January 8, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Taylor, you have a suggestion for Maggie.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Hey, So Maggie, we gotta we got to give it another.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Try say that again? You cut out.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm sorry sorry. I said you guys should do a
second date update for her.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Come on and we can then maybe they could do
it together, like breadstick eating contests together.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, it did lack a little closure for me too.
I get what you're saying, Taylor. It's like, well, where
are we now? Well why not? Why not follow up
on that? That's a good idea, So come on, you guys.
I know we're not going to be following through, so
we need to follow up.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
She's down, If she's down, all right, Thanks.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Taylor, all right, have a good day guys.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Bye. I was gonna I thought this was some funny
because I saw this headline and in my head I
answered the headline. It was like, David Schwimmer says friends
fans still yell something at him, and immediately in my
head I.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Heard it, what do you think? Pivot?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
So I was like, that's got to be it, right,
that's gotta be it and what else could it be?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Right? So I listened to the clip.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I got a lot of random people shouting pivot at
me ye, which sometimes is startling, but also it's just
a reminder that the series lives on whichvot.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
My face.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Anyway, we're gonna pivot from that story to Rich giving
us on an update on being a stepdad.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, you know Rich Mark Mark?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yes, And if you're to follow along with the story,
if the name Mark comes up is if the Rich
got married and he became a step dad.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I joked at his stepdad's.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Name should be like Mark an now where he's joked that, oh,
it's his stepdad's Sometimes my dad Mark.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Sometimes the step kids say hey Mark, They'll be like,
did you throw away my sandwich? Did you throw it
by Jersey mics. I'm like, yeah, man, it was sitting
on the counter, smell my onions. Thought it was two
days old. I threw it away.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
It's like when you try to be a dad, like
it comes to you're like, hey, I was school today,
Like it was whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Mark, Like, you're not my dad? What's going on with him?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well? There are great kids, but the youngest, the youngest
one is very quiet. He doesn't really say a whole lot.
I don't really have a lot of long conversations. The
other one we talk a lot. We're in we're in sync,
we agree on the same things. The youngest one, I
really don't know what he's about. He basically comes up
from the basement when his door dash arrives and then
he goes down and plays video games like a lot
of a lot of fifteen year olds.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right, But it's time to learn how to drive.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And I have offered my services and Stacey has taken
me up on it. So I am going to teach
my youngest, the youngest step child, how to drive.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
And does he not have a I can help them drive?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, but nobody wants that job like I. But I
taught my other kids how to do. I taught my
kids how to drive, all of them, and they did Okay,
nobody's had any accidents or speeding tickets yet. But when
I was thinking about it, I was thinking about.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
My dad teaching me how to drive.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
The very impatient and hostile Frankie Serafino Barra. So the
first thing he told me after we just pulled out
of the driveway is like, Richard, you're the most dangerous
thing on the road. You are, so we come up
to a stop sign. Instead of him saying stuff like
when we come up to the stop sign, you need
to put on the brakes, he would just go Bryce,
(03:35):
scare the crap out of me, and then I would
forget the break and I'd roll through the stopsign. So
we're starting, uh, and we're starting in Stacy's car too,
because she would like him to learn how to drive
her car. But then I realized, I don't want to
go in Stacy's car. I bet it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'n't even looked.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Inside it, and like five weeks, I'm gonna I'm gonna
have to take him in my car because I know
that my car is clean and it's safe.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Hers.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
