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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's doell like a Christmas update. Let's go around the room. Johji,
what's going on with your Christmas?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I bought one thing for.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
My wife, and I don't know how to buy stuff
because she sees the credit guard bill.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
So how does one do it just for the holidays? Out?
Speaker 5 (00:17):
But if you buy it online, well you can't go
on lunch shop and you gotta go to the large.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, So I'll let me tell you because I let
me tell you what I got my wife. So I
was getting on a plane. I flew three different times
last week, or actually six different times because I had
to come back one way. So I was on my
way to Los Angeles last week and there was this
dude walking in front of me and he looked really
cool and he had on these powder blue sweats sweatshorts
(00:45):
and powder blue hoodie. It was like matching. And I
was like, is that cool? Is that not cool? And
I'm standing behind him and I look at the logo.
I tell you this already because I told somebody the story, Okay,
I think, okay, well I felt like maybe I told
you Kyle affair. But anyway, so I look at the
hoodie and it has the brand, it's his c O.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
M FT on it, and I was like, comfort, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So I go right as I'm walking by and we're
getting on the plane, I go to my phone and
I google it and I find a website and it's
it's It's.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Clothing to travel in. Oh really?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And the hoodie and as soon as I get on
the website, it's mister Beast is the guy Mister Bee's like, man,
it's like, I don't know if it's just product.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And there's a couple of celebrities on the website. And
then so the hoodie.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You put the hoodie on and then it has like
a mask over your eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I have seen this looks so comfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So I write then and there bought one for Blake
right And then I had to go, she's gonna see
this right away because I did the whole Apple pay
thing from the website and I'm like, how am I
going to get? So I called her. I said, hey,
I just bought something for you. I need you to
not look at any credit card re seats and it
needs you to not open any bagpackage. But that's a
weird way to live because we get packages all the
(01:58):
time at the house now for Christmas. So I had
fortunately I get these email updates to say that it's
been shipped and she was at the hospital visiting her
sister yesterday when that package came, and then I hit
it and then as I hide the package, I get
all paranoid them and be like Kyle and can't find it.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
At the trick dealing with that right now. Yeah, anyway,
so that's a Christmas update for me, how about you, Kyle.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
I feel like there's some weird things happening at our house,
and I don't know, if I'm honestly, I think I
just figured it out literally right now. I think it's
because we didn't decorate the Christmas tree. I'm gonna blame
it on our naked tree. Because our Christmas lights they're
like the trim lights, you know, the ones on the outside,
and you program them through an app, right, and Scott
is pretty on top of technology and things like that,
(02:42):
so he's programmed the lights to just be white and
they're just on. They're not like glistening or twinkling, they're
just on.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Right.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Well, the other night we leave and all of a sudden,
they're like rainbow flashing lights.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
They were like that's odd Pride.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I mean, that's great, but like it isn't what we
programmed it, and Scott didn't unprogram it, so we're like,
that's kind of strange. We got back that night and
all of a sudden they were red and green. Really,
they just have a mind of their own right now.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The lights that like Rich has his house that we have,
the shelter, the company that puts them in there.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Yeah, they're like permanent lights. Yeah, and so they literally
just have a mind in their own. Scot's like I'm
so confused, Like this isn't even a program that I've
ever like made for house.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So all year long you have these lights and just
now you happen to make them white so they look whatever,
and they're just going.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Like Fourth of July will make them red, white and blue,
and Halloween will make them purple and orange, and like
they always just do whatever it is programmed to.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
This spirit of Christmas is like I'm not going to
decorate your tree. The spirit of Christmas is off.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Because also my kids have always been really excited for
our Elf on the shelf. Snowflake comes and hides, and
I'll admit, Snowflake's been a little lazy the last couple
of years.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And sometimes Snowflake forgot to move and we're like, no,
I think she moved her arm a little bit.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
But this year, Snowflake is being really creative and like
over the weekend she had a whole six seven thing
and the kids were like, Eh, they don't.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Care about Snowflake or sixty seven.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
They don't care about Snowflake's antics, and they're hilarious. Like
the other day, Snowflake literally dressed herself up as a
Hershey kiss and had a little sign saying free kisses
with hers. She kisses around and they didn't even look
at her.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
What they Maybe snow Flake can shock them a little
bit and maybe float upside down on the toilet bowl.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I think.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Everybody, why doesn't Snowflakes start recreating scenes from some of
the murder docks that have been on Netflix over the year.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Flake's gonna have to Snowflake took all of like the
underwear in the house and decorated the Christmas tree with
the underwear.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hilarious, hilarious, larious, nothing really.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Her antics.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I know, maybe put that on top of my tree.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Now I'm trying to like try to, you know, have
conversations with Snowflake, like he you need to step in
the game a little bit more and do something more
wild or something.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, Jenny just likes crowd work. They don't like the fiss.
