December 5, 2025 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Producer Nick wanted to highlight that he has a Christmas
wish ready for us.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
God Dan Rich, it's time for Christmas wish. Good morning, Denise.
We wanted to grant you a Christmas wish.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
When I get really really scared, I have to poop.
And I was so scared, and next thing I know,
I had to poop and I had to poop right
in and there, so I had no choice but to
just poop on the side of the itent. It hurt
so bad. It was a mess. I was pooping like
I was diarrhea poop, and I don't know. I got scared.
I was pooping and my pants are down and then
(00:32):
I hit my head and there was a mess and
I have yeah, poop on the lake.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Merry Christmas, Denise. My wife Blake is our little elf today. Blake, Ay,
there he comes.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Mary.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It was diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh oh my god. That was that happened about an
hour an hour ago. That was an hour show and
then you missed it. The whole thing is probably gon
be on our podcast later today. That's that's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Nick ellis, good morning, Hi, good morning Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You playing a game.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's called Complicated Christmas Carols. And it's a very hard game.
We play it every year. You're playing for edge shearing tickets.
And the way to win this game is to somehow
you got to get into the mind of Rich Barrow,
which is very difficult.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
It's some scary place, bad neighborhood. So we've taken Christmas
carols that you know you love, all super popular, and
we've just made them more complicated. So you will go
after Kyle, so you will figure out how to play here.
All right, John Jay, we start with you, the ice
based humanoid life form with many wives.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
As it turns out, Frosty Snowman.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Frosty the snow Man is correct. That's how you do it, Peyton.
We advocate for a prematurely optimistic holiday experience. Christmas Eve Carol,
Christmas Eve Carol not a song I'm familiar with, Kyle.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Feel yes, Kyle, we wish you a merry Christmas. That's
how you do it.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
My brain does not, Kyle. Kyle was pre med. She
can she can game this game. Your clue, Kyle, the
atmospheric condition suggests the impending arrival of frozen precipitation particles.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Let it snow correct.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Okay, So Alice, you get how you play. You just
gotta you know, you gotta gotta sniff out the definition
here basically, all right, here we go. The nocturnal period
is characterized by a lack of sonic disruption.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh my gosh, I'm with Peyton.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
One more time for The nocturnal period is characterized by
a lack of sonic disruption. Really made that overly complicated.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
If you break it down, I'm breaking it down as
you do it, and I come up with night Boom.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
The only one I know with night is like, holy nice.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Close, You're so close. What's the other one with the Knight?
The Shining Army? Then that is devoid of sonic disruption,
Night moves.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't think that was gonna be that hard.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Okay, so so condescending, Kyle, Kyle in the lead so far,
John Jay, I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional
state that should be.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Present at this time. Don't do the hand gesture.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional state that
should be present at this time.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Can't find love. I can't find love in a hopeless place, Rhianna,
I cannot find love.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I know you've got it. You think. I wait, you
want time? Please?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional state that
should be present at this time.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I can't find the joy joyless? What kind of Christmas
song is that?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You? Go ahead? Go ahead? Is it?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Chris? Good?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Pre med and the lead? All right, Chyle, your move here.
Individual laments on travel plans for the late holiday. An
individual laments on travel plans for the holiday.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So someone's thinking about going somewhere that's right for the holidays.
Someone's thinking about traveling for the holidays.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Lament trying to figure it out?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Did you really trying to figure it out? Single? Single?
I'm alone for Christmas? Is it? Somebody alone for Christmas?
It's a big one. Somewhere alone, someone.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Going somewhere going home for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Speaking, Oh, can I see.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Please come home for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
For Christmas? I will be holding for Christmas. There's a
team effort right now.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I don't know who gets point. Everybody gets a point.
Everybody gets a point. All right, let's see if you
can get this one peyton, An infant is placed in
a temporary feeding structure meant for livestock.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I got it, Baby Jesus that's about.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Can you read it again? Yeah, in infant is placed
in a temporary feeding structure meant for livestock.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
A baby in a farm.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Away.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We just started singing, Ras.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Payton says, a baby in a farm. Let's just do
one more.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You can do the opposite of Christmas, but you can
do like dumb down.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Okay, one word for you, Alice. You're gonna win anyway,
but just try to try to get this one. My
entire holiday objective has been reduced to the acquisition of
one individual. My entire holiday objective has been reduced to
the acquisition of one individual.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's a big one.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
It's something with Santa.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh no, I only got it because Kyle just told me.
Trying to steal it. You can, you can.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
You can steal it for her or you can help
her with it. My entire objective has been reduced to
the acquisition of one individual.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Just one person, one person, Just just you. Yes, it's
all they want.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh all I want for Christmas is you?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, Joe, you have just.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Won the complicated Christmas Carol. Oh my gosh, it was hard.
I did work really hard on those for a very
long time. I had to go back to my community
college English class.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
All right, Elis, we're gonna setch up with the cheering tickets. Congratulations,
thank you, thank you so much,
Producer Nick wanted to highlight that he has a Christmas
wish ready for us.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
God Dan Rich, it's time for Christmas wish. Good morning, Denise.
