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December 26, 2024 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
There's just something about cow's milk specifically that just grosses
me out. It gives me the hebgebies. I think I
watched a video like a couple years back where I
was like, yeah, no, I'm out on dairy and milk forever.
Not dairy but milk, cow dairy milk anyway. Okay, So
I went to Starbucks the other day and I wanted
to switch at my order, and I saw on my

(00:23):
Starbucks it said that the ice caramel machiato was the
favorite for that store. So I was like, okay, I'm
gonna switch things up and be a little coffee girly
and get me an ice caramel machiato. So it wasn't
until halfway through my ice caramel machiato that I noticed
I didn't substitute for almond milk, and I was like, wait,
this caramel machiata was delicious.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
So I finished it and I.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Was like, okay, think my stomach hurts. I kind of
have like a stomach ache for drinking cow's milk, but whatever.
So fast forward to like three days later and I
want Starbucks again. I want the same drink, but I'm
like okay, sub for almond milk. You guys, this drink
was the most disgusting drink I've ever had in my
entire life. So I was like, maybe, like it was
just made not the right way and maybe I'm tripping whatever.

(01:06):
So then like two days later, I go back to
Starbucks and I get an ice kramel machiato sub almond milk.
It was gross again, and I was like, no, this
can't be right. So then like three days later, I'm like,
we're gonna try this again. So I go to Starbucks.
I get the ice kramel machiato, no sub for almond milk.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Just how it is.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, it was the best drink I've ever had. So
now I'm going to this thing where I'm like, do
I like Cow's milk? I feel like my personality am
I seriously?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I like we know him?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
And I told I was like, this is real milk, dude,
but I can't see myself eating like a bowl of
cereal with cow.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Cow's milk is so good. It tastes so good with cereal.
It's really cold, It's next level. The thing is, I
stopped drinking milk a long time ago for kids and
I start went to almond milk because I read this
thing where I saw this thing and it was like, well,
who drinks cow's milk? A baby cow, a calf, A
baby calf goes from being born to a thousand pounds

(02:00):
in a year doing what drinking the mom's milk. So
I was like, a human shouldn't be drinking that. This
is just all in my own mind. So I started
drinking almond milk every once in a while, just like you.
It slips in. It is so good with cereal. He's
so delicious. And then I got congested. None of my kids.
I actually think it because you know, I'm six four,
my wife's like five seven, and I think my kids

(02:21):
are relatively small for and I think it's because they
didn't drink cow's milk growing up. They've only had almond milk.
That's just my own again, my own research. Yeah, because
I remember you remember when when we had babies, I
was like afraid. I was hoping we didn't have girls,
because I thought with my size, i'd have these giant,
massively redheaded girls. Sounds like, please, God, don't give me girls,

