LUKE is CRACKIN UP

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich what's up, Luke, how's it going? Guys? Good?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
What can we do for you?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
I just need to say something.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
So yesterday I saw this woman and she dropped her
keys in the parking lot right, so I grabbed them.
I see him on the ground. I'm like, oh, let
me go grab them. I picked them up and I
running across the parking lot. I'm like the Walmart parking lot.
I'm like, hey, hey, I got your keys. Hey, wake up,
I got your keys, heard me, And she just saw
me waving. But I think she thought that I was,
I don't know, like trying to kidnap her or something.

(00:27):
And she started like freaking booking it. And I'm like, wait,
what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
You have your keys? And she starts running and I
just feel like.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
This weirdo like chasing the stranger across on Walmart parking
like waving keys. I don't know if she thought I
was like trying to murder her, but her face was insane.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't know. If I saw something running towards me,
I might take off.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, no, I would be very scared.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
So you're saying I've got your keys, I've got your keys,
Like if you're going to excuse me, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
I'd be scared. But if you're going, I've got your keys,
I've got your key, is why wouldn't she stop?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Maybe she didn't hear.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
You, That's what I was thinking because or I don't know.
Maybe she's just afraid.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
She watched too many of these like Catch a Killer shows.
She might have heard them to kidnap your knees? You know.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So what did you do?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
So? How did it end?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
You still have her keys? No?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I eventually like she's she's a kind of froze and
looks at me and I go, no, no, no, I look,
I have your keys. These are your keys and they're
not my keys. He's like, oh my god. And she
was like almost sweating.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I thought, did you kidnap her?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Definitely kidnap.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
You'll be reading about it next week, all right, Luke,
thanks for calling it man, some funny story.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Thanks for sharing that with us.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Thank you guys,