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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Dan, thank you for holding Hey, how are
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you guys? What's up? Man?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So I'm trying to figure out if if I could
uninvite somebody for my wedding, and I feel kind of
guilty about it, but truthfully, he was kind of a
jackass at my bachelor party. So I'm wrestling with this.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
What happened at the bachelor party?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, So I really tried to make it clear to
everybody that I'm not into like the strippers, the dancers
are like anything like that.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
You know. I just wanted it to be like good
cling fun.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
We know how to basically, we know how to have
fun without that, right.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But one of the guys who came is dating my
fiancee's sister, and so he's not really close with me,
he's not really close with any of the other guys,
and he gus got hammered and ended up getting so
drunk that he brought call girls back into our hotels.
We know, so so upset with this guy, so I
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immediately kicked kicked the ladies out. But I'm I'm like,
I'm dead positive that he brought back one of these
ladies back to his own room.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
And I put to me in a you.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Know, in a weird position because I'm sitting here and thinking, like,
do I even want this guy.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
At my wedding anymore?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Because if I like an invite him, it's gonna end
up creating this huge mess with my family. And I
obviously don't want to stress out my fiance, uh this
close to you know, her big day or anything. But
should I just like, do I say something now like.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Rip off the band aid?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Or should I wait and tell her after the wedding?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I am, is this like too deep?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Am I already like too deep into this mess? I
just need some help.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's kind of messy right there? You are in a pickle. Well,
is he in the wedding party or just as a guest?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You mean no, he's now a part of.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
My grooms.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Kinds of things even I know because then there's like
even numbers up in the altar.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
And just like I think, I'm just like, I.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Don't know if I'm overthinking it.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
But I just like, really, he crossed a boundary. I've
been through this before I had a guy.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
So you know, Blake has a ton of friends and
I don't have a ton of friends. So, like Dan,
I needed to match everybody up. So I had I
asked everybody I knew to be in my wedding party.
And there was a guy, uh, and he was a
really good guy. He was really funny, but he was
just always always giving me really bad advice, like I
think he wanted me to fail. And then finally I
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caught on and I was like, you know what, dude,
I said, I don't want you in my wedding party anymore.
So I uninvited him for my wedding party. I don't
remember if he went to the wedding or not. I
don't remember that. But for me, like for for you,
Like I remember my my sister in law, no one
really liked her boyfriend at the time, So the whole
spiel was and say, with my sister, I liked her boyfriend,
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but I was like, I don't want to have he's
your boyfriend. I don't want to have him in my
wedding pictures, so I'm not going to.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Ask if they break up.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Right then, I had this guy that you're not at
seeing anymore, and I.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Made the right call because both those guys are out
of both their lives, and I look at my wedding
photos every day, not to be in my wedding party,
and it was simple, and he was at my bachelor party.
Would I had two bachelor party, he would both of them,
and I said, you're not in my wedding party.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
More.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Yeah, I found but I could have Seriously, I could
have hard conversations with him something switch.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I feel like dance situation though, was a lot trickier
because it's like if you think he went back to
this room with this lady and that's your fiance sister.
Like if you were to tell your fiance, like your
fiance is like that guy's cheating on my sister, drinks
may be thrown, like, it could get really really ugly.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I wouldn't say that. I would just say I don't
want to have the wedding party.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
So you don't bring up the cheating us.
Speaker 8 (03:47):
It's not questionable behavior, just not a good influence on everybody.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
He was acting a fool.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean he could say a lot of things without
saying exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
What because I was like, I feel like that is
like what do you do in that situation?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Because also in a bachelor party, you supposed to keep
everything on the d L That's why there's a die code.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
You could almost be the first thing I thought of,
is you need to go talk to him and tell
him what a bad position he put you in, you know, shaming. Yeah,
and then you could hold it over him a little
bit till after the wedding.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You know, like good idea little manipulation.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Seriously, I mean that he screwed things up for you.
He put you in a really bad spot. He could
have blown up your whole wedding, So you need to
remind him that you could blow up his whole spot too.
So now you better walk the line you got. You
got one chance with me. You ever screwed up the
sister finds out, I'm gonna blow up your whole world.
