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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake up, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's cracker like?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
And this is the big Boss Dog Snoopy Deagle, double.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Gigsel dang boom, what you don't do?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team and we're not
talking about last week. It's the one and only Dog,
the glass lastly fixed ne Eagle double jiggle in your
face to me and in the place to be And
you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your ass.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Sucks, John Jay and Rich give us a call eight
seven seven nine three seven one oh four seven text us,
text jj R and whatever.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
You want to say to the number nine six eight
nine three.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
The Couple's Podcast, it's also called Couple's Therapy podcasts, but
Couple's Podcasts flows out of my mouth a lot easier,
much like we've been in meetings, because I say three
things you need to know Kyles, three things e three
things like it just comes out a certain way for me.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Here's a couple of things, right.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
So the Couple's podcast is something we started to do
on Sundays. Rich did it first, and Peyton and Kadeemed
did it, and then Blake and I did it. Then
Blake and I had the most recent one. So if
you go to wherever you get podcasts from John Jay
and Rich on demand channel, you can hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
And I got to scroll down.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I was trying to listen to it yesterday because I've
heard the whole thing yet, and I was just so,
once you get on demand, you gotta scroll down to
find it, unless, of course, you subscribe and I guess
it's on your phone or something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah shows up.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, And speaking of couples, yesterday, towards the end of
the show, I posted this message from my wife Blake.
I don't know if you guy saw it, where she fell, yeah,
down the steps and she's trying to meditate and she
was a dog pooped in the room. Meanwhile she was meditating.
She does this meditation every day with these group of
people on Zoom. And she was meditating and she smelt
the poop, but she was the middle of meditation. Then

(01:42):
when she went to clean the poop, poop was gone.
She thinks one of our dogs. Aded It's like, it's
all my instagram. You can see on my Instagram. So
one of the things that Blake's doing, my wife is
her and my sister started this like spinoff company of
Love Pop our dog rescue. It's called Love Pup Plus,
and it's in the very beginning stasues. And it's kind
of cool because I'm talking about it because it's been

(02:04):
about two years they've been working on it and it's
not fully launched. Shit, But there's a website right now.
And so my sister, who you know, has deals with
Netflix and Hulu and Amazon, and she lives in Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
She's like in charge of content kind of right.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
But Blake is like the salesperson for the company and
also somewhat of the face of the company because one
of the reasons this company started is because everybody was
always asking Blake dog questions all the time. You know,
my dog and a bunch of this what do I do?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I'll go to all these questions, How do I get
my dog do this?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Right? So they started this company called luftub Plus. So
two days ago, my sister and Blake have these meeting
and they need to come up with content. And so,
you know, I buy a freaking microphone for the thing,
and then Blake goes and buys a gimbal whatever that is,
and all these things. Right, So I come, I had
to go to this meeting yesterday afternoon. It was over

(02:52):
like at five point thirty. Then Blake and I had
dinner and and then I get into show mode where
I'm like, I'm working on today's show, but instead she's like,
I need you to help me film this video. And
I'm like, uh, it's seven. It's almost seven. I'm like,
oh my god, I don't want to What do you
mean I gotta get which is like midnight for us.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Yeah, you're like, whoa, it's starting anything at seven? A,
No go.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
I got my routine. I told them my wife down routine.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
But I also want to be, you know, a husband,
and I think I talk about the podcast compromise, you
have to compromise in relationships.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
So we open up.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
The package of the microphone and I can't get the
microphone to work, and Dutch's working on the microphone my son,
and it's three things about senior dogs. And then I
shoot this video of her in the front yard and
she's supposed to that. One of the clip is you
can walk your senior dog on short walks, and so
I'm filming her walking the dog, but she doesn't have
a leash. I said, you need a leash, Like if

(03:46):
you don't have a leash. Every's gonna get mad at me,
for You're gonna be mad at you for posting a
video of you walking a dog without a leash. So
she goes to get the leash and she hands me
the dog and I'm holding the dog its lego and
the light the sun's going down, right, So I'm like, Dann,
we should have I'm str why are we doing this
so late? It's stupid.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Now you get the tired trus do it tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
But then here at the sudden, let me walk over
this part of the yard. I got to kill the
phone out and I'm looking, okay, the light looks good
over here, and I walk over to the corner of
the yard and there's a hole in our yard and
I bite it. I wipe out.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Oh much like Jeff Bezos next to this space worse.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Oh no, that's bad.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, So I wipe out, and I'm so mad at her, right,
but I get up and then she comes out and
I tell her I fell, and she's like, no, you didn't, Okay,
I did. And so after we're done filming the video,
I go and look at security camera footage and sure
enough you could see it. So I posted it on Instagram,
so if you go to Instagram and then and then
I showed her the video of her of me falling,

(04:42):
and she's laughing her ass off, uncontrollable. She's laughing so
uncontrollably that after a while I couldn't take any more,
and I just started a film. So I started to
film her, like the last part of her laughing for
half an hour and then I go, my ankle hurts.
She say, no, you're fine, Like, what are you talking about?
I'm fine, Like, my ankle hurts right now. I quit,
like there's a hole in my Like my whole foot

(05:02):
went into a hole and.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
I wiped out.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Where's the hole from?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Do we know?

Speaker 8 (05:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, dude, I want to sue Arcadie of water. I
had this every I think you I don't know if
you ever seen me post videos of sometimes there's irrigation
and sometimes the there's a big bubble in my front
yard and the water people have come and gutted our
front yard a couple of times.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
That left the hole there. So I fell in the hole.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
But anyway, and then I thought at the end of
the day, and there's a couple of comments on it
that It's like my wife started the day falling down
the stairs.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
I ended the day falling in our front yard.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
You're really connected as a couple.

Speaker 7 (05:36):
When it starts and ends, it's perfect.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Bookends.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
You get a chance to check out the video because
I think it's weird the video of her laughing.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
I don't see the video of you falling.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
At the end of the video, like it cuts to
the video of me in the security camera video and
then and you see me wipe out.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
And then I was going to try to do that
some body, you know that thing.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I couldn't. I couldn't edit it right. I'm so tired.
I was like, I forget, it's supid smash.

Speaker 7 (06:05):
Are you okay now?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
My ankle hurts. I put my ankle in the in
the cold plants a little bit longer this morning. Yeah, yeah,
but it still hurts. I mean, I got my treadmill
in here. I was hoping I can be able to
get my steps in.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Are you gonna let it ruin your day today too?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
My ankle?

Speaker 6 (06:19):
No, the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
This is why you shouldn't do anything after seven pm
when you host a morning show. It's truly truly why
I do somebody's gonna get hurt. Format you just can't.
You just have to relax falling.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Here's the thing too, Like she says to me, if
that happened to me, you'd laugh. I go, I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I don't. I'm one of those for some reason, I
don't laugh when people get hurt, you know what I mean.
But I remember my mom laughing your ass off when
my dad got hurt all the time. I think there's
something to do with wives getting some serious pleasure out
of their husband's getting hurt. Because she laughed and giggled
and giggled and giggled, and it was brutal.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
So if you go to John T.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Vanas on Instagram, you can see the video that I
made in the front yard, which is so y, and
then you can see the video of me wiping out.
So that's it. John J.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Vannis on Instagram. What do you got coming up?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Coylein three?

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Think you need to know if you happen to be
maybe in not the greatest mood. I've got a healthy
habit that you can add to your daily life to
improve your mood. Tell you what it is next with John,
Jay and Rich.

Speaker 9 (07:17):
Go wake up with that.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
John Jane Rich a text that we just got. Is
it reference to yesterday being tax Day? Is from A
four eight zero numbers. As Rich said, he didn't think
there were any shredded tax guys. I am a shredded
tax guys. Yeah right, I did say that. She says
I am married to a shredded tax guy.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Okay, So I like to.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
See a picture of the shredded tax guy. So you
can always text us.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
You text JJR or whatever you want to say to
number nine six eight nine three.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Kyle, what are three things we need to know?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
This is kind of scary knowing how many people are
on ozempic. The FDA actually issued an alert telling all
of us there's actually counterfeit ozempic that could be in
the US drug supply, so not just being sold off market,
this is actually in supply with all the others. They
seized a bunch of counterfeit medications the last week, but
still are saying some of them could be out there.

(08:08):
So they're encouraging patients, wholesalers, pharmacies, and healthcare professionals.

