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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you ever had a roommate, you know there's always
issues that come up. Well, we've got a situation. A
woman moved in with a roommate. We got problems. We're
going to get into it. I she'll share after Benson Boone.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's beautiful things.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
That Jane Rich Good morning, Priya, thanks for holding of course,
what's going on.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I just moved into this house with my cousin and
one of her friends at the bartender and it's only
been about two months, and honestly, like everything's great except
for like one problem.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
So not my cousin, but the bartender chick. She brings
home a different dude, like at least twice a week,
like Cockford.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
And she's your roommate.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah, but I brought her up to my cousin, I meant,
my other roommate, thinking like she'd be surprised or concerned.
She just shrugs and was like, yeah, she's she's but
she cleans on time.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, I mean there's something of that.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
I mean, and your concern is for the bartender girl,
or because there's these random dudes in your house all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's it's the random dudes in the house all the time,
and like my boyfriend's even concerned about it. It's like sure,
like yeah, she cleans, she cooks, you know, space rent whatever,
But my room's right next to hers, and I hear everything.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You I never remate like that.

Speaker 6 (01:31):
That used to be a bartender, and she had this
thing She's like, if I bring home a guy, you
will know because their shoes will peep by the front door,
and you know, like whatever's happened in there, that's just
me hooking up. And so when I first moved in,
it happened every now and then, but towards the end
of us room together, it was probably once a week

(01:52):
or something like that. And it does kind of skeeze
you out a little bit, different guys, different guys. Yeah,
until she finally got serious with the guy she married.
I think it's pretty baller to pull a bartender out
of a club.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Unless there, you.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
Know, the club shuts down and it's two am and
it's time to go home, and you're just picking up
whatever stragglers are there.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
But also go ahead.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
No, I was just gonna say, I totally feel your boyfriend,
Like I think my boyfriend will feel some type of
way too. If there was random guys coming in and out.
You don't know if this roommate is vetting. These men
might be a serial killer, and all three of you
are dead.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah that's not safe exactly all.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
But these bartenders get hit on all night long and
eventually some guy just got it.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Whatever. I wonder if it was timing, Was he the
best guy, the best line?

Speaker 6 (02:35):
It was like in a business park in San Diego,
So like all the business dudes after work would go
in there, and they're all the rest.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Nights and stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
So I'd see ties shoes on the floor and I
was worried about her. But again to Pria's point, she
always cleaned the apartment and she always had fresh food
on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
So who am I to complain?

Speaker 6 (02:53):
I mean, you need to.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Drop to your roommate and just be like hey, but
by the way, like I don't want to judge your
lifestyle or anything like that, but I do live in
the room next to you and have concerns about the
people that are coming into our house. Like it's not just.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
You rich.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Pria's current mind was a long time ago.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, like that conversation has to happen. I feel like
you can't have a healthy roomy situation if the lines
of communication.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Are not open.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, So because I don't want to be totally off
line and like tell her, like Kennyses, limit your hookups
to just weekend. I don't know, Like I don't know,
but I think I do need to talk to ye or.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
Maybe like ask her, like, hey, if you're going to
bring some guy home, can you really shoot me a
text so maybe I can like go to my boyfriend's
house and I'm not at home, you know, like something
like that, Like she should at least give you a headsap.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Well what did you do? Rich?

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Well, she had her code. She said, I will leave
shoes out, so you know, don't be love.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
How did do you ever say anything? Or how did it?

Speaker 6 (03:50):
It was kind of weird, but we ended up not
I ended up moving. Actually I moved to Dallas.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Did you ever sleep with her?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
No?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh? Man, terrible room? All right, Bria, Well I don't
say good luck?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm definitely gonna talk to her, thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah. Or you should just start bringing home strangers and
see how she likes it.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
She has a boyfriend, so what.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I'm trying to prove a point. This isn't this.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Isn't all right?

Speaker 4 (04:19):
All right? Bye bye, will Good morning.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Hey, good morning guys. How you doing good?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
You got a terrible roommate story.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
I do what happened shortly shortly after high school, I
moved in with a couple of friends, and one of
the two friends, she decided that one of her friends
needed a place to stay temporarily, so she asked if
she could stay with us, which was cool. We split
costs and everything. But we'd go shopping and this girl
literally would come home with groceries, go straight to her bedroom,

(04:50):
and disappear for like twenty minutes, and then come back
out with her groceries rebagged, and we're like, what are
you doing? She's like, oh, nothing and whatever. So we'd
put our groceries away, and when we go look at
when we go to use something like eggs or milk
or cereal or whatever it was, you'd open an egg
cart and it have her initials on every single egg. Yeah,