We need to contested for a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
To win it eight seven seven nine three seven one
o four seven you can win a thousand bucks of
pet Picky's money and Pure Forge money eight seven seven
nine three seven one o four seven.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Minute to win it. Rich has ten questions.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh not yet yet, listen, No no, no, no, not yet, Rich,
No no no. I thought we just keep going. Tell yeah,
we can keep coming, just keep going, you know. But
so Peyton, what about you and your Christmas?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
We don't really have much going on for Christmas right
now when it comes to like the decoration or anything.
But we did have my cousin's Christmas party. It was
our fourth annual one and we had a blast. Us cousins.
We're like all over the age of twenty one. I
think the oldest cousin's like forty five, so there's a
fun age range and we just go all out with
our horn schwaggle, which is our white elephant.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
You guys get like crazy telling me some things that
I'm like, there weren't like kids there.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, No, there wasn't any kids there.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It was all adults. So what kind of stuff isn't
a horn shwaggle gift?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
So well, it kind of depends. So sometimes there's really
good horn schwaggle gifts and then there's also really bad ones.
So one year, my cousins they got engaged in Japan
and they went to some like haunted like doll store
and they brought back a legit haunted doll from the
pan weed and that was one of the hornswaggle white
(06:26):
like white Christmas, you know, white elephant gifts.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that, but you get stuck
with it. Did you get stuck with No?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Heck, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I didn't get stuck with that, but it was.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
It's just so much fun and it just makes me
so lucky that, like, I have cousins that I'm so
close with and that we can have these memories.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It was really fun.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
It was a really good time.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You you said you had a tree update.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Well, yeah, I put up my tree before we left
for our trip to McCallen and plugged it into the
wall and the lights were on, but then when I
got back, none of the lights work.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
They're all out. O you said you treat Well that's
what I mean. The tree. The lights on the tree.
That's a fake tree. Oh, fake tree.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
But I feel like I feel like I might have
got it somewhere kind of fancy and it was kind
of expensive. Oh no, So I'm kind of bummed that
it doesn't work. So there's ornaments up, but there's no
lights on the tree and it looks sort of sad.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Can you go in and just get like string lights?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Probably, I guess, But then you got to kind of
undecorate the tree a little bit, you know, to kind
of decorate it.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
The lights still work. You said you tree died. I
was like, oh man, this is wild. The man you
I didn't know you had a fake tree.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And I'd be like, you go back to the tree
lot and you'd be like, hey, man died. It's not
even Christmas yet, Like you know what I mean. But
we got to go back to the man.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
I would see and in the electric tree world, it
is now dead.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, the lights I take the lights off putting new
lights on. Well, no, they were they're like in the tree.
That's why the tree was cool because they just wants
the last for like one hundre years.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
They didn't even last for two years.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You need to be a critical thinker, solve problems. We're
gonna play Good morning, Mary, How are you.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Ing? Mary? What are you doing? My mom? We would
have worked well, what part of time do you work in? Oh?
I work in Buckeye? Okay? All right? So are you
alone in the car? People going to help you?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
I'm alone?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay? You guys ready to play? Thousand bucks?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, come on, let's lock it in sixty seconds is
all it takes for you to be one thousand dollars richer.
