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December 16, 2024 • 11 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich shoot us the tax text JJR
whatever's on your mind to nine six eight nine three.
Quick little update. Told you guys a couple of weeks
ago my wife and my wife was working on a
Christmas card and it was very you know, I wasn't
that involved.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
And then she slammed the computer shot.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
And then she came over a couple days later and
she tried it again, and then I was like, yeah,
it looks great. And then we got all the Christmas
cards back on Thursday, and there was a typo in
the Christmas card where you mentioned our dog Charlie twice,
and I brought it up on the air Thursday. I
get a dam from this guy, and long story short,
this guy and his company are fixing it all and

(00:40):
doing a whole new Christmas card for us.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We're getting it today. I think we're trying White Wolf.
He get messages.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
He goes, hey, you guys know good white Wolf did
our Love Pop tents, our tenth for Love Pop and
bunch stuff. They did a lot of stuff for us,
a company called White Wolf, and so white Wolf guys.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Like, we could fix your Chrismas card. We do Christmas
cards too. I had no idea. I don't them.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
So now I got like a hundred Christmas cards with
a typo on it.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
That's amazing. I got Kyle's in the mail. Your family
looks amazing. Yeah, actually was the day after you talked
about it, so it was really fast.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Got him out, got to get.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I don't know where that picture was taken, but it
looks fantastic. You guys all look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Everybody here done Christmas shoping?

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Yeah, I'm pretty much done for the most part. The
only people I have to get stuff for is like
my dad, my nephews, my brother, and my brother's boyfriend
who's joining us Christmas morning, which was a shocked tall.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Your dad, your brother, your brother's boyfriend, and your nephew's.
How many nephews is that two's?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
I have three nephews.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
That's six people. Yeah, you say you're almost done? Yeah,
how many people you're buying Christmas presents for?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
I mean I have to buy Christmas gifts for like
my family, my sister, my mom, my grandma, my aunties,
and then Kadem's family and Kadem.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's a lot. So it doesn't sound like you're almost done.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Oh, I'm almost done, you still need to get six
year old presents. Yeah, but it's like it'll be fine,
It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I have to get a present for my wife.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
That's the only president I'm buying, So I say I
would almost done, although I haven't started yet. Oh and
I have to get our Secret Santa one.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I haven't done that yet Secret Sanna. A while ago.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I got a vibe on who the secret is. I
just don't remember.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
So what do you do? Do you get something that's
universal for a couple of different people.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm gonna take a chance because I feel I mean,
I'm being totally honest with you guys.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
When I pulled the name for Secret Santa, I thought
it was funny to.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Chew the name really quick, and then I was going
to tell my wife and text her I need to
get a present for so and so, and I forgot
and now I literally have forgotten.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
But I feel like I'm taking a chance on the name.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
And you want to know what's really funny though, about
how you choose the paper. You didn't tell anyone that
you were throwing it in your mouth to chew it,
so it's just your own little joke. It would have
been funny if you showed us that, Hey, I'm throwing
it in.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I was hoping one year we would have do Secret Sanda.
I'm hoping I could drop my name, my own name,
and I won't tell anybody.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
That's terrible. We picked our secret Sanda names forever ago.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
And I ordered my gift for my Secrets Hannah that
day and it still hasn't showed up. And I'm so like,
what he's gonna do, But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I mean, wait, I'm crossing my fingers that it'll still
be here this week, because that's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
No, that's ridiculous. I actually was the same way I
had ordered. Pretty much what I do with all my
Christmas gifts is like everyone gets the same thing for
the most part. If your girl, you get the same
thing as everyone else. Like that's just how it goes.
So all the girls in my family all got like
custom necklaces, like I got custom bubble necklaces. I ordered
them November twenty ninth, and they're still not here. And
it said it would be there in five to seven

(03:33):
business days.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
It's well pass five to say it is. Yes, what I'm.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Gonna do is I'm gonna go somewhere and physically buy
my secret sentence circle.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Circle on the way something like that.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Whoever you have, Kyle, is probably lucky. If your gift
doesn't come in, then they probably get two gifts, right,
because what are you gonna do with the I already
have like.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Two little things that go along with the gift, so
I guess they'll have something to open that day.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
But it's not the gift, you know what I mean,
that's the actual gift.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Did you make your pot roast, Peyton?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I did so.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
I've had a crock pot for a little over a
year and I finally broke it out the other day
and I started it. I made lasagna soup, the viral
lasagna soup, and it was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
That doesn't sound good.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It was actually pretty good.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
No, hold on a minute, Hold on a minute.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I love lasagna soup, but when you throw the word
viral in front of.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
It, sounds like, okay.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Well, I made lasagna soup that is also viral on TikTok.
And then I made pot roast in the crack pot
because I remember growing up my mom always made pot
roast in the crockpot. So I made pot roast last
night and then it was pretty good. But I don't
think that my meat was all the way tender because
it was very difficult to eat. But I woke up
this morning, are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
For like twelve hours, Well, when I woke up.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
This morning, it was greatly dissolved. It was it was
so good.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Just keep on throwing salt on it and let it go.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
No, but here's my here's my problem with cook and
cooking like and not having to like reheat your things. Right,
It's like I don't want to know what all the
ingredients are going into it. I just want the end product.
And when I made the lasagna soup, the basse is
like mare andara sauce and like chicken broth, and then
like onions, and then when you like ew like that
grosses me out, like cheese, like you, I don't want

