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Speaker 1 (00:05):
John Jane Rich another round of silly way you hurt yourself? Claudia, Hi,
how'd you hurt yourself?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So, I was at work and I went to go
sit on my chair and I broke my ankle. The
chair rolled out from underneath me and I broke my ankle.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
How does that happen? That's terrible? The end of the chair,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Know, Like I just went to go sit on it
and it went left and I went right and it
just grabbed my ankle and snapped it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh, I saw you were sitting at here like I
see Kyle sometimes sit like as you're sitting here, curling
your leg like you sit on your ankle.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
No, yeah, no I was. I was legit trying to
sit down and.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So shocking, Like when you're after you're sitting there for
a second, you gotta be just like what just happened?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, exactly, because I was on the floor, like what
a My coworker walks.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
In was like, why are you on the floor, and
I'm like, oh, just for my oh I guess, like.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right, thanks Macy, yep, Macy, Yeah, silly way you hurt yourself?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Oh so I was carving pumpkins. I was about four
at the time, and I was standing on the chair
to carve my pumpkin and then I fell off the
chair and broke my arm.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It was like not that high. I don't know if
I like fell on it and it went just I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I hope you finished the pumpkin, though. I can't leave that.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
On the whole name, all right, thanks Macy. Yeah, you know,
it's funny. I took this call. I picked on this
phone call, and I think she said her name. I
can't remember now if it was Kamali is that it
was a really cool name. I think, Hey, do you
say your name is Kamily?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yes, my Camily.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
That's a cool name. It's a very unique name.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
It is a very unique name. I don't think you'll
ever meet another one.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
How do you spell it?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
B A M?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I l E.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Very cool. But you were calling because you hurt yourself
in a silly way.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I did. Yes, I was getting ready for a job
interview and I was curling my hair and I was
in a hurry like I was, and I was doing
the curl in the bang. So if any girl knows
you do the back curl and you kind of look
it up over your forehead. And I was looking up
and I totally dropped the curling iron out of my hands,
and my eye was opened long enough for it to
(02:35):
just singe my right No.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Literally, all of a sudden, it's excruciating pain. My eye
is watering. I'm trying to open it back up and
I can't. I literally can't see anything out of my eye.
I'm freaking out. So I called my employers, telling them
it sounds like it's too big of an excuse for
it to be fake. So I said, I burned my
eyeball with my curling iron getting ready and I can't
come in tim me your schedule. They're like, uh yeah,
(02:59):
just call it back whatever. If I go to the
eye doctor, it put this duram it right away that
completely numbs it. Like it felt way back to normal.
I could open it up, but I had a huge
blister on my eye was so freaky looking, and I
had to wear an eye patch for like two weeks,
like a pirate eyepatch.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
What was the job of you were interviewed. It was
from one of my.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Dad's friend company. It was a medical supply storm it
was something that I kind of just got talking to doing.
I wasn't that passionate about it, but I did get the.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Job, and then I put like a year later, so
did you work for a while?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And when people walk in, the bell would bingle, the
door would go, He'd be like, welcome to medical Supply.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
And actually it was still bartending at the time, and
I was interviewing, so I had to see behind a bar.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well that's cool though, cool looking bartender with an eyepatch.
I think it's good for tips, not Halloween.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
But you know what this is when I get up
for bartending, that sounds well.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You know what's funny is when you were starting to
tell the story, I was watching Kyle and Payton, and
you guys were absolutely First of all, you were agreeing
with her about the curling iron thing.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Your face, your faces.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Were going with the current.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And then when you when you said that the eyeball
tapped your Kyle's face, when all like, whoa.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Like, are hot? Right?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Like fifty degrees yeah on your eye right.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And the reason I was looking at Kyle like that
because we were talking about she accidentally dropped her curling
iron on herself the other day so I.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Was just like, that's you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then as soon as you said the eye, I
was like, oh that is not word.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Did land on you? Kyle my boobs? Oh no, take
an eye? Was that where your husband is saying, no,
the hides take dogs. The book's a long time to heal. Really,
did it leave a mark on your book?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah you okay, so imaginated dude your eye?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Then yeah, yeah, wow scar right here on my hand
for burning a curling iron.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
When I was like thirteen, wow, do you have a
scar on your book? Kyle looks like it's pretty well.
I would love to see that. That was just an
a conversation. You guys are not supposed to be involved
in that one. You're probably not gonna bring that up
there because jokes. Yeah, but thanks Tomi.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah exactly. That's why the truth always comes out.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's what like Mark Zuckerbert said over to Jeff Bezel's wife.
He was like, oh, hey, oh you put yourself a crown.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Actually no, supernan, No, okay, you'll be fine man.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
All right, Wow, well, thank you for sharing that story. Thanks.
