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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wakes up, John Jay and Rich what's cracker like?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
And this is the Big Boss does snoopy deegle.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
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talking about last it's the one and only does the classes.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Lastly, big smooth Eagle double jib in your face to
me and in the place to be And you're listening
to John Jay and Ridge wakes.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
It's John Jay and Rich. Our phone numbers eight seven
seven ninety three seven one O four seven. The text
line you text jj R whatever's on your mind in
ninety six eight ninety three. We'll read your text fork
clay Back. Remember yesterday I was telling you I was
working on a game. Yeah, I'm still workshopping the game.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
This was the porn Hub game you.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Were, Kyle, Mother of God.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Now you should say that.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Well.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Spotify, Apple Music, and iHeart all put out their end
of the year list, and Pornhub put out their end
of the year list, the top whatever.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Of the year, right, and I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I didn't have access to it, so I literally had
to search, search, search, and then it pops up. Another
website posted it, so I am going to present to
you guys names of adult films.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
And you have to tell me if they are real
adult films or not real adult films.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
So if it's a real adult film, you say porno.
If it is not a real adult film, you say no,
no porno, or no no porno or no no got it? Okay,
Peyton really really wicked.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
Honestly, I would not be shocked. That's terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Kyle the Fantastic four Inches, Rich Sonic the Fudgehog three.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Oh, that is a no, that is it is Peyton,
open hummer.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
I don't know what that would be. So I'm gonna
say no, no, it.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Is a real one, really, Kylelelo and fist.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh I hope, No, No, No, it's real.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's real. It's real. It's real. No, Rich Jurassic Pork,
that is a porno. It is Peyton. How to run
a train on your Dragon?

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Oh my god, how disturbing the rest of these have been.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
I'm unfortunately gonna say porno.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
No, yeah, that's real.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
What is wrong with people?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Kyle the Da Vinci load, it's your brain goes there?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
No, I mean not with the game. Oh my gosh. No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
No, it's real. No Rich back Door to the Future.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
That that is real.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's real.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Game of Bones. No, no, that's real. Kyle Minnan back.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
None of them have been.

Speaker 9 (03:08):
No Booty and the Beast, the Hills have sighs.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
I would think there would be like cease and desists
from the actual, like from Disney on some of those.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, maybe there's so many of them they can't keep up.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
If Disney they tried to sue the people that made
Leelo and Fist, that would make national news and the
movie Lelo and Fist would probably be a top.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Seller, so they don't want to highlight.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
It, right, Probably I'm just assuming gross.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't know. I just wanted to share that with you.
Those aren't the end of the year list. That should
they should get more more attached. By the way, those
were the top movies, those were the award winners. Yeah,
hy Bell Hi.

Speaker 10 (03:57):
I don't know if you guys remember a wild but
I called because I was stressed out. I'm a little
OCD about my kitchen being used and my mother in
law was coming over and I don't know if you remember,
but she did use my kitchen and I was comfortable.
So that's the update. I was comfortable with her using

(04:20):
my kitchen. However, the reason why she came over was
for my wedding, so it was just like a civil
court wedding.

Speaker 11 (04:29):
But I did tell her.

Speaker 10 (04:30):
She can come over from Mexico to stay over with me.
But the day before my wedding, her other son, which
is my husband's brother, had said, oh, I'm gonna play
a joke on your husband, and he said, I'm gonna
ask him if he wants to go to the strip club,
so he does that. He asked him, and my husband

(04:50):
said no, you know, I'd rather go to the casino.
But the mom followed up with saying, oh, yeah, make
sure you guys take condoms.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Wherever they goes where.

Speaker 10 (05:06):
The yeah, maybe for my wedding, and my husband didn't
say anything to her. I didn't say anything to her.
I had to stay quiet, like I bit my tongue
so hard. And then on my wedding day she wore
white like There was just like a lot of things
that led up to why I feel uncomfortable with now.

(05:27):
Cut to her coming over in January because I told
my husband's husband I'm no longer offering our home for
her to stay like she needs to stay in an airbnb.
But I feel like kind of bad because you know,
I'm trying to set up boundaries because that, to me,
is a boundary that crossed. But I don't know if
I'm like doing an excessive amount of boundary, Like I

(05:49):
don't know, I don't know if you think that's a
little extreme for her no longer to stay at our
place or I mean, after that.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Comments, let me ask you a couple questions about it.
So are you Mexican or is she Mexican?

Speaker 10 (06:01):
I'm Mexican and she's she's from Mexico. But I'm like
Mexican Americans.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Okay, cause you know, I mean Mexican moms and Mexicans
have a fantastic sense of humor. So when when her
her sons are going out to the strip club and
going to the casino and she says, make sure you
take condoms? Is she being funny? Like it sounds like
I could see I just see that as a joke.
And then at the same time.

Speaker 10 (06:22):
I was joking, but I didn't take it as a joke.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I know, but I know it was rude, But it
is funny to say that in front of the guy's fiance, Like,
I could see that. Don't get me wrong, I know
that you're very sensitive about it. But then I also,
let's say, let's say she wasn't joking. Mexican moms are
also very protective of their boys. So she's like, oh,
you're to take a condom?

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Okay, does that joke?

Speaker 12 (06:46):
Doesn't explain the wearing white on the wedding day, because
that's like everybody knows.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
You don't do that.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Maybe she does.

Speaker 12 (06:52):
She does that, then it probably makes her think back
on the was that actually a joke yesterday?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah, well, and we know that it It's like, it's
not just this one situation.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
There's been a lot of situations.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
With this mother in law that have compiled.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, but when you told your husband that she can't
stay with you, what does he say?

Speaker 10 (07:09):
He's like, Okay, that's fine. I want to avoid problems
that I'll cuss, like they need to stay at an
airbnb and like that that will okay, you know the solution,
which is great. But I just feel like, you know,
I like family, I like having my family altogether. I
just my family would never ever say that, like, and
I just find it a little weird. Coming from your mom.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, it is a little much.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
You're better than me because I would have said something.

Speaker 10 (07:33):
I was like, yeah, yeah, okay, let us know.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I mean.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
I feel like.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
If you do kind of like if she says she's
joking and I know it's not funny to you, like,
maybe you start like joking like that back to her.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Yeah, is her husband there makes some jokes about him?

Speaker 10 (07:58):
Yeah, probably should.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
In front of him.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Make it.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Right, Belle, thanks for listening, have a great day. Thank
you for listening. Thanks for calling for the update. I
love that.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Thank you, Rich Wake you up, paint withcopes.

Speaker 12 (08:17):
I'm gonna tell you what your holiday red flag is
based on your zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today,
you are Sagittarius. You share a birthday with Hailey Seinfeld, Alexadimi,
Colleen Hoover, and Mooney.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Good morning, John, what's your sign?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Good morning?

Speaker 13 (08:32):
I'm the cancer Okay, So.

Speaker 12 (08:33):
For my cancers, your guys' is holiday red flag is
that you cry over every single commercial, sentimental ornament or
even the temperature change you spiral. If someone doesn't react
dramatically enough to your homemade cookies too, but your emotional
support energy does make this season feel cozy, even when
you're melting down.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Half the time.

Speaker 11 (08:51):
Oh no, I don't want to be a craw baby, I.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
Know, but you are.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
I'm sorry, I tell you, I know.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thanks for listening, John, have a great day.

Speaker 14 (09:01):
Brother, absolutely got to see you.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
I love you all.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Thanks Man, have a great day, Jill. Good morning Scorpios.

Speaker 12 (09:09):
Okay, so for my scorpios, your holiday red flag is
that you hold grudges from Christmas back in twenty seventeen,
and you make everyone feel it. You give incredible gifts,
but you also give off the don't talk to me
unless you're also giving me an incredible gift. And when
you disappear from the family party early, nobody questions it
because your vibes they low key take up the energy
in the room.

Speaker 15 (09:31):
That that is a thousand.

Speaker 12 (09:35):
Scorpiosis are super spicy around the holiday season, that's for sure.

Speaker 16 (09:39):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hi, Jill, you have a wonderful day.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Thank you too.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Good bye.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Now how about.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Pisces, Yeah, rich for pices.

Speaker 12 (09:48):
Your holiday red flag is that you romanticize December so
much that no reality can match that Hallmark movie in
your head. You cry at the party, then you recover
instantly and then you cry again at the end of
the night after having too many Moscow mules. People forgive
you because you're adorable, but you are exhausting during the
holiday season.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Seemed oddly pointed Libras Kyle.

Speaker 12 (10:12):
For my libras, your holiday red flag is that you
say I don't need anything, and then you're disappointed when
literally everything you want wrap. You over commit to plans
because you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, and then
you cancel all of them. Just just stay home and chill.
It's charming, but in a chaotic way.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
I could probably see myself doing those things.

Speaker 12 (10:34):
John Jay, your holiday red flag is that you micro
manage the holidays like you're some annoying corporate manager. You
judge every dish, every decoration, everyone's inefficient rapping techniques, but
somehow you still fix the entire event and pretend you
hated doing it.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
How about you?

Speaker 12 (10:50):
For Leo's Us, Leo's our holiday red flag is giving
main character energy at everyone else's holiday parties. We turn
the gift exchange into a performance, and we force people
to compliment our wrapping paper. We don't mean to steal
the spotlight. It just naturally leaps into our arms.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
It's not our fault, all right, very good.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
If we didn't get your sign there, I'll post it
on our website right now at Johjynrich dot com.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Taylor, good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 17 (11:18):
Hey, good morning you guys. So I was listening to
a really old podcast and you guys were going back
and forth about how you should courtesy flush, right, and
then it was either later in that podcast or that
next podcast, Kyle was talking about how you should always

(11:38):
flush with this the lid on because of all the
stuff that goes in the air. So's I can't get
this out of my head and I had to just
bring it. Hopefully I stopped thinking about it all the
time now, But like, is that not okay it's a
courtesy flush because now it's getting on your bum?

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh interesting that.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I mean, I like your train of thought.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
Yeah, I mean, it probably is distributing some of the
germs onto your person.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
But I also think.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Afterwards, if you do a thorough wet wipe treatment, you
could be and then like your butt's kind of stopping
them from coming in the air.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
So you you wipe your butt cheeks.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
If if I got sprayed on from the you don't
feel it when you.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
When you flush, when you curtsy flush, you do feel it.
I mean, it's just it's just.

