One of us has LIE BUMPS (not to be confused with One of Us is Lying)

HAPPY TUESDAY! Today on the show, WE GOT A WALLET UPDATE on KEMP and Johnjay tests out his NORMAL or NOPE game! Also, a SPEED DATING UPDATE from Brett and our Mystery Girl! Then, PAYTONS' CATEGORIES, the reveal on lie bumps, voice impressions, and oh so much more today on Johnjay and Rich!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake you ass up, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's cracking like? And this is the Big Boss does
snoopy deagle double gigsel dang boom? What you don't do?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about Rid ten t and we're not
talking about last year.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and only.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Do you know the glass last?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
They fixed me beagle double gil in your face to
be and in the place to be.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, Wake.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
Your ass suck one O four seven, Kiss FM, John
Jay and Rich, Good morning, text us, text jj R
whatever you want to say to the number ninety six,
eight ninety three or call us at eight seven seven
ninety three seven one O four seven.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Listen to this. Remember I told you my son camp
lost his wallet.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Yeah, Remember I told you we were waiting like a
long time to see if anyone charged on it, and
before my wife canceled anything. So we waited a long time,
but he never found it. So my wife decided to
cancel everything. And I guess some credit cards are like
connected to other credit cards, right, so so I don't
know she canceled everything, like, uh, let's say, I'm gonna
say five.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Days ago, she canceled everything.

Speaker 6 (01:11):
Jake, my son, lives in Tucson, goes to the University
of Arizona. He was gonna come home for the weekend
and I said, well come home, and he goes, can
I can't get gas?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
What do you mean you can't get gas because my
credit card doesn't work? Wouldn't mean your credit card does
don't work because mom canceled it. And I said, that's weird.
So I asked Blake.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
She goes, oh, his credit cards connected to our credit
card or because of the camp thing? You know, I
canceled Camp's credit I'm like, oh, so you finally cancel
all the camp stuff. She was canceled everything, got new
stuff for camp. So all of a sudden, charges start
getting charged on Camp's credit card that we canceled. Really yeah, right,
how do you figure that out? Well, guess what happened.

(01:48):
She canceled her credit card. She canceled all her credit cards,
not camps my gosh.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
And now whoever took it is actually had.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Oh no, we kept credit cards, but she canceled Jake's
credit card. She canceled my credit card. She canceled her credit.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Card, So you guys are frozen.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
She did you buy one hundred and forty one dollars
worth of alcoholic safely. Kep's like, no, did you buy
forty six dollars worth of something at CBS.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
He's like no, But now that they're using it, isn't
that Does that make it easier for them to catch them?

Speaker 6 (02:26):
I don't know, but the bank said that we're not
going to get charged for it. She like, you know,
she she made all those calls, was on the phone forever.
But I just thought it was so funny how she
canceled all her stuff, all my stuff. I mean, there
is a difference I think between Blake van Ass and
camp van As.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
She distracted.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I like how Jake doesn't have a solution either, can't
get Gass. I guess I'll just stay here. But that
is your son right there, That is.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
What your kid. I don't think you wanted to come
home anyway.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I'll just stay here then.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
And then, so you guess a couple other updates. So
if I talked about my hip hurting on the air
a little bit, so oh yeah, okay, Grant says, I
have So yeah, my hip started hurting about three weeks
ago and I didn't know why, and then my doctor
finally said that she thought it was my my l
two or my spine because it's connected to your hip.
The nerves connect to your hip. So I got an MRI.

(03:20):
I Friday night, Friday night, that bad seven o'clock at night.
I got an MRI. It's no wild places up untill ten?

Speaker 7 (03:26):
What crazy Friday night you have?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I know, we end up getting sushi. It was what
a great date night.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
So I got the results back and it turns out
I have a bone spur.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You get a bone So the doctor.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Said wear and tear, like I don't do anything from
the middle of watching season of You, season five, like
I said on the couch.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Could it be from when we ran in the parking lot.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
No, it was already hurting before that.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh okay, it was hurting before that, because I mean,
you have heard yourself doing physical things before when we
played softball, if you like ripped your old bleaker.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
So I got a bone spur, and I'm supposed to
get so immediately was like, I have to get PRP
in my back and all this stuff, and I'm like
looking into it and I don't know who to go. So,
by the way, if you're a PRP person, you know,
hit me up p r P.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
I'm surprised you don't have somebody can meet you in
the parking lot. I'm looking for that right now. I'll
do PRP in the bone spur in your hair? Is
that why you haven't been walking on the treadmill in
here in the mord?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Because it hurts when I walk on that treadmill.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
So then it's like yesterday, my wife's like, our handyman's
got his truck in our driveway and there's nowhere to park.
And so Blake comes home from this dinner last night
and she's like, can you move Dutch's car.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I'm like, I got a bone spur.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
He's not going like I hear Dutch in the other
room playing video games, get him to move his car.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Its his car. I got a bone spur. I must heal, Blake.
You're gonna in rerunt my healing process.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then she comes to bed than me.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
We're laying in bed, and you know how you when
you're in bed with your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your husband, whatever,
your wife, you're like, you know, face to face kind
of pillow talk. So she's like she's getting ready to
read I'm getting ready to sleep, and I'm like, you know,
looking Bill talking like you know, I got a bone spur.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It didn't work.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Maybe go go the other way around.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
I got a now. Also, I do have another thing
this morning, you guys. I brought the liquid panty dropper that.

Speaker 7 (05:19):
Oh the cologne, that the hot cologne.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
This is the cologne that Dutch, my eighteen year old son,
and Gavin, his eighteen year old friend, bought from a
guy Chipotle Bottles and he says it works. And we
talked about it yesterday and you guys showed me to
bring it in. Yeah, you know, I thought it would
be funny. Smell you smell. I think it smells pretty good.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Watch Okay, Oh it's actually really nice.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's why I said you I thought would be funny.
Wait wait before me, before you, I thought it be funny.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
So if you ask Kyle and Peyton to smell it,
then you have that Willy Wonka whistle as if their
pants dropped.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
What like like what like? Okay, okay, you have an
you're like, that'll be funny.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Lit's see, because it's called liquid penny dropper, liquid penny remover,
liquid penny remover.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
So you go, ohky, smell it? What do you think?

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Whoa, it works the magic of radio.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
It's strong. I feel like I could smell it from here.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
I can smell too, smell. It does smell good, right,
it's fresh.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Gives me a lot more clean than I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I know from you think it'd buy it from a
guy at Chipotle.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
Yeah, it sounds like a very like I don't have
a word for what that title reminds me of, but
I just don't.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
Feel like it would smell as fresh.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah, it's it actually smells like really clean. I wouldn't
say it's citrusy or anything, but it's got a very
clean smell to it.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
See, So next time someone approaches you in a parking
lot wants to sell you something, Hey, it's called liquid
penny remover.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
How does it smell? Oh my god, sir, put your
pants on.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
It works.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
You really rich to put your pants on anyway, So
I don't know. I don't know how you could buy it.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
But oh, somebody Chipotle in town.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Somebody sent me a.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
Reddit thread about this stuff like there's it's got a
huge following.

Speaker 7 (07:05):
Really yeah, okay, does anyone explain why you have to
keep it in the refrigerator. Anyone explain why they're selling
it on the side of the road.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
I glanced at something I didn't totally read the whole
article about why I kept You keep it in the fridge,
and I think because it's boot leg, and if it's
not in the fridge, it'll turn into water. I'll keep
it here in our little fridge here if anyone ever
needs a sprits.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
So there's not real science behind the putting together. I
bet you every bottle smells a little different then.

Speaker 7 (07:36):
Yeah, Dutch's friend wants it, like was just holding it
for him. He was, but his parents come by and
look for sprits and it's not good.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh, I'll take it home today. I hope they don't
need it right now.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
That's kind of a thing with the high school kids,
like my son Christopher's way into shopping for fragrances. Now,
they all want to smell good, like they all got there,
you know, the the crease protectors in their shoes, and
they all want to smell good. They're all putting it
together because when.

Speaker 9 (08:01):
I was in high school, all the boys were ripe.
They were stee the hallways smell like axe.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
They needed a LPR. LPR Kyle, what's caught up? The
three things you need to know?

Speaker 7 (08:10):
I'll tell you it's actually pretty surprising. They figured out
what legal advice that people trust the most. I'll tell
you what it is. Next with John Jay and Rich
Tuck or throw some shape?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh John Jay and Rich seven Kyle, what's going on?
What are the three things we need to know?