You've just got to get them all right? In sixty seconds?
Here we go. What video game company makes the switch?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Sintendo? Who played Jack in the movie Titanic?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
What color is the circle in the Japanese flag?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Red?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
What plant known for Christmas has both red and green leaves?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Quain saidiot?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
In which Home Alone sequel? Does Kevin get lost in
New York two? What pop artist sings the song bad
Guy Billie Eilish?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
What holiday classic Christmas song was originally written for Thanksgiving
not Christmas? Oh gosh, yuh path, you can't pass get it?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Okay. I don't know bacohol. I don't know that one either.
I was going to get Rudolf. That does make sense.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, they're just going to going to
Thanksgiving dinner. I guess.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Play and one horse opens like, hey.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No mention of Christmas at all, and jingle bells and jingle.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Bells are not Thanksgiving. That's confusing.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That is very confusing.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Wow, no Thanksgiving that version. That's a tough one. Mary,
you were right at all.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Your answer to that would have been tough because you
would have had three left after that and you only
had about six seconds.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I liked the past.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
I wonder if it's a thousand bucks.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It all right? Mary, hold on the line, Mary, thank you.
That was good.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
That was a good run.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
It was a good run. Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So we're gonna get into something right now that I think,
if I understood this right from Peyton, is absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
So I want to throw this out there first.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Here's our phone number eight seven seven nine three seven
one O four seven. And I don't know the whole
concept of your story, but what I want to throw
out is is there any guy or girl listening, what
do you do to keep your partner away from you?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
All right? Now? Explain that Peyton.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
So as much as I love my man down, he
is probably the most annoying person I have ever met
in my entire life. Specifically, when it's time to wind
down and go to bed is when he decides he
wants to turn up and mess with me. And mess
with me comes with poking me. Messing with me comes
with throwing the blanket off of me. He's just being annoying.
(11:15):
We haven't seen each other all day. That's his way
of showing love to me.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
He dries me up a wall.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
But last night, I'm getting ready for bed, I'm washing
my face and he has me trapped in the bathroom
like he won't let me out.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Of the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
He's like, stay in here while I go to the bathroom.
I'm like, I don't want to stay in here. I'm
trying to get ready for bed and go to sleep.
So I'm looking around the bathroom for any way to
get out of the door. And I was getting ready
for my basketball game earlier in the morning. So there's
like my makeup and then there's like my hair, brushes,
and then I look and I see a spray bottle,
(11:52):
and I grab that spray bottle so quick I snatched
it up.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I sprayed.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I'm right in the face, like you.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Would train a doll, ah, you would train a cat.
And I just kept spriting in with the water bottle
until he left me alone.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
You got a spray bottle to keep a guy of
you works, So now you're keep it filled by your
bedside at all time.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah, I'm keeping water bottles or spray bottles stalked all
around the house. He's not gonna have any literally.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Actually, how my mom tells her cat, She's like when
we watched her cat for a week, She's like, if
Asmond does anything wrong, just give her a little, just
give her.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
She sounds like, you guys are brother and sister. We
fight like it. Jennifer, good morning. Hello, you're in the air.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Hi. So I was just listening to you guys right now,
I will not work, but had to stick out anyhow,
I was listening to rich to talk about his tree
and his lights went out the second year of having
the tree. And that happened to me a couple of
years ago, brand new led tree. Literally the second year
as well, So I was like, I am not throwing
this tree away. I'm not taking the lights off and
(13:11):
redoing them. So what I did is I was messing
with the you know, it's got the cord box to
like change the lights and stuff like that. So what
it was it was the box of mine. So look
at this when you get homewags, because I don't know
what yours looks like. But it had the core coming
out from the tree and then it plugged into a
separate box that plugs into the wall. So it ended
(13:34):
up being the box burned out and I was able
to reorder a new one, and yes, let's try that.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Already bought a tree, I know.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