Speaker 7 (12:30):
I don't do that, but now I might have to
do that, because that's gonna be on my mind if
a courtesy flush happens.

Speaker 17 (12:38):
Wow, oh gosh, well, I guess it's you know, that's
a good thing, y'all. You all get thought about it
about them too.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
How long ago was that podcast? It was a long
time ago, trying to.

Speaker 17 (12:50):
Remember it was a while ago, it was. I honestly,
I don't know. It's just whenever I have.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Time, and I've already listened to all the new ones.

Speaker 15 (12:58):
So I just try to go back as far as
want to.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
If it's at your house, it's your germs. At least
that's a little bit better.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Like like the other day, you know, Rich and I
were traveling and I had to go to the bathroom
and it's I hate when there's a line and then
you got to go into a stall that's freshly used
and it's the warm.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
At least you have to go on the plane. That
would have been a disaster. I don't want to go
on the plane.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
No way to you guys, are little.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You guys don't use it as much, so you.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Guys are like petite. So I don't fit in.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Another imagining you trying to get into it.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh God, tried Jordan a mile high club up there.
It's hard.

Speaker 6 (13:39):
You would didn't even fit for real?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Oh really, maybe, how do you? I have done it already?

Speaker 7 (13:43):
No, I was like in the bathroom without my have
you okay.

Speaker 17 (13:51):
You need to try to join the club.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
No, it has to be we get kicked out of everywhere.
My wife.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
There's no way my wife would go for that. Taylor,
thanks for making us. Thank you have a great day.
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Bye bye. It's John Day.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Rich. It's time to play a little dog shot Collar
trivia you guys a holiday edition. So I got some
trivia questions. I'm gonna ask go around the room. Whoever
gets the most wrong has to put the dogshot collar.
And if you get him right, all you get him right,
I get the dog shot collar.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Because today's Thursday.

Speaker 18 (14:32):
It's thurday and game for you.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
This game is called Hallmark or no Mark. Okay, Hallmark
or no Mark. I'm gonna tell you guys about a
Hallmark special. It's either a real Hallmark if it is,
you say Hallmark. If it's not a Hallmark special, you
say no Mark, No Mark. Peyton A Royal Montana Christmas Hallmark. Well,

(15:00):
I'm not done. I haven't described it to you yet. Actually,
you're right, so I'm not even to do anymore. Kyle
L's on a plane and this holiday rom com meets horror.
Santina Luis Jackson is on a seven forty seven. Nefarious
elves who resemble her three x'es keep delaying the flight
with holiday mischief. Santina fights the l's by confronting your

(15:22):
inner demons and does cry out, I'm sick of these
elves on this plane.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Mark, No Mark.

Speaker 8 (15:30):
You're right.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Rich Holiday Touchdown A Bill's love story.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
This film mixes holiday romance with sports fandom. The story
centers around a Christmas time romance connected to the football
world of the Buffalo Bills, except small town charm, festive romance,
and a backdrop of football culture and community spirit.

Speaker 19 (15:50):
I mean, come on, that is all Hallmark, all the time,
totally Hallmark.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Hallmark is right, Peyton Clue A Holiday Night at the Museum,
A newly hired night secure reguards the Museum of Natural
History falls in love with a Theodore Roosevelt statue as
she discovers that the exhibits come madually to life when
the sun sets.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
I think that's night at the museum. So not Hallmark.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
No Mark, look at Mark. You're right, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Christmas by Design, a fashion designer enters a Christmas challenge
to find inspiration for her collection.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
Oh oh, I just feel like there has to be
some sort of romance aspect to it to be Hallmark.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I'm gonna say, no Mark.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
It is Hallmark totally is what designer?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
But then she finds her love along the way.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Mystic Christmas Rich a woman reconnects with a pizza shop
owner while working at an aquarium in Mystic, Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You know that's no Mark. That is Hallmark?

Speaker 20 (16:51):
What?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yes? Is it really? Peyton?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
The da Vinci, Noel, Robert Langdon, and cryptologist Sophia Novou
investigate a murder at the Louver, leading to a thrilling
quest involving secret society, hidden historical messages, and a mystery
surrounding the works of Leonardo da Vici and the existence
of Santa Claus.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
No Mark, No March is right?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Peyton or Kyle point Setia, Pandemonium, Jen and Carl own
a flower store in a New England town, A quaint
New England town. They agree on everything except the pronunciation
of pon Setia that leads the two to realizing they
disagree more than they realize. Can their assistant Betsy get
these two to realize there is more to Christmas and

(17:41):
their romance than points Setia's Okay.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
I mean this has all the makings of all our movie,
like the alliteration and the title, the love the uh
I'm gonna say, Hallmark, No.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I love your definition, your explanation.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah, she's dead on it.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
A small town.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
They either have a job as a baker.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
I think the word point quaint is the one that
got you.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Reindeer romp Rachel breeds reindeer on a ranch in rural Randolph, Vermont.
She falls in love with a man named Rudy, who
can't see past her somewhat raunchy career. Her friends give
Rachel a makeover into a vixen ready to play some
reindeer games.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
That is no Mark, That is no Mark Peyton Flipping
for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
A realtor and co beneficiary flip a home leading to
unexpected challenges.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Hallmark, you're right, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Tinseltown Tangle, a recently retired radio city rocket returns to
her hometown. She falls in love with the town vet
after he saves the love of her life.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I have a.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Knees, which is a dog who gets tangled as some
tinsel at a holiday party.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Again.

Speaker 19 (19:10):
But she doesn't work as a chef or a florist or.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
Hallmarks just always have like they've gone on from their
big success life. They're going back to their small town
and that's.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Where they They usually open a bakery there.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I didn't hear that about rich never been christ Old
friends form a love triangle during the holidays.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I hope that's no Mark. That is Hallmark is triangle. Yes, Chris,
never christ. I think you guys are tied. You Kyle
k too.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
We can sing together?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, wear the well hold on, there's still a couple
more Peyton whitmore ready. The Santa Summit Friends attend a
Santa themed event, finding Christmas spirit and romance.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Hallmark, You're right, yes, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
The Santa Summit two, a twenty twelve sequel to The
Santa Summit, Friends attend a peace conference in the North
Pole terrorists kidnapped them Bastard of Iceland, but he gives
up his evil ways after finding Christmas Spirit in Romance
special cameo by Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
No Mark, no Mark, you're right?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Thank oh, thank god? All right? The title two and two?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Would you guys like to do Christmas due?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Why do you guys do that?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's cold outside?

Speaker 8 (20:29):
I can't Okay, you could do.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
That's a good one.

Speaker 12 (20:34):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Then I got to look up the lyrics.

Speaker 10 (20:36):
I don't know the words to that one.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
I'm so glad I didn't lose.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh, I know that's right.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Okay, it's a Christmas miracle, it is.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I think you Okay, but then you do the baby.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
It's cold out lide, Okay, I really can't set.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
I've got to go away.

Speaker 18 (20:57):
Cool this evening?

Speaker 8 (21:00):
Ben you so bad?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Thursday?

Speaker 8 (21:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, game.

Speaker 18 (21:13):
A game voot.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
It's John, Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
From the car to the office.

Speaker 21 (21:24):
Blake out with them every morning.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
It's time for Saxon hacks. I have stax information and
Rich has life hacks. This is big, big news, and
I almost think it's kind of silly. But In and
Out has officially removed the number sixty seven six seven
from its ordering system.

Speaker 14 (21:41):
Six s.

Speaker 10 (21:46):
We have taking sixty seven had them, So whenever we're
taking orders, it goes sixty six to six games.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Because of people like you, we just can't have fun anymore.
I guess teenagers.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
A teenager's been hanging out like what it's business. People
are coming into the here's six of the bian Bergers.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
That funny.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
It's funny and it's going to fade away eventually.

Speaker 12 (22:04):
It's kind of like our gen z what's nine plus ten?
Because it's like, what's nine plus ten twenty one?

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Like it makes it?

Speaker 6 (22:11):
It makes your rounds. But I'm loving it. I think
six seven is hilarious funny.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
A new law went into effect in Australia yesterday the
band's social media for kids fifteen in under, they can't
have accounts on any of the major platforms, including Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat,
even YouTube.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Fans of the law hope it will force kids to
hang out in person.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I like that law, ye the kids.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
A fourteen year old kid commented and said, why don't
you take away our food and air?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
An ice skating rink in a park in London is
in the news after someone took a picture of a
use condom frozen in the ice.

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Oh so gross.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
New York City is the third best city to celebrate
New Year's Eve.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
You would take so much higher.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
I would think it'd be the first. What beats New York?

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Take a guess? Chicago, London?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh, I guess.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's not that. No, London, No, it's not the City
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I have?

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Speaker 3 (25:56):
I were getting ready for War of the Roses? Who
got Kenny on the line? Good morning, Kennedy, wore the Roses?
What's going on in your world?

Speaker 14 (26:01):
I think my husband's cheating on me and I think
it's with my next door neighbor.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh okay, hold on the line. Let's take this case,
Kyle and Funck.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Let's do this.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
War the Roses starts next for John Jay and Rich. Hey, dummy,
if you get free roses eats a trap.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Woar of the Roses starts.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Right now on John Jay and Ridge's John Jay and Rich.
We're getting ready for War the Roses. We've got to
say head. Seawn's got a question real quick, Sewn, what's up?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Good morning? You're on here?

Speaker 23 (26:26):
Yeah, I was calling in about Rich's question he had
on a minute to win it. Okay, it was like,
I think to last Tuesday, do you have a question
about how many calories are in a pound?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (26:37):
Pound of what? I mean, it's supposed to be body fat.
But I guess I assume that people knew that that's
what we're talking about.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
But I mean, he's got a point because you can't
assume that because some people are like a pound of butter,
a pound.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Of celery, a pound of it would be different.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Then God, you stupid man.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
You ruled a game.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Rich.

Speaker 23 (26:56):
Oh, I googled it and it says like thirty five
four thalies, it's fat.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
In a pounds of what? What kind of fat? Sean?
What kind of fat?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Body?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah? Body? Okay, So how did you look it up
if they didn't know what I was talking about?

