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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, shar Hello, what's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I have a great story for you about the dog
poop bag incident that I had. I was walking my
dog a little while back and she decided that she
had to go poop, and I looked down to see
if I had any bags. I have one of those
dog holder bags on the leash, and I didn't have any.
(00:27):
So I started to panic. I'm like, oh my god,
she's going to go poop. I don't have any bags.
I just moved into this neighborhood a few months ago,
and so she poops and I'm like, oh my god,
what am I going to do? So I remembered about
two houses down there's an empty lot, and I've seen
this Dunkin Donuts cup that's been sitting there for probably
a week or so, and I every day I walked
(00:49):
by it, I thought, I'm going to pick up this
cup and throw it away. Well, thank god that cup
was still there, because I ran and got the cups
and put the poop in the cup, and Dunkin Donuts
saved the day for me.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
That day America runs, I'm dunk anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So that was my poop story.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
See, there is that that like when you're walking your dog,
Like I was telling that story a couple of days ago,
when you're walking your dog and they have to poop
and you realize you're unprepared.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's terrible. It is terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's horrible, especially since I'm a new neighbor.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
You know, I've done the thing before where you pretend
to pick it up because you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Don't have anything.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh, my husband does that. I take her for a walk.
He I said, did you pick it up? He goes, no,
that's gross. I said, you just left it there. So
then I got to go find it wherever she poop
and pick it up.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Does my wife will go back and try to find it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I pretend, I pretend, But then when I do have
the dog poop bag with me and the dog's poop
I carry with me, I don't throw it away.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I care with me for the longest time while I'm
walking the dog. So in case.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Neighbors do see me, they'll see that I do pick
up dog poop. So if there ever a time where
I don't pick up the dog poop, they'll be like, oh,
he probably just did, or something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, Can I just say something you guys real quick.
I have been like dying to talk to you for
the longest time. I love you so much. You've cracked
me up. It's the best morning show I've ever heard
in my life. Dandae, you are hilarious and and Rich
is so funny. But I honestly think he has been
even funnier since he's been like Stacey. I don't know, but.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I think that does make you funnier because you're not
worried about stuff you know. And she is hilarious too.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Kyle, Kyle, You're so beautiful and you are the funniest
woman I've ever heard that the accents and stuff that
you do. You're just so funny. And Peyton you're beautiful
and I love you and you've been a great addition
to the show. And I'm Sagittarius. We would get to
get along great.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But yeah, we're both a little crazy. What a nice
compliment that's you.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Let me say what for one week you don't have
to pick a dog poop one week.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Week, no poop for you?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Why I can't send my husband to do it?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So thanks the kind word share, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Thank you so much, Love you guys, that's.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So nice, so nice. You repla to win it. Susie, Susie, Hi, Susie, Hello, Hello,
So Pat Hickey gave.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Us one thousand bucks. All right, we'll be trying to
give it away. So you got a minute to win it.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sixty seconds on the clock to win. Panicky from Peoria forwards.
One thousand dollars starts right now. Name a sign of
the zodiac, Harry. When you hear leads of three, let
it be what plant are we talking about?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Can you repeat it?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
When you hear leaves of three, Let it be what
plant are we talking about? Oh gosh, I.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Don't even know already.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'll just throw out ivy?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
What kind of ivy?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh? Yeah, there we go. Who was Batman's sidekick? What
popstar sings toxic? Name a movie with a great sequel,
Any movie with a great sequel.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Name any country in Europe.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Italy. Name any city that is part of the Phoenix area.
