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November 27, 2024 • 14 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listen to this. What's the lead of going at his
boyfriend's name, Kyle Benny.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I was on Benny Bloco's TikTok like I usually do,
and he posted this thing and I was like, is
that true? And on his TikTok he said if you
search your name and the word poop after it, that
there is a song so that has your name in.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It with poop, And I was like, really, So.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
The first thing I do because my name is John
Jay and there is never anything with my name. When
I was growing up, there were no coffee monks, no
license plate, it's nothing. So the first thing I do
I plug in Kyle's name. Check this out.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Cow poop cal poop, cal poop, cow poop poop.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Cow cow caoo.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Pretty cool a black vibes.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
So then I plug in Peyton's name. Is that really?
Is there a Peyton poop song?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Peyton poop, Peyton, Peyton, Peyton.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Johnny. Then I plug in Riches.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
Rich poop, Rich, Rich, Rich poop poop poop, rich boo.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Rich poo Chris Isaac.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I like it, So then I just take a shot.
Is there a John Jay?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
There's not, right, So then I put in well, let
me find the closest I find.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I find this.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Johnny boom, so then I go, let me see if
there's and then I.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Find John Joan Boo boo poop poop John Poop John
poo poop poop poop poop.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Sounds bummed out. There wasn't a joh j one right.
But then Noah back in behind the scenes, made me
feel a little bit better. He edited some of the
songs and guess what John.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
J poop poo Jay poop.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I am in.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
So then as Noah, I asked Noah, I said, can
you put all this stuff in the system. So he
put in the system and he goes check this thing
I found. He found this weird, weird song. I'm not
gonna tell you the name of it. I think you
can figure out maybe.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Kyle, listen, you drink your coffee. Nothing seemed out of
the norm, but inside your stomach threw a massive storm.
Soon we were all greeted with a terrible sound, then
a river of brown struck all those around. I have
no words. I'm thatt a loss because you just pooped
all over your boss. Kyle poops on her boss. That's

(03:16):
on YouTube somewhere.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
So unhinged this morning, like what is going on? Some
people have.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
A little too much time on the We're here for
it though.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
All the way here his sauna, just looking up TikTok.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I was on that thing plugging in. It's so much fun.
If you try to come up with anybody's name that
you know, it's like, just send him a little video.
Hey Dave, Dave, poop.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Down, come down, Bestine, thank you so much for holiday.
What's up, hi, guys?

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I just wanted to get some some advice about a
date I went on and lost night. It was there
a second date and the persone worked really well, but
this time he picked me up and his car was
trashed and it's a nice car, and it's not like
I really care about what kind of car he drives.
I just felt like he doesn't care about me if

(04:16):
he doesn't clean up before our date. And when I
brought it up to my roommate, she said the same thing,
that he's not really into me.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Wait, so did he take everything out of the passenger
seat and just throw it in the backseat or was
everything all over the place.

Speaker 7 (04:31):
It worthly seemed that he kind of forgot about the
date and last minute just shoved everything in the back.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Who knows what was in.

Speaker 7 (04:39):
The trunk, and didn't make any time to you know,
back him or clean up anything. And there was also
like this very distinct sweat smell, and that's a whole
other issue.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
So you're ordering.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Your question is should you see him because you don't
think he cares?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Yeah, Like you'd think that someone would want to clean
up their act, clean up the car and make it
an impression when they pick up their date.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
You would think that. You know, my son Dutch is
kind of a slob. He dresses really nice, but he's
a slob. He has a car. His car is black
and he could tell it. You know, black cars really
dirty when it is right, so it looks really dirty,
and he's got water bottles and clothes and shoes his car.
My son Jake is a clean freak, Like he washes
his car almost every day. It's spotless. So Dutch went

