One Ritual, Two Ritual, Red Ritual, Blue Ritual

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You're like, what's crack a leg?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
And this is the big boss dog snoopy degle, double.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Jigsel thingk boom, what you won't do.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about Red ten team, We're not talking
about last year.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Only dog y'all the glasses last, the big.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Snoop eegle, double jiggle in your face to be and
in the place to be. And you're listening to John
Jay and Rich, Wake your assu.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
There's a big debate about this woman on TikTok. I
think this is classic. Listen to her debate.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
The one thing that would make me cut a friend off.
I don't care how close we are, if we're best
friends we've been locked in for twenty five years, is
if you order fahitahs at my birthday dinner. You know
that it's my birthday and I'm the star of the show,
and so for you to order a big, sizzling, fulfilling
tray of fajitas, you know that when it comes out,
everybody's gonna say, Oh, what did you get?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh what's what?

Speaker 6 (00:53):
It's making all this noise, it's smoking everywhere.

Speaker 7 (00:56):
The waiter's got to have on mix.

Speaker 6 (00:57):
What are you doing trying to order something so tension
grabbing at my birthday dinner.

Speaker 8 (01:03):
I actually saw that video on TikTok a couple of weeks.

Speaker 9 (01:05):
Ago, and I said, damn right, girls, tell you ordered
some pinas on my day.

Speaker 8 (01:09):
Also, we're probably not going to Chili's on my birthday either.

Speaker 9 (01:12):
If my friends made reservations at Chilies, I would also
probably have a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
With though, the way she described Fida's, that's how they
bring out for he is. It's chaos. They bring out
all the vegetables, the sizzling thing. And now that's so
funny because it's not like they brought out a birthday
cake for somebody else. It's got more.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Pirro than a birthday cake. Though, don't you think I
don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:33):
I wouldn't have a problem with someone ordering for quitas.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I know, but that's what I'm saying. You'll get the
her point of view, the way we don't paint me,
the way we know, the way Peyton's about her.

Speaker 11 (01:41):
Things, I don't get it.

Speaker 9 (01:43):
Here's the thing, though, like I would probably order the
fietas if that was the case.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
If you heard she's ordered the pa I'll order two
figita exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
Round it up.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Also, who here on the show sets up multiple alarm clocks?
I do you do? Like? Where are yours? Are they
just two different ones on your phone or do you
haveving different parts of your house?

Speaker 11 (02:01):
There's eight of them on my phone.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, good?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And you do peyton to two on my phone?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Get rich multiple because I think if one of the
phone ones doesn't go off, none of the phone ones
are gonna go off. So I have them across the
room and an Alexa to that will wake me up.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Here's a nurse explaining why setting multiple alarms is bad
for your health.

Speaker 12 (02:19):
If you're somebody who sets multiple alarms, I have bad
news for you. Waking to multiple alarms every morning really
disrupts your room cycle frequently. This actually causes sleep in
our ship, increased drowsiness, fatigue, mood swings, and it also.

Speaker 11 (02:33):
Raises your cortisol levels.

Speaker 12 (02:34):
Every time your alarm goes off, you're in that fight
or fly response. So waking up like that multiple times
in the morning is very stressful. So when that alarm
goes off in the morning, don't keep traumatizing yourself.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Get up.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm gonna keep doing it.

Speaker 10 (02:53):
So I feel like I got to ease into waking up,
you know what I mean. So it's like I'll set
one at like three, and then three or five and
then three ten. I know I got to get out
of bed like that. Like, but I know when I
press the snooze the first time, I'm cool. I get
five more minutes of sleep. Okay, one more time, all right,
I get five more minutes of sleep.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
But that's always your routine. It's not like the alarm
goes off one time.

Speaker 11 (03:16):
The alarm never goes off one time, and I'm out
of bed.

Speaker 9 (03:18):
Okay, does Scott wake up with you?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
No?

Speaker 11 (03:21):
Because my alarm is actually just it doesn't make noise.
It's on vibray.

Speaker 9 (03:25):
Oh okay, that makes sense because anytime, anytime Kadeem has
his alarms, he does.

Speaker 8 (03:30):
The same way like you.

Speaker 9 (03:31):
And if I'm still asleep and it's like a Saturday,
I like kick him. I'm like, dude, turn your stupid
alarm off.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I like, it's so mad.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I feel like I'm trained my alarm. I have it
really loud, right because I don't want to. I want
to wake up, but I don't want to bother my wife.
So somehow I've trained myself to get up before my
alarm goes up.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
That's reasy.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
And then what I do is this is so weird.
I lay in bed and in my head I go
over everything I'm about to do. So I feel like
when you get up here a zombie, right. So I
tell myself, I'm gonna GetUp, I'm gonna do this, and
then I'll get to the car and drive to the station.
If I don't do that, I'll miss something. That process
it's such as it takes me exactly an hour from

(04:10):
when my alarm goes off to when I walk in
this door. So I think that's good, and you live.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I get all the really faz it takes me about
an hour, and I live way for a way like
I thought I.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Did the math. Like if I didn't do all these things,
I think I could sleep an extra hour for fifty
minutes in the morning, when you say get ready, make
it's not like I'm putting pants on and getting dressed,
putting my hair and makeup.

Speaker 10 (04:30):
It takes me an hour to get It takes every
minutes to get out of bed, to go through all
of the things you have to do, forty minutes the.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Ritual just out of curiosity. Does it take you longer
to get ready for bed? Because you do a lot
to get ready for bed too.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
It's longer to get ready in the morning than it
is for.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Bed, okay, because when you go to bed, you've got
a whole.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Process for it. And I just added a couple of
new things to it too, Like what what's the new
black seat oil? I saw this TikTok from some Egyptians,
and these Egyptians so that they've been taking this black
seat oil that helps with your gut and inflammation on TikTok.
So I reached out to a friend of mine that's
kind of he's like me, but a thousand times worse,
like he does more, more things possible. And he says, oh, yeah,
I take it every day. And I was like, all right,

(05:07):
give me the brand. You told me the brand. I
got it. So I took it for the first time yesterday,
and then my son camp every time he eats, he
goes for a walk. It is supposed to be good
for you. So last night after dinner, it's the second
time I've done it. I went for a walk after
eating and to John Jay and Rich call the show
and join the Fun eighty seven rich sporting Katie and

(05:30):
may Sa. Hello, Hi, you gonna play game with us?
You ready for Lego Land tickets?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I am all right?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
What do we play? Nick?

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Today? We're playing counteract you guys.

Speaker 13 (05:40):
I've got a bunch of clips from actors and actresses.
Your job is to guess who said clip is, and
you have ten seconds to guess or to say as
many movies that this person has been in. I like
to thee my Gamesnumber one and number two movies in

(06:01):
the country right.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Now are owned by Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively.

Speaker 13 (06:06):
So we're gonna do former co stars of Blake Lively
and Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Okay, So we're gonna start with John Jay.

Speaker 8 (06:17):
This thing I do to remember people's names.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Natalie, Oh my god, God, I know that scenms so bad. Yeah,
you sure do.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Go it is not Kristen Wig.

Speaker 13 (06:33):
Any guesses in the ROOMA.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Faris is correct. Good job, Kyle. So Kyle gets one point,
John Jay, Good luck, next round.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
Rick as you welcome by.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Well come on.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Okay, of course the movie perfect pitch and that is
the pitch perfect. Sorry, I was like, no, we'll get backwards, Okay,
on the actor. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
my god, oh my god. She's also a show.