That's how I felt like.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Trees are like printers in those little ice makers. They
give you about a year and a half and then
they all crap out.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Yeah, and then like how you said the LED's supposed
to last like a hundred years, I'm like, yeah, that's
what our said too, And it literally was the second
year and it went out. But yeah, it was the
box was faulty, I guess, or you know, however you
want to say that, but yeah, try that, and then
like the information is on the sticker on the boxes
and you can call the number, give him the model number,
and they'll ship them right up to you.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Thanks Jennifer Veronica. What do you do to keep your
partner away from that?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I was just like I was asleep.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Down.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
He's in the bathroom and she just dropped to the floor.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Me?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And I was bad because he was talking to me
and I wanted to talk back, but I'm like, if
I talk, I'm just gonna play possible because you know, hey,
then eventually he'll be me alone. He did, so I
was happy about that.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You're not talking about like being intimate. He's just talking
to you, and you don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Right, If I want to talk to him, probably would
have tried to get intimate too.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, I had to say, I think my wife does
it to me. I think what she does is like
she knows. Let's say it's let's say I'm going to
bed at eight, and like right around six, she'll be like,
my stomach hurts.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Oh man, Yeah, like sure it does.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Maybe you think I want to get into it later
and guess what, I don't, But I really do.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Definitely, thanks, Ronica.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You got to get So we have this thing Payton
with our dogs and I don't know what it's called,
what it's called, but it's a little red can and
when you press it, it shoots out like air, really fat.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh yeah, they those on the Amazon. I have one.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
I forgive them clean out keyboards like that.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
They make that for This is literally to keep dogs
from barking like something your door. It's it's called a camera,
is called it's not called off, but it's something like that.
And you need to get that. The next time he's around.
He just nailed with it. It's just air that comes out,
like if you can it for your keyboard, it would
move your whole laptop off the desk.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Correct Director, It's tough. Corrector. That's it. Get that.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I'm definitely gonna get that and for everyone's like in
their little stockings. I think I'm gonna add correct her
to everyone.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Get about that Corrector and then give us a video
of you. She should use it on you.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Gotta have Kyle make you a private label for it.
Kitten Corrector on Amazon right now.
Let's doell like a Christmas update. Let's go around the room. Johji,
what's going on with your Christmas?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Well?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I bought one thing for.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
My wife, and I don't know how to buy stuff
because she sees the credit guard bill.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
So how does one do it just for the holidays? Out?
Speaker 5 (00:17):
But if you buy it online, well you can't go
on lunch shop and you gotta go to the large.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, So I'll let me tell you because I let
me tell you what I got my wife. So I
was getting on a plane. I flew three different times
last week, or actually six different times because I had
to come back one way. So I was on my
way to Los Angeles last week and there was this
dude walking in front of me and he looked really
cool and he had on these powder blue sweats sweatshorts
(00:45):
and powder blue hoodie. It was like matching. And I
was like, is that cool? Is that not cool? And
I'm standing behind him and I look at the logo.
I tell you this already because I told somebody the story, Okay,
I think, okay, well I felt like maybe I told
you Kyle affair. But anyway, so I look at the
hoodie and it has the brand, it's his c O.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
M FT on it, and I was like, comfort, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
So I go right as I'm walking by and we're
getting on the plane, I go to my phone and
I google it and I find a website and it's
it's It's.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Clothing to travel in. Oh really?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
And the hoodie and as soon as I get on
the website, it's mister Beast is the guy Mister Bee's like, man,
it's like, I don't know if it's just product.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And there's a couple of celebrities on the website. And
then so the hoodie.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You put the hoodie on and then it has like
a mask over your eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I have seen this looks so comfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So I write then and there bought one for Blake
right And then I had to go, she's gonna see
this right away because I did the whole Apple pay
thing from the website and I'm like, how am I
going to get? So I called her. I said, hey,
I just bought something for you. I need you to
not look at any credit card re seats and it
needs you to not open any bagpackage. But that's a
weird way to live because we get packages all the
(01:58):
