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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up, John Jay Rich, what's crack a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big Boss. Do snoopy decle double
gigsel dang boom, which you don't do.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about ridden t and we're not talking
about last year.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the one and only.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Does the last Lastay Fixed movieple double.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Gizzle in your face to me and in the place
to be And you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
wake your.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Ass, John Jay and Rich. That's Friday. Come on, I
think we could do better than that.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
We made it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's Friday. Come on.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
March twenty first, our funt numbers eight seven, seven, ninety three,
seven one oh four seven.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You can text.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Us text jj R and whatever is on your mind
to the number nine six eight nine three this morning.
I'm no math person, but Peyton said, I'm testing my luck.
I have eleven miles in my gas tank. It takes
me nineteen miles to get to work if I don't
pass the gas station when I leave from home to
get to the freeway. So I'm testing my luck that
(01:04):
don't get stranded on the side of the road. Like
I consider myself an expert in.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
This catag you got you play it pretty fast and loose.
I do in your car too.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I've driven my car when it gets down to zero,
but I'm usually within a half a quarter of a
mile to the gas station. I love Peyton's math is
way off.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I left my house last night to go get gas
and I had one hundred and seventy eight miles left.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's a total difference between it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So did you made it, Peyton?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I did?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I made it here. I did have to stop at
a gas station though, so by like, from the way
that I get from home to work, I don't pass
the gas station unless I get off the freeway to
get to work, and.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So I know my car.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I know that it probably like once it gets to zero,
holds like twenty miles. Like I know that about my car.
So I was like, I can make it. So I'm driving,
I get off the exit to get to work, and
I look at my gas tank and I'm like, oh,
that's like really past zero, Like I've never seen it
get that far. So I was like, I'm just gonna
stop at the gas station right here. No, biggie, it's
(02:04):
a new circle. K. It's nice.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Never will I ever get gas on this side of
town again when the sun is not up.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I know, I'm like, I'm so scared for you because
I know where that's okay, you sat there, No, not
the scary circle K. It's a brand new circle K
just right down the ridge, which eventually will be the
second scary circle atually.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
So I'm getting gas and I'm sitting there and I'm like, okay,
all right whatever, And then I get out and I
take my gas, like taking the pump out, and all
of a sudden, I hear, hey, hey, hey, you with
the pants, Hey you, I'm talking to you. Why aren't
you looking at me? And I kind of like look around,
and this lady, who was obviously obviously out of her mind,
(02:55):
starts running at me, sprinting at me across the Circle
K parking lot. I had never gotten in my car
so fast. I think I left the gas thing hanging.
I seriously think I like took it out of my
car through it. I drove from work or from the
gas station to work with my gas tank wide open.
I've never gotten out of somewhere so fast.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
In my Could you see her like chasing you like
terminator too in the reason mirror?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Could you terrify I was terrified.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah, I kind of saw her like in my rear
view mirror. But she stopped running eventually. But I have
I skirted out of there so fast she could have
killed me.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah killed Listen, there's one universal truth to not great neighborhoods.
If you ever hear somebody yell hey, that's never gonna
be good.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah for you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
How many people were around you not wearing pants?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I told you she got pants on.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I can't see her. I've not seen her pants all
day long.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's why I knew she was talking to me.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Okay, what if this woman actually saved your life? What
if there was someone coming up behind you right and
she was like, hey, you with the pits, like she
didn't want to say look out to alert the person that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Was about to merceryer.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
She was running towards him to save you chances, I know,
but I like to think that would be.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
A little less scary if you were driving away and
she was like, hey, you with the pants, you're getting
the car take off, and then as you look at
the river mirror, you see someone come behind her and
stab her.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
She was running from somebody.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
There's always somebody more on more drugs.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
She just got escaped from someone's trunk and she's trying
to get a ride.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To safety, and you took off.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I thought I could get a ride. She filled up
her take.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
That's a disaster house.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, I'm glad you did run out of gas. My
wife told me when we were dating.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
My wife and I were dating, I didn't have a
Car's driving my dad's jeep, and I was going. I
was going somewhere and I ran out of gas and
she wouldn't pick me up, and I had to take
a hitch height back in the day, I hitchhiked.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And got a ride and then got gas.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
And she told me that she will never ever ever
pick me up if I run out of gas. She said,
there's no excuse to ever run out of gas. Right,
So now we're we get married, been married about less
than a year, and I'm living in Cincinnati and I
have a twenty minute drive to work and I run
out of gas, right, I don't call her. So I
walk to a gas station and it's not open, but
(05:20):
they're going to open, like in an hour, and I
walk up.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's all dark, and I walk up to the glass.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
And I put my hands up to the glass and
I'm looking inside and I see someone. I knock on
the window and they don't open it, and I'm like
dang it. And I'm waiting and then some cops pull
up and I'm like, hey, I go can you help me?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And they go, well, I go, I can't remember how
the guy happened. What happened? I go, well, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
They go, well, we heard that there's a there's some
guy walking around, uh and it's kind of dangerous. I
was like, well, Jesus, let me in, and they're like,
we think it's you, like the person in the gas
station call ninety one one or called the cops because
I was knocking on the.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Way like oh I ran out of gas. And then
then they helped me. They get me the gas and villain.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're the hey guy, Yeah, yeah, how you with the pants?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's like a time more.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You go back in time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I was a guy yelling you with the pants and.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
We were both out of fuel at the same time.