Speaker 23 (27:11):
Well, you said your answer was like three hundred and
fifty calories, so you weren't in close.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
But she wasn't either. She had like what something you knows?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Funny say, she was a he because the guy that
plays message me, can I play again? Since everyone's calling
about the calory? Give it all right, Sean? Thanks for
calling me, dude. We appreciate you listening.

Speaker 23 (27:28):
All right, guys, that'll get them.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
You too, So funny Kennedy, good morning, you are here
for War of the Roses?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Am I right? Yes, you think boyfriend or husband's cheating
on me? Who do you think? Okay? And why do
you think that? Welcome to the show. What's your story?

Speaker 14 (27:45):
So I'm basically calling because I'm I'm done pretending nothing
is going on. I think I think my husband's cheating
on me, and it's my best friend slash next door neighbor.
And that's probably sound paranoid, but but you hear me out.
Over the last year, I've noticed them getting way too close.

(28:07):
They they basically text all day. They text each other
all day about ravin little things. They text, uh, school updates, memes, jokes,
silly stuff like that. That's going on in the neighborhood.
And I didn't think much of it at first because
we're all we're all cool. She has a husband, our

(28:27):
kids go to the same school. We we did Halloween together,
we do holidays together, so we're basically family friends. But
but lately I've been I've been finding herself at my house.
I found I found sunglasses. Stanley Cup hoodie the other day,
be a hockey player.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Sports jokes. My bad? Oh a cup like that? Kyle
has one, the trophy from winning.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
I am it goes to your head hat trick.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Okay, go ahead, my apologies. I didn't be there. I'm sorry,
but I.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
Did so all these things.

Speaker 14 (29:13):
She's just accidentally leaving them behind when she pops by
when I'm not there.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
And why is she popping by when you're not there?

Speaker 13 (29:23):
That's a great question she has.

Speaker 14 (29:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (29:27):
Actually, I think we.

Speaker 14 (29:28):
Should definitely ask him. But but I've been just catching
that this has been happening when I'm not there, so
I'm assuming she's just coming to say hi or do
something even more conniving. I don't know, but it's it's
just been happening a lot more often, and there's just

(29:48):
no way that it's just a coincidence. Come to think
of it, I think that she's marking her territory. I
don't think I'm crazy. I know what I'm seeing, and
my God's basically screaming that something is going on, so
I just need to know the truth. I think she's
living here and she's sneaking in and possibly sleeping with

(30:11):
my husband while I'm at work.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
That's pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
That she's married and she's leaving stuff over your house
on purpose. That's so wild.

Speaker 12 (30:18):
To mark your territory is like vicious, that's evil.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Everything was so passionate. She literally just forgot it.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Every she forgot. Yeah, you're saying she didn't leave it
on purpose. You're saying things were down. They'll turn it up.
They were still doing bad things.

Speaker 7 (30:34):
But maybe her oh my husband getting home, I gotta go,
so she forgets her Stanley, or like, oh my gosh,
she forgets Either way, I would I don't think you're
a paranoid. I would be suspicious.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I am on your side one hundred percent. And you
know why. One reason only she used conniving that.

Speaker 19 (30:51):
You thought about just for the sake of revenge, even
though you don't know if they're guilty of it. Have
you thought about sleeping with her husband the neighbor, just
to you know, to make sure that's.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
What Shania Twain did that?

Speaker 6 (31:02):
Wrongs do not make a right.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Do you guys know the Shania Twain story.

Speaker 19 (31:05):
No, Her husband, producer Mutt Lang, started sleeping with their neighbor.
Their next door neighbor and best friends, so she started
sleeping with the neighbor's husband, and.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Now she's married to him. She's married to the guy.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Oh wow, yeah, it's all kinds of messy, Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
What's your husband's name, James, And what's your friend's name, Kelly?
All right, hold on the line. We're gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
All right. We're gonna call James, tell him he won
a dozen red roses and see who he sends them to.
Does he send him to his wife, Kennedy? Does he
send him to the neighbor Kelly? Exciting excitement? I mean
not for you, of course, Kennedy, but brus All right,
hold on. War the Roses continues next with John Jay
and Rich.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
John Jaye Rich. We are in the middle of War
of the Roses. You got, Kennedy.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
She thinks her husband James is cheating aller with her
best friend slash neighbor Kelly. They spend holidays together, following together,
and now in the gossip she saw that her husband
and Kelly are texting each other but friendly texts, right,
stuff that's going around the neighborhood. And then you start
seeing stuff at your house that belongs to her, and
now you're thinking she's marking her territory.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Kyle's like, what if.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
They're just in the heat of passion and she left
to still that they're doing bad things, But we're going
to find out. Are you ready, Kennedy, Kyle, are you ready?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I'm ready? Hello, Hi, there is James available.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, this is Jane perfect.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
That's who I'm looking for. So my name is Lenny.
I'm calling with a new company. We're called J and
R Flowers. We have a really exciting promotion that you've
been chosen for. It's called post for Pedals. So basically
you get to send her most romantic bouquet of flowers
too ever you want really anywhere. I don't need credit
card information or anything like that, but we do just
kind of ask that you post about Jane our flowers
to give us a little love online.

Speaker 13 (33:11):
Okay, yeah, sure that sounds that sounds fun. I can
do that.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 7 (33:16):
And like I said, I don't need credit card information
or anything like that, but I will send the flowers
out with a card and I usually tell people this
is your chance to just personalize it. It is our
most romantic bouquet. We do call it our pure passion bouquet.
It's pretty gorgeous, so it kind of makes a statement
on its own. But it's your chance to just say
what you'd like to say, you know, depending on the
nature of the relationship.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
And I've kind of seen people.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Get fun some people get flirty, some people are really passionate.
It's really just up to you what you want to
say on there, and I'm ready for that. And then
we get the message you want to write in the card,
and then I'll let you know like exactly when they'll
be delivered.

Speaker 13 (33:48):
All right, perfect, Yeah, let's just if you can put
on the card. Can't wait to stretch with you again.
Last time wasn't long enough.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Can't wait to stretch with you?

Speaker 13 (34:01):
Yeah, okay, yeah, you'll you'll understand it in a second.
When I tell you who they're going, you know where
they're going.

Speaker 7 (34:06):
Okay, can't wait to stretch with you again. Last time
wasn't long enough?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (34:13):
And then you want like a love James XO XO.

Speaker 13 (34:19):
No, no, nothing like that. Like the person I'm sending zhim.
They'll know that it's from me just by by that description.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Okay, So you don't even want your name on it?

Speaker 13 (34:29):
Yeah, no, my name doesn't need to be on it.
It'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Who are we addressing this too?

Speaker 13 (34:36):
So if you could just send it to a place
called the Studio. That's the name of this home plate
studio that I go to. And to be honest, I
kind of want to keep this a secret, but the
owner will know who it's coming from, so it's all good.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Perfect.

Speaker 14 (34:50):
Wow, Wow, are you kidding me right now?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
James?

Speaker 14 (34:56):
I need something with that. But I was I was
just hoping that I was paranoid.

Speaker 13 (34:59):
No, wait, Kennedy, what are you? What are you doing
on the phone?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Wait?

Speaker 13 (35:04):
What's going on?

Speaker 14 (35:05):
Don't don't even try it. I can't believe what I
just heard. One of my best friends, our neighbor, the
woman who's in my house every other day, that's who
you're sending these flowers to.

Speaker 13 (35:16):
Whoa No, no, no, no no, whoa whoa Kennedy, Let me listen, honey,
it is not what you think it is. Okay, you
know exactly what it is.

Speaker 14 (35:26):
No, no, no, no. Because well, I'm in the kitchen
good pick for this family, while I'm raising our kids,
while clean doing everything I can keep to keep our
home together. You're over here texting her, flirting with her.
Sleeping with her, and I'm sending her flowers. That didn't
gross little message.

Speaker 13 (35:44):
Kennedy, Baby, come on, it is not like that. It's
a one hundred percent not like that. This is complete honey, Hey.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
James, James, I want to jump on you know what's
going on. You're on the radio.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
You're on the John j and Rich War the Roses
and Kennedy what Yeah, yeah, you're on the radio, live
on the radio right now.

Speaker 13 (36:00):
I'm on the Are you kidding me, Kennedy? You brought
me onto the radio for this?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Well, she has good reason. You want to explain. Then
you're saying, no, no, no, you're not sleeping with her.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
What is the story? And who's who's the manager? Who's
the owner, Kennedy of the studio?

Speaker 13 (36:12):
It's this woman named Kelly. She's our friend, and she's
been helping me stretch out. I've been having these like issues,
so I've been going over the pilates and she's been
helping me stretch out and making sure that like I
stay healthy and I say louse and fit like it's why.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Send her flowers?

Speaker 6 (36:28):
And why does your wife know that?

Speaker 12 (36:29):
Because I feel like she would have told us that
if that was the case, and she didn't say that.
All she said was that her stuff was showing up
at your house.

Speaker 13 (36:37):
Yeah, of course she knows that. Like we hang out
all the time. Like I'm very upfront with Kennedy about
the whole situation. There's nothing weird going on. I just
flowers and nice flowers. She's been helping me out a
lot lately, so I figured, hey, I'll just send you
some flowers, Like I thought that would be a nice
thing to do.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
I mean, I did say they were romantic, and it's
like a pure passion bouquet. And then you're like kind
of a little suspicious, like keeping it a secret. H
Is she stretching you like at your house? I mean,
or does she actually have like a studio that.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
You go to.

Speaker 13 (37:09):
I Mean sometimes she'll come over to the house and
she helps me out with that, but most of the
time I go to the studio. But like, yeah, she's
come over by the house a couple of times. Like
we're friends with each other, Like Kennedy knows her, like
we we text. I mean, she's kind of our next
door neighbor. She's our friend, Like she's around us all
the time. Kennedy, an issue like Kennedy has never talked

(37:29):
to me about this before. This is so weird and
I'm on the radio right now, Like, what is going on?

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Kennedy?

Speaker 12 (37:35):
Do you know that Kelly's coming over and stretching over,
stretching out your husband?

