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I was in our iHeartRadio kitchen, the Red Red Red kitchen,
making some coffee paint. Came walking in like she spray

(00:45):
painted her jeans on and she was like, here's a
skinny jeans. Jans is supposed to be bagging.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Welcome.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's exactly what happened.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's not okay, that's not exactly that.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
J J was like, are those skinny jeans? And I
said yes, and I hate them and I and skinny
jeans are out. They're officially out. Kyle has been telling
us for the last couple of weeks that skinny jeans
are making their way out of style, and the last
couple of times I wear them, I'm like, you're so right,
they are out of style and I look like a
square right now.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I feel like I.

Speaker 6 (01:17):
Really loved the skinny jeans. I really fought them when
they first came like back in or whatever. But then
I was kind of sad to see them go and
like to have to revamp your wardrobe in that way,
like redo all your pants.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
Yeah, it's a slow build. Yeah, really you have to.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
You're just gonna have to wear the skinny jeans every
once in a while until you have all new pants.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Can you define skinny jeans because I'm gonna I saw
the jeans painting hat on and do you have skinny
jeans on top?

Speaker 8 (01:41):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Okay, so what define skinny jeans?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Skinny jeans are jeans that basically fit from like your
waist all the way down to your ankles. They form fitting,
they're tight.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Like yoga pants. Yeah, but they're jeans. Okay, what do
you have on? I have flared jeans on right now,
and those are super cool.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
They're like kind of on their own little island.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Of fashion, if this makes sense. They flare out the most.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
I think if I had to guess what the most
quote unquote popular gene type right now, it's like the
boyfriend jeans. So it's like kind of baggy and actually
low rise jeans are coming back into which is like
I'm kind of fighting that.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Do you know.

Speaker 9 (02:18):
Like at my house right now, my wife Stacy, who's
like the you know, the fashion person at the house,
she has four stacks of jeans on a bench at
the end of the bed because all of the skinny
jeans are going in the donate pile, and there are.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Lots of them.

Speaker 9 (02:30):
They're out, they're out, So there's some that like now
there's new ones that are the right style that we
haven't tried, but we don't know if we're going to
return yet, and so those are on the right side.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
The straight leg ones. That's where it's sad.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, it doesn't do that for guys to do. Guys
go through jean phase because I feel like there's a
certain kind of geene I like, and those are the
only ones I wear, Like I don't remember. I don't
think it's is really is.

Speaker 7 (02:52):
It's as drastic.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know, but I do know that every pair
of jeans I have eventually is a low rise jean.

Speaker 9 (02:58):
But you can you can wear like a cargo pants again,
I think if you're a guy, yeah, cargo.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Pants are really in, really in right now. But yeah,
I just type honestly. I just feel like my body
dysmorphia just comes out with the with the skinny jeans
right now, because I think I've told you guys this before.
But in high school, one of my nicknames was drumsticks
because my thighs were so big and my legs bottom
part of my legs were so skinny.

Speaker 8 (03:18):
I know.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
But when you can really tell in the skinny jeans
and I got drunk pants, I do, but yoga pants
are different.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
See, I actually liked I liked the fact that skinny
jeans were more for form fitting because I wore a
little bit baggier jean in our Christmas pictures this year,
And there are two pictures that I feel like I
will never show anybody because my legs look way bigger
than Scott's because of the gens.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
And I know, I know my legs are smaller than his.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
I know that, but just like mentally looking at the picture,
I'm like, oh, hell no, this is not okay.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
This does not make me feel okay.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
The struggle of being a woman and trying to look
presentable in public.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Right, So we've been kind of like catching up on
a shopping for Christmas and birthdays or whatever. But I
know Peyton did the big purchase she made was that
for Christmas or birthday?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, it was for Christmas. It was my mom and
my sister's Christmas gift. And I made the biggest purchase
that I have ever made on my credit card, to
the point where like I have a stomach ache about it.
What because I wanted to go all out. It's kind
of an experience. I don't want to say it because
I don't want to ruin it. My mom and my
sister listen to the show. But I'm really excited. It's

(04:29):
about the experience. But like my stomach hurts that I
have this massive payment on my credit card because growing up,
my grandma was like she was the type she worked
three jobs, like total workhorse, like single mom, and she
always told me, you pay your credit card bill off.
No matter what she said, if you're she was like
I'd rather you pay your credit card off first before
you pay your rent.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Like that's how her every month, you have.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
To make sure your credit card payment is paid off.
Credit is so important and so she kind of instilled
that in me. And so now I'm like, I have
an eighteen hundred dollar charge on my house?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
What car experience that you.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Are so generous, like the fact that you just want
to like create this great experience for your mom and
your sister.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
That's so you, it's so sweet.

Speaker 9 (05:14):
Do you think we could get grandma to help you
pay that off, because that's where.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's going to got it.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
I feel like I'm going to call my grandma and
I'm gonna say, can I please take a little shout.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
On you knock this bill out of the way?

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Here?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
This interesting and she would totally help me experience for me.
You're doing it selflessly.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
But I don't want to tell my grandma because if
I tell my grandma before Christmas, she's going to try
to pay it off as my Christmas gift and.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I want something else. Yeah, that's fair. No, I totally
get that. My doctor said to me the other day.
I was leaving there and they go, hey, just want
to let you know that you're going to get a
five thousand dollars charge on your credit Oh my gosh,
but ignored it's a mistake. And I was like, oh,
how do I explain that? Like what are you talking about?
To just ignore it? Just ignore it? And it never came,
it never game.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
But I was like reason.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I was like, I'd really have to worry about it
because I don't think he's going to go through. Yeah,
you don't have one, because I used to before I
was married and I got I was always trying to
get good credit, so I would try to get as
many credit cards as I can, which was stupid, and
then I would just buy stuff and it just seemed free.
Then you get that little red envelope, a little or
that pink thing in the mail and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
Man Peyton, if we talked on the show about the
time that I went to go buy a Prince CD
and they literally took and destroyed my credit card, Now,
I guess you know they have the little thing that
you have to declined and mindset, take card and destroy
and they cut it up in front of me.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
That's terrible, terrible should do that. They think it's stolenybody,
What did the name? What was the name on your card?
It was my name, it was my card.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I was trying to buy Richard.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
You guys have a sneaky side test that you're not
telling them truly a credit card scamming.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
I thought that I had made my bills. Apparently I
did not pay that. He's like the jackal. He has
different ideas, different passports.