She's got like a full Sephora in the dash in
the middle dash, and then on the side it is
every single beverage from every fast food. There's a frozen
there's a Freddy's frozen custard, like three day old Dia
coke sitting over there. There's probably some Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Definitely makes the car dangerous. Definitely.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I was gonna say, though, Rich, like, I feel like
Stacey's car would be a lot easier to drive because
you drive like a monster's truck.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's right. But he's getting a truck.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
He's getting like an old like two thousand and three
Chevy Silverado or something. So he needs to learn the
driving of a truck rules. And Mom's not gonna be
able to well, I mean some moms, but Stacy can't
teach that. She's afraid of my truck. She will not
drive my truck. So I guess we start this weekend
and I will have video in full updates for you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's gonna be so he's down like that being the
good step dad.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He's he's down, and I think it's gonna be awkward
and hilarious at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, I'm just wondering, John Jay, what would that sound
like in the car if you put a camera in
Whilst Rich aka stepdad Mark is teaching, please make a
left tend to.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
We're just drive through this parking lot right here. Just
take your time through the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Mar What do you drive? Why do I need to
learn to drive? Mark?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I could take an Uber We've got Uber heats. It
comes to the house. I didn't need to drive anywhere
to get anything.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well, that's very exciting, Rich, I can't wait to see
the video.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, that's really.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Nice of you to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's going to be a bonding moment.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
That's what I was gonna say. You guys are going
to be best sies by the end of it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
And then maybe like if we need to get away
car I got a guy got my drives about driving though.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
It was like my wife, Now, I don't know what
happens after being married for a long time, but she
really exaggerates, like the danger of being in my passenger
you know what I'm saying, this noisy that?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh yeah, now now she put her hands up in
front of her face, like you.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Know when a car breaks the break lights go way
ahead of me, like way ahead, And we were driving
in Hawaiian she did, I go, you know what, I go.
It may It's very frustrating when you do that because
there's no danger and she doesn't say anything like it's
come to the point here when it happens here. I
almost want to say, from now on, you drive your car,
I'll drive my car. We'll meet something, because it's so like.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Does I think I think when you ride with your
your sick other, they either overgive you directions or don't
give you directions to the places they know how to
get to.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But you've never been to dude over give you directions.
Get this.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
So we're in Hawaii driving and we've got Siria and
telling us where to go right. So Syriah'd be like,
you know, at the light, make a left, She'll go
make a left.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Up here.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
At a stop sign, we're going to make a right,
and then wed shees make a right at the stop sign.
I'm like, hey, I'm hearing it, and I'm looking at
it like I don't need you to repeat what I'm
seeing and what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Mean, it's the weirdest thing. Had some hearing issues. It's
the opposite.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I'll be driving us to one of Stacy's, my wife's
friend's house, and she'll be looking at her phone and
I'll be like, do you want to tell me where
to turns? She's like, oh, it was back there. I'm like,
why didn't you tell me? Because there are a pair
of shoes on sale on Poshmark. If I don't get
them now, then they're gone forever. Okay, they're gone.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
And we're driving somewhere and we're using the navigation on
her phone she's holding it up.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
She's a pastor. She's holding it up.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
So I'm driving, So like if Kyle, if you were driving,
and here's the screen, here's the monitor, right, She's like this,
So she's showing me the monitor, but she's watching the road.
So now her hand turns and now she's just like
her hands going whatever. And I can't see the map right,
and I can't, and she's her haronds moved the whole time.
But I'm like, can you just give me the phone.
