Marina has an EMBARASSING story

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hi, Maria. Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
How you they doing?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
So you call it because you got an embarrassing story,
I do. So.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was at a doctor appointment. I have two girls,
and my oldest was in the car with me and
my youngest was playing in the grass and I'm like,
oh my god, I have to go to the bathroom.
This is number two. So my daughter I was like,
I was like, tell your sister, let's go. I have
to go to the bathroom. And then it was really,
it's number two. So I said poop, right, So she's like,

(00:34):
come on, Mom has to go poop. And then my
youngest is like what, so she yells it again, Mom
has to poop. We gotta go. And she says what,
Oh my god, I'm like stop, and then she said
it again. And then my little one was like, mom
has to poop. And I'm like, I'm so happy nobody's

(00:58):
around here, or if they were.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Again, you're like, let's go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I feel like that's something you would see in like
a kid's movie or on like a SpongeBob episode, Like
that's hilarious. You know, it's funny, you say, because the
word poop, Like, you know, I look at certain people
like my wife like, I don't, you know, I don't
want to know when she goes number two. And sometimes
when she's in the bathroom too long, I'll be like,
did you just go number two? She's like, what are
you the poop police? And I'm like, well, I just

(01:29):
don't want to go in the bathroom. So the other day,
I remember I told you guy, she was in New
York and I went to pick her up from the
airport and she's like, okay, I'm on the south side.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm coming out on the door five.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
And I'm like, okay, I'm right here right now, and
and she gets in the car with me, and I'm
starting to drive around the airport, you know, Terminal four.
I'm going around the airport and she goes, I need
to poop. I need to poop right now. And I'm like,
you just got off a plane.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
There's forty five bathrooms from the plane. To get in
my car, I go, what am I gonna do? She
was just let me out of this next gate, and
I'm like, we're at the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You think that then if you go in and those
security guys come by, they're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Like move your car. You know, I'll never see.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
You again, I'm gonna have to go around and do whatever.
And then so I let her out and I had
to go around the airport again and wait for her.
And then I had and I was there and I
was like, already had the guy in the little people
mover thing is coming towards me, and I already have like, look,
her bags are already here, her bags in the car. Already,
she's going number two right now. But he never came
to me. And then she popped out, and I was like,
that was so weird, Like, first of all, I've never

(02:27):
heard you say that you had to go to the bathroom. Please,
let's not ever do that again. Pick them up at
the airport, then drop them off at the airport, so
they go to the bathroom. He is like, oh, I
get it, though, you gotta go all right.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I want to go home.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Don't have a great day. Thank you for sharing that
story with us.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Thank you, you guys,