Speaker 13 (07:07):
She's also why Kyle for the steel again, Kendrick. Two
points for Kyle. She's in a movie with who Blake Lively?
Which one a simple oh simple?

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, okay, good.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Hold on a simple favor. It was really good, creepy.

Speaker 13 (07:27):
So Kyle already with two points in this game, and
ironically enough, it is her turn.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Keep it going, keep it going.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
That was so tight.

Speaker 14 (07:36):
No no, no, oh my gosh, I don't know, Hugh
jackmansh No, I'm sorry, not Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Any guesses in.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
The room, rich rich sounds like post malone.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Nope, it's not post malone, idiot, I haven't. This was
the easier one. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Guys.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
What we're looking for is Channing Tatum.

Speaker 13 (08:06):
Was in two movies with Ryan Reynolds, dead Pool Wolverine
and Free Guy.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Uh so, Katie, it's your turn now, good luck.

Speaker 11 (08:14):
Okay on, here's your quarterback, all right, you protect his
blind side.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
When you look at him, you think of me.

Speaker 15 (08:21):
That's the blind side job.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Correct proposal. That's right.

Speaker 13 (08:31):
Okay, So after one round, Kyle and Katie are tied
up at two points, and we'll move on to John Jay.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
This burrito is delicious, but it is feeling.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Will Ferrell, uh huh. Anchorman, uh huh. And and and
he's been in Achorman too, uh huh. He's in Step Brothers.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
He's in uh like the stupid I.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
What about the one with Ryan Reynolds that you just
love you just love it?

Speaker 3 (08:59):
The others so much?

Speaker 5 (09:00):
How about we were we were looking.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
For Spirited Spirit.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Such a good movie.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Congratulations, John Jay, you have taken the lead with four points.

Speaker 13 (09:11):
Okay, this is I'm sorry, this this clue was was
written down with someone else in mind, but we'll give
it to Rich anyway. W Levano Okay, and that's not correct. Huh,

(09:36):
your shirt's not it's a Lady Ganga one.

Speaker 16 (09:42):
Guys.

Speaker 13 (09:42):
Of course we're looking for Rita Aura. Of course she's
in Detective Pikachu with of course Rich bigseg. This game
is so sorry, Rich Kyle.

Speaker 10 (09:59):
That's Hugh Jackman, Yeah Man, Deadpool, dead Pool, Wolverine.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Well, he's in Wolverine.

Speaker 11 (10:06):
He's in the X Men movies, all of them on
did you nine ten in them? I ain't getting timers,
so I just keep.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Going no, it's fine. It's fine.

Speaker 13 (10:15):
Kyle takes the lead here by two points and Katie, listen,
we're just really really praying for you here.

Speaker 17 (10:25):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Can you play it again?

Speaker 17 (10:27):
Rich, I have no idea, Austin Powers, I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
So the game is.

Speaker 13 (10:38):
Based on movies that Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are
coaster or I have co stars in right.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Number one movie in America is Deadpool and Wolverine.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
You're looking for.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Ryan Reynolds as he was in Deadpool and Wolverine.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, it was almost have seen Deadpool yet?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Oh man, Okay, you still get the tickets. Hold on
a lot of Katie, hold on, hold on, it's John
Jay and Rich. Hi must have hound beat hope, pege.
What's the vibe for horse gropes today?

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Well, I'm going to tell you what your zodiac sign
says about your favorite TikTok aesthetic.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
If you text us, you text jj R and your
message to nine six eight ninety three, or read your
text messages and I got I've got a cancer. That
all she said. The person text to said, Hi, I'm
a cancer. And then we got Maggiana and Maggie, I
believe you're a cancer as well.

Speaker 9 (11:33):
Yes, okay, perfect, yeah, totally perfect, all right, cancers. You're
sensitive and nurturing, and you have a love for all
things cute and comforting. So the soft girl aesthetic, with
its pastel colors, oversized sweaters, and gentle vibes, is.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
The perfect reflection of your sweet and caring nature.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Totally true.

Speaker 8 (11:52):
Yes, I love soft girl aesthetic.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's a bad.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
It is, all right, Maggie, have a great day, by Jennifer.
What's your signing? Good morning?

Speaker 18 (12:04):
Hi, I am a scorpio. Good morning, Good.

Speaker 9 (12:06):
Morning, my scorpios, your TikTok aesthetic. You're mysterious, You're intense,
and you're drawn to the deeper things in life. So
the dark Academia asthetic is a mood with your color, paleque,
gothic vibes and intellectual undertones, and it perfectly matches your
dark personality.

Speaker 18 (12:26):
All right, I would say that's true.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Wow, you're nailing them this morning.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Hey, I'm on my cane.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
All right, Jeffer, I have a great day you too,
Thank you. I got a Texas is John Jay Rich,
Can I get an aries horoscope?

Speaker 8 (12:39):
Definitely? Aries. You guys are bold, You guys are confident.
And you love to stand out.

Speaker 9 (12:43):
The baddie aesthetic, with its fierce makeup, looks, statement outfits
and boss energy, is totally an aries vibe.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
All right, good morning, Susan. What's your sign?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Are you cooking to me?

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Are you Susan?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Remember me? Swee? I'm a cat.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Gli Okay, yes, Capricorn.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
You guys are ambitious.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
You guys are practical, and you are always focused on
your goals. So the business casual asthetic, with its tailored suits,
structured blazers, and sophisticated style, is your go to luck.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I'm the googie has of a banking boy. I was
a supervisor of the legal department of the second largest
bank in America when I was only seventeen.

Speaker 9 (13:35):
I had the least Okay, well that's what business casualist.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
But now I want to hear that I got a
zillion dollars coming Tell me that one.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I mean, you would know better than most.

Speaker 18 (13:45):
You got.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
You got a zillion dollars coming your way?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Oh that is absolutely on point. You are so good
with this, still sing, I keep going.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
All right, I have a great day. She called them
last week. Remember that one or so spelt the show
Nick spellt s h O N E E and I
was like, Shony, and I was like, wait a minute,
all right, it's yeah, I know, it's okay, should go ahead.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Hi guys, all right, Gemini is my Gemini.

Speaker 8 (14:26):
You guys are curious.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
You guys are versatile, and you love to express many sides. See,
you're the alt aesthetic. You guys have a mix of punk,
grunge and emo influences and it matches your ever changing personality.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Boom, what about.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
I don't think I've ever seen Sha not in black,
So I think this this fits.

Speaker 19 (14:47):
Guys. You guys have a good one.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
You're Leo. Let's wrap up with Leo.

Speaker 9 (14:53):
Yeah, so Leo's we are the star of the show
and we love to be in the spotlight. So the
e Girl aesthetic, with its bold makeup, vibrant air colors,
and dramatic look, let's us express our creative side, all
while making sure eyes are on us.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
If you missed your horoscope today, they are all up
at Johnjenrich dot com. It's John j and Rich by
working Sarah. What happened to you with vegas?

Speaker 17 (15:20):
So I almost got kidnapped?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
What dang?

Speaker 17 (15:23):
Yeah? So when I turned twenty one. I was in
a toxic relationship. I wasn't quote unquote allowed to go
out drinking and partying. So when I turned twenty two,
I would like kind of date in this girl who
was playing for the LPGA, and she took me to
Vegas with some.

Speaker 18 (15:38):
Of her friends.