Speaker 7 (08:29):
So the Vatican announced that the conclave to elect a
new pope begins in May seventh. That's where they find
the success sor to Pope Francis. Over one hundred cardinals
will be a part of the election process. And then
I think when you see the smoke, they've got a
new pope.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
The white smoke. Will Kyler Murray be there?

Speaker 5 (08:46):
You know what, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't think so he shows up?

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Now, said cardinals vote.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday. If you've had your
heart set on going to Churchill's Downs in Louisville to
enjoy the one hundred and fifty fifth Derby, you're in luck.
Last minute tickets are available. They'll set you back four
hundred dollars if you want to watch from the field, though,
those tickets are only one hundred and forty bucks. This
year's favorite for the race is a horse named Journalism

(09:13):
that Journalism just won the Santa Anita Race, and if
you watch the Netflix show Race for the Crown, you
know that's a pretty important race. So Journalism will start
from post eight. Other horses that they say have really
great odds are Sovereignty and Sandman.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
What color it is Journalism is yellow? Yellow Journalism, I
don't think, so this.

Speaker 7 (09:36):
Is pretty crazy. They actually found people trust legal advice
generated by chat gpt more than legal advice from an
actual lawyer. AI tends to sound more complex and confident,
while real lawyers do simpler language. So that is some
mental game that we play with ourselves, like, oh, it
sounds more official coming from chat GPT. The catches AI

(09:57):
and chat GPT can hallucinate, meaning it can spit out
wrong or even dangerous information, and most people aren't really
great at spotting the difference. So they said, uh, this
is just a big reminder that we need strong rules
of what they call AI literacy, because trusting the wrong
advice could have some really serious consequences, especially when you're
dealing in areas like law or a lot of people

(10:19):
look there, look to chat GPT for healthcare or medical advice.
Those if you get it wrong, can have pretty deep consequences.
So just be careful with that stuff. And that's three
things you need to know.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Good morning Lily.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Yeah, hey, we got a text Lily's husband.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
You guys, are you awake, Lily?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
I am, I'm working at the moment. Oh, your husband
says John, Jay and Rich. Good morning everyone. My wife
loves you guys and listens to you every day. I
was hoping if you guys had a chance today you
could give her a birthday shout out on radio or
even call her. That would make her day. Her name
is Lily. Thank you guys for everything you do. That's
from your husband.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh, Hostly, and yes, I listen two days every morning.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Birthday you and you tell your husband this doesn't count
as a present. I mean he's still got to go
out there and work for your birthday.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I mean I completely agree.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
So that makes your sign well if you're if you're
today Taurus, Yeah, and so like what's give us?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Let's let's do Torus real quick for horse copes.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
So the vibe for horoscopes today is what you would
do if you were filthy rich for twenty four hours.
So I feel like today on your birthday, Lily, you
should definitely go and do this, Taurus. You're booking a
five star spa, hiring a private chef, and importing like
fancy sheep or fancy sheets just to not better, and
your vibe is rich, rested and unreachable.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Ooh, nice, good one. That's a good way to spend
your birthday, Lily.

Speaker 7 (11:47):
Lily, is my sister's birthday, twin, my sister Erica's birthday shape,
So you guys can go shopping together get.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Some important sheep.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, happy birthday, Lily. Thank you for listening. Thank you
guys so much. Bye bye. All right, So what is
the vibe? Peyton?

Speaker 9 (12:01):
The vibe is what you would do if you were
filthy rich for twenty four hours based on your zodiac sign.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Calls right now eight seven seven nine three seven one
four seven past predictions is after Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Everybody else pro sestion a if this world man, it's
John Jay and rich.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
The vibe Peyton, I'm gonna tell you what you would
do if you were filthy rich for twenty four hours
based on your zodiac sign. And if it's your birthday today,
you are a Taurus and you share a birthday with
Jerry Seinfeld, Michelle Peiper, Piper Pfeiffer, and Uma Thurman.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
What's up, Shane?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
What do you mean to do anybody else?

Speaker 7 (12:41):
I know, I know, I right, You're right?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Thees the phones ring, and then there's a lot going
on over here, Shane, So I'm sorry. I apologize, and
then Rich turns on the microphones too early.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Sho here we go, and it was three seconds before
I anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
All right, bo I got this. I'm all we need.
Let's go right, You're.

Speaker 9 (13:04):
Right, yeahs are Gemini, So Gemini. You just bought a
podcast studio, ten burner phones, and a ticket to every
city that your ex has ever lived in, because you're
not out here spending money or spending money. You're out
here living out a complete storyline for you when you're
feeling I'm talking about location.

Speaker 10 (13:25):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Hey, I didn't make it up.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
You're so funny.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
All have a great day, have a good one, guy.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
How about Pisces, Rich, Pisces, you bought a castle in Scotland,
adopted eleven pets, and hired a harp player to follow
you around. You're a romantic delusional and now somehow you
broke and barefoot.

Speaker 8 (13:49):
On a yacht. Iconic behavior for you, piscon love it.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Of course, of course you got to hire a band.
An iconic band with a harp player is the way
to go, exactly, if you're rich for me to do.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
It, do it? Come on, how about.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Libras liber Kyle, You're throwing the Shekhest rooftop dinner party
and all of your exes can finally get some closure.
You bought every luxury perfume so fores cells and tipped
every barista one thousand dollars.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
It is getting elevated chaos.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
That's not fun.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
Yeah, how about virgos Virgo John Jay, this isn't for you,
but I feel like this is for our virgos that
are very detail oriented virgos. You just hired a full
team of assistance, You bought a label maker out of gold,
You launched a startup with a forty three tab business plan,
and you said this is an investment, but you're also
low key doing everyone's taxes for fun.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Exactly.

Speaker 9 (14:41):
That's why I said, I don't think it's you, but
I think our type a virgos spot on.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
What's up Hudson? Hi, I'm Aleo, just like me.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Okay, So for Leo's this is what we would do
if we were filthy rich for twenty four hours. We
have rented out an entire amusement park and we rebranded
it with our name. We are also shooting a music video,
even though we I don't say, yeah, I'm buying out all.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
The Davidsters by Hudson. That's what I'm doing with my money.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Daryl. Hello, Hi, what's your sign?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I'm an aquarian?

Speaker 9 (15:16):
Okay, Aquarius. If you were filthy rich for twenty four hours,
you would fund a think tank, you bought a telescope,
and you donated three million dollars to a conspiracy podcast.
You're rich for one day, and you immediately turned into
this weird billionaire who talks about all of these things
and you don't know how to explain them.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Okay, I love you.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
Yeah, it's a fun one.

Speaker 9 (15:36):
I mean, you're the only one that would turn into
a billionaire if you were rich for a day.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
So that's a way.

Speaker 10 (15:40):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
All right, Thanks for calling in.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Thanks everyone.

Speaker 6 (15:45):
If we can get your sign there, I'll post it
on our website. You know you can always text us.
You text JJR and whatever you want to say to
the number nine six eight ninety three. This is a
text that we got last night. Well for you, oh number,
It says John Jay and Rich. We need or Addie
on the show. I love when she's out of school
and in the studio.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
Oh, I'll have to tell her that. She'll be very pleased.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Do you go quit school? Come hang out?

Speaker 7 (16:09):
She already says, this is what she wants to do
when she grows up, because you guys make it so
welcoming when she comes in here. Thanks guys.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
So I saw this like survey and and it's all
over social media. They call it normal or nope okay,
So you guys have to answer it normal or nope okay.
I spread my peanut butter with the spoon normal or nope?

Speaker 8 (16:35):
No normal?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Normal? I agree normal. I prefer self checkout.

Speaker 8 (16:41):
Nope, nope normal normal.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
I always touch oven myself to smell my own gas
every time I bed alone.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Dude, no, that's gross.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
I'm gonna have to go with normal.

Speaker 8 (16:50):
My friend's face, that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
You don't smell your O. I do not touch of it.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
Myself to smell it.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I say bless you to myself after sneezing. Nope, nope. Normal.
I never say goodbye with leaving a party normal.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
Normal, Nope, I say bye, No, but I can't not
say goodbye.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah. I always smell a book before I read from it.

Speaker 8 (17:14):
Yeah, I do smell good, but don't read.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I always applaud when my plane lands safely. Nope, nope, no.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
I mean that's that's part of the job of the plane.
We should we should, but they should. I mean, you
don't applaud when you pull in your garage. That's what
you're supposed to do the plane.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Normally, we should celebrate those things.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I like my own social media posts. Normal.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
I think that's normal.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
Maybe I do sometimes.

Speaker 6 (17:38):
I always write lo o l and humorous comments, even
though I've never actually laughed out loud once normal.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Normal.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
I send myself funny memes to look at later. Normal.

