Kayley's life really is like Final Destination

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Kaylee, thanks for holding Yeah, hello.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hi, So you have a near death experience?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yes, I have two, because my life is final destination.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh what happened?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
So the first one, I was supposed to be at
an appointment at Plan Parenthood in Clorida Springs just for medication,
and there was a shooting there and I happened to
not be there because I was too hungover to show up.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You know about that one?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
That was wild?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, I know it was crazy. And then the second
one is our carbon monoxide alarm went off in the
middle of the night and for six hours, the fire
department was telling us to go back to bed. The
maintenance guy was telling us to go back to bed,
and I didn't feel right about it. And it turns
out that our furnace was red tagged and would have
killed us within the hour if we just Oh my god,
they didn't catch it when you did, just go to bed.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's like a serious thing. Seriously, so many men us
to go to bed. In my twenty one year old
girl self, if I was a regular woman, I would
have been like, Okay, I'll just go back to bed,
and then yeah, we I forced somebody to come out
to check the furnace, and yeah, he said, the chemicals
coming out, we would have been dead within the hour.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Is that a lawsuit? Could you sue the people who
told you to go back to We went to.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
The fire station and attempted to and I just you know,
lost interest, stuff like that. But our apartment complex gave
us a five dollars gift card to Starbucks to apologize.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Here's five fuck you out of your lease.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
No, no, we had to stay in it and it
was so bad. That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
That's horrible.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
We're glad you're alive, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Thanks well, hopefully I stay alive after my final destination
life like right now, you're have the phow us driving
the car accident died terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Back Christmas by Kelly. Thank you, John and Rich Cassie.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Morning, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
So sorry, I'm with my two kids. You might hear
some giggling if they don't want some ideas for how
to connect as a couple.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, but I'm with my three coworkers, so you might
hear some giggling and giggling.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, this is something Kyle mentioned and I'm surprised she
didn't mention it again is it's like the Adventure Challenge book.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Did you ever use that?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Kyle? Yeah, why don't go?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I just see your face going. I mean, I'm like
so cheap.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I would not buy it, but like get on chat
ept and come up with like fifty ideas. They're like
adventures for cool, especially in your early twenties, like never
going to have this time again without kids?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, I actually love I love that idea because Kenny
and I were talking. We were like, what are ways
that we can get connected, And one of the things
was going out and doing things more together because I'm
such an extrovert and he is such an intro where
I'm like, let's go out to dinner and have drinks.
He's like, well, let's have dinner at home because we
have drinks here, you know. So I feel like finding
a happy medium and like going out and like going

(03:09):
bowling or doing something fun that isn't just like sitting
and chilling. You know.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, Like I'm thinking like sky diving, I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Like super Yeah, I would love making core memory or
I love that because you're right, we don't have kids
and we're never going to have that time because that
kid conversation happens often, so it's coming soon, so I
need to take advantage of just us two.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Good, awesome, Okay, you've got the kids.