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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You've got questions, and we have four unqualified people to
give you answers.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's John Jay and Ridge, John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
It's good Friday, Easter is Sunday, and every year, I
don't know how many years we've done this game.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's Easter egg roulette. Oh sure you guys are dancing now.
It's terrifying.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Now if you don't know the game. We have a
bunch of eggs in an easter basket. Nick and his
beautiful kids decorated the eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Now.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
The thing is, one of the eggs is absolutely raw.
The rest are hard boiled, and we take a turn.
Each one of us take an egg and smash it
on our forehead. Now I don't know how we pick,
but what did we not it?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Not it?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Rich?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I thought that the one who went first is the
one who lost last year.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That's usually who remembers that who lost last year.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
That was easy enough.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So you're gonna pick an egg out of the basket. Nick,
that's a nice basket.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Give you are, Nick, you need to get out of
that basket should be.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
A lot happier.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That created doing well, very nice, okay, Rebel.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Just trying to get egg yolk in the equipment. Yeah, okay,
oh this is really okay.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
He's gonna let it fall all over you, Richie in
the way that you're sitting smash hold on.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's a it's I remember last there.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I was like I was bleeding myriad.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
There's a little bit of that rich that looks like
that hurt.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
You really dented that egg?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, I mean you got did you hear the crack?
I mean that's that's how you play the game. Well,
I was thinking there's another way.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I was thinking if because if you just put it
against your head and just push your hand as hard
as you can, if it's the raw egg, it'll be ugly.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Right, Who's next?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I was?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I said, no, I think not.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Okay, I'll go next. I feel like my chances are
better if I go next. Anyways, but I'm gonna look
at them. Oh, these are so cute. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
For a polka dot egg.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'm gonna, oh, I don't feel confident about Oh my god,
I hope.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
You know, we go.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
And look at my my makeups on the Egg.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Rebrand rebrand for the Egg.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Stinky very nerve wracking.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
A rebrand for the Egg makeup Now.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Nick's been so quiet. I feel like you're pulling something sneaky.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You there's actually five yea okay, or one of us
made of plastic. I love you. That's such a well
designed egg to destroy that. Hold on, hold you got it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You've got it in the palm of your hand, and
you're just gonna smash it on your forehead.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, what does everyone know this is the one or something? No,
I'm just trying to paint the picture for the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, okay, ready, be careful. Oh, it's all wild egg.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's a good pain though, because you know it's not exploded.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
A little bruised immediately though, No, it's not red. If
it was, my makeup would cover it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Now, there's nothing sneaky going on where I went to
the bathroom and you guys all collaborated and left.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Because something's up Nick's face. I wonder why Nick does that.
He just made me really nervous too.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
There is something that happened, like all the eggs are
on top, and you probably said everyone get an egg
on top, And.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
There's no sabotage as far as I was a part of, No,
I'm not sure. Well, you pick it, you got to
go for it.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
You can't put it back and feel it that way.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
It's a way. I don't remember that at all. You
can't pick them all.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You can't. You can't try. You last year were like
you got to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Okay, I don't remember that. Okay, okay, okay, everybody hit
the deck. I know, I know, this is it. This
is it? Now? Do I just should just slammer? I
should push you really hard, your choice, use your choice.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
This totally feels raw white, so far back.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
There we go, there we go?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is it a stink egg?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
You can do some damage to those eggs?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, I'm stupid for saying.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Mind.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I like, I thought you guys, all of you, actually,
I thought you're all pulling a fast.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Around to the odds go even higher if you did.
Come on, I'm just going to reach it and go.
I'm just going to reach it for the team basket.
I close my eyes. Okay, he goes all.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Right, he's gonna get all over him.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That felt a little shallow. It built a little liquid
in the middle. I don't want to play it.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I don't want to play anymore. Let me see.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, we've gotten down the last two before.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Okay, I don't know these are like.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I mean, odds are not good for you. It's hard
to pick. Then you wonder like, is it how they
were decorated?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I know, like I remember we did the Taylor Swift
ones one year and I was trying to go for
the lover egg and then I got it. Okay, this
looks like a teenage mute and Ninja Turtle, I feel
like you did that today.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
This is how I felt. This is how I felt when.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
You were picking your egg. I just kept my thoughts
to myself.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Okay, excited, looks.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Like a beach ball. I feel confident. Okay, how did
you know? I could just feel it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I could tell. Okay, the game is Eastern egg groups.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
They're done.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I hate those odds.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Okay, I'm going to pick the other.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Pretty one that striped.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Have you ever talked about because why not?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And I'm just gonna go for it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Guys, if you do it fast, it's like ripping off going.
I'm not even how many you lecks? How many lives?
That's what she said.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Boom josh, how many eggs left?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I hate? This is terrible. I don't feel good about this.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You might be good luck for you.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Send Inja Turtle eggs mean you're going down.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's Nick's up.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Oh my god, that.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Is clear. Is less roulette if it gets to John's right.
Oh my god, I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I'm so screwed.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
How does it go so far?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Okay, I'm going with the other egg. I'm going with
the other polkadot egg. Now one of the other.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Record. Let's cut the scene. Let's set the scene Easter
egg Roulette. They've gone for eggs.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
You are so you needn't go play.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
The lottery right now, John, Oh my god, that's gonna
(07:57):
end up on the really went for it.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Thanks so hopefully this makes us go viral.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Oh no, there's oh you got it on my jacket.
This has been a fantasy of mine for a while.
I just thought there be more men here.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
You gotta wash your jacket now, whoa, that's Eastern what.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You can watch it right now on all our social
media at John J Rich.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
My god, you're gross.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Look, dear god. Wow,