Speaker 10 (08:12):
To check their ozempic just to make sure.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
And if you don't know what you're looking for bring
it to a pharmacy so they can check it, because
these counterfeit versions of ozembic are actually really dangerous because
you have to inject it and it's yeah, so it's
putting your health at risk. So something to be very
aware of because it is dangerous. So I thought this
was kind of cool. A new study suggests taking probiotics

(08:35):
can actually reduce your negative mood. People in this study
tracked their emotional state each day showed a clear and
consistent decline in negative feelings after taking probiotics for just
two weeks. It's all the gut health, right That's the
whole crazy right now. It's like your gut health affects
your entire body, your mood, everything about it. So start

(08:58):
taking those probiotics.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
That's the thing. I went to go work out yesterday
and I did a core workout, and where I go
work out, they have like these like digital like trainers
on the TV, and in the meditation portion, they were like, Okay,
touch your core because that's where all of your feelings
come from, your butterflies, your gut feelings, your gut health.
I was like, what is going on in this thing
right now? But it sounds exactly what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I did.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
I was like, this is weird, but I did it.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
So I love that though, because I feel like if
we can take control of our health, we'll all be
health here.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
That makes.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Exactly so we all know the five second rule. But
they did a study to find out how long is
too long? Is it? Like have you seen the meme
of like something drops in the ground and the germs.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Go hold on, hold on one.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
And then in five seconds they hop on whatever it is.
So there's a Chicago microbiologist who put the five second
rule to the test to scientifically get if it is
safe to eat food that has fallen on the floor.
And as it turns out, they found every sample of
evidence had a little bit of germs on it, no

(10:13):
matter how much time it's spent on the floor. So
even zero seconds is too long.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Unless you're hungry.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Unless you're hungry, and unless you don't care about a
little bacteria on your food, it's fine. They did say
the longer it stayed on the ground, the more bacteria
it got, So that kind of gives a little bit
of leeway. When you're going in your head, you're like, well,
at least it wasn't on there ten seconds. I only
have five seconds.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
I mean if you declare the rule to five second rule,
then you pick it up. I think you're fine.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
That's right.

Speaker 10 (10:38):
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
It's time for Paton's predictions.

Speaker 7 (10:41):
What's the vibe today, Peyton, We're gonna talk about what
you're secretly the best at based on your zodiac sign.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Good morning, Megan, what's your sign?

Speaker 7 (10:50):
Ariy okay, Aries, you are low key the best at
starting drama and then pretending like you have no idea
what's going on. You will light the match, walk away,
and then come back and be like, oh my gosh,
what happened? You are the main character in the plot
twist at the same exact time.

Speaker 11 (11:06):
Oh, I agree, that is so me Yeah.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
I think that's pretty odd brand for our fiery aries
for sure.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Thank you, Megan, Thank you, Hello Augustus, Hey, Leo, I
got you.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Yes, we're Leo's okay, Leo's. We are secretly the best
at being a walking movie trailer. We show up, the
music changes, the lighting gets warmer, everyone starts looking at us,
and then boom, the whole room is watching our show
and we knew it would happen.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, yeah, I think so too.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Pretty valid?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Good morning, Hudson. What's your sign?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Hi'm a virgo just like you, John Jay?

Speaker 7 (11:48):
Gotcha? Okay for my virgos. Virgos what you are secretly
the best at. You're the silent fixer. You're out here
analyzing people like a human lie detector while reorganizing your
entire life in your head. You'll everyone's red flags and
have the exit strategy for it. MVP behavior for sure.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
I don't know about you, Hudson.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
But that's me.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
All right. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
You got it?

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Doesn't want to give it up?

Speaker 7 (12:12):
Just brob we share a sign?

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Maybe maybe not?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Harper, what's your sign?

Speaker 7 (12:18):
I'm okay, Scorpio. This is what you're the best at.
You are the absolute best at knowing stuff that you
were never supposed to know. You just had a feeling.
It's actually code for that. You scrolled on Instagram and
found all of this information. You are the FBI and
the drama Harper, my.

Speaker 12 (12:41):
Harp.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
I love that you guys are calling. That's so fun.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Does are great names? Your parents take?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Good bye? You guys? A literation.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Okay, how about for libras?

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, Kyle is my Libra. Libra, you are secretly the
best at being messy and the most aesthetic way possible.
The drama. It's chaotic, but the delivery is beautiful. You'll
post maybe a crying selfie and somehow it gets three
hundred likes in a brand deal. You're softcore chaos with
great lighting.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
So core.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
I know you're against like the cry on social media,
but like I could see it app.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
I do like presentation. I think it's very important.

Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yes, how about pisces pisces, Richie, you are secretly the
best at turning a five minute convo into a three
hour emotional Ted Talk. You live, You live in your
own rom com soundtrack, and you will cry about a
cloud if it looks too beautiful. You are absolutely a
poetic menace.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
You know my nickname from my kids is Ted Talk.

Speaker 13 (13:38):
Oh my gosh, that.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Did.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
What do you think you've wanted to do in life?

Speaker 2 (13:44):
If we get your sign they are all posted on
our website Atjohn jy and Rich dot com. Matthew, good morning,
what's up? Hey, good morning?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Thanks for holding dude Le's up.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
Of course, so I have a controversial chinion in regard
to a adults complaining about their income when they work
low income jobs that are meant for younger adults getting
an experience. And I just wanted to get your thoughts
on these.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I'm that opinions, but you cut out for a little bit.
You said you want you have an opinion on people
that are working adults are working on younger people.

Speaker 8 (14:22):
Jobs, correct, and then complaining about their low incomes.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Okay, you got an example.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
Yeah, strash food is a big one. Then being like
a food or good stalker at you know, any shop, Target,
wal Mart.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Problem is fast food. They pay so much money.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Now, I went to Chick fil A yesterday and they're
paying seventeen dollars.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
An hour, Donald's playing twenty twenty.

Speaker 10 (14:46):
Two, twenty dollars carnivation I had.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I remember I had a pizza place and we were
paying thirteen dollars an hour and it was hard to
get people because they were all evening. Going to McDonald's
was paying twenty sometimes twenty two.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Dollars an hour.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
So is that what you mean?

Speaker 8 (15:01):
Yeah, because then they end up still complaining of oh
I can't make a little waged working at McDonald's at
Burger King.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
So what is your controversial opinion.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
That they need to get a.

Speaker 7 (15:13):
Different job, those jobs all out anything, Like you think
like the high schoolers should be the ones working at McDonald's.
It's not a forty year old man.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
It's an entry level position. I remember though, like like
my brother was a college graduate and still working like
at a produce section at a grocery store. It's because
all the overtime and all the you know, holiday hours,
and he couldn't get a corporate job that paid as
much as working in produce for i'd say ten years
after he graduated. It was like there was nothing that

(15:42):
came close. So a lot of times it's fine just
stucking up the cash, like you just got it.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
You gotta get work where you can get work.

Speaker 7 (15:49):
That's what I was going to say. I feel like
the job market right now is so tough that people
are willing to do any and everything.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Also, Matthew, I kind of feel like there's probably people
with high paying jobs that still complain about.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
That's true. That's true, and people complain about everything. Everybody
complains about everything. What is your controversy? You're saying that
they shouldn't complain or they should go get a job.
Somewhere else. Is that what you're saying that they.

Speaker 8 (16:13):
Should leave those entry positions for the younger people that
are needing to get into the workforce again experience to
then get a better paying job.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
The problem is, though, is that you have to get
a job to make ends meet, and if you can't
find the job in your field, you have to take
whatever you can, especially if you support a family. But
you're saying do what you gotta do, just don't complain
about it, I suppose.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
But you know, by the time you're in your late
twenties or at thirty, you should have probably already have
been employed and you no longer need to be in
that position.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
What do you do for a living? I'm a male man, okay,
And is that something that's happened to you?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
No, but did something happen when it worked?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
This conversation, like what made you want to call us
and say I'm so irritated with people that are complaining
about their job.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
No, I mean I just see it going around on
you know, Facebook, Instagram, just everyone complaining about, oh, we
need we need to unionize and strike to get better wages.
When you work as you cyber drops.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Okay, how many steps a day. You get.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
Between ten and ten thousand and thirteen thousand, depending on
it was a full coverage day.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
What do you have like two streets? Yeah, about a
mail man, you'd have thirty thousand steps or something that. Wait, man,
I think steps.

Speaker 8 (17:27):
Sorry, I do ten to thirteen miles. I'm not I've
never counted the steps.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Okay, ten to thirteen miles, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's a lot of it's a lot of steps around.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Steps today, maybe more than that.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, that's crazy, that's wild, because I did. I think
one of my biggest days was like I think I
did nineteen thousand steps and I think that might have
been four and a half miles, five miles. Holy crap, dude,
Way to go, Way to go, Matthew, stop complaining. You
should be complaining.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
We do a walk in all right, dude. Well thanks
for calling in.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Man, Well, thank you Fred for having me. You guys,
have a great rest of your day.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Don't get upset of people calling and gets yelling at you.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
Let's see here, it's totally fine when you do it all.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Right, right, all right, man, thanks for going to have
a great day. Well, take care. There's a text here
actually already six oh two number. Why does everyone think
anyone can just get a better job? That's true.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
I know you can always text us.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
You text Jed yr the ninety six, eight ninety three.
There is a text here for Kyle because Kyle's doing
the Couple's podcast on It's gonna drop on Sunday at ten,
says John J.

Speaker 14 (18:33):
Rich.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Kyle, you gotta just randomly yell Ham on the couples.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
That's a good idea. But I usually say that to
him when he's not paying attention to me, or he's
disappeared somewhere in the house, which actually happens often.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
It's like a signal to to alert you of his presence.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
It's like, if he's right in front of me, I'm like, hey, Ham.
But if he's I can't find him. I have to
go Ham.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
There's a cool event coming up with Love Pup. It's
called Dog Mom's Day and it is May third, and
all the money that we raise, or like the money
for the tickets goes right to rescuing dogs. And it's
a really really cool event. It's that the actually Castle
and Chammer, the goodie bag or the swag bag is
just fantastic. It's got philosophy, it's got skin better, it's
got them. There's just a bunch of stuff in that bag.

