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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:25):
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nine six eight ninety three. I have something that's kind
of on my mind. It's a little topical, it's a
(00:45):
little random. I haven't seen anybody else notice this or
bring this up, but I thought I shall because I
can't stop thinking about it. I'm watching the did He
documentary on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
How far? Everyone? I know Kyle started it. When I
finished it.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Episode three and four are explosive.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Oh really, really Okay, So I'm on episode one and
something happens in the first five minutes that I can't
get out of my head and it's so stupid, but
it's driving me up the wall. So if you watch
the documentary, in the first five minutes, there's footage it's
almost like he was making his own documentary, like when
he's gonna be free.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
He's like, it's amoy, like he thought, I'm getting it tried.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Let me, let me shot shoot video of my life
right now while I'm going through this trial, and then
I'm guessing it got confiscated, and then fifty cent got
ahold of it now he's so it's it's pretty cool footage,
right because you see him in the hotel room and
he's talking to his lawyers and he's it's like it's
like a year ago.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's pretty intense. It's wild because.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
There's like a swat team on the other building watching.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
His most I don't know that part. I don't know
that part yet. Yeah, here's the part that drives me
up the wall. He's getting dressed. He's dressed already. He's
got like sweats on, he's got socks on, he's got
a shirt on. And he's getting dressed and he puts
more socks on.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I know, devil sucks. I was like, what's what the
Devil's I mean, I haven't heard aybody else talking about it.
I'm like what.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I went back and rewounded it and I was like,
more socks. He's got socks on and he's talking about,
you know, getting free, and he's yelling at his lawyer
and he puts more socks on. I'm like, I've been
cold before. I don't put two pairs of socks on.
So I was just kind of like, I'm like, how
come he doesn't say, yeah, I'm putting two pairs of
socks on right now, Like I would take that'd be
part of the Yeah, I got a pair of sox on,
I'm gonna put another paras sox on. Or did he
(02:21):
get distracted because he's fighting with his lawyer on the phone,
and if it's just.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
A natural thing that I was every day for him,
he puts two per I was thinking, oh, maybe the
pair of socks he was wearing wasn't thick enough and
he wanted a little more cushioned.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And put on the other pair. You have a hoodie
on and a jacket on. Are you cold right now?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I'm freezy?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Do you have two pairs of socks on?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I don't. I wish I had an extra parasite.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But you do not. You do not, Kyle, you're cold.
You had a huge jacket on and a blanket. Do
you have two pairs of socks on?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
One pair of socks?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, I'm cold. My toes are cold, and I did
the cold plant this morning and my toes are cold.
I have one pair of socks.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, I don't. If that's a life hack that we
don't know out double sock I go by Diddy's life hacks.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
You get get what you get interview did he can
ask him one thing and you're like, what's what? The
two pairs of socks and your honor?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah? I mean, because either it's his normal thing or
he didn't even realize he.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Was doing this is the first five minutes, Like the
rest of I finished the first episode. The rest of
the first episode, I remember Cole said, it's slow. It
is slow, but it's very important to watch. And as
you're watching it, I just keep going back to are
they going to get back to the socks?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
They don't ever get back to when did he was
a child, he always wear two pairs of socks. They
always made fun of him. You hate tu sock?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Did he?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
They do go a lot into his childhood, which is
like wow, I mean it explains why he is the
way he is really yeah, oh my gosh. Like he
was literally going two parties, like sex part adult sex
parties as a kid.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's just because of like his parents' lifestyle.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
He saw there were two pairs of socks at the
sex party like that. Anyway, you're playing strip poker and
you got one other hand to play.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
But like Rich said, you don't want to take or Kyle,
you said you don't want to take life hack advice
from Diddy. But Peyton, speaking of life hack advice, what's
your thing on eyebrows?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I feel like getting your eyebrows threaded is probably the
worst form of torture.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I've heard that it hurts really bad. Did you do it?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I always get my eyebrows threaded. I have a gnarly unibrows,
so I've been getting like my eyebrows wax since I
was seven, and I found and discovered threading because my
eyebry are so thick. It it just is what works
best for me. I'll be sitting in the chair, my
feet are twitching. I'm like moving the eyebrow. Lady has
to ask me all the time. I look like I'm
like cracked out or something in this chair, and she's like,
are you okay?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm like, I'm fine. How is she threading? If you're twitching?
Doesn't do you? She has to stop multiple times.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I literally like move my feet like it's the weirdest,
most uncomfortable feeling.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Ever, So, how come you don't wax? Why do you thread?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Because I break out from the wax, like I get
like a little weird allergic reaction, and I feel like
it just doesn't last as long.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So many years ago on the show, I thought Kylie
were with us. We went to the mall to get threaded.
I didn't get through it and he didn't get.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Thread I remember somebody I've never heard of it, never
heard of it before. I said, let's go. You were there,
right or did you get thread?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
And no?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I did not?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Is it just me? I didn't go? I hated it.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I thought it was you and our producer, oh, because
he was the one talking about he was getting it done.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So I was like, I'll go and I went, and
it was terrible. I know it's terrible, and I was.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It was at the mall, like right there in the
middle of the people are shopping. I was like, I
will never do this again, just like I will never
wax my arms again.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, you only did one I did one arm, half
of one arm on distretched and I was like, thank you,
see you later. You pain for beauty, No way, man
will say the peyton. Your eyebrows are fabulous. That look great.
They look so good. Thank you. I appreciate. But when
you thread it like thins them out right, it doesn't
get rid of the hair in your unibrows.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
She threads to the middle of my brow, yeahs them
and does it like cut.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It does a threat. It pulls it straight out from
the roots.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
So essentially like the thread, it has like a weird
twist and when they pull it, it twists into the
thread and yanks it out.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That sounds terrible. Why don't we have someone come in
here and thread you rich?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
That's how well I got very thick nose and eyebrow hair.
So I think that would be three pick.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
I don't think they can thread your nose.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Let's try. They'd be like picking thread but you can't.
That's so painful.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Anyway, If you'd like to volunteer your services and come
thread us in the studio, shoot us a damn John
Jay and Rich on Instagram anyway. O phone numbers eight
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