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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one four to seven. Call us and jump on the
air with us anytime. You can also shoot us a
message on social media at John Jay and Rich. You
guys remember, not that long ago, Rich was the host
the MC to the Miss Arizona pageants, right, and that
his wife runs, and he said that he's pretty much

(00:20):
done retiring. He did say that, but then I see
you working on something else. I thought that was over.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's pretty much over. But now the girls who won
go to Miss America and Miss Teen or Miss America's teen,
and they do their talent competition and the girl who's
singing the teen has chosen a song. She chose Journeys,
don't stop believing. But you can't sing to the original
because it's copywritten, and you can't use a karaoke version

(00:46):
because they don't allow that. So you have to create
your own. So my wife Stacy comes to me and
gives me the impossible task of make it a minute long,
and don't do it like the original too much. Make
it sound modern because it singing this and that's a
classic rock song. So you go in your studio and
you figure out a version of this that is like,

(01:07):
you know, youthful that sounds like it's can be sung
by a teen, but also is very familiar to the
people who know the other one. What's the song Don't
Stop Believing? Is that soos Don't.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Stop Believe that Just a small town?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, So I went in my studio yesterday and all
the noises are me except for the piano, which my
friend Johnny came in and played. And I want you
to hear my instrumental, but you can feel free to
sing along if you want.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Does it start at the beginning with the just a
small town girl?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
A small town girl? You whip it out if you
want to sing it.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
But has the girl? Has a girl heard it already
liked it?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
She loves it?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Okay, okay, so.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Let's see if you see if I'm playing drums, I'm
playing bass, I'm playing guitar, and then my friend Johnny's
playing piano, and then I made it a lot faster.
That's it.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
That's where we are in the song I thought was
just a small I thought I started right here, just
a SnO town.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Girl in a loly world.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
She took the midnight triangle in the way just.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
The city boy.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Born and raises out the truck work. She took the
mina triangle and they were strangers waiting.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I'm impressed.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
The personating where we are Rich in the.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Shatas such, and the night.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Street people.

Speaker 7 (03:03):
And everybody don't.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
Believe it, believe.

Speaker 9 (03:12):
Hold onto that thing.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
I think this was on Glee and that's why I
know the words.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'm impressed with the first ate singing that you the
words and Rich, I mean that sounds better than karaoke.
Not as good as journey, but better than karaoke.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean, I mean Journeys the Oridge, yeah, the good one. Yeah,
but it is better than karaoke, which is always the goal.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
On a total side note, because Rich did this for
his wife Stacey. Have you guys noticed Rich's hands today?
I don't see Rich's hand, looks his left hand. Look
at this.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Did you put her self hand on her back?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
You know what's so?

Speaker 10 (03:48):
She has a handprint somewhere on her body.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
She does, That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
But what happened, well, she wouldn't hand spray tand yesterday
and when we go to sleep, she likes, she says,
you need to touch me in the like touch me
while we're sleeping, so I had my hand on her
legs not thinking about it. I woke up this morning
and even in the dark, I saw it. I'm like,
that's so funny. She probably has a giant rich handprint

(04:13):
right on her leg.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
So she wants you to touch her while she's sleeping.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
She's like, there's no point in the evening where part
of us should not be touchings. Like you got a spoon,
go back to back or a lot of times I
sleep on my back, so I'll just like reach my
hand over and either hold her hand or if her
hand's in a weird position, I'll put my hand on
her leg or something, just so I don't get YELLEDA But.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Why those I don't like. I understand you're in love.
You want to touch, Yeah, but at the same time
I need my sleep.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, it doesn't keep me away.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
But if you roll over, one of you is gonna
wake the other person up. Like there's whoever moves I
move along.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I gotta say she's very nice when she wakes up
from a sleep. I am not if you wake me up,
I am very surly. But she wakes up in she
is so nice when she gets woken up, like she
seems to enjoy me being there.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I don't know why. She's a physical touch.

Speaker 11 (05:08):
I mean some people are. I can't stand that.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I'm like, I'll give you a kiss. Can I hug
hug and then leave me alone?

Speaker 12 (05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, she'll even be She'll even be like for walking
into even a grocery store, but she'll grab my hand.
She's like, we need to hold hands and walk.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, but you have her her spray hands on your
right hand. Yeah, which is hilarious. One if you were sweating, like,
does it just come off? It comes off?

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well. She also spraytanded while I was making the song yesterday,
she went to go spray tand she wasn't supervising the audio.
She's like, you got this, I'll be back later.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's so funny. It's good to see your soll in love, Peyton.
What is the vibe of horoscopes today?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I'm gonna tell you how you act when you know
your friend is about to make a bad decision based
on your zodiac side.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Hello, Melissa, you sent the text? Correct the mundo correct?
What's your side?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay, Taurus? This is how you act when you know
your friend is about to make a bad decision, you
just give them that calm, logical here's why that's a
terrible idea talk, and then you're probably gonna sigh and
promise to be their alibi when things go south.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Eh.

Speaker 13 (06:13):
Probably true? Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
You're welcome him, Melissa.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Hello, Shane, good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
What's scorpio?

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Okay, scorpios.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
When it comes to your friends making bad decisions, you
don't just warn them, you threaten them.

Speaker 7 (06:29):
If you do this, don't come crying to me.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
But when it goes wrong, you are a good friend
and you're still the first person that they call, because
a scorpio can get you out of any sticky situation.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
All right, Shane, have a great day, brother, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
How about Leo's Leo's I'm a Leo. We're in the
middle of Leo's season right now.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Leo's.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
When it comes to our friends making bad decisions, we're
gonna dramatically list every reason why it's a bad idea,
but somehow we're gonna end up in the passenger seat
on the way to do it. Anyways, because we Leo's,
we refuse to miss the main event. How about pisces,
rich are pisces in the room. Pisces. Your friends making
bad decisions, you just beg them not to do it

(07:11):
while imagining every possible worst case. It's a scenario. Five
minutes later, you are helping them pick out the outfit
that they're gonna wear while doing it, because if you're
gonna do it and make a fool of it out
of yourself, you might as well look good.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's totally true. Yeah, my wife used to make fun
of me for being like, we'll just move in here. Anybody,
my cousins, anybody have in trouble, just come on moving
with us.

Speaker 13 (07:29):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I can't understand why she should be annoyed by that.
I would hate that. Why are you inviting people to
come live with us?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
How about Libras?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Libra's Kyle is our Libra in the studio, Libras. When
it comes to your friends making bad decisions, you just
try to keep the peace by saying, well, maybe while
silently screaming inside you hate drama, but you also hate
being left out of it, So you want to get
the tea, but you're kind of keeping an arm's length distance.

Speaker 10 (07:54):
Yeah, that's probably true.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, vergs Viks, John Jay, I guess is a verg
You pull out the receipts, the data, and maybe a
PowerPoint on why it's going to be an absolute disaster
if they still go through with it, You're going to
be there saying I told you so, but you're going
to do it in a loving way.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I am such a fan of the I told you so,
I truly am.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
That is so obnoxious.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
If we get your horoscope, it's all posted on a
website John Jay Rich dot com. It's time for Christmas wish. Sasha,
good morning, Hi, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (08:31):
I am good and so excited and I am just
ecstatic on this good Well.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
We're going to try to do a little something. Tell
us a little bit about Jacqueline before we get all
into it.