Speaker 7 (17:50):
I send them to other people so I know where
to find them.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I frequently make a fake call to escape a situation. Nope,
I'm done it. I have it in case I die.
Folder on my.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
Laptop No, No, really smart though, Nope.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I always rehearse an important phone call before making it. Normal.
I think that's normal.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Nope, but that is smart.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I frequently buy something, regret it, and immediately return it. Normal.

Speaker 8 (18:20):
Normal.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
I tell people I'm on my way even though I'm
still in bed.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
No, nearly, Peyton, what about you. We're supposed to have
lunch last week. I would have one fifteen and you're
just leaving your house.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
But I had my therapy appointment, which is why I
was at home, and I had to finish my therapy woman.

Speaker 8 (18:37):
To get to watch.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
I make faces in the mirror, just see what I'd
look like a different moods normal normal, normal. I will
open and close the fridge repeatedly, hoping new food appears normal.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Normally normal, because what you what you do is you
lower your standards. But what's an acceptable snack at that point?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I will hold my breath when walking past someone who
just coughed. Normal, Normal, I do that, say what I
see someone smoking or vaping.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
I will turn down the music to see better when
driving normal, Yeah, No, normal. I make up fake scenarios
to fall asleep normal, Nope, not for me. I brush
my teeth in the shower normal.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
I feel like it sets up better in the shower.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
Some sometimes I haven't, but I'm not a person normally
I avoid taking a phone call even if I'm free, normal, normal,
I secretly judge people's playlist, totally normal.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I laugh at my own jokes.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Normal, normal, Yeah, especially Rich Rich will retell a story
and in the story, he'll tell the joke, and he'll
tell us how much that person laughed, and then he'll
go on to the story.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Rest of the story.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
If you can't test laugh at your own joke, what
are they even for?

Speaker 9 (19:48):
Right?

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Textas normal or nope to nine six eight ninety three, Rich, Rich,
What do you got for life hacks?

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Where do you give you the hack to having the
best work day ever?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Stacks in Hacks is next with John JAYE Rich.

Speaker 10 (20:01):
Don't drunk dial your ex drunk dial us call our
John Jay and Rich trunk dial line six out two
eight eight eight nineteen thirty.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Three, John Jay and Rich Second date update probably twenty
minutes from now, and then we're gonna do an update
on this speed dating from Friday.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
That'll happen around seven thirty this morning.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Shoot us a text, text jj R whatever you want
to say to number nine six eight nine three, or
you can call us at eight seven, seven, nine, three seven,
one oh four seven stem for sacks and acts. I
have SAX information and Rich has life hacks. By the way,
a text we just got.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Do you remember? I don't know. Was it thirty minutes
ago or so?

Speaker 6 (20:39):
We were talking to Lily for a birthday because her
husband text yeah, she goes, Oh my god, I was
so shocked when you called Nick. I was let lost
for words. Thank everyone so much for calling me this morning.
You wish me a happy birthday. I wish I could
do a duo over. I love you guys. You make
my mornings. Okay, Lily Doover, you're on the air. Oh
my god, actually call me back.

Speaker 12 (21:02):
I just loved you guys.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
My husband, though, is.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Like, why do you talk about these people every day?

Speaker 5 (21:09):
These people, these people were your friends, right, Yeah, Lily,
we're tight, we're cool, we're friends everything.

Speaker 13 (21:17):
I say, He's like, really again, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
They they're my morning.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well, thank you, Lily, thank you so much for listening.
What city are you in? I live in Queen Creek?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Was Rich?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Hey? Have we have we seen each other?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
You took a picture with me at Safeway one day.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
You took a picture of her a safeway.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yeah, I'm apologized. That's my safeway. That's the safe way
in Queen Creek, that's the one I go to.

Speaker 10 (21:49):
I mean, I'm there like five times a week and
I'm lonly seen you once.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
I'll try to up my presence there. I'm so sorry, Lily, Lily,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I hope so and then John Jay.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
I tell my husband the shows you watch, and so
far he's liked every single one among so, oh yeah,
get him to watch Mobland.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
I was just telling Rich and Grant about Mobland. It's
so good. It's one of my favorite shows right now.

Speaker 10 (22:11):
Oh definitely, I did tell he's start watching that.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Kyle, you two are the best. I love you guys.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Today, I gotta say you're Doover's pretty strong. I think
you did a good job.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
So thank you for I love it.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
You're welcome and thanks for listening. All right, guys, you
have a good day, you too.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Well.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Now, I don't have time for stacks acts, but do
you have time for hacks? Can you give us a
give us a life hack er?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Yeah, you guys heard about the Pomadoro effect. It's not
about spaghetti. That's how I know. I thought a hat
I thought maybe it is a hat, but it's a
work technique. So especially if you're like everybody in this
room that looks at a computer are their phone. So
they say that if you look at it for too long,
then you kind of get stalled in your workday and
you just freeze. So here is what they call the

(22:58):
Pomadoro technique. So twenty five minutes you can stare at
your screen. Then five minute breaks from your screen. That
doesn't mean go from your laptop to your phone, that
means walk away, take a walk around the building. And
they say every twenty five minutes you should do that.
But after the fourth time, you need a thirty minute break,
have a snack, go talk to people, you know, thirty

(23:20):
minute break, thirty minute break from your screen. Otherwise you
get stuck and it's really bad for your eyes. And
they say more people are having macular degeneration from screen
time more than ever right now, So you just can't
do it. During the show, I was gonna.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
Say, like, how are we supposed to work and get
our stuff done.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
At going to do that? But it breaks, I mean,
won't have to do it, tell you know, like later
in the show. So I guess we're okay with that.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Hey, do you guys know what song this is?

Speaker 10 (23:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
What song is?

Speaker 5 (23:49):
I mean?

Speaker 12 (23:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
I know the words, this is a maybe I know
the words, I don't.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Know the phone tipsy Anyway. The reason I bring it
up I thought you guys would know. I just heard
the funniest drunk Kyle clip I think ever ye and
I will perform it and played for you next. I
will perform it after doja Cat. It is John Say

(24:23):
and Rich. Our phone number is eight seven seven nine
three seven one oh four seven.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
You can call us any time, jump on the air
with us.

Speaker 6 (24:30):
The text number you can text jj R and then
you say whatever you want to say, but you gotta
put JJR in front of it. But JJR and then
whatever you want to say to the number nine six
eight nine three. We started this a long time ago.
Every once in a while, Kyle says something. When you
slow it down, it sounds like she's totally wasted, but
she doesn't drink and she doesn't partake and other activities
that Grant and.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Peyton too, he's clean.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
Well, we slow it down and it's absolutely hilarious. And
Noah just called me and he goes, you gotta listen
to this, and I think I think I lolled out.
I'll listening to you drunk, Kyle. It was during during Nope.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
But what was it that I said? Normal or nope?

Speaker 6 (25:07):
And uh the part where like I'm talking about, is
it normal to when you plane lands?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
If you should clap right? And Kyle goes, it's not normal,
you go, but you should? You should?

Speaker 6 (25:22):
You should, like you said, I like, I know. But
when it slowed down, you literally sound like you're hammered.
Listen to this is how it sounds slow down. I
always smell a book before I read from it.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh yeah, I do smell good, but don't read. I
always applaud when my plane lands safely. Nope, nope. We
should part of the job.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
We should.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
We should, they should, That's what you're supposed to do,
land the plane normal.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
We should celebrate those things. This is why I never
really needed to drink. I've got the same thoughts and
feelings has drunk me.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
We should.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
I just got a text for my wife, and I
want to give you a little backstory, so you know
how Kyle and her husband call each other wham and
ham right, and my wife and I have nicknames for
each other were she We've been doing it for years
and we don't really know why. But she calls me
Chuck or I call her Chuck, and I think it
has something to do with with Charlie Brown.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I think it's Pepper.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
And Patty calls Charlie Brown Chuck, and I think we
started doing that, right, So we called you Chuck all
the time. And my wife texts me normally. She texts
me every morning and she'll see like, you know, hey,
good morning Chuck. You know, here's what's going on or whatever, right,
and she goes, she said, morning, Chuck, going to meditate,
love you, But she sent it to her friend Shelly.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Oh, and Shelley is not aware of your nickname.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, so she goes, oh my god, I sent this
to Shelley just before meditation.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
This could be read in so many ways, like now
she has to text Shelly back, oh my god, that's
a nickname we call each other. And she's like's like,
right on, tell me about this Chuck guy.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
Right, nicknames? And then Shelley's going to the friend group.
You guys can like, has someone else in her life
that's Chuck. Characters got to the bottom of him.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I hope Chuck takes care of her. So rich you
or your wife is mad at you.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Yeah, she's not happy because well, so we have this
thing where she kind of Stacy kind of leaves stuff
out that she means to throw away. Like sometimes she
just stick it on the counter, and it can be food,
it can be it could be everything, but at some
point she doesn't really throw it away. So I go
and clean things up, and she does this other thing. Well,
she'd get on a food like she'll be on like

(27:57):
yogurt or something, or some type of food that she'll
buy many copies of it, leave it the fridge and
it's spoiled. She never throws anything away. So I throw
things away all the time, my stuff, old things. I'm
going through the cabinets, so I see this, like this
shredded chicken that looks like it's now starting to turn colors.

