Johnjay & Rich - Weekly Rewind (January 20 - 24, 2025)

HAPPY SATURDAY! You may be wondering, what are you doing here popping up on my podcast feed JJR?! Well, as of today we are going to be doing a weekly rewind on Saturdays of our favorite conversations and calls from throughout the week prior. Here, you can get the cliffnotes and be ready for the next week ahead. If you listened live with us all week prior, relive some laughs on the weekend. Also, for our Phoenix friends and anyone listening on the new & improved iHeartRadio App. Tune into 104.7 KISS FM Phoenix on Saturday Mornings starting at 6AM to relieve some of Rich's favorite moments from the past week, and HE HOSTS THE WHOLE THING! There you'll get some tunes and stuff while you start your weekend strong! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake up, John Jay and Rich what's cracking like?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big Boss Dog snoopy deagle double
gigsel dang boom.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do?

Speaker 4 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
about last year.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the one and only dog y'all.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Look lastly, so lastly, Pike snoop eegle double gizsel in
your face to me and in the place to be
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wake your ass up? What was your new Year's resolution? Kyle?
It's the new new new new resolution.

Speaker 6 (00:29):
Yeah, so I don't do my New Year's resolutions January
first throughout January, just keep adding resolutions as I think
of them. And so over the weekend, I'm like, you
know what, I have so many pictures on my phone,
like probably fifty thousand pictures on my phone right now,
and I don't do anything with them. Like I've really
slowed down posting on my fee because I felt like

(00:51):
it was like too much. But now I feel I
should probably just post on my feet because who cares
if it's too much, I should just do it. But
I want to print them out because I used to
be really good about out doing albums like I have
an album from my wedding, from my honeymoon, from my
first year trip with my husband. I have a wedding
or a whole album from the year of twenty fourteen,
and then I just stopped.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's because I had my daughter.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
Life got really busy, and now I've got two kids
and life is very busy still. But I just feel
like this is the year where I catch up on
my photo albums.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
It is a great idea because I think a lot
of the problem is it's everything's digitized now, so you
don't take the time. Like my dad had photo albus
and foot and I love.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
It really fun to look back at them, like I
was like even the kids, like I still have Easton
is seven and I still haven't printed his baby book
because well, it's partly because I lost some of the
Like I'm looking for nine months worth of photos that
I can't find anywhere, and here we were actually looking
through a bunch of the photo albums together and he's like, Mummy, where's.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
My baby book?

Speaker 6 (01:52):
And I just have like the instant guilt, like it's coming,
it's coming. But it is really fun to look back
on photos that are actually printed like that nostalgia totally. Like,
sure you can scroll through your phone and look through
the old pictures. Sure you can scroll through your your
Instagram feed from forever ago. But there's just something different
about having an album and being like, oh my gosh,
yeah I remember when we did that. So twenty twenty

(02:14):
five is the year where I catch up on all
my photo I love that.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Do it?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You should totally do it. Do you feel like with
Facebook coming out and like how you can basically make
your own albums that that was a reason that you
just stopped doing it or was it just really because
life got crazy?

Speaker 6 (02:30):
I think it's just life got crazy because like Facebook's
been around for a while and I was still doing
photo albums. Oh nice, Yeah, Okay, So I feel like
I feel like I just need to get back into it.
I already started, so I started uploading the I'm like,
you know what I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna try
to go way far back. I'm just gonna start with
last year and then go as far back as I

(02:51):
can from there.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
But I stop want to uploading the photos.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
You can only do one hundred at a time, and
I've already uploaded for just just last year's book. I've
already uploaded hunter photos and I'm only at September.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh my gosheez.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Can get expensive too.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
I know.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I've done just doing a sale right now.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
I already have like fifty off.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
So I'm going to go take a couple of them.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Are you going to do the con where they make
the book for you, or you're gonna do the count
of you print the pictures and put them in the
photo album underneath the plastic and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I'm doing.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
It's a digital photo album printed ups.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh yeah, digital, Okay, I got I gotta go it.
So I'm gonna tell you where I I know a
whole new kind of food. Let me start from the beginning. Saturday,
I went on a long three hour hike. I'm counting
my steps. I already had like eleven twelve thousand steps
when I was done. And I got up early on
Saturday morning, and then I flew to La to go
meet up with my wife because my son Kemp is

(03:44):
in town because he's his team is here. They're playing
all and down the California coast. So I'm trying to
eat as healthy as I can. Part of my New
Year's resolution, part of my life resolution. And there's this
restaurant chain that I discovered that I pray comes here.
It's called Urban Plate. It was phenomenal. It was the
healthiest food and it was so delicious and I couldn't

(04:06):
I ate there. And I said to my wife we
were going to the game was right by the restaurant.
We were by cal State Fullerton, and I go, when
the game's over, we should have dinner here too. After
the game. She was that could be nice, but I
think we're gonna have dinner with the team, is what
she said. And I'm like, okay. So we go to
the game. It's a nail byer goes into overtime. Kemp's

(04:27):
team is down by one and they put Kemp in
with three seconds left to hit a three to win
the game, right, but they can't get the ball to
him in time and they lose.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh I know.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
So my wife's like, let's go have dinner with the team.
I said, they lost. I don't think they want to
have dinner with us. Why don't we go to an
Urban Plate. I want to have dinner with my son
and I want to And I'm like, and I'm trying
not to be rude because we're in a hotel. There's
potential sexy time later.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, and you can't get that if you're rude. No
sexy time when you're rude, Because I.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Want to be like, can you sometimes I know what
I'm talking about, kind of like I do here. Sometimes
I know what I'm talking about. And so we drive,
and I also want to eat by a certain time.
I want to eat by seven, right, And it's now
after that, And now we go back to the hotel
and she's waiting to hear from camp. But what's going on.
It's not like eight thirty and we're waiting, and then

(05:24):
Kemp's like, nobody can It's just the team, right, They're
going to wherever they're going. It's gonna get Mexican food.
And I'm like, I kind of be like I told you.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
You didn't say that, No, I told you that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I told you I thought it'd be sexy.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Personal growth.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
So then across the street from the hotel there's this
massive strip mall and it's empty except for one restaurant
and it's his barbecue on the restaurant and it is
packed and there's a line outside this restaurant. It's cold outside.
I'm like, barbecue, Maybe I can get some chicken or
something healthy, you know, And I'm like all quietly but
to myself, going hey, we could have gone that urban

(06:00):
and had healthy food. We walk across the street. I
walk and this is really nice font. This is barbecue,
and I get to the rest. Every single person in
this restaurant was from the Middle East. And I look
at it said barbecue, and I was like, I wonder
what And this is barbecue straight from Carucci and I'm

(06:21):
like what, dad. So I walk in through, I wait
in line, and when it's time to order food, the
person's not speaking English to me, and it's packed, which
means it must be good food, right, And it's I'm
the only non person from that area of the world
in this restaurant. And I go to order for I go, hey,
can I get is there a kabab? And the guy's like,
no kabab. I'm like, no, no kabob because they look

(06:42):
like kebob's but they're not called kebabs, and he goes.
I just start pointing because I want two of those,
two of those and one of those. So I ordered
it and I sit down with Blake and it's packed,
and I look up Caruci and I think I'm saying
it wrong. But it's Pakistan. So it was Pakistani food,
Pakistani barbecue.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
And the only crouchie I can think it was that
Chris Browns X. Yeah. Yeah, now, unless I'm saying it wrong,
a karachi or whatever. But I was like what so uh.
We got the food and it was the spiciest food
I've ever had in my entire life. My face was burning.
It was more than like when you get Ti food
and you put it on a level five. You ever
had that or the TYPEE spicyle it was. It was

(07:26):
unbelievably spicy and it was delicious. It was fantastic, and
I was I couldn't finish it all. It was so spicy.
I coudn't mention it. I was burning my face off,
but it was like I don't even know the spices
are on it. But then I was told my wife.
I was like, well, it looks like I think we
should Finally I couldn't help help it. I was like,
we should have gone to Urban Plate. I don't regret
for one second. So I go to the hotel, right,

(07:53):
I get like I was very unsatisfied with my Pakistani food,
and I get buy a kind bar from the the
little shop there, and I go, I guess I'll have
this kind bar. This looks healthy, annoying. I couldn't handle it.
So I was so irritated. But anyway, no sexy time.