Speaker 6 (07:00):
Just the feeling of like getting your card declined though,
it's like so embarrassing and get all hot and like
I'm like being in line, yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
And having them tear it up in front of you.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
I imagine nowadays though, because I've had my car my
card decline nowadays, and it's it's a great it's a
great response, just like, oh it must be the chip
chip's not working. You don't have to be a loser.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
I had it happened to me just the other day.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Is my card was declined and then I was using
my debit card and I was like, I know, I
have enough to pay for this fifteen dollars Walgreen strip
and then I look down and my card's expired.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
So it got declimbed because my card was expired. But
I'm like, how come the nurse sent me a new one?
Should send you a new one?

Speaker 10 (07:39):
Right?

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Like you it's an advance get an email, I would
think I would think, but I didn't.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
All Right's John Jay and Rich We want you to
be part of the show.

Speaker 11 (07:48):
Call us eighty seven seven nine three seven one oh
four seven Get on the air with John Jay and
Rich Zach, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Thanks for holding Today.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
My ex girlfriend in her.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
Fiance, the guy that she cheated on me with.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh that's a terrible like screw me right, So how
did you find out about that?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Did you just like run into him in the mill room?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
I saw her from afar and I was like, I
can't that can't be.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
That can't beat her? And sure that all hell?

Speaker 8 (08:18):
It was her, so and then I and then I
saw the dude and I was like, oh, man, you know,
like you navigate that.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Are they sharing an apartment or they actually have two
different apartments and they're dating or are they just two
people that moved into your apartment complex and it's just
a quincidence.

Speaker 8 (08:34):
No, I think they're together.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Man.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
Oh that's tough, because if you ever see your ex
with somebody out and about. Well, that moment can end
because you can leave, but you can't really leave your
hope they lived near your home?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Are there? Am?

Speaker 7 (08:47):
Is there apartment close to yours? So you're going to
be running into them all the time?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
You know, I don't know, and I hope not, but
I mean, you know how you think about something and
it keeps popping up, so I don't know. I just
the guy have to get it out of my mind.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
But man, like, this isn't cool.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Could you imagine being like next door neighbors with yours
and their fiance that they cheated.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
On you in I feel like I'd have to break
my lease because you're going to hear them like laughing
and having a good time doing other things.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Right, especially if you're single. Oh, my feelings would be
so hurt.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Did she not know you lived there or had a
lot of time had gone by? I mean, I've been
there for a while, so but she maybe thought I moved.
I mean maybe because don't think she would recognize the
apartment complex. We're like, oh wait a minute, Zach lives here,
Let's go somewhere.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Unless she was like, Zach lives here, let's throw it in.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
You know what time a story that's very similar to
this I remember. I don't know if you remember this
or not, Rich, but there was a point where I
was condo hunting from my mom, helping my mom find
a condo. And this is before we had Kyle in
the show, and before we had a couple of people
in the show. We were looking at we had somebody
on Kyle's the way before Kyle and we'd let this
person go right And then later that night, after we

(09:57):
fired this person, my mom and I were looking for
condos and there was a cool condo area this neighborhood
and it was like for sale, you know, open house.
So we go, let's just knock on the door. Let's
just knock on the door and see can look at
his place. And knock the door and it was the
boyfriend of the girl we just fired, and she was
there the whole city. Oh my god. So he opened

(10:21):
the door and he's like hey, and I'm like, hey,
this guy, by the way is now a congressman. He
was like hey, hey, Like oh wow, that's cool. Yeah
this house for sale, Yeah, I'm selling it whatever. Oh
and then there she is and oh, do you.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
Know that I do.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah, it was so wild terrible. So did you look
at the condot remember? Oh yeah, we went to looked
at the condos, just sitting there going like you no,
it was that day. Here's the yesterday.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
It was that day.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
She got fired at ten oh five and around six
pm I was knocking on the door to even twelve
hours there, no, no, no, So I can't imagine what
it's like. At least I could walk away and it
was over. Like, I mean, you got to look at
your exit, her and her person. What if you do
like to take the positive Kyle approach and when you
see him, you go, what are the chances?

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Look at you two kill him with kindness?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, anyway, that's a really bizarre story, Zach.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
All right, well thanks for your help. Let me flush
it out a little bit. It's like, it's kind of crazy.
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yeah, there's nothing you can do unless you move. I
know I would move.

Speaker 12 (11:24):
It's an option.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Then, thanks, Zach, have a great day. Thank you. It's
John Jay and Rich John Jay and Rich. So we
were just going over abbreviations, right, I was telling you
about how so many abbreviations are mistaken David, what's your
abbreviation misunderstanding?

Speaker 10 (11:44):
This one would be fm L.

Speaker 12 (11:48):
My mom for Valentine's one year, she got breakfast in.

Speaker 8 (11:51):
Bed for my dad and social Madia Facebook posts like oh.

Speaker 10 (11:54):
He made me breakfast in bed SML she thought it
mint for my love or from my love.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
My life?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
What other people are like, Wow, she really doesn't like
she hates breakfast. Must really make a mess for her?
Did you correct her? Let her know or what.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
It's It's just like, hey, mom, yeah that was a
good thing, right, Yeah?

Speaker 13 (12:23):
Like okay, cool, maybe lea, I'll tell you later.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
That is so cute man. Thanks for sharing that, David,
have a great day.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
The commercials are vitally over. Let's get back to John
Jay and Bridge somewhat.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
On social media, ask the Internet, what's something that you
are unreasonably good at? Like everybody has something they're created at,
even it's something that's hard to earn a living in
to do, but something you're great at? Right? So what
is it like throwing trash cans from ten feet away?
Are you good at that? You can throw a trash
cant away?

Speaker 9 (12:54):
I'll tell you something, John J, that you're good at.
Is that seeing a movie trailer and knowing if it's
going to be a good movie and if it's gonna win.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
An Oscar or not awards, that's true. I think I'm
pretty good that. Uh, good morning. What's something you're unreasonably
good at?

Speaker 12 (13:09):
Oh, celebrity trivia?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
No? Really?

Speaker 12 (13:13):
Oh like anything pop culture?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Okay? Who are the two stars of Wicked? Right now?

Speaker 14 (13:20):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (13:20):
Ariana Grande?

Speaker 10 (13:22):
And I want to say Cynthia or Cindy is correct?