Oh man, you're safe.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That is actually YEA.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Call one of us and we'll meet you at the
gas station.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Thinking about like, if I did run out of gas,
who would I call? I was like, would I call
like Nick, or would I call my dad or my boyfriend?
Like I went through like in my head, like I seriously.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Thought I was gonna run out of cast.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I think you got a call whoever is because you
know we're all away, because you have to figure out
whoever's closer to you.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
No, yeah, I would probably. I would probably call you
guys every yere and then I would call my dad
come get my car. I don't think I would call
my boyfriend. He'd get mad.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
You'd have plenty of people to come rust.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I would, yeah, But I'm glad I was able to
get up out of there because never again.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Hey, you with the pants And then you're like, wait
a minute, if you think about how you brain work,
you're like, I have pants on talking about me? Hello anyway, anyway, Well,
we're glad you're safe. We're glad you're here. We're gonna
have to put a picture of your pants. This is
like a couple of times this week that your your
outfit has has made our show content.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
So you had the whole Beyonce uh Canadian tuxedo the
other day.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Now you got leopard pants on and what else?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
NICKI Minaj shirt graphic.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh that's cool and my favorite leather jacket.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I love you. How you with the Nicki Minaj shirt
Wakes up, John Jay Rich, what's crack a leg?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the big Boss. Do snoopy decle double
gigsel dang boom, which you don't do.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're not talking about ridden t and we're not talking
about last year.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's the one and only.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Does the last Lastay Fixed movieple double.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Gizzle in your face to me and in the place
to be And you're listening to John Jay and Rich,
wake your.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Ass, John Jay and Rich. That's Friday. Come on, I
think we could do better than that.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
We made it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's Friday. Come on.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
March twenty first, our funt numbers eight seven, seven, ninety three,
seven one oh four seven.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You can text.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Us text jj R and whatever is on your mind
to the number nine six eight nine three this morning.
I'm no math person, but Peyton said, I'm testing my luck.
I have eleven miles in my gas tank. It takes
me nineteen miles to get to work if I don't
pass the gas station when I leave from home to
get to the freeway. So I'm testing my luck that
(01:04):
don't get stranded on the side of the road. Like
I consider myself an expert in.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
This catag you got you play it pretty fast and loose.
I do in your car too.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
I've driven my car when it gets down to zero,
but I'm usually within a half a quarter of a
mile to the gas station. I love Peyton's math is
way off.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I left my house last night to go get gas
and I had one hundred and seventy eight miles left.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's a total difference between it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
So did you made it, Peyton?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I did?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I made it here. I did have to stop at
a gas station though, so by like, from the way
that I get from home to work, I don't pass
the gas station unless I get off the freeway to
get to work, and.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So I know my car.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
I know that it probably like once it gets to zero,
holds like twenty miles. Like I know that about my car.
So I was like, I can make it. So I'm driving,
I get off the exit to get to work, and
I look at my gas tank and I'm like, oh,
that's like really past zero, Like I've never seen it
get that far. So I was like, I'm just gonna
stop at the gas station right here. No, biggie, it's
(02:04):
a new circle. K. It's nice.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'll be fine.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Never will I ever get gas on this side of
town again when the sun is not up.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
I know, I'm like, I'm so scared for you because
I know where that's okay, you sat there, No, not
the scary circle K. It's a brand new circle K
just right down the ridge, which eventually will be the
second scary circle atually.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
So I'm getting gas and I'm sitting there and I'm like, okay,
all right whatever, And then I get out and I
take my gas, like taking the pump out, and all
of a sudden, I hear, hey, hey, hey, you with
the pants, Hey you, I'm talking to you. Why aren't
you looking at me? And I kind of like look around,
and this lady, who was obviously obviously out of her mind,
(02:55):
starts running at me, sprinting at me across the Circle
K parking lot. I had never gotten in my car
so fast. I think I left the gas thing hanging.