(08:13):
If every plate comes to town, if you ever find you,
I thought about that, but I don't do too well
with restaurants owning restaurants. I've lost my butt on a
couple of them.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Everyone would like super healthy, healthy food, though, you'd be
more interesting.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I mean, you could keep your own place in business.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
We'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Probably maybe we'll consider it time for war of the roses.
You think so much cheating on you, We're gonna try
to help you find out if that's true or not.
Good morning, Nathan.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Hey, how's it going.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
So you think your wife girlfriend? Who do you think
is cheating on you?

Speaker 7 (08:49):
Yeah? Yes, my wife Carolyn?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Okay, okay, what's the story.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
So? I got a call from my father in law
last night, and this was not out of the ordinary.
He and I are very very close. He's really been
like a second father to me ever since I married
his daughter. And he's always treated me like family, just
like a son, So when he called, it wasn't anything
out of the ordinary. We often have calls about sports

(09:17):
or work or whatever. But right away he sounds really
serious on the phone. He goes, I don't know how
to say this, but I feel like I have to
because I love you like you're my own child. And
then he just says, I think my daughter is cheating
on you, And it was the last thing I expected
him to say. I couldn't even process it. I mean,

(09:38):
it was her dad telling me this that he's noticed
some things like her acting different, making excuses to him,
sneaking around, and he just like felt like he couldn't
keep it in anymore, and he felt like he had
to say something to me. And he told me he'd
been wrestling with whether or not he wanted to say
anything because they didn't want to hurt me and it

(09:59):
is his daughter, but he just felt like I deserved
to know, and I didn't know what to say to him.
I still don't know what to do, because on one hand,
I absolutely trust him. He wouldn't ever say something like
that to me unless he really thought he was sure.
But also I loved my wife and I really did
not have these suspicions and would never thought she would
do something like this. So I'm just stuck trying to

(10:22):
figure out if I should talk to her, confront her,
or try to find proof first. So I don't know
what to do, and I don't want to lose his
relationship with her dad if it's not true because of this.
And I know he didn't want to hurt me. He
was just trying to protect me. So I just want
to talk to my wife and figure out what's going
on here, just real quick.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
From my point of view is I feel so bad
for the dad, Like what the dad had to go
through over and over and again to want to make
that phone call, you know what I mean, because he
had to vet it out to make sure. You got
to make sure that your daughter is doing that before.
And then it's like, do you really tell the son

(11:01):
in law or do you just go, oh my god,
can I talk to you babe? Can you get it
for a second? What the hell is going on? And
you're like, yeah, dad, but he's huge. I'm trying to
battle on my head what the daughter's say. So say
that tough call for the dad. Mad respect for the
dad but also sadness.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yeah, that's tough, and I mean, I guess we just
got to call her figure out what's going on.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Okay, So you're down with us call on your wife
and finding out in our special way that we do
it if she is sleeping with somebody else. You're totally
down for that.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
Yes, Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay. Are you ready, Kyle?

Speaker 8 (11:33):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Shall we take this case?

Speaker 6 (11:36):
I think we already decided to take this.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
We did because if you were to say I'm not ready,
then I'd be like, maybe we shouldn't take this case,
and I'd be like, Okay, we're not going to take
You're born ready? Okay, all right, hold on the line, dude.
We're gonna get her on the phone to find out
who she thinks is sending your flowers. War the Roses
is next with John Jaye Rich, John.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
J John jay and Rich in the morning.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Let's go, John Jaye Rich in the middle of War
the Roses. You got Nathan. He thinks his wife is
cheating on him because her dad called him. How long
you guys been married? Nathan for three years? Now? Okay,
let's do it. You ready, Kyle? I'm ready?

Speaker 9 (12:22):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Hi, is Carolyne available?

Speaker 10 (12:25):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, speaking, Oh perfect.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
So my name is Sheila. I'm with a new company.
We're called Jane or Flowers, and I have some really
good news for you. I also have, like, you know,
like something that I'm hoping you can help me with
because it's like my first week here and I've already
messed up a couple of times, so I'm.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Hoping you're can help me out.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
So the great news for you, Caroline is that somebody
is trying to send you a beautiful bouquet of flowers.
It's our pure passion bouquet, So someone who's got their
eye on you and wants to definitely impress you and
woo you a little bit. My problem is, I'm hoping
you can help me. So is there anybody that you
think would be sending you like a very romantic I

(13:06):
mean I call them sexy there they are gorgeous flowers.
Just so I can make sure you get the right card.

Speaker 11 (13:13):
Yeah, sorry, what company is this again?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
G and our Flowers.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
We're kind of new.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
If you haven't heard of us, it's it's a whole thing.
But yeah, and and like I said, I'm new here too,
so I'm just like hoping to keep my job and
I'm so sorry, but like you're still surprised, right, Like
someone's sending you flowers?

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this is this is wild.

Speaker 11 (13:32):
Okay, well okay, there's there is someone that comes to
mind that would potentially send me flowers.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Okay, yeah, uh his name is Jacob.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Jacob Jacob.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
Yeah, your boss, Jacob, you're sending flowers? Do you think
you're getting flowers from your boss?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Not me?

Speaker 7 (13:53):
Your husband?

Speaker 11 (13:55):
Nathan? I I'm so sorry, what, like, are you pudding
now you're on the radio.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
You just said your boss Jacob live on the radio.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah, wore the roses.

Speaker 11 (14:10):
Okay, all right, listen, there's there's been a mistake. This
is I don't know what this is a mistake. Yeah,
I thought, hopothetically if someone I don't know, Nathan, Like,
I don't even know what's going on right now.

Speaker 7 (14:23):
Carolyn, are you cheating on me with your boss?

Speaker 11 (14:27):
Hey, listen, calm down.

Speaker 9 (14:28):
You're clearly upset. Okay, Like this is not.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
I don't tell me to calm down, because if you
were lying me, sneak around behind my back and cheating
on me with your boss, that it is absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
Dave listen.

Speaker 11 (14:40):
Can we just talk about this in private, like to adults, please,
like we don't need to.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
No?

Speaker 7 (14:47):
You sneak around with your boss is not adult or mature.
Your thing? You were down with him. You weren't around
behind my back while I was at home, and.