(28:17):
So I toss it in the trash and Stacey comes
home from work and she's so mad at me for
throwing away this chicken. I said it expired. She's like, well,
no it didn't. It was supposed to expire today. And
I was gonna make a delicious casserole for my son
who's not eating enough, and I figured i'd make him
a chicken cashle. Now you've just thrown it away, and

(28:37):
you've ruined my opportunity to be a great mom. It's
what you've done. I'm trying to be a great mom
and you have tossed it out. So she's like, I'm
gonna buy more chicken. Do you think you could not
throw it away for a day or so so that
I can be a hero mom? And I don't, sic,

(28:58):
do you realize that chicken was starting to turn colors?
Like that's no good. You can't feed your son that chicken.
It's gonna go bad.

Speaker 7 (29:05):
You would not be here a mom.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
If you got him right, you're gonna give him botulism.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
And if you're saying he needs to gain weight through
carbs and noodles and chicken, this is not the way
to do it. But she was really truly mad, and
then like so now she'll come in with the package
of something and she'll say, I will impact this. Can
you not throw that away for a half a day?
Just give me a chance, So I don't. I'm kind
of at a loss here because I feel like spelled

(29:30):
food smells pretty bad, and we do have a glorious
record of things going bad in the fridge and smelling terrible,
and then I have to throw it away, and then
you have to do the whole baking soda things. So
I'm kind of at a loss. I don't want to
be yelled at, but well, you.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
Should just stop doing what you usually do, and then
she'll be like, oh my gosh, these things that rich
does so highful.

Speaker 7 (29:50):
The advice we give to everyone on the show, just communicate, Hey, Stacy,
I'm thinking this chicken is bad. I'm thinking of throwing
it out. No, Richard, I'm using that for a cast role.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
But if she's not home, problem solved, that doesn't work
for me to call the text message of.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
The stuff away and stop throwing away.

Speaker 5 (30:09):
Because most of the stuff I chuck she doesn't even notice,
sorry chuck. Most of the stuff I throw away I
do when she's not there because she's gonna defend it,
and she's done it before. She's brought home, like these
little finger sandwiches from her lunch and she's like, don't
throw these away. I'm gonna eat them, but she doesn't,
and then they're there for seven days. So if I
toss it when.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
She's not there, toss it until she throws it away.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
But then we got fruit flies. Then we got stuff
smelling fridge.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I can't do it.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
I can't do it.

Speaker 9 (30:38):
Two days of it getting messy in there for her
to change how she knows to move, No, I've seen it.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
I saw her refrigerator before we got married. When I
would go to her house, she would say, you can
come in, but don't look in my refrigerator because she
would wait till trash day to throw things out because
she didn't want to trash the smell. But then the
fridge smells.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
I was talking to someone yesterday I don't want to
say who, but I was talking about the expiration dates
on the items, and I was telling how Kyle made
that cottage cheese thing, but the protein powder was five
years old. Protein protein powder after a long time can
go bad. And I go, I think it was five
years old, and he goes. But most of the expiration
dates on food items are a little bit of a scam.
They do they will go bad, but that doesn't mean

(31:17):
they're going bad that day. It's to get you to
buy more product.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah, right, So.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
It's like if you get yogurt, like I have a
lot of my wife if if there's an expiration date
on it, she tries to throw it away and I'm like, no,
I will eat it, leave it, leave it for a
long time until it tastes and it's not bad. Right, Yeah,
But the other day you threw away those blueberries.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Those were bad there, like normal blueberries.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Now you guys are having the argument I have at
my house.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
I'm like, what was on the treadmill looking at the
blueberries in the and I was like, the salivating for
these blueberries. I go call it, these blueberries been here
for a while. We need to eat them. And then
she's like, oh, they've been in a long time. I
think they're expired. And I was like, there's no mold.
There's no mold, and I was I was on the
treadmill and she's going away. I'm like no, but I
couldn't get up there.

Speaker 7 (32:01):
They were like little fuzzy.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
I didn't look at bananas. The bananas turned brown and
there's a little flute.

Speaker 7 (32:07):
Food save those though for banana breads with My.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Wife says, but she's never made banana.

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Bread, so now's that really funny?

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Bananas? A freezer that.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
Goes just to remind her you're not making banana bread.

Speaker 8 (32:20):
Go ahead, enjoy them.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
I didn't even know she made cast roles. It's not
like that happens in our house. How was I supposed
to know? So I think I'm going to continue to
yell that because I can't stop throwing like that.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Feeding your sons chicken makes you a good mom. Throw
the chicken in the cage. I'm a good mom. I
guess it is alright, list Witch Cares is get ready
for a second update. We're gonna solve a mystery here, Lily,
good morning.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I brought my gate home and uh I got ghosted
and I think my roommate had something to do with it.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Okay, I wonder what happened there? All right, we'll find out.
A second update starts next with John Day and Rich.

Speaker 10 (33:12):
It was supposed to be the start of a beautiful relationship,
but somebody screwed it all up.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
The second date update right now with John Jay and Rich.
John Jay and Rich is time for second date updates.
This is where someone goes out of the date.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
They have a good time to expect there to be
a second date, and there is a one and I
think that's what's going on with Lily.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Good morning, Lily. Hey, what's your situation Lily.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 13 (33:36):
I went out with James and we had a really
good time and we just kind of clicked instantly, and
I felt this spark, you know. So I invited into
my place and I thought it would be a just
a chilenge, a really good night, and I figured my
roomoved is sleep but when we walked in, she wasn't.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
She was still awake and she's a little strange. But
I didn't think it would be that big of a deal.
I had met her through a Facebook group whatever, and
we're not exactly closed, but like I thought she'd just
ignore us. But she was just awake and was asking
his questions and talking to us, and it was weird.
And I could tell he was weirded out by her.
And so now I'm worried that he thinks that I'm

(34:16):
like good friends with her and that I'm also weird.

Speaker 12 (34:20):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 8 (34:22):
So what was the things that she was asking, you guys? Like,
was she asking him for his credit card number and
social Security?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Like?

Speaker 8 (34:28):
What was he asking?

Speaker 5 (34:29):
No?

Speaker 13 (34:29):
Nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
She was just like she gets really deep with people
really quickly, and she just kind of can't read the.

Speaker 8 (34:37):
Room, you know, like why do you have problems with
her mom? You know, things like that.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah, he doug me.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
Okay, So where is he blowing you off on the
text exchange? Or did he not show up somewhere? Like
where's the second date update?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Part? You know?

Speaker 4 (34:53):
We just like haven't talked much at all, Like we
haven't gone on another date, and like, I.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Don't know, Well, it's good.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Did you kind of have an idea of why? Right?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah, but like stuck who it's not my fault.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
You're guilty by association, but you don't even know if
that's the reason.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Yeah, what if he likes your roommate?

Speaker 8 (35:16):
Ooh, he's like I need to stay away from her.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Yeah, this could be complicated and messie. I'm just gonna
get out while I can.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Did you guys go get intimate in your bedroom after
after he met your roommate?

Speaker 5 (35:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Okay, so there was no intimacy? No? All right, Well,
let's give James a call. How long ago was this?

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Like we ago?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Okay? Can you hang on? Will we get him on
the phone?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (35:38):
For sure?

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Okay, you guys ready. Second eight update continues next with
John Jay and Rich one four to seven Kiss FM.
John Jay and Rich we're in the middle of second update.
You got Lily and James. So Lily met James.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I don't even I don't even know it was sunny.
We start these things and I'm like, I'm paying attention.
I'm paying attention, and I'm paying attention, and then I
don't remember anything. But that's what I'm saying. How did you,
guys meet Lily?

