January 5, 2026 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich Good morning, Alice.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
How are you hi?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning, guys, I'm great.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
We're gonna play Noise Machine for tickets to the Arizona
Residence Festival.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
That's pretty close.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
We're playing a game called Noise Machine today, guys. At
the end of last year, have you heard Stranger Things Ended?
And spoiler alert, there's a big emotional scene right where Will,
one of the main characters, comes out and everybody's crying
and it's like a whole thing, and he says how
he comes out, He says, I don't like girls. Well,
(00:40):
I've picked some things that Will also doesn't like. Okay,
so I've attached them to the end of the clip.
You have to guess the thing that Will doesn't like. Okay, Okay,
we're gonna start with John Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I just I don't like I don't like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I don't like Taylor Swift. Yeah, you're right, Will does
not like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Will would definitely be a Swift.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Okay, you play football clip.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
John Jay on the board. At one point Will, We'll
continue the game with Rich.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I just I don't like he doesn't like your friendly neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He doesn't. No, no, he does not, big big big
DC guy.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Will is. Okay, So thus far, John Jay on the
board with one point. Rich on the board at one point, Peyton,
I I just I.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Don't like.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Going to the bathroom. Will doesn't like going to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Okay, not not act any any other guesses in the room.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Will does not like soda.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, that's a that's a good guess.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Will does not like water.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Will doesn't like coffee, Kyle, pretty pretty clearly coffee clearly.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, so no points are paid in this round. Uh, Kyle,
I just I.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Don't like.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Will doesn't like nets.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
No, Will is not a huge fan of Netflix, doesn't
doesn't like where it took his career.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, the whole streaming thing.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah yeah, he's just not there yet. Okay, So uh, John,
j Rich, Kyle all have one point. Alice, it's your turn.
I just I.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Don't like Oh my gosh, that's the oh gosh, Kyle,
you would know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I mean, just played the clip one more time and
you'll know what the answer is.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yes, what is it?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What is the same?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I am so blinking right now you can.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hear it again.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Let's I just I don't like baby, get year job.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
After one round, John J, Ridge, Kyle, and Alice all
on the board will begin round two with John Jay.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I just I don't like.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I hope I say the right word and I get canceled.
Oh god, it's only obvious. You didn't have to play
the sound effect.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh MG.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Go with the second the Love of God.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Or kidden?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We were looking for good.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I was hovering over the.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Just trying to okay, just testing you this morning, John Day,
good job, all right, kidding was correct?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
All right?
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Dull.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
The next clip goes to Rich, I just.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
You know I met Gladys Knight when I worked in Dallas.
I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
she was doing a like a little show for the
radio station. He doesn't like amazing stories, but encounters.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, I would again, I would accept Chips or Gladys Knights.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Except Rich. There's multiple choices on that one. Good good,
good job? Rich?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
All right, two boys, So much for my resolution, officially
officially the new Year.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okays, okay, all right. Round two continues with Peyton.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I just I don't like that they just had a
reunion show over the break.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Could I hear it again, please.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
I just I.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Don't like read beginning.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm gonna doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
All right, Well, everybody loves Raymond except for Will.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's for Raymond. Okay, all right, everybody loves Raymond. All right,
good shot, Peyton. No points in this game. We'll move
on to Kyle.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I just.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's just where we This is the world that we
live in.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, Alice, if you can get this correct, you're gonna
go to the Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I just I don't like.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Oh gosh, can I.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Hear that again?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I just I don't like.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh six seven, let's go?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
All got four tickets and Renaissance Festival. Congratulations, thank you
so much. We just got a text on this game.
Oh no, Johnshy and Richard, this might be the dumbest gad.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's amazing, though, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It sounds like a test to me
John Jay and Rich Good morning, Alice.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
How are you hi?
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning, guys, I'm great.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
We're gonna play Noise Machine for tickets to the Arizona
Residence Festival.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
That's pretty close.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
We're playing a game called Noise Machine today, guys. At
the end of last year, have you heard Stranger Things Ended?
And spoiler alert, there's a big emotional scene right where Will,
one of the main characters, comes out and everybody's crying
and it's like a whole thing, and he says how
he comes out, He says, I don't like girls. Well,
(00:40):
I've picked some things that Will also doesn't like. Okay,
so I've attached them to the end of the clip.
You have to guess the thing that Will doesn't like. Okay, Okay,
we're gonna start with John Jay.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I just I don't like I don't like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
I don't like Taylor Swift. Yeah, you're right, Will does
not like Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Will would definitely be a Swift.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Okay, you play football clip.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
John Jay on the board. At one point Will, We'll
continue the game with Rich.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I just I don't like he doesn't like your friendly neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
He doesn't. No, no, he does not, big big big
DC guy.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Will is. Okay, So thus far, John Jay on the
board with one point. Rich on the board at one point, Peyton,
I I just I.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Don't like.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Going to the bathroom. Will doesn't like going to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Okay, not not act any any other guesses in the room.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Will does not like soda.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, that's a that's a good guess.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Will does not like water.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Will doesn't like coffee, Kyle, pretty pretty clearly coffee clearly.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay, so no points are paid in this round. Uh, Kyle,
I just I.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Don't like.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Will doesn't like nets.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
No, Will is not a huge fan of Netflix, doesn't
doesn't like where it took his career.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, the whole streaming thing.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah yeah, he's just not there yet. Okay, So uh, John,
j Rich, Kyle all have one point. Alice, it's your turn.
I just I.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Don't like Oh my gosh, that's the oh gosh, Kyle,
you would know.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I mean, just played the clip one more time and
you'll know what the answer is.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yes, what is it?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What is the same?
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I am so blinking right now you can.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hear it again.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Let's I just I don't like baby, get year job.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
After one round, John J, Ridge, Kyle, and Alice all
on the board will begin round two with John Jay.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I just I don't like.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I hope I say the right word and I get canceled.
Oh god, it's only obvious. You didn't have to play
the sound effect.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Oh MG.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Go with the second the Love of God.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Or kidden?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
We were looking for good.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I was hovering over the.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Just trying to okay, just testing you this morning, John Day,
good job, all right, kidding was correct?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
All right?
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Dull.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
The next clip goes to Rich, I just.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
You know I met Gladys Knight when I worked in Dallas.
I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
she was doing a like a little show for the
radio station. He doesn't like amazing stories, but encounters.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, I would again, I would accept Chips or Gladys Knights.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Except Rich. There's multiple choices on that one. Good good,
good job? Rich?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
All right, two boys, So much for my resolution, officially
officially the new Year.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okays, okay, all right. Round two continues with Peyton.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I just I don't like that they just had a
reunion show over the break.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Could I hear it again, please.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
I just I.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Don't like read beginning.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'm gonna doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
All right, Well, everybody loves Raymond except for Will.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That's for Raymond. Okay, all right, everybody loves Raymond. All right,
good shot, Peyton. No points in this game. We'll move
on to Kyle.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I just.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
It's just where we This is the world that we
live in.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, Alice, if you can get this correct, you're gonna
go to the Renaissance Festival.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I just I don't like.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Oh gosh, can I.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Hear that again?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I just I don't like.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Oh six seven, let's go?
Speaker 7 (06:40):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
All got four tickets and Renaissance Festival. Congratulations, thank you
so much. We just got a text on this game.
Oh no, Johnshy and Richard, this might be the dumbest gad.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's amazing, though, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It sounds like a test to me
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