Speaker 11 (14:56):
I'm not sitting around behind babe. It's not even like okay,
all right, can I just came to hear me out
for just one second?

Speaker 7 (15:04):
You want me to hear you out? You know who
I had to hear? Yes, your dad who called me.
Your dad called me and told me that he thought
that you were cheating on me.

Speaker 10 (15:12):
And clearly you know my dad s nile.

Speaker 11 (15:14):
You can okay, all right, Well okay, yeah, my dad
knows so much. Okay, are you gonna like really believe
my dad or are you gonna listen to me?

Speaker 7 (15:22):
Well, he warned me because he actually cares about me,
unlike you.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Let her explain and all right, okay.

Speaker 9 (15:29):
I care about you.

Speaker 11 (15:30):
Listen, Okay. Sometimes sometimes and it's not even like that,
Jacob and I have deep meaning school conversations and sometimes it's.

Speaker 12 (15:38):
Hard to read you.

Speaker 11 (15:40):
I mean, look helps that you are with me right now?
I mean not to turn this around.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
But Babe, like look helps that you are.

Speaker 11 (15:46):
It's hard to talk to you sometimes, and Jacob is
always there for me.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Oh, I don't like that at all.

Speaker 7 (15:53):
I thought maybe he could.

Speaker 9 (15:54):
Send me flowers. I don't know, this.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Is absolutely ridiculous. I feel completely betray.

Speaker 11 (16:02):
I couldn't tell you, okay, I couldn't tell you the
last time that my very own husband had sent me flowers.
So yeah, I got a little bit excited about that,
aside from telling him to send me flowers or bring
me flowers, or to remind him on special holidays. Yes,
it gets to be annoying. So you have no right
to get up sat with me right now, Babe, you
have no right. I don't even know why we're talking

(16:22):
about it on this platform, honestly, Babe.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Let's go around the room real quickly. What do you
guys say? Do you think she's having an affair with
her boss Kyle? What do you think?

Speaker 6 (16:29):
No, that's what I said.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
What I think.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
I think she's having an emotional affair. If it's crossed
the physical line yet or not. I don't think we
have like you know, we don't have a smoking gun
on that.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
What do you think Peyton.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, I think. I mean, if you're having deep emotional
conversations with a man that's not your husband, I think
that's incredibly inappropriate. And honestly, I think an emotional affair
might be a little worse than a physical affair. Really,
I think a physical affair sometimes people will cheat just
because they need to get.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Some say it louder paid, No, I do.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
I mean, that's that's a thing, you know what I mean,
like people make decisions and they do that.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
Laugh about this, Well, my life is being put on display.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Look, I'm sorry, that's not what we were trying to Well,
the first name on your mind wasn't your husband, it
was your boss. That that would be Carolyn.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
And to be asked, you mean for.

Speaker 11 (17:16):
Any of this to happen, I mean it, I didn't.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
I'm I'm just.

Speaker 12 (17:21):
I just see, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Oh so now you're admitting it that you got caught,
because guess what, this is ridiculous. You're busted. And I
hope Jacob was worth it because he destroyed everything we had.
I'm absolutely not Jake.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Oh my god, she's correcting him on.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
The about chips are complicated and this is messy, and
you obviously have stuff to work out. I feel like
we did what we set out to do, Nathan and
found out something for you.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Like I know, like you probably have your reasons.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
You can explain him to him, but I just feel
I feel awkward, like being a part of.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
This me too.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
She can Jacob for emotional support. Animal I'm done, Like,
good luck with him, Carolyn, because you're all.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Right, Well, thank you both for going on the air
with us today.

Speaker 9 (18:17):
Yeah, thanks, thanks a lot.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
You got it. Yeah, hold on the line. Hold on.
That's for the Roses with John Jay and Rich Christmas Wish.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Stop just yelling at the radio.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Call us eight seven seven nine one four seven. Peyton
tell us about Ali.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
So.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Ali is one of my friends from back in college,
and I got on TikTok one day and next thing
you know, she has like a million followers on there,
and so I'm like following her. I'm like, what the heck?

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Girl.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
So she's this huge content creator and she does like
a lot of the things on TikTok shop. So she'll
buy things on TikTok shop and then she'll basically post
videos about it and then you can kind of buy
from her little shop or whatever.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
But she also works for chickto it actually works.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
For TikTok, like they fly her out. She all types
of like content brand stuff. So she's really cool.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
So we have questions for her about all the TikTok news. Hey, Ali,
how are you?

Speaker 12 (19:07):
I'm good, good morning.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
How are you So you like get a paycheck from TikTok?

Speaker 12 (19:11):
Yeah, So I've worked with them, Like I'm not a
corporate employee, but I've worked with them for over over
two and a half almost three years now. They've started
a couple of data programs inside TikTok that they've invited
me to like test out and try out. So I've
been working directly with them for about two and a
half three years now. So it's been it's been quite
a right.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
So what do you think about the ban and all that?

Speaker 12 (19:34):
Honestly, it was absolutely terrifying. I was one of those
people who were like optimistic. I was like, this is
not going to happen, like and the thing is on
the TikTok employee side, it was all And I had
just got back from China.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
I was just in in China with.

Speaker 12 (19:48):
TikTok, and so I had just flown back on I
think it was like the sixteenth and when I was there,
I had dinner with the TikTok beauty team and it
was all like business as normal, no mention of the
band at all, Like everyone was like tight lipped, seemed optimistic.
And then I get back home and then it actually happened.

(20:08):
So it was really like talking to see and it
was just not really expected from any of our side,
whether it be the creator side or the TikTok side.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
So you as a creator for TikTok for your own account,
I'm assuming if TikTok's flying you out to China, you
must make some serious bank as far as social media goes, right, Yeah,
So I.

Speaker 12 (20:28):
Have three accounts on TikTok. I do like fashion and
beauty and food, and they're all kind of separate channels.
I do TikTok Shop, like Payton said, and I also
do like some back end stuff advertising for them. So
I work more so like on the marketing side. But
I've just been in it for a while and I'm
like kind of deep in it to where anything that's

(20:50):
new in TikTok I'm kind of involved in. And so
with this whole band, like especially since I was a
beta tester of TikTok Shop when that was a thing
there has I've seen so many businesses grow from TikTok Shop.
There's so many countless business that have started from working
out of people's garages and now they have these huge
warehouses that I've toured, and I've seen all the employees

(21:11):
that they're being able to hire because of TikTok shop,
going from a two person team to over like a
six hundred person team, and then now they do like
ninety five percent of their business on TikTok and a
local band. So it's it's crazy. I think. Not only
like if this band eventually does you know, seventy five
days from now, does go into effect, not only is

(21:33):
it affecting there's like one point three million content creators
that are on the app, but not only them, it's
affecting the businesses in their employees who started these huge
warehouses because of TikTok. Is what's going to happen to
them if TikTok goes away and they have to fire
all six hundred of their employees. And that's just one
business and there's over seventy million on the app.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I was kind of wondering about what you're talking about,
because probably when they started investigating this, the TikTok wasn't
a thing like commerce when they're like, hey, this could
be a threat to national security. But now that is
generating cash. I wonder if they had the second guest, like, okay,
whatever it was, it is sort of morphed into something

(22:13):
much bigger than that now where we're affecting the livelihoods
of thousands of thousands of people.

