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Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's John d and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
You know, I always say, text us, text JJR and
what and whatever's on your mind? To ninety six, eight
ninety three, and we got a text from Madison and
I just called her. I said, I woke her up
and I was like, Madison, I'm calling you about your
text and she goes, what did I text you about?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
But do you remember now, Madison.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yes, very much?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What did you text us about?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
David Lambert from the show The Fosters out on ABC
Family a couple of years ago followed me and my
private or my Instagram profiles private, and so he followed me.
He watched my stories and then I went to go
look on him and I noticed that he immediately unfollowed me,
and I was like, no, my heart, I didn't even

(00:53):
get to DMM.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
And your text was, have you ever had a celebrity
crush follow you on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I did?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, today, David Lambert from The Foster's TV show request
to follow me, and you said, I about died.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, because I love him and I needed to start
a d M with him and like didn't have like
a relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, that's what's next.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Hilarious, But that was next, And he didn't like what
he saw. He saw like kids and not me being pretty, and.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Like, what's the theory on how he ended? Because it
takes a lot of work to follow someone who's private,
you know, and go out and seek you and be like, oh,
I want to see So you think he was just
scrolling and thought maybe your little circle icon pision is
great and then didn't like what you saw on your profile.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, because it's happened before, multiple like c lists, celebrities
do that to me.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Okay, like, who else give us another clister?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, somebody from my big fat, fabulous life. I can't
remember who else it was.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
But are you like, is your profile picture like you
in a bikini or something?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Is there what are we missing?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, it's always know, it's always just my face.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
So why are you private?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Because sometimes I post political stuff and I don't want
my job to see like me hating on stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, I can tell you this I had and I
bring this up because it just was brought up to
my attention yesterday. My son Dutch Loves is a Brice Hall.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Is his name? Brice Hall? You wn'm talking about. He's
an Instagram guy. He's a huge YouTuber.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
He followed me on Instagram for a long time, and
then now he doesn't follow me anymore. I don't know
what he was at the inauguration and he's like some
huge TikTok YouTuber guy.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
But I remember now there's some people from the Boys
who followed me, like some howk guy from there.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
You've got a very consistent level of celebrity that followed you.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I know, very sea.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
But I got to say, to unfollow somebody for me,
it's a pretty it's a pretty big to do.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
It's a task.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, I mean I would I would rather just see
what they're I wouldn't care about it enough to unfollow
pay it. So I wondered when you did that was
so offensively.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Do you just have you just have kids?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
That's it, just the fact that I think it's just
like I'm a.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Mom, and I feel like every time people see that,
like I have selfies with a little boy, They're like,
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Back in my tumbler days, I had a Jaden Smith
fan page follow me and I fully thought that it
was Jade Smith, and I would post about it on Facebook.
I'd be like, oh yeah, Jame Smith followed me on Tumblr.

Speaker 8 (03:22):
He definitely did not.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
My god, Well, Madison, thank you for texting and sharing
that with us.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Thanks guys, Love you guys.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Let me too, Bye bye, Luda, good morning. What's up man?

Speaker 8 (03:35):
Hey Johndre, How are you good?

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Man?

Speaker 8 (03:36):
How are you good? Good?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
So?

Speaker 8 (03:38):
I have a funny story someone I came across at
a Colorado Springs airport. It's a TSA agent.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
You are a TSA agent.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
I was for two years eighteen to twenty, okay and
Colorado Springs. Yeah, I was doing a bag check on
this very handsome man ended up being you. You came
through the scanner, you and you were alarmed in the
grind area and you got like kind of justin Timberlake
stuff going on down there. So me and must have

(04:09):
say there's nothing going on but armed, sorry, alarmed in
the Yeah. And so turn out you needed a back check.
I called Joe over, Hey, John, Jay, what's up? Come over? Backcheck?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Right.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
So it was a big bottle of lube or lotion
something like that. Right, So what's what's your favorite kind
of gum? Five gum five gum? Yeah, I'm doing your
backcheck and you're like, oh, it's so expensive, Please don't
please don't throw it away. It was like twenty ounces
or some something crazy like that. And what did I find?
I found five gum. And I got so distracted about

(04:49):
vibing off five gum because that's my favorite gum too, right,
So I ended up letting you go with the lotion.
It was something expensive. He kept saying it was. It
was expensive, Please don't talk to it. So I kind
of got distracted. He was very convincing.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm trying to see if your story is true or
not because I don't have lotion, Like I don't ever
travel with.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Lotion, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Okay, it was yeah, No, it was probably I don't know.
Let's say it was yeah, some kind of some kind
of cream or something that was that was too big?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Are you sure it was me?