(19:21):
But there's also like what do you do? You get
food right and you hang out?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Could you guys have been to it and you get
oo there's music.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
I like the bar.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yeah, there's a bar.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
You can always find me at the bar.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Usually they have like a bunch of local local shops
in and they're selling stuff that you can buy and good.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah. So is that Lovepopfoundation dot org or just go
to Instagram love Pup Foundation There should be links there.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Rich, when you got coming up with life.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Hacks, well, there is a hack that is pretty important,
Like if you have to sneeze and you can't sneeze
at that moment, I can show you how to stop
it so that you can go on with your life.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
We got sacks and hacks coming up, as well as
why did Rich make his wife cry? Hmmm?

Speaker 7 (20:01):
Or throw?

Speaker 14 (20:02):
Oh? You called John Jay?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
And Rich made seven seven nine. Before we get the
Saxon hacks, a couple of text messages about Matthew who
called in earlier the male men saying whir are people
complaining about their jobs? Remember that guy? Oh yeah, six
poh two number, John Jay and Rich. I do not
make a livable wage, and my job is certainly not
an entry level job. So the guy who called in

(20:24):
this this morning, this opinion isn't very accurate. Is kind
of judgmental. Just saying I am administrative assistant at a
K through twelve charter school and I live with my
folks because there's a single woman I cannot afford to
rent a decent apartment. Yet makes sense. Yeah, John Jay
and Rich. I've never understood when people have no drive
to move up at all. They're fine where they are working,

(20:45):
and they do complain about money. That's this guy says
that John Jay and Rich. I got you guys on
speed dial every time. Every time I want to call it,
I just say this series called John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, very cool. Saxon acts. I have Saxon form me.
She Rich has life hacks. I've random information. A study
found that even if you don't work out, you can
get some of the same health benefits by just rushing
through stuff all the time. Even five minutes a day.
Things like speed vacuuming the rug can make a big,
big difference. The new York Post and Peyton, I think

(21:19):
you have a story about this. I think the New
York Post says there's now a shortage of cousins. Birth
rates have been declining, the ideas of apparently going viral
because of a TikTok where a female millennial talks about
it and don't you hang out with your cousins, Peyton,
I hang out with.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
My cousins all the time. I actually think I'm getting
to the point in my life where I'd prefer to
hang out with my cousins, which like over my friends sometimes,
but yeah, I was with them last night.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Here's the tick too, This is making the concept that
no cousins go viral.

Speaker 15 (21:47):
You guys, ever think about how us millennials are really
the last generation of growing up with a ton of
cousins and ense uncles. Our moms did not have the
number of babies as our grandmas did. And I know
there's always exception to the but for the most part,
our kids are of us, our millennial kids. They're not
growing up with the amount of cousins that we did.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
No, that's real. My grandma's one of ten, which that's
why I have so many cousins and our family weddings
are no joke, probably five hundred people, which is insane.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Yeah, that's it's the same here.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
My mom was one of five and we had a
bunch of cousins, and then now it's just me and
my sister, so you know, we have mad Sure our
kids are right around the same as you get along,
but that's it.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
I'm one of eight, so my kids have a lot
of cousins.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
You're the last. Is this you?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Nine percent of Americans?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Or in the New Spring Cleaning Pole said that their
garage is so full of junk they can't park the corner.
I got a lot of junk in my garage, a
lot of junk.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Ye are you still parking there? Somehow?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
I do only feel Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
When I went over to John Jay's house the other day,
he took me this garage and it was like a
mountain of hoodies, like a mountain.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
And then I bought I showed you the rack. Yeah,
I bought this coat rack to hang a portable coat rack. Yea,
to hang all my hoodies there. And my wife thinks
it's stupid.

Speaker 6 (23:05):
She's like, they're gonna get eaten by moths out there.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I keep all here's the thing that people like.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I wake up in the morning, I get dressed in
my closet, I walk, I put a hoodie on, I
walk downstairs, I get in my car. I drive to
work and here it's cold right now. When I leave here,
I take my hoodie off and throw the back seat
in my car. And then I do the same thing
the next day, the same thing the next day. Then
the back seat gets full of hoodies. Then I take
all those hoodies and put them in the trunk. Whenever
I have to drive anybody anywhere, and the trunk gets

(23:31):
so full, I take out all the hoodies and throw.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Them in the garage and pile up on the floor.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Wut coat rack in your trunk? That would solve all
the problems.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
So I bought a coat rack on Amazon, and now
I just don't have hangers. And then the other day
my wife goes, let's go to Target and get your hangers.
I'm like, I'm not going to Target.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
You can just get them on Amazon. They're cheap.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
That's what I said to her. I said, I'll just
buy a bunch on Amazon. I haven't done it yet.
I didn't want to go to Target because I know
it's not a five set. If I go to Target
by myself, I'll get the hangers in five seconds. If
I go to Target with her, yeah yeah, yeah, then
I got to buy more stuff.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Do you have a system like this?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
They found that the perfect way to wake up in
the morning is to let some sunlight in before your
alarm clock goes off, twenty minutes before your alarm clock
goes off. They're now selling a device in Japan and
it's huge where we will open the curtains and let
the sunlight in twenty minutes before your alarm goes off,
and that way you don't wake up groggy. You wake
up feeling fine. The problem is we wake up there

(24:22):
is no sunlight, still dark zero tark thirty.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
There's this alarm clock that has this like light thing
on it that rises with the sun too, but that
would it works?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
No Blake has that. I got to my wife and
it's really neat and it works. It's like it gives
you the sunlight. Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
I usually sleep with the blinds open on the weekend,
so the sun wakes me up.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I do not.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
You know, that's too old school for this.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
What do you got for life?

Speaker 16 (24:44):
Hack?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Switch talk about sneezing. In fact, John Jay, you sneezed
as I was putting this life back together this morning.
And sometimes you just can't sneeze when you want to sneeze.
There's a little tickle on your nose. Who knows what
it's from, and you don't want to sneeze. Well, here's
what you do. If you feel an impending sneeze you
really don't want to sneeze in the second, covering your
nostrils and breathing through your mouth can stop it from happening. However,

(25:05):
be careful because sometimes it comes back with the vengeance.
Try to do it and then go somewhere where you
can sneeze freely, because it doesn't get rid of it forever.
It just postpones it for a few minutes. But that
airflow will stop and alleviates the irtint that is making
you sneeve. That life sneeze, that life hacking anymore. At
John jayne Rich dot com meets the John Jay and
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(25:29):
lot of fun eats John Jay and.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Ridge Our phone number eight seven seven nine three seven
one four seven Sienna.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Hi, what's going on?

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Hi?

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Oh well, thank you Sienna. Where you go to school?

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Speaker 15 (26:02):
Bye.

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That's nice. You can always call us at eight seven
seven nine three seven one oh four seven or text
us text jj R and whatever you want to say
to the number nine six eight nine three Rain Wilson
of the Office.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Who did he play in the office?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Anybody know Dwight? St Dwight?

Speaker 4 (26:22):
He uh, you know the theme song to Office? He
actually there's words to the song.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I don't know if you guys ever heard it, but
he was pretty vocal about it and he shared it
with everybody.

Speaker 18 (26:32):
Of face a show about a boss. Mostly it's a
show about Dwight.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Show is a lot of fun.

Speaker 18 (26:41):
Mostly Dwight's a lot of fun. Remember stan Lee? Mostly
I remember Dwight. Chrizin Ski's manly. No one wants a
bobble ahead of Jim.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Let's face it. It's a show about Dwight. Let's get weird, okay, Rich,
why'd you make your wife cry Well, it wasn't on purpose.

Speaker 5 (27:06):
Well I thought it was well kind of on purpose,
all right. So most nights, towards the end of the night,
I like to listen to music and sometimes Stacy will
join me in my little room where I've got my
little speaker set up. I put on records and I
just kind of chill out a little bit. But when
Stacy comes to join me, I kind of change the
music because I want her to enjoy it. So I

(27:27):
got to go to her genre, and the goal is
always to give chills. I want her to feel the
song and get chills. But when I started playing this
particular song, I mean it wasn't long, but the tears
were flowing and she cried hard. When I played fast
Car by Tracy Chapman, is a is a winder downer,

(27:49):
and I mean, it's a good song, and I thought
she's going to get the chills and be like this
sounds so good, but she's crying because of Tracy Chapman's
relationship with her man in the song doesn't seem like
it goes very very well. Towards the end of the song,
you get a fast Car.

Speaker 18 (28:06):
I wanted to get to anywhere and.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
She was sad for Tracy Chapman's struggle together. And I
mean like she was mad at me at the end
of the session, which is like.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
The songs out about a car.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
I mean, you have no idea.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I thought it was about a car.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Well, a fast car is a metaphor for life.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I literally thought it was about a car.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I never listened to words. I don't. I mean I
would listen to the meaning.

Speaker 12 (28:31):
Of the words.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
What's ther you?

Speaker 5 (28:34):
I got a plan to get us out of him.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
And you're not here.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
She's trying to get a better job, just like the
male guy wanted her to.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
I'm glad you played this version and not the new
version that went number one by what's his name? It comes, Yeah,
I went for the rich because the original because I
feel like this song, I mean it was a big song,
but like when what's the name Luke conm did it,
it was like number one, and like everyone like discovered
that it wasn't his original song, that it was Tracy.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Well, that's good for her.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
I know, it's awesome for her.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
I know that's why I said, I'm glad that you
played her the ridge.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
She talks about like getting a better job, and then
she sees more of his alcohol than he does his kids,
and so now she's gonna move on and leave him.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Never heard any of that, and I was like about
Lightning McQueen.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
No, I mean, so we finish and I'm literally holding
my wife going it's okay. Tracy Chapman turned out just fine.
She had lots of other good songs that were She's
happy about those songs really like just weren't hit well
she has. Yeah, I guess that was step one too.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Okay. Are there are other songs that make her cry?
Other songs that make you crackyle?