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Like do you know that?

Speaker 14 (37:40):
I didn't know? How do you know they were stretching
like that?

Speaker 13 (37:44):
I heard, of course we're stretching.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
What all right?

Speaker 24 (37:49):
All right?

Speaker 14 (37:49):
So, but but you didn't even put her name. You
didn't even put it on there, just because you didn't
want to make it obvious. Those were romantic flowers and
you thought used exper I mean, little inside joke would
hide it. Let's talk about that. You weren't being careful.

Speaker 13 (38:03):
It's you mean, no, it's nothing like that. I can
understand why it looks like that, But Kennedy, can we
please get off the phone here. I don't want to
be on the radio anymore. Can we please just have
a conversation one on one?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yes, yes you can hire. Yes, let me ask you this.
You're real quick. If we go around the room, What
do you guys think? I kind of, I kind of
I think guys are stupid and.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
I feel in my I don't like the message what.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Was the message, stretch me anytime.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I can't wait to stretch with you again. Last time
wasn't long enough.

Speaker 13 (38:28):
I would I wouldn't like that.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
I would have send flowers and do that. I my text. Man,
that was a great.

Speaker 13 (38:35):
And like you've been friends for years.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
Yeah, but like weird.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Situation, you have the opportunity.

Speaker 13 (38:40):
I said, I can't wait to stretch again. It wasn't
a sexual thing.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, but I did.

Speaker 7 (38:44):
Say they're romantic flowers, so why wouldn't you send them
to your wife?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
You know what I mean? Like that's the whole test,
and he.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Failed because they're free flowers.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Definitely got a girl in romantic flowers.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
All right, So Kennedy and James, you guys need to talk. Yeah,
Kennedy real quick, your thoughts as wrap up.

Speaker 14 (39:00):
Try I'm looking forward to hearing from Money.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
Yeah, you definitely got to ask her.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
All right. Well, thank you both for going to the radio
with us. That's so wore the roses, John j Rich.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
You wanted me to stay.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Attested formidt it to win it eight seven seven nine
three seven one four seven callus. But first Brandy, Hello, Hi, Hey,
So Peyton was telling us the story about how she
gets how do you get rid of Kadim your boy,
your fance?

Speaker 12 (39:47):
Yeah, when he's being annoying, I grab a spray bottle
and I splitt him in the face like you would
when your cat's being bad.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
You got one of those bodies.

Speaker 16 (39:58):
So my husband, I'm like a real the TV junkie.
So his most annoying thing is to hear the Kardashians talking.
So I just turned that reality show on and he'll
either leave, put headphones on. He just wants nothing to
do with it.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
It's such a good show.

Speaker 11 (40:20):
Though, my favorite, like my favorite show.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, but it's like it's so good.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
I could see him not wanting to watch it, but
then you having it on him getting like weirdly sucked
in and just not wanting.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
To admit it.

Speaker 7 (40:33):
I bet you he leaves and then he kind of
cracks the door.

Speaker 16 (40:42):
No, I think he hears Courtney's voice and he's.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Just like a lot of people are not a chan
of our girl.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Court like such a good way. So he's annoying. Turn
on the Kardashians and he walks out of the.

Speaker 14 (40:53):
Room exactly.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Like Peyton.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
I feel like that's a very mature.

Speaker 16 (41:03):
It's you're welcome.

Speaker 14 (41:08):
Have a good day, guys, Tessa, good.

Speaker 20 (41:10):
Morning, Good morning. I start cleaning, so my husband absolutely
hates the way clean.

Speaker 15 (41:22):
The house because he calls me a rage cleaner.

Speaker 10 (41:25):
So I just.

Speaker 20 (41:26):
Start basically of like just go in the garage, go
outside here, here's three kids.

Speaker 15 (41:32):
Just go get out of my way.

Speaker 20 (41:34):
And he's just like, but I want to help. I'm like, no,
you're not helping today. So yes, my house gets cleaned
the way I want. Because when he touches it, things
go missing. I love him today, he's like the best
husband in the world. But when it comes to that afterwards,

(41:57):
I can't find anything, so I'm just like, don't touch.

Speaker 14 (42:00):
It, a thing, go away.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
That's great, Tessa, thanks for listening. Have a great day.

Speaker 13 (42:05):
Yeah you too, Bie eight seven.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Seven nine seven four seven.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
We want to know about the ways you keep your
boyfriend or girlfriend away from you Peyton sprays or fiance
with a bottle. Meanwhile, while we wait for you to call,
we're going to play a minute to win it. We
got on a thousand dollars of Patickey's money from Purity Ford.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Hi, Sandy, Hello, Hi, Okay, let's got it all right.

Speaker 19 (42:26):
Sandy one thousand dollars of Padicky from Peoria four. Money
could be yours in sixty seconds. Just whip through all
these questions and get them right. Are you ready?

Speaker 17 (42:37):
I am ready?

Speaker 19 (42:38):
Who sings All I want for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Is you?

Speaker 12 (42:42):
Ry? Kerry?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
What was the very first Pixar movie?

Speaker 14 (42:47):
Oy?

Speaker 22 (42:48):
Sorry?

Speaker 19 (42:49):
What city is the capital of Texas?

Speaker 22 (42:55):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (42:55):
My god?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Gallous?

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Random like Waco.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
It's really random.

Speaker 12 (43:05):
It's Austin, me and Kyler always playing along.

Speaker 17 (43:14):
It's been a minute since I studied my naptly.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
It got me to I used to live in Texas
and I couldn't. I thought it was Emeral.

Speaker 25 (43:25):
I wanted to say Houston.

Speaker 11 (43:27):
I wanted to say Aberdeen or yeah.

Speaker 26 (43:30):
I don't know. I don't know started with.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
An you started in a row?

Speaker 11 (43:35):
I know, but that's only two.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Well, thanks for playing Sandy, hold.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
On the line.

Speaker 13 (43:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Okay, we'll do it again tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Meanwhile, Peyton told us that she discovered using a water
spray bottle keeps her fiance away from her, and we
want to know, what do you.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Do, Lisa? Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
What do you do Lisa to keep your partner away?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Part that's going to keep all of us away, not
just cant of demand.

Speaker 17 (44:05):
I can part the abson the one two three.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
No talent.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
You can do that on demand. Can you do it
right now over the phone? No, she can't do it
on demand. There don't say you can do it on the.

Speaker 19 (44:19):
She needs to eat a few Yeah, that's a big
promise to drop on us and not deliver.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Come on, Lisa, just try call mesa. Let's to Stephen
take a B and C. We don't need a whole alphabet.
Just hey, wait, not coming. I've got that going No.

Speaker 13 (44:36):
Number two.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Okay, we're good on that.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Okay, Lisa, thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Lisa, I'm actually really good. We got de add its
passes on the line. About a half hour from now. An
hour from now, we got your shot of tickets both
Nellie and Ludicrous at Bird's Nest plus John Summon Bird's Nest.
Gotta keep listening for the cue call. Here's Tanner Swift.
She was on what's his name called Bert last night.
Lots of couple of videos going viral the ninny but

(45:04):
it was okay interview. We'll get into it too. About
an hour's John Dane Richel to call on the megaphone.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
You saved my heart from the fat of Oh.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Oh, whoa, whoa, Hey, Dylan Dyle and Nick lying one.
I just picked up she needs advice. I told her.
Here's what I told her. We're gonna play some Taylor
Swift clips. We're gonna say hide a cigarette. Then we're
gonna take that next call. She needs advice, work advice.
So make sure I don't know what her name is,
all right? Hold on, Okay, Taylor Swift last night? Was
on Colbert last night? Or was it a big deal?

(45:38):
Was a not a big deal?

Speaker 7 (45:38):
Well, I think when Taylor Swift does an interview, it's
always a big deal because it's Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I will say she was on.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
I believe it was like the last twenty minutes of
his show ish, give or take five minutes or so.
And I think the first couple of breaks there wasn't
a whole lot of meat there that we haven't seen
in a lot of her other interviews. So she talked
about how great it was to get her master's. She
talked about how amazing it was to be on the
Aras tour. She talked about how excited she is that
her docu series is coming out this weekend. She also

(46:06):
talked about how like she's taken up a bunch of hobbies.
She talked about doing sourdough Brett like we've heard these
things before. And she did talk about how she enjoys
listening to audiobooks, so not necessarily reading, but.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
She likes stef you know, books read to her.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
And then Colbert asked for a question that I thought
was pretty cool. He's like, there's not a lot of
people who have reached the level of fame that you
have as Taylor Swift. So as Taylor Swift, who do
you go get advice from?

Speaker 27 (46:35):
I try really hard not to do the whole like,
oh my god, there's no one that carol into what
I'm going through, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Nobody wants to hear that, and I don't want to
hear it.

Speaker 27 (46:45):
It annoys me when I do it in my when
I start to like go down that path, I think
that we can like relate to each other even if
our lives aren't identical. But that said, I've been very
lucky I have Stevie Nix in my life. Also, I
work with Max Martin my third face person and not
it's not in any order because I do talk to
him a lot more than the other two.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Is Travis.

Speaker 27 (47:06):
I can talk to him about any of bestia men.

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Because feeding us this relationships you knew.

Speaker 7 (47:12):
But because she brought Travis up, that opened the door
for Colbert to bring up the engagement.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Congratulations on your engagement.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Oh, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Actually, best wishes.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I think you're supposed to say.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Best wishes to the girl.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
Congratulations boy, I never heard that until right now.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yes, it's everyone.

Speaker 24 (47:29):
Congratulations so rude, you know, congratulations to the to the man,
because congratulations that you were able to get this wonderful woman,
and best wishes to the women because it was a
fate of complete that of course you guys would get married.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
This is so good to learn. I love this.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Other than that, she didn't talk much about the engagement
at all.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
One part of it that I did find really fascinating
because when you least reached the level of success that
Taylor Swift is at, it's like she's at the.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Top of her game, Like what does she admire?

Speaker 7 (47:56):
When she was talking about working with Max Martin, she
basically said the thing or things that.

Speaker 27 (48:02):
She looks up to most in people, What I look
up to the most in people is is career longevity,
friendship longevity, longevity in their relationships.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
You know, how do you keep a good thing going?

