October 30, 2025 • 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Janish Naiomi, thanks for holding Hi. Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh my gosh. Well, basically I go into you guys
know what the Spirit Halloween is, right of course, yeah, okay,
So this weekend I go into the Spirit Halloween and
I honestly like, I'm gonna be honest, but the universe
is tolling me. It is like trolling me, like some
bad troll on the internet. I store to god, I'm
mind me own my own business. I'm like trying to
(00:25):
grab this wig into my bike blood and tell me,
please tell me why. I see my ex, the same
man who cheated gas lit and probably still owes me
forty seven dollars from Tago Tuesdays. He faces all over
the store. He's the model for Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh you don't see him personally in there.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
He sees his picture everywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
His picture everywhere everywhere, like full on cardboard, cutouts, posters.
He's like little snug smile like in a vampire cape.
It's so gross. I put in the corner. He's right
there holding like this big sword, dressed as a pirate.
Like you know, it's just it's it's it was, it was,
it was very like it's just scary. I almost started
(01:08):
like speaking tongus like I just couldn't. I felt like
he was haunting me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I would feel that way too, I would. I would
be analyzing what is the universe trying to tell you
with this whole thing? Because obviously it wasn't a good breakup.
You don't want to reach out to him, no, you, Oh, he.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Must be good looking.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I'm looking at all the Spirit Halloween pirate costumes and
they're all good looking dudes.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
But like, how annoying though, Like it's one thing to
see your ex and person, but then also like if
it ended bad, like to see your ex doing great
is really annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is he adult shipwrecked pirate costume?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Probably? Probably so?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Was he a model when you were dating? Is that
why you're calling us to humble brag about your good
looking X?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No? The weird part is is he wasn't. So now
I think he's done a complete I don't even know,
shift into a whole new career. I'm like, oh, okay, great,
now you're feeling yourself. Now you're like stritting your stuff
when I'm like, get away from me.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I wonder how that happens.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You think he's like in a grocery store and somebody
from Spirit recruiter. The marketing seems like you look like
you would be an awesome vampire slash pirate.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well he had to be probably submitted to a modeling thing, right,
maybe after you guys broke up. Yeah, now he's like
a model.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh gosh, maybe it's like a craigslip post. He the
answer to I doubt he made much money off of that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, what if?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
What if? Like when you guys broke up, his friends
were trying to cheer him up, like, you know what
her loss, You could be a model.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He's like, I could be a model, and now he is.
I'm sorry, that's so annot. It sucks that he treated
you so bad.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, you know, and how satisfying if he's listening to
this right now and you saw him all over the
Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Store in another capacity, Like I think about these law
firms like Learner and Role that advertise everywhere. Fortunate learning
been married for a long time, you know, through the wives.
But if you had an ugly breakup and you see
Kevin Rose's face all over time, every five seconds, on
a bus, on a billboard, on a on TV, on
the radio, you can't escape it to at least Spirit
(03:13):
Halloween Store.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You know, in a couple of weeks, you're done.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
They're gone, unless unless he was also the model for
Spirit Christmas, which is what they're turning all the stories
into hot Santa.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Your boyfriend's gonna be hot Santa.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh no, just avoid it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, it's a tough one, Naomi. Thanks for Sharon.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
That's an interesting I wonder if there's any other random
predicaments like that where you bump into your ex but
not bump into your X. You see them everywhere, like
what else? Could there be an invention? You invented the
iPhone and everywhere you go you see your ex. Oh god,
my extra Steve jobs know me. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Thank you,
John Janish Naiomi, thanks for holding Hi. Hi, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh my gosh. Well, basically I go into you guys
know what the Spirit Halloween is, right of course, yeah, okay,
So this weekend I go into the Spirit Halloween and
I honestly like, I'm gonna be honest, but the universe
is tolling me. It is like trolling me, like some
bad troll on the internet. I store to god, I'm
mind me own my own business. I'm like trying to
(00:25):
grab this wig into my bike blood and tell me,
please tell me why. I see my ex, the same
man who cheated gas lit and probably still owes me
forty seven dollars from Tago Tuesdays. He faces all over
the store. He's the model for Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh you don't see him personally in there.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
He sees his picture everywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
His picture everywhere everywhere, like full on cardboard, cutouts, posters.
He's like little snug smile like in a vampire cape.
It's so gross. I put in the corner. He's right
there holding like this big sword, dressed as a pirate.
Like you know, it's just it's it's it was, it was,
it was very like it's just scary. I almost started
(01:08):
like speaking tongus like I just couldn't. I felt like
he was haunting me.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
I would feel that way too, I would. I would
be analyzing what is the universe trying to tell you
with this whole thing? Because obviously it wasn't a good breakup.
You don't want to reach out to him, no, you, Oh, he.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Must be good looking.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I'm looking at all the Spirit Halloween pirate costumes and
they're all good looking dudes.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
But like, how annoying though, Like it's one thing to
see your ex and person, but then also like if
it ended bad, like to see your ex doing great
is really annoying.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Is he adult shipwrecked pirate costume?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Probably? Probably so?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Was he a model when you were dating? Is that
why you're calling us to humble brag about your good
looking X?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No? The weird part is is he wasn't. So now
I think he's done a complete I don't even know,
shift into a whole new career. I'm like, oh, okay, great,
now you're feeling yourself. Now you're like stritting your stuff
when I'm like, get away from me.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I wonder how that happens.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You think he's like in a grocery store and somebody
from Spirit recruiter. The marketing seems like you look like
you would be an awesome vampire slash pirate.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Well he had to be probably submitted to a modeling thing, right,
maybe after you guys broke up. Yeah, now he's like
a model.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh gosh, maybe it's like a craigslip post. He the
answer to I doubt he made much money off of that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
No, what if?
Speaker 6 (02:29):
What if? Like when you guys broke up, his friends
were trying to cheer him up, like, you know what
her loss, You could be a model.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
He's like, I could be a model, and now he is.
I'm sorry, that's so annot. It sucks that he treated
you so bad.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, you know, and how satisfying if he's listening to
this right now and you saw him all over the
Spirit Halloween.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Store in another capacity, Like I think about these law
firms like Learner and Role that advertise everywhere. Fortunate learning
been married for a long time, you know, through the wives.
But if you had an ugly breakup and you see
Kevin Rose's face all over time, every five seconds, on
a bus, on a billboard, on a on TV, on
the radio, you can't escape it to at least Spirit
(03:13):
Halloween Store.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You know, in a couple of weeks, you're done.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
They're gone, unless unless he was also the model for
Spirit Christmas, which is what they're turning all the stories
into hot Santa.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Your boyfriend's gonna be hot Santa.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Oh no, just avoid it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well, it's a tough one, Naomi. Thanks for Sharon.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
That's an interesting I wonder if there's any other random
predicaments like that where you bump into your ex but
not bump into your X. You see them everywhere, like
what else? Could there be an invention? You invented the
iPhone and everywhere you go you see your ex. Oh god,
my extra Steve jobs know me. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Thank you,
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