Speaker 17 (15:39):
We went to Vegas, I got We went to Hakkasan
at or I don't know how to say it, at MGM,
and I got really drunk, probably ten minutes in and
they kicked me out because I said I was going
to throw up because I felt like I was going
to throw up, so they kicked me out. My friends
were like, okay, we'll call you an uber. They didn't
even take me to the Uber. So I'm finding my
way to the uber pick up and this ra guy

(16:00):
he's like dressed real nice, like he had like gold
chains on, and he was not American. He was foreign.
He didn't speak great English. He grabs me, throws me
in his raine robe front seat. He's like, i'm your uber,
I'll take you. So then he's driving me and he's like,
i'll take you to your hotel, but let's go fight
seeing and I'm like, I'm you know, I was not
all there, so I was like, okay, whatever. So then

(16:21):
we're driving. We passed my hotel I was staying at
the Mirage, which is like pretty centered on the strip,
and we're driving, driving, driving. We get to the end
of the strip and we're like over by the Las
Vegas sign that's like kind of away from the strip,
and I was like, I'm gonna throw up. You need
to stop. So he pulls over where the Las Vegas
sign is and he like kicks me out of his

(16:41):
range rover because I was going to throw up all
over the place. Next thing you know, I'm in the ambulance.
I had like stiletto heels on. Apparently I was trying
to fight with my stiletto heels, so they took my
shoes from me. I woke up in the hospital the
next day, like totally unaware of what was going on
or what was happening. Apparently they said they found me
at the last you signed, just thrown up on the

(17:01):
side of the road, and they took me and like,
thankfully my stomach didn't have to be pumped, but I was.
I was blacked out at that point, so I don't
really remember much after he kicked me out.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Of his car.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
That is terrible, scary. So what about the girls that
you were with that just left you stranded? Because I
kind of had not a kidnapping story, but a similar
story in Vegas.

Speaker 8 (17:21):
And I don't talk to the girls that left me stranded,
women golfers.

Speaker 17 (17:24):
The one girl, the one girl I mean, and who
were like kind of dating, not publicly because I don't
think she was out yet or I don't know if
she is now, but we were kind of dating. Sound like, girl,
you're supposed to take care of me. I didn't really
know her friends very well, but the next morning they
had said, like, we tried to like file a police
report and call you and text you. I had no

(17:45):
missed calls or text I was like, whatever, but I
don't talk after that trip, I like we all drove
back in like silence. I have my I have not
talked to them since.

Speaker 19 (17:53):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Yeah, I mean, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
So it's not happened to Thank God You're safe.

Speaker 20 (17:58):
So wrong.

Speaker 17 (18:01):
Had I not like probably gotten ready to throw up,
who knows where I would have been? He would you know,
he probably wouldn't have kicked out of his range robe.
He would have just kept driving. I would have gone.

Speaker 13 (18:12):
It was.

Speaker 17 (18:13):
It was fun though, you know, and I've gone to
Vegas and had a great time to since.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
It.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Now, what if he was taking you some beautiful mansion.
He was gonna give you a bunch of money and say, hey,
just have a fun weekend here man, take my car,
have a great time. Take the private jet home. Take
the private jet home.

Speaker 17 (18:29):
I know I should have, you know, had I not
been so drunk, I probably could have found out.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
But you called us in the back of a range
over right now. Yeah, Yeah, that's a crazy story. It's
almost like it's very similar to the hangover.

Speaker 17 (18:44):
Yeah, I mean it was definitely a hangover experiencespital and
not knowing I got there, I ubered back to my
hotel and then I spent the whole day at the
pool drinking again, but not as not as much.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Well, thank you for sharing that story with us. Got joy.
Thank you let me too. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Bye, it's John Jay and rich sad morning start. You
were day with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 14 (19:10):
I wake up with my favorite artists and it's Billy Eilis,
it's Teddy Swims and you're listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
So if you remember a couple of weeks ago. I remember, Kyle,
you were talking about some mosquito bites. You got lots
of mosquito bites. You have no sums, right right, And
this is stacks and hacks where I do over stacks
of information and rich you got life hacks. So the
no seums get this. There are four reasons why mosquitos
love you.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Four.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Do you fit into one of these categories? You just exercised,
not usually you're wearing dark clothing. Yeah, okay, you were
drinking alcohol. No, maybe this next one. You haven't showered.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Usually a specific type.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Of bacteria, and we have more bacteria near ankles and feet,
and that's why the mosquitoes are targeted toward you.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
That's so weird.

Speaker 11 (19:58):
I had always heard it was like your blood type.
They certain blood type.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Well how they know, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (20:04):
And then I also heard it had something to do
with your gut health and then your diet, like if
you eat more sweets, they're more attracted to you.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Did you know that schools now teach a different alphabet
song than the one we learned.

Speaker 9 (20:15):
Yes, what it's like going viral, It's basically the same,
like a B, C, D, E, F g except for
the tone is just different.

Speaker 8 (20:21):
Oh I thought it was.

Speaker 11 (20:22):
Is it the elemental p.

Speaker 9 (20:26):
A B, c d E, f g.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
H I j k l M n O P q
r s T qu v w x y z.

Speaker 10 (20:39):
Now I never will forget how to say the alpha be.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I don't like it.

Speaker 8 (20:48):
I'm not here for it.

Speaker 15 (20:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
But they basically want to chop it up because the
element T or whatever it is, elemental P.

Speaker 8 (20:55):
Maybe that's where they chopped it up. Dang it, elemento
B sounds like one word.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
But I tested my ten year old nephew on this
and I said, king, sing me the alphabet, and he's
singing the alphabet.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
The right way.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
So I don't know.

Speaker 11 (21:07):
Okay, hashag keep element op then you go, there you go,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Now I know my ABC's won't you sing with me? Yeah? Heck,
that's other things you could be working on and chase
the alphabet thing. Here's a couple of good news stories.
A woman in South Carolina hit the lottery for three
hundred thousand dollars just days after losing your job, and
a guy in North Carolina hit the lottery for two
hundred thousand dollars after a fortune cookie told him, don't

(21:34):
miss out on your chance to win big what I
bought a lottery ticket.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
That's the first fortune cookie ever that's actually hit.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Do you guys have air freshers in your house? And
where do you put them?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Rich on the floor?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Where in the hall? Okay, haying do you?

Speaker 9 (21:47):
I put one in my closet and I keep them
basically everywhere there's an.

Speaker 11 (21:50):
Outlet, Kyle, do you yeah? Same, They're like all over where.
They're just plugged in the wall.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Seng Shwey Experts says the best place for an air
fresher isn't your living room. It's right by front door,
so you're hit with a nice smell when you walk in,
and it's not too strong everywhere else.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I like that.

Speaker 9 (22:04):
I recommend putting an air freshener in your closet, though,
because it is nice walking into a fresh smelling closet
was closed, I could.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
See that thirty two hundred three thy two hundred year
old Egyptian tablet was found and it was like from
some office back in the day, and they had attendants
and work absences written down on the see and ancient
Egyptians the reason for skipping a work day because they
were embalming their brother brewing beer and stung by a scorpion.

(22:32):
This is all true.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
Those are good stung by a scorpions.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
They had offices back then.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
That's interesting, whatever they do. Vietnamese doctors removed a live
two foot long eel from a man's abdomen after it
chewed through his intestines. The man had intentionally inserted a eel.