Speaker 27 (48:14):
I think there are certain corners of our society that
really love that and look up to longevity.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
There are also corners that are.

Speaker 27 (48:20):
Like, give someone else a turn. Can't you just go
away so we can talk about how good you were?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Like I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
You know, she's not She's gonna keep going. And you know,
they just plugged the docu series one more time. So
it was a cute interview.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
She's wonderful Paraswift cigaretd. Hi, what do you do to
keep your significant other away from you?

Speaker 14 (48:48):
Well?

Speaker 22 (48:48):
Air Bresner, that's his christ Night. If that's a spray, yeah,
like you know, like a like like a what you
called say anything?

Speaker 10 (49:01):
Yes, if I just hold it.

Speaker 28 (49:04):
Like if I go into the living room like I'm like.

Speaker 22 (49:06):
I'm cleaning and and I'm holding that.

Speaker 16 (49:10):
Can he will.

Speaker 28 (49:12):
He will look at me and be like, don't point that.
He'll back up and be like, don't don't point that
at me.

Speaker 26 (49:18):
But if I spray and we'll make I checked out.

Speaker 28 (49:21):
And if I spray it, he will he loses his
mind He's like.

Speaker 19 (49:24):
Oh, same, what are you doing?

Speaker 28 (49:27):
You scot that all over me? And maybe like maybe
one droplet if that could have been like in his
vicinity it he'll start coughing and then I don't have
to do anything else.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
So if it smells good, he's away. Thanks, that's the
next level.

Speaker 25 (49:48):
You there, Yes, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Okay. So I I grabbed her and she said, you
need advice? Can can you are you? Can you get
off to pick your phone? Can you just pick up
the phone and talk? There's a lot of background noise.

Speaker 11 (49:58):
Me it's just a little bit hard to hear because
my phone's very weird. Can you hear me pretty good?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Right now? We can? Yeah, go ahead. So what's your situation?

Speaker 14 (50:06):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (50:07):
Perfect? So at the moment, I'm working at a proving
ground where they test cars, Like different companies come there,
they test cars and all that, and I do with
all the emails with it during my shift. And so
at the moment, my boss was getting upset that why
aren't you answering them? And I'm like, well, by like
three fifty five, I'm getting my stuff, I'm getting out

(50:27):
of there, I'm getting ready to clock out. So by
then the person after me should have taken care of
the requests. We're at our job, Like where are we
getting email? You need to answer it as soon as
you can so we can get everything scheduled in for
the tracks because it's very busy, especially during the holiday season,
and because it's cooler in Arizona now, people want to
come test here it's not as hot. And I'm just like,

(50:47):
how should I follow up with that? Because iverybody explained
to her like, hey, they like to wait until either
I get in or they just wait until like the
whole other day for me to take care of it.
And I'm like, I already deal with enough emails throughout
the day and having to do orientations and meetings. And
I was like, I'm not trying to tell her in
a rude way, but I'm just like, it's really not

(51:08):
on me. If we look at the time stamps, I'm
already out there and gone, like.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Shift at four o'clock.

Speaker 11 (51:14):
Yeah, so we have a three many grace period, so
wait can clock out, So a lot of us to
clock out at like three fifty seven and all that.

Speaker 7 (51:22):
Does your boss want you to be responding to the
emails after you clock out?

Speaker 11 (51:27):
No, So after that we're good in going. So I
don't know if she wasn't looking at the time stamps
or anything like that, but I was just like, well,
that's that's not on me. Like I I was already
grabbing my stuff, my computer was shut down, I was
taking it back to the office room, and I was
getting ready to leave. So by then the person because

(51:47):
we all shouly shared email where many people get the
email and it's sent to one specific email, but everyone
gets sick. So even after I responded to them, they
took until three fifty five, and that's literally the time
I was already close of things. Would I would have
saw it, I would got it done.

Speaker 23 (52:04):
I would have got it out the.

Speaker 11 (52:05):
Way, but I didn't see it. So some person that
was going after me were to do it, but he
didn't do it until yesterday off work clock.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
If I were you, I would just check your emails
until four o'clock. Yeah, check out it four instead, just
just to be go above and beyond, like, don't be
so strict with your time clock. Would just be like, yeah,
you know, that's what I would do. If you like
your job, you make good money and you're happy and
it's a fun job, it sounds like a fun job.

Speaker 11 (52:30):
Well, yeah, it's very nice. I like you very much, and.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
That must mean that you're really good and he must
really like you, so he'd probably have you rather have
you respond, or she'd rather have you respond than the
other person. But I wouldn't be so like, hey, I
clocked out of three fifty seven, because that's going to
be a bad look. I think.

Speaker 14 (52:46):
For example, I'm.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Texting with Peyton at eight o'clock last night. I like
Peyton doesn't go the show's over at ten, I'm out
of here. I'm texting her a bunch of stuff at eight, saying, hey,
can you change this? Can you change this? Right?

Speaker 14 (52:56):
Right?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
If you were to.

Speaker 12 (52:56):
Say I talked out a ten, yeah, that would be
a problect.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah you do.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Yeah, yesterday, I would like have nightmares, I think for
the rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
If I ever said that, he would give them to you.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
I think you could just say, listen, I understand the
need for quick communication. I'll make sure to just give
the email one more check before I leave for the day.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
That's good too, Yeah, Miah, you're good. I'm glad you
keep this. I hope you out. I would just stay
keep doing it, just do your job. That's what I say,
do your job three more minutes. I would even do
it till four fifteen if it's returning email as hard
is that?

Speaker 14 (53:34):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (53:35):
No, we get in trouble if we stay three minutes
concert clock.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Well that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Thing, that's perfect. Then your said thanks for calling in me.
I drive safe.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (53:44):
How can I say you guys?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Scott?

Speaker 13 (53:49):
Yeah, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
What's up? Man?

Speaker 17 (53:52):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
All right? Well?

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Work And it was a it's a busy morning.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
This morning, it is what can we do for you?

Speaker 5 (54:00):
I was calling about how to get your partner keep
your partner away?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Okay, do it? What do you got?

Speaker 17 (54:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Well, like I'll just watch something educational like Discovery. Plus.
I don't know if you guys know about Josh Dates,
but he's like a modern day Indiana Jones. I love
that guy, and it's super educational, and it's just I
don't know, it's not her thing. So that's what I
do to have some alone time.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
So does Josh Gates. Is he like give me the with,
give me the with? I'm quoting Indiana Jones. You said
he's like Indiana Jones. Joh, I'm more about Josh Kates period.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
If you guys haven't watched it, I know you guys
are into like cool, you know, cool stuff. Give it
a try. It's super fun and it's educational and he
made and he's he's very entertaining.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Is there a villain? Is it Bellock? No?

Speaker 5 (54:51):
No, it's no, it's called it's either Expedition Unknown or
Expedition files.

Speaker 13 (54:55):
I don't like commercial here.

Speaker 24 (54:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (54:57):
He's always crawling in a crevasse a some type to
fight some some antique or something.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Yeah, he's super entertaining. But that's what I do. I
don't know, I'm super into that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Give it a try, all right, brother, thanks Scott, thanks
for listening.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Have a great day.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Yeah, thank you, guys, have good.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
So we just talked about Taylor Swift on Colbert last night.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Well, earlier in the week, on his podcast, Travis Kelsey
revealed that he and Taylor Swift have never fought in
over two years. I wonder if Colbert brought that up.
Probably not, huh.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I mean on the show, and.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
We want to know who has the open experience, opposite experience.
What is like a petty thing in a fight that
you got over all right, we're gonna get to that
next to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Copy in hands earbuds on John Jay and Rich Joy.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
It was all over the news last week about Travis
Kelsey talking about how him and Taylor Swift have never
been in a fight in two and a half years
of dating, and George Cliney was being interviewed with them
and said he hasn't been in a fight with his
wife in ten years.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Right, you claim that.

Speaker 29 (56:01):
You and your wife haven't gotten in a fight in
ten years, that's right? Are you lying?

Speaker 18 (56:05):
No, I'm not lying.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Travis the same questions.

Speaker 29 (56:10):
Well, it's only been two and a half years, and
you're right. I haven't gotten an argument today, never once.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Honestly, neither of us are going to win the argument.
So why get in it? There you go? Have you
seen the memes about this? By the way, with jes
what the memes say? The memes say?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Travis Kelsey says he's never been in a fight with
Taylor Swift. If your combined value is worth one point
sixty seven billion and you're the point seven billion of it,
of course you'll never get into a fight, that knowlid and.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Also plus like if you have that much money. What
can you argue about.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Susan, we're talking about we're getting into the Taylor Swift thing.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
You got something to say, Well.

Speaker 26 (56:48):
Yeah, we were talking about the pettiest fights anybody ever had.
And me and my boyfriend have gotten in a fight
about his printer. He took it very seriously, and his
printer did work well with my computer, and I happened
to call it a name one day when I was
trying to print out some they like tickets for my

(57:09):
son and his girlfriend. And we got this fight that
lasted hours over this printer.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Because you called it. You called it a name.

Speaker 26 (57:19):
I called it a name. I called it a bad name.
And he would have thought that I had called his
mother bad name. He was so offended that how dare
I call his printer a name? He just absolutely was
so offended. The argument lasted hours. It was the stupidest
thing I'd ever heard that somebody got so offended over

(57:43):
a printer. In the fact that I didn't like the printer,
I made him hook up my printer so we could
print out the tickets.

Speaker 19 (57:49):
And you made it Actually, wait, did you bring your
printer from your place?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Is that what you did?

Speaker 26 (57:55):
Well, we we had lived together. We lived together, and
he thought that his stuff was better than mine. So
he had hooked up all his stuff when he moved
in Okay, and so I made him unhook his printer
and you know, put my printer back on. This was
like fifteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
You see, you see how you first got together. How
can Tatar Swift?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
How can Tato Swift and Travis Kelsey say that they've
never been to a fight when there's fights like this
that happened every day in every relationship.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
I know, you know, it's hard to believe.

Speaker 26 (58:23):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 14 (58:24):
I don't believe it for a second.

Speaker 26 (58:27):
There's at least that would be some sort of aggravation
or frustrating.