Speaker 13 (29:42):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (29:42):
It's always the Sarah McLaughlin Angel in the Army Cure
jerker for sure.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Is there a song that makes you cry? Peyton?

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Yeah? Actually, fall Apart by post Alone makes me cry
my eyes out every single time. I hear it every time,
And I think it was because I was like going
through my first heartbreak when that song would come on
and I was like crying. And then I've seen him
in concert twice and I cried both times.

Speaker 13 (30:05):
Second Shot, Yeah, I cried yesterday listening to a song
I Can't Live without Your Love and Affection by Nelson.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Oh yeah, I got you the band offiction. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
Anyway, I was thinking about my wife doing dishes and
that song came on on schelfle and I was like,
this is the universe being like be thankful for your
wife anyway?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Were you like a mercury and retrogradehereever? He's worsting out
on us now during.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
This first song.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
But that's because I don't think I listened to any
of the words.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
Is there any song that would make you emotional?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Nothing will make you cry, right, People dying don't even
make you cry.

Speaker 10 (30:55):
It gets you a little emotional at all. Would you
feel anything?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
I don't think so, Like no songs that you go
to a concert and you get like goosebump chills and
you're like, oh my goodness, that's insane.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Because it's something cool goosebumps, Like there, you know, what's it?
I like, lose yourself by a mindem I get goosebumps.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
Okay, I do. That's kind of an emotional one's talking about.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
But don't make me cry, shot.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
It's a chance of If you want to know.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
What's consuming now, this is literally consuming me, and it's
so stupid. In fact, I will come this morning. I
had to tweet about it this morning. It has nothing
to do with music. It has to do with a
TV show that I'm watching, and it's the prequel to
Yellowstone's called nineteen twenty.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
I just started that this morning.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I think?

Speaker 6 (31:44):
I am in the second episode?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Okay, I'm not going to the fourth or fifth episode.
I ritually finished it, and there's two seasons that are
out and I'm just without I'm waiting. I'm not gonna
work hard to figure it out. I'm just gonna let
it happen. But like last night, I'm in bad and
I'm trying to do the math on how Harrison Ford
and his kids or his nephews somehow end up being
Kevin Costner's parents, and I don't see them map there.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
I know, I'm still trying to figure out which one
is John.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I know they don't do a very good job of
letting you know who's who. And then somebody died. But
then what I'm trying to get is that it's nineteen
twenty three, Okay, so that means if it's Kevin Costner's dad,
that means Kevin Costner, when was he born? I mean whatever?
What's his name on the show in Yellostone?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
John Dutton?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
John Dutton? So when is Kevin Costra's character born?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Well, they can't be in twenty three because he'd be
one years old.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Kevin Costner one of the kids kids, I.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Don't know, That's what I'm saying. I mean bed last night,
and I'm putting the characters and I'm trying to say, okay,
so Tim McGraw was in eighteen eighty three and then
had this one kid and then these kids, this kid
is where did Harrison Ford come? And then I'm lying
in bed, going okay, that wouldn't make that doesn't make it,
and I'm literally spinning.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
They get you a little closer in the second season,
but I still think it's a little confusing. Even though
I think there's an answer, it's a little confused. So
it's over and you and Kevin Costler's not born yet.
I think what we're seeing is one of the kids
that is born is Kevin Costner's dad. One of the
new kids that's yet to arrive is going to be.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Talking about so, well, there'll be another show about that
because also be.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
You could have a nineteen fifty two and it would
probably be fine.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Because this show has to pretty much. I thought about this.
They either have to make it. Let's say it's so successfully,
do ten seasons.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
They can't.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
It's got to be ten seasons about the same year
because eventually it's gonna be nineteen twenty four, I think.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
And then what you gotta change the show name.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
I think they wrap it up. I think the second
season ends and it's the end of the series. Is
I don't see how they're gonna do anything more. They might,
but I don't see how they're gonna be But they.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Could because obviously the bloodline is still there because Kevin
cost is born and he's Yellowstone.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
You know what somebody takes over Yellowstone. That's a Dutton.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Oh, guys, el L dot com actually has a Dutton
family tree.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I was going to google the Dutton family tree and
see if they can explain it to me, because I
find it's so difficult because it's like the number one
show says.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Tim mcgrab his great great great grandfather.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
It starts with Tim McGraw. That's where it starts, so
he would be his.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Great great great grandfather.

Speaker 10 (34:07):
I don't know if this is right.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Hello, John and Rich good morning.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Are you calling about Yellowstone?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Okay, what do you got?

Speaker 16 (34:15):
Okay, So it's actually eighteen eighty three, nineteen twenty three,
and then nineteen forty four that's going to be coming out.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Oh oh that alls everything right there.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
You can see t have a cosser easily be born
in nineteen forty four.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Sure that tracks the baby.

Speaker 12 (34:32):
That Spencer and his wife head is John Dunton.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Yeah, his name was John.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
And that job that John has another job.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
I didn't want to ruin that for you guys, since
you're not there yet.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
That's ruining you, got it.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
There's gonna be babies come in. Oh no, no way.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
But if there's a nineteen forty four, then I'm all
good because yeah, thank god they wrapped up the nineteen
twenty twenty three storyline is wrapped up.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Thank god, because I was so like literally keeping me
up at night trying to figure it out. Good though, really,
and by the way, which is a good sign. If
I don't cry to songs and TV shows make me
keep you up at night, I think life is good.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Thank you so much for calling in.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I can't believe you thought fast car was about a Ferrari.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
It sounds about a fast car.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Jehn Jay and Rich, Hi Megan, Hi, Hey, thanks for holding.

Speaker 14 (35:20):
Don't worries.

Speaker 17 (35:21):
I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Good. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
How can we help you?

Speaker 7 (35:24):
All right?

Speaker 10 (35:25):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 17 (35:26):
My neighbor who's like twenty one years old, keeps snapchatting me,
and not like in a way that's like, you know, hey,
how's it going type of snapchat? I'm talking like like
glorry shirtless, mirror picks, or like random videos of him
like singing in his car. And you know what's even
worse is I get the occasional you up at like

(35:48):
one in the morning, okay, like and you know what,
here's the thing. He's like mad at me because I'm
not snapping him back. He actually told me you you
must not be interested since you left me on open
And it's like, sweetheart, I'm twenty six years old. I
pay for my own dentle I don't have time to
communicate that you can disappear a selfies and like those

(36:10):
stupid emojis. It's like I just want to know that's
think I'm being rude or is this just a dating
Team Max, Like, am I lowering my standards to the
energy at twenty sixteen just to be like interesting? I
just I don't know anymore. I could use your opinion
on this.

Speaker 10 (36:26):
That's so funny.

Speaker 6 (36:27):
I thought, like you should have just said, yeah, I'm
not interested, no need to send anymore.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
But that's like, come on, would you be interested in
him if he was like if you wanted to text
you or something. Is it the Snapchat that's the problem,
or is it the fact that he's twenty one and
he's your neighbor.

Speaker 17 (36:44):
You know what, he is twenty one, he is my neighbor,
and you know what, who the heck is still using
Snapchat in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
I don't use Snapchat either. I'm like, who uses that?

Speaker 16 (36:53):
I know?

Speaker 7 (36:54):
But I guess I guess.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
So. Also, my kids all communicate with Snapchat, you know.
But also you had to give him your snap, right,
you had to give him your snap so you you
knew he was gonna snap you. And also like, maybe
he's pissed because you're ruined a streak.

Speaker 17 (37:08):
Maybe maybe sorry about it, but he's got to grow up. Yeah,
I gave him my snap, But I kind of thought
we were adults and knew how social media work, and
it sounds like he's just jumping on the bad wagon
for the first time.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Did you have you ever responded to any of his snaps?

Speaker 16 (37:25):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
You never once done anything, sent him anything back.

Speaker 17 (37:29):
No, Like I didn't want him to think I was
interested in him.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
It sounds like you didn't really answer Peyton's question, did she?

Speaker 6 (37:37):
I don't know if you did.

Speaker 7 (37:38):
If if you wanted to text you, would you be
texting him back?

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Like is he good looking?

Speaker 11 (37:43):
Not really, He's just not my type.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
But like, here's the thing.

Speaker 17 (37:46):
You accept people on your social media platforms all the
time that you don't even know. It's kind of just
like accepting, you know. And what I thought was like
accepting a friendship or someone you can just like you know,
communicate with on like memes and stuff. But I didn't
think he was actually to take it a step further,
like if you want to do that, like normally you
use like a like a dating app like the older

(38:06):
Hinge or something, or I don't know. I just think
this whole situation is weird.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
You can also just delete your snap if you don't
use it, Like there's different levels of social media, right
like I could see Snap being exactly what he's doing. Like,
if you wanted more mature messages from someone, you give
me your Facebook, right, I'm sure. Yeah, it's like Snap,
that's exactly what Snap is, is what he's doing. So
that's he's probably figured, Oh my god, this this hot

(38:31):
older chick. She's twenty six. I'm only twenty one. She
gave me a snap.