Speaker 6 (36:07):
You and James app a dating app? Okay, so he
comes over to your house, he meets your strange roommate.
You think that's what's blowing him off. You think this
strange roommate is the reason for him not calling you
back or talking to you less right, Yeah, and you
met the roommate on on a Facebook group whatever, So
which is I get it? I mean, we've had roommates

(36:30):
from my son, and we've gone through three different ones.
You meet them all different kinds of ways, you know
what I mean. So, and you got to do what
we gotta do to survive, to make rent. And I
mean that by getting another roommate, not like selling your
body on the streets. Let's call it James. Right now,
you stay Quie, We're gonna find out why he's blowing
you off.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Okay, hold on, Hello, Hi.

Speaker 8 (37:08):
Is James there?

Speaker 10 (37:10):
Yeah, yeah, it's James.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Hi. Hi.

Speaker 8 (37:12):
My name's Faeton. I'm with John Jay and Rich. We
just wanted to talk to you on the radio really
quickly this morning.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
Oh okay, cool.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
We were talking to a very nice woman about a
date that she went on with you, and she thinks
that you don't like her for certain reasons, and we
wanted to call and find out if there's a reason
you don't like her.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
We're talking about Lily.

Speaker 10 (37:35):
Oh yeah, yeah, no, I remember Lily.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Yeah, I happened, you know.

Speaker 10 (37:48):
All right, Okay, look, all right, I'm not trying to
be rude or anything. You're dramatic, you know, but well, uh,
not wrong with Lily, but I believe that her roommate
is a witch, like like you know, the kind like
legitimate like practicing witchcraft, you know, cass and spells man

(38:10):
charging crystals and stuff, you know. I mean I like
that kind of witch, you know, Like I went over
to her house after a date and when we walked in,
I mean, yeah, her roommate was in the living room,
like surrounded by candles and some weird formation or another,
and there's a thick cloud of like smoke smelled like

(38:31):
sage all around the house. And you know she had
these carrot cars laid out and then swearing to you
like one of them was the devil, like like legit,
Like I look over absolutely, like I'm not gonna mess
with that kind of energy, you know what I mean.
Like I don't know what kind of spirits she was
trying to summon, but I'm not about to end up
curse because I just want to hang out after dinner,

(38:52):
you know, Like that whole vibe, the whole place just
had like a hex on it. Man, Like I I
don't know. I guess I I guess I goes to her,
and I guess I ghosted her from my own spiritual safety.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 11 (39:08):
I'm on the line.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, Lily's on the line. But before Lily, before you
jump in, I mean, I just.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Want to throw this out there because I'm curious, if
you would have played your cards right with those wicked girls,
you probably could have had a threesome.

Speaker 10 (39:19):
When you're going, James, what do you think, oh man,
I don't know, man, I'm down with threesomes, but I
don't know if I want to get with that. That's like, hey, wait,
wait a minute, Wait a minute, she's on the phone.
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, Lily, Lily is listening. Go ahead, Lily, what were
you going to say?

Speaker 10 (39:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Okay, so James, you're talking about my apartment like it's
the set of the Craft.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
But really it's just spiritual.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
She's not satanic.

Speaker 10 (39:48):
Oh bo I mean, Lily, Look, man, she had a
double card.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Who I just pulled it up.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
Card.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I just pulled it up.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
You know what it means, because I mean, you know
it could be good news, right, the double Well I
looked at it. It is definitely not good.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I'm on the point of view, James. I wouldn't want
to stay away from that stuff.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
No, yeah, there's no way. The devil card is something.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
No, I don't want to come over.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
I mean the.

Speaker 10 (40:19):
Immediately. Yeah, no, it's it's a media that's what it is.
I came over and immediately lost interest in everything.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Man.

Speaker 10 (40:28):
But like, honestly, man, she's like she's got the card
out and she's possessing. She's acting like she's possessed, like
she's chanting.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
She's chanting, lily, she was champing.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
You don't find that weird?

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Okay, First of all, that's called it cleansing. And we're
also not friends.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
I told you that I met her through a Facebook
housing group and I barely know her.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
She pays a rent on time, though, which is good.

Speaker 10 (40:51):
Oh yeah, which has got money apparently. But but that's
kind of my point though. All Right, I'm like, you
invite me back to your place. You got like this
this stranger living with you with candle circles and stuff
and chanting and burning you know, incense and stuff. I mean,
if you gotta let like this total random nut jobs

(41:12):
live with you, man, how am I supposed to trust you?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
You know?

Speaker 10 (41:15):
That's another part of it.

Speaker 13 (41:17):
Okay, So now it's my fault because I needed a
roommate and I couldn't afford runge on my own.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
I'm on your side. It's like, it's like, whatever your
roommate's doing, it's to her. It's probably harmless. But if
you had just met her out and you wo had
not gone back to her place, you probably would have
called her back for another day.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:34):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, I just that's just
not the vibe I want to be in. No, I
just don't want to be in that kind of environment,
you know.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
We don't have to be go somewhere else.

Speaker 10 (41:46):
Well, the damage is done. I mean I went over
to Lily's house and I saw this freak show that
she lives with, and I just got a little spooked,
you know.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
So, I mean literally thought that that was part of it.
It was her roommate. So Lily, you were right, it
seemed like it.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
My roommate was literally just meditating.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
But whatever the way the picture he painted meditating.

Speaker 10 (42:10):
Meditating, yeah, now she was speaking in tongues they meditating. Yeah,
she was conjuring up some evil demon or whatever. Man,
they's a devil card. You don't meditate on the devil?

Speaker 12 (42:21):
Yes, who does that?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
And now it's on Rich Now.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
It was really good. It could have been really good.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Guys are not compatible?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, okay, so you don't want to go out again, right.

Speaker 10 (42:36):
No, not at all. I mean I get the need
to have a roommate and everything, but come on, you
get to pick your roommates, you know, Like, you don't
have to live with the devil worship and witch with
the candles and the clown.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
There's probably good witches out there too, all right, brother,
thanks thanks for jumping on there with us.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
James, all right, thanks Lily, there you go. It's your roommate,
you're right, yep, So maybe you don't bring him home
to meet you roommate right away.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Well she did say she thought she was going to
be asleep, like I'm sure she kind of knew.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
You know, weird.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Thankmate.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
All right, well, thank you Lily for going on air
with us.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
That's second date update with John Jay and Rich Trump.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
The first.

Speaker 6 (43:29):
John Jay and Rich Friday, we had a big speed
dating event in the studio.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
We had quite a few people and then we had Brett.
My friend. Brett was the bachelor of thirty eight years
old single dad. Very uh.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
He's an author, pretty successful dude, works with athletes, pro athletes, CEOs,
all kinds of stuff, you know, train the Rock Demi Lovado.
But he's also i mean that's the training like you
know at the gym. But he also now is a
success coach with like CEOs and everything. So we had
a bunch of women in here and they did the
speed dating thing and he picked one person they picked
each other and they weren't able to come on yesterday

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because they were both so busy.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
But they went out last night. Good morning, Brett, Good
morning man.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Your Dulcet tones, you know, just eased me into the
morning like nothing.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Now, Dulcet tones. Don't know what that means exactly, Dulcet
what is that? Anyone? Anyone? Rich?

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Like? He means captivating?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Okay, well, so Brett, who'd you pick? And how to go? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
So I picked Lindsay and it went great. We went
out on a date last night and it all went
really well. We hung out for about two and a
half hours.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Wait, wait, hold on a second. Which one is Lindsay?
What is her world? Like?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Oh? Yeah, great? So Lindsay is a pharmaceutical sales rap
and she is from Mississippi originally and then moved to White.
She would have asked the first question. She was the
one that, if you recall, the treadmill didn't work, she
was able to pivot and yeah, the brunette. Yah, I'm
just trying to is I don't know what you guys
have already talked about. But yes, we went out last night,

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went to the Whining Pig had a few glasses of wine,
talks about everything from travel, parenting, books, values, you name it,
and so, yeah, do you want to the questions do
you want to fool overview? And just for me to
drone on?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I don't want you to drone on, but I want
to recap of the day. Was there was there chemistry?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah? Absolutely? I Mean one thing that really stood out
to me is just how intelligent she is, and that's
kryptonite to me. I need I need a balance of brains, bantering,
a little bit of bite, right, And so that was
something that that really stood out. And we have a
second day planned.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
So I'm like, oh, because we're trying to get her
on right now, but she can't go on for whatever reason.
But she's listening. What yeah, I know she see Nick?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
What did she say? She can't jump on with us
right now? Whatever you get a chance?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Good morning? What busy morning?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Busy morning?

Speaker 5 (45:55):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Busy morning, cheese Louise, Well, wouldn't it have been betterfight?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Actually, she's right here. She lied to Nick and wanted
to come off like a lady.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I like that too. Is that a possibility?

Speaker 5 (46:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Was there a kiss at the end of the night?