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yes, but that's not rely great, unreasonable something unreasonably good at?
So that means that means who are the stars of Wicked?
All right? Grande is citior rebo damn. Kyle would get
that in a heartbeat. All right. How about this? Who's
the who's the male lead in Wicked?

Speaker 15 (13:47):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (13:47):
Is it Jonathan Bennett?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Okay, Jonathan Bailey? Again, you're unreasonably average. I would have said,
she is right there? All right, thank you, Megan Sean.
What is something you're unreasonably good at?

Speaker 10 (14:04):
I usually do either movie or TV show quotes?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Okay, that's number four on this list. Remembering obscure movie
quotes which Kyle is fantastic as the actor that did that.
Won't remember that He's like what all right? So what
are some movie quotes that you got, Sean, Well, you usually.

Speaker 10 (14:26):
Like the SpongeBob movie when there's a guy named Gary
comes in one of our regular customers, you know me
with the SpongeBob boys. I'm like, Hey Gary, and then
uh huh.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Here, Hey Gary's your line? That's your quote?

Speaker 10 (14:41):
Hey Gary, Okay, this is my quote. I'm a big
Jim Carrey fan, so I'm like, oh ready.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Then I thought you were gonna be like, Hey Gary,
I'm gonna also be Jim Carrey fans. So I say, hey,
Jim Carrey, every line rhymes. That's scary.

Speaker 9 (15:05):
I mean, there's not a lot of people going around
just quoting SpongeBob the movie. So I think that's good.
That's good for you.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
That's such a good movie. You guys do you guys
know how?

Speaker 5 (15:13):
We have Steve that calls in for horoscopes and Kattie
with the chances of course, so me and Nick every
time we talk to Steve, who Steve?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
What was guit.

Speaker 16 (15:28):
Wrong?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Thank you, Sean?

Speaker 10 (15:35):
Thank you. Have a good day.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
You do?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
What's his purson'snameline? One? Laurie, Hi, Laurie, what's something you're
unreasonably good at.

Speaker 14 (15:44):
I am very good at laundry, in particular fame removal.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (15:51):
Would be handy to have around.

Speaker 10 (15:54):
I know lots of people would.

Speaker 16 (15:55):
Like me in their house.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
I really don't like laundry at all, Like when you're
undoing the laundry, like someone will walk in and go, damn,
you're really good at that.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
No, but I feel like that. I feel good.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
I like.

Speaker 14 (16:11):
Taking this big pile of dirty laundry and in the
end I have a pile of nice clean laundry.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
What's your stain removal trick?

Speaker 14 (16:21):
Always try a stain before you put it in the
washing machine.

Speaker 10 (16:24):
That's the number one thing.

Speaker 16 (16:26):
The Lawd's a really good at washing machine in the.

Speaker 14 (16:28):
Dryer and it's think gets set and then you're then
you're done.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
For I put stuff in the laundry that's really not
that dirty and it comes out with oil stains.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Opposite. Thank you, lorii Uh. Some things on this list
that people have said that you know, it's what are
you unreasonably good at? And these you really think about it,
they're kind of fun. Untangling wires. I hate that.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
That's the worst I have, Like knots in my necklace
right now, because I can untangle the.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Little This person said, putting a duvet cover on more
or less in well under an hour, that's a challenge.
It is identifying food by smell. That's good. That's a
good talent. Guessing the amount of calories any food or
meal has that's impressive. This is a good one. Sleeping
on demand, I can do that. This person said they
were really unreasonably good at picking locks. Ooh, that's fun.

(17:17):
Guessing accents, finding things in a messy drawer. What about
falling asleep sitting straight up? Can he of you do that?
I could do that pretty anywhere. And a folding chair
I could go to sleep. What are some things you're
unreasially good at? Bouncing a ping pong ball on a
ping pong paddle for long periods of time, finding parking,

(17:37):
picking stuff off the floor with my feet. Several of
these are kyle On funks. Catching things I drop like
keys before they hit the ground. I do it every time.
That's cool. This is a good Scratching a dog in
the way where the dog leg does it leg thing
every time. This is a good one too. What are
you unreasonly good at? Always knowing what time it is
without looking at a watch or clock.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
Yeah, I could do that in the morning when I
wake up, I pretty much know within a few minutes.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Reading upside down or backwards from the wrong side of
the paper, I can't do that.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Give me a headache.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Eight seven seven ninety three seven one four seven or
text us ticks JJR and whatever you're unreasonably good at
to nine six eight nine three.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Oh cool, your scanner stopped. It's John Jay and rich.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Lots of people hate their customers this time of year.
Eight seven seven ninety three seven one oh four seven
Call and tell us event Why do you hate your customers? Zena,
good morning? Why do you hate your customers?

Speaker 12 (18:30):
Iye, good morning.

Speaker 16 (18:31):
Well I love most of my customers, but some I
have two reasons. One is they'll wear something to death
and after a year they'll come back and want to
return it, and they'll get upset with our associates for
not returning it, and they don't understand why.

Speaker 10 (18:47):
That's one.

Speaker 16 (18:48):
And two it's always when you're carrying the heaviest items,
heaviest box, when somebody has a question and you're supposed
to drop everything. And it happened to me it happened
to me about two weeks ago. And I'm a tiny
little person five three one hundred and nine pounds carrying
as much as I can possibly can walking and they
saw me struggling and they're like, ma'am, do you work here?

Speaker 14 (19:11):
No, just volunteering everything and answer their question.

Speaker 16 (19:16):
So that's why I hate my customers.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
And where do you work?

Speaker 16 (19:21):
I can't tell you.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I can't.

Speaker 16 (19:23):
I don't want to get.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
No, not Staples, I don't.

Speaker 14 (19:27):
I work for a very large department.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Okay, that's good.

Speaker 16 (19:31):
Actually had to work right now.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
It sounds I know. But people think they can return
just to anything at all.

Speaker 12 (19:39):
Ever, I'm pretty sure that they can.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Why they do it anyway, It.

Speaker 14 (19:43):
Is not Costco.

Speaker 16 (19:45):
But but I I could not tell you, but Costco
in store one day it sounds like Costco.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
All right, thank you very much, thanks for listening. I'm safe.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I have a great mourning Sharman.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Why do you hate your customers?