Speaker 9 (08:45):
Jacqueline is a coworker of mine. We work together for
about two years and me and her became really good friends.
Her husband Adam and my husband Austen are like best
friend friends and we're just this cute, little tight group.
We do double dates all the time, Our kids get

(09:06):
along really great. We always just have the best time.
Both of us have three dogs, and we just connect
on so many different on different levels. Jacqueline is the
most sweetest person I have, honestly ever met. I don't
think I've ever met anybody that can just be so

(09:27):
sweet and so loving all the time. Like she is
the nicest person ever. Okay, So she's the absolute best.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
And I know that they had a baby, and the baby.
Is the baby still in nick you?

Speaker 9 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, she's still in nick you. She I am
hoping she gets released on December twenty first, but that
still kind of just depends on her circumstances.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, we're gonna get it on the phone, okay, and
then you're going to read the.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Letter to her.

Speaker 14 (09:58):
Okay, Hello, Hi, is Jacqueline there?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Please?

Speaker 12 (10:23):
Yeah, this is her.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Hey Jacqueline, it's Rich from John Jay and Rich. We're
wondering if you'll go on the radio with us for
just a moment. Please.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
Sure.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
So, your friend Sasha wrote us a letter.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
About you, yeah, about your baby, about your son, but
your husband and we were very touched by the letter.
We asked her if she would come and read the
letter to you on the radio.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Is that cool?

Speaker 12 (10:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Of course, Okay, Sash will say, Hey.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
Hi, Jackie, Hi, I'm going to try not to cry
when I read this to you, but I can't promise anything,
so I said, dear John Days try. My name is Sasha.
I listen to you guys every morning on my way
to drop off my daughter at prey school and then
to work. I live in Portland or Again. I'm reaching

(11:11):
out because I know you guys have helped those in
needs most during the holiday with Christmas wish. I have
a coworker and a dear friend of mine named Jacqueline
that would be blessed with some help this season. She
had her daughter, Olivia about two months earlier than expected.
Olivia is doing great considering all circumstances that she's in.

(11:33):
She gets stronger every day. Jacqueline isn't working and as
she is trying to do everything she can for her daughter.
Her husband is working and is trying to keep up
with everything, but as you know, to start to pile up.
They also have a six year old son named de Marius.
I wanted to know if there was any way that
you could help this family in any way, to help

(11:53):
with bills or food. This family is always willing to
help others, but doesn't ask for help when it's needed.
Please consider them for christ Thank you.

Speaker 15 (12:04):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (12:05):
Sasha You're welcome.

Speaker 12 (12:09):
I mean, I love you very much.

Speaker 9 (12:13):
I love you.

Speaker 12 (12:13):
You guys deserve everything.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
You guys have just been through, held back like these
last like it's like these last few years and this
is it, like thee the cherry on top, and you
guys don't deserve it at all.

Speaker 12 (12:25):
And I hate you have been there and been so
supportive and I couldn't we couldn't do it without you.

Speaker 16 (12:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, she wrote us a letter. So Jackie, can we
call you Jackie or you Jacqueline? Jackie? Fine, Jackie, Sir Jacqueline.
We're going to greet you a Christmas wish. Okay, So
we got some things for your family, Okay, okay. We

(12:55):
know times are tough because we actually talked to Sasha
a little bit about before she read the letter. But
a couple of things we want to give you. We'd
like to give you a two hundred dollars gift card
for food at fred Meyer.

Speaker 12 (13:07):
Oh my god, thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
A two dollars gas card, Oh.

Speaker 12 (13:15):
My god, that's thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Two dollars to Kohl's.

Speaker 12 (13:20):
Oh there's more.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
There's actually a lot more. How about a gift card
for two for you and your husband to massage Envy
good for one massage each.

Speaker 12 (13:33):
Thank you so so much.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
You're welcome. We also have a five hundred dollars Visa
gift card you can use for bills.

Speaker 12 (13:44):
Oh my god, that is a lot. That's thank you,
thank you so much for Austen just got here.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Your son, Jamarius, How old is he?

Speaker 17 (13:58):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (13:59):
He's six?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, I hope he's a Star Wars fan because we
got him a lot of Star Wars stuff.

Speaker 12 (14:04):
He is, that's his favorite.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Oh good, good. So we got him some Star Wars
action figures. We got him Star Wars twin betting set
in a cozy blanket. We got him a lightsaber, a
Star Wars coloring book. We got him legos. We got
him a Jeep Wrangler remote control car. We got him
a Wilson football. We got him a Nurf e Lead twenty.
We got a Legos, We got him a Jeep Wrangler

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remote control car.

Speaker 12 (14:31):
He was not gonna have much because we don't have much,
so this actually means so much.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
We got him the Nurf Elite twenty. We also got
him one hundred and fifty bucks to Old Navy or
Coohl's and one hundred and fifty bucks to dsw.

Speaker 12 (14:47):
Oh my god, thank you so much. That's amazing for
your daughter.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
You're a newborne is she's still in the nick you yeah,
she is.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Well.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
We got a couple things. We got her one hundred
dollars to Target or Walmart or fred Meyer for diapers.

Speaker 12 (15:10):
Wonderful.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
We got her a unicorn stuffed animal, a baby first
book set, a Carter's Baby plush blanket, and one hundred
and fifty dollars gift card to Carter's.

Speaker 12 (15:20):
Oh my god, that's so much. Thank you, so so much.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
So that's for your whole family.

Speaker 12 (15:27):
That's amazing. I couldn't tell you how much I appreciate
it and how much it means. And that makes it
to where we can actually have a Christmas.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
That's fantastic. Are you home right now?

Speaker 12 (15:38):
No, I'm at the hospital.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
You're at the hospital with the baby. Okay, So we
have Elves that right now are going to deliver everything
for you. I'm assuming they're at the hospital. Incredible, Elves
Kylie and Kevin, their husband and wife, Elves Kylie, Cavin.

Speaker 18 (15:51):
You guys there, we're here.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Are you at the hospital.

Speaker 12 (15:55):
We're the hospital right with them.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh, you're with them already.

Speaker 12 (16:00):
Yes, I was already here. I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Okay, so can you do you see Jackie?

Speaker 16 (16:09):
Are you Jackie?

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh well, Kylie has all that stuff for you. Kylie
and her husband they actually went shopping for you personally.
They bought all these things themselves for you through our foundation.

Speaker 12 (16:23):
Yeah, that's amazing. Everything is perfect. Our son is going
to be really happy.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Well, Merry Christmas, you guys.

Speaker 9 (16:31):
Thank you little.

Speaker 16 (16:32):
I really appreciate you guys.