Name any team currently in the MLB playoffs.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
That's baseball a popular tourist destination.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You're o that's two times now, running out of time,
running out of times? Got eight? Right? Eight?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah? Oh my goodness, that's the record, right, Yes, she
got one wrong earlier. You guys got a slide, she said,
Bernice spears.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
She's her talented sister.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Her version of toxic is haunting.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I thought somebody was gonna get it today. I know
if she would have asked you to repeat birds that
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, I've never heard that before me either.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
You haven't, I said a Clover, I'm like Clover.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I thought, I thought Clover too, and then I thought
why leave it alone? So that I was guessing poison
ivy right, Susie, thanks for playing all right?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I thought she was rich. She's complimenting us.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
She's go ahead, SUSI, You're talk about how funny we are,
and I wonderful we are like like the last Color.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I'm thirty six years older than I've been listening since
I was in middle school.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm a huge fan playing this game.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
It is so fun.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You got it. Thank you, Susie. Thanks great, it's so
nice of her. Let me tell what happened this morning,
you guys.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
So I have this meeting today at eleven, and I
forgot about the meeting until last night, so I had
to rearrange stuff, and I have I work out with
my trainer and if I canceled in twenty four hours,
they charged you. So I couldn't cancel. So I messaged him.
So he goes, what did I you at four am?
I'm like, okay, that was today. So this morning I
(06:04):
got up way earlier than normal, did my normal routine, right.
I did my I did my pushups, I did my
cold plunge, my hot tub, I did everything.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Then I met him at the gym at four a m.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, and uh it was really stupid. That was very
nice of him to rearrange his schedules. I don't think
he thought I was gonna say yes, right.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So I had everything planned out, my workout, everything, my
clothes with me, to shower, everything, absolutely perfect work out,
to get here in time, to be here to do
my prep before the show starts, right, I mean every
single detail. Nobody was in the gym, nobody. There is
a nurse named Sarah that works there. She's kind of
like a manager slash nurse. She runs everything right. She
(06:50):
comes walking in four thirty and Chris, my trainer, goes, huh,
she's normally not here this early, Like oh, when she
comes and goes hey, johje go hey, Sarah. And now
my plan is there's there's three bathrooms there. One bathroom
has the shower, one bathroom and I also have to
go to the bathroom. And my plan is to shower,
(07:10):
get dressed, and hall ass here to work. My workout
is now over. And Sarah goes into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
With the shower with the shower.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No. And I walk over and I go to the
door and the door's locked, and I'm like, no.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Sarah, And I'm like, I do understand.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I have like every second plan to get to work
on time. And I shake it Sarah, which I'm sure
panicked her.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, So that I had to go to another bathroom,
which is a small bathroom, and I had to forego
the shower. I had to sit on the floor and
get dressed on the floor and get and then and
then I'm walking out and then Sarah I see her
and she's like, hey, do.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You have an appointment on the Twitter? I go, I
don't have I gotta go. I gotta gotta go. So
I made it here in time, But what are the chances?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh, I did go to that bathroom because there's under
armyodorant there, So I went to go use the under
armedyodorant in the underround Yoda was already sprayed all over
the room.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, So Sarah.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Was like, Sarah was busy, and I'm like, Sarah, like,
I want to be like, if you get to go
number two and you know there's someone.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
There, use one of the smaller bathrooms. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
She probably didn't. She didn't account for your schedule.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Now here's the problem though for you is we're having
a pretty good show today.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
It's pretty good. It's pretty good. You're gonna work out
every morning at four am.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was thinking the same thing, right. I was like,
oh no, it's gonna be his new routine. You've already
added ten million things to your morning routine.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Why not add a workout in the show?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Well, it was fain that I thought. I thought, Well,
then I've done. I don't have to be this mean.
To eleven, I'm like, well, there gives some time for Colin.
I did a foot photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
If you do start working out though, every morning, like
reserve the shower, because we can't have you like stinking
up the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I know, I don't believe me. I'm bumped and do
you feel gross right now? Though I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I don't feel because I also showered in cold plunge
before I went to work out. But then I decided
I had like this crazy day today, so I started
making clips of like you know, I want to make
with those videos, like what do they say?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Follow me on my day? What do they do?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Like day in the life, day in the life.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yes, I've been filming everything because today I got this,
I got this meeting, I got I got a i'm
an Asauana, then I got to uh, I got a
podcast on taping, and then I'm going to the Sun's
Laker game.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
So I thought that'd be kind of a cool ending
total see how I am
Hey, shar Hello, what's happening.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I have a great story for you about the dog
poop bag incident that I had. I was walking my
dog a little while back and she decided that she
had to go poop, and I looked down to see
if I had any bags. I have one of those
dog holder bags on the leash, and I didn't have any.