time at the house now for Christmas. So I had
fortunately I get these email updates to say that it's
been shipped and she was at the hospital visiting her
sister yesterday when that package came, and then I hit
it and then as I hide the package, I get
all paranoid them and be like Kyle and can't find it.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
At the trick dealing with that right now. Yeah, anyway,
so that's a Christmas update for me, how about you, Kyle.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
I feel like there's some weird things happening at our house,
and I don't know, if I'm honestly, I think I
just figured it out literally right now. I think it's
because we didn't decorate the Christmas tree. I'm gonna blame
it on our naked tree. Because our Christmas lights they're
like the trim lights, you know, the ones on the outside,
and you program them through an app, right, and Scott
is pretty on top of technology and things like that,
(02:42):
so he's programmed the lights to just be white and
they're just on. They're not like glistening or twinkling, they're
just on.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Right.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Well, the other night we leave and all of a sudden,
they're like rainbow flashing lights.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
They were like that's odd Pride.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I mean, that's great, but like it isn't what we
programmed it, and Scott didn't unprogram it, so we're like,
that's kind of strange. We got back that night and
all of a sudden they were red and green. Really,
they just have a mind of their own right now.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
The lights that like Rich has his house that we have,
the shelter, the company that puts them in there.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Yeah, they're like permanent lights. Yeah, and so they literally
just have a mind in their own. Scot's like I'm
so confused, Like this isn't even a program that I've
ever like made for house.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So all year long you have these lights and just
now you happen to make them white so they look whatever,
and they're just going.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Like Fourth of July will make them red, white and blue,
and Halloween will make them purple and orange, and like
they always just do whatever it is programmed to.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
This spirit of Christmas is like I'm not going to
decorate your tree. The spirit of Christmas is off.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Because also my kids have always been really excited for
our Elf on the shelf. Snowflake comes and hides, and
I'll admit, Snowflake's been a little lazy the last couple
of years.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And sometimes Snowflake forgot to move and we're like, no,
I think she moved her arm a little bit.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
But this year, Snowflake is being really creative and like
over the weekend she had a whole six seven thing
and the kids were like, Eh, they don't.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Care about Snowflake or sixty seven.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
They don't care about Snowflake's antics, and they're hilarious. Like
the other day, Snowflake literally dressed herself up as a
Hershey kiss and had a little sign saying free kisses
with hers. She kisses around and they didn't even look
at her.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
What they Maybe snow Flake can shock them a little
bit and maybe float upside down on the toilet bowl.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I think.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Everybody, why doesn't Snowflakes start recreating scenes from some of
the murder docks that have been on Netflix over the year.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Flake's gonna have to Snowflake took all of like the
underwear in the house and decorated the Christmas tree with
the underwear.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hilarious, hilarious, larious, nothing really.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Her antics.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I know, maybe put that on top of my tree.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Now I'm trying to like try to, you know, have
conversations with Snowflake, like he you need to step in
the game a little bit more and do something more
wild or something.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, Jenny just likes crowd work. They don't like the fiss.
We need to contested for a minute.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
To win it eight seven seven nine three seven one
o four seven you can win a thousand bucks of
pet Picky's money and Pure Forge money eight seven seven
nine three seven one o four seven.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Minute to win it. Rich has ten questions.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh not yet yet, listen, No no, no, no, not yet, Rich,
No no no. I thought we just keep going. Tell yeah,
we can keep coming, just keep going, you know. But
so Peyton, what about you and your Christmas?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
We don't really have much going on for Christmas right
now when it comes to like the decoration or anything.
But we did have my cousin's Christmas party. It was
our fourth annual one and we had a blast. Us cousins.
We're like all over the age of twenty one. I
think the oldest cousin's like forty five, so there's a
fun age range and we just go all out with
our horn schwaggle, which is our white elephant.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
You guys get like crazy telling me some things that
I'm like, there weren't like kids there.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, No, there wasn't any kids there.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It was all adults. So what kind of stuff isn't
a horn shwaggle gift?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
So well, it kind of depends. So sometimes there's really
good horn schwaggle gifts and then there's also really bad ones.