Speaker 12 (16:33):
Do Yeah, thank you, Sasha, You're the best. This is
this is the best Christmas present ever. Kay, you're you
guys are all amazing. Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
All right, Well, praying for you guys. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 12 (16:48):
You thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I have tax information which has life acts.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Today is a big day if you have tattoos.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Today is National Tattoo Removal Day. Did you guys know
that I did not.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
And there's a story going viral of this woman in
West Virginia. She's in the news. Her husband died. She
decided to save his Pittsburgh Steeters tattoos.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, she had the mortician cut it off so she
could frame it and hang it on her wall.

Speaker 19 (17:19):
We really had my husband's tattoo preserved. On Friday, after
everybody left and I was doing my goodbye is when
the mortician and I stood there and I got to
outline the exact tattoo. I wanted my husband having over
seventy tattoos, I wanted the surrounding tattoos in it as well.

Speaker 13 (17:36):
So you outline it and then.

Speaker 19 (17:38):
The tissue is removed and save my ink forever. Sent
the funeral home a preservation bag and sends it to
save my ink forever. When they showed us his tattoo,
it was undescribable as to what that felt.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
It was bizarre because if you actually look at the
picture of the video of it, you can still see
like the hair.

Speaker 10 (18:02):
It's like a chunk of skin.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, it's like a flap of skin. It's insane, Like
they like they organically came up on my TikTok feet.
It's like her and her like nine year old son
and the sun is wearing this Pittsburgh Steelers jersey and
they're like that's the one that's dad, And it's literally
like framed up in their like living room.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
And gross's I mean, like everybody grieves so differently. I
mean everybody wants to hold onto different pieces of their
loved pictures.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I wish I would have known that because I would
have tried to keep my dad's face.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Kind of makes you wonder like if people have done that.
It's weird because like we were hanging out with our friends.
This was like a month ago, and for some reason,
like death came up as a topic of conversation. And
my friend was like, listen, if my husband dies, like
I'm going to embalm him. And he's like so that
I can still lay in.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Bed with him.

Speaker 10 (18:54):
And he's like, I'm going to like have him be
stuffed like a like a prize deer, like me.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Wanting to learn where my man as a coat?

Speaker 7 (19:03):
Yeah, like same kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
I like your frien.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Everybody's wear.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
So call eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
four seven if you have a body part saved? Can
you save a body park? Can you save skin? Can
you save something?

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Doubt?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
It only takes one call?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, let's just see. Let's just see. Okay, Peyton, how
do you check out of your hotel room? I just leave, Kyle,
how do you check out of your hotel room?

Speaker 6 (19:22):
Normally?

Speaker 10 (19:22):
I just leave, but I actually went to the front
desk this time.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Rich, how do you check out it leave? I just
leave too, I just leave. In fact, there's the problem.
My wife thinks that you need to go check out.
There's a big debate that gen zers are posting a
TikTok walking out a hotel with the tagline they're saying, hey,
you just leave, and older generations like, that's not how
you check out. You don't walk out. You have to
have etiquette and you have to go and check out.
But I thought the hotels made it so that you

(19:45):
can't just leave.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I mean, your checkout time is usually what eleven, and
you're out of there at eleven, and then they come
clean the room and you're out, so they're going to
build you the same. So why do you need to
talk to anybody?

Speaker 10 (19:54):
I think the only reason you would need to talk
to someone is if, like you charged a lot to
the room and you want to make sure they got
all the right charges. But other than that, I think
you're allowed to just leave.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
What's up?

Speaker 17 (20:04):
Hey with the checking out the hotels, you know, it's
just polite and helpful to check out at the front desk.
It allows the housekeeping to get into the room a
lot sooner.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Oh okay, thanks, Why are you breathing all weird?

Speaker 17 (20:18):
Why I ran to get off the bluetooth?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Are are.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
To get off the bluetooth?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can just go to your phone and.

Speaker 17 (20:30):
My phone was in my truck.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Okay, Well thanks Howie.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Well that's good. I never thought of it that way.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
But I will now have a great day, Howie, have
a great day.

Speaker 17 (20:37):
Thank you too.

Speaker 20 (20:38):
Yes, Nick, see, I actually have a different opinion on
this as somebody who worked at the front.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Desk at the hotel.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's right.

Speaker 21 (20:44):
I never wanted to see anybody come.

Speaker 22 (20:46):
To the desk, like, yeah, it's nice for the housekeeping staff,
but like once it's eleven o'clock, we check you out anyway.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Okah, that makes sense. We should have gone to him anyway.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
He's an expert. He used to work at the freaking hotel.
There's a new pole gen Zer's millennials. They have found
out that having friends cost you an average of two
hundred and fifty dollars a month. That's money spell on
things like brunches, dinners, bar nights, and general harings.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
And especially single friends. Man, you hang out with your
single friends and you're brokeye right.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yes, I'm so glad I don't have a lot of friends.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Yea, saving so.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
Much money, it's so expensive.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yes, life hacks.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Well, speaking of saving money, this fits right in there.
So if you want to impress somebody that's coming over
to your house, but you know you don't want to
cook something that smells good because you know who wants
to cook, and you don't have the money to spend
on those like the scent sees or whatever. Here's the easiest,
most simple hack that realtors say works like a charm.
By the way. You just put two drops of vanilla

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right vanilla extract right in your oven, turn it on
for one hundred and eighty degrees for about an hour,
and your whole house is going to smell great. In
study show that the most desirable smell in the world
for both men and women is vanilla. So your house
is gonna smell great. Boy, it smells great in here,
and they don't even know that you put zero effort

(22:08):
into it.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
That's so funny because the other day my wife and
I and our kids were having dinner and blake. My
wife brought up the conversation, does anybody know how to
officially start the oven, and only one of us knew
how to start the oven. Oh my gosh, so many
buttons on that thing.

Speaker 10 (22:22):
You were one of them.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
You don't. I thought it just hit the like whatever
you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
But I guess you've never used your oven, like you've
been in your house for what fifteen twenty years?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
She'll she'll sometimes she'll say like, Hey, I'm going to
make something, can you turn on the oven? And I
have to call her and go okay, which because there's
like lots of things buttons, there's a lot of buttons.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Oh you have only three buttons you have to push
to get to what you probably need.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
And I mean I don't cook anything on the oven.
I put in the microwave, and even then I take
out on the microwave too soon. I just eat a cold.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
You're just like the the athlete that didn't know how
to use a candle opener. I had to go on
Instagram live. I am, that's a basics. You should know
how to turn on an oven.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
I doesn't shill.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I don't. I mean, I mean, I probably could figured
it out, but it's not like I would. It's just
like I don't know how to turn on the washer drawer.
I could probably figure it out, but I'm not spending
time on it.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Well, if you ever do drop a little vanilla extract
in there.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
That sounds great. I love that smell.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Please try that hack and let us know how it works.
That is up at John jayn Rich dot com.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Brandy, what kind of drama are you walking into? What
kind of turkey bomb are you dropping on Thanksgiving? Oh?

Speaker 23 (23:22):
I've got a big bomb, you guys. Yeah, so just
a quick backstory. My mom for Christmas last year got
me and all my siblings that the DNA test kits.
So I don't know what. Just sat in my apartment

(23:43):
collecting dust and recently I decided to do it and
I found out I have a half sister. Yeah. So
it's not super exciting though, because like it's on the
paternal side and yeah, my dad, you know, like a
piece of crap and cheated on my mom numerous times.