Speaker 8 (22:49):
If you know what I'm saying, Oh my gosh, did
he survive?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah? No, one knows why you did that though. In
a new survey, a new poll, twenty seven percent of
Americans say they're worried they're becoming their parents. The average
person and realizes that they act like their parents right
around thirty years old, I'm so much like.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
My mom, and it's actually kind of really annoying. Really yeah,
because she does stuff that's annoying.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
And then I right, like, what's your most mom quality?

Speaker 9 (23:12):
Like when we're talking about something and then we just
switch topics, Like you'll be asking me about something and
I'll be like.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
So, Kyle, I'm rich. We go for life hacks.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Let's talk about being back to school or anytime you
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You get nervous and you study and then you forget
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you're gonna use for a test that has a scented

(23:43):
eraser like strawberries or even I think they even like
have broccoli smelling ones. Really, I know it's gress, but
they have one and you take a whiff while you're
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Speaker 5 (24:08):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
You can text us. You text JJR your message to
nine six eight nine three. Hey guys, I'm listening on
the iHeartRadio app nightly from Green Bay, Wisconsin. I listened
to your podcast. Don't know how I found you, guys,
but I'm glad I did. Keep up the great work.
Thanks Mike. That's cool, Thanks Mike. So you just text
JJR whatever you want to say to nine six eight

(24:30):
ninety three. Okay, So something that pain was texted me
last night like it sounds like you're all in your like,
well this is check this out.

Speaker 7 (24:36):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Yeah, so what's the trend?

Speaker 9 (24:38):
So it's this trend right now and it's called insta
Guru and basically you use it through chat GPT, the
app that you can download on your phone, and essentially
Insta Guru breaks down your Instagram profile and can roast
you in a certain type of way. So what I
did is I took screenshots of my Instagram bio in
a screenshot of my Instagram feed, and I said, can

(25:01):
you analyze my Instagram like a snotty teenage girl? And
chat GBT Instaguru absolutely roasted me. So then I decided
I was like, wait, let me see what it does
for John J. Rich and Kyle and they absolutely roasted
you guys as well. I thought it was really cool
because some of the things that were on there were
actually kind of beneficial in a way.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
It kind of made me sit back and be.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
Like, hold on, let me go and delete some of
these things. Chat gbt's right over here.

Speaker 8 (25:27):
So if I thought it was pretty.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
Cool, and it like does things like bio breakdown. It
comments on your followers, It comments on your content, vibe,
your aesthetic, and then it gives you like an overall
synopsis of what your Instagram is.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
So I actually like two in legit ways to help
you fix your Instagram. So it's not a funny thing
like here roast your Instagram. It's not funny, like I mean,
you can do it that way they did and you
took it for serious.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah, and I took it.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
Well what they had said about my instagram. So my bio, right,
I have John Jay and Rich on my Instagram. I'm
a girls basketball coach.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I have that on there.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
So it roasted my.

Speaker 9 (26:01):
Bio and it says you're out here flexing your radio
collab ambitions and basketball coach vibes. So do you want
to be a boss, babe? But are we shooting hoops
or shooting content? Pick a lane or better yet own both?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
But do better, bab?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I know.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
Isn't that like so good?

Speaker 9 (26:18):
And it comments on your highlights like those little circle
things that you have on there. I thought it was
so good and it was so funny, and the one
that I got a roast about was one of my selfies,
and it's like you're serving the real you. But some
of these picks are like, did I accidentally open Snapchat?
Let's give a little bit more energy?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Says, So did you change anything on your bio because
of what it said pick a lane?

Speaker 9 (26:40):
I haven't gone to do it yet, but guess I'm
going to go through and change it. And basically what
I took from this is I'm going to lean into
both and I'm just going to start creating content with
some of my basketball players that I coached. You know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
I was listening. No, don't yes, yeah, I said, or.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Both, but do better what.

Speaker 9 (27:00):
We're rich It talks about your follower count. It's pretty solid,
and it's that you didn't get that blue check just
for being cute like that kind of vibe. But it
says your bio's fine, but where's the flavor? Your emojis
are cute, but plucks a little bit more, add some spice, Richie.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Basically what it says.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Does it say anything about the shirt he's worrying today?

Speaker 15 (27:19):
No?

Speaker 9 (27:19):
It does have some comments about your photos, though, rich
It says your photos are clear and bright, so kudo's
there but you can use a little bit more variety,
throwing some candid shots or maybe a few moody, artsy
picks to mix up.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
You know what you did the other day, you were
you posted video which I thought was cool. You're like
in your studio and you're jamming the guitar, and you're like,
this is my friend. He's got drums and bass. I'm
adding my guitar. Remember when you said that, you go,
my friend, I'll put his name up here just a second.
You pointed up to the corner and he never did.
It's going up right here.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
A little more.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Flavor.

Speaker 9 (27:57):
What about about Kyle's and it says first impression, Let's
be real, your grid has a little bit of an
identity crisis. It's giving family fun vibes mixed with some
random life moments. So if you're trying to go full
influencer mode, we need to refine the aesthetic a little
bit more. It's a mix of wholesome family content and
yogurt bark.

Speaker 21 (28:17):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
How dare they say wholesome content? That's a huge compliment.
That's a huge.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
I made the yogurt bark with my daughter, so that
kind of still goes it definitely doesn't have an aesthetic.

Speaker 8 (28:33):
It does look like, actually, Kyle's good.

Speaker 9 (28:39):
She actually has the best Instagram out of all of us.
But it says, Kyle, your ig is like the girl
next door who's super sweet and everyone likes, but she
needs to decide if she's going to stay in her
comfy sweats.

Speaker 8 (28:49):
Or go all out with a killer outfit.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
A little bit more cohesion and clarity and you'll be
slaying the Instagram game.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Okay, disagree with that, Like, how come you can't be
both of those? You're showing a full rounded person. I
like to hang out in my pajamas. Then I got
sometimes you a little bit. But that's not a slam.

Speaker 10 (29:06):
But I see it though, because actual influencer Instagram feeds
do have just one lane and they go with that.

Speaker 11 (29:13):
But like, I don't see myself as an influencer, so
I just sharing my life.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Okay, so far within Rich and Kyle, is there anything
that she said that you would change in your because
of what you just read?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, I would. I would kind of juice it up
a little bit because that's what I'm saying, to do some.

Speaker 9 (29:27):
More guitar music playing Rich that God, No, that's what
instagom Instagram.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
You've been waiting. No, there's a long time.

Speaker 18 (29:42):
It's a long time.

Speaker 15 (29:46):
That is so nice.

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Singer Rich's long time gets in your hand?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Done on that story? So you got mine have gone away?

Speaker 9 (29:59):
You are, John Jay, and yours are pretty fine. Your aesthetic.
It says that your Instagram grid is all over the place.
We've got everything from memes to personal close ups, which
is fine, but we're lacking cohesion. Seems like it's a
theme between all of us. You need to pick a
theme or a vibe and stick to it. Your overall
synopsis for you, John Jay, is you're doing great with
your authenticity and being fun, but let's be more real.

(30:22):
Your account could be way more lit with a little
bit more polish and intention.