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It was you.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
You you called rich OVERRANI, Hey, this is this is luda, So.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
It's ludiac I kind of do. And I I feel
like I know what it was. I feel it like
it was some shampoo that makes your hair grow or
something like that.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Special shampoo.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Okay, I get that. I could see that, but like
like lube or like lotion. No, I'm not going to
a dinny party. No, hey, so you you being a
t S a egin did you see have you seen
lots of stuff?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Do you catch lots of things that were crazy in.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
The two years? I mean a lot of sex toys. Uh.
It was about one hundred grand in cash that was
wrapped up in like the the white teas that you
get that I rolled up like thunder shirts.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Wow, yeah, I mean some stuff I can't say on
the air, but uh, but yeah it was a good.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
So someone with a hundred grand, they're getting through and
they get buzzed and you're like, oh but you got
five gum?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Go ahead?

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Hey it was John Day. I mean, come on, what's funny?
Is I? Let you go?

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Right?

Speaker 8 (06:36):
And I ended up getting fired for that?

Speaker 9 (06:38):
No way, come on, okay, good.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Later, dude, Thank you?

Speaker 8 (06:47):
All right, Christmas Wish, Christmas Wish.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
We're gonna play a game.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
We need to contest an eight seven seven nine three
seven one oh four seven eight seven seven nine four
have the price today justin Timberlake tickets now while we
wait for a contestant, did you guys see what was
going on in Australia? No, mysterious balls have washed up
on shore and four several beaches to close in Sydney

(07:13):
last week. These balls were found to contain saturated fatty
acids E. Coli and fecal bacteria.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, And they were like they were like bigger than
meat balls, and they were just in the sand rolled.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It was gross.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
So the news, all these new stations are doing a
story about this. One news report. They can't stop using
the word balls. They say balls so much. It's so
damn funny. I had to highlight it for you.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Are these balls are the talk of the.

Speaker 10 (07:36):
Town, Jane, The mystery of the balls on the sand
enters a new chapter. I just wanted to ask you,
did you see any balls down there this morning?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, you didn't see any balls.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
The water was nice.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
Have you seen any balls on the beach this morning?

Speaker 7 (07:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Not yet.

Speaker 10 (07:49):
You keep your eye and let me know if you
see any balls. Okay, I personally haven't seen any balls
out here on the beach.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
So now there's a new mystery, the disappearing balls.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Where an't they all gone?

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Who you.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Bring them back?

Speaker 6 (08:03):
So there was eight references to the word ball right there.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, game, we're gonna play Payton.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
We're gonna play Peyton's category so it's a fun game
that I like to play. I'm gonna give you guys
a category, and then we are gonna go around the
room rapid fire. Whoever gets the question or the category
wrong is out and we move on to the next round.
But for this round of Peyton's categories, if you don't
answer with a question or an answer that I know,

(08:30):
then you're out. You're wrong.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Got it?

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Get into my brain, your old mind.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
You got to get there. Melissa is our contestant. Hi Melissa.

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Hey, guys, do you need to.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Hear the directions for Peyton's categories because I do. I
need to hear them again.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Okay, we're gonna go around rapid fire. I'm gonna give
you guys a category. You guys have to respond with
the first thing that comes to your mind. If you
repeat the category answer, then you're out. Or if you
can't think of one, then you're out. And are these
category questions? You have to get inside of my brain.
So if I don't know what you're talking about, then
you're wrong and you get out. Okay, all right, We're

(09:08):
gonna start with you John Jay, then Rich, then you Kyle,
and then you Melissa. So anytime you hear Kyle's voice,
you're right after her.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Okay, got it all right, John Jay?