(05:16):
And one time she asked if somebody drank her milk,
and we're like, I did. I wasn't going to drink
it all, I'll admit, And we're like, no, why would
somebody drink her milk? And she's like, I had I
drew a line on it and it was right here, dated.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
At this time, Monogram milk itself outside exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
And one time it was funny because one of the
one of the girls, uh, she went to do laundry
and uh, she used her detergent and Kurt fabric softener,
and she's like, somebody is using my stuff. I can
smell your clothes. And she'd go up and with each
of us to see who smelled like her detergent.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Weird man, she.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Must have just gotten to that point where it's like
she's tied heard him paying for all the supply house. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well, so she smelled the detergents, like someone's using my
detergent and right here like Goldilos, this porridge is just right.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Well, her friend, the one that asked her to live
with us, she was the one that using her detergent,
because like, I would keep stuff in my room just
knowing how she was. But she went and smelled like
in her closet. She smelled like every garment individually until
she found something that matched her detergent.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
She's like, this one's clean, this one crazy, h.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well, thanks will thank you? Yeah, of course of course, Jonathan,
you got a horrible, horrible roommate story.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
Uh yeah, So I actually live with my ex girlfriend
and my current fiance right now, like right now, right now.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yeah, how does that work?

Speaker 6 (06:54):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (06:54):
Well, long story short. My ex girlfriend her dad really
were really good friends, do a lot of work for him,
and he gave me a opportunity to rent a room.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
For six.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
Both told me his daughter, my ex girlfriend, would be
living there as well.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
So you cut out a little bit. But he said
he gave you a room.

Speaker 9 (07:19):
Yeah, renting a room from him from one of his
rental properties. But he never told me that this is
his daughter, my ex girlfriend was going to be living there.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
He didn't tell you.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Was he trying to reconnect you guys or something? Maybe?

Speaker 9 (07:31):
I honestly I couldn't. It didn't work, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
So you're not Are you currently in the situation or
you're out of it already?

Speaker 9 (07:38):
I'm currently in this situation. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
So, now, how does the X feel about you having
a new girl around?

Speaker 9 (07:45):
Honestly, I don't really think she had a problem. I
stoll have a problem with the way that she's living.
I mean, just like you guys were talking about, she
brings random dudes home all the time and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Terrible.

Speaker 9 (07:58):
Yeah, there's there's no sock on the door anything.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
How does your fiance feel about it?

Speaker 9 (08:04):
You know, she weirdly is okay with it.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
There's no way she's okay with it.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
Together for almost two years now and she just said yes,
like last weekend.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
So you have the most balanced person in the world
that you're engaged. He because I can't imagine. You're like,
I don't care what your deal is on rent. This
isn't happening.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
Yeah, No, I mean she don't mind. I mean we
pay really good rent, so.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I mean it doesn't matter. That's just so awkward.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Anyway, Well, if you're making it work, then rock if
it works for you. I can't imagine this is gonna end.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Well though, what if the girls bringing home extra guys?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
So that Shonathan, But she's like doing it, like, oh, okay,
you're going to hear this, Jonathan.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Enjoy or I got to bring him home to show
them that I have moved on.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
But I'm doing just fine and say that out loud,
screaming in the other room.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Thanks, Jonathan, all right, Nick, you going too?

Speaker 10 (09:04):
So I have three annoying roommates, and they don't know boundaries.
They think that they can come in my room and
use my things when I'm not there, or even when
I'm like downstairs, and when I go out to eat
and I bring home leftovers, they kind of think it's
like a community leftover there.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
And that's what you're living with right now.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's right now, that's right now.

Speaker 10 (09:29):
I mean regard. I mean, if you take away the
fact that they're my kids, it's still.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
A hlarious, hilarious, all right, takes nick.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
I actually had my sophomore year of college. I was
just I had just moved to Texas. I had like
no friends, and I had this roommate and it was
so nice because like for the first three weeks of school,
I don't know where she was, but she just wasn't there,
Like she didn't move in yet. So like I'm three
weeks into basically having this huge room by myself, I
have the beds moved together, Like I had no idea

(10:07):
this girl's coming. So she comes in and she moves in,
and I have a picture I'll post on her John
Jay and Ridge Instagram. This was no joke. Probably two
weeks after living with her can you.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
See, Oh, looks like a horder situation.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
It was disgusting, Like it got to the point where,
like it stunk so bad in there that all of
my clothes started to smell like all of her stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
She would leave, So where were you in.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
The few first couple of weeks.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
You want to go back?

Speaker 6 (10:31):
She want to go back.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
And it got so bad to the point and like
she was like I think she kind of was like
a hermit, low key, Like she would seriously like stay
in the room all the time, and like I would come,
I would come back to the room and I would
be there for an hour not know she was like
like in a cave in her bed, Like I had
no idea, And so I ended up deciding I was
like I can't live like this, Like this is gross,
Like there's roaches, I'm sure somewhere. So I was like

(10:55):
I talked to like the ra and I ended up
moving dorms, and so I moved rooms down the hall.
And my roommate was so clean. She was so sweet,
except for because we shared a room. She would always
turn on the light when she woke up at six am,
and I didn't have to be up, and I for
some reason, would have rather lived with the filth than
being woken up every morning at six am when I

(11:15):
don't have class till ten.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
So you prefer, you prefer the filth.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Versus nothing waken me up out of my sleep. But
she was so loud she would blow dry her hair,
like girl, if you don't go to the bathroom down
the hall,
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