Speaker 10 (46:12):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
There no this, listen, try to slow burn. Want to
respect boundaries, you know, and uh, she was really she
was really open about you know, a lot of stuff,
pass relationships, things like that, and I want to respect that,
you know. I mean, I'm a I'm a single parent,
I have a business. She has to manage her kiddo,
and so I get that. And I also understand that
everybody moves along at their own pace.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
So I like that.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
But there is there is a there is a second
date plan.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
And when is the second date?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
As soon as the impossible. I'm about to texture that
right now.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
We'd like to go on that date with you.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
I'm totally going like sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
And were I wear my my my new medaglasses.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, yeah, watching in the room, appreciate go ahead.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
I thought there was a little bit of chemistry between
you two when you were here, But for all all
four girls, I mean, it takes a lot to put
yourself out there and then do it on the radio
as well, and all of them handled it so well.
They're all so cool, So you almost couldn't have made
a better choice. But I did sense a little bit
of chemistry between you and your choice, so that is

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pretty cool. That that's working out okay for sure.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I mean, and it's early, you know, and that, like
like good company is always something to be grateful for sure,
no matter where it leads. And so I think one
thing that was really fun about the date, and I
think you guys would appreciate this is we started talking
about we're both huge hip hop fans. We started talking
about the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef and I go listen,
this is what's got to happen. And our next date.

(47:43):
We're deconstructing this because she was like, you know, I
do think that they should have you know, there's so
many other things in the world. Why were they arguing
about this? And I'm like, no, it's really about that.
And so what was funny is we talked deeply about
different books and like I said, parenting values, where we
grew up, all the things, you know, trying to get
to know somebody, but then finding somebody who's eyes lit up,
like she loves the weekend, she likes Kendrick Lamar, she

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likes old school hip hop, and those are things like
you want to see excitement from different areas of people's life.
Somebody that's not just passionate about one thing? Is it
defined by one thing? So whether it's silly to people
listening or not, you know, like those things are fun.
They allow the conversation to go a lot of different places.
So we'll have fun second date. I'll make sure of it.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
That's awesome, good, I'm real happy for it. Because you
know what's funny. After Friday, I got so many messages
from women that wanted to meet you, and I was
trying to filter them, and then I was first I
was going to send them to you, and then I thought, well,
they could do the research to try to find them
on their own.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
But I don't know if anyone ever reached out to you.
But you stick with Lindsay for a while.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I'm not the type that you know this.
It was fun doing that experience, but there's like dating
is not something that I want to plan on making
a hobby.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Right, So do you just want to marry her?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Then?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Did you tell her that you love her such hobby
with you marry me?

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Can you turn off your like your motivational coach when
you're on a date, so you're not in show mode,
you know, work mode?

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Because I want to I mean like you know special
interest story, right, I've been I need somebody that is
emotionally expressive, warm, loving, right Like in my last relationship,
I had to do a lot of the emotional heavy lifting.
So I want to shut up and probe and respectfully
and ask them questions.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Right.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I don't want to be the focus of attention on
the date. I'm looking for somebody like, because I'm always
looking for those subtle signs, right, can that person no
matter we all have external responsibilities, but can you show
up in this case like a woman and also nurture, love,
be passionate and those things, Because that's stuff I have
to make space for being a single dat or business
owner too, Like, no matter what, you have to shut

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that off and still make that other person feel like
a priority. And so I try to ask a lot
of thoughtful questions to gauge if that's likely, because it's
not awesome, no worries. Everybody's got their boundaries, everybody's got
their kind of uh being with limitations. But yeah, I
can absolutely turn that stuff off.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
I just like to.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I like to enjoy the moment.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Did you tell her what a big fan of Joe
Goldberg you are? Huh?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
This is obviously an inside Joe.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
No, you're not watching you.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
You just say because when you're talking about books you,
I'd love to keep you in a plexiglass cage in
my basement.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
It's a TV show called You, season five. How have
you not watched you?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
I won't lie to you. I asked her what book
she was reading right now, and I think she said
she was reading a book named dead Man's Aisle. And
so I would be completely lying if I said I
didn't do a full Internet about everything about dead Man's Aisle.
And I think there's killing, I think there's loss, I
think there's crazy relationships. So I mean he's going to
be an interesting roller coaster. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Good.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
Then then go google Joe Goldberg and then watch all
his stuff, read all.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
His He's a different sort of motivational speaker.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
He's in a TV show.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Oh okay, yeah, I'll do it. When you said he
was trapped in a cage, I didn't know what. No, No,
it doesn't know that.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I wonder she watches that, all right, Brett, thank you
so much.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Uch uping on there with this, dude, Thank you man, congratulations, pleasure,
take care guy.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
I mean I think what you can say is we
do a pretty good job setting up speed dates, right,
that's us.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
You do more, we do that whole other thing, maybe
like an event someday, Oh we have to day. September
is that one that one of your friends that she's
coming back her? Yeah, you could peggyback on her.

Speaker 9 (51:20):
I just need to find some I think September twenty
fourth is the date that it's getting locked in.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
So that'll be exciting.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
From the car to the office. Lake with them every morning,
John Jay and Rich Why from.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
The pre I Heart radio apps.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Let's give to Travis Kelce what happened?

Speaker 7 (51:36):
So it seems as if the feud that was rumored
to be happening is actually true between Blake Lively and
Taylor Swift because her boyfriend Travis Kelce has picked sides
very clearly unfollowed Ryan Reynolds on social media. That's when
you know they had that conversation, Hey, if you're going
to stay with me, you need to be fully on
my side. We don't. We don't mess with them anymore.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Don't you think they know that that's gonna get covered
once he unfollows. They're smart enough over there.

Speaker 9 (52:04):
Absolutely, it's crazy though that somebody was sitting there watching
Travis Kelcey's following to recognize that that just blows.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Everybody's watching all kinds of stuff they know.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
So Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey's girlfriend known for selling out arenas.
Now Beyonce launched her concert yesterday too, And how's that going?

Speaker 7 (52:23):
I think it's well, supposedly ticket sales aren't that great,
but the videos that have already been shared online is
like it's a pretty great show. She has both her
daughters featured in the show, which is so dang cute, Like,
I mean, Blue Ivy's a pro at this point. And
then little little roommate was just like having the time
of her life on stage.

Speaker 9 (52:40):
She could not like contain any excitement, like I am
loving all the videos of all the angles, Like they
brought her out during beyonce song Protector and she like
hugs her mom and then she like she's leaving the stage,
She's like waving with the biggest smile on her face.
I just love it because we haven't seen a lot
of roomy, but I did see did you guys see
though that Beyonce had posted or shown her stage because

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it was getting leaked because drones were going over the
Sofi Stadium to see her stage.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
That ruins the show if they know what the stage.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
Well at the stag, Oh my god, but I guess
I mean to Beyonce, it meant a lot. So she
got ahead of it.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
But yeah, so they say tickets aren't going well. But
here's the truth. They're second party tickets. Like these people
go up and they buy hundreds and hundreds and hundreds
of tickets and then they try to raise sell them
for thousands of dollars.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
They don't sell like.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
There's yeah, like her concerts essentially are sold out, but
now these other places are trying to sell the tickets
and now it's coming down to the wire.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
You could get tickets at Beyonce for thirty nine.

Speaker 6 (53:38):
Dollars right now. That's crazy, that's wild. And it's because
now they're like, oh my god, no one's buying these sticks.
Now you're not buying the tickets right.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
The demand isn't as much there as they thought they were.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
What about Rihanna?

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Rihanna's so funny. So Glorilla did a shoot for fenty
Beauty and they actually shared a FaceTime between them and
she like Rihanna wasn't able to be there, so she
FaceTime Glorilla on the set and just wanted to make
where everything was going all.

Speaker 8 (54:01):
Right, if not, like damn me because I'm a fire
all the homes.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
I love you.

Speaker 9 (54:10):
No, this is like so full circle when I saw
Gloilla was doing a fenty thing because there's a video
of Rihanna that went viral singing a Gloilla song called
TGF TGI Friday and Asab Rocky's in it, and it
has like ten million likes I think on the video.

Speaker 8 (54:26):
So I was like, I love that they got together.
We need a song from them that would be so good.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Is there a update? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (54:32):
So Diddy's trial is starting to get underway. And when
I say that, I mean yesterday they started interviewing people
to possibly be on the jury. So May fifth is
the actual day that the trial will begin. He's he's
under a lot of fire. He's got, you know, racketeering,
sex trafficking, all kinds of different federal charges, which is
why it won't be televised because they're federal charges. And

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I'm like, oh, we're not gonna be able to watch.
I'm sure we'll see day to day updates of those
who were actually in the courtroom. Meanwhile, Diddy's lawyers just
submitted paperwork into the judge basically saying that Diddy couldn't
have committed these crimes because he didn't have the mental
capacity because of all the drugs and the alcohol at
the part. I know, I feel like they're pulling. Yeah,

(55:21):
I'm like, that's what we've come to.