You don't come at him like that.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
We'd even ask like were the call girls attractive?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Got party?
Speaker 7 (04:45):
This friend of mine, Bruce, he hired some strippers like
that to come to our room. And I remember they
were it was mortifying.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
They were like.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Missing teeth and the girl had this girl had a
tattoo over a chest and said Champagne.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
And I was like, is that your name, sham Paine?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
She's like no, I remember, Like, why would you rather
ship here?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Could you guys leave? We had them leave they did
not stay and they could you please leave? Is a cop?
Speaker 8 (05:13):
You could be a copy?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
All right, Danny, thanks for calling it, dude. Good morning, Jonathan,
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
So I understand uh our text line by the way,
you text jj R whatever you want to say to
nine six eight ninety three, and we try to read
all the text message. And you've been texting like every day,
every day about something to do with Grant. And I
talked to Grant, and Grant has no idea what you
talked about.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
So what is your text?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I've been texting every day since about March to win
free tickets. So I've been texting every day every single
time that I'll listen to. I text the line.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Win free tickets to what, oh horror nights? What is that?
Oh you mean horror? It's like a dizzy Land or
something or University Universal.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Yeah, that's like in October?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yes, were we giving them away back then?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You guys did last year? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Yeah in October around around Halloween.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, I wanted to start early.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah what you did?
Speaker 8 (06:18):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Wait, what did that have to do with Grant?
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Grant have the ticket? Keep saying he wants to be
on I keep calling to be on Grant's I keep
texting Day thirty five and me texting about Grant's Horror.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Right something I like his ADHD trivia.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Say, so you want to play ADHD trivia or a
d D trivia for Halloween Horror Nights in October.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Yeah, okay, then it's gonna be like seventy So I said, Nick,
I go, could you get this guy honestly what the
hell he's talking about? Because I want to make sure
everyone's happy when you at least, you know, get something
from us.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
And I mean it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
All right, dude, have a great day here here Uh,
Day thirty seven of asked you to be a participant
on Grant's game to win Horror Nights tickets.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
That's all right, thanks dude.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Good luck in October, Victoria.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's going great.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
How are you?
Speaker 9 (07:20):
Uh great? I have a wild story of how I
was woken up this morning.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Okay my husband.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
My husband, uh says, it's say around six stirty. He goes,
I'm hearing some yelling outside and now I think he's
just a little sensitive to noises in the morning because
he's a light sleeper. I'm about to tell him, just
don't worry about it. And then I hear over a
loud speaker literally right outside our window, a swat team
announcing the address of our neighbors, saying, you know, we're
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the Scottsdail pet come out, we have a search warrant,
we have you know, the dogs, the whole bit. And
they start throwing flash grenades and my husband does a
tough can roll off the bed, see me, no protection
for me, and it goes on and on, and his
whole thing. He goes, we need to go to the
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kitchen so that I can make sure so if this
turns into a shootout, there's no stray bullets, We're going
to be safe. And I'm like, no, no, where can
I get a better vantage point. I need to know
what's happening.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So what happened?
Speaker 9 (08:24):
And so then I mean we, I mean, we're kind
of limited on what we can know. We were able
to chat with the police officers a little bit once
we figured out what was going on. He said, they
kind of knew they weren't going to be home when
they planned this raid. It was more of the search
warrant of the house. They couldn't tell us much because
but he did say it's an ongoing investigation, including a
couple of other states, and that they're going to be
boarding up the house.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
That is the lack of a way to get woken up.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
It was crazy. The worst part with the flash grenades
because it was so loud and it was our literal
next door neighbor. It did sound like a bomb going off.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Were your neighbors sketchy though? Did you ever notice anything
weird about them?
Speaker 8 (09:04):
No?