I put it on my knee. I put it on
(07:28):
my knee and I can see the map. And then
she'll repeat everything that the map says.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
See, I'm gonna teach all these things two steps.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He's good, Mark, good. Look Peye. What happened to you
at the dentist yesterday?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Oh my gosh, My feelings were hurt. And the dental
assistant or hygienis that was assisting me on my filling
did not have to play my life the way that
she did.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Do you have a cavity? I did well.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I was getting a old filling like fixed because I
had a crack and like the old filling or something
like that, so they wanted to fix it before it
turned into another havity. But I go So I go
there and she's like the dentist comes in and he
gives me like the shot right to numb my face,
and she goes, your lips are a little crusty. You
(08:13):
want some chapstick?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh, she is crusty.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Crusty?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I was actually I will take the chapstick, thank you,
But like, why did you have to be so like
upfront about it, Like you could have just been like,
here's some chopstick. You didn't need to tell me I was.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Crusty, so she gave me. Is she a friend or no?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I mean, but she's worked on Like when I went
and got my veneers done, she like was helpful in
that situation. So we're tight. I mean she's seen me
with no two front teams chrapstick with somebody that they
gave me my own chapstick they have like their brand. Oh.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Also maybe maybe it was the you know when they
have their morning meetings.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
We got to push the chapstick. You got too much
chapsticks to insult the patient if you delivery.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
That's kind of crusty.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Your mouth was jammed doping for a long time while
I'm working on it. You're not getting a lot of
moisture there.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I totally understand.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And it was very thankful because their chapstick is very nice.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's a good type of chapstick.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
But I was so kind of guard I.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Was like, it's that chap brand. There's medical grade.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's a medical grade chapstick.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's awesome. I feel like.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I'm not as crusty after using it faithfully for the
last three did she played My Life?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You know how? Monday?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
It kind of started our New Year's resolutions Monday, right,
all right, that was the sixth, right, but we're kind
of like, all right, let's be real, it's the first
day of work. So we got and then I and
then on Monday I went hiking with a buddy of
mine and I got like twelve thirteen thousand steps. And
then yesterday on the air, I said, I think my
new Year's resolution is gonna get at least ten thousand steps.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
So when I was home last night for the night
I was home, I was like four thousand steps and
I was like, oh, oh my god, how am I
going to get another six thousand steps? It's freaking four
o'clock in the afternoon. I don't you could walk outside place?
I did, so I said in my wife, I go,
I need to get some steps. You want to walk
to me?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
She goes yeah. So we walk right.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
And and I'm walking in and I walked to a
pretty good distance, I think. And then I walk back
and I'm like, man, I go this like I don't
like walking, Like it's like when you're hiking you have
I had to get somewhere and come back and I
got like walking And she's like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's great? We can talk, we can download, we can
catch up with everything.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Like that's not what I'm doing this for, Like I'm
doing this steps. So we get home and I have
six thousand, seven thousand steps. I gotta get three more
thousand steps. So she'd end up showering anny dress and
I was like, I need to go walk again. Do
you want to walk with me? And she's like no,
I'm already wait it for bed. So I'm like, all right,
I'm just gonna hammer this out and get three thousand steps.
You know how long it took to walk to get
(10:49):
these ten thousand steps. It took forever, like I was
just walking.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh well, you should get what you know.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Have you ever seen those standing treadmills, those like ones
that people put like at the desk, and you could
do that during the show in here, it could just
walk while.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
We're on the show.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Please do that one at his desk.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And it's just like so when you stop sitting, you
just walk for a little bit and you sit back down,
walk like you could do it.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, but I walked like a moose.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
So you'll be hearing these steps as we're doing the show,
squeaky breathing.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
When you're watching TV at home.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's a sacred time for Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And eat snacks. But it's so hard.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I ended up going to bed at ten eight hundred steps.
Oh you got it.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I got it. But I was like, I'd walk down.
It was really dark. So I walked down the street.
It was not enough light.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Don't you have a treadmill? No?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
And then I'd walk down another street and then this
dude came running up behind me, scared the hell out
of me. Then another dude came running by and he
had one of those running lights on.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
His back, so you can see Tody on your left
you No, he didn't.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Say, but he ran right by me, and I was like,
maybe I need to get one of those lights. Write
that down, crowd. Next year, we get a present for
Kyle here because you said you wanted it. Then those
steps six months ago, even though you don't do it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Anymore, you're still doing it. Here's a red light so
no one hits you when you're walking.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Do you think there's a service out there, you know,
like how there's door dash to bring you food. Do
you think there's a person that will finish your steps,
like when you're watching TV as they come over and
stick on your little band and you get like, here's
your four thousand extra steps.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Have a nice night.