Speaker 12 (22:19):
Yeah, and not to mention, they have TikTok has offices.
I think they have like six locations in the US.
There's one in New York, there's one in La there's
one in San Jose. So they have all these like
corporate offices and they're beautiful. They're like, you know, fifty
floors high, and they house all these corporate employees and

(22:39):
even them. I was talking to them the other day
and I'm like, so are you going to work on Monday?
And everyone's like, okay, Monday's a holiday, but Tuesday, like
we don't know, like do we show up to the office.
And I saw like a whole bunch of employees making
like final day at TikTok videos and I'm like we
can still hold out. Guys, you are still going to
go back to work on Tuesday. It was really scary.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Hey, let me ask you this. My TikTok account got
deleted two years ago because I posted a video of
a guy bending over and showing his butt crack, and
they actually got rid of my account. I don't know why.
I think I have a bunch of haters anyway that
were complaining about everything I posted. Since you're so high
in the corporate world, can you get it back?

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Can you talk at the end?

Speaker 12 (23:18):
Could you talk to some connects for you. I'll get
some connects for you that they might not give you
back your last video, but they might give you back
your account.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I would love that if you could do that for me.
Because I had like thirty to forty thousand followers. I
was I was making I wasn't making money, but I
mean I was like making content and now I start
a new one. It's like kind of depressing. Do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (23:36):
No, it's like it's not the same, right.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's like there's lack of motivation to put work into
a posting a video. If I have five hundred followers,
does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
You know?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
What I mean. Yeah, absolutely, if you could help me,
that'd be So it was under John J. Van As,
that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Thanks John Jay, I'll put the Okay, that's serious.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
So what is the biggest amount of money, the largest
amount of money you've made in one month with millions
of followers.

Speaker 12 (24:01):
Oh, it's it's more than you could even imagine, just
because I know that TikTok is not a for sure thing.
So all these people who are like, oh my gosh,
like these all these poor content creators like complaining about
losing their job. Of course, you know, when you lose
your job, you don't have a backup right away, Like
you don't expect to lose your job like this. So
I didn't have a backup. But the money that I've made,

(24:22):
I've been really smart on investing, and you know, I
have my my money that I've earned make money because
all the people I've taught tons of people how to
do TikTok shop before, all the people that I've taught
and like, you never know how long this is gonna last.
And I've said that for the last two years, and
people would always roll their eyes at me. And now
you know, my best friend Tory and I'm like, see,
I told you you never know how long it's going

(24:42):
to last.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Your account kind of go to.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
So I have my my biggest one is at Influenced
Queen's and then my food one is a Lord of Beauty.
So I have a couple that are different. But last
year was the year that I made the most into
stok shop and I that's because it was the first
year that it was really a thing and they were
doing crazy Black Friday sales. But you know, Blast Friday,

(25:07):
I brought in for small businesses over two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Oh my girls, correct me, Yeah, I'm wrong, Like Dent, Like,
aren't you like the number one seller on TikTok shop,
Like you make the most revenue, Like you are the
it girl when it comes to TikTok shop.

Speaker 12 (25:22):
I'm the number one TikTok shop affiliate in the US.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Curt That's wow, That's so cool.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Isn't that crazy? I'm like in Ali, Like we were
just in Mexico a couple of years ago, and I'm
just thrown up tequila shots.

Speaker 12 (25:33):
Look at you now, girl, I know it's like you
never think and I've always like had a hustle and
a drive, but it's more so like finding things, like
seeing the next opportunity, and a lot of people, like
in the social media world, are super like scared to
dive into something new. And this is a great example,
Like you know, everyone was like, what happens with the
TikTok bands? Then I'm like, well, I'll dive into something else.

(25:54):
So it's all about pivoting and finding, you know, where
people are going to social media and not being afraid
to like take that leap before everyone else, because that's
kind of how I've gotten into it, you know, before
the flood goes.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Respect the pivot.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Okay, I just started. I just started following you. It.
I just started following you. So you'll see an account
called jj tv reviews five hundred and eighty nine followers,
and you're gonna be like, oh, I can't wait to
see these TV reviews. It was a small, short, little phase.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
I went through all you've already done. I thought you
just started it.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
This month, I reviewed like two TV shows and I
was done. Look, that's very cool. I thank you so
much for jumping on every with us and clearing it up.
I hope you're around in seventy five days.

Speaker 12 (26:34):
I know, hey, and if I'm not, I'm gonna kick
seventy five days. I'm gonna work as hard as I
can and I'm gonna figure it out in the seventy
five days. I'm not going down with the ship. Okay,
I'm gonna jump off before it's done.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Very smart, all right, thanks for jumping on there with.
Let's have a great day, No problem.

Speaker 12 (26:48):
You guys do, but bade money my John, Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I gotta taste some embarrassing I was. I got asked
to be the MC at this stem Cell seminar in
Cabo right a long time ago. I said, I do it.
It's it's next week. And now, as I normally, you know,
I get anxious and I'm nervous and I don't want
to do it. And I was supposed to be on
a zoom with fourteen people on Thursday. And I remember

(27:17):
it was after the show, and I remember, you know,
I got this treadmill int here and I was on
the treadmill and I was like, I can't believe on
the treadmill right now, I feel like I should be
doing something. Realized I was supposed to do something. So
I pull up in my doctor's office. She's on the
zoom too. She's co hosting the event with me, and
I walk in and a lot because that's where my

(27:38):
the gym is where I work out. And I walk
in and she's like, you weren't on the call. I
was like, what call. She's like the zoom. I'm like,
oh my god, I totally forgot. So anyway, this is
on Thursday. So they send me they recorded it. It's
twenty minutes long, and they send it to me last night.
So now I'm on it. I can watch it and
listen to whatever I was supposed to pay attention to. Right,

(27:59):
So I press play to watch a video, and the
first like five to eight minutes is them waiting for me.
Oh my god, it's terrible. It's so terrible. Well, he
should be here in a second. That's another thing. I
was gonna say, why don't text me? But I got already.
Hear say, but I'm not your secretary. So I was like,
I had it in my calendar too. I just never
looked at my calendar.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
So well, why do you why do you not use
your calendar? You need that, you need to use the calendar.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Hey, but put things, put things when they're supposed to
happen in your calendar.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I don't know. It was just it was just terrible.
So I got to do this thing. So now there's
this email going back and forth and and it's next
It's next weekend in Cabo and like Gary Breca's there, right,
and a handful of people and it sold out. Like
that's the cool part. But now, like, I don't feel
comfortable on stage. I hate it more than anything in
the world. I don't think I have the right words

(28:51):
to say. I give it. Friday. Rich and I had
did an event on Friday at the Bear Jackson thing. Right.
It's Rich and me. I mean, if there's anything we
could do, introduce bands, right, that's what we can do.
I could do that. I can't MC a stem cell clinic,
a stem cell thing right. So Rich and I go
to Part Jackson and it's we have to bring on
three bands, right, two local bands, and then Sammy Hagar,

(29:14):
who was the lead singer Van Halen. We get up
there and I go, we have stacks of stuff they
want us to say, and I'm just like, and then
you know, I said to Rich, so I'm gonna say
we're John Jay and Rich. You do the rest and
he's like, got it, and you're so great, right, you
just toss it to Rich and he does this great intro.
It's freaking fantastic. The place goes nuts. We walk off
the stage. They're like, we need you back in half