So one year, my cousins they got engaged in Japan
and they went to some like haunted like doll store
and they brought back a legit haunted doll from the
pan weed and that was one of the hornswaggle white
(06:26):
like white Christmas, you know, white elephant gifts.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that, but you get stuck
with it. Did you get stuck with No?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Heck, you know.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I didn't get stuck with that, but it was.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
It's just so much fun and it just makes me
so lucky that, like, I have cousins that I'm so
close with and that we can have these memories.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It was really fun.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
It was a really good time.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You you said you had a tree update.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Well, yeah, I put up my tree before we left
for our trip to McCallen and plugged it into the
wall and the lights were on, but then when I
got back, none of the lights work.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
They're all out. O you said you treat Well that's
what I mean. The tree. The lights on the tree.
That's a fake tree. Oh, fake tree.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
But I feel like I feel like I might have
got it somewhere kind of fancy and it was kind
of expensive. Oh no, So I'm kind of bummed that
it doesn't work. So there's ornaments up, but there's no
lights on the tree and it looks sort of sad.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Can you go in and just get like string lights?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Probably, I guess, But then you got to kind of
undecorate the tree a little bit, you know, to kind
of decorate it.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
The lights still work. You said you tree died. I
was like, oh man, this is wild. The man you
I didn't know you had a fake tree.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And I'd be like, you go back to the tree
lot and you'd be like, hey, man died. It's not
even Christmas yet, Like you know what I mean. But
we got to go back to the man.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
I would see and in the electric tree world, it
is now dead.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah, the lights I take the lights off putting new
lights on. Well, no, they were they're like in the tree.
That's why the tree was cool because they just wants
the last for like one hundre years.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
They didn't even last for two years.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You need to be a critical thinker, solve problems. We're
gonna play Good morning, Mary, How are you.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Ing? Mary? What are you doing? My mom? We would
have worked well, what part of time do you work in? Oh?
I work in Buckeye? Okay? All right? So are you
alone in the car? People going to help you?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
No?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
I'm alone?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Okay? You guys ready to play? Thousand bucks?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Yeah, come on, let's lock it in sixty seconds is
all it takes for you to be one thousand dollars richer.
You've just got to get them all right? In sixty seconds?
Here we go. What video game company makes the switch?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Sintendo? Who played Jack in the movie Titanic?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
What color is the circle in the Japanese flag?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Red?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
What plant known for Christmas has both red and green leaves?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Quain saidiot?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
In which Home Alone sequel? Does Kevin get lost in
New York two? What pop artist sings the song bad
Guy Billie Eilish?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
What holiday classic Christmas song was originally written for Thanksgiving
not Christmas? Oh gosh, yuh path, you can't pass get it?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Okay. I don't know bacohol. I don't know that one either.
I was going to get Rudolf. That does make sense.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, they're just going to going to
Thanksgiving dinner. I guess.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Play and one horse opens like, hey.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No mention of Christmas at all, and jingle bells and jingle.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Bells are not Thanksgiving. That's confusing.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
That is very confusing.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Wow, no Thanksgiving that version. That's a tough one. Mary,
you were right at all.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Your answer to that would have been tough because you
would have had three left after that and you only
had about six seconds.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I liked the past.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
I wonder if it's a thousand bucks.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
It all right? Mary, hold on the line, Mary, thank you.
That was good.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
That was a good run.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
It was a good run. Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So we're gonna get into something right now that I think,
if I understood this right from Peyton, is absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
So I want to throw this out there first.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Here's our phone number eight seven seven nine three seven
one O four seven. And I don't know the whole
concept of your story, but what I want to throw
out is is there any guy or girl listening, what
do you do to keep your partner away from you?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
All right? Now? Explain that Peyton.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
So as much as I love my man down, he
is probably the most annoying person I have ever met
in my entire life. Specifically, when it's time to wind
down and go to bed is when he decides he
wants to turn up and mess with me. And mess
with me comes with poking me. Messing with me comes
with throwing the blanket off of me. He's just being annoying.
(11:15):
We haven't seen each other all day. That's his way
of showing love to me.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
He dries me up a wall.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
But last night, I'm getting ready for bed, I'm washing
my face and he has me trapped in the bathroom
like he won't let me out.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Of the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
He's like, stay in here while I go to the bathroom.