Speaker 8 (30:26):
Amp up your captions and get on trend.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
That's what it hass for you.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Amp up by captions. Oh you know what's funny, because
I've been testing out stuff, like like I think if
I put a lot into caption, it doesn't go to work.
But if I just put a smiley face, it usually
takes some Like I have three videos that have over
one hundred million likes, and those videos I just put
a smiley face. So I thought that had something to
do with it. So I don't want to post a
lot in the caption because I thought no one's going
to read it.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
But you need to hamp them up.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Say something about you. I thought you said something to
me about it briefly, something else about my thing that
was like, screw you.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
How your bio is giving dad vibes?

Speaker 9 (31:04):
Yeah, your bio is giving dad vibes, and you've got
the dad flex down. But we need a little bit
more personality. We need something that screams I'm more than
just a cool dad.

Speaker 8 (31:13):
I am the cool dad. That's what your slam was.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Now, how do you do That's like you're you're proud
of your kids, so you you put pictures of your
kid up.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
That's your slam. No, you like you're oh yeah, oh nice,
Okay dad. I think I say dad in my bio.
I think I hope I say husband first. Oh my god,
you go to therapy because of the Instagram. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
I thought it was really cool though.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
All right, John Jay and Rich John Jane Rich, it's
time for forgive me Friday. All right, Oscar, are you
looking for forgiveness or you going to ask somebody to
forgive you or you want to forgive somebody, How can

(31:59):
we help you?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
I am asking. I guess you could say for forgiveness
for myself.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Okay, okay, And who's the person that you are going
to ask them to forgive you?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
It's it's my friend Khalil. I gotta apologize. He helped
me out with something and I really screwed it up.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Okay. How long you has been pals? What's a little
bit of the story here. Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
So I've known him since high school? Uh and uh,
like we're still friends. He lives in La. We we
chat through Instagram, you know, uh, you know, going back
and forth. So long story short. I went to a
trip in La. He wanted to spend the weekend there
and I wanted to get a rental car. But I
didn't really want to get a rental. I wanted to
get it through him. He rents his car out on

(32:46):
a app called Turo, and he does it like when
he goes on business trips. So I reached out to
him and I was like, hey, man, is the car
available this weekend? And he said that it was, and
I go, how much is it gonna be? And he goes,
since where He've known each other for a long time,
don't worry about it, like he did it pro bono. Yeah,

(33:07):
and it was it was really it was really cool,
and so I was super thankful. And then like literally,
I'm not kidding. Literally three hours after having the car,
I backed into a yellow pole on Activist and I
mean there was damage, and I was freaking out. I
was like, he just let me borrow it, you know,
And I did this. So I took it to a

(33:28):
body shop to get a quote, and it was like
seven thousand dollars seven grand to get this because there's
a twenty twenty one Dodge Challenge, so like it's a
it's a nice cover, new car, and I don't have
that type of money. So I I when I dropped
the car off, he won't even be back from his trip.

(33:48):
So I'm like super stressed.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
So he has no idea about this yet.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
No, he has no clue, no clue. Yeah. And another
thing is he's when I knew him high school and
and and honestly even you know now he's he gets
he's a little high strung. He I guess the high head.
I don't know if the high head would be a
good word. To describe it, but he's a little high strung.
He tends to kind of blow up the handle a

(34:13):
little bit. I don't know. So I'm just trying to
figure out how to ease into telling him that I screwed.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Up this bad is there is there any way that
you could just pretend you never went there, you never
borrow the car, you know, use the car. And then
when he calls you, like I ended up not going
and then he just shows up, comes back home and.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Like you call it like you're calling a favor. I
don't know who to hit your car, man, but it
was really bad. No no, no, no no no.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Like he calls you, he's like, dude, put you in
my car. And you're like, well, oh god, I never
went to l A. I don't know. Yeah, And he's like,
you didn't bang up my car. Well out to your car,
Like unless you've been posting pictures of you like selfie's
in the car before, you know, that's a good friend.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
If you get like a hypnotist, the gas it him
into believing that I never borrowed his car.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
That's two grand. No proof of you in the car.
You could say it never happened, you never went you
never borrowed.

Speaker 8 (35:04):
The car that, Yeah, you don't want to do that.

Speaker 11 (35:08):
That's not a good friend.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Or now he can we call him, you apologize, and
then you work together on some sort of insurance fraud
it in that way you can. That's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, let's be a part of that.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
All those os are way better than and what I
feel like is about to happen.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
So we're gonna call him, You're gonna apologize to him,
and then you got to figure figure.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
It out, right, Yeah, yeah, I just I just hoped.
I was hoping that, like you guys, calling him somehow,
he would bring the hammer down on me too. Too bad.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
It's almost like it's also breaking bad news, right because
you tell him you're gonna ask for his forgiveness and
he well, first you got to tell him the bad
news because he's out of town. So you got to
tell him, thanks, let me borrow your car. I crashed
your car, and please forgive me. And it's gonna cost
seven thousand. Hopefully you have unders when you were a Touro,
I did my car in Turo. I put in Turo. Yes.

(35:59):
In fact, I happen to know the person that runs Turo.
So there must be some sort of insurance thing.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
I just can't remember.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
There has to because I remember them coming to get
my shirt. There's a whole thing.

Speaker 11 (36:09):
But the problem is is he just let Oscar borrow it,
not like he was.

Speaker 9 (36:14):
Like no worry good, So it wouldn't even qualify under
whatever insurance he has, like.

Speaker 11 (36:20):
Turo doesn't even have record of it.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Oscar start like this, good news. Your car goes backwards
really fast. Really, that's the incredible engine backwards.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
A hold on the line. We'll get Khalil on and
uh and we'll see see how it unfolds. Okay, my friend, okay,
all right, all right, hold on. It's forgive me Friday.
And it continues next with John Jaye Ritchet Oscar and
he wants to beg for forgiveness from his friend Khalil.

(36:53):
The deal is right now, Oscar. Khalil lives in La.
You're going to La. You called Khalil. He's got his
car in Turo, which is like Airbnb, it's like Vrbo
for cars, and and you went. You told him, hey,
I'm coming to La. I want to use your car.
And he says, you know what, dude, just you take
my car. He was out of town, right, Kilo was like,
I'm going out of town, go ahead and use my car,
No big deal. The problem is you backed into a

(37:14):
poll when you took it to the dealership wherever you
took it. It's seven thousand dollars in damage. Now Khalil
is still out of town, so we're calling him out
of town. You're gonna beg for forgiveness. And then you
also got to somehow you gotta tell them what happened.
I mean, I don't know what's gonna happ I mean
I don't know. I mean unless whatever insurance. Yet still
you still have insurance, and you still got to be like,

(37:35):
hey company, dude, you wouldn't believe the insurance. The stuff
we're dealing with right now with love Pop and car insurance.
It's like my wife actually said to me yesterday, she goes,
we might have to close the shelter down because car
insurance is so expensive.

Speaker 8 (37:47):
Oh my god, I know.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
And then she said, I go, well, maybe we could
just not have a vehicle and we just have to
have people who go that extra mile and do stuff
on their own. But like that's that's this is a
story for another day. But it's crazy.

Speaker 11 (37:59):
My goodness.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Our car insurance for Love Pup is through the roof,
which makes no sense because it's a dog shelter nonprofit.
But anyway, Oscar, you ready to call Khalil? Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
How about hi?

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Is Khalil available?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Oh sweet?

Speaker 22 (38:27):
Hi.