(05:20):
to know.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
All that sounds really good to me, but like just
when you like.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Just the fact when I was eating my lasagna soup,
I felt like I was just taking a spoonful of
mar and aro sauce and that made me sick to
my stomach.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Gets it right out of the jar.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
I was talking to a guy yesterday, you know, Grimaldi's
Grimaldi's Pizza. The dude's been working on his new sauce
and he finally has this going to be in stores
available soon. And I saw him last night at the
Sun's game. He's like, I got some new sauce. Want
me to drop it off your house. I'm like, yes,
drop it off of my house. I will chug it.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm not putting it on food.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
But he still has it. Joe. If anyone knows Joe
of a grimaldi Is, tell me get on and drop
off my house.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, it's Monday and I have a little game I
like to play for you.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
It's Monday and John Jay's got.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
A game for you. Okay. If I was to say to.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
You, Kyle Blank roasting up an open fire, oh, we're
gonna play a real game. We can't play my game.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I was wonderful, bad bad John Jay has a game
for you.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
But oh I thought you distracted with Marion and her saw.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Nick has a game for you too.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm bad, Nick the little get all poudy. Hold on, Nick,
we need contestant eight seven seven nine three seven one
oh four seven calls right now to play Beach's Am.
We're playing Beach's am right now? Oh my god, we're
so late. I'm so sorry. I gets so caught up.
All right, so we need to contestant rant.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
You get us a contestant just as a to follow
up though? Is chest nuts the answer?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah? But I have a game called No you're nuts.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Oh I'm not. I'm not good at the.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh I thought you were gonna win it hands down? Okay,
we got a contestant.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I like nuts.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Is this for Bryce Vine tickets or Son's tickets? This
is like true your prize? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Okay, yeah, you're on.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I don't hear I.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Can't hear you.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
But where he can't hear them?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Is it broken?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh? Wow?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Lovely?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Why would they mic work anymore?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Maybe Jo does have a bunch.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You come over here and use this one and I'll
just mix things.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Why does your mic work? Why would that microphone not
work all of a sudden? Has anyone talked about it today?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
No?

Speaker 5 (07:26):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't think.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
So, Hi, Kyle, allrer you both in.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Free Here we go, okay.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Seventy Hi, Hi, you're playing for you want BRIDR Phoenix
suns pho.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Okay, let's play Nick.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Okay, guys, we're playing Beach Dezam today. I like to
theme my games. What's everybody talking about? Christ The holiday
season is here, so we're gonna be We're gonna.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Do holiday favorites. Okay, sound good.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
I'm start things with John Jay.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Just read with Christmas? Come on, correct Christmas?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
No points, but go ahead.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Mistletoe.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
Mistletoe is the name of that song. Good job, John Jay.
One point already in this game.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Move on.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
I don't even know where my unrest is here? Uh
rich peat the tree?

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Enigmatic Kelly Clarkson, she does it all ladies. Kelly Clarkson
underneath the tree. Two points are rich in this game?
Paype show Christmas?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Came on to see that?

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Your final answer?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Don't come on for okay?

Speaker 7 (08:42):
We were looking for Uh it's Fallout Boy and the
song is called You'll shoot your eye out.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I know my problem with your game right now is
you just have to look at your phone to look
at that song.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I the game.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
Just onn and cozy A Cozy Little Christmas with you?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Quin Steffani?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
No, oh, Cozy Christmas with you?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Who's Katie Berry?

Speaker 7 (09:10):
Is what we were looking for? There?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (09:13):
You did a great You did great.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
The only person on the board yet is Peyton. Will
move on to our contestant, Stephanie.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
What is a Christmas refawn where the people would come
to dance.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
On just fuggle?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh exactly, Yeah, Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Congratulation.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
Kyle got the name of the song right, last round Peyton. Okay, Uh,
John Jay, you can spare Andreno We've got Kirk Gods
that's not both, George say thanks kipy song.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Whynny, you bring that one up.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
Two points for John Jay. Way to go round two
to Rich taking all the holls.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I'm talking sucking. No, I'm talking, I'm just sick small,
I'm talking. That is Meghan Trainer with her holiday song.

Speaker 7 (10:12):
Okay, Sabrina Carpenter and nonsense Christmas. Okay, way to go
nice try Rich Peyton from Detroit down.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
And New York to.

Speaker 7 (10:31):
Tim mcgrass singing on our way home from Okay, the
classic holiday favorite Lee Greenwood, God Bless the U s A.
I didn't say which holiday we were celebrating, Okay.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I know something up my sleep for you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Points for Payton.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm so sorry. I'm surprised. I was kind of holiday
whiplashy for I.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Need someone to help me with this because this is
actually insane.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
I've got to this line.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
That's Rio Grande and.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
It's so close. Sand to tell me is the name
of that song?

Speaker 7 (11:15):
And tell your points for Kyle in this game, Stephanie,
let's win this right now.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You are right, okay, You're going to Phoenix Son, Stephanie,
hold on the line.
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