(24:03):
So it's not necessarily like a happy thing.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
But so you're gonna drop it. You're gonna tell everybody.

Speaker 23 (24:12):
I'm going to Actually she lives nearby. I'm going to bring.

Speaker 10 (24:15):
Her hours there is your dad gonna be there? Like
your mom and dad's still together.

Speaker 23 (24:26):
Yeah, they are. He deserves this.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Do you think that your dad knows about like your
said mystery sister.

Speaker 23 (24:35):
Oh, yeah, this isn't I talked with her and she
said he's been sending money, you know, since she was little.
You know, I guess to keep him quiet, you know,
because he's not like really in her life, but enough
to send money and stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Wow, that's balls, because you know, like you literally are
going to change the whole dynamic of the whole family
right Thanksgiving.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
But aren't you worried at all, like about your mom?
Like what I like, your mom going to be like yeah,
your face? Or is she going to be hurt by this?

Speaker 17 (25:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (25:08):
I didn't totally think about that that much honestly, but uh,
I mean maybe, yeah, I'll have to think about it.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Does your mom? But does your mom know she exists,
that there's a daughter.

Speaker 23 (25:21):
I don't think she does.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Okay, so just talk about that your mom and dad.
You said your dad cheated on your mom so much.
Obviously she's I don't know how old the daughter is.
It was a long time ago, so maybe they've made
peace and now you're going to rip open this wound.
To remind your mom of what happened twenty years ago.

Speaker 23 (25:36):
Well, you know, it's only fair. You know, we all
deserve to know, like that we have a half sister.

Speaker 13 (25:42):
I would want to know.

Speaker 23 (25:43):
Yeah, I mean I do. I hear what you're saying,
Like it's it's definitely more on my mom to feel
hurt and upset, but like, yeah, this affected all of
us as a young girl, so I want everyone to know.

Speaker 10 (25:57):
She too, but maybe none of things.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
She got to make a scene.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Barbara Day, Arbor Day dinner. Okay, Brandy, Well, good luck,
Happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 23 (26:09):
Yeah, thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Definitely dropping a bomb. Thank you, Ashlyn. Okay, it's Thanksgiving?
Are you dropping a bomb on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 9 (26:17):
I sure am so the bomb that I'm dropping is
that I'm pregnant, thank you. But the thing is it
is with my older sister's baby daddy.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Are you going to tell everyone that?

Speaker 9 (26:39):
Yep, I know. I kind of want back up, I
guess so I want my family there. I invited the
baby daddy too, so he has two kids with my sister.
But my sister is not a good person. She's just
a I don't know if I can curse on the air,
but she's just the not nice person. She's horrible to him.

(27:03):
They're not together anymore or anything. And he's a really nice guy.
He's a really good dad. And I don't know one
thing led to another. We were just kind of like talking
and hanging out and I really like him and he's
already kind of a.

Speaker 12 (27:16):
Part of the family.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
But the weird thing is, like, my two nephews are
going to be I don't know, like half brothers or
half cousins.

Speaker 13 (27:26):
I don't even know what would be cousins.

Speaker 10 (27:27):
And a half brother, cousins and siblings.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yea, which is fine.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
If you're in Kentucky, are you calling.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Us and so are you saying that this this guy
now is your guy too? On top of.

Speaker 9 (27:40):
That, I yes, that's where it's going.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
This is one time thing you guys are together together.

Speaker 9 (27:49):
Yeah, she doesn't know, but she's gonna find out. And
I know it's probably going to ruin Thanksgiving, but I
kind of want back up there because I know she's
gonna lose it.

Speaker 21 (27:59):
She's gonna lose her.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
So when you're at Thanksgiving, who's going to be there?
Mom Dad, the sister you.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
Don't like, Yeah, Mom Dad's sister. Nephews baby Daddy's coming,
and then we have another brother who's going to be there.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Okay, baby daddy's coming. Baby Daddy's coming for you, not
for the nephews.

Speaker 9 (28:18):
Right, Yes, she doesn't know that he's coming.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Okay, is this older sister or younger sister?

Speaker 23 (28:24):
Older sister?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Okay, so at all, when you are intimate with this
baby daddy, when you guys are actually doing it, and
I'm assuming you've done it a bunch of times, right,
So when you guys are doing it, do you ever
think that what he's doing with you, he's done with
your sister.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Do you think about that?

Speaker 10 (28:41):
To think that, I.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Would just think that would have to pop in your mind.

Speaker 9 (28:43):
No, I mean no, but now maybe.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
If he's ever doing something, then he's like, huh, you
know the older sister like this move.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
The same reaction.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
You know your sister like this put you over here terrible,
and your sister moved on and all that she have
a new person in your life, not that I know of.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
But she.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
I mean, I guess if she did have somebody, she'd
talk about it, because she never shuts up about anything.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
But that would make it better for you. I feel
like if she'd moved on, but the fact that this
is still hanging out there, that's gonna.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Be right, I mean, at least probably the kids are
all gonna have the same last name, right, they won't
be questioned at school about being brother cousins.

Speaker 9 (29:30):
All right, yeah, all right?

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Is really good?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Bomb topout. Thanks Jimmy, Thank you for sharing that with us.

Speaker 9 (29:37):
Thanks so much for having me. Wish me luck, I.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Have a great day.

Speaker 21 (29:40):
Bye bye, thank you.

Speaker 9 (29:41):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
Hi Candice, thanks for holding what's going on?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (29:46):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Oh my gosh, this is a mess.

Speaker 23 (29:49):
Okay, so.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Thanks having this supposed to be like super chill, like,
you know, just like this casual family dinner with my mom,
my dad, my sister and like a few cousins. But
of course, you know, just like anything, he planned for
something simple and it just gets you know, completely bananas
and uh yeah, right before dinner, my sister Lauren decides

(30:14):
it's the perfect time to announce that she's bringing her boyfriend.
And like, none of us have ever met a Murny before.
I might, fine, fine, whatever, but then except for when
it walks in the door. It's Jason. Okay, So who's Jason? Okay?
He is my ex boyfriend, of four years. I am

(30:35):
the one that broke up with him a few months ago,
but I don't know. It's like it was because he
wasn't really ready to commit, and apparently now he's just
completely ready. But with my sister and everyone's just like frozen,
and I'm standing there with like a ladle little gravy
in my hand and I'm just like completely stunned, and

(30:59):
my mom's drawl hits the floor, and my dad's like
what the hell, and my cousins, you know, just like
picking up their phones and being like, oh, this is
pretty content. Lauren. Lauren, she just you know, looks like
it's no big deal. Oh you know Jason, right, like, yes, yes, Lauren,

(31:19):
we know Jason. I was like, literally, what so he
has the audacity then to walk up to me and say, hey,
nice to see you again, like we're like best buds
of our past, and the whole dinner is like a
complete mess. My mom is like glaring at Lauren and whispering,

(31:42):
how can you do this? And my dad's like loudly
starts like carving the turkey like it's like I don't
know if Jason's head or something, and are like making
bets about whether I'm a snap before dessert, and I
mean it's like a real drama. And Jason tries to
like I guess like his attempt to clear the air,

(32:04):
and he pulls me aside and he's like, look, I mean,
I know this is like weird, but Lauren and I
have just like clicked and I hope you can almost
pass this, like that's if it's that easy. And Lauren
like hears me, and I am like, you have got
some freaking nerve to like show up here on Thanksgiving

(32:25):
of all days, and she like defends him. It's like, well,
you broke up with him, and what's the matter now.
And at some point, my mom's crying and my dad's
yelling about loyalty.