(29:35):
an hour to produce the second band. All right, we go.
We go back on the stage. I say, hey, thanks
for coming out where John Jay and Rich? And then
Rich does his thing and just just the way he
introduced this band was so freaking cool, and he was
like I was like, I was so pumped for the band. Right,
So we walk off stage and the guy goes, that's
not the band. It was a DJ. It was a

(29:58):
girl named Kimmy Kim. So this Kimmy Kim is up
on stage and she's spinning and they're like, oh my god,
that's not because the way he introduced the band was
just so epic.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
I read a little too far ahead in my brain. Yeah,
I was a couple of paragraphs ahead.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
So then it was like, go back up there and
I go to Rich, good, just do introduce Kimming Kim.
So she's spinning and she's doing her thing, and Rich
gets up there. He's like, so put your hands, Kimmy
kid whatever. It was great, right then we then an
hour later we introduced the Bright Band and he did
the exact same metro and it was great. And then
we introduced Sammy Hagar, which was great. So in other words,
I need you to come to Cobbo with.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah bands I could do. I don't know if I
have the aptitude for stem Cell speak.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
The whole Miss Arizona pageant.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, you're a great Like I don't do. I think
people think sometimes because we're here that we could host
events and stuff. I'm not good at that and want
I want to make sure that the people know that
in Cabo that this isn't what I do. You know
what I mean? Like I like, I don't like, I
don't under stand there. Like at the event on Friday,
I was just standing there at one point where Rich
was talking and I could see people taking pictures and
I saw some of the JumboTron and I was like

(31:02):
standing stupid, and I was like, oh God, what's going on.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
You did great, The people loved you.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Is it a public speaking that like freaks you out?
Or is it standing in front of people?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
It's both both like I'm in the little room with
you guys in here. That's fine, but this is what
we do. I don't mc events. I don't. I can't
stand it.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's good to get be a fish out of water,
I think because it makes the other stuff get better too.
So I think you should do things that you're uncomfortable doing.
It makes you better at all.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
These I'm uncomfortable here every day. Call eight seven seven
nine three seven one o four seven. It's John Jane
ree Nick, our producer in the studio. Lot's going on
with him, stuff that I think extremely relatable. Sometimes it's not,
which makes it more relatable. What's happening? Uh? Okay, guys,

(31:53):
So specifically and this is so.

Speaker 13 (31:54):
My my daughter is four years old and she just
started a new gymnastics.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
She loves it, right, what an entrepreneur, I know. I mean,
it's just so great, isn't it. Yeah, she started on
her own. She's got about six students. No, so.

Speaker 13 (32:11):
We're three weeks in and I'm typically the parent that
takes her. Now every she goes two times a week.
There's this mom there, very nice. I have no problems
with her, right, very welcoming as they come in as
a as a new parent to this, to the to
this experience for their children, except for the fact that

(32:35):
I hate her. Why when was the last time you
had your phone on loud?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I don't know if I'm expecting something. If I'm expecting
like a call from someone, I don't want to miss it,
I'll turn on my ringer.

Speaker 13 (32:47):
Really h yeah, yeah, so roughly like twenty fifteen, right,
is the last time you had your ringer on loud?
And so, like we're in this like tiny room, and
every week that we're there, the each day she gets
a phone call and it's so loud. Now I can
also forgive the loud ring except for what the ring

(33:09):
tone is again seems a little outdated.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I've got it up there rich.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Hello, Moto, no way.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Couple things she didn't want to answer your phone because.

Speaker 10 (33:25):
You're like, he's in two thousand and seven.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Is that the last time you heard that? Because that
feels like it to me.

Speaker 13 (33:35):
Secondly, the woman has an iPhone, So you have a
thousand options on what you can set as your ringtne
as loud as you can possibly make it, but you
choose something so long ago. And when I was writing
this this down I'm thinking, like, look, if she had
like a Motorola Razorberrier, I would get it and I'd

(33:59):
be like, man, and that's pretty cool. You've got a
twenty five year old phone.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
It's cool that she sought up the ring.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Actually know what I think it is. It's probably her kids.
Like I put my mom, my mom. I took a
ring tone and I put it on booty booty, booty,
booty booty everywhere, and I had it turned up loud,
and she had no idea how to turn it down.
She had, and everywhere she went it was louder in
hell every And I would call her for fun just
to know that she would panic, and she would be
in a panic to answer the phone. So I mean
she's got one kid in gymnastics, right, yeah, so she

(34:27):
might have another kid. It's like screwed with the mom's phone,
my kids screwed with my wife's phone. Is still to
this day, there's things in there that are just awful.

Speaker 13 (34:36):
But if my phone makes any noise, I'm immediately embarrassed
by it.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Like but to have it it's so loud, it's probably
like if she takes a long time to answer it,
that's the thing. Like, have you heard someone with a
ring tone really loud? And they're like, you sit there,
You're like, whose phone is that? Whose phone is that?
It's been ringing for a while and it's a unique
ring like that, And then a sudden you see the
person go, oh, that's my phone.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, she's probably heard it so much she's almost deaf
to it now.

Speaker 13 (34:59):
She always, I mean, it always gets through the Hello
moto in about.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
One again, I would not answer my phone.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Hold it up.

Speaker 10 (35:12):
One, she answered, iPhone. It's great. It gets less peppy
than like ninth time you've heard it.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Get into this this Facebook account that your wife's into
that you're.

Speaker 13 (35:30):
Saying, Yeah, I don't know, guys, I have no control
over anything in my world ever, So there's this, I
guess in every little area there's a Facebook account for
the specific areas called buy Nothing, and it's basically how
I can surmise, it is just moms trying to get
rid of stuff. And it works because you have to

(35:54):
be accepted to the account. It has to be you know,
you have to be vetted. Well, my wife, God bless her,
you guys. She finds this giant playground set right for
the kids. She finds it on Buy Nothing and it's
this it's this like dome thing and it's like all
bars and my kids love climbing. So she was like,
can you go pick it up? And I was like,

(36:16):
well sure, I mean that's that's fine. I'm a I'm
a great husband, so that's what I can. I can
handle that. I have to go to a stranger's house.
Pass yeah, And I was like, I have to do.
It's four minutes from here, come on. And so she's
been going back and forth with this woman all day.
Finally there she's like, oh, yeah, my husband's home, now
send him over. So I go over and I'm you know,

(36:38):
I got a little pep in my step because I'm
doing my good deed of the day. And the first
thing the woman tells me as I'm walking in is
I'm so glad you're here. I think this piece of
playground equipment was going to make my husband and I
get divorced.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
And I was like, okay, that's fun.

Speaker 13 (36:57):
Now she runs an in home daycare, so you would
think playground equipment necessary.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (37:02):
I walk into the backyard and I am not exaggerating.
It's a thousand pieces. It's like all broken down and
they're all like steel bars.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
So it's like, also, they.

Speaker 13 (37:16):
Hadn't complete completely taken it apart yet, so I had
to bring my own tools and then also take the.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Rest of this thing apart or is it something?

Speaker 13 (37:29):
Yeah, I mean you would think this thing like in
the picture that they sent it was like it looks nice.
Apparently it's the first one that was ever distributed to
the community, like nine, hold on a second.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Take this call hello motto.