I seriously think I like took it out of my
car through it. I drove from work or from the
gas station to work with my gas tank wide open.
I've never gotten out of somewhere so fast.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
In my Could you see her like chasing you like
terminator too in the reason mirror?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Could you terrify I was terrified.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah, I kind of saw her like in my rear
view mirror. But she stopped running eventually. But I have
I skirted out of there so fast she could have
killed me.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah killed Listen, there's one universal truth to not great neighborhoods.
If you ever hear somebody yell hey, that's never gonna
be good.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah for you.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
How many people were around you not wearing pants?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I told you she got pants on.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I can't see her. I've not seen her pants all
day long.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's why I knew she was talking to me.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Okay, what if this woman actually saved your life? What
if there was someone coming up behind you right and
she was like, hey, you with the pits, like she
didn't want to say look out to alert the person that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Was about to merceryer.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
She was running towards him to save you chances, I know,
but I like to think that would be.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
A little less scary if you were driving away and
she was like, hey, you with the pants, you're getting
the car take off, and then as you look at
the river mirror, you see someone come behind her and
stab her.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
She was running from somebody.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
There's always somebody more on more drugs.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
She just got escaped from someone's trunk and she's trying
to get a ride.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
To safety, and you took off.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I thought I could get a ride. She filled up
her take.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
That's a disaster house.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, I'm glad you did run out of gas. My
wife told me when we were dating.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
My wife and I were dating, I didn't have a
Car's driving my dad's jeep, and I was going. I
was going somewhere and I ran out of gas and
she wouldn't pick me up, and I had to take
a hitch height back in the day, I hitchhiked.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And got a ride and then got gas.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
And she told me that she will never ever ever
pick me up if I run out of gas. She said,
there's no excuse to ever run out of gas. Right,
So now we're we get married, been married about less
than a year, and I'm living in Cincinnati and I
have a twenty minute drive to work and I run
out of gas, right, I don't call her. So I
walk to a gas station and it's not open, but
(05:20):
they're going to open, like in an hour, and I
walk up.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's all dark, and I walk up to the glass.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
And I put my hands up to the glass and
I'm looking inside and I see someone. I knock on
the window and they don't open it, and I'm like
dang it. And I'm waiting and then some cops pull
up and I'm like, hey, I go can you help me?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
And they go, well, I go, I can't remember how
the guy happened. What happened? I go, well, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
They go, well, we heard that there's a there's some
guy walking around, uh and it's kind of dangerous. I
was like, well, Jesus, let me in, and they're like,
we think it's you, like the person in the gas
station call ninety one one or called the cops because
I was knocking on the.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Way like oh I ran out of gas. And then
then they helped me. They get me the gas and villain.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're the hey guy, Yeah, yeah, how you with the pants?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
It's like a time more.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You go back in time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I was a guy yelling you with the pants and.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
We were both out of fuel at the same time.
Oh man, you're safe.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That is actually YEA.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Call one of us and we'll meet you at the
gas station.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Thinking about like, if I did run out of gas,
who would I call? I was like, would I call
like Nick, or would I call my dad or my boyfriend?
Like I went through like in my head, like I seriously.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Thought I was gonna run out of cast.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I think you got a call whoever is because you
know we're all away, because you have to figure out
whoever's closer to you.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
No, yeah, I would probably. I would probably call you
guys every yere and then I would call my dad
come get my car. I don't think I would call
my boyfriend. He'd get mad.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
You'd have plenty of people to come rust.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
I would, yeah, But I'm glad I was able to
get up out of there because never again.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Hey, you with the pants And then you're like, wait
a minute, if you think about how you brain work,
you're like, I have pants on talking about me? Hello anyway, anyway, Well,
we're glad you're safe. We're glad you're here. We're gonna
have to put a picture of your pants. This is
like a couple of times this week that your your
outfit has has made our show content.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
So you had the whole Beyonce uh Canadian tuxedo the
other day.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Now you got leopard pants on and what else?
Speaker 6 (07:22):
NICKI Minaj shirt graphic.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Oh that's cool and my favorite leather jacket.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I love you. How you with the Nicki Minaj shirt
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