Speaker 14 (20:00):
Okay, it's not me, it's my son. He works at
Walmart and when he goes when he's a cart pusher,
so when he comes to work during the day, they
just get more lazier and lazier. They can have a
cart right in the parking I mean the parking space
where you're you know, where you're parking to go inside.
But he said that every time he has a story

(20:22):
for me, every time I pick him up from work.
They leave trash in the carts. They there's people who
have played trucks that they leave egg cart and things
in on the ground of all places, and there's a
track can right by them. So that's that's his thing.
He hates the customers that are so lazy that they
won't return their carts or throw their trash away.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
That's the shopping cart theory. I was at the grocery
store like two days ago, and it was the weirdest thing.
This lady walked out of the grocery store and the
carts are to the left, and she dropped her cart
off to the right and then walked away took like
her four bags. And I wanted to be like, do
you want to put your cart away five steps away?

Speaker 16 (21:03):
Out?

Speaker 8 (21:03):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 5 (21:04):
I really wanted to call her out, but I just
took it myself and put it away. But I was like,
it was literally five feet away, just the opposite direction.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
I was like, why would you do that?

Speaker 14 (21:14):
So I feel you're all right, and you guys, you yeah,
you guys know how Hannah gets in Arizona. Sure, and
when it's like one hundred and twenty five degrees and
he's out there trying to push these cards and they
just want to be, you know, lazy and make his
job harder. Which is I think that I think you
know how. Oh, I can't remember the name of the thing,

(21:35):
but you have to put a quarter in in order
to get your cart, and you have to return the cart.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
To where you got it.

Speaker 14 (21:42):
There would be probably yes, that's it, I'll be yeah, yeah,
But I just wanted to tell you guys that because
he didn't want to get on the radio, I just
dropped him off. Well it worked. You said something though,
story when he gets old.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
You said something in the very beginning of your call
that I'm so glad you cleared up for me. You
said that the parking spaces at Walmart where people park
their cars and then walking to the store. I'm glad
you cleared up. What parking space was.

Speaker 12 (22:13):
I just thought that was for.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Tailgating something else. You parked. You know, there's parking space
you park your car and then you walk into the store.

Speaker 14 (22:18):
Oh, that's what that's for, the right right, I'll grab
one for if I'm going into Walmart and there's something,
you know, but one of the carts are in the
stall or in the parking space, I'll grab that that
that car, and I'll take it in for my son.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
All right, Thank you, charm, Thank you for listening. Thank
you for listening. Sasha, why do you hate your customers?
Who do you hate?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
I have worked with a dentist, A lot of dentists.
They are well. The reason behind it is, you know,
I always say that their dollar has eight to ten
quarters because they're always so cheap. Anything you quote him,
you have anything, you tell him what it costs. They
they basically, you know, always have a problem with it.

(23:09):
But it's never a problem when they charge, you know,
fifteen sixtundred dollars for boot canel and the crown.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Oh so, Sasha just doesn't like dentists, our dentists, your customers,
like you sell to dentists. What do you say?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I say, I work with medical gases.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Okays like his job in general. No, he hates customers,
but their dentists. He sells to dentists.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I absolutely love my job, and I think everybody works
so hard for the money, and like I said, if
you know it's being more so cheap, I say, it's
been a lot easier working with them.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Is it like this more in the holidays or all
year long? It's all year long? Oh okay, man, it's
all It's interesting to look at a dentist a different perspective,
you know, because like how looking at the dentists like, oh,
they're trying to give me a cavity when I don't
have a cavity.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
You know what I I one hundred percent. I agree
with Kyle. I heard you guys talk about that, and yes,
you should get three quotes. Anytime you get a quote
from them, I'd got them worth it.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
I'm just on force, that's what it is. Wow man,
all right, dude, We'll have a great day, Sasha.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
It's the John Jay and Rich Radio program. Two names,
four hosts and a whole lot of fun eats.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
John Jay and Rich, Vanessa, Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 13 (24:28):
How are you guys.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
What's going on?

Speaker 13 (24:31):
Well, I have a predicament. I'm pretty pissed. My ex
husband is trying to have photos taken Christmas photos taken
with his girlfriend and our children. So I'm remarried, and
you know, I'm not suggesting that I take pictures with
my husband and my ex husband's kids.

Speaker 10 (24:53):
Like that's just weird.

Speaker 13 (24:55):
It's they're not her kids, why would.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
She be in the picture.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
I don't think it's that weird. How long have they
been dating?

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Like two years, so it's a significant relationship, and I
get it they're like not married, but also like they
is she around your kids a lot?

Speaker 7 (25:12):
Like she's helping him with the kids, I assume after
two years.

Speaker 13 (25:17):
I mean I think she is. I'm not I'm not
usually around. I mean I do see her when I
you know, pick up the kids and stuff.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
But yeah, so as awkward as it is for you
because like I picture myself in your shoes and being like,
who the heck does this be?

Speaker 7 (25:32):
Think she is right?

Speaker 6 (25:33):
But like, yeah, put that aside, Like this woman is
part of your kids' lives now, right, and this is
their like side of the family at this point.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
So I kind of see I kind of see it.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
But what if they're like trying to move vanessau and
it's like, oh.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
This is Essa will never be moved out.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
Vanessa is mom Vanessa, and you know what Vanessa, I
think you should take pictures with your your now husband's kids,
right because down now they're part of your core family.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
Like now they become part of your family, like family.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I agree with you there, family shift.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
And adjust and change, and like you know, it's just
a Christmas card book.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
I read flag it on the girlfriend the husband. Since
you're married, I think it's totally fine for you to
take pictures with your kids and the new husband. But
your ex husband, it's got a girlfriend. And if they
take pictures and they break up six months from now,
they break up three years from now, then you got
these every time you get a little picture.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Because I want she's going to keep the old Christmas card.
It's like the Christmas card will be thrown away.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Well like our Christmas cards sometimes we frame them and
put them up on the wall.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
So I'm just saying it, but I think at that point,
whenever they break up, I'm sure her ex husband will
then throw that picture away.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
And it's not like your kids are going to have,
you know, have it up in their room.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
I would just not want proof. In fact, I would
almost think that would make it would entice the person
to be like, oh I better, I want to be
a better girlfriend so that I can get proposed to.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Actually that I was thinking of is like as the girlfriend,
I would be like, I don't know if I want
to take these pictures very right.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
That's why did because I was think, a new girlfriend
wants the pictures of the whole family, and I get it.
You're married and you don't do that, and she's new
and she's trying to do that. That's why I needed it.
That's what it felt like. But if it's two years,
that's a pretty well.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, that reminds me of when my family took family pictures,
like over the summer, and I really wanted Kadem to
be in our family pictures and my family wanted him too,
but he was like, no, like, we're not married, we
don't have any kids.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I'm not in your dang family picture, right.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
So I was talking about exactly, He's like, I don't
even want to do that right now. We can take
our own on the side, but I don't want to
be in the big group family picture.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
So I get that. But my my other family's gonna
see me this picture and then off, I know exactly
the probably they might not they'd be like what kids.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Why can't we take a family picture?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
But no, But I don't know. I don't have I'm
not married, I don't have any kids, So I feel.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Like I don't know what I would do in this.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
I get why it feels.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
It probably feels like a little stab in your heart
a little bit. But at the same time, if this
girlfriend goes away, that picture is going to go away too.