Speaker 10 (37:48):
And then the husband comes out and he's like, thank
you so much for I hate it so much.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Why why? I I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe it's
because maybe you never put it together, never see pictures
of a complete.

Speaker 13 (38:04):
Yeah, they said they sent a picture of a complete
of a stock photo. And I have to be specific
about it because I was like, okay, so if I
take it all apart, how am I going to get
back to get you have instructions? And they're like, oh no,
don't worry about it, we'll send you a picture. And
I was like, that is probably not going to be helpful.
I'm not the spoiler, guys, the handiest person in the

(38:26):
world anyway, and you just hand me a thousand bars
with strip screws and whatever else.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
I'm completely do you need.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
To put back up on the buy nothing group?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
And well no, it's still in the back.

Speaker 13 (38:45):
Yeah, and she now she has recruited neighbors to come
over this weekend apparently to put it together.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
You need to find build something for nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, Grant, Grant, what if I mean, I'm just saying,
what if it's cursed? Like what if we I mean
they're gonna get divorced because of this playground? So what
if it's like a Stephen King type scenario the monkeys? Yeah, exactly.
You get it, you.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Get it home, and all of a sudden it comes alive.
You have seven days to build it or you die.
We're here, We're getting there.

Speaker 13 (39:16):
In the eternal bottle of morning show supremacy, we are
one of them.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
It's John, Jay and Rich. A video of a woman
in Indonesia's trending after she managed to get her nose
ring cut in the back of an office chare. We
talked about this the other day, so the timing for
this could be better. You want to get into the
silly ways you've ever injured yourself and Peyton, you could
totally relate to the nose ring thing right totally.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
That sounds so painful.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven Megan,
what is a silly way that you injured yourself?

Speaker 14 (39:49):
Hey, guys, So you know those big stainless steel water
bottles that they're like, you know, they keep the water
cold inside for hours.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
So I had a big thirty two.

Speaker 14 (40:00):
Ounce water bottle and I have dropped it before and
like dented it and it tipped my tile. But one
day I was carrying it and it's full of water
and ice and I dropped it on my big toe
and oh my gosh, the pain was real.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
I broke my.

Speaker 14 (40:20):
Toe from this dang water bottle. Those things are a weapon,
and I I have I'm an r nurse and I've
never understood people to come in for stupid things. But man,
I was so close to going in because it was
so painful my toes that my toenail fell off and
it was black for.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Like four months. Right, those waters for my vacation. Yeah,
they can stand fires. So it's like, I can imagine
what it would do to your toe, yeah, d.

Speaker 14 (40:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, you have a lot of nerves there.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Did your toenail grow back?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I hope it grew.

Speaker 14 (41:03):
Up like underneath it was really weird, like I had
two toenails, yes, and then my toail lady like cut
it off, and I was like, what the heck? It
was so weird.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
It's like the making of a supervillain.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Right.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Well, thanks for sharing that story, Megan. Thanks guys, let
me too, Laurie, tell us a silly way you hurt yourself.

Speaker 15 (41:27):
My son one time he had a giant tree branch.
He was waving it around and I went out and
I grabbed it to take it away from him so
he didn't hurt himself. Well, instead, I poked myself on
the eye with the tree branch, which is what I
was trying to avoid him doing.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
That's what happens. That's always funny until somebody has a
tree hanging out there.

Speaker 15 (41:50):
Absolutely absolutely.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I was reading some of these comments, Laurie. Uh. This
person said, someone who was riding their bike got distracted
when they saw a cute puppy and crashed into a mailbox.
Someone tried to walk down a set of stairs with
roller skates on and needed ten stitches in their knee.
These are silly, silly ways. This person said. I stood
on a beach ball and fell into a coffee table.

(42:15):
A woman was washing her face in the shower, shoved
her pinky upper nose and got a nosebleed.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Ouch. Why would you.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Probably by stakes, I've actually done that while drinking. You
know those little tiny straws they put in the tiny
your coffee. I was trying to make eye contact while
Stacy was telling me a story, and I took a
drink and it went right up home.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Ou Laurie, thank you so much for calling in and
listening to the show. Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
I broke three of my toes at one time. Bye.
I was standing on like an elliptical, and I had
no shoes on, and I was only standing on one
side of the elliptical, and so one of my foot
was up and it got stuck in the back of
the wheel of the elliptical. I broke all three of
them on my pinky toe up until my middle toe.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
You had to be screaming that, how do you fix
that with a cast?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
No, I had to wear a boot, and my dad
was pissed because I was I couldn't play basketball. He
was so mad at me.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
He was so mad. He wore a boot and it's
straightened out your toes.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
It just it takes the pressure off of it. Like yeah,
because I didn't need a cast. I mean it's a
broken toads whatever, but really do like you can't do
anything on it. So I just wore a boot for
like three weeks.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Three toes.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
What's the silliest way you ever injured yourself? Eight seven
seven nine three seven one four seven More of your
calls next with John jine Rich god Rich for getting
into the silliest way you ever injured yourself eight seven
seven nine three seven four seven Hi Avery, Hi, Okay.

Speaker 16 (43:41):
So for some context, it was my best friend's twenty
first birthday, and so I had driven up to Flagstaff
on a Monday night and then I was gonna surprise her,
but my other friend I had come into the room
and I was so excited to be there. So I
went to give her a hug, and as I swung
my arm around her net, I chipped my tooth on

(44:03):
my phone and so my front tooth got split in half,
and so I couldn't do anything about it. So I
had to go out to all the bars the rest
of the night with half of my tooth missing.

Speaker 7 (44:16):
Could you feel it?

Speaker 16 (44:19):
Yeah? It hurt. It felt like it was super sensitive
and I kept having to like stick the straw through
the hole in my tooth. Oh it was so bad.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
It was so bad.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
But like, what a trooper are? You just still want
to go out for your friend's twenty first birthday when
you're in pain, you look crazy? You're a good friend.

Speaker 16 (44:35):
Oh my gosh. I just couldn't stop laughing about it,
Like it was just the weirdest situation. We couldn't find
the tooth. So there's half of a tooth on the
floor somewhere and my best friend apartment still.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
So were you like at the bar, were like thanky,
Oh yeah, yeah, thank you, Chelsea. Silly way you hurt yourself.

Speaker 8 (44:59):
So I used to we get a doctor's office, and
I used to open up the doctor's office every morning.
And so this one time I was opening up the blinds,
getting you know, the sunshine in, and I just tripped.
I literally just took a step trip and fell and
I was like, oh my gosh, I was screaming. I
was the only one in the doctor's office, and then
all of a sudden, the doctor came in from you know,

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coming in, and he was like.

Speaker 14 (45:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (45:22):
And I was like, I brought I think I broke
my ankle, because I'm very prone to twisting and breaking
my ankle, and so sure enough he rolled me over
to the hospital right across and it was broken. And
I ended up going back to work that same day
because I was young and dumb and thought, oh my god, like,
if I have to go home, they're going to fire me.
And so I worked with a broken ankle.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Wow, the fact that your boss has let you stay there,
like I would hope they'd be like, go rest up
from you.