Speaker 19 (58:31):
Yeah, especially like to me, it's like the big things
you should agree on because that's life. But if you're
gonna bicker, it's gonna be about something.

Speaker 20 (58:39):
I know.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
You guys know he had to say that, right, Like.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Yeah, she got mad because I was like looking at
pictures of my ex on Instagram. Like he's not gonna
say that. That's a good point. You're right, I just
ruined this whole segment because she told the truth. Bye, Susan,
thanks for calling. In Susan.

Speaker 14 (59:00):
Welcome.

Speaker 26 (59:00):
I appreciate having a good day.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Hi, Hi Melissa, Hi, did you get into a petty
fight with someone?

Speaker 15 (59:07):
I guess I did. It was my ex and we've
actually broke up a couple of years ago. But this
was many of many fights, but this was kind of
the one that sticks out. It was over a mop
and a bucket. He said, maybe I met home people
getting a mop and bucket. And I told him it's
wrong with the one I've got. It works great, and

(59:27):
he said, because you just doesn't spin. I need the
one that spins. And I said, of mine spins too,
it's the same one you've been using. So we go
back and forth. I send him a picture of it,
of the Amazon purchase everything in detail, and he said,
that's not it. Mine's better. The one I got is better.
So we literally go back and forth on this stupid

(59:49):
mop thing for two days. On the third day, I
go over to his house and I'm like, I bring
my mop with me and I look at his and
I held them side by side.

Speaker 13 (59:58):
I go, it's the exact.

Speaker 15 (59:59):
Same moth bucket, the one that spends. And he looks
at me and says, you just purchased that. That's not
the one you had. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 21 (01:00:10):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
At night?

Speaker 14 (01:00:12):
It was.

Speaker 13 (01:00:15):
Just so stupid.

Speaker 15 (01:00:15):
We actually broke up over that.

Speaker 19 (01:00:17):
But I mean, we're laughing about that because we're laughing
because we've all been.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
In one of those fights.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
I mean, it is petty. We're laughing because that's what
they are. Petty reasons. We know they're silly, but.

Speaker 19 (01:00:28):
Like at some point you're arguing over the mop and
you're like, this is not going to work out the moment, Yeah,
we're done.

Speaker 15 (01:00:34):
Yeah, I felt like, okay, Shaggy, we caught you and
it wasn't me, so let's do it. We know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Well, thanks for sharing that with this, Melissa, Thank you
very much. Are you guys still broken up? You have
a new boyfriend now and you got to now you
have No.

Speaker 15 (01:00:47):
We're still we're still broken up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
New boyfriend, new bucket.

Speaker 15 (01:00:51):
Every time I look at that, I still think of that,
and I took a picture of it from two years ago.
I still have it just in case I ever get
Oh I missed him.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
No, I have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 14 (01:01:04):
Thank you too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Eight seven seven ninety seven one to four seve We
got into the petty fights you've had with your.

Speaker 30 (01:01:09):
Boyfriend, your girlfriend and your husband, your wife or anybody.
Talk to you next, John Jaye Rich, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
We were getting into like these petty fights because Titror
Swift and Travis Kelsey don't fight.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Krista. What's yours?

Speaker 13 (01:01:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 31 (01:01:30):
My ex and I can't agree on the color of
one of his shirts. It's it's one of those wafflenets
and it's black, and he will tell you to this
day that it's brown.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Is that why you got divorced? Makes sense to me?

Speaker 31 (01:01:49):
No, but I know you can probably relate, Rich and
just the fact that you know there were.

Speaker 16 (01:01:53):
Little things like that.

Speaker 15 (01:01:54):
There's a lot of them.

Speaker 19 (01:01:56):
The color thing is hard for guys because my wife
knows all the colors. We have so many questions. She's like, no, no,
it's Cien. I'm like, it looks blue to me, Cyen. Wow,
nobody knows what Cian is.

Speaker 14 (01:02:09):
I think, well, black is.

Speaker 31 (01:02:11):
One of those colors that fades. So when it's faded,
because he's had it for like fifteen years, it looks
a little bit brownish, So I get what he's saying,
but it's not a brown shirt.

Speaker 26 (01:02:21):
It's black.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Thank you Latina, Good morning.

Speaker 20 (01:02:25):
Good morning.

Speaker 32 (01:02:26):
How are you guys doing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Is that your first name? Latina?

Speaker 15 (01:02:30):
Yeah, that's my first name.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
That's pretty cool, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Did you how many times did you go in a
room and say you're Latina and they're like, no, no,
we don't need to know your nationality?

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
What's your name?

Speaker 32 (01:02:39):
Oh yeah, It's happened all the time, Like especially when
I went to get my driver's license I was sixteen,
and the lady was like, no, no, sweetheart, you don't
put your ignicity there and you get your name there,
and I was like, oh my god. And then every
time at work they were always like, you know, oh,
are you even allowed to call her that? And they're like,
that's her name?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
What's your petty fight?

Speaker 32 (01:03:03):
So Mike was actually yesterday with my husband and it
was over a dentist appointment that I had at nine
o'clock and my daughter's was at nine thirty, and so
he's all like, oh hey, it was like eight forty.
He's like, oh, hey, you have an appointment at nine
and Luna's is at nine thirty. And I'm like, why
are you just telling me this now? And he's like, oh,

(01:03:24):
I know, I told you last week, and I'm like,
you told me last week. You know what's happened since
last week? He's like, what you know? And then so
he calls he calls the lady. He's like, hey, because
they know us, you know, at the dentist, and he's like, hey.

Speaker 15 (01:03:38):
This is Ricardo.

Speaker 32 (01:03:39):
I just gotta let you know my wife and my
daughter aren't going in today because I told her.

Speaker 16 (01:03:42):
Last week and she forgot.

Speaker 10 (01:03:43):
And I was like.

Speaker 19 (01:03:44):
Yeah, it's like you'll notice she's Latina.

Speaker 32 (01:03:50):
Yes. And so we're sitting there, are you going to
lady Stow on the phone. She's like, so, do you
want me to reschedule it? And I'm like no, I'll
call you want we're ready to rece schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Oh my god, that's great. Thanks thanks for listening.

Speaker 21 (01:04:05):
Yeah, Nicole, Yes, mine's not as juicy.

Speaker 11 (01:04:13):
But I was dating a.

Speaker 21 (01:04:14):
Man older than me, probably I don't know, thirteen years
my senior. Anyhow, we got a major fight about using
a meat thermometer. I was like, how about you use
a meat thermometer because the food was not cooked all
the way through, and he was like.

Speaker 31 (01:04:30):
I've lived fifty five years and I've never needed that.

Speaker 32 (01:04:34):
And I was just like, oh, maybe you do today.

Speaker 25 (01:04:37):
Like you wouldn't, Okay, only listening.

Speaker 21 (01:04:40):
To this and I broke up with him, and this
is probably triggering him. What meat thermometer, man, Like, I
don't want any wrong thickens.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Yeah, I think that's safe.

Speaker 10 (01:04:54):
You can't.

Speaker 13 (01:04:55):
That's all that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Oh so funny. Hey, you know how like if we
really break it down, like Kyle because is a really
good singer, Yes you are.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
You're really I think I've heard you over.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
The year singing, and it's really really good and Riches
in a bad ache sings And I don't think I'm
a good singer. But yesterday I was watching land Man
season two of land Man, and I usually skip through.
I skipped through the intro to the songs, but because
sometimes I watch it in the sauna, and for me
to skip, I gotta get out of the son I
go hit the iPads.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
So I just sit through it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
And I really really like the theme song, and and
I was humming it. And as I was a humming it,
I was like, hey, man, I think I'm a good hummer.
And I was like, and I and I and I
thought I'd like to perform it for you guys. Yeah,
so I want you to So I'm gonna play it.
I'm gonna do it with it. I have to do
it with it. Okay, so check out, check this song out,
check it out. It's just thank you. I'll see that

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all day.

Speaker 18 (01:06:05):
Would you would you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Like to come up with the band?

Speaker 19 (01:06:07):
Did we do this for you? No, I'm not scene
from landman, which thanks much.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
To see it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
That laughing because you guys, I love myself.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I'm really good myself.

Speaker 19 (01:06:20):
Listen now, you know for some reason, I know you're
just tell me, but it still sounds like you don't
know the words.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
This is a good song.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Kay, close, I gotta going to him.

Speaker 19 (01:06:52):
I can see you performing a corporate events and then
I just walked out. Okay, there's gotta be some like
oil rig kind of convention. Was funny, you could go
perform this at I didn't think this was gonna be funny.

Speaker 29 (01:07:07):
I thought, I to you guys and move onws.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Over here crying.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
I wonder what it's not.

Speaker 19 (01:07:18):
I wonder what other songs have honey in them that
we could add to your setlist. So you have to
do any words have remembers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Not a Christmas party, be awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
I was doing it all day.

Speaker 19 (01:07:41):
You guys would find it ironic that the steep only
song knows by harsh ship.

Speaker 18 (01:07:50):
Sweating.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
That means you care. That means you read to the performance.

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
No whately thinking about stage and your band and this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
You know, you know I play, Yeah, I could play.
This is gonna be. That's a fiddle. Sure, great cluster
hugs and I just we'll dale. We'll dale the background
for you. We'll dale. This is yes, you do you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
I recommend if you guys are watching land Man not
to skip the intro.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
It's only intro that I sit through that I really
really like it.

Speaker 19 (01:08:28):
Really, I mean, how extreme could we take this? Could
we get like the Phoenix Symphony to perform it with
you some big charity moment.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
And it's not quiet. You hear my footsteps, walk up
to the microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
My name's Chairman. Theme from land Man. Theme from land Man.

Speaker 32 (01:08:46):
You know.

Speaker 19 (01:08:46):
Oh, here's another humming song. What it's the Young and
the restless? Can you do this one for me?

Speaker 20 (01:08:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
This is this is.

Speaker 19 (01:09:00):
We're getting requests all across the the text network fed
perform humming socks. This is really such a holiday wish
for me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
All right, this is stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
All right, we gonna get some entertainment news coming up next,
John fifty fifty cent stuff, more stuff on the Ditty Feud.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
That's good, Billie Eilish all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
We'll get you next.