If it wasn't for your story, wouldn't have learned that
story that Kyle burned her boobs.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We're all going to stop and pray for Kyle's boobs.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
She's fine.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Because my eye, He'll just fine. So I'm hoping that
you don't have a scar on your boob.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Okay, same same, We're gonna put together and love off
T shirt and raise funds.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
You curl your hair.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
My god, thanks Kelly, I have a day.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Thank you too.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Did you wear a baby suit like you'd be noticeable?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You'd yeah, you'd be able.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
To see, Like if you were on the beach in
a baby suit, people would be like, what happened her boobs?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Like when I went into the comstock to get you know,
the muscle thing, a pure impact thing, like they could
see it.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I felt like I had to explain to them what happened. Wow,
don't don't worry, don't mind not. Did I burn myself
curly Na.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's like a I would see an inch and a half,
like a square.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Inch and a half.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I mean, you just have to be more careful, Kyle, Please.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
God, You've been blessed. Don't screw that up anyway. It's
John Jay Rich
John Jane Rich another round of silly way you hurt yourself? Claudia, Hi,
how'd you hurt yourself?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So, I was at work and I went to go
sit on my chair and I broke my ankle. The
chair rolled out from underneath me and I broke my ankle.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
How does that happen? That's terrible? The end of the chair,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Know, Like I just went to go sit on it
and it went left and I went right and it
just grabbed my ankle and snapped it.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh, I saw you were sitting at here like I
see Kyle sometimes sit like as you're sitting here, curling
your leg like you sit on your ankle.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
No, yeah, no I was. I was legit trying to
sit down and.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
So shocking, Like when you're after you're sitting there for
a second, you gotta be just like what just happened?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, exactly, because I was on the floor, like what
a My coworker walks.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
In was like, why are you on the floor, and
I'm like, oh, just for my oh I guess, like.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Right, thanks Macy, yep, Macy, Yeah, silly way you hurt yourself?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Oh so I was carving pumpkins. I was about four
at the time, and I was standing on the chair
to carve my pumpkin and then I fell off the
chair and broke my arm.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
It was like not that high. I don't know if
I like fell on it and it went just I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I hope you finished the pumpkin, though. I can't leave that.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
On the whole name, all right, thanks Macy. Yeah, you know,
it's funny. I took this call. I picked on this
phone call, and I think she said her name. I
can't remember now if it was Kamali is that it
was a really cool name. I think, Hey, do you
say your name is Kamily?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yes, my Camily.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
That's a cool name. It's a very unique name.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
It is a very unique name. I don't think you'll
ever meet another one.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
How do you spell it?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
B A M?
Speaker 6 (02:08):
I l E.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Very cool. But you were calling because you hurt yourself
in a silly way.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
I did. Yes, I was getting ready for a job
interview and I was curling my hair and I was
in a hurry like I was, and I was doing
the curl in the bang. So if any girl knows
you do the back curl and you kind of look
it up over your forehead. And I was looking up
and I totally dropped the curling iron out of my hands,
and my eye was opened long enough for it to
(02:35):
just singe my right No.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Literally, all of a sudden, it's excruciating pain. My eye
is watering. I'm trying to open it back up and
I can't. I literally can't see anything out of my eye.
I'm freaking out. So I called my employers, telling them
it sounds like it's too big of an excuse for
it to be fake. So I said, I burned my
eyeball with my curling iron getting ready and I can't
come in tim me your schedule. They're like, uh yeah,
(02:59):
just call it back whatever. If I go to the
eye doctor, it put this duram it right away that
completely numbs it. Like it felt way back to normal.
I could open it up, but I had a huge
blister on my eye was so freaky looking, and I
had to wear an eye patch for like two weeks,
like a pirate eyepatch.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
What was the job of you were interviewed. It was
from one of my.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Dad's friend company. It was a medical supply storm it
was something that I kind of just got talking to doing.
I wasn't that passionate about it, but I did get the.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Job, and then I put like a year later, so
did you work for a while?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And when people walk in, the bell would bingle, the
door would go, He'd be like, welcome to medical Supply.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
And actually it was still bartending at the time, and
I was interviewing, so I had to see behind a bar.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well that's cool though, cool looking bartender with an eyepatch.
I think it's good for tips, not Halloween.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
But you know what this is when I get up
for bartending, that sounds well.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You know what's funny is when you were starting to
tell the story, I was watching Kyle and Payton, and
you guys were absolutely First of all, you were agreeing
with her about the curling iron thing.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Your face, your faces.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Were going with the current.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And then when you when you said that the eyeball
tapped your Kyle's face, when all like, whoa.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Like, are hot? Right?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Like fifty degrees yeah on your eye right.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
And the reason I was looking at Kyle like that
because we were talking about she accidentally dropped her curling
iron on herself the other day so I.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Was just like, that's you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then as soon as you said the eye, I
was like, oh that is not word.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Did land on you? Kyle my boobs? Oh no, take
an eye? Was that where your husband is saying, no,
the hides take dogs. The book's a long time to heal. Really,
did it leave a mark on your book?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah you okay, so imaginated dude your eye?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Then yeah, yeah, wow scar right here on my hand
for burning a curling iron.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
When I was like thirteen, wow, do you have a
scar on your book? Kyle looks like it's pretty well.
I would love to see that. That was just an
a conversation. You guys are not supposed to be involved
in that one. You're probably not gonna bring that up
there because jokes. Yeah, but thanks Tomi.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah exactly. That's why the truth always comes out.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
That's what like Mark Zuckerbert said over to Jeff Bezel's wife.
He was like, oh, hey, oh you put yourself a crown.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Actually no, supernan, No, okay, you'll be fine man.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
All right, Wow, well, thank you for sharing that story. Thanks.
If it wasn't for your story, wouldn't have learned that
story that Kyle burned her boobs.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We're all going to stop and pray for Kyle's boobs.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
She's fine.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Because my eye, He'll just fine. So I'm hoping that
you don't have a scar on your boob.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Okay, same same, We're gonna put together and love off
T shirt and raise funds.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
You curl your hair.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
My god, thanks Kelly, I have a day.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Thank you too.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Did you wear a baby suit like you'd be noticeable?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You'd yeah, you'd be able.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
To see, Like if you were on the beach in
a baby suit, people would be like, what happened her boobs?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Like when I went into the comstock to get you know,
the muscle thing, a pure impact thing, like they could
see it.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I felt like I had to explain to them what happened. Wow,
don't don't worry, don't mind not. Did I burn myself
curly Na.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's like a I would see an inch and a half,
like a square.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Inch and a half.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I mean, you just have to be more careful, Kyle, Please.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
God, You've been blessed. Don't screw that up anyway. It's
John Jay Rich
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