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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John J. Rich text us text jj R Whatever's.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
On your mind to nine six eight nine three. I
don't know if anyone is like this. I don't know
if you're like this, and I'm gonna bet no. But
I did something this weekend and it partially is out
of extreme laziness, but partially it was because of a compliment.
So I told you guys, about a month or so ago,
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I bought a bunch of T shirts from the Gap
right there are four dollars Black Friday sale, and somehow,
by a mistake, I bought I'm normally a two X.
By mistake, I bought two single extra large shirts and
I wore one in here a week or so ago,
and I may I put it on my Instagram and
I said, is this shirt too small? And nobody said
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it was too small? And I was like, wow, that's
where I think the body of Sporphy comes in. Or
I'm like, oh man, maybe I can pull off an
extra large. So I was a guest on a podcast Friday,
and before I came in the show Friday, I opened
up right out of the bag fresh a new black
extra large Gap T shirt. I wore it in the
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in the studio Friday, after the I was done with
the show, I went and I worked out, but I
didn't work with the T shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I took out my T shirt. I worked out. Then
I went home and I did.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
My song and I did everything, and then I had
a dinner Friday night.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh, I went and I did the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I put it on and I went to the podcast
where I was the guest on the podcast, and the
guy that was the host of the podcasting Tyler, he
complimented the T shirt and how fit.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I looked, That's good, right, And I was like, Okay,
this T shirt's working, this extra large working right.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
So then I went to dinner that night, pretty fancy
dinner with some new friends who went to Stake forty four,
and I was like, you know, Blake got all dressed up.
You get dressed up for staate forty four. This T
shirt had a pocket on it, which to me is
a dressed up shirt, fancy shirt, four dollars gap shirt,
pocket on the front, fancy. So I wore it to
dinner and I felt pretty good. Right, So that's one
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day of wearing a shirt. Next day, Saturday, got to
go my wife. I wanted to go see the U
of a Arizona Wildcats take on the UCLA Bruins basketball
here Footprint Center, and my shirt was hanging on a
I just kind of throw my shirt, you know, like
I throw my my clothes on the floor, and my
jeans were rolled up on the floor and the shirt
was on the floor, and I was like, put that
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shirt back on.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
So I put the shirt back. I slept in the shirt.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I slept in the shirt, and I think then I
put the shirt back on Saturday and I took the
lit roller and I lit rolled it and I was
like clean, fresh shirt, and I wore it to.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
The basketball game on Saturday.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay, I don't think I did it Saturday night, but
I know that later I did take a shower whatever,
and I put the shirt back on and it hung out.
And I ate my wife's cookies yesterday. So now it's Sunday.
I gotta go to the Cardinals game, Cardinals Patriots game.
I put on a pair of jeans. I took a shower,
put on pair of jeans. There's the shirt balled up
in the corner. I'm like, put that shirt on again.
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I put the shirt on again, and I took the
lit roller. Lint rolled it up. There was some cookie
crumbs on the top, lint rolled the cookie crumbs off,
put it back on.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm like, I wonder I'm gonna tell Blake.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, I'm not gonna tell Blake because she's going to
make me take off the shirt.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
She if anyone I didn't smell bad, I put the
shirt on. I wore it.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I can't smell anything did smell bad.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I wore it to the Cardinals game yesterday, and then
from the Cardinals game, I went to the Sun's game,
and I went to the Sun's game.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
When I got hold last night, that shirt looked destroyed
to me.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I took the lip brush and I lip brushed it off,
and then I slept in it again.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
So I slept it three nights in a row.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Actually, I was one shirt Friday to Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Wow, I know I could survive. Survivor.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I would say, if you didn't leave your house like
a lot of people don't do on the weekend, maybe
that's okay. But you were like five different events.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
It was crazy with all five different event germs. If
I was one of those people at the Cardinals game
that was taking pictures with you, and I heard you
telling this story right now.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I would be so mad because.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I'm call them in your harping.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Like five times.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Nice, a little lofty, nice guy.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
My my friend Justin. I had to tell somebody, so
I said. Last time, I said, I text him at
six forty six. Last time ago he had me to
tell you the T shirt I was wearing. I wore
all day Friday, Saturday, and today I was too lazy
to walk into my closet.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
And he goes, ha ha ha ha. So he did
say gross.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Wanted yea in his head.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
He said gross, and then he said, what do I
text back? Because I can't text gross.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
What I don't get is you bought like forty of.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Them in the bag.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
I gonna throw this way now the Golden Boy.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, I have two xls and I gotta wash those.
I gotta. I don't want to wear them out. I
gotta wear them a lot and before in between washing.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
This is the sleeping in it is actually almost grosser
to me than going to the events in it, like
sleeping in it multiple nights because being outside all the
germs just feel like when you sleep your body.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Just I sweat sometimes.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Today though, right, this is not a new shirt, but
it's a clean shirt fresh sure.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, okay, because this is the we're doing the holiday thing.
