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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You can call us any time, jump on the air
with us.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
The text number you can text jj R and then
you say whatever you want to say, but you gotta
put JJR in front of it. But JJR and then
whatever you want to say to the number nine six
eight nine three. We started this a long time ago.
Every once in a while, Kyle says something when you
slow it down, it sounds like she's totally wasted, but
she doesn't drink and she doesn't partake and other activities
that Grant and Peyton do.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
He's clean. Well, we slow it down and it's absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And Noah just called me and he goes, gotta listen
to this, And I think I think I lolled out
loud listening to you drunk Kyle.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It was during during nope. But what was it that
I said? Normal or nope?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And uh the part where like I'm talking about is
it normal to when you plane lands if you should clap?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh? Yeah, right, and Kyle goes, it's not normal, you go,
but you should, you should? You should, like.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You said, I know, but when it slowed down, you
literally sound like you're hammered.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Listen to this is how it sounds slow down. I
always smell a book before I read from it. Oh yeah,
I do smell good, but don't read. I always applaud
when my plane lands safely. Nope, nope, wish should part
of the job. We should?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We should, but they should.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
What you're supposed to do land the plane normal.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We should celebrate those things.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Because is why I never really needed to drink should.
I got the same thoughts and feelings has drunk me.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We should.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I just got to text for my wife, and I
want to give you a little backstory. So you know
how Kyle and her husband called each other wham and
ham right, and my wife and I had nicknames for
each other were she.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We've been doing it for years and we don't really
know why.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But she calls me chuck or I call her chuck,
and I think it has something to do with with
Charlie Brown. I think it's Pepper, and Patty calls Charlie
Brown chuck, and I think we started doing that right,
So we call it you chuck all the time. And
my wife texts me normally. She texts me every morning
and she'll see like, you know, hey, good morning Chuck.
You know, here's what's going on or whatever. Right, and
(02:23):
she goes, she said, morning, Chuck, going to meditate, love you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
But she sent it to her friend Shelly.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh, and Shelly is not aware of your nickname.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, so she goes, oh my god, I sent this
to Shelley just before meditation. This could be read in
so many ways, like now she has to text Shelly back,
Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
The nickname that we call its. Shelly's like, right on.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Tell me about this Chuck guy.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Right, nicknames? And then Shelley's going to the friend group.
You guys care like, has someone else in her life,
this Chuck character.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
We've got to get to the bottom of him. I
hope Chuck takes care of her. So rich you yeah,
or your wife is mad at you?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, she's not happy because well, so we have this
thing where she kind of stacy kind of leaves stuff
out that she means to throw away, Like sometimes she
just stick it on the counter and it can be food,
it can be it can be everything, but at some
point she doesn't really throw it away. So I go
and clean things up, and she does this other thing. Well,
she'd get on a food like she'll be on like
(03:33):
yogurt or something, or some type of food that she'll
buy many copies of it, leave at the fridge and
it's spoiled. She never throws anything away, So I throw
things away all the time, my stuff, old things. I'm
going through the cabinets, so I see this, like this
shredded chicken that looks like it's now starting to turn colors.
(03:53):
So I toss it in the trash and Stacey comes
home from work and she's so mad at me for
thrown away this chicken. I said it expired. She's like, well, no,
it didn't. It was supposed to expire today. And I
was gonna make a delicious casserole for my son who's
not need eating enough, and I figured i'd make him
a chicken cashle. Now you've just thrown it away, and
(04:13):
you've ruined my opportunity to be a great mom. It's
what you've done. I You'm trying to be a great
mom and you have tossed it out. So she's like,
I'm gonna buy more chicken. Do you think you could
not throw it away for a day or so so
that I can be a hero mom And I don'tsic, like,
(04:34):
do you realize that chicken was starting to turn colors?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Like that's no good.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You can't feed your son that chicken. It's gonna go bad.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You would not be here, right, You're gonna give him botulism.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And if you're saying he needs to gain weight through
carbs and noodles and chicken, this is not the way
to do it. But she was really truly mad, and
then like so now she'll come in with the package
of something and she'll say, I will unpact this. Can
you not throw that away for a half a day?
Just give me a chance? So I don't. I'm kind
of at a loss here because I feel like spelled
(05:06):
food smells pretty bad, and we do have a glorious
record of things going bad in the fridge and smelling terrible,
and then I have to throw it away, and then
you have to do the whole baking soda things. So
I'm kind of at a loss. I don't want to
be yelled at, but well.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You should just stop doing what you usually do. And
then she'll be like, oh my gosh, these things that
rich does so high.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
The advice we give to everyone on the show, just
communicate Hey, Stacy, I'm thinking this chicken is bad. I'm
thinking of throwing it out. No, Richard, I'm using that
for a cast role.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
But if she's not home, problem solved, that doesn't work for.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Me to call the text message you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Get hold of the stuff, stop throwing it away.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Because most of the stuff I chuck, she doesn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Sorry chuck.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Most of the stuff I throw away I do when
she's not there because she's gonna defend it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And she's done it before.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She's brought home, like these little finger sandwiches from her
lunch and she's like, don't throw the away. I'm gonna
eat them, but she doesn't, and then they're there for
seven days. So if I toss it when she's not there,
toss it, leave it until she throws it away. But
then we got fruit flies, then we got stuff smelling bad.
