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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Mitch, John Jay and Rich. I want to call a
couple of people that have texted us. Let's just call him.
So you just text JJR whatever you want to say
to the number nine six eight nine three.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hello. Hey, John Jay and Rich called about your text.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
All what's up? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What I dude? I just thought your text was so
damn funny.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
So we remember I played that audio clip of the
lady scared of a bunch of olives right and she
was screaming, what's your name?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Bro? So Jose sent a text, So can you tell
us your text's.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So funny about my sister?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh, when we were a couple of years ago, we
were at target We're at Targeted and I found out
my older sister was scared of the spiders. So we
just happened to be there during Halloween. So I grabbed
a spider and I ran after her. My sister was
crying in the next aisle over.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You terrorized spider. You know what you said?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
We were both ran after her. It takes her a
little bit, and she was crying.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
He's like, we're both over thirty ath time. Like that's
the sibling thing that never goes away, never goes away.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yep, that was it.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
All right, thanks Jose, thanks for texting man, thanks for listening. Alright,
thank you text us, text jj O, whatever's on your mind.
We might just call you just like that. Just call you.
How come it's like give being down to him?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Are you pressing it on the right time?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, on the right side. No, it's not working on
is it the blank?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Winner of the six?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I was hitting the six.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Don't ever hit six? Push the other one?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Hell hates John J. Rich calling about your text.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Oh my dear for Shrek.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
Yes, so I think your Halloween costumes this year should
be Shrek.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I love it as long as I could be Donkey.
I'm in Donkey.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
No, no, I've said Peyton should be Donkey because she
is like a toddler, like she wakes up. She has
all this energy and she talks like crazy persons.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So then who who?
Speaker 7 (02:26):
Okay, of course John J. Would have to be Shrek.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He hates people.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
He lives in swamp if he doesn't want to be
around anybody. Come on, that would fit. Now, Rich, I
say this with all of I think you should be
Lord Barkwark because because yeah, your fun size and you
with bangs, you could rock those bangs. I let me
(02:53):
think because I sent them a couple of days ago
and it was it was kind of at night. So
oh Fiona, of course, Prince Fiona would.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Have to be Kyle.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Yes, and she's just she's just our princess. But it
would have to be the human one because you could
never be an ogre ever.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I mean I could just wear no makeup and then
that would be.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You were going to say that I love this idea,
and I'm so on board, and I think that'd be
so fun.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Struck five is coming out right.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Her daughter liked stop, I want to be I had more?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Who was my other one? Oh, Grant could be Pinocchio
because him and Suspenders. I think that would be perfect.
Sunday is playing the girl, so we might have to
have a whole new character.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Cancer, have a great day.
I'm glad you texted. Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Bye, guys, Bye.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I actually really liked that idea.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
We should take pretty just because of how big that movie,
I think.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
And I could make like Donkey sexy for sure, and
I would walk around and be like, how about that ass?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Just like that?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Hello, Hey, it's John J. Rich calling about your text. Oh,
what's your name, Fiona? Fiona? You texted us about being
thirty three and single?
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
So yeah, So I go on the apps like Hinge,
and then I don't know if I want to swipe
right or left, and like, if I feel like a
guy has potential, I wish there was like a medium,
like a like a maybe, and it's just hard for
me to make a decision.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, wouldn't that be not swiping either way? Would be
the maybe part of the the app?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yeah, And then so I close out the app and
then every time yeah, so I can't make a decision,
and so I like once a week I would look
at it maybe, and then I've just accumulated so much
notifications now it's just like, I don't know, overwhelming. So
I feel like you bring up a good point, like
dating apps need the like considering, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's question wipe left, wipe right if.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You're sure, if you're not so sure, but you don't
really want to let them go yet, but you're like,
maybe I'll come back to you at one point, like
maybe I will end up liking him the Amazon wish
list if you will, yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Or like yeah, it's like you put them in the queue, like.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, it's like you save in your car for later. Yes,
the guys, you know what you should do?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
This is like what they always say where it's like
inventions come from problems that are solved or whatever. Start
your own dating app and then add that as an element,
and I bet you so many people will gravitate to
that and you're going to become a millionaire.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You're welcome.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I think it is an option. If you pay for that,
come on.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well do the fraction and it still makes the money.
What are you What are you looking for that you're
not finding? Fiona a nice.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Guy who makes more money than me. I know I'm shall,
but I don't know somebody who's more successful than me,
and then who's nice to me? And I just want
a nice little life.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
I don't think that that's having standards.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, the last guys that I dated cheated on me
that I know by loyal.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So you're thirty three and single, you're on the dating
apps and you have tons of guys that are swiping
on you, right.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
I guess yeah, I have so many notifications.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I think that's a good sign. I don't know, you're
in high.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Demand I just I don't I don't know what to
do with them, like.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
With all of them at the same time.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Go out with go up. You should make a date.
I think it'd be fun to be single. And if
you're a girl, just say every night, same date, every
night at a fancy restaurant, the same, same restaurant, same everything,
and see what happens.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I heard about that one girl in the coffee shop
who has like date after.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Date, which sall it's it's I mean a day coffee
shop date is great because that could be twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
If you don't like him, you're out.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Yeah, exactly, exactly, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Fioda, Well, thanks for calling in, thanks for.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Texting us, all right, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Great day.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Remember that guy we called and he was like all
shocked and he cussed, Yeah, do you remember his name?
He just said, thanks for the call, not gonna lie.
I didn't answer the way I normally do when I
get a random number, So I'm calling him back. He says,
it would have been perfect.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Radio salas O mortuzy start we begg him. How my sister,
that is good radio? You guys calling again?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He goes, thanks for the call. Uh, ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I was surprised, so I didn't answer the way I
normally do when I get a random number calling. I
would have. It would have been perfect for radio. Thanks
for calling, Salads a mortuaries. You stab him, we bag him.
How many I assists you? And that's what he did.
He did all right, brother, Thanks for
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Listening, Thanks for coming back, You two for everything.