Speaker 7 (27:55):
It's not gonna like I mean.

Speaker 6 (27:57):
If anything, it will haunt your ex husband because it's
to to.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Be his ex girl.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
And if it ends, it ends because of some drop.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
You know what I mean, And you probably want him
a good point.

Speaker 9 (28:05):
You probably want your husband to sorry, your ex husband
to say no, that's not appropriate, but he's not going
to say that.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
You know what we could do. We could offer this
to you if you want so. My kids are eighteen,
twenty one and twenty one. Kyle's kids are seven and eleven,
seven to ten. If you need kids for a photo,
and depending what age group you want, maybe you could
use ours. I would be great to have our kids
in your Christmas card. Like to picture of my kids

(28:31):
was this woman and this guy with plus that's the
other family.

Speaker 13 (28:34):
I never would have thought of that. Yeah, I never
would have thought.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Are some other kids.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
That's weird. You know. I feel for you.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
I'm sorry you have to go there annoying.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Hopefully you guys I'll get along all right. I have
a great day. Thanks for calling it.

Speaker 12 (28:48):
Okay, you too.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
It's the John Jay and Rich Christmas Wish.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
One O four to seven Kiss FM. It's John Jay
and Rich. It's time for Christmas wish. We have persa
with this good morning versa.

Speaker 12 (29:04):
Yes, Hie and Marnie, I.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Don't read the letter just yet, but tell us a
little bit, just in your own words about Ashley.

Speaker 12 (29:11):
Well, Ashley, I met her over a year ago. She's
a really sweet young lady.

Speaker 13 (29:19):
I met her through my daughter.

Speaker 12 (29:22):
They actually, you know, started dating and we got to
know her and her family and her situation, and you know,
she's just been going through a lot of stuff these
the last.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
Couple of years, taking care of her whole family, like right,
since her her parents died a little while ago.

Speaker 13 (29:41):
That it is correct.

Speaker 12 (29:43):
So she is the oldest and she takes care of
her two siblings and it's a new responsibility for her.
It's just a news situation for the three of them.
And you know they struggle to try to, you know,
keep each other be in good spirits and you know,
trying to learn this this just this new way of life.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
How am the how? And when did her parents die?

Speaker 8 (30:09):
So?

Speaker 12 (30:10):
Her father passed away a couple of years ago. He
got sick and I think COVID was related or he
passed away because of COVID and maybe some other complications.
And then his her mother just recently passed away. I
think it was maybe April. Oh man here.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Okay, she has no idea we're calling her right No, No,
she doesn't, okay, and she's at work right now.

Speaker 13 (30:36):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Okay, we're going to call her right now, Okay, to take.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
On all that responsibility out of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
That's a lot.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Hi is Ashley there? Please?

Speaker 12 (30:53):
Oh yes, this is her.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Hey Ashley, it's John. Jay and Rich were wondering if
we could put you on the radio for just a second.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Uh yeah, we have a letter here. Somebody wrote us
about you, from Bertha, and it touched all of our hearts,
especially the love of board. I mean you just your
situation in your stories touched a lot of people. So
we asked Bertha to come on our radio show. And
read it to you on the air. Do you have
a minute. Yeah, okay, Bertha, go ahead.

Speaker 12 (31:24):
Dear John, Jay and Rich. Christmas is a time together
with family and enjoy. But for one young lady, I know,
time with family means something different. Ashley lost her father
and mother a couple of years ago and is the
oldest child of three. She has an eighteen year old
sister and a seventeen year old brother. The three of

(31:47):
them live together and are struggling to make ends meet.
Ashley currently works two jobs to try to keep the
siblings under one roof and must be both a mom
and a sister. Their refrigerator and television broke, and other
bills are piling up. They so badly need a break
and some happiness this holiday season. Please consider granting this

(32:11):
Christmas wish. Thank you, Ashley.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yes, so, we would like to grant a Christmas wish
for you.

Speaker 15 (32:29):
That Christmas wish.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yes, so, we're going to try to give you a
couple of things to make Christmas a little easier for
you and your brother and sister. Okay, great, Okay, let
me go over a couple of things for you. Papa Murphy's.
Papa Murphy's taking Bake Pizza has gifted you all gift
certificates for five free large pizzas to be used at

(32:52):
any of their nine Tucson locations. Also, the United Food
Bank is providing a holiday box with turkey, rolls, produce, stuffing,
can goods, and all the fixings for a holiday meal
for you and your siblings.

Speaker 13 (33:09):
That sounds great.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Good. We're also going to give you a two hundred
dollars kift card for any groceries you need at any
grocery store. So you're taking care of your brother and
your sister, right, Yeah, your sister June, she's eighteen.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Can I go over this list for you of what
we got her for Christmas? Yeah, we got her one
hundred and fifty dollars gift card to Kohl's and one
hundred dollars gift card to foot Locker.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
She gonna love that.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
We also got her some canvas, some paints and some
brushes and adult craft kit and vision boards, some bath bombs,
face masks, foot masks, imasks, noise canceling headphones, and full
sized bedding and pillow with sheets, pillowcases, the comforter. That's
just for her. Oh my god. Now for Michael, your

(34:06):
seventeen year old brother. Yeah, we got him one hundred
and fifty dollars gift card to Cole's, one hundred dollars
gift card to Dick's Sporting Goods in one hundred dollars
gift card to Amazon to buy paintball gear. We also
got him queen size betting and pillow with sheets, pillowcases, comforter,
and two collectible cars.