Speaker 6 (01:09:42):
Your part of the show this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
No worries, It's all.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
There on iHeartRadio, Lauren. What's a petty fight you got into? Lauren? Hello, Hi,
you're on the air.

Speaker 20 (01:09:58):
Hi.

Speaker 33 (01:10:00):
So I constantly get into this little bicker with my
husband about the difference between contents and consolidate, and he's
always claiming that he's right by using condensed, and I
think every single time he's used that he's been wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Aren't they the same thing?

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
I don't know. Consolidated something condensed is to make something smaller.
Consolidate is to like to merge two things, right.

Speaker 33 (01:10:25):
Correct, exactly. So I'm always trying to use the word consolidate.
He's like, no, that's condensing, and I'm like, you are
so wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Divorce him, make him smaller. Thanks Lauren. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Hey, there's a video going viral I just post on
my Instagram and I just love it so much.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I want to play a clip of it before we
give it in him.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
The news is this family from Mexico was visiting Universal
Studios and the Grinch character little girl is you know,
she loves the Grinch, and there's and it looks just
like the Jim Carrey Grinch, and the Grinch is talking
and she does to speak English, and I just think
this is so awesome. It's reposted on my Instagram at
John Javanez.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Here's what happened.

Speaker 18 (01:11:02):
Look at you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
You look fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
You were waiting all your life when this weren't too.

Speaker 6 (01:11:10):
Oh no, honestly, glass.

Speaker 14 (01:11:16):
Leah, why no, what's your roof?

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
All just made her day that the Grinch spoke Spanish.
That's also both word gridg onesies. It was really cute
as kids go to take me to his complaint. What
you guys got?

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Taylor Swift is all the talk today after her appearance
on Stephen Colbert.

Speaker 6 (01:11:36):
Her boyfriend or.

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
I should say fiance, Travis Kelsey, also brought her up.
On the most recent episode of The New Heights podcast.
Him and his brother were breaking down.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
They're like they're.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
Spotted their streaming rapped list right, and as they did it,
it was almost kind of cute because Jason shares his
and then Travis seems to.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
One up him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Outside of the du Wop album because I play that
every night when I'm singing to Finny second album. Heya,
you know it? That was number one for me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
He's all proud of his number one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:09):
It should be number one, otherwise you will probably have
issues with your fiance.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
I would say.

Speaker 12 (01:12:13):
I know, I would be irritated if I wasn't number one. Two, Like,
who else are you listening to? Yeah, Kanyeky hows me
that would be a betrayal.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Ford.

Speaker 12 (01:12:22):
Speaking of Kanye Kim Kardashi and his ex wife, she
is joining the Fortnite Icon series with two customizable skins.
It's going to have a full set of accessories including
a purse, pickaxe, and a private jet glider and to
break the Internet emote and so the collaboration is set
to become available in the item shop this Saturday, December thirteenth,
and it's basically going to tie into the game's new

(01:12:43):
Hollywood theme season.

Speaker 7 (01:12:44):
So I think that's that's pretty cool. I think anything
she touches turns to gold.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
I think so too.

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
She's a very smart businesswoman. Say what you want about
the Kardashians. I know they annoy a lot of people,
but they are bringing home the bag fifty cent you guys.
He says the Diddy drama is far from done. I
think the documentary is still number one on Netflix. If not,
it was there for a very long time. But he
says that he's got a whole stash of unreleased footage.

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
That didn't make the documentary.

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
He's hinting it may drop on possible YouTube or some
different way. He also claims that he's been in touch
with some of Ditty's kids and they may be interested
in opening up. He did an interview and they were like, hey,
how do you feel about people calling you petty if
we're doing this documentary? And he's like, they call me petty?
But then it's number one, It's like the number one documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Why would he do just a season two on Netflix?
Why drop it on YouTube?

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
Maybe he doesn't have enough to do all that just yet,
but I mean, if he's talking to his kids and
they're willing to break out, yeah, I think that season
two could definitely be possible. Now, he was asked like,
when did he gets out of prison? Because I mean,
I think his sentence is surprisingly sure. When he does
get out, do you think Diddy will be able to
pull off a comeback.

Speaker 34 (01:13:58):
Well, I don't think he'll have a comeback with people
aware that he's behind it. I do think that his
passion for music may allow him to go back to
make music. That's what he knows, you know what I'm saying,
So he would be able to do that. But I
don't see him like publicly people supporting them.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
Yeah, I think it would be really difficult for the
public to support.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
Him for sure.

Speaker 12 (01:14:18):
If you're a Hunger Games fan like me, you are
probably gonna freak out over this news. But Jennifer Lawrence
and Joss Hutcherson are both set to come back as
the roles as Catnus Eberdeen and Peter Malark in the
new prequel film, The Hunger Games Summrise on the Reaping. Yes, yes,
so they're scheduled. It's scheduled to release November twentieth of
next year. The movie's going to be set twenty four
years before the original trilogy. It's going to focus on

(01:14:40):
a young hamage and the originals are going to be
expected to peer in like a flash forward sequence that
connects the new story to the future.

Speaker 8 (01:14:47):
At Panem.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
But didn't they just c GI them younger?

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
It's a flash forward.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Yeah, so they're flash I thought it was a prequel.

Speaker 12 (01:14:54):
It is a prequel, but in the prequel, they're going
to do a flash forward to how the Hunger Games
ended up being to put.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Them in it because they can't. They need this to
be a hit, and it will be.

Speaker 12 (01:15:04):
I seriously think so, because the movie that came out
before this Hunger Games movie was absolutely phenomenal.

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
It starred Rachel Ziegler. So I think I forget bringing
them back.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
How does does Kittness Aberdeen in her storyline? How does
it end in this series?

Speaker 12 (01:15:17):
So I actually I wish I don't know off the
top of my head, but I feel like Catinus and
Peta ended up together.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
That's silly, He's too short, fun she ended up she
ended up basically winning the revolution.

Speaker 12 (01:15:29):
Yeah, like they Yeah, because they went back into the
Hunger Games in the second.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Movie and then the third one they came after the press.

Speaker 6 (01:15:37):
Yeah, they went after president.

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
But honestly, I wasn't excited about this movie until I
heard that they were back.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
In Yeah, I really did ye see?

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Yeah for sure, for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
Yeah, I'm pumped about it personally.

Speaker 7 (01:15:47):
I don't know if you guys saw the video, it
was actually very sad. It was all over my feed yesterday.
It was comedian Andy Dick and he was slumped over
on the sidewalk in the middle of Hollywood, just unresponsive
after an apparent overdose. Like it looked sad, and they
were rushing to his side and trying to help him.
And apparently he's doing okay. And I say that because,
for whatever reason, him and the two friends that literally

(01:16:07):
saved his life decided to give TMZ a quick update
about how he was doing. And if I mean, he
says he's okay, but when you listen to him, he's
not okay. And when he just says something at the
very end that is so kind of very shocking. So
they asked him, like, so, how are you doing?

Speaker 16 (01:16:26):
Doesn't gonna look like I'm one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Ten percent, you know, Are you guys able to tell
this things?

Speaker 13 (01:16:32):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Absolutely.

Speaker 34 (01:16:32):
We were going out to hang out Andy, and he
got away way he did something that messed him up.

Speaker 20 (01:16:38):
And.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
There was a guy on the and I felt for
him and he was depressed kind of way, I'll stick
with you, and then he whipped out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Sorry but crack, and I'm like, you know what I
might need a little bit of that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
I don't mind doing well cracker with now then.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Okay, but he's had a rough thirty years. Yeah, that
lifestyle very conceived.

Speaker 7 (01:17:03):
And his friends were just so like aloof about it,
which honestly like gives you an extra peek into.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
This happens a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
I wonder if Joe Rogan is in because Joe Rogan
and him and Phil Hartman they were all together on
a TV show called news Radio or is that what
it was.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Yeah, they all played radio.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
People and Andy Dick was kind of a little bit
of the breakout star but had that kind of issue
that he had right now forever. And then Phil Hartman
got killed and then Joe Rogan became a mega superstar.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Like you think Joe Rogan's gonna reach out?

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
I wonder i Jo Rogans gonna say. I don't know
if they have. I don't know if he has. I
feel I've never heard what I've seen for Joe Rogan.
He's very protective of that cast, So why hopes?

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
I mean, I think Andy Dick probably needs people in
his life right now.

Speaker 7 (01:17:41):
That are willing to like reach out and actually be
good friends. And Tommy shouldn't be doing this right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
We got ticket to Nelly John Summit the Birds Nests
February sixth and seventh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
We're going to play a brand new game.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Guys. It's called Frosty the Blank eight seven seven nine
three seven one four seven.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
We play if to Britney Spears, John, Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
You know, last night I was like driving around, going
out of my way to buy a Lotto tickets because
it's like nine hundred and thirty million dollars and so
I bought sixty bucks worth of Lotto tickets I just
saw this morning, but nobody wanted. It's up to a billion.
Oh can you imagine winning a billion dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Yes, yeah, me too. I We're gonna play a game.
We got Kaitlyn, she's our contestant. Good morning, Caitlin.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
Hello, you're gonna play this new game and you're playing
for Nelly tickets, John Summit Tickets at the Bird's Nest
February sixth and seventh.

Speaker 26 (01:18:30):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 13 (01:18:32):
Yes, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
This is one of NIX games, so you never know.

Speaker 35 (01:18:36):
Yeah, God speed basically for everybody. Uh, it's the holiday season,
we're all celebrating. I like to call this game Frosty
the blank. All right, So I was gonna play a
little clip here. You have to guess what Frosty is
in these clips some of our multiple choice answers.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
So it's just fun, guys, It's just okay. We're gonna
start with John Jay.

Speaker 18 (01:19:00):
Ross the Snowman the Rock.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
So I'm supposed to tell you that's the rock is
the Rock?

Speaker 20 (01:19:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 35 (01:19:10):
Yeah, I also would have accepted Frosty is what the
rock is cooking? Okay, sure, okay, So John Jay, one
point there.

Speaker 18 (01:19:19):
Rich Fross do the Snowman.

Speaker 19 (01:19:29):
That is Sam Neil from the movie Jurassic Park. And
Frosty I believe is a raptor.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
It is.