Taylor, you have a suggestion for Maggie.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, Yeah, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Hey, So Maggie, we gotta we got to give it another.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Try say that again? You cut out.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm sorry sorry. I said you guys should do a
second date update for her.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Okay, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Come on and we can then maybe they could do
it together, like breadstick eating contests together.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, it did lack a little closure for me too.
I get what you're saying, Taylor. It's like, well, where
are we now? Well why not? Why not follow up
on that? That's a good idea, So come on, you guys.
I know we're not going to be following through, so
we need to follow up.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
She's down, If she's down, all right, Thanks.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Taylor, all right, have a good day guys.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Bye. I was gonna I thought this was some funny
because I saw this headline and in my head I
answered the headline. It was like, David Schwimmer says friends
fans still yell something at him, and immediately in my
head I.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Heard it, what do you think? Pivot?
Speaker 6 (01:08):
So I was like, that's got to be it, right,
that's gotta be it and what else could it be?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Right? So I listened to the clip.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I got a lot of random people shouting pivot at
me ye, which sometimes is startling, but also it's just
a reminder that the series lives on whichvot.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
My face.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Anyway, we're gonna pivot from that story to Rich giving
us on an update on being a stepdad.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, you know Rich Mark Mark?
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yes, And if you're to follow along with the story,
if the name Mark comes up is if the Rich
got married and he became a step dad.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I joked at his stepdad's.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Name should be like Mark an now where he's joked that, oh,
it's his stepdad's Sometimes my dad Mark.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Sometimes the step kids say hey Mark, They'll be like,
did you throw away my sandwich? Did you throw it
by Jersey mics. I'm like, yeah, man, it was sitting
on the counter, smell my onions. Thought it was two
days old. I threw it away.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
It's like when you try to be a dad, like
it comes to you're like, hey, I was school today,
Like it was whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Mark, Like, you're not my dad? What's going on with him?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Well? There are great kids, but the youngest, the youngest
one is very quiet. He doesn't really say a whole lot.
I don't really have a lot of long conversations. The
other one we talk a lot. We're in we're in sync,
we agree on the same things. The youngest one, I
really don't know what he's about. He basically comes up
from the basement when his door dash arrives and then
he goes down and plays video games like a lot
of a lot of fifteen year olds.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Right, But it's time to learn how to drive.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And I have offered my services and Stacey has taken
me up on it. So I am going to teach
my youngest, the youngest step child, how to drive.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
And does he not have a I can help them drive?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah, but nobody wants that job like I. But I
taught my other kids how to do. I taught my
kids how to drive, all of them, and they did Okay,
nobody's had any accidents or speeding tickets yet. But when
I was thinking about it, I was thinking about.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
My dad teaching me how to drive.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
The very impatient and hostile Frankie Serafino Barra. So the
first thing he told me after we just pulled out
of the driveway is like, Richard, you're the most dangerous
thing on the road. You are, so we come up
to a stop sign. Instead of him saying stuff like
when we come up to the stop sign, you need
to put on the brakes, he would just go Bryce,
(03:35):
scare the crap out of me, and then I would
forget the break and I'd roll through the stopsign. So
we're starting, uh, and we're starting in Stacy's car too,
because she would like him to learn how to drive
her car. But then I realized, I don't want to
go in Stacy's car. I bet it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'n't even looked.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Inside it, and like five weeks, I'm gonna I'm gonna
have to take him in my car because I know
that my car is clean and it's safe.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Hers.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