Speaker 17 (38:34):
Did you just stay older?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, I'm saying no, wait waitte, I'm I'm saying she
is older.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
He's twenty one. Like I said, no, she brought it up.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
She brought it up.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
So I'm like, here, I'm trying to put myself in
his shoes. He's like, here's this hot older chick gave
me her snap. She's twenty six, I'm twenty one. Maybe
there's a chance, you know, you could teach him a
few things. So maybe that's what he's thinking. But you're
not biting you get what I'm saying.

Speaker 17 (38:58):
Yeah, you know, here's the thing. I still think he
just needs to get over himself. Like social media isn't
that complicated.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Just like yeah, blocking, Yeah, I would block him if
you don't want to date him. But honestly, I do
think that is where we are going in the dating world.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Like, really, well, if I'm listening to Megan, what I'm
hearing from her that she's not really saying is like
he's put in the most minimal effort that you could
possibly put in to get somebody to pay attention to him,
and she's not feeling that, Like she's like, no, You've
got to try a lot harder for me, right Megan?
Is that what I'm hearing?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
No, I don't want to know that.

Speaker 17 (39:34):
You can send me a dumb snap every once in
a while, but geez, like, you know, stop being so thirsty.
And if I'm not responding clearly, that should.

Speaker 19 (39:42):
Be some sort of indicator.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
That's what I say.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Okay, thank you so much for calling in.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
I hope we helped you out.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, okay, blocking It's John Jay and Rich and we
can help you with all kinds of social media issues.
That's what we do here.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
It's John Jay.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Rest of Morning, Mike Morning, what's up man?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Thanks for holding Okay, So, I don't even know where
to start with this. It's a little embarrassing, but I
will launch in. My wife of eight years just left
me for a woman, like straight up packed a bag
moved in with some chick named Torri who makes pottery

(40:24):
and drinks oat milk, all the stereotypes, and I'm just
here trying to figure out if my whole marriage was
a liar. Somehow I drove her into the arms of
someone who wears Birkenstocks year round. So I have been
I've been spiraling, like deep dive, stalking her on Instagram,

(40:45):
analyzing captions, and I'm scrolling through like old texts to
see if there was like clues that I missed, Like
it's a friggin murder mystery or something. And I don't
even know if I am heartbroken or confused or just consulting,
like was it about me?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Was I that bad?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
I just need like a little advice. You need someone
to tell me how to process this without completely losing
my mind or buying a kayak. I almost thought a
kayak yesterday.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Buy the kayak, go on the water.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
I suppose I kind of feel like it's not even
about you. It was probably her own journey. I don't
know what your ex wife's name is, but she probably
married you thinking she was like into it and then
discovered herself somewhere along the way, and then just said, listen,
this relationship isn't serving me anymore. This is not who

(41:41):
I am.

Speaker 10 (41:41):
I have to go be me. That's just a guess though.

Speaker 6 (41:45):
I mean, without knowing anything else about your relationship, I
wouldn't spiral too much about it.

Speaker 10 (41:49):
Probably really doesn't have a whole lot to do with you.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I think you're right. Happened to a friend of mine
and his wife is still with the person that she
left him for, and they've been together a long time
and had a great relationship ship. Now, the thing about
the kayak, though, that's interesting is the kayak symbolism for
the female anatomy, I.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Think because you would judge it so annoying, Like I
feel like it's how gay girls get on the water.
And I'm like, I should be buying something with a
motor in it, but I'm like trying to what like
be attracted.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
What is happening here?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
So gay girls get on the water?

Speaker 7 (42:25):
I know, like all gay girls wear briken stalks.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Okay, I both they do.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Gay girls get on the water a certain way. Is
that what you meant?

Speaker 7 (42:34):
Like, how do you get like gay girls only use kayaks,
they don't use motor boats?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Is that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I little.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
He said he is spiraling that Okay, I see what
you left you you are you are spiraling. We confirm it.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
I think, I think, Mike, though, you got to listen
to Kyle, like, don't don't take that weight because it
probably realistically isn't you. And if it was you, I
bet your wife probably would have told you on her
way out.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
It's just a lot toy because you feel pretty rejected.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah. Also, if there's this part of me and I
don't know if this is bad or biased or like,
but I'm like, Okay, let's say she cheated on me
with a guy, I think I'd be doing worse. Like
at least this woman offers something I couldn't possibly offer,
And then I'm like, I had me and am I

(43:28):
a bad person? You're thinking that, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Like it'd be cool if at some point she could
sit down you would explain kind of what her heart,
her heart's journey was like, just as because you guys
do have a relationship, you know, a committed relationship, would
be cool if she could try to explain it to
you so you could wrap your heart around a little bit. Yeah,

(43:50):
because just being bitter and pissed isn't gonna get anywhere.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
I know I should have.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I mean, here's another thing. Her name is Linda, and
I'm like, dude, that's.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I mean, if you're great Linda in your life, I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
You cut out.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
You said her name is Linda and what Mike?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah, And I'm like, I'm just like, have you ever
met a straight Linda and your helping you?

Speaker 11 (44:12):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Well? Yeah, yeah, I know a lot of she's straight.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
I think she's married.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Good, Okay, all right, good check that box off the
spiral list.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Okay, and other people by kayaks.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, sorry for all that.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I'm just it's we get it, and we're grateful you
called us for help. I hope we gave you some help.
I Thinkyle just they nailed it on the head and
she was that was a good one. Mike, thanks for
calling in, man. I hope you get better. Yeah, all right.
I worried about him.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
I was dress when we met. We were both in
a Runn's friend of mail, so we could connect it.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
John Jay and Rich. So taxes, you had to have
your taxes in officially by yesterday. Right, you can file extension,
you can do whatever. So you know, it's tax season,
so we thought it'd be fun to find out if anybody,
what did you buy? What's the most unhinged thing you
bought with your tax refund? Now you don't need to

(45:23):
call and say I didn't get a tax refund, because
quite frankly, I didn't get a tax refund either.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Terrible.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
What happened terrible? What happened to my home yesterday? Yeah? Terrible? Yeah,
So tell us the most unhinged thing you bought with
your tax refund? Eight seven seven ninety three seven one
o four seven. Good morning, Lisa, Good morning. What did
you buy with your tax refund?

Speaker 14 (45:48):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (45:49):
My kids talked me into buying a puppy?

Speaker 5 (45:53):
He what kind of puppy?

Speaker 13 (45:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:57):
So on Sunday we.

Speaker 11 (45:59):
Got a man Australian shepherd. O.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
My neighbor has two of them, and they're so dang cute.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, he is the cutest and he's got the best temperament.

Speaker 19 (46:10):
So we're so in love here.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Well, good Lisa, thank you so much for sharing that.

Speaker 15 (46:16):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven. Gunther says,
my tax refund this year was nine dollars, so I
got a mcdouble in a large sweet tea for McDonald's.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
There you go, money Well spent, strong choice?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Hi, Don, What did you get that was unhinged? What'd
you buy with your tax refund at a divorce?

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yeah, that's pretty unhinged.

Speaker 16 (46:42):
I think big best money I have ever said? You were?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Were you waiting for the refund to do the legal paperwork?
Is that what it was?

Speaker 16 (46:52):
Typically? Yeah, I was waiting for it. I caught him
in one affair and we through went through your marriage
countleeen and he's going to work out and something that
I got kept saying, you know, just file it, and
I was like, no, we're going to keep trying for it.
I want to make sure things really work. So glad
I went through it because after the paperwork was filed,

(47:15):
I had people come out of the word work. He
had seven.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
Yeah, money well spent.

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Yeah, So I'm glad you got.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Out of that job.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
What's he doing now?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I have no idea and I don't care hopefully getting checked?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
All right?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Thank you, Don.

Speaker 16 (47:32):
All I know is that I'm good. Yeah, my god,
And I kept myself safe, so it was it was
worth and then it's daycation, so I was all good.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, thanks, Don, have a great day eight seven, seven, nine,
three seven one four seven. What did you buy? Your
tax group was a little unhinged, Kennedy says. Ten years ago,
I was nineteen. I got a refund of twelve hundred dollars.
I thought it was so rich. I quit my job
at lunch and I went to Utah the next day
to see it. Guy, she's like, we're now married. We're

(48:04):
now married.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
Twelve hundred dollars at nineteen, you hit the jets.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Sure sure?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Oh yeah, Jose, what did you buy that was unhinged
with your tax refund? So?

Speaker 14 (48:18):
I bought a cold pune.

Speaker 8 (48:21):
I wanted to get your opinion, how do you.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Keep it maintained? Well?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
What kind of cold place did you get?

Speaker 14 (48:30):
I ordered Amazon. It's not here yet, but it's like
thirty two inches wide and I think like four feet tall.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Is it one of those ones like the bathtub one
it looks at like a bathtub or is it the
round black one? Which one is a.

Speaker 8 (48:42):
Bathtub one?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Oh? Okay, I don't know how you keep that maintained.
I'm sure there. It comes with directions. For me.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Mine's hooked up to the to the pool, so.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
It has that automatic thing you know what I mean. Whatever,
the filter and all that, I think.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
I think it kind of is like a pool though,
if you have that maintained the water. Yeah, but I
don't use it, but I do see my husband like
taking chemicals and like putting it in there. And you
have to like drain the water somewhat often, not not
like all the time, but you do have to just
make sure that the water stays clean.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Send me pictures, Jose when you get it all right,
let's let's see how long you can go. All right, Jason,
what was something unhinged that you bought?