Speaker 9 (09:06):
They I mean no, I mean I've only probably seen
them maybe twice ever, and they've lived there for probably
two years. I wouldn't know them off the street. The
main thing is they do smoke a lot, and so
like that's the only thing notable about that house. You
could go outside in our backyard anytime of day, seven
in the morning and it reeks.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh so well, they know Grants here your house. Well, Victoria,
that's a crazy way to wake up. Thanks for sharing
that with us, Thanks so much.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Thanks for taking me on the area.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
I lovea it really goes down. It seems you're on
your own. That's not going to help you.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I feel like springs into action. Looks like we gotta
Liz on the line to play the game of this.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
Good morning, Liz, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
You're playing for ice Cube tickets. Grant's the host. What
are you playing, grands brother?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
We're playing the four second Role, America's favorite and fastest
game show here on the John Jay and Rich Show.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
A lot of stuff going on there.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
So basically, I'm going to go and give each of
you a category, and you have four seconds to name
three things and said category. Now, Liz, you're probably wondering,
what does four seconds sound like?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Rich?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's it.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
That's four seconds you good, Liz?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
Yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
We start with John J.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Van s.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
All of this was written during today's show, inspired by
today's show, So if you've been listening to the podcast,
you might have answers, or if you've been participating live
on the air, like you guys for you.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
So John J.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Van s four second rule, John Jay, in four seconds,
name three things you bought that you didn't like.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
A car, a jacket, a hoodie, shirts, toothpaste.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I like you, brother, what kind of toothpaste? It's called Censidine.
I love Censini. Shout out to Censadi.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I feel like that is like the Grandmas of all toothpastes.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
It helps if you have sensitive ten guys. All right,
centsadine negative points for Peyton, Rich Rich, Bara Yop, all right,
April is over almost officially.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Four to twenty was fun this year, so Rich. In
four seconds, name three things you roll up.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Joint, A mattress, a pillow, the calendar year.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I'll give it to you.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
A nice shove, calendar year.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Roll up the calendar year.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
Peyton went more for second rule Handmaid's Tales in their
last season, and it's very boring, incredibly boring show.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It should have done one.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
So Peyton, with that in mind, in four seconds, give
me three shows that should have ended after their first season.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
You, Euphoria and the Idol I Good Answers.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Nice show.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Peyton showed up to play it today.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
All right, are you ready? All right? Four seconds?
Speaker 6 (11:49):
Kyle named three types of videos that make you stop scrolling.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Oh, cooking, desserts and funny stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I'll get it to you.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
It was fine. Liz, are you there, Okay? You have
four seconds? Name three foods you eat that make you
feel good.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Liz cake, spaghettie, this nice job altogether, I think yeah,
all that makes it all up?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
All right?
Speaker 8 (12:26):
We moving to the speed round.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
We got everybody on the board.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
After round one.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
John J.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Man as four seconds. Name three things most people lie
about their.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
Age, their income, and their birthday. Nice job, agent birthdays
the same? Oh you know what, but you could maybe
I could say amina or another moment.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
I mean, yeah, maybe they want to be a gemini
instead of a scorpion.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Maybe yeah, maybe.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
It's a dumb thing to lie about, but you can
lie about that. YEA very nice job, rich Vera in
four second's rich name three ways to instantly tick off
a roommate.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Eat their food, wear their clothes, and make loud noise
while you're making love.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Very nice. That happened to you very often? Sorry?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
What no?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I went my own clothes?
Speaker 8 (13:13):
All right?
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Peyton Way Moore for a second rule, Peyton, name three
things that people over share.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
I don't know their personal life there.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
I don't know. It took up a lot of time.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Tough question, all right, Kyle, Other than the McDonald's ice
cream machine. Name three things that are always broken.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
My windshield usually my phone.
Speaker 9 (13:47):
Screen and my car.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Like a nice job, Liz, are you ready.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
You can my heart, my spirit, Liz.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
This one's worth all the points. You could go see
ice cube if you get this correct?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Liz, in four seconds, name three things that make you
feel young.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Dancing, listening to music and.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Nice job, Lizy've won the game today.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
All right, lidies, you're gonna go see ice Cube. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 9 (14:28):
It's my birthday, so this is so awesome.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hold on, we just got a text.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
John Jay and Rich Day seventy five of asked you
to be a participant on Gary's game to wing Horror
Night tickets. Today was funny lol. Thank you. No more, Jonathan,
No more.