Speaker 23 (32:36):
And Jason like awkwardly is.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Sitting in the corner like eating pie and the night
just ended.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Look like he's like you can't get.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
And Lauren just like storms out and Jason follows her.
My Mom's like next here we're doing Thanksgiving at a
restaurant and I'm I'm like still mortified. I'm like completely like,
oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
You know what was the most shocking thing to me
this whole story shocking is that you said your dad
was there, because hearing that your sister did that to
you would make me think there was no father in
the pictures, because that makes no sense to me that
a sister would do that to another sister.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Why would you do that? Sounds can not give you
a heads.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Up, but.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Nothing like just like it was just like, hey, I'm
bringing this guy.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
And like, I'm just did he think he was a
surprise or did he think that he'd been pre announced?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
I have no idea, and.

Speaker 8 (33:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
I didn't think about anyone but themselves.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
If you're him, he's like, man, right on, I was
able to, you know, hook up with two sisters.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
That's that's a big get in his role now.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
There is just like if he is thinking that your
sister and him are going to get married and have
a future together, that's the only reason I could see,
you know, twenty years from now they're together with kids.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
They go, my, go, I you should date your aunt.
You know, you know, I know, I know I'm saying
you have to.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
You have to get past all that to think it's
a funny story for cause I don't understand why this
was happening.

Speaker 10 (34:02):
Do you not get along with your sister, like she's
doing this out a spie.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
You got a bunch of sisters. You can't see what
of your sisters? You right, That's what I'm saying, Like
it's terrible.

Speaker 10 (34:10):
Unless they were fighting and that like she did this
to get back.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
My sisters.

Speaker 10 (34:16):
But yes, I know sisters tend to battle sometimes, usually.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
When they don't have a father figure.

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Well do you guys get along? Were you fighting about it?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
I mean we have like a little bit of an
age gap, so like I'm not like giant. It's just like,
you know, I was out of the house when she
started high school.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
So but and how about how about the ex boyfriend?
Is he closer to your age or her age?

Speaker 11 (34:41):
He's my age?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
I mean it's four and a half years.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Okay, that's big deal.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
But it is when you're dating the little sister, it
is a big it's gross.

Speaker 7 (34:49):
Like family parties like a hay little.

Speaker 19 (34:52):
Sister like you.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I'm just thinking, in general, four years isn't that bad.
But at least you.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Didn't have to we'd be prated in for a different model.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Who can beat that Thanksgiving drama?

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Thank you, Candace?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, sure, ramone. Thanksgivings A couple of days away. Are
you walking into any Thanksgiving drama?

Speaker 20 (35:16):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 21 (35:17):
I've kind of got a bomb that I'm going to
be dropping. So I'm dropping the bomb that that following
Monday after Thanksgiving, I'm going to be turning myself in
and I'm going to be going into jail for over
a year.

Speaker 7 (35:29):
Hey, what did you do?

Speaker 17 (35:33):
So?

Speaker 21 (35:34):
I was with some friends and I guess kind of
the wrong crowd, and so we were hanging out and
we went to a gas station and then they decided
to rob the gas station and so I found myself
in the situation of getaway driver, and so you know,
the police have been called. I really can't go too
much into details. I mean, I can tell you my story,

(35:55):
but like their stuff is still pending, so I can't
go too much into that. But yeah, so I'm gonna
be telling everybody on Mondays, I'm going to jail.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
How was that a car chase at all?

Speaker 21 (36:06):
No, we got away. We got away pretty quickly. We
got away before the cops ended up coming, but they
did end up catching us from the license played on
the cameras.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Do you think.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Do you think that it's one of those deals where
you can't get out for good behavior or when you
go check in sometimes like they'll be like, all right,
you're here, never mind or a.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Week or a month.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Yeah, it's crowding. That was a big thing in Hollywood
program Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Do you think like that?

Speaker 21 (36:32):
See, I don't know, because I can, like I plan
on pleading that, like, hey, I didn't know what was
going on, Like I was with some friends. I had
no intention of doing this. But at the same time,
I also drove away. Yeah, I was the driver and
so like instead of staying there and stuff, because I
don't know, it was just kind of instinct, like I
didn't want to get in trouble, so I drove away.

(36:53):
So I think just that action will have consequences. So
I really don't know what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Now you can't vote, right, I think it's from you
can't vote if you go to prison or jail. That's
not being a felon. No, I don't know, Peyton. I'm
not in the criminal world. I figure you go to
jail in prison in case closed.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
No, I mean you can have like a misdemeanor charge
like sometimes things get dropped, but a felony is like
I mean.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Actually I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
I don't know, Ramone, because Robin is a felony charge,
so yeah, Robin robbing Robin.

Speaker 21 (37:27):
But I don't know ifs accomplice is a felony charge.
I mean, I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
I feel I don't know what the titles are fellon misdemeanor.
But if you're going to prison for a year, I
would assume that's a felon. They take away you're writing
your votes.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
You're right, they're winning all those elections.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Humor, Well, Ramona, are you prepared for like all the
stuff you know about from prisons, Like, are you prepared
to be someone's bitch?

Speaker 21 (37:54):
I don't think I'm going to prison. I think I'm
just going to jail.

Speaker 10 (37:57):
You know what I mean in jail, I mean you
should still punch someone right when you get in there.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Right.

Speaker 21 (38:05):
Longer than I have to.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Like, well, get yourself a little to your drop tattoo.
But he doesn't do a tattoo.

Speaker 10 (38:13):
He just does a sharpie dear drop that and it
kind of starts wearing off and then they notice and
then they really get.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Him, like, yeah, tattoo, get it, get a marker and
over your belly, right, really big and the Chicano font
mary Vale, right, something like that, And.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
You sound awful calm for somebody who's going to prison
after Thanksgiving. I'm sorry, Jamming.

Speaker 21 (38:35):
I mean, you know, I've had a little bit of
time to think about this, so I mean I've had
maybe like a week, so I've kind of gone through
all of the all of the different stages of grief.
So now now I'm just kind of an acceptance, Like
you know, I'm gonna I'm going to go do my time.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna just see what happens.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
You drop the bomb. When do you drop the bomb?
Like patch the mass potatoes? Oh, hey, guess what, I'm
going to jail.