Fridge like that.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I can't do it two days of it getting messy
in there for her to change how she knows to move. No,
I've seen it. I saw her refrigerator before we got married.
When I would go to her house, she would say,
you can come in, but don't look in my refrigerator.
Because she would wait till trash day to throw things
out because she didn't want to trash the smell, but
then the fridge smells.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I was talking to someone yesterday, I don't want to
say who, but I was talking about the expiration dates
on the items and I was telling how Kyle made
that cottage cheese thing, but the protein powder that was
five years old.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He got protein.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The protein powder after a long time can go bad.
And I go, I think it was five years old.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Heiaus.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But most of the expiration dates on food items are
a little bit of a scam. They do they will
go bad, but that doesn't mean they're going bad that day.
It's to get you to buy more product.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Right. So it's like, just like Stacy, I get yogurt,
like I have my wife.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
If if there's an expiration date on it, she tries
to throw away and I'm like, no, I will eat it,
leave it, leave it for a long time and look bad.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's not bad. Yeah right, Yeah, But the other day
you threw away those blueberries. Those were bad. There was
like normal blueberries.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Now you guys are having the argument I have at
my house.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'm like, once the time was on the treadmill looking
at blueberries in the and I was like, salivating for
these blueberries. I go call it, these blueberries been here
for a while, we need to eat them. And then
she's like, oh, they've been in a long time. I
think they're expired. And I was like, there's no mold.
There's no mold, and there was.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I was on the treadmill and she's going away. I'm
like no, but I couldn't get up there.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
They were like little fuzzy.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I didn't look at bananas. The bananas turned brown and
there's a little flute.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Food could save those though, for banana breads.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
My wife says, but she's never made banana bread. So that.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Freezer, there's a that goes just to remind her you're
not making bananas, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And throw them. I didn't even know she made hast rolls.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's not like that happens in our house. How was
I supposed to know?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
So I think I'm going to continue to yell at
because I can't stop throwing that.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Feeding your son's chicken makes you a good mom. Throw
the chicken in the cage. I'm a good mom. I
guess it is
Our phone number is eight seven seven nine three seven
one oh four seven.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You can call us any time, jump on the air
with us.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
The text number you can text jj R and then
you say whatever you want to say, but you gotta
put JJR in front of it. But JJR and then
whatever you want to say to the number nine six
eight nine three. We started this a long time ago.
Every once in a while, Kyle says something when you
slow it down, it sounds like she's totally wasted, but
she doesn't drink and she doesn't partake and other activities
that Grant and Peyton do.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
He's clean. Well, we slow it down and it's absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
And Noah just called me and he goes, gotta listen
to this, And I think I think I lolled out
loud listening to you drunk Kyle.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It was during during nope. But what was it that
I said? Normal or nope?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
And uh the part where like I'm talking about is
it normal to when you plane lands if you should clap?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Oh? Yeah, right, and Kyle goes, it's not normal, you go,
but you should, you should? You should, like.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You said, I know, but when it slowed down, you
literally sound like you're hammered.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Listen to this is how it sounds slow down. I
always smell a book before I read from it. Oh yeah,
I do smell good, but don't read. I always applaud
when my plane lands safely. Nope, nope, wish should part
of the job. We should?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We should, but they should.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
What you're supposed to do land the plane normal.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
We should celebrate those things.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Because is why I never really needed to drink should.
I got the same thoughts and feelings has drunk me.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We should.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I just got to text for my wife, and I
want to give you a little backstory. So you know
how Kyle and her husband called each other wham and
ham right, and my wife and I had nicknames for
each other were she.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We've been doing it for years and we don't really
know why.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But she calls me chuck or I call her chuck,
and I think it has something to do with with
Charlie Brown. I think it's Pepper, and Patty calls Charlie
Brown chuck, and I think we started doing that right,
So we call it you chuck all the time. And
my wife texts me normally. She texts me every morning
and she'll see like, you know, hey, good morning Chuck.
You know, here's what's going on or whatever. Right, and
(02:23):
she goes, she said, morning, Chuck, going to meditate, love you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
But she sent it to her friend Shelly.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh, and Shelly is not aware of your nickname.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, so she goes, oh my god, I sent this
to Shelley just before meditation. This could be read in
so many ways, like now she has to text Shelly back,
Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
The nickname that we call its. Shelly's like, right on.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Tell me about this Chuck guy.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Right, nicknames? And then Shelley's going to the friend group.