Speaker 9 (38:27):
My name is Peyton and I'm with the John Jay
and which morning show. We just wanted to talk to
you on the radio really quickly. If that's okay with you?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Sure? Are you still on the road out of town? Yeah?
I am okay. So we have this segment on our show.
We have a couple We have several segments, but there's
two segments that kind of apply to you. One segment
called Breaking Bad News, where we have bad news that
we need to tell you, and we usually do it
with a friend on the on the air because it's

(38:55):
easier to take bad news and it's easier to receive
bad news when you have friends with you, and we
would be your friends. Okay, that's one segment. The other
segment is called Forgive Me Friday, where people call up
and apologize or they call up and like demand to
be apologized too. Are you following me so far A.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Khalil, Yeah, I got you?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Okay, did we wake you up? Okay? All right, all right,
So at any rate, we have a friend of yours
that wants you to participate in one of those two segments.
In fact, you could pick whichever one you want.

Speaker 22 (39:34):
I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
I would go, let's go with forgive me Friday, since
it is a Friday. Okay, okay, all right, So we're
going to bring the friend up so you could stay
hi to this friend. But I want to make sure
you're awake so you could listen and pay attention because
you seem a little groggy.

Speaker 22 (39:48):
I'm awake. I'm just surprised someone's apologize to me.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Okay. Well, the friend that once apologize to you is
Oscar Oscar. Are you there?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Okay, So you guys go ahead and chat. Shout it up,
all right?

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Uh Khalil's it's oh hey man, I'm you sound called
and I hope you stay that way. I first of all,
I want to say, dude, thank you for letting me
borrow your car when I was in town. But I
have to apologize.

Speaker 15 (40:17):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
I actually went backed into a yellow pole and it
did some damage. I took it to a body shop
to get a quote and they said it was gonna
be like seven grand, and bro, I don't have that
type of money right now. I swear i'll pay you back.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
I'm so sorry. I know you got that car.

Speaker 22 (40:35):
That's yeah, you know what I already I already knew that,
So it's really not that serious. I kind of already knew.
You know that neighbor about yeah, the one that lives
across the street, the nose, the one he looks at
my when I'm gone, and I already got the damages
from him, so I already knew it.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
All good.

Speaker 22 (41:00):
It's really all good. You just can't ever use my
car again. But it's not that it's not the big
of a deal.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Oh dude, man, I feel so terrible. Bro.

Speaker 22 (41:12):
No, it's that it is for trust and believe, I
really got good at shirts. I just know you can't
use the car again. But when when I'm not back
in town, and when you're back in town, you can
definitely pay me back in beer and liquor.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
It's done, it's done, yeah, beer, Yeah, whatever you need, man,
whatever you need, broke.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
But is the opposite of the hothead that was sold
to us. He's like, it's fine, we got it.

Speaker 8 (41:39):
Yeah, totally grew up.

Speaker 22 (41:41):
I already knew about this. I thought it was gonna
be something serious.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Okay, because I mean, your car will never be the
same no matter what they do. I agree with that
one that stuff back together. It doesn't matter if these
original parts not that. It's just not the same way hard.
That's why when you look at a car, fact it'll
tell you when you go buy a used car if
it's been in a wreck, because most people a yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Thanks, especially when it doesn't look like it has seven
thousand dollars of damage, and it is seven thousands of damage.
That means the stuff that's damaged and stuff inside that
you can't tell computer things. So you'd be positive.

Speaker 8 (42:15):
That's great.

Speaker 10 (42:16):
I mean, wow, the fact that you have that perspective
in life, because it could be worse.

Speaker 8 (42:20):
It could be worse.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Oh, it's a lot worse.

Speaker 11 (42:24):
If you're not helping, John Jay.

Speaker 22 (42:27):
It's not like it was a head on collision.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
So you looked out of you looked out big time.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah I did, all right.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Well that's a very positive way to kick off the
nice three day weekend. Yeah, three day weekend. What do
you talk about three day weekend?

Speaker 2 (42:45):
It said, Hugh, it does. It's just about the little things.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
I gotta work Monday. You got you got money off?

Speaker 5 (42:56):
That's full.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Start to kicking everything, throws the phone around. All right, chlile,
thanks for jumping on the air with us. All right, Oscar,
we got you, we got you taken care of. It worked.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Oh man, Yeah, that was unexpected.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
All right, that's forgive me Friday, John Dane Rich.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
I gosh, all right, hid a star John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I got a d M from Andrea. Really really interesting
situation she's in, and well, I said, can we get
your number? You got to come and tell the story. Andrea,
good morning, Good morning guys. What's going on?

Speaker 19 (43:51):
Well, my poor grandmother.

Speaker 18 (43:54):
She's in her eighties and my grandpa passed away recently
and she was married to him for over forty years
and now she is single and ready to mingle and
has a very active Facebook life now. And we've noticed
she started sharing a lot of pictures of like Kevin
Costner and like sharing from the specific site, and we

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at first were like, oh, that's weird. And then the
more she started sharing the more we started realizing, oh,
she she thinks she's talking to this person and she
doesn't even realize it. Says Kevin Costner fan page, but
this account had started commenting.

Speaker 9 (44:36):
On her stuff.

Speaker 18 (44:37):
She started commenting on his stuff, and we thought it
was cute at first. It was kind of silly, you know,
he would say how beautiful she is, And then as
the weeks went by, we realized she's definitely spending this
man money and she has no idea that these comments
are public, and oh, John Jay, I think you'll like this.

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She also thinks she's talking to Mark Harmon.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
But she's a little two time for your grandma.

Speaker 18 (45:15):
Mark definitely doesn't make Kevin Costner is definitely her number one.
But yeah, we we I told my dad and I said,
you got to tell her like she she doesn't know
that these are public messages and not him, And she
got pretty defensive. She said, no, this is this is

(45:36):
Mark Harmon and this is Kevin Costner. Don't you worry.
You know, it's just friends and I'm not sending him money.
But her Facebook posts are definitely insinuating.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Otherwise, why was she sending Kevin cost her money? Because
he's like, hey, I'm not season six of Yellstone, Like
you know what I mean, Like why we do that?

Speaker 15 (46:01):
I know?

Speaker 18 (46:02):
Yeah, but she's very happy and does not want people
to disrupt her happiness. But she definitely has no idea
that these are public messages.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
Is your grandma?

Speaker 9 (46:14):
Like, is she like losing her minds? Like seriously, because
you know when you get older, like things change and
things like that. Is she a little crazy because she's
getting older.

Speaker 18 (46:23):
Or one thousand percent okay, but still has the capability
of sending money.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Isn't that the slow roll where they just give her
compliments and then soon I'm air quoting Kevin Coster's gonna
be like I need a little money to help Horizon
to get off the ground, but I'll pay you right back.
Isn't that the way those things always roll out?

Speaker 18 (46:44):
Exactly? But then what's that is? At one point, her
most recent message was on his comments and she said,
I'm tired of you. I'm tired of you like giving
me mixed signals. I just want to know the truth.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
So she's.

Speaker 18 (47:03):
She's kind of catching on maybe that maybe he's a
little shady, But does she call him Kevin or Kevin Costner, keV.

Speaker 23 (47:12):
I think Kevin.