Speaker 8 (45:52):
Yeah, it's so crazy. They still made me work because
I was the only m A for a specific doctor
medical assistant for a specific doctor. So I just hobbling
around crying and pain and then finally, like towards the
end of the day, I ended up going home and stay.

Speaker 12 (46:06):
Home for the rest of the week.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Well got you, okay, thanks for sharing that story with this, Chelsea.

Speaker 8 (46:10):
Before I let you go, my kids want to say hi?
Can they say Hi?

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (46:18):
I've been listening.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I think I was one and now I'm.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Nine, smart, brilliant, so much.

Speaker 14 (46:27):
We love you guys.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Thanks for listening. Bye, Kathy, silly way you hurt yourself.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
You know, when you're young and you're kind of short
and you can see everybody doing all these tall kid things.
So I tried to jump up and hit the top
of the door jam like my brother always did. I
had socks on. I jumped as hard as I could.
My feet flipped up from under me, and I smashed
her right into the side of the door and got
a concussion.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Oh that visual, though.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Very relatable.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Tried to do it, Cassandra, silly way, you hurt yourself.

Speaker 17 (46:59):
A few weeks ago, my husband and I went out
to the desert and went shooting. Everything went great, except
just you cannot count on me in the zombie apocalypse.
I have no aim. As we were cleaning up and
taking the the stands down, I slipped in the sand
and caught my finger and I brooke the tip of
my middle finger.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I'd like to get into a shooting accident zombie podcast,
but my husband made peg silly way, you hurt yourself?

Speaker 14 (47:34):
Hi there, So this actually just happened on Friday.

Speaker 18 (47:36):
My husband works from home and his feet are always cold,
so I bought him those new sweatpants that have feed
in them, like you had when you were.

Speaker 15 (47:43):
Like a toddler.

Speaker 18 (47:44):
And he's a big guy. He's like six to like
three hundred and fifty pounds ish, And he decided to
do his best impression of Chris Farley and Beverly Hills Ninja,
which you know is exactly what you'd expect.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
It to be.

Speaker 18 (47:57):
And he hyper expended his toes so much that he
couldn't walk, and so he missed my son's entire baseball
tournament this weekend.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Some damage.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
She really got into that, that part, acting out that part.

Speaker 18 (48:12):
He really did get into it.

Speaker 14 (48:15):
So thank god he.

Speaker 9 (48:16):
Works from home.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, a visual a teletubby the way she.

Speaker 15 (48:22):
Exactly exactly, Hi.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Thank you. Unbelievable. Here, listen to this. There's a couple
on this list. A guy waxed his floor, tried to
the tom Cruise Slide from Risky Business and didn't stop
and busted his hip on his door.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Friend, Oh, he went far.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
A woman was singing part of Your World from Little Mermaid?
Do you know that song? At a karaoke bar. She
got way into it and tore her a cl Oh,
dang it, SHAWNA silly way you hurt yourself? Hello, Hi,
go ahead, you're on the air.

Speaker 19 (48:53):
Hi, So I was. I had just gotten out of
a shower and I was cleaning out my nostrils with
a que tip, and I had just taken off acrylic fingernails,
so my fingernails were super thin and sharp, and my
pinky was out and I scratched the skin off of
my eyeball. You could literally see the skin hanging off

(49:15):
my eyeball.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
First of all, I didn't know eyeballs had skin, So
this is new.

Speaker 19 (49:22):
Well, whatever the surfaces of your eyeball, that's what was
hanging off with.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Then why not just blow your nose? Why are you
using a cue tip?

Speaker 19 (49:29):
Well I did that in the shower, but of course
I had to, you know, clean out and it was there.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Then you use a tissue. I would take a cute tip.
I would never put a cute I mean, don't get
me wrong, A great for cleaning out your nose. I've
never I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm going to
try that. I've always just blown my nose. It's great.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Wow, can you are your eyes better? Now? Did it
grow back?

Speaker 7 (49:48):
Well?

Speaker 19 (49:48):
Yeah, it's fine. Now I do have some star tissue
on it, but I can see fine. But but yeah,
it was it was horrible.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
It was so painful.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Thank you for sharing that story with the Shauna.

Speaker 19 (49:59):
Well, Charlotte, but you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Shaw.

Speaker 15 (50:01):
What is it Charlotte?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Oh Charlotte. Okay, sorry Shaw, Charlotte. Well drive safe, Thanks
for listening.

Speaker 15 (50:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yesterday, my son Dutch and I went to go get sushi.
And next to the sushi place is a wax place.
I can't remember the name of it. And it was late,
and I go, it was like six fifteen or six,
and I go, I go go inside, order sushi. I'll
be right back. He goes, all right, what are you
gonna do? I go, I'll be right back, and I lean,
I walk and I go, hey, can I get a

(50:29):
nose wax in your ear wax in about forty five minutes?
And lady goes, our last deployments is seven forty five,
but we can get you in right now. And I go, Okay,
I'm gonna go, tell myself to go make sure you
order the sushi, and i'd be right back. And I
run back and I go, Dutch, I'm gonna get my
nose wax. I'll be right back. Just order the sushi ordered.
I'll be right back, and he's like what And I
run right and then he waxed. They waxed my nose

(50:49):
in my ears really really quick. And I walk back
and all the sushi's already out, and I was like,
what a way to go? Yeah? I was like, ware
to go? Man? That just changes everything.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Perfect timing.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
It was great. If you have any other ones, shoot
us a call eight seven seven nine four seven or
DM John j VanNess. It's John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 13 (51:07):
We want you to be part of the show. Call
us eight seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Get on the air with John Jay and Rich. Text
out text JJR what and whatever's on your mind? The
ninety six eight ninth three and we got a text
from Madison and I just called her. I said, I
woke her up and I was like, Madison, I'm calling
you about your text, and she goes, what did I
text you about? But do you remember now.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Madison, Yes, very much?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
What did you text us about?

Speaker 5 (51:40):
David Lambert from the show The Fosters out on ABC
Family a couple of years ago followed me and my
private my Instagram profiles private, and so he followed me.
He watched my stories and then I went to go
look on him, and I noticed that he immediately unfollowed me,
and I was like, no, my heart, I didn't even

(52:00):
get to DM and and.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Your text was, have you ever had a celebrity crush
follow you on Instagram? I did today David Lambert from
The Foster's TV Show request to follow me, and you said,
I about died.

Speaker 5 (52:15):
Yeah, because I love him and I needed to start
a d M with him and like then have like
a relationship.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, that's what's next.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Hilarious, But that was next.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
He didn't like what he saw. He saw like kids
and not me being pretty.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
And.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Like, what's the theory on how he ended? Because it
takes a lot of work to follow someone who's private,
you know, and go out and seek you and be like, oh,
I want to see So you think he was just
scrolling and thought maybe your little circle icmpinion is great
and then didn't like what you saw.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
On your profra.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Yeah, because it's happened before, had multiple like c lists.
Celebrities do that to me.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Okay, like who else give us another clister?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Okay, somebody from my Big Fat, Fabulous Life. I can't
remember who else it was.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
But are you, like is your profile picture like you
in a bikini or something like, is there what are
we missing?