You guys care like, has someone else in her life,
this Chuck character.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
We've got to get to the bottom of him. I
hope Chuck takes care of her. So rich you yeah,
or your wife is mad at you?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, she's not happy because well, so we have this
thing where she kind of stacy kind of leaves stuff
out that she means to throw away, Like sometimes she
just stick it on the counter and it can be food,
it can be it can be everything, but at some
point she doesn't really throw it away. So I go
and clean things up, and she does this other thing. Well,
she'd get on a food like she'll be on like
(03:33):
yogurt or something, or some type of food that she'll
buy many copies of it, leave at the fridge and
it's spoiled. She never throws anything away, So I throw
things away all the time, my stuff, old things. I'm
going through the cabinets, so I see this, like this
shredded chicken that looks like it's now starting to turn colors.
(03:53):
So I toss it in the trash and Stacey comes
home from work and she's so mad at me for
thrown away this chicken. I said it expired. She's like, well, no,
it didn't. It was supposed to expire today. And I
was gonna make a delicious casserole for my son who's
not need eating enough, and I figured i'd make him
a chicken cashle. Now you've just thrown it away, and
(04:13):
you've ruined my opportunity to be a great mom. It's
what you've done. I You'm trying to be a great
mom and you have tossed it out. So she's like,
I'm gonna buy more chicken. Do you think you could
not throw it away for a day or so so
that I can be a hero mom And I don'tsic, like,
(04:34):
do you realize that chicken was starting to turn colors?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Like that's no good.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
You can't feed your son that chicken. It's gonna go bad.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You would not be here, right, You're gonna give him botulism.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And if you're saying he needs to gain weight through
carbs and noodles and chicken, this is not the way
to do it. But she was really truly mad, and
then like so now she'll come in with the package
of something and she'll say, I will unpact this. Can
you not throw that away for a half a day?
Just give me a chance? So I don't. I'm kind
of at a loss here because I feel like spelled
(05:06):
food smells pretty bad, and we do have a glorious
record of things going bad in the fridge and smelling terrible,
and then I have to throw it away, and then
you have to do the whole baking soda things. So
I'm kind of at a loss. I don't want to
be yelled at, but well.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You should just stop doing what you usually do. And
then she'll be like, oh my gosh, these things that
rich does so high.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
The advice we give to everyone on the show, just
communicate Hey, Stacy, I'm thinking this chicken is bad. I'm
thinking of throwing it out. No, Richard, I'm using that
for a cast role.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
But if she's not home, problem solved, that doesn't work for.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Me to call the text message you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Get hold of the stuff, stop throwing it away.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Because most of the stuff I chuck, she doesn't even notice.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Sorry chuck.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Most of the stuff I throw away I do when
she's not there because she's gonna defend it.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
And she's done it before.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She's brought home, like these little finger sandwiches from her
lunch and she's like, don't throw the away. I'm gonna
eat them, but she doesn't, and then they're there for
seven days. So if I toss it when she's not there,
toss it, leave it until she throws it away. But
then we got fruit flies, then we got stuff smelling bad.
Fridge like that.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I can't do it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I can't do it two days of it getting messy
in there for her to change how she knows to move. No,
I've seen it. I saw her refrigerator before we got married.
When I would go to her house, she would say,
you can come in, but don't look in my refrigerator.
Because she would wait till trash day to throw things
out because she didn't want to trash the smell, but
then the fridge smells.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I was talking to someone yesterday, I don't want to
say who, but I was talking about the expiration dates
on the items and I was telling how Kyle made
that cottage cheese thing, but the protein powder that was
five years old.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He got protein.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
The protein powder after a long time can go bad.
And I go, I think it was five years old.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Heiaus.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But most of the expiration dates on food items are
a little bit of a scam. They do they will
go bad, but that doesn't mean they're going bad that day.
It's to get you to buy more product.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Right. So it's like, just like Stacy, I get yogurt,
like I have my wife.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
If if there's an expiration date on it, she tries
to throw away and I'm like, no, I will eat it,
leave it, leave it for a long time and look bad.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's not bad. Yeah right, Yeah, But the other day
you threw away those blueberries. Those were bad. There was
like normal blueberries.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Now you guys are having the argument I have at
my house.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'm like, once the time was on the treadmill looking
at blueberries in the and I was like, salivating for
these blueberries. I go call it, these blueberries been here
for a while, we need to eat them. And then
she's like, oh, they've been in a long time. I
think they're expired. And I was like, there's no mold.
There's no mold, and there was.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I was on the treadmill and she's going away. I'm
like no, but I couldn't get up there.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
They were like little fuzzy.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I didn't look at bananas. The bananas turned brown and
there's a little flute.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Food could save those though, for banana breads.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
My wife says, but she's never made banana bread. So that.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Freezer, there's a that goes just to remind her you're
not making bananas, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And throw them. I didn't even know she made hast rolls.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's not like that happens in our house. How was
I supposed to know?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
So I think I'm going to continue to yell at
because I can't stop throwing that.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Feeding your son's chicken makes you a good mom. Throw
the chicken in the cage. I'm a good mom. I
guess it is
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