I'm like, I don't want to stay in here. I'm
trying to get ready for bed and go to sleep.
So I'm looking around the bathroom for any way to
get out of the door. And I was getting ready
for my basketball game earlier in the morning. So there's
like my makeup and then there's like my hair, brushes,
and then I look and I see a spray bottle,
(11:52):
and I grab that spray bottle so quick I snatched
it up.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
I sprayed.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
I'm right in the face, like you.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Would train a doll, ah, you would train a cat.
And I just kept spriting in with the water bottle
until he left me alone.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
You got a spray bottle to keep a guy of
you works, So now you're keep it filled by your
bedside at all time.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah, I'm keeping water bottles or spray bottles stalked all
around the house. He's not gonna have any literally.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Actually, how my mom tells her cat, She's like when
we watched her cat for a week, She's like, if
Asmond does anything wrong, just give her a little, just
give her.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
She sounds like, you guys are brother and sister. We
fight like it. Jennifer, good morning. Hello, you're in the air.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Hi. So I was just listening to you guys right now,
I will not work, but had to stick out anyhow,
I was listening to rich to talk about his tree
and his lights went out the second year of having
the tree. And that happened to me a couple of
years ago, brand new led tree. Literally the second year
as well, So I was like, I am not throwing
this tree away. I'm not taking the lights off and
(13:11):
redoing them. So what I did is I was messing
with the you know, it's got the cord box to
like change the lights and stuff like that. So what
it was it was the box of mine. So look
at this when you get homewags, because I don't know
what yours looks like. But it had the core coming
out from the tree and then it plugged into a
separate box that plugs into the wall. So it ended
(13:34):
up being the box burned out and I was able
to reorder a new one, and yes, let's try that.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Already bought a tree, I know.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
That's how I felt like.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Trees are like printers in those little ice makers. They
give you about a year and a half and then
they all crap out.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
Yeah, and then like how you said the LED's supposed
to last like a hundred years, I'm like, yeah, that's
what our said too, And it literally was the second
year and it went out. But yeah, it was the
box was faulty, I guess, or you know, however you
want to say that, but yeah, try that, and then
like the information is on the sticker on the boxes
and you can call the number, give him the model number,
and they'll ship them right up to you.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Thanks Jennifer Veronica. What do you do to keep your
partner away from that?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I was just like I was asleep.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Down.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
He's in the bathroom and she just dropped to the floor.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Me?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And I was bad because he was talking to me
and I wanted to talk back, but I'm like, if
I talk, I'm just gonna play possible because you know, hey,
then eventually he'll be me alone. He did, so I
was happy about that.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
You're not talking about like being intimate. He's just talking
to you, and you don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Right, If I want to talk to him, probably would
have tried to get intimate too.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, I had to say, I think my wife does
it to me. I think what she does is like
she knows. Let's say it's let's say I'm going to
bed at eight, and like right around six, she'll be like,
my stomach hurts.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Oh man, Yeah, like sure it does.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Maybe you think I want to get into it later
and guess what, I don't, But I really do.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Definitely, thanks, Ronica.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
You got to get So we have this thing Payton
with our dogs and I don't know what it's called,
what it's called, but it's a little red can and
when you press it, it shoots out like air, really fat.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Oh yeah, they those on the Amazon. I have one.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
I forgive them clean out keyboards like that.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
They make that for This is literally to keep dogs
from barking like something your door. It's it's called a camera,
is called it's not called off, but it's something like that.
And you need to get that. The next time he's around.
He just nailed with it. It's just air that comes out,
like if you can it for your keyboard, it would
move your whole laptop off the desk.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Correct Director, It's tough. Corrector. That's it. Get that.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I'm definitely gonna get that and for everyone's like in
their little stockings. I think I'm gonna add correct her
to everyone.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Get about that Corrector and then give us a video
of you. She should use it on you.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Gotta have Kyle make you a private label for it.
Kitten Corrector on Amazon right now.
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