(05:29):
out on a date the other night, like the first
one in our family that was like Mom, Dad, I'm
taking this girl out tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
And they went to the cheesecake factory. It's delicious.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I know, I think you get there early just to
read the menu.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
So he was leaving and I was like, dude, in
the kitchen. We were sitting in the kitchen. I go,
your car is a disaster. How can you go in
this first date?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
He goes, I'm taking Jake's car.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
That way, I mean, completely making christ I mean Dutch
took it upon himself to ask for his clean, freek
brother's car keys to be able to impress this girl.
Obviously he cared enough. So I mean, I'm with you, Kristin.
I would probably as disgusting as my car is. I
would probably not want to date someone else that had
a gross car.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Okay, but if you were single, is your car dirty
like that? When you're single?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Oh yeah right, Okay, so boyfriend's actually disgusted by me
a matter of fact.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Okay, but look at you're in a relationship with him,
so you're giving your advice. But you are in a good, happy,
healthy relationship.

Speaker 9 (06:28):
That I am.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
But I also do hear from my boyfriend is how
come you didn't do this when we first started dating.
I wish I knew you were this gross.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, this is where I was going with it. There's
got to be a new dating term.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
That's like, you know, it's like hood fishing or whatever.
But like like your car was so clear when you dated,
but you were actually as slob like literally, So I
think you're looking at this all wrong, Christ, and he
is just showing you his true colors right away. Maybe
he likes you enough and feels comfortable enough with you
to show you his his true self.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Go out with it the stink.

Speaker 9 (07:02):
I get all the lime, like as gross.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
As my car as it does not stink same same.

Speaker 8 (07:09):
It's just like you, Like my husband won't even drive
on my car because he hates like there's always things everywhere,
And I'm like, you know what that's like just who
I am, your.

Speaker 9 (07:16):
Kids, our kids.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I don't think we have any answers for you, Christ,
I think we do.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
I think we we collectively decided that it doesn't necessarily
mean he doesn't care about you or didn't care or
forgot about the date.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
That's true, or at least that's.

Speaker 9 (07:33):
What I think.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
All right, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
You're welcome, Drive safe, thanks for listening. Meet them there
wherever there is, just meet them there, Thank.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
You, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Kiana. Hello, you are contested for our game Nick is
the host. Nick, what gave me playing?

Speaker 9 (07:55):
You guys were gonna play Counteract today? I like to
theme my games, and when you you.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
So Counteract works?

Speaker 9 (08:02):
Is I play a clip of an actor in a movie, right,
and I like to theme the games. I went with
people who have had fevers before. Kidding you guys, it's
space themes, space movie in space. Okay, we're gonna go
around the room. If you can guess the actor and
the movie that they're in, you get two points. If

(08:25):
you can add any additional movies to that actor has
been in, you get additional points of that as well.
Are we ready? Yes, Okay, We're gonna start with John Jay.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less
than twelve pars.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Harrison Ford does Han Solo. He's in Star Wars, Empire
Strikes Back. We turned to the Jedi. He is in
Patriot Games. He is in Indiana Jones, Last Crusade, Raiders, Lost,
Dark Templo, Doom.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Yeah, good job, John Jay. It looks like eight points there.
Solid start Rich, it's your turn.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Things will get bad. Bring it down.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Chris Pratt Guardians of the Galaxy in Jurassic World. Uh
huh he's in Parks and rec like a movie.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
He's in the Lego movie.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
And Garfield.

Speaker 9 (09:18):
Yeah, I could also win with the Guardians of Galaxy
volume two or Guardians of Galaxy Volume three or Avengers.
Oh yeah, good job, Rich.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm not feeling confident coming from there, not at all.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I'm so sorry, Peyton.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
That's from Space Sham, and that is one of the Monstars,
and that is what's his name, Bill Murray? Okay, Bill Murray.
Bill Murray's in Space Shim.

Speaker 9 (09:54):
You were over three? You were over three. I drew
a curve because I was putting this game together and
she was like, oh, do I get Space Sham. I'm like, yes,
that was that was That was Gonzo of the Muppets
from Muppets in Space, So that wasn't even space. So sorry,

(10:14):
all right, well no.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Point is in a Muppet Christmas.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
Girls in all the Muppet films.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (10:21):
So we're gonna move on, Kyle, Let's play some basketball.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I can't say I can't send you.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
That was from Space Jam.