Speaker 18 (47:14):
Oh look at this, but anyway, that reminded me of Grant.
I just want to know how he handled his situation
back in the day with his mom. I feel like
I never heard a follow.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Up here, but let me just read you this headline.
I just typed in Kevin Costner scams and it says
this woman says big article. I was scammed out of
two hundred thousand dollars by a fake Kevin Costner. Damn man, man,
do you got me? Yeah? Yeah, all right, So Grant,
what happened to you? Because remember your mom was sending
money to Nigeria.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I mean, well, I mean to several people who all
ended up being I think the same person.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
But you got very involved.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Oh man, I got blocked by like I was calling
down there like probably four or five times, like a
week and getting a hold of people and talking to
them to record evidence basically that hey, this is your mom.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Yeah, not for a government or two no no, no, no, no, yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I mean there's no jurisdiction anyway, Like nobody can do
anything here for a crime that's happening over there. But
I think like ultimately the stuff that ends up happening
with like this Kevin Costner scam is they'll say, oh,
you caught me. I'm not Kevin Costner, but we have
this amazing emotional connection, right and then they're like, well, yeah,
he is a scammer, but this is why he did this.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
We still have had these conversations, We've still talked, We've
still established this connection. Even though he lied to me
about being Kevin Costner, he's still a really great guy
that needs two hundred dollars for a new pair of shoes, or.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Like some like, yeah, is your mom done with the
Nigerian people?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I think so?

Speaker 4 (48:46):
I like, honestly, there's a point too where it's like,
I love my mom and I'm not gonna be I'm
not gonna be her boss. I'm not going to be
the guy who's like, you can't talk to whoever you
want to talk to, you can't do what you want
to do.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
So at a point I was just like, you know what,
I did everything I could.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
I've literally become enemy number one in this Nigerian hair salon.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
So I did my part, and she I think has
now moved on and is now Kevin Costner. K. Yeah,
Kevin Costner.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Actually I'm going to Kevin.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I'm going to uncle keVs.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
But you brought up Mark Harmon. By the way, Andrew,
you brought up Mark Harmon, and we're big fans of
Mark Harmon. Over here.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Hello, I'm Mark Harmon, Mark Mark, Mark, Mark Harmon, Mark Harmon.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
This movie starring Mark Harmon on TV. Look at Mark Harmon.
It starred Mark Harmon. Wait, look at look up Mark
Harmon too. Mark Harmon played him early. I think it
might have been the eighties or something, and Mark Harmon
is really good. Yeah, that's Mark Harmon. That's Mark Harmon.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
What do you see here, Lois, do we have what
do you see?

Speaker 5 (49:48):
A picture of Mark Harmon?

Speaker 3 (49:50):
A picture of Mark Harmon, the greatest actor who ever lived?
Do you see a wheelchair under Mark Carmon?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Paul Mark Lewis?

Speaker 16 (49:57):
Do you see a wheel cheer under mc hammond? I
was a big fan of Mike Hammond. Well, we hope
she stopped sending money to Kevin Costner.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 18 (50:13):
Well, Grant, I'm glad your mom is doing well too.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Well.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I would just tell your dad or whoever is involved,
just like yeah, you know, be like, hey, what's the deal?
Ask the questions that are hard to give logical answers
to like have you met this guy?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Are you planning on meeting this guy?

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:29):
What's his plan moving forward with you?

Speaker 4 (50:32):
And because you know you're you've got a financial and
you know thing going on that you I don't know
who was just start way out?

Speaker 9 (50:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Ye, ask about Kevin or Kevin Costler trivia see if
she gets it. Thank you, Andrea, thanks for calling. I
hope grant helped you a little bit.

Speaker 18 (50:52):
Thanks guys, I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Okay, by bye, tap it and stay what's up?

Speaker 22 (50:58):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (50:59):
iHeart radio app and top the doc back Mike to
send John, Jay and Richard message.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Now, thank you so much for holding what's going on?

Speaker 15 (51:06):
I have a question for you guys. I have been
divorced for some years now. I'm in a new relationship.
It's getting pretty serious. Can I use the diamond from
my first RNK for my new rink?

Speaker 2 (51:19):
No? No, I don't know if that's an easy guess.

Speaker 11 (51:24):
How did the other relationship end?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Like?

Speaker 11 (51:27):
Was the divorce bad or did you guys amicably part
your ways?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Well?

Speaker 15 (51:31):
It look bad. It was bad, and I would say, well,
he cheated on me, So I feel like I could
do what I want with the rink.

Speaker 10 (51:41):
I definitely think you can, but I'd also feel like,
don't you sort of feel like it's like got his
tainted curs?

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Why not sell it, sell the diamond and then use
the money that you got for the diamond.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
To buy That's what I would do.

Speaker 9 (51:57):
I feel like you never want to bring in old
things from your relationships, and it's like a ring is
like a big deal.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Like, Rich, you got remarried, did you use the same
band from your first marriage?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I don't even know where that that ring is chucked
it off?

Speaker 13 (52:14):
Like for me?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
For me, I would I like, all different furniture, all different,
you know, like different kids, different children.

Speaker 8 (52:24):
There's Mark.

Speaker 11 (52:27):
A different name.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Didn't you have Mary kids?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Rich?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
I think, I don't know, I don't know. Like for me,
it was all different furniture, all different, like a different
different place, different everything. You gotta you gotta, you gotta
purge that stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
So then your answer to her is no, don't use
the same I.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Would sell it and get the money and then go
buy something.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
I think it depends on how beautiful it is in
some rare diamond like one from Titanic, and I'd be like, yeah,
you can put that in your for me.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
If she dimorced to me, didn't try that hard. It's
probably not that creative a diamond, right, Destiny.

Speaker 15 (52:54):
I actually do like the diamonds, but you guys are
swinging me. I definitely, I definitely want to save my
money for the new ring.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
It's the biggest deal that makes sense.

Speaker 9 (53:05):
So you're like wanting to keep the diamond because like
you're trying to save money. Is that like the reason
being or is it just because you like the diamond?

Speaker 15 (53:14):
I want to save the money. I don't want to
make a big purchase. I don't like debt. I like
pay for everything in cash. So you know, if I
can reuse and you know, make it look nice, make
it look different with a new band and all that,
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
What about this? Are you gonna buy chance wear the
same wedding dress? Do people do that?

Speaker 18 (53:33):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Unfortunately no, Unfortunately I figured, well, well, my old wedding
dress it's gone.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
It's shredded. Okay, why don't we do this, Let's just
throw it out there eight seven seven nine three seven
one four seven call us if you have reused the
ring more than once in a wedding or a dress
or anything like.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
This, and then we need to know if it worked out,
because we think that's bad luck. Eight seven seven nine
seven one oh four seven. Thanks Jefany, thanks for listening.
Good luck with your wedding. Where it happens. It's John
Jay and Rich Dylan has a comment.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
We're talking about people reusing wedding dresses, reusing wedding rings.
What do you got, Dylan?

Speaker 19 (54:15):
You know, I just think that's kind of the least
of the worries is reusing something. I mean, think about it.
An entire relationship already ended, and you're worried about kind
of a you know, a physical materialistic thing from the past.
I think you should focus more on the second time
around because you're going to be a statistic at the
end of the day. So don't worry about the ring.
Worry about the relationship.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Okay, okay, but still, like I think if you're superstitious
and you're in and you're going to move it to
the next level, you'd be like, wait, whose ring is that?

Speaker 21 (54:44):
Right?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
You know what I mean, I get what you're saying.

Speaker 19 (54:47):
If you're going to reset the ring, I guess, you know,
I don't know if like a diamond carry some magical
curse or something. I think that it's not the stone
that curse the relationship. It was definitely something, and well
that's true.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
No good for you that you can think like that.
I'm superstitious. I would be like, no frickin way, no badge.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
You're doing a new relationship. What if it I mean,
what if it is? It's probably not, but what if
it is, might as well get rid of it.

