
She's a Okay.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Let's start with Pisces for you, Scarlet. Okay, Pisces and
rich who's also our Pisces cream puff with extra filling today?
That is your guys's puff pastry vibes. You're dreamy, you're soft,
and you're just floating through life with your powdered sugar vibes.
So sprinkle your sweetness today. But watch out, Pisces, because
you don't want people taking too much advantage of you.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
You see.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Awesome and I got you.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Too, Rick.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
For Aries, Aries, you're giving croissant vibes. That's like fresh
out of the oven. You're golden, you're eresistible, and you're
full of layers. But let's be real, you're flaking out
on your plans again today, Aries, so butter up your
friends today and literally bring them snacks. Then they'll love
you again.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Sounds good, Awesome, y'all take care of drash Shafe.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
How about for Libra?
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Yeah, Kyle, you're giving you Claire vibes delightful and balanced
and just enough filling to keep everyone around you happy.
But today is about sharing sweetness a remember to keep
a bite for yourself, Okay, in you today.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
When I was a kid, you know, you know when
you're a kid, you don't like to go shopping. Well,
I didn't want to go shop with my mom, and
I remember she'd go to this gro this department store
called Diamonds, which I think morphin at Dillard's, right, but
it was Diamonds, and we would go there because one
of the things she would always entice me with She'd
promised to give me an eat Claire. So i'd go
it there and we'd go to the bakery Dillards or
Diamonds that I'd get any Claire.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Wow, It's just remind me, are those good?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
They're so good? They get this cream filling and.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Chocolate on top, and I think I've ever had, Oh
my god, so great.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
What do you got for Leo?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
So for Leo's we are giving cranbreulet vibes heart exterior,
but underneath we're just pure sweetness. We shine bright like
a caramelized torch today, which is drawing attention to us
and our you know, pretty great personalities and everyone's going
to be eating it up. But we gotta share too,
share the spotlight.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
How about Virgo?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Yeah, Virgo, John Jay, you're just giving puff pastry perfection
in general, structured and detailed, and you're always Chris under pressure.
But Virgos, you need to take a break because not
everything needs to be folded into perfection like twenty seven
million times. It's okay, take a breath.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I ate so bad Saturday night. In fact, one of
the places I was at they had this dessert. I
was standing in line at this dessert area and it
looked like they had this is gonna sound weird, but
it looked like they had pre scoops of ice cream.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
So picture you take a scoop of ice cream. Right.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
It was like a bowl with scoops of ice cream,
but they weren't melting, and I was as I was,
it was all fast. I was like getting on the line,
move fast. I go is that pre scoops of ice cream.
They're big, like a big scoop. Lady goes, oh, no,
this is cookie dough, So I said, can I? So
she gave me a scoop of vanilla ice cream and
then a scoop of the cookie dough. They're both the
same size. Do you understand how much cookie dough that is?
(15:12):
It was freaking phenomenal. So that's my pastry of choice,
cookie dough. If you didn't hear yours, you want to
know what you are, go to John Jay and Richetuckkond.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The're all posted well.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
It's beautiful British people in the news all the time.
Also part of the reason I want to bring up
this little fun thing I want to do is because
how many times you watch TV show and you find
out that the star is from England, Like.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
All the time.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
I can't remember her name now, the actress from Yellowstone,
the daughter what, Yeah, you didn't know that?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
What's her name? The daughter? She's amazing, She's in so
many names. You want to be Beth, Beth, she's from England.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
She is, Yes, yes, I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
And there's all time. There's another show I'm watching right now,
the show. It's called.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Clipped.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
It's about the story of the guy that owns the
Los Angeles Clippers, the racist guy, and the main girl
who is stunning. I found out, by the way she's
from Australia and there's all these British accents and stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
So I put together the game for you.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
For you, what I'm gonna do now is I'm going
to give you a phrase and you have to tell
me if it's British or rubbish.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
For example, Peyton, the phrase is chin wag and it
means conversation chin wag British, British or rubbish.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
British.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yes, it is British. Kyle bloke it means a man.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Bloke is definitely British.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It is British.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Rich, trundle drunk meaning suitcase m rubbish it is rubbish.
Peyton bird means a woman. Hello bird rubbish. It is
a British expression Hello Birdyle, you're being very gervasi today,
meaning funny but offensive.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Like Okay, I'm gonna say that's.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Rubbish, rubbish, rich, British or rubbish. The phrase is chuffed
means pleased or delighted.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Oh chuffed, I'm a big chuffed. I said that is
very British.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
It is a British expression. Peyton dodgy, suspicious or unreliable,
dodgy British. It is British. Kyle sock knocker a show
so good you knock their socks off.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I want that to be true, so I'm just gonna
say British.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It is rubbish.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Well, let's use it anyway.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
That show is a sock knocker.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Rich knackered it means tired or exhausted, knackered.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I've not heard then I said it's rubbish.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
It is a British expression.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Kyle's like yeah, because she's got the best English accent
whatever she says.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Peyton mate it means friend.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That's British.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yes, Kyle markled the in law you don't care for.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I also want that to be true.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I think it's rubbish because I want.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
It to be true.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I'm gonna say British it is rubbish.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Rich gutted means you're extremely disappointed. Gutted British.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Peyton lou means toilet or bathroom British.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, Kyle.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Skittles it means very sweet of you.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Skittles, skit it over the door.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
For you and you walk by Skittles rubb.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Peyton pissed means drunk, rubbish.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
That is a British word.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
It is rich quid.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
It's a slang term for pound, as in money quid British.