Speaker 6 (09:16):
Starting with you. I have to know the answer or.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
You are out.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Okay, Okay, category is celebrity baby names go North Apple, Chicago.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
Yeah, that's the worst.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
When you have something in your head and you got it.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I feel I know that's a good one.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
That's I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to steal that
from you. You know, I was gonna go When it
come back to me, I was gonna go. I was
gonna go Moses. Do you know Moses, but so you
would have accepted that. No, Okay, that's Apple's brother.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Oh I don't know Moses.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I know that's right. So in my head, here's what happened.
In my head.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I went Moses, and then I was like, she's not
gonna Moseses, I'm gonna go with Saint. And I was like,
I hope someone doesn't get Saint yet. But then Melissa
screwed it up anywhere.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
That would have screwed me up because I.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
Was gonna go Chango then Saint.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
See, you guys know me and know that I love
my card as so good job for you guys. But
it's Okay, Melissa, that was just like the prelim round,
I guess, so we won't count that that. Oy, Okay,
we're gonna start with you, John Jay again. Okay. The
category is famous movie characters.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Go Han Solo, Indiana Jones's Faura Batman, Luke Skywalker, Elwood's
The Joker, Anchorman, Robin the Riddler. I had.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
A stupid one to get out on.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
I know, come on, Regina, George, I.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Know, I know, but I was going down superhero route
because that's what we were doing, and I'm not a
big superhero person, so I couldn't think of another one totally.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
You know what, you just gave me an idea for
a game. What if I get picture right now?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
So what if the game is I give you a
movie character name and you have to give me the
name of another character in that movie, Like if I
go real quick, We'regina, George, Katie Heron. All right, you
gotta be really fast, right, can't something like that?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
That's fun. It's a fun GAMEO game I want to
play I'm here for But good job. It's okay. You
guys actually kind of held your ground there for a
little bit, but unfortunately Kyle did get out. So we're
gonna start with you, Melissa for this next round. Okay,
got it?

Speaker 9 (11:36):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Also reminder that these are things that are inside my
brain as a twenty.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Six year old.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
So the category is, Melissa, things you can't live without
or things I can't live without?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Go your Bay, your man.

Speaker 7 (11:51):
Yes, fact, pickles, the steam mop water, basketball, THHC infused foods,
affordable eyelashes.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh that is a good one. Good blush, Yes.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
I love blush.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Girls' nights out, hair weaves, morning caffeine.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Tequila, family.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Joorge.

Speaker 6 (12:18):
I don't wear weaves.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
I thought that's what you cut. I thought that's what
you cut out of your hair. Those are braids.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
Those were braids, Those were box braids. A weave is
like what Kyle gets is like a So I thought
it was the.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Same thing, just different. That's so funny that you think
it's funny. I don't know the difference.

Speaker 6 (12:36):
Because you're just such a man like Okay, hold the
braids that you get put in and the hair caut
is put in, aren't they both sewed into your hair?

Speaker 7 (12:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
How does your hair go in?

Speaker 6 (12:48):
You braid it in, and.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
How does your hair go in?

Speaker 8 (12:50):
You.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
So now we have to define the different between braiding,
and it's very different. It's just very different to me
is real hair.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
My hair is like synthetic hair made out of blas.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
But it's a very different method of putting them in too.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
It's so funny, awesome. I think it's awesome that I'm
learning this and that it makes Still that makes no
sense to me, but I'll accept it.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
We need to put some braids into your hair and
do some feet and braids.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Like if you put braids on one side of my
hair and you put Kyle's extension on those side of hair.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know if I feel the difference, Yes, you would,
I would.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I don't know if it looks different though I'd been
watching the person that know, Yes it does.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
You lose Judge.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Outlita waves because we can't.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
We can't top that come off.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's so good.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
As long as Melissa didn't get out of this round,
she is my winner for these dictas.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
So you've never worn a weave before?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
What's you never wore a weave?

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Because what Kyle has in her.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Hair, it's like tracks.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
That's not the same. You can call it hair extension.
It's just a different method of putting.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
It in, Like where I grew up, Like how I
grew up. That's a weave, Kyle does are extensions?

Speaker 4 (14:09):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, we're learning, Melissa. You get justin Timberly tickets. Congratulations.

Speaker 7 (14:17):
Yeah, that whole hair debacle was worth it.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yes, yes, hopefully it was for other people too,
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