We wanted to grant you a Christmas wish.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
When I get really really scared, I have to poop.
And I was so scared, and next thing I know,
I had to poop and I had to poop right
in and there, so I had no choice but to
just poop on the side of the itent. It hurt
so bad. It was a mess. I was pooping like
I was diarrhea poop, and I don't know. I got scared.
I was pooping and my pants are down and then
(00:32):
I hit my head and there was a mess and
I have yeah, poop on the lake.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Merry Christmas, Denise. My wife Blake is our little elf today. Blake, Ay,
there he comes.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Mary.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It was diarrhea.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh oh my god. That was that happened about an
hour an hour ago. That was an hour show and
then you missed it. The whole thing is probably gon
be on our podcast later today. That's that's beautiful.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Nick ellis, good morning, Hi, good morning Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You playing a game.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's called Complicated Christmas Carols. And it's a very hard game.
We play it every year. You're playing for edge shearing tickets.
And the way to win this game is to somehow
you got to get into the mind of Rich Barrow,
which is very difficult.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
It's some scary place, bad neighborhood. So we've taken Christmas
carols that you know you love, all super popular, and
we've just made them more complicated. So you will go
after Kyle, so you will figure out how to play here.
All right, John Jay, we start with you, the ice
based humanoid life form with many wives.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
As it turns out, Frosty Snowman.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Frosty the snow Man is correct. That's how you do it, Peyton.
We advocate for a prematurely optimistic holiday experience. Christmas Eve Carol,
Christmas Eve Carol not a song I'm familiar with, Kyle.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Feel yes, Kyle, we wish you a merry Christmas. That's
how you do it.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
My brain does not, Kyle. Kyle was pre med. She
can she can game this game. Your clue, Kyle, the
atmospheric condition suggests the impending arrival of frozen precipitation particles.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Let it snow correct.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Okay, So Alice, you get how you play. You just
gotta you know, you gotta gotta sniff out the definition
here basically, all right, here we go. The nocturnal period
is characterized by a lack of sonic disruption.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh my gosh, I'm with Peyton.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
One more time for The nocturnal period is characterized by
a lack of sonic disruption. Really made that overly complicated.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
If you break it down, I'm breaking it down as
you do it, and I come up with night Boom.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
The only one I know with night is like, holy nice.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Close, You're so close. What's the other one with the Knight?
The Shining Army? Then that is devoid of sonic disruption,
Night moves.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I don't think that was gonna be that hard.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Okay, so so condescending, Kyle, Kyle in the lead so far,
John Jay, I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional
state that should be.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Present at this time. Don't do the hand gesture.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional state that
should be present at this time.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Can't find love. I can't find love in a hopeless place, Rhianna,
I cannot find love.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I know you've got it. You think. I wait, you
want time? Please?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional state that
should be present at this time.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I can't find the joy joyless? What kind of Christmas
song is that?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You? Go ahead? Go ahead? Is it?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Chris? Good?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Pre med and the lead? All right, Chyle, your move here.
Individual laments on travel plans for the late holiday. An
individual laments on travel plans for the holiday.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
So someone's thinking about going somewhere that's right for the holidays.
Someone's thinking about traveling for the holidays.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Lament trying to figure it out?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Did you really trying to figure it out? Single? Single?
I'm alone for Christmas? Is it? Somebody alone for Christmas?
It's a big one. Somewhere alone, someone.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Going somewhere going home for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Speaking, Oh, can I see.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Please come home for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
For Christmas? I will be holding for Christmas. There's a
team effort right now.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
I don't know who gets point. Everybody gets a point.
Everybody gets a point. All right, let's see if you
can get this one peyton, An infant is placed in
a temporary feeding structure meant for livestock.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I got it, Baby Jesus that's about.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Can you read it again? Yeah, in infant is placed
in a temporary feeding structure meant for livestock.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
A baby in a farm.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Away.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We just started singing, Ras.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Payton says, a baby in a farm. Let's just do
one more.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You can do the opposite of Christmas, but you can
do like dumb down.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Okay, one word for you, Alice. You're gonna win anyway,
but just try to try to get this one. My
entire holiday objective has been reduced to the acquisition of
one individual. My entire holiday objective has been reduced to
the acquisition of one individual.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's a big one.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
It's something with Santa.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Oh no, I only got it because Kyle just told me.
Trying to steal it. You can, you can.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
You can steal it for her or you can help
her with it. My entire objective has been reduced to
the acquisition of one individual.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Just one person, one person, Just just you. Yes, it's
all they want.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Oh all I want for Christmas is you?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, Joe, you have just.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Won the complicated Christmas Carol. Oh my gosh, it was hard.
I did work really hard on those for a very
long time. I had to go back to my community
college English class.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
All right, Elis, we're gonna setch up with the cheering tickets. Congratulations,
thank you, thank you so much,
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