It's red and green and green, so you had to ship.
I had to share that with you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Guys. Peyton, what is your issue with Instagram?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Like, well, I just want men to stop being shy, Like,
if you're gonna like all of my pictures on Instagram,
like the ones with my man in it too, don't
just like the ones of just me, stop being shy.
If you're gonna do it, do it the whole do
it the whole way.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Let me ask you because I saw it when you
brought that up earlier. Here's what I was thinking. What
if they like the pictures where they think you look
good at there's nothing to do with your man being
in Maybe they don't you don't look good attend them
in the picture?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You're the men? Please you like the picture?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Come on, now, they're not liking the picture because my
boyfriend's in a picture.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Let's be really.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
So you're saying, there's there's five pictures you by yourself,
five pictures you with your man.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
They like all five of you by yourself.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yes, you seriously go through and dissect who's liking each
photo like that question, Carl, But I can see that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Is a great question.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Look, okay, blown up right, I see this name all over.
It's literally they like all this stuff for the show,
everything with just me though, all me, No Kadeem, no Kadeem,
no Kadeem, no Kadeem. There's like I literally woke up
to like one hundred of them and I noticed. I
was like, that's weird from one guy, from one person.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
Like, that is a weird.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Well, okay, so it's not all the guys, it's one
guy in particular.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
It happens multiple times with multiple people.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
We have some Philo fans, which is great, we love
you fellas, but like the toom.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
On you and they're probably a little peanut butter and jelly.
Then when they see his picture, and it's not like
they're hating, it's just like, well, I don't want to
give that love. I'm gonna solo picture love. Make it
makes sense a little.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Bit of a little bit.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I'm not here, I'm not I'm not believing.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Does Kadeem get jealous of things like that? Like, does
that bother him?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
No, not at all. I don't think he realizes he
doesn't care. He's not like a really like big social
media person.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Anyway, let me a shouldn't the guy that liked all
the pictures, did you click on his profiles see who
he is and see anything?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, so then it worked for him. Well yeah, because
what he did work, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
If your him, it worked out that that it's up
to him where it's up to you where you're like,
oh my god, this guy is amazing. It's just Devin.
If it was Devin Booker, you'd be like, oh crap,
hell yeah, I don't know because it's okay if it
was if it was jayde and Smith.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Story, oh yeah, my god.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
So it's like the message, the message that this person,
the message this person is trying to send, The way
he got ahold of you and got your attention worked.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Now it's up to whether you were going to take.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
That shot to go back and go hey, Jade Smith,
I know that you liked a lot of my pictures.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Hey, hey Carl Johnson.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Obviously Carl Johnson means nothing to you and doesn't have
the swag to get you away from Kadem.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You know what I'm saying. Do you see what I say?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I mean it's probably not gonna work because you love
kadem but it's an interesting tactic.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Yeah, I feel it. But again, just like all the pictures,
get my numbers up if you really want to do.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It, help now.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So, Kyle, was the thing that happened to you? And
Elf on the shelf? The Elf on the shelf, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Our Elf on the shelf. Her name is Snowflake.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
She's not always super mischievous. In fact, sometimes she's super lazy,
like this weekend she just decided.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Not to move.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
With that.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
God she probably just.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Being lazy anyway, But sometimes she goes all out and
sometimes she does fun things like last week she actually
decided to tippy our living room and kitchen right so
there was toilet paper everywhere up through the fans, all
in the lights in the kitchen and it was cute
and I think the kids.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Got a kick out of it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
But as we were cleaning up, I'm like, I remember
the pandemic toilet paper used to be like gold.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
I can't just let this go to waste.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
So what I've done is I literally have a stack
of toilet paper on our bathroom floor and I've just.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Been using that lately. This guy is like, why are
you using that?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's so gross, and I'm like, because that's like two
whole roles.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
They're just gonna go to waste. I've done that with.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Gross because like people have walked.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
On it, and it's dude, our house has got tepe before.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
And I'll take the toilet paper off the trees or
whatever and whatever role is left because you know you
throw the roll yeah whatever, I've taken those in the
house and that's what we use all right, damn.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Steps away from our aunties that wash paper plates and
re use paper plates.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
That's where this is going.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
That's when you were.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Cleaning up the Elves teepee mess. Did you feel bad
for all the houses that you teeped back in the day,
like this is obnoxious.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I loved, like I always wanted our house to get
teepet because it was like like back in the day,
that was a sign of like you know, like yeah,
like people are watching you and have fun, Like you know,
you're a fun person who has a good sense of
humor that can deal with the tepee.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Still lives. It still means the same thing people know.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
Yeah, yeah, I'm keeping my house, all right.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I mean, now you get to watch he was watching
on the ring camera. Now you know exactly who it is.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Keeping is more dangerous now than cameras.