Speaker 12 (49:22):
Well, when you get to be an adult, you get
really weirded out about silly things. I bought the Samsung
Bespoke all in one wash your unit, I'll buy itself.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Okay, So you wash your clothes, leave them in there,
and then the dryer turns on and dries the clothes.
You have to move them from one thing to another.

Speaker 12 (49:44):
It communicates with my phone. When it's done with the cycle,
it auto dispenses your fabric soft or you're detergents. It's
a bit silly, but everybody comes to my house.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
This is all I talk about for the last That's cool.
That's very cool.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
Soo, you know, because I'm the type that always leaves
my stuff in the washer and then it stinks washing
three days and I gotta wash it again.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I don't do laundry, and I have no idea what
he's talking about, but I think it's great.

Speaker 12 (50:12):
Your wife would like it.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, probably probably with thanks brother things.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
I wondering if those things worked or not. Sounds like
they work awesome.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Four, good morning. What did you buy that's unhinged with
your tax refund?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Four?

Speaker 14 (50:28):
About a about a jiggle board with my tax refund?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Anybody know what that is?

Speaker 15 (50:35):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (50:36):
It's the company is called Fera Plate, but we.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Refer to it.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Yeah, these things where you stand on in it, like
drains your lymphatic stuff or whatever.

Speaker 11 (50:46):
Yeah, it does all kinds of It's like a vibrating plate.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
People swear you can stretch on them and do exercises
on them.

Speaker 14 (50:53):
That's right, it's right up John Jay's alley.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Really do you ever just lie on it in the
front side and let it vibrate? Does it feel good?

Speaker 14 (51:02):
I put the put the recliner on it and left
it on all night, left in the recliner.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
It's amazing. That's nice, all right, into like this new
thanks brother. Uh someone on Facebook says, actually says, I
got my husband's vasectomy. Casey got Tarantula's uh will, Good morning?
What did you buy your tax rEFInd it was unhinged?

Speaker 20 (51:27):
Good morning, guys. I don't know if it was necessarily unhinged.
But you had that caller calling about his wife leaving.
Lesbian Linda, she bought a kayak. I also bought a kayak,
but lesbian.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Thanks.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
He's like, who buys a kayak? People buy kyak?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Well, Lisa got it. Did a frozen embryo transfer. That's huge,
that's huge. Let's see where is this Fifteen years ago?
This is right up your husband's ally. I spent three
hundred and fifty dollars on bottles single malt scotch whiskey
from the Scotch Society. All right, because then your husband

(52:08):
collect what's it called.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Not Scotch but Americ get it right, the bourbon and
whiskey and scotch people. They would be like, it's not
the same.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
No, but I mean as far as buying an old
bottle of alcala. Yes, on that note, Let's see this
person bought fifteen hundred rounds of ammunition.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
They're getting ready for something.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Wow, crazy man. Oh this person bought a tiger. Okay,
I didn't know you could do that anyway. That is
definitely un shoot us a text, text JJR or whatever
you bought with your tax rEFInd that was unhinged to
ninety six eight ninety three Entertainment News Next with John
Jay and Richard Drunk.

Speaker 8 (52:46):
Dial your ex Trunk dial us call our John Jay
and rich Trunk Dial Line six eight, nineteen thirty three.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
We're gonna do a little entertainment news. What's the latest
on the space haters?

Speaker 6 (52:59):
I think, and I was actually talking to a couple
of friends just last night.

Speaker 10 (53:03):
I think the all women Blue Origin crew that was sent.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
To space or somewhat space completely backfired because I haven't
heard a whole lot of positive things about it at all,
Like people are like, it's kind of privileged that you
would go up and then try to pretend like changing
the world when it's really not.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
And have you heard the conspiracy theory yet?

Speaker 10 (53:23):
Which ones?

Speaker 5 (53:23):
I've heard a couple that they weren't really in zero gravity,
that they just faked all that that's why you didn't
see it during well, yeah, there was a.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
Lot of things that they're like, where's their actual protective gear,
Like if they were going on if they were going
mock three, which is allegedly the speed, like they would
need some kind of protective gear, helmets, and they come
out in their hairs all like perpict whatever. But in
any case, there's a lot of I guess, like, like
Rich said, there's a lot of people who are skeptical,
and there were a lot of people who were not
happy with it. And Gail King has something to say

(53:52):
to all those people.

Speaker 21 (53:53):
Some of them are people I know and like, so
I'm a little surprised. I say, you should go to
Blue Origin and see what they're doing. I was one
of those people in the beginning too.

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Space.

Speaker 21 (54:01):
Why are we spending money on space?

Speaker 6 (54:03):
We have so much to do here.

Speaker 21 (54:04):
Space exploration is not an either or, it's a both
and and so once you educate yourself when you see that,
I really resent that people are calling it a rye.
We duplicated the trajectory of Alan Shepherd's flight.

Speaker 18 (54:18):
Back in the day, no one called.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
That a rye.

Speaker 21 (54:21):
A ride sounds frivolous, it sounds insignificant. This was a
bona fide flight. I don't like people trying to minimalize
what was done now.

Speaker 10 (54:30):
And that isn't really the only complaint I know.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Emily Radikowski she actually slammed the whole mission, saying this
space mission this morning is like basically a load of
you know what. She's like saying that you care about
Mother Earth, and it's about Mother Earth, and you're going
up into a spaceship that's built and paid for by
a company that's single handedly destroying the planet. Please look
at the state of the world.

Speaker 10 (54:52):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
She went on to be like, it's disgusted.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Both of them are bothered me. Yeah, first of all,
you know, let's let's all this big space stuff. Let's
talk to Emily Radakowski, see what she has to say
about it.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
You know, it seems like people are like, well, you're
you didn't spend this much time talking about the astronauts
that were stuck up there for you know, the better
part of a year and a half. Coming home, you
gave more attention to this. I see people complaining about that.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
I also see people complaining that they called them astronauts
and they're they.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Were not astra passengers, but I don't see the big
deal either way. I think it's fun. They did it,
you know, I think the reason that it's too but
I can get.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Much make it into something more.

Speaker 10 (55:31):
And that's what people have.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
They're getting so much press because it's Katy Perry, Gail
King and Jeff Bezos's girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Like that's why.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I mean, if it was Katy Perry stuck in space
and they had to go get her nine months later,
they get national news like it's a it's a fun thing.
It's okay, but I just can't believe it's turning into
this huge thing so stupid. I mean, but I wouldn't
do it now. I do think it was real. By
the way, I don't think it was fake. You know
what I mean? You think it was fake? Why do
they spend all I just I just kind of don't.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
I really don't know. But it's a little weird.

Speaker 10 (56:00):
It's a little weird.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Okay, what about the Star Wars guy?

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Because I questioned the way this is written out in
front of me, it could be two ways.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Okay, so I'm curious to wait the word j You watched.

Speaker 10 (56:10):
Narcos, right, Oh?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (56:11):
Okay, so you know Diego Luna he actually was in Narcos,
and he's also in the Disney Plus series and Or,
which is a Star Wars now he actually got to
like keep one of the the pieces from Star Wars
is like one of the blasters from the set cool,
and he made a big mistake with it.

Speaker 18 (56:31):
I went to the airport and I said, I'm gonna
take it with me because if I send this down.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
I was stopped in security and he threw and the guys.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Like unwrapped the thing and they were like, oh what,
he's not wed And I.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Was trying to grab it to say no, it's just
a prof.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
And one guy recognizes me, but from Narcos, not from
Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
I was gonna say the way he wrote it, you go,
Diego Luna was stopped at the airport for having a
weapon from Star Wars, which is exactly what happened. Yeah,
then I thought, maybe you this said it wrong and
it should be Diego Luna from Star Wars was stopped
at the airport having a.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Weapon, you know what I mean, Like it's I thought
he would stop because he had a blaster and.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
They thought it was a real weapon.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
What's going with the ends with us?

Speaker 2 (57:17):
By the way, there's a documentary on Max about the
whole Justin Baldoni Frickin' Blake Lively thing, which is so compelling.
It's an hour long, and it seemed like it was
five minutes long. YEA, through it real quick.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
So I think when this whole thing came out, we
were like, don't you think we would hear from some
of the crew members, And now some of the crew
members are talking. One specifically was in an interview like
in Australia and she was asked about the whole thing,
and she was definitely team Justin.

Speaker 22 (57:46):
Him genuinely pitching that he was doing this film to
help young women. I just find it hard to believe
the allegations to be honest.

Speaker 18 (57:52):
As a woman yourself, did you ever feel uncomfortable at
all in your dealings with Justin?

Speaker 6 (57:57):
No, not at all.

Speaker 22 (57:58):
I would say I felt more trouble and being around
Justin then a lot of film directors in my experience.
I feel like maybe Blake smelled his kindness, mistook it
for weakness and tried to take advantage and take power.

Speaker 5 (58:11):
So yeah, that's it. That's a hard charge.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
Yeah, yeah, And I think, but I think Blake Lively
has left a sour taste in a lot of people's
she has.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
And part of it is like if you were a judge,
like if I was to be on the court a
jury person, I would have to remove myself because of
all the videos I've seen where she's mean. I like,
I couldn't give a fair right. I'd be like I
can and she seems so mean and all these but
she's so mean, that pregnantlity, Like, I can't be on
your side right now. I need to. But if you

(58:40):
watch the documentary on Max, it's pretty good too, and
I think you still they try to do it evenly,
but I still think you lean towards Baldoni after the documentary, I.