Kyle cheers means thanks for goodbye.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah that's sure.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
I feel like that's American, but yeah, sure, yes, he's British.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Peyton cheeky did a peaky. It's words that means wardrobe malfunction,
the peaky.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
That is rubbish, Ubisi Kyle new kid on the block.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
It's a word to describe any American boy band.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Sure, British rubbish rich Choco block means you brought close together.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Chuck a block, Chuck a block. That sounds like a
rubbish It is British.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Really chuckle block, Hello, chuckle blog. I mean that's my
fun little gage for you. It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Or throw some shape.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Oh yeah, John Jay and rich eight seven seven nine.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Some stacks and acts. But first, Connor was a what's
going on?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Was a hey, Yeah, I was just calling in because
I'm a Sagittarius and I remember Peyton saying that all
Sagittarius men were evil.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
I feel like Sagittarius. Maybe evil, but that's just because
I have a Sagittarius sister, So I feel like that
also kind of sways my opinion on them.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I was like, what kind of man hurt this woman?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Not a Sagittarius man, Thankfully, I'd be scared.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Gotcha.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Well, I was like, every time every time she does any.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Of the readings, no Sagittarius, hardly ever calls in. I
was like, I was like, well, it's probably because they
heard her say that, we'll.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Call me next time.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Connor car sounds really nice.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Come on, a nice sag Yeah, you might change my opinion.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'm nice to see you.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Get on my bed side.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
There we are, all right, dog, have a great day.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Man, thanks for listening, Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, appreciate uh stacks and hacks. This REGOs stacks of
information which has life hacks.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
A poll ask people how they squeeze toothpaste, Peyton, how
do you squeeze toothpaste.
Speaker 7 (20:55):
From the bottom to the top, Kyle, bottom to top,
rich bottom in your roll it up when you get
you know, when it gets low.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
I just do it in the middle.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Seventy two percent people say, from the bottom, twenty percent
like to squeeze out of the top and four percent
use the amount. That's this single grain of rice. I
just grab it in the middle. That's not the top. I
just go I got to pay attention to that more.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah. Plus they had the crust pump for a while
which eliminated it all up. I haven't seen those in
a minute.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Two men in the UK were found with kinder eggs.
Is that is that that you say kinder eggs?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
They were filled with ketamine inside their rear ends while
entering an electronic music festival.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh not surprising headline.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Though, is it?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yes? Why is it not surprising music festival?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Twenty two percent of people with iPhones admit they look
down on Android users and they would never date one.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
That is so crazy.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Like if you if you there was a girl or
a guy you liked and you, oh, they got an Android,
I'm out shallow.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
It's fishy to me.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
It's like excellent for Android losers users.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Gonna say you weed the losers out.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
I love Android.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
Fold is the best one ever had the only reason
of the iPhone because my whole family's on iPhone is
work with it.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
But like when we text the whole show, Kyle makes
a turn up green the text turn up green Care.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Two best friends found out they were pregnant at the
same time, and they end up having babies on the
exact same day.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
So here's the audio of that happening.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Are you pregnant?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Who's coming to play?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Miss the Baby's meeting in the hospital for the first time.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It was like a dreamed for me.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
I would love to have a baby at the same
time as one of my friends. I had a pregnancy
packed with one of my friends and then when she
told me she was pregnant, I was like, yeah, now.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
That's what happened, packed it over pregnant.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yeah no, yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:53):
It was like it was like, whichever one of us
gets pregnant first, the other one's gonna have to get
pregnant too, so we can have babies at the same time.
And I backed out lely, and she still holds it
over my head. She has a three year old.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Now you screwed her over it.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I love her daughter, though, so.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Big science stories this week include this is way cool
a planet forty light years away that is the same
size and temperature as Earth. Forty light years away.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
We would be silly not to think that there is
in other forms of life out there.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
People online are debating the things that everyone just pretends
to enjoy, and somehow other people's kids wasn't on the list.
But here are some of the best responses, and think
about that. By the way, things that people tend to.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Enjoy pretend Are you talking about events or food or what?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Everything?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Like gender reveal parties?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh yeah, Twitter or X.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Or whatever it's called now.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
People pretend of small talk, running, cold plunges and ice.
I don't like cold plunges, but I think it's important
for my health. Family, Christmas and Thanksgiving galleries are Greek gatherings.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I agree with that. LinkedIn people pretend one thing is LinkedIn.
People pretend to like LinkedIn. I've never been on LinkedIn?
Speaker 8 (24:04):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Is that because I have a job?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Maybe I think if you lost it, you might go
on there.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Who are America's most trusted news anchors? What I think
of the news? Like national news? I can't think of anybody.
I don't watch the news.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
I know Lester Holt and David Mihir.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Lester Holt is number one, oh sixty five percent of
people trust him a lot Anderson Cooper also is number
one in cable news. That made Lester Holt from NBC
is America's most trusted news anchor.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Richway after Life hacks.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
All right, let's talk about the iPhone slowing down like
the old ones because the new ones out, Am I right, Peyton, Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Things don't work.
Speaker 8 (24:40):
Like I told you just this weekend that my volume
only works occasionally. Well, so I looked it up to
see if it is actually true, and they say there
is a hack to making your phone work better that
that it actually isn't really the fact that the new
phone's out.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
So here's what you do.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
First of all, close out all your apps that are
all open, and then do a hard and then the
most important thing is because we always complain about our
phone's not holding a charge anymore, the battery is bad,
they say, just take a toothpick and put it through
the little charging port because it'll clean out a lot
of the dust that builds up there. That actually slows
down your battery, makes it charge slower, so it'll charge
faster and hold it longer. All those hacks are complicated,
(25:18):
I know, but they're all up at John Jay and
Rich dot com.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
You know the bag to have in the back,
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