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Episode Transcript
Hayton, what's the five for horoscopes? Well, tomorrow is October third,
so that means that it's mean Girl's Day. So I'm
gonna tell you if you are nice or mean based
on your zodiac sign and if it's your birthday today.
You are a Libra and you share a birthday with
Kelly Reba. Do you think Tator Swift dropped her album
tomorrow's she also knew that it was mean Girl's Day. Probably,
I'm sure crossed her mind. Okay, Hi Stephanie, good morning.
(00:21):
What you're signedius? Okay? So Sagittarius, you guys are accidentally mean.
So you're just a little too blunt in your jokes
cross lines that you didn't even see. You have really
nice intentions, it's just that your delivery can be a
little bit chaotic sometimes. Yeah, I agreed. At least you're honest.
(00:46):
Thank you. Hey, Rob, what's your sign? I'm a Taurus? Taurus? Okay,
so I'm gonna tell you if you're nice or mean
based on your zodiac sign and Taurus. You guys are
actually nice until somebody touches your stuff, whether that's your food,
your blanket, your personal space, and then it's like full
on silent treatment, and trust me, no one survives that,
(01:06):
so be careful when you come around to tours. Sounds accurate. Yeah, thanks,
very bullheaded? Hello Monica, good morning. What's your sign? Hi?
I am a Capricorn. Okay, so Capricorn for Mean Girl's Day.
You're not mean, you're just done with people. If people
can't keep up with your energy or your ambition, that's
on them, and you're resting judging you face, it doesn't
(01:29):
really help either. I would say that's accurate. Yeah, yeah,
what is it? RBF? You guys are like the kings
and queens of that. I believe it. Yeah, thanks, Hi.
How about Rich for National Mean Girl's Day? You're sweet
until you're not. You'll old grudges in silence and then
(01:51):
write a three page emotional essay about it later. See,
you're nice on the surface, but really petty underneath. Very triple.
That's because it's like silent but deadly. Yeah. How about
for you Leo's Yeah, Leo's we're nice, but we're also
the main character, so technically everyone sees this as the villain.
(02:12):
We're not mean, we're just dramatically self centered with really
good hair. How about virgos. John Jay, you think that
you're being nice, but your constructive criticism feels like personal attacks.
Mean Girl's energy in the form of grammar corrections and
backhanded compliments come from you. Yeah, Kyle, you're too nice
to be outright mean, but your indecision is mean. People
(02:35):
are waiting three business days for you to choose where
to eat, and that's low key torture, all right, if
we get to your sign for mean Girl's Day, go
to John Jay and Rich dot com.
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