Speaker 6 (55:23):
It's gonna be like he couldn't have done it because
we weren't sure what name he was using at the time.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
Maybe Puppy did it, but did he's the one on
trial for it.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Sounds like huge trouble.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
Yeah, absolutely, Julian, you've been holding for almost six minutes.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I am so sorry.

Speaker 14 (55:50):
Yes, I mean anytime. It's fine with me as long
as I get to talk with you guys.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
You and I You what are you calling about.

Speaker 14 (56:00):
I've kind of been sitting back for the past couple
of months figuring out what I want to do with
my life. And I've always had people tell me to
follow specific passion that I have to do voice impressions,
and I never really did anything to pursue it until recently,
after exploring new voices and starting to practice more, and
I kind of thought, I wonder if there's a talent

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agency out there that actually works with people to get
a higher professional to be voices, more voice impersonators, but
I haven't been able to find.

Speaker 12 (56:31):
Any good ones.

Speaker 14 (56:31):
They wanted to know if you guys could recommend any
I do try a few voice impressions and wanted to
see if maybe I could stirst some at you guys
to kind of see me. So I have quite a
few of them, but I'll just kind.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
Of keep it short, do the impression, and then we're
gonna guess who it is. Okay, okay, okay, go ahead,
first one?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Who shaggy? No excuse we do?

Speaker 7 (57:01):
Is it Scooby Doo or at the class? Those are
very different?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Who is it?

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Can you do more than just one line of Scooby Doo?
Can you do Scooby Doo telling a saying a sentence?

Speaker 14 (57:13):
I actually do it better?

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Okay, Scooby Doo? Who are you man over here? All right?
All right, let's hear do the next one.

Speaker 12 (57:25):
Okay, the next one.

Speaker 14 (57:27):
I'll have to give up the name because it is
kind of hard to figure out who it is.

Speaker 12 (57:30):
Christopher Watkins, you're on the phone with Christopher Watkins. I
can do voice impressions of Christopher Watkins.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
It's that's his guys, Christopher walking.

Speaker 7 (57:49):
That's why it would be hard to figure.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Out I'm Christopher Watkins.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
You would yes, like no, I'm famous for my walkins.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Okay, you got more? I do.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
It was cholp, sweet sweet chocolate. I always hated chocolate.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
That's the lady from SpongeBob. Yeah, I know that episode.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Let me throw out a couple of your way. Okay,
can you do Ray Fines?

Speaker 14 (58:27):
I have no idea who that is, but I will
definitely can't forget it.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
Then you got to have a celebrity doing something that's
a little out of character for them.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Do Michael B. Jordan's uh pretending to be Rocky Balboa?

Speaker 14 (58:41):
Go oh go fight there you go whatever?

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Okay, Okay, that's very good. Strong, uh huh, very good. Okay,
do TikTok start Noah back trying to learn how to
fly an airplane?

Speaker 14 (59:02):
Go gosh, as only I could know what these instruments are.
There's so many buttons.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Very good.

Speaker 6 (59:12):
That's very that's your that's your guy. Yeah you do
know it back like I've never heard. Yeah, great, I
got one can you do?

Speaker 10 (59:19):
John Jay van As fiddling with his oxygen machine before bad.

Speaker 14 (59:26):
Oh gosh, why do you turn this thing on again? Hey, honey,
I'm trying to figure out which button it is for
the oxygen think.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Like, I don't think I've called Blake, Honey, I want you.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
I've tried to come up with names that I can
All right, Julian, you know what, So you want to
an agency, You want a talent agency.

Speaker 14 (59:49):
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out one that's either local
or somewhere that's really reputable to help. I really want
to do like anime voice impressions or like anime characters.

Speaker 6 (59:59):
And okay, like we've been having some fun with you
and giving you some hard ones, but here's what my
suggestion to you is.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
You got to practice them.

Speaker 6 (01:00:04):
Then you got to put together a demo tape of
your voices, and then you send that to a talent
agency and then they'll listen to that and they go,
this guy's a really good let's get him. So work
on your impressions and then put together a nice little
audio clip.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
You know what, do you call it MP three or something?

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Stick it up on TikTok, because if it's good that'll
catch on and people will want to hire.

Speaker 7 (01:00:22):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
That's perfect.

Speaker 14 (01:00:25):
Actually, Okay, thank you so much, y'all take care, Thanks.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Julie, happy late birthday.

Speaker 12 (01:00:30):
Thank you all right, bye bye.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Rich to Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, Rich does like great voices.
What do you want to do, Arnold Schwarzenegger doing what? Uh? No,
no dude do Christopher Watkins.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Christopher Watkins give me a scenario though.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
Like Chrisipher Watkins. Uh, walking in the mall looking at stores.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Hey, they got a zebra in here. I like zebra.
I like to shop them. I'm gonna get a tie.
That was more Christopher walkin Christopher a little bit? Is
this world month?

Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
Seven days?

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
John Day and Rich we need a contestant.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
We're gonna play Payton's categories eight seven, seven, nine, three,
seven one four seven. We got tickets on the line
of ice Cube in the meantime while we wait for
a contestant. I learned something today about Peyton, but she
was talking to me like I I was. It was
one of those things where, like you know, I was
tenday years old when I learned about lie bumps.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Has anyone here ever heard of libumps.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
Is it some sort of skin infection?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I think so, miss spoiled bumps.

Speaker 9 (01:01:42):
Okay, So a lie bump is a bump that you
get on your tongue or like in your mouth when
you tell a lie.

Speaker 8 (01:01:51):
At least that's what the myth was, A live bump.

Speaker 9 (01:01:54):
It's literally called a lie bump, Like if you google
lie bump, it tells you what it is. And it's
like if you like accidentally bite your tongue or you
bite your lip. It's like a small lesion that pops
up that hurts, and it feels like a little bump
almost like you have like a pimple on the inside
of your mouth or on your tongue. And I got
one yesterday for probably the first time and no joke,
probably ten years, and I was like, I have not

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been fitting lately.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
I am a truther as of lately. I don't know
why I have a lie bump. And then I was
just like, have lied bumps been alied my whole life?

Speaker 9 (01:02:24):
Like I genuinely thought you got lie bumps when you lie,
but I didn't lie, So.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Why do I have a liebump? Do you have a
lied in ten years?

Speaker 8 (01:02:32):
I was saying, maybe not.

Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
That's probably a lie.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
You better watch out get another one. Have you've been
a long time, But you can't just get it by
accidentally biting your tongue.

Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
I think, well, I think that's what the myth is is.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Oh as you bite your tongue because correct.

Speaker 8 (01:02:47):
So it has this name of lie bump, and you
get the bump when you wat.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
I believe light bumps are small red or white bumps
that occur on the tongue. They can cause pain and discomfort.
They go away after two three days.

Speaker 8 (01:03:00):
Yeah, so annoying. But I got a lie bump yesterday
and I wasn't lying. I was being a truther.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
So can you protest your lie bump and it'll go away? Like, hey,
I was truthful. This does not need to be here, honestly,
it's going on.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
It says it's due to irritation, stress of certain foods.
It says nothing here about not telling the truth.

Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
So you were right, that was like the myth about it,
just what my.

Speaker 8 (01:03:21):
Mom told me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
So your parents did that to get you to.

Speaker 6 (01:03:26):
Unless they're called lie bumps, but they just happen to
be called lie bumps. It's not because you're telling you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
Yeah, like, but they always told me that it was
because I was lying.

Speaker 5 (01:03:34):
And you kind of you kind of held onto it
as a sort of truth.

Speaker 9 (01:03:38):
I genuinely really believed that up until yesterday when I
did not tell a lie and I got a li bump.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
You can't really prove it wrong, so you might as
well just be truthful.

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
But I guess that might just be an original experience
of mine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
How to get rid of them? Tell the truth?

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
The truth?

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
What movies that tell the truth?

Speaker 8 (01:03:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:03:57):
I don't know either.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
It seems like it could be a lot of movies.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
No at all. It's Concussion. Will Smith. Oh, yeah, I
fell asleep in that movie Concussion. Ye Denise, Hello, hy oh.
You're gonna play Payton's categories. You're playing five cube tickets?
How do you play? Peyton?

Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
We are gonna play I'm going to give you guys
a category.