She's got like a full Sephora in the dash in
the middle dash, and then on the side it is
every single beverage from every fast food. There's a frozen
there's a Freddy's frozen custard, like three day old Dia
coke sitting over there. There's probably some Starbucks.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Definitely makes the car dangerous. Definitely.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
I was gonna say, though, Rich, like, I feel like
Stacey's car would be a lot easier to drive because
you drive like a monster's truck.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
That's right. But he's getting a truck.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
He's getting like an old like two thousand and three
Chevy Silverado or something. So he needs to learn the
driving of a truck rules. And Mom's not gonna be
able to well, I mean some moms, but Stacy can't
teach that. She's afraid of my truck. She will not
drive my truck. So I guess we start this weekend
and I will have video in full updates for you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's gonna be so he's down like that being the
good step dad.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
He's he's down, and I think it's gonna be awkward
and hilarious at the same time.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, I'm just wondering, John Jay, what would that sound
like in the car if you put a camera in
Whilst Rich aka stepdad Mark is teaching, please make a
left tend to.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
We're just drive through this parking lot right here. Just
take your time through the parking lot.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Mar What do you drive? Why do I need to
learn to drive? Mark?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I could take an Uber We've got Uber heats. It
comes to the house. I didn't need to drive anywhere
to get anything.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well, that's very exciting, Rich, I can't wait to see
the video.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, that's really.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Nice of you to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
It's going to be a bonding moment.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
That's what I was gonna say. You guys are going
to be best sies by the end of it.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
And then maybe like if we need to get away
car I got a guy got my drives about driving though.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
It was like my wife, Now, I don't know what
happens after being married for a long time, but she
really exaggerates, like the danger of being in my passenger
you know what I'm saying, this noisy that?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh yeah, now now she put her hands up in
front of her face, like you.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Know when a car breaks the break lights go way
ahead of me, like way ahead, And we were driving
in Hawaiian she did, I go, you know what, I go.
It may It's very frustrating when you do that because
there's no danger and she doesn't say anything like it's
come to the point here when it happens here. I
almost want to say, from now on, you drive your car,
I'll drive my car. We'll meet something, because it's so like.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Does I think I think when you ride with your
your sick other, they either overgive you directions or don't
give you directions to the places they know how to
get to.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But you've never been to dude over give you directions.
Get this.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
So we're in Hawaii driving and we've got Siria and
telling us where to go right. So Syriah'd be like,
you know, at the light, make a left, She'll go
make a left.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Up here.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
At a stop sign, we're going to make a right,
and then wed shees make a right at the stop sign.
I'm like, hey, I'm hearing it, and I'm looking at
it like I don't need you to repeat what I'm
seeing and what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Mean, it's the weirdest thing. Had some hearing issues. It's
the opposite.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I'll be driving us to one of Stacy's, my wife's
friend's house, and she'll be looking at her phone and
I'll be like, do you want to tell me where
to turns? She's like, oh, it was back there. I'm like,
why didn't you tell me? Because there are a pair
of shoes on sale on Poshmark. If I don't get
them now, then they're gone forever. Okay, they're gone.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
And we're driving somewhere and we're using the navigation on
her phone she's holding it up.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
She's a pastor. She's holding it up.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
So I'm driving, So like if Kyle, if you were driving,
and here's the screen, here's the monitor, right, She's like this,
So she's showing me the monitor, but she's watching the road.
So now her hand turns and now she's just like
her hands going whatever. And I can't see the map right,
and I can't, and she's her haronds moved the whole time.
But I'm like, can you just give me the phone.