Speaker 15 (34:28):
Oh my yead, They're going to be so happy when
I kept them and.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
You take care of them. So we got you something, Ashley.
How old are you? I'm twenty five and you're taking
care of your brother and your sister? My god. Yeah, well,
we got you one hundred and fifty dollars gift card
to Cole's and one hundred dollars gift card to foot
Locker in one hundred dollars gift card to massage Envy.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
That sounds great.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
We also got your fifty dollars gift card to Harkins
Movie Theater. We got you some bath bombs, some face masks,
foot masks, i'm asks, full size betting with pillows, sheets, pillowcases, comforter,
and a portable Bluetooth speaker. That's all for you, Ashley.
Oh my god, that sounds great.

Speaker 17 (35:13):
Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
You're welcome. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
So Bertha said in a letter that your refrigerator broke.

Speaker 15 (35:24):
Yeah, so there's no trying to get it fixed, but
I haven't had a chance.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Well, there's a company in Tucson. This guy is just amazing.
His name is Chris Edwards. He owns two Son appliants.
He said, there's no way she should have a Brookn refrigerator.
So two sent appliants. They're gonna let you pick out
a new refrigerator whatever you want from their location. Really yeah,

(35:52):
they'll deliver it. They'll do all that.

Speaker 15 (36:01):
I don't even know what to say, Like, this helps
me up so much.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
You deserve it.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
We heard Michael needs a bed, right does Michael needs
a bed? Yeah? Our friends at Ashley Furniture in Green
Valley picked out a platform, queen bed frame and mattress
just for him.

Speaker 13 (36:28):
Thank you so much, Thank you, Bertha.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Hold on, we're not done. They also asked the Furniture
Green Valley picked out a full sleeper sofa for your
living room.

Speaker 14 (36:47):
You guys are doing.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah, we're also doing one more thing real quick. Your
TV broke, so we got your new TV for your
living room too. Merry Christmas, Ashley.

Speaker 14 (37:06):
Thank you someone man Christmas.

Speaker 12 (37:08):
Ashley.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
We love you, Bertha. Hold on a second, hold on, Ashley?
Where are you right now?

Speaker 13 (37:13):
I'm currently at work.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Okay. My wife, Blake is our Christmas elf and she
has everything that we just talked about ready to give
you right now. Blake, are you there?

Speaker 15 (37:23):
Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Can you see Ashley or Ashley? Can you walk outside?
I haven't come out yet. You got to come outside, Ashley.

Speaker 12 (37:29):
Okay, but we have an excite. We have some exciting news.

Speaker 9 (37:32):
You do.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Do you want to say it right now?

Speaker 12 (37:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yeah, Ashley? Can you hear Blake?

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (37:37):
I can hear.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Before you walk out, Ashley, listen to this. What do
you have? Blake?

Speaker 13 (37:41):
Chris from Tucson Appliance is going to give you a
brand new washer on.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Dry and the refrigerator. Yes, oh wow, very Christmas.

Speaker 17 (37:53):
Oh oh.

Speaker 12 (38:02):
But all these people are here.

Speaker 15 (38:04):
It's so sweet.

Speaker 9 (38:08):
He's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
What do you mean her people are there, her friends
and family are here.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Firth are you there?

Speaker 12 (38:15):
Yeah, I'm still here?

Speaker 16 (38:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
No, but you do you there with her? Can you
see Ashley?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yes, I see each other?

Speaker 14 (38:22):
Right?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah, Blake. Is Chris Edwards there?

Speaker 13 (38:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (38:28):
Chris here?

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Let me could you put him on the phone.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
I do both.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
Chris. You're amazing, you beautiful man. You you are amazing Chris.

Speaker 13 (38:41):
That by the way, purple hair. It's hard.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Chris Edwards has lost his mind a little bit. But
that's okay.

Speaker 11 (38:45):
I like you guys.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
So generous, Yeah, Chris Edwards.

Speaker 17 (38:50):
She is so deservel taking care of our seventeen and
eighteen year old.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, which is Christmas?

Speaker 7 (38:56):
It was definitely never to catch a break.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
How's it going to Ashley? All right? Is my wife?

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Jacob?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I can't get through one of these without the tear.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Bertha, thank you actually, merry Merry Christmas.

Speaker 12 (39:14):
Thank you so thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Call you Merry Christmas. I don't know how you found us.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I'm so thankful that.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
It's John Jay and John Jay and Rich Good morning, Carla.

Speaker 17 (39:29):
Hi, good morning. Thanks for having me.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
I understand you. You do something special, something we haven't
done in a while, you guys.

Speaker 12 (39:35):
Am I right, I want to do a Christmas booty.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Car Al.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Carlson tells who she wants to do booty call with
and we're gonna call that person up. I believe it's
her boyfriend. And then, Carla, you've got to do everything
you can to talk him into coming home to meet
you for a booty call without saying it. You got
to use a lot of Christmas innu window. So who
is the booty call victim?

Speaker 17 (40:10):
Roman? And he's my you know, my boyfriend, but he's
being very grinchy this year.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Roman.

Speaker 9 (40:17):
Is he the type of guy that would be receptive
to this or do you think that he'll be all
about the business and say no way?

Speaker 17 (40:25):
You know, I don't think he's going to say no way,
but I think he's definitely going to be caught off
guard by this whole vibe.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Okay, do you know where he's at right now?

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Like will?

Speaker 8 (40:34):
He? Is?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
He out and about?

Speaker 17 (40:36):
So what he told me is that he's out doing
his Christmas shopping right now. But I really want him
to come back to the apartment fair enough, could you guys?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Remember you said he's grinchy. Remember in The Grinch when
how big was his heart?

Speaker 5 (40:50):
It was very small?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Small two sizes.

Speaker 7 (40:53):
Two, two sizes too small, but then it grew three sizes.

Speaker 8 (40:56):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
You got to use that baby there. Yeah, I know
that you're you know what is two sizes is too small?
I want to make it three size is too small?
You can send him won't work.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
I don't think he's just a timberlake.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Okay, So here's what we do. We're gonnaet him on
the phone, but we don't say anything. So we're going
to conference both of you in got it?

Speaker 14 (41:17):
Got it?

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Okay? Is that how we do it? Yeah, she's got
to call him so he doesn't see her phone number.
That's right. So we're just gonna shut up and listen.
So you just call him up and we'll listen.

Speaker 17 (41:26):
All right, sounds great?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Hey babe, what.

Speaker 17 (41:37):
Are you doing right now?

Speaker 8 (41:41):
I'm in the car.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
You need something?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (41:44):
Well, you know, I'm thinking, why don't you just skip
out on the shopping and just, you know, just shingle
your bell as home instead.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
Everything? You're okay?