(02:43):
give me boys. So I got boys, but they're petite
petite boys. I mean, Kep's like six foot two hundred pounds.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
He's already he's like six foot. But I thought six
five sixty six six seven. I thought I'm six four.
I'm taller than my dad. And I think it's because
when I was growing up, my parents didn't. They just
gave me everything. You know what I mean. You'd go
to churches, fried chicken, we go to Taco bell and
you know, vitamin D milk.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Vitamin D milk is fantastic. That's how they make ice cream.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Ice cream is amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Tried to get like dairy free ice cream. Most of
the time, I just can't milk. It's to the point where,
like if they're cereal and you only have cow's milk,
I'll take water.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
But you've just.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Said, how great the machiato just you It'll take your
cereal to a whole new level. The closest thing I
can find to normal milk is almond milk. That's eighty percent.
Something they put vanilla in it and it's eighty percent
and that tastes close to like when you get all
the milk and almon milk.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Do you yet I get like skim original or vanilla.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It depends vanilla.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
I don't know eighty calories.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Look at that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Well, it's on the bottom. It says really big. The
number it'll say thirty is just.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Forty or eight.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know what about coconut milk?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
When you do coconut milk, I've honestly never tried coconut milk.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That'd be pretty because that's creamy.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, like coconut milk or like oat milk. Like, I'm
down to try all of those. It's just cow's milk rusty.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
I went to this health convention.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
I was at a health convention like three weeks ago
or something like that, and this girl I didn't she
wasn't the main speaker, but she gets up. She's talking
about raw milk and she had a whole booth on
raw milk and how great raw milk is.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
I don't know if that's controversial or not, but I
remember asking my doctor, and my doctor she was like,
don't do it. There's all kinds of stuff in it.
And then these other people are saying how good it
is for you. And I remember my sister's best friend
grew up on a dairy and they would always just
get the milk right out of there and put it
in the fridge and drink it right and they said
it was delicious.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It's like no preservatives or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Like I don't really.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Know how the like cow world works like that, but
I don't really drink milk, but I'm not.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
But yeah, they do vitamin D milk.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
It's regular, regular milk. They're gonna be huge. Be ready,
it's John J.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Rich read the play game, and you get to pick
your ticket, pick your prizes.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
Hi, Amanda, Yes, Amanda, Amanda, we're talking at the same time. Okay,
so what let's let's talk about your price. First.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
You get sham Paul Animal.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Or Glass Animals.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I thought it's been making trainer all week. We got
rid of all those every everyone picked those.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
So it's you get to pick your prize between sham
Paul or Glass Animals.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Sorry, it's like a magic trick.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
But I'm only you pick a card, but pick this one.
All right? What are we playing, guys?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
We're playing Noise Machine today. Sound fun?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
This is all about Planet of the Apes franchises with
more than four films. I'm going to play a noise
from said film. You guess what that noise is from. Okay, ye,
all right, We're gonna start with John Jay Snakes.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Why did it have to be snakes?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
That is Indiana Jones, the Raiders Lost Ark franchise. Craz
Oh that is actually from Raiders Lost Ark, the Indiana
Jones franchise.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Thank you, Well, you know what, I would accept it
either way, thank you. So John Jay's officially on the
board one point, rich toy toy story, toy story.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
I thought it was from the Castaway franchise.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
No toy story, you silly, Sally.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
The Philadelphia franchise.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's much darker. I've bet Philadelphia too would have been
really sad. Peyton, I'm already rolling.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
My eyes in one time at band camp and one
time American Pie.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
American Pie.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
One officially, why do you think I'm trying it? That
was intentionally an easy one. I don't believe it's one
of the most quota movies of all time. Yeah, okay, anyway, Kyle,
that was really scary.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Oh that's donkey. So it's the Shrek franchise. Yeah, everybody
on the board with one point, Amanda, the pressure is on.
My goodness, we're gonna we're gonna raise the stakes for

(07:22):
round two. Guys, each question is worth dose points, John Jay.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
I do the Star Wars saga?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Yes, we would have taken a Skywalker saga. Okay, okay,
make sure we're clear here. Rick, you're telling me your name,
I'll tell you mine.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Scream scream sounds like what I'm doing right now. Rich
two points in that round as well. How about we
go to.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Peyton that is a SpongeBob franchise.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Do you need to hear it again?

Speaker 6 (08:06):
I think we're probably.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Dumb and dumber.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I'm sorry, franchise anybody.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Man?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
No, so sorry guys Peyton that we were looking for
police academy.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
This pen to throw it in the middle of your forehead?

Speaker 6 (08:30):
How were there?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Believe seven?

Speaker 6 (08:34):
It's totally unnecessary that.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay, well, I'm sorry, Peyton. Actually you're gonna get negative points.
Were not even guessing. Kyle is correct. So but Amanda
can get this right, She's gonna win the game.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Let me guess Planet of the Hello, you're gonna see
glass animals.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Amanda, thanks for listening.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Thank you, guys, Peyton, Congratulations two years on the show.
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Two ears on the show. In fact, you know, can
you play that ape clip again? I heard something else?

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Ape Pole, Ape home is what he's like, yelling at
this ape because he came home, this ape comes home
his wife sleeping with somebody else.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
APO's like, you can't write I am.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
She's said, you're always at work whole time. You never
hold a movie. Wow a pole. That's that's the movie
number seven from play.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's just in a suburban neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Hills saying out the lobby, the global ambassador, it's a
Bravo show.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Now it's John Jay and Rich
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