I put it on my knee. I put it on
(07:28):
my knee and I can see the map. And then
she'll repeat everything that the map says.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
See, I'm gonna teach all these things two steps.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He's good, Mark, good. Look Peye. What happened to you
at the dentist yesterday?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Oh my gosh, My feelings were hurt. And the dental
assistant or hygienis that was assisting me on my filling
did not have to play my life the way that
she did.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Do you have a cavity? I did well.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I was getting a old filling like fixed because I
had a crack and like the old filling or something
like that, so they wanted to fix it before it
turned into another havity. But I go So I go
there and she's like the dentist comes in and he
gives me like the shot right to numb my face,
and she goes, your lips are a little crusty. You
(08:13):
want some chapstick?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Oh, she is crusty.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Crusty?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I was actually I will take the chapstick, thank you,
But like, why did you have to be so like
upfront about it, Like you could have just been like,
here's some chopstick. You didn't need to tell me I was.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Crusty, so she gave me. Is she a friend or no?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I mean, but she's worked on Like when I went
and got my veneers done, she like was helpful in
that situation. So we're tight. I mean she's seen me
with no two front teams chrapstick with somebody that they
gave me my own chapstick they have like their brand. Oh.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Also maybe maybe it was the you know when they
have their morning meetings.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
We got to push the chapstick. You got too much
chapsticks to insult the patient if you delivery.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
That's kind of crusty.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Your mouth was jammed doping for a long time while
I'm working on it. You're not getting a lot of
moisture there.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I totally understand.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
And it was very thankful because their chapstick is very nice.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's a good type of chapstick.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
But I was so kind of guard I.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Was like, it's that chap brand. There's medical grade.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's a medical grade chapstick.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That's awesome. I feel like.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I'm not as crusty after using it faithfully for the
last three did she played My Life?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You know how? Monday?
Speaker 6 (09:31):
It kind of started our New Year's resolutions Monday, right,
all right, that was the sixth, right, but we're kind
of like, all right, let's be real, it's the first
day of work. So we got and then I and
then on Monday I went hiking with a buddy of
mine and I got like twelve thirteen thousand steps. And
then yesterday on the air, I said, I think my
new Year's resolution is gonna get at least ten thousand steps.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
So when I was home last night for the night
I was home, I was like four thousand steps and
I was like, oh, oh my god, how am I
going to get another six thousand steps? It's freaking four
o'clock in the afternoon. I don't you could walk outside place?
I did, so I said in my wife, I go,
I need to get some steps. You want to walk
to me?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
She goes yeah. So we walk right.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
And and I'm walking in and I walked to a
pretty good distance, I think. And then I walk back
and I'm like, man, I go this like I don't
like walking, Like it's like when you're hiking you have
I had to get somewhere and come back and I
got like walking And she's like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's great? We can talk, we can download, we can
catch up with everything.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Like that's not what I'm doing this for, Like I'm
doing this steps. So we get home and I have
six thousand, seven thousand steps. I gotta get three more
thousand steps. So she'd end up showering anny dress and
I was like, I need to go walk again. Do
you want to walk with me? And she's like no,
I'm already wait it for bed. So I'm like, all right,
I'm just gonna hammer this out and get three thousand steps.
You know how long it took to walk to get
(10:49):
these ten thousand steps. It took forever, like I was
just walking.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh well, you should get what you know.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Have you ever seen those standing treadmills, those like ones
that people put like at the desk, and you could
do that during the show in here, it could just
walk while.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
We're on the show.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Please do that one at his desk.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And it's just like so when you stop sitting, you
just walk for a little bit and you sit back down,
walk like you could do it.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, but I walked like a moose.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
So you'll be hearing these steps as we're doing the show,
squeaky breathing.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
When you're watching TV at home.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
That's a sacred time for Johnson.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And eat snacks. But it's so hard.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I ended up going to bed at ten eight hundred steps.
Oh you got it.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I got it. But I was like, I'd walk down.
It was really dark. So I walked down the street.
It was not enough light.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Don't you have a treadmill? No?
Speaker 6 (11:44):
And then I'd walk down another street and then this
dude came running up behind me, scared the hell out
of me. Then another dude came running by and he
had one of those running lights on.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
His back, so you can see Tody on your left
you No, he didn't.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Say, but he ran right by me, and I was like,
maybe I need to get one of those lights. Write
that down, crowd. Next year, we get a present for
Kyle here because you said you wanted it. Then those
steps six months ago, even though you don't do it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Anymore, you're still doing it. Here's a red light so
no one hits you when you're walking.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Do you think there's a service out there, you know,
like how there's door dash to bring you food. Do
you think there's a person that will finish your steps,
like when you're watching TV as they come over and
stick on your little band and you get like, here's
your four thousand extra steps.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Have a nice night.
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