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Are you good?

Speaker 12 (41:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (41:59):
But you know what you want to come down my
chimney tonight?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Well way, what are you talking about?

Speaker 17 (42:07):
Well, I'm just saying your nurse pole was up this
morning and I really want to ed Jingo your.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Book and with your kN king.

Speaker 8 (42:16):
Okay, I don't know what's going on, but I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I just parked a day.

Speaker 17 (42:21):
No, no, no, no, just come on home and stuff
my stocking. What seriously, no, dabe, seriously, if you come home,
FANSA isn't going to be the only one for this Christmas.

Speaker 8 (42:39):
Okay, I'll see you in a few hours.

Speaker 17 (42:41):
All right, Oh my god. Okay, you know what, I
was just trying to have some fun with you and
you know, kind of get into the Christmas mood, just
because you've been very awful these past few weeks and
I don't understand why you are just so mad at
the world. You know what, I'm done. You take the
fun out of doing anything.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Why let's let him off a hook. Care for a second, dude,
you're on the radio. Your girlfriend wanted to have some
fun with you, but you were She said you were grenchy.
You sound a little grinchy. I mean she's using fun
sexual innuendo. I mean she probably made if she would
said something like Roman, your stocking is hung, something like no,

(43:20):
when I think about you, I touch my elf.

Speaker 8 (43:24):
Okay, I didn't know it, person of all. I didn't
even know everything that was going on. I didn't hear
everything but nice, I think. I don't look.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I was just trying to get done.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
I have shopping. I was trying to Oh you're still
not into it? Is that a candy cane? Are you
just happy to see me?

Speaker 8 (43:41):
No?

Speaker 4 (43:41):
I would have that would have worked?

Speaker 8 (43:44):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (43:46):
What?

Speaker 12 (43:46):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Really?

Speaker 8 (43:47):
So this is the radio?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Yes? Baby, it's cold outside, but it's hot in here.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
Never. This is kind of annoying. I'm just saying, I
don't know what.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Well Jack my balls is he's not at all, darl.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
Didn't work.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Holidays, light and napp It's okay, it's all fun and games.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Roman, go on home and play in those reindeer games.
Jack Frost, nipples on your nose?

Speaker 12 (44:20):
What that's not how French?

Speaker 17 (44:23):
You're just gonna be on the naughty list.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Yeah, at least he's shopping for you. All right? So
that is it? That is a Christmas booty call booty
called bummer. H yeah, break it back all right? Called

(44:47):
John Jay, Rich, Jane Rich, John Jay and Rich Good morning.

Speaker 15 (44:52):
Hi you, good morning?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Is this?

Speaker 8 (44:54):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (44:56):
Hi, my name is Jessica. I called to ask you something.
Have you guys ever? I don't remember you bringing this up,
but have you guys ever watched The Mayor of Kingstown.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yes, season one. Season one's fantastic. I haven't started season two.

Speaker 15 (45:08):
Yet, okay, because I just got done with Lion this
and I think that's the same director, right is about
the guy with.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
The blanket on Charlie Brown.

Speaker 15 (45:22):
It's the same director though, right, Yes, some writers.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Directors him creator Tyler Sheridan. It's a great movie, great
TV show.

Speaker 15 (45:28):
Okay, So you all right? Because that's I want to
start that because I just got Paramount Plus, so I
haven't even watched the first season. I just wanted to
know if it was a good show.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Excited to watch Landman too. It's also in Paramount's phenomenal.

Speaker 15 (45:43):
Yeah, I just I we just got it yesterday, so
I'm pretty excited. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Welcome bye bye. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (45:52):
If that last segment offended you, I am really really sorry.
Please email our management at your mom at iHeartRadio your
mom dot com.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
It's John Jay and Rich John.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
J and Rich Matthew, good morning, Thanks for holding what's up? Okay?

Speaker 8 (46:07):
I need to get everybody's opinion on something because the
woman I'm dating and let me know if I'm wrong
or like, you know, for getting grossed out about this.
But so she had very big, beautiful, round blue eyes.
And the other day I went over to her place
to watch, you know, watch some Netflix, and like, to

(46:28):
be honest, she looked exhausted. She worked fourteen hours and
just wanted to relax. One thing I noticed was that
she had like.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Big bags under her eyes, which is what made her
look so exhausted, you know. Of course I did not
did not point this out to her, but she brought
it up to me and went into the bathroom and
washed her face. And when she came back, she came
back out and I noticed she had put some cream
under her eyes, and I said, oh, you put a
little cream under your eyes, you know, And she replied,

(46:58):
she was like yeah, it's actually hemrohoid cree him. And
I was like what, like what, and so she said
she uses the.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Hemorrhoid cream under the eyes because when she gets tired
like that, she gets big bags.

Speaker 8 (47:13):
And like, so she did it this evening and I
was a little grossed out.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
And like every time she went to kiss me, I
told her to keep her eyes away from my face.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I didn't kiss like.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
That Spider Man kiss close.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
What's the big deal?

Speaker 7 (47:30):
It's not like the hemorrhoid cream goes on her butt, right.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Maybe she puts it on after it goes on her butt,
but it's maybe she puts it on and then she
waits it there too, then scrapes it off and then
puts it on her eyes. Gross.

Speaker 9 (47:41):
Okay, there, what are you concerned as to the original purchase?
Did she buy the heprooid cream for the eyes or
did she buy him for the hemorrhoids?

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Is that what you're concerned about?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
No, I don't know. I mean like so like I
was kind of joker, but she got mad about it,
but honestly, like I thought it was kind of gross.
Like so, like I got two questions, and that is slight?

Speaker 8 (48:02):
Is that like really a thing that people do that
I've never heard of? And the second is like, I
don't know, am I a jerk forer thing? And it's gross?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
And not wanting to kiss her when she's wearing the hemorrhoid.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Cream on her eyes? Yes? And yes, we can let
me jump in for a second for Okay, there's this
thing that guys always have a problem with that I
never understood why, Like when you got to go buy
feminine products for your wife, like everyone makes a big
deal about the guys go oh my god, like who cares?
Like I don't understand why that was a big deal,
but there's some people that care, So I kinda I

(48:35):
kind of let them have that, even though just obviously
you're not buying it for yourself, right, So you're buying
it for the woman in your life, right, So with
preparation h or hemorrhoid cream. I'm a huge, huge believer
and user of the product, although I don't put it
on my eyes. But here it was a wife's tale
and I don't know if it's ever been scientifically proven.
The reason they put it under their eyes is because

(48:57):
what the hemorrhoid cream does is drink the hemorrhoid, right apparently,
so the thought was put it under somewhere on your
face so it'll shrink whatever it is it's swollen, So
that's why they use it. You get what I'm saying, Matthew.