(00:27):
So I started to panic. I'm like, oh my god,
she's going to go poop. I don't have any bags.
I just moved into this neighborhood a few months ago,
and so she poops and I'm like, oh my god,
what am I going to do? So I remembered about
two houses down there's an empty lot, and I've seen
this Dunkin Donuts cup that's been sitting there for probably
a week or so, and I every day I walked
(00:49):
by it, I thought, I'm going to pick up this
cup and throw it away. Well, thank god that cup
was still there, because I ran and got the cups
and put the poop in the cup, and Dunkin Donuts
saved the day for me.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
That day America runs, I'm dunk anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So that was my poop story.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
See, there is that that like when you're walking your dog,
Like I was telling that story a couple of days ago,
when you're walking your dog and they have to poop
and you realize you're unprepared.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's terrible. It is terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It's horrible, especially since I'm a new neighbor.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
You know, I've done the thing before where you pretend
to pick it up because you.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Don't have anything.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Oh, my husband does that. I take her for a walk.
He I said, did you pick it up? He goes, no,
that's gross. I said, you just left it there. So
then I got to go find it wherever she poop
and pick it up.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Does my wife will go back and try to find it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I pretend, I pretend, But then when I do have
the dog poop bag with me and the dog's poop
I carry with me, I don't throw it away.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I care with me for the longest time while I'm
walking the dog. So in case.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Neighbors do see me, they'll see that I do pick
up dog poop. So if there ever a time where
I don't pick up the dog poop, they'll be like, oh,
he probably just did, or something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah, Can I just say something you guys real quick.
I have been like dying to talk to you for
the longest time. I love you so much. You've cracked
me up. It's the best morning show I've ever heard
in my life. Dandae, you are hilarious and and Rich
is so funny. But I honestly think he has been
even funnier since he's been like Stacey. I don't know, but.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I think that does make you funnier because you're not
worried about stuff you know. And she is hilarious too.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Kyle, Kyle, You're so beautiful and you are the funniest
woman I've ever heard that the accents and stuff that
you do. You're just so funny. And Peyton you're beautiful
and I love you and you've been a great addition
to the show. And I'm Sagittarius. We would get to
get along great.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
But yeah, we're both a little crazy. What a nice
compliment that's you.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Let me say what for one week you don't have
to pick a dog poop one week.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Week, no poop for you?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Why I can't send my husband to do it?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So thanks the kind word share, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Thank you so much, Love you guys, that's.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So nice, so nice. You repla to win it. Susie, Susie, Hi, Susie, Hello, Hello,
So Pat Hickey gave.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Us one thousand bucks. All right, we'll be trying to
give it away. So you got a minute to win it.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sixty seconds on the clock to win. Panicky from Peoria forwards.
One thousand dollars starts right now. Name a sign of
the zodiac, Harry. When you hear leads of three, let
it be what plant are we talking about?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Can you repeat it?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
When you hear leaves of three, Let it be what
plant are we talking about? Oh gosh, I.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Don't even know already.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I'll just throw out ivy?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
What kind of ivy?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh? Yeah, there we go. Who was Batman's sidekick? What
popstar sings toxic? Name a movie with a great sequel,
Any movie with a great sequel.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Name any country in Europe.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Italy. Name any city that is part of the Phoenix area.