Speaker 10 (10:32):
Yes, sounded like Michael Jordan's Yes, and Michael Jordan is
in Space Jam.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Yes.

Speaker 10 (10:39):
I don't know any other movies.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Michael Jordan's Kyle to Michael B.

Speaker 11 (10:44):
Jordan's has a silhouettes care home Alone might be and
be like Mike like Mike cut out and home alone.

Speaker 9 (10:56):
That's right, busy, it's return.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
What the I'm a cartoon? Is this where the game
is going to happen?

Speaker 9 (11:08):
Lron high Mays is correct? Go on.

Speaker 8 (11:12):
H Space Jam and see other movies.

Speaker 9 (11:16):
How I think he's a house party.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
That's another one.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
I can't confirm her deny that the last one behave well,
he's a house party.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'll give you a party at his house.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
I only thought he was in he was in then
Amy Schumer movie train Wreck that Space too. Well, he
wasn't in the original Space Sham, but I gave him space.
I mean now Peyton's I don't know. This game is
out of control.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
After one round.

Speaker 9 (11:44):
John Jay's in the lead and we're moving into round two.
Now when mom beats?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh okay, that's so Will Smith?

Speaker 9 (11:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Men in Black Men of Black two legend, I am legend? Uh?
Oh god? What am I thinking of right now? Not
forty eight hours?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
That?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Bagar vants tager Vance?

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Do you really excited that you'd shout out that movie.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
You do special game bag for uh?

Speaker 9 (12:15):
Four points in that round, John Jay and the lead? Uh,
I mean really a commandingly when we're going to Rich
here a.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Man in.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh hey, that's also Will Smith. Good job, Pursuit of
happiness legends. I am legend of the movie, I am robot.
He is also in the Wild Wild West and beggar.

Speaker 9 (12:38):
Vants could have gotten the legend of bag of vans
were the h we are looking for?

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
That's for Men in Black two?

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Okay, anyway, Rich didn't quite catch John Jay, Lizy paint
can on board?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
What do you think of that? What do you think
you should have done?

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Is Will Smith in After Earth?

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Whoa Jadon Smith?

Speaker 4 (13:07):
I love?

Speaker 9 (13:08):
Will Smith?

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Is also in Men in Black, Men in Black one,
Men in Black two? Oh, I can't use the same one?

Speaker 5 (13:14):
No?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
What why would you do? Why would you think that that.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Would be right?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
That's not all.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Actually I learned that trailer word for word when I
was like thirteen because I was so obsessed with Jaden Smith.

Speaker 9 (13:29):
That's wild. I really thought, I really thought that I
was going to get you. Because now it's Kyle's turn
and we'll see how this goes on.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
July fifteenth, Bars killed an Alien Roman the Fabulous.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay is that? Will Smith? Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 10 (13:44):
He's in Bad Boys one, Bad Boys two, Bad Boys Three.
He's in the Pursuit of Happiness, which I think I
was already might be already said. He's in Men in
Black four, Men in Black Three's.

Speaker 9 (13:58):
From Men in Black three, Kyle, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (14:02):
That's all right.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
I thought I was gonna do that. I mean a
lot of the movies have already been said.

Speaker 9 (14:08):
And Keana, good luck here catching John Jay. I guess
all right.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Welcome to Earth. I forgot about that. You go one
more time. Welcome to Earth, Will Smith.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
I'm gonna go Hancock, Will Smith, You're not looking for handcock.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
We are looking for Independence Day.

Speaker 9 (14:34):
Independence Day. You know what, Keana, I'm feeling generous. You
went today.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's John Jay Rich, Good morning, mons.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Dat your day with John Jay and Rich. I wake
up with my favorite artist.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Hey, this is Sabrina Carpenter. What's up, guys?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Post balloons, Benson Boone and you're waking up with John
Jay and Rich
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