Speaker 7 (49:10):
It's a thing.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
So I don't know, but I don't know if it
really works. I know that was the method behind it.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
I looked it up. Yeah, so it says, I said,
can you use hemorrhoid cream under your eyes?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
It says it should not be used, but it is used.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
Under the eyes or on the face where you feel
like you might need to tighten your blood vessels that
would improve the appearance of your under It's very common.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I feel like, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Don't know, I just can't. I'm just I'm thinking of
anything but an eyehole.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Yeah, I get that. Go yeah, if you love her,
it's not for your eyehole, it's for your other hole.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
I knew you couldn't resist, that.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
You would, but no one.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Yeah, I think I think Kyle hit it right.

Speaker 12 (49:55):
Yes it is a thing, and yes you.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Are kind of a dream. Just love her, silence, love
her through it, man, Just love her.

Speaker 9 (50:04):
The other thing you should have said is no, I
didn't notice. I didn't notice anything that go back, you're
looking tired. You look great all the time. That's what
you probably should have said. And then be cool for
you or maybe.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Like, just take like something out of her bag. Try
out the hemorrhoid cream.

Speaker 8 (50:17):
You might like it.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
You never know, all a bunch of stuff. What you
should do is go to the CBS, buy yourself some,
put a little ribbon on it, and then give it
to her and go, hey, you know, I don't think
you need this but here peace offering and give her
some p h.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
All right, all right, that sounds fair.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
I think it's a fair question to ask. But now
we educated you a little bit.

Speaker 8 (50:42):
Yeah, no, thank you. I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
All right, man, seeing Matthew, take care.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
If Chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.

Speaker 8 (50:55):
J and Rick, John, j and.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Rick, we got Bryce Vine tickets on the line. Today
we're gonna do something little different for Kyle's game.

Speaker 8 (51:12):
Sun.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
I hope you guys are ready.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
I hope you know all the number one things around
the universe, because it's not just number one things on Netflix,
as you remember Netflix Comma number one, so it's things
on Netflix, number one things in pop culture, and today
it's really number one things around the holidays. So we
start with you, John Jay, what is the number one

(51:36):
grossing Christmas movie of all time?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Wow? What a great question, thank you. I mean my
first answer would be die Hard, but there's a big
debate whether that's a Christmas movie or not. But would
assume that was a blockbuster, So I'm gonna go with Diehard.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
You're incorrect.

Speaker 6 (51:51):
Anyone for the steal Peyton, Elf, No, Homolo, Actually the Grinch,
Doctor Seuss's The Grinch, followed by Home Alone. Hol actually
held the title for a really long time, and Zeus
is the Grinch knocked it out just I believe last year.
So yeah, both of those are in replay in our house,
so I'm loving both of them.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
Rich Over to you. What is the number one Christmas
town in America?

Speaker 4 (52:17):
The number one Christmas town in America?

Speaker 7 (52:19):
We want to go here. It looks so cute.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Oh so it's not New York City.

Speaker 9 (52:22):
That's what that would have been my first guest, So
why I'm gonna stick with my first guest, New York City.

Speaker 7 (52:27):
I'm so sorry anyone for the steal.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yes, Jack, I feel like I read an article about
this and it was Atlanta.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
No correct for what It's actually Levenworth, Washington. Google it.
You will love it.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
If you end up on that side of TikTok, the
Levenworth side of TikTok, you will definitely want to play
in your next Christison.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
No, it's horrible. It's the cutest little Christmas town ever. Okay,
Peyton over to you.

Speaker 6 (52:56):
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, what is
concent to be the best selling Christmas song of all time?

Speaker 5 (53:05):
I'm going to say the rocking around the Christmas tree
an oh, I'll.

Speaker 7 (53:12):
Steal Okay, Rich, I was thinking you were going to
steal this one.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I feel like this is bing Crosby's White Christmas.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
Somebody's finally on the board.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Is correct to classics for the ages? All right, we
move into round two with only Rich on the board.
Time to redeem yourselves, John Jay. I gave this question
to you because I feel like you're the only one
here that would be able to answer this, although I
don't know if you've checked this out lately. What is
the number one TV show on Amazon Prime right now?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Oh? Wow, I have not checked it.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Yeah, it's a challenging question because everyone knows Netflix.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Stee Be Cross no or it's a reality show. I
thought I saw something. Okay, no, no, no, no, no
no no, I'm gonna go with the onion ployed incorrect.

Speaker 7 (54:01):
It's actually a show called Secret Level, and it looks.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
I feel like show that Rich would like to looks
like what you said.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (54:12):
It's the sci fi.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Like Matrixy.

Speaker 7 (54:16):
Yeah, yeah, Rich, checkout Secret Level. It's number one right now,
and we move over to you.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Rich, Please name two of the stars in the number
one movie on Netflix.

Speaker 9 (54:29):
Right now, two of the stars in the number one movie,
Jason Bateman and Taryn Egerton.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Egerton correct, stealing the game from everyone at this point
with two points on the board, Peyton, last question of
the game, Peyton, there's been a lot of shoppening. Shoppening, shopping,
that's shopping happening all in one word, shopping, all kinds
of things that people are shopping for for the holidays.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
So, Peyton, what is the most valuable company in the world?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Amazon?

Speaker 7 (55:03):
I thought you were gonna say that, but that's wrong.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
He was already jogalized it.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Walmart, John J.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
Walmart incorrect, He's steal rich Apple. It is Apple.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
What number one most valuable company in the world is
Apple worth two point seven trillion dollars, followed by Microsoft?

Speaker 12 (55:22):
Why?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Because then all of our stuff breaks from then we
have to spend more money up.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
That's exactly what's happening there.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
That's so annoying. And I totally thought Amazon, because Amazon
has everything I know.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
That's kind of what I was expecting it to be too,
and was surprised when it was Apple.

Speaker 7 (55:34):
But it is Apple, which is rich. Bara wins the
game checking.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
This is the first time ever you have ever beat
up this back Christmas.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
We're broadcasting live across the world right now. This is
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