Name any team currently in the MLB playoffs.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
That's baseball a popular tourist destination.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You're o that's two times now, running out of time,
running out of times? Got eight? Right? Eight?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah? Oh my goodness, that's the record, right, Yes, she
got one wrong earlier. You guys got a slide, she said,
Bernice spears.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
She's her talented sister.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Her version of toxic is haunting.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I thought somebody was gonna get it today. I know
if she would have asked you to repeat birds that
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, I've never heard that before me either.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
You haven't, I said a Clover, I'm like Clover.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I thought, I thought Clover too, and then I thought
why leave it alone? So that I was guessing poison
ivy right, Susie, thanks for playing all right?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I thought she was rich. She's complimenting us.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
She's go ahead, SUSI, You're talk about how funny we are,
and I wonderful we are like like the last Color.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I'm thirty six years older than I've been listening since
I was in middle school.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm a huge fan playing this game.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
It is so fun.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
You got it. Thank you, Susie. Thanks great, it's so
nice of her. Let me tell what happened this morning,
you guys.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
So I have this meeting today at eleven, and I
forgot about the meeting until last night, so I had
to rearrange stuff, and I have I work out with
my trainer and if I canceled in twenty four hours,
they charged you. So I couldn't cancel. So I messaged him.
So he goes, what did I you at four am?
I'm like, okay, that was today. So this morning I
(06:04):
got up way earlier than normal, did my normal routine, right.
I did my I did my pushups, I did my
cold plunge, my hot tub, I did everything.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Then I met him at the gym at four a m.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, and uh it was really stupid. That was very
nice of him to rearrange his schedules. I don't think
he thought I was gonna say yes, right.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
So I had everything planned out, my workout, everything, my
clothes with me, to shower, everything, absolutely perfect work out,
to get here in time, to be here to do
my prep before the show starts, right, I mean every
single detail. Nobody was in the gym, nobody. There is
a nurse named Sarah that works there. She's kind of
like a manager slash nurse. She runs everything right. She
(06:50):
comes walking in four thirty and Chris, my trainer, goes, huh,
she's normally not here this early, Like oh, when she
comes and goes hey, johje go hey, Sarah. And now
my plan is there's there's three bathrooms there. One bathroom
has the shower, one bathroom and I also have to
go to the bathroom. And my plan is to shower,
(07:10):
get dressed, and hall ass here to work. My workout
is now over. And Sarah goes into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
With the shower with the shower.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
No. And I walk over and I go to the
door and the door's locked, and I'm like, no.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Sarah, And I'm like, I do understand.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I have like every second plan to get to work
on time. And I shake it Sarah, which I'm sure
panicked her.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, So that I had to go to another bathroom,
which is a small bathroom, and I had to forego
the shower. I had to sit on the floor and
get dressed on the floor and get and then and
then I'm walking out and then Sarah I see her
and she's like, hey, do.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You have an appointment on the Twitter? I go, I
don't have I gotta go. I gotta gotta go. So
I made it here in time, But what are the chances?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh, I did go to that bathroom because there's under
armyodorant there, So I went to go use the under
armedyodorant in the underround Yoda was already sprayed all over
the room.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, So Sarah.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Was like, Sarah was busy, and I'm like, Sarah, like,
I want to be like, if you get to go
number two and you know there's someone.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
There, use one of the smaller bathrooms. You know what
I mean?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
She probably didn't. She didn't account for your schedule.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Now here's the problem though for you is we're having
a pretty good show today.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
It's pretty good. It's pretty good. You're gonna work out
every morning at four am.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was thinking the same thing, right. I was like,
oh no, it's gonna be his new routine. You've already
added ten million things to your morning routine.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Why not add a workout in the show?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Well, it was fain that I thought. I thought, Well,
then I've done. I don't have to be this mean.
To eleven, I'm like, well, there gives some time for Colin.
I did a foot photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
If you do start working out though, every morning, like
reserve the shower, because we can't have you like stinking
up the studio.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I know, I don't believe me. I'm bumped and do
you feel gross right now? Though I don't.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I don't feel because I also showered in cold plunge
before I went to work out. But then I decided
I had like this crazy day today, so I started
making clips of like you know, I want to make
with those videos, like what do they say?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Follow me on my day? What do they do?
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Like day in the life, day in the life.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yes, I've been filming everything because today I got this,
I got this meeting, I got I got a i'm
an Asauana, then I got to uh, I got a
podcast on taping, and then I'm going to the Sun's
Laker game.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
So I thought that'd be kind of a cool ending
total see how I am
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