Speaker 5 (53:06):
No, it's always no, it's always just my face.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
So why are you private?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Because sometimes I post political stuff and I don't want
my job to see like me hating on stuff.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Oh well, I can tell you this I had and
I bring this up because it just was brought up
to my attention yesterday. My son Dutch Loves is a
Brice Hall. Is that his name? Brice Hall? You even
talking about. He's an Instagram guy. He's a huge YouTuber.
He followed me on Instagram for a long time and
then now he doesn't follow me anymore. I don't know
what involved, but he was. He was at the inauguration
and he's like some huge TikTok YouTuber guy.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
But oh yeah, I remember now there's some people from
the Boys who followed me, like some hot guy from there.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
You've got a very consistent level of celebrity that follows you.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I know, very sea.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
But I got to say, to unfollow somebody for me,
it's a pretty it's a pretty big to do. It's yeah,
I mean I would I would rather just see what
they're I wouldn't care about it enough to unfollow.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Hey, it.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
So I wonder when you did that was so offensively?
Do you just have you just have kids? That's it,
just the fact that I think it's like I'm a.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Mom and I feel like every time people see that,
like I have selfies with a little boy, They're like,
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Back in my days, I had a Jaden Smith fan
page follow me and I fully thought that it was
Jaden Smith and I would post about it on Facebook.
I'd be like, oh yeah, Jane Smith followed me on Tumblr.
He definitely did not.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
My god, Well, Madison, thank you for texting and sharing
that with us.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Thanks guys, love you love me too. Bye bye bye.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (54:41):
If that last segment offended you, I am really really sorry.
Please email our management at your mom at iHeartRadio dot
your mom dot com.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
It's John Jay and Rich Luda. Good morning. What's up man?

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Hey John Dell?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Are you good man?

Speaker 4 (54:56):
How are you good? Good?

Speaker 7 (54:58):
So?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
I have a funny story someone that came across at
Colorado Springs Airport. It's a TSA agent.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
You you are a TSA agent.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
I was for two years eighteen to twenty and Colorado Springs. Yeah.
I was doing a backcheck on on this very handsome
man ended up being you. So you came through the scanner,
you and you alarmed in the groin area. Anyway, you
got like kind of justin Timberlake, stuff going on down there.

(55:28):
So needless to say, there's nothing going on.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
But the alarm were armed, sorry, alarmed.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
In the Yeah. And so turn out you needed a
back check. I called you over, Hey, John Jay, what's up?
Come over? Backcheck?

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Right?

Speaker 4 (55:45):
So it was a big bottle of lube or a
lotion something like that. Right, So, what's what's your favorite
kind of gum?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Five gum?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Five gum? Yeah, I'm doing your backcheck and you're like, oh,
it's so expensive, please don't please, don't throw it away.
It was like twenty ounces or some something crazy like that.
And what did I find? I found five gum, And
I got so distracted about vibing off five gum because
that's my favorite gum too, Right, So I ended up letting.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
You go with the lotion.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
It was something expensive, he kept saying it was. It
was expensive, Please don't talk to it. So I kind
of got distracted. He was very convincing.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
I'm trying to see if your story is true or not,
because I don't have lotion, Like I don't ever travel
with lotion. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Okay, it was yeah, No, it was probably I don't know,
let's say it was yeah, some kind of some kind
of cream or something that was that was too big?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Are was me?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Oh it was you? You you called retrover and You're like, hey,
this is this is Luda.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
So the ludiac I kind of do. And I I
feel like I know what it was.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I feel it like it was some shampoo that makes
your hair or grow or something like that.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Special shampoo. Okay, I get that, I could see that,
but like like lube or like lotion. No, I was
going to a Dinny party.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
No.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Hey, so you you being a TSA engine, did you
see have you seen lots of stuff? Did you catch
lots of things that were crazy in the two years?

Speaker 4 (57:24):
I mean a lot of sex toys.

Speaker 13 (57:27):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
It was about one hundred grand in cash that was
wrapped up in like the the like teas that you
get that I rolled up like thundershirts.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Yeah, I mean some stuff I can't say on the air,
but uh yeah it was a good time.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
So someone with a hundred grand they' getting through and
they get buzzed and you're like, oh, but you got
five gum go ahead?

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Hey it was John Day. I mean, come on, what's
funny is I let you go? Right? And I ended
up getting fired for that.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
No way, come on, okay, good l thank you. Christmas
Wish Christmas wish rich. What are the rules you have
with your wife to watch TV?

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Well, I don't have the rules. She has the rule.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
I have TV rules.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Well, so this is what happens. So take the show
Sex Life of College Girls. My wife was in the
bedroom watching I think The Challenge or Deal or No
Deal Island. She loves all the reality shows and I
just don't really get down unless I catch something. And
I'm kind of in a mood. So I went in
the start the Sex Live of College Girls because of Peyton.

(58:37):
I get five minutes in and this is a great show.
Stacey needs to see this. So we start watching it
and we're in the bedroom and she's like, here's the thing.
I'm kind of tired, So here's the rules. I don't
want you to watch any more of the show because
I'm interested in it, but I don't want to start
a new show that I'm going to be interested in
because I'm going to be up too late. So she
basically told me, here's what I want you to do.

(58:59):
Find one of your nerds shows that you can watch
that I am not interested in, because if I'm interested
in it, you have to stop.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Because she wants to watch it with you.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Yes, but I can't go any further. But I also
can't watch anymore without her, So I have to watch
something that's uninteresting for her. So what sci Fi, I guess,
is the only thing she doesn't care about. So I
don't understand how that works, because don't you need to
move forward with your shows to feel complete? Can't I
just go rogue? I mean I came in and told
her about it. I didn't have to tell her about

(59:27):
it at all. I could have just stayed out.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
In the room, because can you watch his sex Life
of College Girls without me? And I get mad every
single time?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
But she'll do it. She'll advance the show without me.
In fact, she'll watch whole series and she'll like, say
John Jay, like like Bad Sisters. I didn't see one
second of Bad Sisters, and she watched the whole season,
and she's talking about the whole thing, so she can
watch ahead of me, but I cannot watch ahead of her.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
My thing is with my wife. There are similar rules,
but I try to never get her involved in one
of my shows in case she presents that. So a
lot of times when I have to overrule and continue.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Watching, how do you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
How do you? It's work? This is for work. I
got to talk about this show on the air tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Culture I need any ready.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
I gotta talk about the show, which I gotta. I
gotta watch it. Like sometimes she sits down, I can
see her face. I'll look at her and I can
see my wife's profile and she's watching TV and I
can see her her head turn and I know, like
she learned sideways, and I'm like, oh god, she's getting
into this and I have to pause it and I'll
be like, hey, let's go do something, because I don't
want her to get involved in the show because then
I can't. It all happened. The last time this happened
was this movie. I started watching the jd Vance movie

(01:00:31):
He'll Billy Something. I started watching it, and then I
and we positive go. She goes, don't watch it anymore.
So I can watch you with you. We haven't watched it.
That was six seven, eight months ago, because because.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Have you had this where I'll be watching something and
my wife stays. He'll come in and she'll be like,
what do you want to do tonight? And I'll look
at her and I'm like, well, it's kind of late.
I'm kind of doing what i'd like to do. But
I think that's her way of saying, stop that, because
I want to see it. I think that's what she's saying.
I'm not reallyving sure what is that? What do you
want to do tonight? I want to watch a show. No,

(01:01:00):
not without me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
You're not