Speaker 6 (58:48):
Feel like people have a bad taste in their mouth
about Blake Lively the way they do about the space
mention that happens. Yes, yeah, it's a.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
Little out of touch.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Yeah, there you go, a little lot of touch.

Speaker 14 (58:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
I want to call people that have texted us.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Let's just call them.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
So you just text JJR whatever you.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Want to say to number nine six eight nine three,
Hey John j and Rich calling about your text? Okay, okay,
I have your text in front of me. It's all
of us here. But this is John J calling you,
but I mean all of us are here. So I

(59:34):
wanted to get into the meat of your text to
what you said.

Speaker 11 (59:38):
Oh my god, your name is what Andrea?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Okay? What did your text say?

Speaker 6 (59:44):
Well?

Speaker 11 (59:45):
I said it's offensive to say that you why buy
the cow and you can have the milk for free?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
And then she said, read the room, dude, your female
population is disgusted.

Speaker 11 (59:56):
That's right, that's right. That's something that my dad I
used to say. And he's not even alive anymore. And
we don't look at we don't look at relationships that
way anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Right, So what did you hear me? How did you
hear me say that? Like, I feel like you're taking
it out of context or you know, because I was
saying it to Peyton, right, that's right, But I wasn't
saying it to her as I was saying that's I
think I said something like, that's why that's the phrase, right,
remember that, because it's like.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
You were basically saying, you're getting all the things without
the actual thing you really want, the wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Ring, right, And I was like, that's the phrase why
by the cow?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
You get? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
And the phrase basically means, why would he propose if
he's getting all the other things right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
I wasn't putting her down or being negative about it,
if that's the way you took it, But.

Speaker 11 (01:00:44):
That's a negative connotation that phrases.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
So how else do I say that you're living the
life of a married person without being married?

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Is that a different bend?

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
I feel like maybe Andrew you could help us figure
out the more modern version of that.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
Yes, thank you, Kyle, Yay.

Speaker 11 (01:01:00):
You you're getting what you You should get what you want,
no matter whether it's married or not married.

Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
I actually brought this up to Kadim yesterday. I brought
up the phrase. I was like, hey, what do you
think about this?

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
And he was like he did say.

Speaker 7 (01:01:13):
He was like, well, I don't feel that way, and
I am going to marry you. He's like, we're just broke.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
I was like, okay. I was like, that's fair because
I'm using the word cow.

Speaker 11 (01:01:25):
Well sure, and you know, I'm of a different gen.
I'm of an older generation, and that phrase that equates
women with cows, gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Okay, it's not the it's not that though.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Yeah, I mean, it's like, well, I think what Peyton
was saying, is there was a picture of her that
got posted from her boyfriend's grandma, and her grandma referred
to Peyton as her granddaughter in law. So John jam
was saying, isn't that like the phrase why by the
cow when you can get the milk for free? So
he's getting all the benefits of being married to you,
but he hasn't thrown down that ring Again, Andrew.

Speaker 10 (01:01:57):
Is saying, is like when you refer to the woman
is the cow, and that's that's a person.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
I was thinking, what could we use as a new one, right?

Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
Why buy the bus pass?

Speaker 10 (01:02:06):
We can get the ride for free, right right, something.

Speaker 19 (01:02:09):
Along those lines.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Why buy the chicken if you could get exactly?

Speaker 11 (01:02:15):
But also it brings up the whole thing about what.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
The men want. I don't understand that word. What do
you mean?

Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
Well, like getting the milk free, you're getting all the
goods for free.

Speaker 11 (01:02:24):
Yeah, why should the guy buy the cow if he
gets the milk for free?

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Well?

Speaker 11 (01:02:28):
Why is it all about the man? Why isn't about.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Because well, she's waiting for the man to propose and
he's not going to the phrase is he's not going
to because he gets everything for free? Does that make sense.
It's not about a cow and a heavy set person.
It's like, that's the best analogy they have. Because you
have a cow and you're getting milk for free from
your neighbor. Why do you go buy the cow when
your neighbor's giving you all the milk for free. It's

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not about weight. It's an exact analogy.

Speaker 11 (01:02:55):
Nobody's talking about weight.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
You did, you said, it's a we're associating that, we're
misunderstanding what she has. The problem with the phrase, then,
it's not about.

Speaker 11 (01:03:03):
The problem is with the ownership of the cow. Like
it just implies that that the man already owns her,
why should he marry her?

Speaker 21 (01:03:15):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
That makes sense.

Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
I think it's easier to understand if you're if you
if you were around when older person people used to
say that, and you're all too young for that, which
is wonderful. But it used to imply that the man
already has what he needs and wants, why should he
marry you?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Right? Right, that's the point to get that part.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
But I'll tell you why Why did the woman get what?

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
But she's not kidding. But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Peyton wants that right wants in everything that a wife
does without having the title of wife.

Speaker 7 (01:03:56):
I agree with that because I don't really cook and clean,
and if he puts a ring on my finger, I
will cook, and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
I will I heard you talk about making a whole
bunch of stuff last week.

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
Yeah, but I'm not good at it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I cooked.

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
Not once a month.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Now you're talking about whether you're good at or not.
That's what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
So you know last week I did.

Speaker 4 (01:04:15):
Your mom's a better nolive guarden.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
It.

Speaker 11 (01:04:19):
I just don't do it, John Jay, your intention was
not what I'm saying. It implied was honorable. But I'm
just I just wanted to alert you that that is
a phrase that for people of my generation is going
to put them off because it used to mean other things. Yeah,
so it's just like when someone says I drewed them down.

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I also bring to their attention that, hey, you don't
want to say that because Jews are going to be offended.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
I think most of us get that one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
I think that's a tad difference.

Speaker 11 (01:04:50):
Yes, okay, it is different.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
I just tried to bring up this, what about Hey,
that guy bought the farm.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
That means he died, right, They kicked the bucket he died.
But does that But is that offensives offensive the buckets
budget as a bucket.

Speaker 12 (01:05:07):
Owner, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Okay, Well, thank you so much for your text.

Speaker 11 (01:05:12):
We learned something we did so welcome. I could enlighten you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
Good, Thank you, have a great day. Thank you so
much for listening you too.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Okay, Ever, since I was a kid, you know, I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Was John day Rich. A lot of comments on the
woman we just spoke to a lot of text about it.
I think Gail's got a high Gail about the woman
the cow for free comment Gail high, Hey.

Speaker 19 (01:05:51):
Good morning, how are you guys?

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Good?

Speaker 19 (01:05:55):
I just I feel like she wasn't articulating her point
very well because the reason that phrase can be offensive
is this from like back in the old days, where
you know, if a woman had sex before marriage, she
was tainted and not you know, she couldn't have a family,
and she couldn't be a good woman, and men could
sleep with those loose, trashy women, but then marry the

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good women. But there was no male equivalent of that,
Like men are never cast aside or seen as less
than for premoral sex versus post marrilo sex. So that's why, like,
that's why this phrase is antiquated.

Speaker 7 (01:06:30):
And in today's climate.

Speaker 19 (01:06:31):
I don't know if you know, but equality is kind
of a tough issue right now, so this kind of
phrase just adds on to that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I think that's I think there's a lot of phrases
we use in everyday language. We don't know where it
came from, and if you really analyze and tear it apart,
it probably is offensive in some way or another. Yeah,
but that's not what I was doing.

Speaker 19 (01:06:49):
No, absolutely, And John Jay, we all know you always
come from the purist of intentions, even if the delivery
doesn't execute properly.

Speaker 9 (01:06:57):
I think we all know that about You can say
that because listen, there's a TEXTA just came through.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
It says, this woman talking about not buying the cow
is really silly. It's probably one of the least offensive
things John Jay has ever said.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
And she's like, then she goes, she goes, on, she goes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
I'm surprised no one has been disgusted by the way
John Jay was talking about watching his teenage babysitter by
the side of the pool.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
I never did that, never had a teenage babysitter. I
have no idea what she's talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
That's never happened.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Yeah, I don't remember that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Yeah, that's never happened.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
I had a babysitter in her late twenties and I
came home and she was with the kids in the
pool and she was at a bikini and I was like,
oh my, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
But she was not a teenager.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Well I mean, if that's what she was talking about,
but that was like fifteen years ago. She must be.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
But Gail, you're awesome. Thank you so much for calling in.

Speaker 19 (01:07:46):
Hey, you guys are awesome. Have a wonderful morning, and
thanks for starting my days off right to thank.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
You, Gail. We need a contest. We're gonna play a game.
I should have said that first. Eight seven seven, nine
three seven one four seven. I think we're playing. We
played for ice Cube tickets. Yeah, ice Cube ice cubes coming.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
That would be such a fun show. I feel like
I love ice Cube.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Yes, so call eight seven, seven, nine three seven, one
oh four seven. While Nick is finding us a contest
and do you have a contesta?

Speaker 5 (01:08:12):
He's still working on one him.

Speaker 9 (01:08:13):
This is the perfect time for ice cube tickets. It's
getting hot out there, and that's why people come.

