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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Peyton the vibe for horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Today it's National Scrubs Day.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
National Scrubs Day, like for doctors.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh yeah, John Jay, you're right like the doctor. But
I'm going to actually expose how your sign acts when
it comes to scrubs the dating kind.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
What define the skating skating scrub? A doctor who ice skates?
What no describe a scrub in the dating world?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, a scrub is like a lame, like a man
that's just trying to mooch on you, that's just there
to benefit off of you. They're scrub.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
They're a loose sign. What are you you're telling that's
how they are a scrub.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm going to expose your sign how it comes to scrubs,
whether you're a scrub, whether you date scrubs, all of
the scrub.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Okay, So if you were to define it, you would say,
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love
from me?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Exactly where to tc?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hi, Rachel, what's your sign? Good warning? Hi?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I am an airy Okay, so airy.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
So when it comes to scrubs and you in your life,
you're way too bold to be a scrub, but you'll
still entertain one because chaos is your love language. You're
the kind that's like, he's trashed, but I'm bored. So
let's see how this plays out.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh my god, I feel it sacked.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
So that's you. Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Okay, a little self reflection.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Hello Stephen, good morning. What you're sign?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I am a torus?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I just learned.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
You just learned?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Did you not know like what your zodiac sign was before?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's never It's never really been something that I've been into,
but like, my girlfriend's into it.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Now, so now I know my right. You know I
don't know my right? Yeah, yeah, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Effort you're putting in for her, I do too.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
So I'm glad that you called us because today is
National Scrubs Day, and the effort that you're putting in
gives that you aren't scrub vibes, and you would never
seriously date a scrub unless they're benefiting you. So sometimes
you're like, sure, I'll put up with whatever thing is
wrong with her, but only if dessert is included on
the back end.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Sure, sure, all right, I see have a great deal.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Kyle's daughters here, and I believe Eddie you are a virgo.
Me too.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, but you're not dating yet, are you. Okay, So
can you still do it for ten year old Virgos?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I definitely eleven year old.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Do that. And I can do you too, john Ja,
because you guys are one and the same. So Virgos,
you guys can actually clock a scrub faster than anyone else.
You're like, Oh, their passenger seat is covered in food wrappers.
This is not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
It's so us, isn't it. Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
So us, Yeah, let's do libras.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, Kyle, since we're in Libra season Libra. Somehow you're
always quote unquote not into scrubs, but yet here you
are again. You just get charmed too easily by pretty
face with no ambition.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I just love everyone you know, don't you. Is everybody's
friend exactly.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Exactly is everyone and rich when it comes to scrubs.
You'll defend your scrub like they're Prince Charming. They're not broke.
He's just misunderstood. Baby. He borrowed his mom's car to
pick you up.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Long with the scrubs in the history. That's true.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
And Leo's Leo's I'm a Leo. We would never touch
a scrub with a ten foot pole. We'll roast them,
block them, and give ourselves a round of applause, because honestly,
we deserve better.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
All right, if we didn't get to your sign, they're'll
post it on our website. John Jaynrich dot com