Speaker 21 (39:02):
No, I'm gonna do it after dinner, hopefully, like the
sluggishness of all the food will like keep them like
a little more docile, Like they won't be as angry.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, like there'll be in a food coma.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Yeah, they're dozing out, and a lot of your family
you're not going to see until next Thanksgiving anyway, and
you'll either be out or almost out. So it's okay.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
You know what you gotta do is like when you
said everyone's in the food coming kind of be like, oh, guys,
oh my god, I can't forget I forgot to tell
you this.

Speaker 21 (39:27):
Every earlier, any experience and like which alcohols like reduce
memory the most. I need to know what to bring.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
Something like that.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
All right, brother, thanks vermon, Thank good luck to you. Man, happy,
thanks you having good luck to you.

Speaker 21 (39:45):
Thanks buddy. You guys take it easy.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Talking about dropping a bomb. Man, that's crazy. It's John,
Jay and Rich all right, So say see wee. Weekend
is the busiest travel day of the year. We want
to know who's traveling where call us at eight seven
seven nine three seven one oh four seven eight seven
seven nine seven one o four seven. Who is traveling
to the furthest location? Or where are you going? I

(40:11):
can't see our phone? Oh my god, no, we having
phone problems.

Speaker 18 (40:17):
What's new?

Speaker 6 (40:19):
I can see that the phones are lit, but I
can't see it's on the phone.

Speaker 14 (40:24):
Tit?

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Or where are you going?

Speaker 15 (40:27):
I'm driving from San Diego to Phoenix five hours and
then some seven dogs in the rain, so that'll be
really fun.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
You gotta be careful up in those mountains if it's raining,
because that ain't rained up there, that's snow and ice
up there, that's true.

Speaker 21 (40:45):
Uh huh yeah, lots of mountains, lots of mud, so
we'll see how it goes.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Are you driving now?

Speaker 12 (40:52):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Are you driving now?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
No?

Speaker 12 (40:55):
I have to work first and then we'll be driving.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
Oh my god, that's been miserable for you, Kyle.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
That you say was the worst time the drivers and
a certain time today three to seven pm.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Perfect.

Speaker 10 (41:08):
That just means now you know to be aware and
you can plan accordingly exactly.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Lots of coffee, yes, thanks Taylor.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Thanks Angie.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Where are you going?

Speaker 13 (41:21):
I'm going to Phoenix from where I'm in Durano, Colorado.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
So how long will that take you?

Speaker 13 (41:30):
Well, it might take us about ten hours, depending on
the weather. We were supposed to be here till Thursday,
come home Thursday tomorrow, and we have to leave early
because there's going to be forty inches of snow here.

Speaker 10 (41:43):
Yeah, there's already a bunch of snow on the ground,
So just drive slowly, Yeah, slowly.

Speaker 16 (41:48):
We will drive slowly and carefully.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Thanks Angie, Taylor. Where you at? Where you headed? Taylor?

Speaker 16 (41:56):
I'm going to or I'm going from Mesa to Canada.
Actually I'm on my way right now.

Speaker 9 (42:01):
That's a long time.

Speaker 16 (42:03):
Yeah, I actually kind of I met someone like two
years ago and it will be our first time meeting.
Oh yeah, So I'm picking up a few of my
friends from work as we speak, and then one of
my friends is taking over and we're driving here.

Speaker 10 (42:21):
Exciting.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I like want to hear from you afterwards.

Speaker 16 (42:24):
Yeah, yeah, I actually I do like talk. I post
a lot of things to you guys on social media
as well. I'm sure I'll say something.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yes, please do keep us posting.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
This is the person you're going to Canada? Cy.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Is it a romantic relationship? Yes, so in two years
so you guys haven't met in person. But what, like,
how has it got to the point like you guys
are facetiming. You guys are sending nudes back and forth
to each other, Like is it gonna Will it get
intimate when you see each other?

Speaker 16 (42:53):
I mean yeah, I mean it's been that way most definitely.
But she actually has her her friends know that I'm coming.
She has no idea. We've been planning it for a while.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I could go one of the do they even have
Thanksgiving in Canada? Is that what works knows that America
think it is American holiday?

Speaker 13 (43:14):
I don't know, I think it's just the.

Speaker 16 (43:14):
Whole bunk of places like maple syrup.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
But I'm sure that you will send pics. Thank you.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Well, I definitely will be drive safe.

Speaker 9 (43:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Brianna. Where are you headed?

Speaker 24 (43:26):
I'm fine from Phoenix to Florida to see my sister Florida.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Did they even have Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Do you.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Just you and your sister?

Speaker 9 (43:38):
Yeah, well she just moved there like six months ago,
so it's like the second time I'm seeing her.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Since you know it's Gonnat. The airport is going to
be nuts. Just driving in at our normal time because
we work by the airport. The roads were already crowded
at like three thirty five am this morning, so you're
gonna have some time.

Speaker 13 (44:01):
Flood.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Well part what city of Florida? What city in Florida?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Papa, Papa, Pampa?

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Oh, Pampa? Who said Pampa? Have fun?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Brianna, thanks for listening.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
It's John Jay and.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Rich one of the throwout you know Thanksgiving. I want
to know about any unusual family traditions. Calls at eight
seven seven nine three seven four seven, Sarah, I understand
you have one already her do what is it?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Well?

Speaker 15 (44:35):
So my grandma who she recently passed. Every Thanksgiving or
any really any holiday, she wanted the cup to have
a coffee mug that has naked women all over it,
and so we always gave her that cup and she
just loved it. She thought it was the funniest thing ever.
So it became our tradition to give it to her
every time she came and it was just hilarious to

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see her drinking out of it, and she would comment
on the ladies that are on, It's just hilarious.

Speaker 10 (45:04):
How are you going to keep that tradition going now
that she's.

Speaker 15 (45:06):
Passed on, We just give it to random people now
or what they say. My husband was like, what in
the world when he saw it for the first time.
I'm like, oh no, she loves this cup.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
That's awesome, hilarious.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
We'll have a great Thanksgiving, Sarah, thank you for sharing
that tradition. So what's your unusual family tradition? I mean,
that's pretty unusual.

Speaker 7 (45:31):
Hey, Mel you're on the air, Hey John Jay.

Speaker 24 (45:36):
So my family Thanksgiving tradition is the day after Thanksgiving,
we all have this really really physical competition with trophies
and everything, and all of us almost puke at the
end of.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It physical competition.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
Yeah, what does that entail?

Speaker 18 (45:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 24 (45:54):
So like for example, this year, it starts with like
birpies and then we walk lunch to the next little
area and we do like a two minute plank and
then bear crawls and kettlebell dead list and it's all
like the span of ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
So is this to like shut off all that weight
from the Thanksgiving dinner the day before? Is that the
whole point of doing that?

Speaker 24 (46:16):
Honestly?

Speaker 18 (46:17):
I guess so.

Speaker 24 (46:18):
To be honest, I think they just want to put
us in tame because we all, you know, drink a
lot of alcohol tonight before all we hungover for sure.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
That's fine. Have you ever won Mel, Yes?

Speaker 19 (46:30):
I have.

Speaker 24 (46:30):
I won when I was like sixteen, so it was
like my first year and like the women's division of it.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I know in your family.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Yeah, I saw this meme.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I can't remember how the whole meme goes, but part
of it is something like I pray that I don't
ever marry one of those families.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Well, have you seen it?