Speaker 35 (01:19:36):
Frosty is, in fact a velociraptor. I would have also
accepted a clever girl. That's fine, We're rolling right along here.
One point for John j one point for Rich Peyton Cross.

Speaker 18 (01:19:48):
The Snowman was pizza dudes.

Speaker 8 (01:19:50):
Got thirty seconds.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Frosty Snowman is a pizza dude.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Yeah, you know what, I'll accept pizza dude. I was
looking for a ninja turtle.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
But that's that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
It's also okay, all right, good job Peyton. We're having
fun today, you guys.

Speaker 18 (01:20:06):
All right, Kyle Fross the Snowman.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Okay, So frost the Snowman was a wicked witch.

Speaker 12 (01:20:20):
Yes, here it is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
I was looking for a wicked witch.

Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Frosts define gravity.

Speaker 35 (01:20:27):
Way to go, Kyle. You got exactly what I was hoping.
All right, perfect, everybody on the board thus far.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
The pressure is on Caitlin.

Speaker 19 (01:20:36):
Ross snowmancept vigilante as well.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
But Batman is is a is a good guest. So
there you go, Caitlyn.

Speaker 35 (01:20:53):
Unprecedented game, you guys, everybody on the board. After one
round we're around heading into on to the pressures on
John J.

Speaker 18 (01:21:02):
VN s Frossda the Snowman, what.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Doubleman Dog.

Speaker 18 (01:21:13):
Cross Day the Snowman.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
I would have never from jingle all the way. That's
that's the perfect answer. Turbo Man, Doll, turble Man Dog.

Speaker 35 (01:21:30):
Yeah, I know, it's it's just yeah, it's really good. Okay,
two boys for John J.

Speaker 18 (01:21:36):
Rich Fross Day the Snowman was.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Multiple answers, so good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
Frostie the Snowman was a Diddy documentary.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Okay, yeah, we'll take that one. That's fine. I would
have taken a bad boy for life. I would have
taken creep.

Speaker 35 (01:21:55):
I would have taken Frosty was invited to the White Party,
and he any of any or all of those dings.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Okay, all right, well Rich his two points.

Speaker 18 (01:22:04):
Peyton Fross the Snowman.

Speaker 12 (01:22:11):
Frost to the Snowman is a jen Alpha Frosty Snowman
is a sixt seven frost Snowman's a fourth grader.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
Yeah, okay, I'll.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Take any of those in and out employee.

Speaker 18 (01:22:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (01:22:24):
What I was specifically looking for was a kid who
has made my life hell because.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
My kids are I think it is really funny.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Okay, well that's one of them. When I was twelve,
we used to say, Dupe, Scoob, that's school.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Yeah, you don't bring that back.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Scoop happened Scoop like ours was?

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Why is that? Okay? All right, we're all having fun.

Speaker 18 (01:22:50):
Kyle Fross the Snowman it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Cost the Snowman was a member of Hanson.

Speaker 19 (01:23:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 35 (01:23:02):
Yeah, it was a Hansen brother. Okay, all right, Kaitlin,
we're gonna make this worse. Seven points. If you get it,
you can win the game.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
Here.

Speaker 18 (01:23:14):
Snowman it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
Is a dying hyena. Okay, I mean that's a fun guess.
Uh you know what will take it. I was looking
for cat.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
A cat.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
That's a cat having a real hard time right now.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
It gave dying Hyena to me.

Speaker 35 (01:23:38):
Okay, good job, Kaitlyn. You're gonna go see Nellie and
Ludicris and Joe Rule and John.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Congratulations, Thank you guys so much.

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
I'm so excited we do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
To get tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
That was one of the most clever games we've ever
played Wait Wait to Go, Nick, that was there's nobody
in the world that has ever played that game.

Speaker 14 (01:24:00):
It.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
There's probably be people around the country now other radio
shows playing that game tomorrow, but that was very, very unique.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
I gotta tell you you have a very interesting mind.
What's coming up?

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
With three things, Kyle, I'm gonna tell you why we
physically cannot resist rage bait next with John, Jay and
Rich and.

Speaker 8 (01:24:19):
Rich call the show at eight seven seven ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
Whatever for is theven Colum Flug with three things we
need to know?

Speaker 7 (01:24:25):
We know social media is pretty much full of posts
that seem designed.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
To tick you off. That's exactly what rage bait is.

Speaker 7 (01:24:32):
It hooks us fin and they say they actually studied
why we cannot resist these things. It's because our brains
instantly react to anything that feels unfair, So we jump
into the comments, argue, or share without really thinking about it.
And even an angry reply or a share tells the
algorithm to blast it to even more people, turning your.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Feet into a negative factory.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
Yeah, they say, rage bay just spreads because it pushes
our buttons. Yeah, Internet loves anything that gets a react.

Speaker 6 (01:25:00):
I posted a TikTok yesterday just off of a whim.

Speaker 12 (01:25:02):
I went to go get those cute little toppers that
Dutch Bros had to drop on. I made this video
annoyed that I didn't get the topper. They ran out
five minutes before me. They didn't tell me I was annoyed.
I think I accidentally rage baited the Dutch Bros community
because my comments are lit up.

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
They're like, you're the problem. I was like, I was
halfway joking. Rage paint, rage pape.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
Millions of people are about to get a cut of
seven hundred million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
It's the Google payout. There was a huge lawsuit that basically.

Speaker 7 (01:25:31):
Said Google had a monopoly on Android app purchases. It
was charging everyone up to thirty percent in fees. How
rude If you bought anything on the Google Play Store
between twenty sixteen and twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
You're about to cash in.

Speaker 7 (01:25:46):
You will, guess get paid automatically through PayPal or Venmo
and if the final approval happens in twenty twenty six
but that's done so free money, free money, I mean
they owe to you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
They charged you extra for you for your purchases. Chapaule
is blessing us this weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:26:03):
I don't know if you guys have heard about this,
but they're doing buy one, get one free burritos Saturday
after four pm.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Yeah, comes right. If they did the same thing with
Tacos last week. They're in their generous era after four
pm on after four pm you.

Speaker 7 (01:26:19):
Can score up to five free items per order. Oh wow,
that's a lot of burritos you can get for free.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Like, I get the marketing behind that, but I would
think after four pm is a busy time that they'd
want to do that when it's not a busy time,
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
And especially on a Saturday, like as they go, hey, from.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
Eleven, I think they open a ten. If they're from
ten to new buy one, get one free to privately,
I mean, I think that's there's no flaw in that promotion.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
As a consumer, I love it pretty amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Yeh, that's three things you.

Speaker 16 (01:26:46):
Need to know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
The other day, I was talking about a viral video
trend and pay says she was going to do to me,
but I ruined it. But there's one of these videos
going viral. I think it's so funny. It's this So
the girl pranked her dad by asking a taboo question.
But his answer is about a recipe. So you ask
what this is? What me and my dad put up

(01:27:07):
our butts? I remember I was trying to tell you
this other day. So check this out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Things my dad and I have stuck of our butts
me absolutely nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
By Dallia Onion hatch, green chilies, golden or red potatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
That's a thicker cut.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
The bits would be smaller versus roll along. Yeah, it
could be stringy brown. Get it really good brown on
the inside.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Flip it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Put all my onions on top? Can I tuck them
in the corners? Also? Five garlic clubs whole, I don't
chop them or missile?

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Why is that so funny?

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
I love these treads, man payone. What's the book you're
reading now that you're all.

Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
Excited about I'm reading a Colleen Hoover book.

Speaker 12 (01:27:50):
It's called Verity, and everyone is like obsessed with this
book because the movie's coming out next year and that's
the one that's starring Anne Hathaway. And basically it's about
this author who wants to stay like kind of undercover.
She's kind of awkward whatever, and she basically gets like
recruited by this other author to finish her book series.

(01:28:13):
And I think we're getting into the part where like
the husband's a little crazy, so I don't know, I'll
let you guys know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
She's the one that did the Baldoni Blake Lively movie.

Speaker 6 (01:28:23):
Yeah, this is the end or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
She wrote that book.

Speaker 12 (01:28:27):
But apparently Verity is nothing like any of her other
books before. This one's like a thriller suspense.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
So it's flying Verity.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
You know, every once in a while, every I don't
know how many years when you could figure this figure
this out, but there's an author that becomes mass appeal,
like the Twilight author, the Harry Potter, Harry Potter's author,
the Hunger Games author, and now this one, this is
Colleen Hoover.

Speaker 12 (01:28:54):
Yeah, yeah, I just went into chat GBT because I
really loved Like Gone Girl, and I also loved Great Gatsby,
and then I just finished The Housemaid, So I was like,
chat gipt, can you please give me a list of
books that I'm gonna like?

Speaker 6 (01:29:06):
And this was the first one I was recommended, so
I went for it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
Susan says, there's a flaw with the Chipotle marketing campaign.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
What is it, Susan?

Speaker 25 (01:29:14):
So the flaw is if you order online, you can
get everything on the menu, but when you're ordering there,
they seem to be running out of things. So like
the last time I went, they ran out of cheese,
they ran out of boss, they ran out of the
corn salta, and they ran out of state. It was
all there and I saw it, but they weren't selling

(01:29:36):
it to people that were there. They were selling it
only to people that were doing it online. And what
were not paid for the one by one get one free.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Oh so sometimes they catered to the online clientele more
than they do the person there.

Speaker 6 (01:29:47):
Correct, And I know that they have that at Chipotlet.

Speaker 12 (01:29:50):
They have like the food like the rice and the
beans that are separate for the to go orders too,
so it's like a whole different stash back you was
so difficult, Well, they should have that.

Speaker 25 (01:29:59):
Back there where the people don't see it that are
walking in.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
It was all there, but go to when you go
to Chipotle and let's say you want steak or whatever
they have and there's just a little bit left and
and well you can wait, and I'm like, oh, but
then you wait, it takes.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
But then you get the fresh back, you get the
fresh batch.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
But also the stuff that said there wasn't was fresh
ten minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
It wasn't that old. You know, if I was at
a party, I'd be eating its true anyway, thanks for
the flaw pointing out the flag.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Chipotle's marketing have a great thank you too,

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