Speaker 7 (01:08:20):
Here put on performing, because I remember fifty cent came
here in like the summertime last year and he ended
up canceling his show because it was so hot out.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
I remember that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
I remember that people were bummed out. So I hope
he doesn't perform it like an outdoor venue because he
might melt. He might melt.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Oh, getting back to it earlier, when Rich was talking
about how he made his wife cry, songs that make
you cry, this is a great text. This is a
really really good, good point. And if I really let
myself go there, it's the emotion of the song that
I don't know what the words are about. But this
purchases all the songs from the Greatest Showmen make me cry,
And I listened to him some of those songs. Really

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this is me?

Speaker 10 (01:09:00):
Yeah, that's for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
Okay, hold on, glad that I watched that movie Center.

Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
Yeah, that's the one that gets me.

Speaker 7 (01:09:08):
Is good one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
But I don't listen to the words. It's that vibe
of that song, you know when you watch it and
she's all, you know, hurt D good morning, R.

Speaker 9 (01:09:19):
We're gona play game, Oh brother, We're playing the four
second rule, America's favorite and fastest game show here playing
on the John Jay and Rich Show. Basically, I'm gonna
go around the room, give everybody a category, and you
have four seconds to name three things in said category.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
Now, D, you're probably wondering, what does four seconds sound like?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Rich?

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
That's it, So D, you're gonna have to answer fast.
You got it, I got it all right. John j.
Van asked, we start with you. Katie Perry and others.

Speaker 9 (01:09:52):
Went to space and we're only up there for about
twelve minutes right this week?

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
Big deal?

Speaker 9 (01:09:57):
So John jaye four seconds, name three celebrities you wish
would go and stay in space.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
Kanye James, Vander Peak and Tom Cruise.

Speaker 9 (01:10:08):
Tom Cruise, Wow, he's gonna start the mission. He's gonna
take us to Mars.

Speaker 15 (01:10:12):
I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:13):
If you wanted someone to start a new world up
in that space, Tom Cruise would.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Be able to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Ultimate astronaut vibes Tom Cruise.

Speaker 9 (01:10:20):
All right, nice job, John Jay, Rich Bara your counterfeit
o zempic. If you listen to the show, apparently has
hit the streets and it's bad news.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Stay away from it.

Speaker 9 (01:10:32):
So Rich, in four seconds, name three counterfeit things you
would buy fake guitar, E cigarettes and TV's.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Cigarettes is like the least, but I like it. I
like the enthusiasm because.

Speaker 9 (01:10:47):
I would buy those, all right, Peyton whitmore So, scientists
came out and said the five second rule is fake,
but we're playing the four second rule clearly real. So Peyton,
knowing that new information, name three foods you will always
eat off.

Speaker 5 (01:11:06):
The floor, A TUTSI roll, a piece of pizza, and
cheese floor cheese delicious, except when you get the little
hair real, Kylon, are you ready? All right?

Speaker 9 (01:11:22):
Jeff Bezos sent his fiance to space. That's the ultimate
errand right, right, guys, I do this for me, ultimate
err So, Kylon FuG. Name three places your significant other
is always sending you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:40):
It's hardware, the grocery store, Walgreens, prescriptions you'd like.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Name three of your fiances you want to put in space.
It's not bad against twice.

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Once, well twice, including twice including the one I'm married,
but what's outside of ok?

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
So twice so you would only kind a j Lo situation.
Hell le, my mom was engaged five times.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Let's go, yes, all right? Did you get your taxes done?

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
I did?

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
Did you get a big refund.

Speaker 11 (01:12:19):
I didn't look at what my refund was.

Speaker 9 (01:12:21):
All right, Well, hey d in four seconds, name three
things you could buy with that tax refund.

Speaker 17 (01:12:28):
Disneyland tickets, concert ticket and pizza.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
Nicety. We got everybody on the board.

Speaker 9 (01:12:37):
This is incredible, unprecedented four second rule today, John j
Van s John Jay in four seconds. We know you
was mister clean around here and we all talk about it.
That's your nickname. You're just always cleaning. Everybody's talking about
how tight you are. So John Jay, I don't know that,

(01:12:59):
John Jay. In four seconds, name three things you need
to clean all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
The chair you're sitting in, my teeth, my ears, this
this chair.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
Hasn't been cleaned in a long time.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
Guys, rich Bara, Today and every day is Kate Appreciation
Day in honor of my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Just shout out to my wife their birthday or something.
Just Kate appreciates, always Kate Appreciation. There in my place.
So rich Bara, in four seconds, name three famous Kates.
Kate Winslet, Kenny Holmes, Kate the Queen of Scotland.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
Judge can take Kate Scotland.

Speaker 5 (01:13:40):
There's a Kate squeet of there was at some point,
you know, what good argument Scotland.

Speaker 9 (01:13:49):
Peyton way more Kate Spade, Peyton, Jimmy John's and Bath
and body Works need to chill out with their emails.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
They're just blowing me.

Speaker 9 (01:13:59):
Up all the So Peyton in four seconds, name three
companies that are always in your junk folder?

Speaker 7 (01:14:06):
Oh, geez, Target, Walgreens and definitely Jim Johnson.

Speaker 5 (01:14:12):
Yeah, chill out. Target needs to chill four emails a day?

Speaker 6 (01:14:16):
Crazy too many?

Speaker 9 (01:14:18):
Kyle and Fugg stacks and hacks today said cousins are
becoming scarce. So Kyle, in four seconds, name three things
you wish there were.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Less of.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Snakes, scorpions and spiders.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
Nice job, Kyle, d are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
I'm ready?

Speaker 9 (01:14:39):
You can win it all here, big big pressure so
apparently in stacks and hacks. Sunlight in your bedroom, uh,
twenty minutes before your alarm goes off will help you
get up every morning, So d in four seconds, name
three things that help help you wake up.

Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
Fast, coffee, you're bramante and running?

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
What a game? What a game today, guys, So you're
gonna go see ice Cube? Congratulations? Also Rich, it's been
looked up and there is the Queen of Scotland. Kate
refers to different people married Queen of Scott's, a historical
figure who ruled Scotland in the sixteenth century, and Catherine,

(01:15:22):
Princess of Wales Kate Middleton, Well done, nice brother Kyle's
code for the things you need to know.

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
Apparently when your child is born could have a big
impact on their future health. I'll explain how next with
John jay and Rich.

Speaker 11 (01:15:43):
Coffy in Hands your buds on, John Jaye.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Rich sure up what he got for three things we
need to know?

Speaker 6 (01:15:49):
Okay, I found this absolutely fascinating and I want to
hear if you guys feel like it could be accurate.
They did this study and they found out when you
were conceived may affect your metabolism later in life. So
they It turns out babies conceived between October seventeenth and
April fifteenth, the colder months, tend to have more active

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brown fat. That's the fat that burns calories, helps regulate
your blood sugar keeps you warm. So these winter conceived
kiddos also tend to have lower BMI, less fat around
their organs, and more energy overall. Meanwhile, another study found
that summer babies are usually taller, healthier at birth and go.

Speaker 10 (01:16:29):
Through puberty, puberty a little later in life. If I
can speak, if I can get the words out.

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
On the flip side, babies conceived in January and February
had a higher risk of developing food allergies, especially to
milk and eggs.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
What a trip, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
I was like, Oh, that's kind of fascinating. Stuff like
that is like really crazy to me because it's like, why.

Speaker 10 (01:16:47):
Would the time of year.

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
You wouldn't think it was that level than genetics.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
If you go by what you said, like, I'm against
all that, Like I break that because my parents. I
think I was conceived probably New Year's Eve. I'm loaded
with brown fat. I have no metabolism.

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
Brown tired, brown fat.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
They're tired all the time. On the opposite of everything
you just said it, I was conceived in the winter time.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
But you are an anomaly, John Jays, you are not like.

Speaker 6 (01:17:12):
The rest, Then this study is worthless. A different study
found something also pretty fascinating, that patterns in family structure,
particularly the number of gender of siblings, may be connected
to your likelihood of identifying as asexual. If you don't
feel like ever get it all, like that's not like

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that's your orientation. They found men with more siblings were
more likely to be a sexual, while women who had
fewer older sisters, were or only children were also more
likely to report that isn't that fat? Like all the
things that like affect these things.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
Our preparents really screw you up just by you know,
bringing you in this world.

Speaker 6 (01:17:53):
I know puts a lot of pressure on you if
you're a parent. This I feel like it could be
too much, but it's also kind of funny and I
don't know if it's gonna be popping up all over
the place. But an Indiana woman went viral for posting
her receipt from a pizza place. She ordered a couple
of Miller lights. The server accidentally brought a Bud light instead.

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Since it was already opened, she gave it to him
for free, and then brought the.

Speaker 10 (01:18:19):
Miller light too well.

Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
The person complained, and when they got their bill, it
came with an extra five dollars bitching fee for her
complain about the.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Beer.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
Yes, she's like, so I think the server was like, oh, okay,
you don't like your free beer, We're gonna go ahead
and add five dollars.

Speaker 10 (01:18:41):
I'm like, I want to meet the manager who approved.

Speaker 6 (01:18:45):
These fees on people's stabs, Like, is the known for
this sort of thing. It's it's pretty funny, but I'm guessing, like,
if this is a thing this bar does, it's it
could be, you know, a badge of honor when

Speaker 10 (01:18:57):
You get rid of these, and that's three things you
know you didn't