Speaker 9 (01:04:17):
We're gonna go around the room a rapid fire, starting
with John j Rich Kyle, and then you, Denise, you
have to tell me what comes to the top of
your mind. If if it's the category, we move on
to the next person. But if you aren't quick with it,
if you don't have any energy, then you're out of
this game, all right, John Jay, starting with you, Denise,
you got the vibe? Yeah, perfect, Okay, you're gonna go
after Kyle. Every time you hear Kyle's boys, You're gonna

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go So John Jay starting with you. Round one is
like everyday life things. So the category is things that
you would find in your purse or your bag.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Go John Jay, napkin, let's stick, nail file, phone, chepstick,
dental loss, money, you papers, sunglasses, business cards, a pen, six,
reading glasses, receipts.

Speaker 8 (01:05:06):
I feel like we had glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
We had a glass.

Speaker 9 (01:05:08):
I said, sunglasses, sunglasses not taking it, No, reading glasses
taking it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
They are different, totally different. She's not taking it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:05:15):
All of her was glasses, and I'm putting my foot down.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
I mean I had more, but I was only doing
glasses because I thought somebody.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
Else would say glasses reading glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Totally different, that would be different.

Speaker 9 (01:05:28):
Relash my bad, but no, I'm We're gonna move on
to the next one because I said, so, okay, Rich
starting with you since John Jay got out. Round two
is like pop culture fun Okay. The category is celebrities
with a p in their name. You didn't want to

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say it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
I know, Prince uh er out to set the pope taken.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Yeah, Papa Roach, come on, I know I was giving
ideas like Perry.

Speaker 9 (01:06:09):
The plat was, I don't know. Okay, Denise, we are
going to start with you for round three. The category
is or the round is is foody time. So the
category is things that you eat with a spoon.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Go, Denise, cereal, oatmeal.

Speaker 8 (01:06:26):
Yogurt, ice free. It's the type of like lobster.

Speaker 6 (01:06:38):
It's funny that I was gonna any of my answers
because I eat almost everything with a spoon.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
I ate hamburger with a spoon. I eat pizza with
a spoon, peanut butter. I know, but I mean I
would have been if I would have said hamburger.

Speaker 6 (01:06:51):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 7 (01:06:52):
Is very versatile because I have to answer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
In my head the way you answer answer.

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
Is there any video if you eat pizza with a spoon.
I've never heard of such thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
No, but I eat a spoon.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
I'll use a spoon for whatever I eat, and then
I don't want to get other utensils dirty, so I use.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
The same spoon for everything else. The rest of the day.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
What are you trying to cut the pizza with the spoon?
Are you just scraping off the top of both?

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
I've done both.

Speaker 7 (01:07:12):
Did you just eat the pizza with your hands?

Speaker 6 (01:07:14):
Interesting because you're usually piping hot and just whatever if
it's in the box and I try to it's a
long story.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Makes everything a little extra.

Speaker 8 (01:07:22):
I think we need to see a video of you
doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
It's not like I do, like go out of my way. Oh,
pizza's here, let me get a spoon.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
Where's my pizza?

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
Like, my spoon is already out and I'm using it.

Speaker 6 (01:07:30):
I don't want to get other utensils dirty because then
I have to do the dishes and put them in
the dish washer. I get it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
So you think you're saving time, but you're creating a.

Speaker 8 (01:07:40):
Well, we're gonna move on to our final round. It's
the bonus round.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Rich.

Speaker 9 (01:07:43):
We're gonna start with you, Denise. Your only rule right
now is you can't get out. Okay, everybody else has
to get out before you do or you won't win.
But Rich, this bonus round it's for the laugh. The
category is noises that you make when you are annoyed.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Go ye.

Speaker 7 (01:08:06):
Uugh, lame?

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Cat Wow pass Really that's spid.

Speaker 9 (01:08:27):
That is mean, and you're out John jam making mean
things on my game today. Sorry buddy, you kind of
got cheated in the first and the last round. But
it's all right, John, Denise, I joined.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
It, tie did hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:08:41):
We'll say to those ice cube tickets, thank you, thank you,
thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
A couple of text messages.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
When you text us, you text JJR and then whatever
you want to say to the number nine six eight
ninety three, Uh, throw away the expired food, but make
sure you replace it with the new one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
That suggestion to your argument.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
That's a good solution, yes, but a lot of it's like,
you know, like leftover carry out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
She don't really replace that. It's kind of toss up.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
Was telling you about about my son buying this perfume
or this cologne and we keep it the fridge and
we're like, why do you have to keep it in
the fridge.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
And I was reading a message to Kyle. They said,
you got to keep it in the fridge because it's
mixed with urine.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
I know, Rich you put it on your skin, you
gros it smells fresh, wover's peeans like you know, gotta
clean di.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
Everybody liked the scent John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
I'll listened to this segment about what you bought from
a stranger and my husband was in the parking garage
and a pair of strangers came up offering to repair
the faded spots in the paint on the hood of
his car. They demoed a spot. It totally works. He
paid them eighty dollars to the whole thing. The next
day back to normal, he was, Oh man, Kyle's coming.

Speaker 7 (01:09:57):
To three things, and you know, could be the end
of an era for one very popular fast food chain.
I'll tell you which one next with John Jaye Rich.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Call the show and join the fun.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
With John Jane Rich.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
What are three things we need? Nilka.

Speaker 7 (01:10:15):
So this is kind of sad to me. The restaurant
chain Jack in the Box is closing up to two
hundred underperforming locations yep. Up to one hundred and twenty
of them have been open for more than thirty years,
and because they're not performing the way Jack in the
Box thinks they should, they're shutting them down. They're also
considering selling the Del Taco because I know four out

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of the six new Del Taco locations that open this year,
have already closed?

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
What's not doing?

Speaker 8 (01:10:44):
Go to Jack in the Box?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Do you to go to Dell Talk?

Speaker 8 (01:10:46):
Those yesterday?

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
Unrelated to mean, are they the same owners Jack in
the Box until talk or that's just happens to be
in the same type of story.

Speaker 7 (01:10:53):
Yeah, those are the same owners.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
The same owners. Oh wow, I didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:57):
Yeah, so of course there's individual owners whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
But the main man, that's shocking about it. I wonder
if it has anything to do.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
And I'm just making this up because you know, I
watch TV on the apps now and I wonder because
remember you used to see Jacket of Box commercials all
the time. I don't watch TV very much, so I
don't see the commercials when people aren't thinking about all
the specials. I mean, I just know I always get
the Chotagol Form nin nine tenths when I'm on a binge.

Speaker 5 (01:11:21):
Well, maybe they did to shrink that menu because they
always have new stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Maybe just go with the breakfast is fabulous.

Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
Well, if you want them to stop closing, you got
to go get yourself to.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Actually your fault because you used to I used to
support them.

Speaker 6 (01:11:33):
Yeah, right now you've gotten healthy breakfast cissants for breakfast
every day.

Speaker 7 (01:11:38):
Okay, So you know when you get a phone call
and you're like, who's this and it says on your
caller ID spam call or spam risk or whatever, right
or robo call, it'll say something like that. That's because
in twenty twenty one, AT and T's Verizon, T Mobile
and Comcasts were ordered to use this technology that actually
feeds these calls through like a caller ID to let

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you know. But apparently it's not like that on phones
with older technology, and now the FCC is trying to
stop that with a new order. That would mean every
single robocall would have to go through this technology. Didn't
matter if you have old technology, new technology, whatever. Everyone
deserves to know if it's a spam call so you
cannot pick up. Good congratulations to Jack Black. Just made

(01:12:21):
us music chart history and his very own unique way.
At thirty four seconds, Jack Black's Steve's Lava Chicken from
a Minecraft movie has now broken the record for shortest
song to reach the singles chart, hitting number seventy seven
on the Billboard One.

Speaker 9 (01:12:36):
That's where we're going, Jack Black, like he just does
something with those kind of songs like peaches.

Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
I know, I know, er Mario bros. Come on like
he killed it with that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Yeah, and that was on.

Speaker 7 (01:12:46):
I think that peaked at fifty six on the billboard,
had one hundred, which is pretty amazing. Should have been
number one, should.

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
Have been number one.

Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
A couple of text messages about Peyton's live bumps from
six o two says Filia Peyton. I was told the
same thing growing up, and now I tell my kids
that's a lie bump too, and somehow it always matches
up to and they would lie, and oh does the
truth start pouring out? And then someone else says, those
are called canker saws. If you bite your cheek or

(01:13:14):
you hurt your gums or your gump or your tongue, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
A canker storm.

Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
The bumps are different than those, right, definitely not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
You can definitely get a canker stor in that same
way described. But what I think the bumps are actually
a bump