Speaker 17 (46:48):
Then?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Ben does a five K on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 24 (46:53):
If my boyfriend's first year in it this year or too,
so he's in for a real treat.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
That's man, what a what a horrible thing you to
walk into eat thanks David? Like great tomorrow kettle bell out?
What Like I'm planning on trying to eat right after Thanksgiving.
There's no kettle bell in my future. There's That's just
all right, mel have a great day.

Speaker 15 (47:14):
Thank you, Thank you you too.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Chris, good morning. You're on there. What's your Thanksgiving tradition?
That's unusual.

Speaker 20 (47:23):
Our Thanksgiving tradition is every year my wife's family gets
a picture of me about nine and.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Well, I mean, we love it.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I don't know what else was left to that, but
that was pretty powerful.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Of all the things we need closure on.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
I actually talked to Chris about this. I kind of
can finish up the.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Chris, what that you said? You got? We got ninety
percent new? Do we need to hear the rest?

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Oh?

Speaker 20 (48:00):
Yeah, they get so they so I get ninety percent nude.
And then I wrapped the picture and I give it
to them and they absolutely hate it. And uh and
then this this past year, we actually did a full
on calendar shoot and it gave him twelve months of
me half nude and in different fun poses and and uh, yeah,
it seemed to seems.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
To really, uh are they like sa poses?

Speaker 3 (48:24):
So like for February it's Valentine's Day, like November, you're
holding a turkey.

Speaker 20 (48:30):
Yeah, and I went on Amazon and got a bunch
of uh, you know, different songs and tiny underwear and uh,
I'm not very fit, so it's you know, it's even better.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
I'd love to have that calend in our studio.

Speaker 20 (48:42):
Hey, hey, no problem, we'll get one made for you
this year. This year we're stepping up a little bit.
We're actually gonna do like a full pin up shoot
type of like you know, find some classic cars and
stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
We're hoping I love, thank you eat that.

Speaker 20 (49:03):
We'll get you one.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
All right, we'll keep it in here.

Speaker 9 (49:05):
Man.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
We have a calendar right here. It's just a boring calendar.
We had naked Chris, Chris. Yeah, all right, let's go
to Hi Stefana.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Sorry.

Speaker 11 (49:22):
So my family, I don't know how I can top
that guy before me, but our our every year, our
family they do it's called we have something called the
Official Turkey Taster. So every year there's six of us
grandkids and then you have to like wait six years
for your turn, and there's an official Turkey taster and
my grandma has like this whole pin and everyone does

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a drum roll, like you have to wear this pin,
and it says official Turkey Taster. And then everyone everyone
gathers around and my grandpa brings out like this big
old turkey leg and we all do a drum roll
and like videotape it and make it this huge deal
and then.

Speaker 16 (49:59):
Taste the turkey.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
How many times have you done it?

Speaker 11 (50:03):
Well, I'm twenty eight, so I have to wait six
years every time, so I probably done it, like I
don't know twice.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
But you remember though, like you remember when you did
it and it was a big deal.

Speaker 11 (50:12):
Well, I remember the last time I did it because
I was like it was six.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Years ago, so I was twenty Okay, Well was it
a big deal though? Like you remember you're there, like hey,
Stefan is the turkey tester and you're like, hell, yeah,
I am funny.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
It's funny because we're all adults now and we all
are still like arguing about it, like who's the turkey
taster this year? And then yeah, it is a huge deal.
And my grandma like decorates this like cool chair and
makes it like super like it's a big deal.

Speaker 12 (50:38):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Has anybody like declared the turkey unedible and then the
Thanksgiving ruined?

Speaker 11 (50:44):
No, no one's ever. Everyone always says it's good. Everyone
always puts the thumbs up, even when it's not.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Well.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Thank you for calling. Thank you, Bridget. You're on the air.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Hello, Hi, what's your unusual Thanksgiving tradition?

Speaker 18 (51:04):
So every year, in the morning, before my mom would
cook the turkey, she would take the robbird and put
her hands under the wings of it and make it
dance to hello, my honey, Hello, my baby, Hello, my
rag time yash and she would dangle it kind of

(51:27):
like over you know, the cats, and the cat would
be circling the bird and yowing like crazy. And there's
a video of me as a toddler, and I'm almost
in tears because I'm terrified of this thing. It's like
this headless, featherless raw bird that she's made. And so
every single year we make the turkey dance before we

(51:50):
cook it, and that's our tradition.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
That's fun, that's great.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Thank you for sharing that with us.

Speaker 9 (51:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
I have a great day, John Day, Rich, good morning, Jill.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
You're on the air.

Speaker 14 (52:04):
Hi.

Speaker 8 (52:05):
I wundered benefit on Thanksgiving. If you're invited to somebody's
home for Thanksgiving dinner and then they text you something
specific to bring, like I'm gonna need you to bring
a sweet potato cast role?

Speaker 15 (52:22):
Like is that rude?

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Should you just be able to bring what you want
to bring?

Speaker 12 (52:25):
No?

Speaker 10 (52:27):
Have you ever planned the Thanksgiving dinner, Jill? Because if
you let everybody bring what they want ever, you're gonna
end up with like five sweet potato cast roles and
then like no turkey.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
And it's like you do kind of.

Speaker 10 (52:38):
Like I've hosted Thanksgiving dinner so many years, and it's
like you really do have to plan out and say, like,
I mean, it would be one thing that like, I
don't know. Usually I just assigned everyone into my family
because they don't care what they're gonna make. I mean,
maybe they could have said, hey, would you like to
do a sweet potato casserole? Maybe the green beans, maybe
giving you a choice, But I don't think it's rude.

(53:00):
If you're coming over and it's a potluck and they
ask you to bring something, you have to.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
Divide and conquer.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
But I will say this, there's no it's hard to
read tone in text but like if she said exactly
what you said, that would irritate me. I'm gonna need
you to bring that part bothers me. Oh yeah, I can.

Speaker 10 (53:14):
That's what happened before that? What like what happened before
that in the text?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Oh I don't know, That's what I'm saying. It's like,
what when what she just presented to us? That part
bothers me at the text. So it's like, I'm gonna
need you to bring this. I'd be like, wait a minute,
you know, is there a way you could bring that?
This is what's happening. Francine's bringing this, Joey's bringing this,
Dave's bringing this.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Can you bring this?

Speaker 8 (53:34):
Maybe I agree, maybe that is the way it was
the way. And then also I have a two hour drive.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
So it's kind of like, you know, now you're working
instead of being a guest. Is what you feel like?
I was gonna pop by and get like wine for
the table or something, but now I got to bring
find a way to keep this stuff hot. That's that's
what you're thinking.