Speaker 19 (55:08):
That's true, you know, just you just pawned the thing,
and you know, drop a couple of thousand on a
new one and move on and hopefully the second time
will be better go around.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
You know, you're very smart as far as like you
know how people say the people plan for the wedding
and not the marriage. Yes, that's that's thanks Dylan. Thanks man,
thanks for listening.

Speaker 19 (55:23):
Dude, what I bought my ring from Walmart for forty
dollars a day that I was supposed to get married,
So I'm just cheap and I don't plan.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Well, how long you've been married?

Speaker 19 (55:32):
Now, I've been married for nine years.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Okay, does she know you got the ring of Walmart?

Speaker 1 (55:36):
He does?

Speaker 19 (55:37):
He wasn't thrilled about that, all.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Right, all right, Thanks dog, I have a great day.

Speaker 19 (55:43):
Thanks Amber, yep.

Speaker 21 (55:45):
I reused my wedding ring. Week were married for only
a couple of years, pretty young, and he got the
house and I got some other stuff. I went to
a jewelry place to sell a lot of my jewelry
and it was spottered and they said, you know you
won't get the money out of it. And it's like, well,
I love the shape of the steps, and what can
I do? And you want diamond ear rings in a necklace.

(56:08):
It's like heck yeah, so absolutely free reset him and
I wear them for every holiday, every family get together.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Okay, so you just didn't reuse the ring, you re
repurposed the ring.

Speaker 8 (56:22):
Yes, I would do that.

Speaker 9 (56:23):
I have a promise ring that's just sitting around and
I'm always like, what should I do with this? And
I'm like, maybe I will get some pretty earrings. Everyone
loves a bad of diamond earrings, right, I would think, So, yeah,
I know, it's just sitting in storage.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Honestly, I'm no idea, what's that? How should go find that?

Speaker 7 (56:37):
Right?

Speaker 21 (56:37):
And my current husband doesn't even know about it because
we were kind of already dating when I was doing this,
and we are from a small town, so he kind
of knew my ex and he's like, you don't have
anything from him you And I said no, no, no,
I just graduated college and my mom bought these pretty
ear rings for me and it's been ten years.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
So it's good to have secrets.

Speaker 8 (57:00):
Sometimes you can take me to the grave. It's all right.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Thanks, have a great day, Thank you for listening. Thank
you guys, Amanda, you're on the air.

Speaker 23 (57:07):
Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Hi.

Speaker 23 (57:10):
So I don't have my ring, it would have been
nice to keep it. But something old, something new, something borrowed.
Something blue is then every single wedding, so that could
always be or something old, something new, something like that.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I've heard that before. Did you do that?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Coyle?

Speaker 3 (57:26):
What'd you have that was blue?

Speaker 8 (57:27):
My shoes?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Really?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
The ones that you walked down the isle with? Or
do you have to do? And what was old?

Speaker 11 (57:34):
My grandma's necklace?

Speaker 3 (57:35):
What was borrowed?

Speaker 11 (57:36):
My grandma's necklace was the thing.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
That was how neat? What if we did that?

Speaker 8 (57:41):
Did you do that?

Speaker 15 (57:43):
You did?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I did?

Speaker 11 (57:44):
Blake likes tradition?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Yeah, yeah, very true. All Amanda, have a great day,
Thank you for listening. You too, you too, Diego so.

Speaker 20 (57:53):
My ex wife got married in a second dress. All right,
her second wedding wasn't the same wedding dress that she
used the first time. I still have to have contact
with her when we split up, So she her new
husband messaged me and it was just a split bills
and et cetera. So her husband messaged me and told

(58:13):
me that he didn't want me to contact her at all,
even though I was the one that was trying to
just make things right, you know, pay bills, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
And that's when I was like, well, I got to
take off that dress the first time.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
You've got the last left there.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, I wonder if you just see Ji his face
over your body and the wedding pictures.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
What's what's our phone right now?

Speaker 9 (58:36):
Right? Hello?

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Hello, it's good okay, because we said godbye, diego, I
turned it off. Sorry, it's John and Rich.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Impression, Kaitlyn.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Hello, are you there? All right, Caitlyn. We're gonna play
a game and you're be playing for four tick. It's
two Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights. Sound good to you?

Speaker 18 (59:04):
Yes, yes, I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
All right, we're gonna play the feud, all right, all right,
kayl and I hope you know how to play family feud, right,
I think so?

Speaker 12 (59:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Okay. Top five answers on the board. You gotta get
the number one answer to get a point. But we're
gonna go around the room really fast. You don't have
time to think, but you're gonna go first, Kaylen, are
you ready? Top five answers on the board, Kaylen. Name
an old fashioned woman's.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Name, Margaret Gwendolyn, Miriam Heather.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Margaret is the only one on the top five. Number one,
number one, everyone was ethel Man Caitlin. Top five answers
on the board. Name a movie that traumatized.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
You, uh, paper Boy, Polter Guys seven.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
None of those are in the top ten. I'll go
Top three Jaws, Wizard of Oz, traumatized. Number one, movie
called the Birds, Caitlin. Top five answers on the board.
Name a musician you would not go see even if

(01:00:19):
given a free ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Oh, I don't know, smash Mouth Blace Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Top three answers are Justin Bieber, Justin Kanye West. Number
one answer Taylor Swift.

Speaker 18 (01:00:45):
See Taylor for yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Now you gotta go fast, Kaitlyn, you gotta go fast.
Top three answers on the board. Kaitlyn, what do people
say at Halloween that would be inappropriate to hear it? Christmas?

Speaker 18 (01:00:58):
Stick them up?

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Halloween?

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
You're a witch?

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
Trick or tree?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Happy Halloween? Number three? Boo number two, number one trick
or tree answer, Okay, we gotta go faster, You guys
gotta think faster, Kaitlin. Top five answers of the board.
Name a game that would be inappropriate at a company party.
Go Twister, strip hooker. That's a video. The name a

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game that would be in a game peyton. I don't
know whether a bunch of our dament. Holy crap, we
got a we got a company party in a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
That's not unpacked Twister?

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Number three, strip Poker, it was number two. Number one
was spin the bottle.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
Some talk Sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
You do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
All right, Kaitlyn. Top five answer to the board. Name
an inappropriate place for a couple to start smooching.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Movie theater at a kid's park, hospital.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
Room at a kid's birthday party.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
A movie theater was in the top five. The number
one answer was place of worship, place of not cool, Caitlin.
Name an inappropriate gift for your boss.

Speaker 18 (01:02:32):
A adult toy a.

Speaker 10 (01:02:37):
Oh, no accessories for the adult toy to be a
Better manager book undergarments all right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Alcohol number three. Alcohol number two is underwear. Under one
is adult items. A Top five answers to the board, Caitlyn,
name of where you might not get hired after an interview.

Speaker 18 (01:03:04):
Inappropriate interview answers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
We can shake dressed horrible, being impolite five is lying
inappropriate attire, being late. Number two is phone rings. Number
one answer was bad attitude. According to my calculations, Kit,
I think you got to think you win the game.

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You the little family hear.

Speaker 23 (01:03:31):
Love you so much.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
You are going to Universal Studios Halloween Horror Night. You
get four tickets. Thank you for playing Hold on the line.
We're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna unpack
pays smokes. It's John Jaye Rich