Speaker 8 (53:53):
Yeah, maybe, yeah, you know, I just would go I
see your guys just point to But I guess when
I have a dinner, I'm just sorry, like, hey, bring
something if you want, you know, but don't don't worry
about it because you're uninviting me to my home.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
So I guess rules, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
We're going to dinner at someone's house tonight, and my
wife's like, what should we bring on I'm like I
don't know. And then my wife and her the person
were going back and forth and lady's like, bring nothing,
just bring yourselves. But that's not that's not gonna fly
with my wife.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
We gotta go.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you, guys,
because that was the same thing for Kadem and I
were like, is there anything we can bring to Thanksgiving?
And they were like, no, no, no, it's all good,
don't worry about it. And I'm like, well, I have
to come. I can't come empty handed, so I'm probably
just gonna come with like a bottle of a contr
That was me.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I'd be like, oh no, God, no, just don't come,
please please, please, no, God, don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Just don't call.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Hey, Jill, how about we call the person and find
out what they We'll talk to him.

Speaker 13 (54:48):
Oh no, that's all right, thank you, Ji Joe.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
The potatoes.

Speaker 10 (54:55):
I just rubbed you the wrong way, because, like John
Day said, you can't really read the tone. She was
probably just being like, oh, I'm gonna need it. I
mean you sweet potato castroll because that's the one thing
we're missing, or something like that, because it can be
honestly like, I wish I was the type of person
that could like bake all the things and cook all
the things when hosting. Like I don't mind hosting, but
I suck at cooking. No one wants to eat all
my my food, trust me. But like maybe sheesus like

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that's when.

Speaker 8 (55:16):
We hope a sweet potato cast role.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I'm like, oh my god, oh I'll give you a recipe.
Hang hang on, I'll send you my mom a y Jill.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Thanks for listening, Thanks for coming to us. Carmen is
our contestant. Good morning, Carmen, Good morning Nick. What game
are we playing you guys? Today?

Speaker 22 (55:35):
We are playing everyone's favorite game, real or Fakesgiving. And
if you know anything about my games, they're not fun
and overly complicated. Here's the deal, Carmen, this is this
is you have a fifty to fifty chance of getting
these correct. We're playing weird Thanksgiving traditions. You have to
guess which of these are real and which are ones

(55:58):
that I just made up?

Speaker 7 (55:59):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 23 (56:01):
Yes?

Speaker 22 (56:01):
Okay, perfect. We're gonna start with John Jay, John Jay.
The Hungry Turkey Parade. Each November, these neighboring countries parade
to their border, ending at the Nile River with an
annual allied celebration of friendship.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Real.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Sorry, John Jay, that is one that I just made up.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Not be an idiot.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
Not sure where either of those countries are.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Rich do you know you know where Turkey is?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Where Turkey is? Sure it's over there?

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Good jump?

Speaker 7 (56:31):
So sorry John Jay, No points there. We all will
move on to Rich.

Speaker 14 (56:35):
Rich.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
Where are you from?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
St? Louis?

Speaker 7 (56:36):
Saint Louis?

Speaker 22 (56:37):
How about this North Tech Pie Throwing at the North
Technical High School in Floressa, Missouri. Thanksgiving marks an annual
pie throwing event where students get to launch pies at
the faculty and administration.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Ah, so, Florisa, in my hometown. That's exactly where I'm from.
Uh huh, And we don't waste pie in Floressa. I'm
gonna say that that is fake.

Speaker 22 (57:01):
I'm sorry, Rich, that is a real event every year.
You don't know your talent, idiot City Pride wasted pie.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
I don't like that pie.

Speaker 22 (57:11):
Go Rick Goose eggs serve both John Jay and Rich
this thus far. Don't worry, guys, We'll come back with
round two. Uh, Peyton, Mariah Carries Very Merry Christmas Special.
This c W Special is about to celebrate its tenth
annual showing get a peek into the Queen of Christmas'
life with some of her favorite friends.

Speaker 7 (57:31):
Catch it live Thursday night at eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Thursday night at eight thirty.

Speaker 7 (57:36):
I'm gonna say real, Sorry, Peyton.

Speaker 22 (57:40):
That one is also one that I just made. Wow,
ain't no points in this game, Kyle. Weird side dishes?
Try this one on for size, Kyle, Sea foam salad
or what about dragon barf?

Speaker 7 (58:00):
Magic tomato soup cake? Those are those? Are the side
dishes you have?

Speaker 10 (58:07):
Are you saying are the side dishes?

Speaker 7 (58:09):
Are they real or are they fake?

Speaker 2 (58:11):
I've never heard of any of those.

Speaker 10 (58:13):
They don't sound very Thanksgiving, ee Giving, E Giving. I'm
gonna say they're real.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Kyle's the first one on the board. Yea, those are real.

Speaker 22 (58:28):
Carmen Turkey bowling forget bowling balls, bowl with a frozen
turkey this Thanksgiving and use soda or water bottles as
makeshift pins. Started in nineteen eighty eight at Lucky's Grocery
Shop in Newport Beach.

Speaker 23 (58:44):
I'm gonna see it's real.

Speaker 18 (58:46):
It is real.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Name, Oh my.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Gosh, Kyle one point, Carmen one point. We're moving around
to John J. Vanes.

Speaker 22 (58:55):
The Turkey Testicle Festival Huntley, Illinois features the biggest pre
Thanksgiving festival in the Midwest, live music, beer, and plenty
of deep fried turkey testicles to take to kick off
your holidays.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
You know what, I don't know if turkeys have testicals
or not, but I just love testical festival. So I'm
gonna pray this real. It sounds like a blast.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
John Jay one point.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Yeah, I've that's how they make little turkeys.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
One of those here.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Wow, I know that's so neat rick.

Speaker 22 (59:32):
Thanksgiving masking This is the classic tradition where adults and
kids dress up on Thanksgiving. Most people wear masks, Others
get a little more creative. Some even dress up like
prominent political figures.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Cod Oh no, they don't.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Some of them do, Okay, some of them do.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
So where is this?

Speaker 7 (59:50):
It started in the nineteenth century.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Yeah, it sounds like an eyes wide shut Thanksgiving just
weird enough to be real. It's real, it's real.

Speaker 22 (59:58):
Wow, two for two and round two you guys. Uh
Peyton The Great Turkey Day Dump Dayline Las Cruces, New Mexico.
This event is held every Black Friday. Citizens are encouraged
to bring all their leftovers dump them into one giant
pot of stew for the townspeople to share.

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
You fake, It is fake.

Speaker 22 (01:00:25):
I just made up you, Kyle. Thanksgiving Day Pumpkins Smash.
This Thanksgiving tradition is both weird and adorable. On Thanksgiving,
the Santa Barbara Zoo in California, people are encouraged to
come out watch different animals interact with pumpkins.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
That's cute, it is.

Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
It's a according to this adorable what's real? It's real
as well?

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Wow?

Speaker 22 (01:00:53):
All right, Carmen, if you get this, you win the
whole game, all right. The Thanksgiving don't Geness Crab, not
a fan of the traditional Thanksgiving turkey, head to San
Francisco every year. The stuffingest tossed aside for steamed, boiled,
or even microwaved crustaceans.

Speaker 23 (01:01:13):
Mm hmm, I'm.

Speaker 13 (01:01:15):
Gonna say real, it's real.

Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
She went, oh my god, hold on to the line.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
It's john Jay Rich